White House will Light It Up Blue for World Autism Awareness Day

user, I..

I'm pretty sure that's true.

A combination of creeped out and trying not to respond.

tfw President Trump is doing this as a tip of the hat to those of us who helped get him into power

he's lighting it up blue in honour of his son, barron "autistic jewcrusher" trump

Don you cheeky bastard I love you.

How on earth did he keep it from sliding off the page and onto her $5000 shoes?

that probably feels pretty good. i love wrapping myself tight in a blanket

maybe it's just candle wax

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Ha! That was almost my red title: "Trump Loves the Autists that Elected Him" or something like that.

Sage for no self bump

Where's the fun in that?

It does look comfy.

I wish I had autism, I'm probably an diagnosed sadist or something fucked up like that, but no 'tism.

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Lurk more.

*an un-diagnosed

approves

Checked.

Dude! It's the best! No one expects anything from you and I get all the pussy I can imagine!

Stick with whatever serial killer shit you've got going. At least you'll get some trim before they shoot you down.

People with actual Autism would be terrified to go vote. Internet Autism is not real Autism.

If you were a sadist, you would know it. It's not something that is inherent or latent. The sadist is 100% aware of their sadism.

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I don't get pleasure out of hurting people, but if they're non-white I might get a kick. :^)

Are there more of these? That's a look that is really nice to see on liberal extremists.

Then you're not a sadist. Hurting non-Whites is animal cruelty, maybe.

I'd be lying if I said I'm not touched by this. My daughter is a combination of autistic and developmentally-delayed with a dose of speech impediment to go with it. She's 8, but has the mentality of a three year old and still can't formulate full sentences to a coherent degree. I already respected Trump, but this just boosted that respect ten-fold.

Down here, everything's autistic!

depends on how well you get along with normalfags. If they dont recoil in disgust when talking to you you're probably safe. dont kid yourself, you know they do

Wrong, and I'm not talking about voting, newfag.

Probably. I tried doing a search under several phrases, but I couldn't find any.

You're here.

It's the equivalent of killing a troglodyte. They're sub-humans, calling them animals is a misuse of the term because animals can be intelligent, graceful, caring and loving creatures – correspondents of mother Earth. Non-whites of the shitskin variety, at least, have only been shown to exhibit the lowest behavior syncs of nature and the animal psyche. Encyclopedia Britannica said in the late 1800's that the negro is a bad example of what happens when man is left to his own devises, in all of his savage glory. So calling them animals is a misnomer as much as calling them gorillas is.

Give her a hug from me, user… if she'll let you.

…forever.

I hate when I click a .gif and nothing happens. What's the point in using .gif if you're not going to animate it?

Perhaps, but don't forget that's how serial killers work their way up to people.

I HAVE EVIDENCE OF THE LINK BEYWEEN AUTISM AND LUNCHABLES. IF YOU ATE LUNCHABLES AND HAD AN AUTISTIC CHILD YOU MAY BE ENTITLED TO A SETTLEMENT. THERE WAS NO AUTISM BEFORE LUNCHABLES

Lisa Frank trapper keepers also caused all cases of Polycystic Ovary Syndrome.

Hey, I'm with you, buddy. I wanted that image of Burns but the original guy saved it as .gif and I keep forgetting to switch it out to .png.

Holy shit, are you me user, because that irritates the hell out of me to no end.

You can't use a blank stare as an example…

Hooboy. Now THERE'S a twisted individual. Here's an archive of a Lezebel article about her. archive.is/vSpu5

What are the most important elements of autism awareness? I think that the link between parents' age and autism should be spread in the general consciousness. I think many people aren't aware of the increasing risks of birth defects that occurs throughout the parents' 30s and 40s, and I've never heard this talked about outside of the internet.

Here, guys, just because I'm as irked by it as you are.

Meant to include instead of myself.

Not once in my life have I ever eaten a lunchables. Feels bretty gud tbqh.

Thank you for honoring Holla Forums Mr. President.

Barron's favorite color is blue.

No its well known my wife declined a genetic fetal blood test because of her young age and the doctor knew exactly what she meant.

Who /NLD/ here?

To be honest, I've always wondered what life would be like without autism.

oh i thought it was a pic from the fappening……

I've never liked blue really. It's so bland, it's the unanimous "neutral McDemocratic alliance good goys" color. my favorite color has always been red. It's risque, it's edgy, and it's incidentally featured heavily in my two favorite flags.

honest question, did you vaccinate her?
sorry to hear user, chin up

Be nice to me, I'm awetistic.

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Immediately what I thought of

Checked.

I had no idea the Lisa Frank company was so crazy. Interesting to see the numbers they pulled, when I was in school in the mid 90s you couldn't throw a rock without hitting a girl with some kind of Lisa Frank product. Dumbest damn idea but I sure wish I would have thought of it.

Same as it is now but you wouldn't have an excuse for being a sperg and you would be forced to converse with your mother aside from care rides to your appointments at the children's hospital.

I'm high-functioning. I can tell you that the normals have it better in the meat world than we do. I've watched my kids fit in better than in my wildest dreams, for which I am thankful. In here, though, the normals are fucking lost and easy targets for vengeful spergs. So I guess the tl;dr is if you're happy and you know it don't clap your hands because loud noises upset you.

Emma is feeling a great deal of shame and regret, trying to put on a big girl face but wants to cry.

Scarlett is very angry and disgusted, trying to hold back a violent outburst.

1: neutral contempt
2: neutral wat

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Yeah, I'm confident that is autism.

Yeah, your doctor knows, but does a random person from the street? I've been thinking about since meeting a man who was looking at images of his CT scan in the library a few weeks ago. Stand up guy and I talked to him for an hour or so, but his young adult son has debilitating autism so that he can only make unintelligible grunts. Estimating the age of them, I'd guess he was born when his parents were in their early 40s. My uncle recently had his first and only child, bother he and his wife in their early 40s. From what I've seen, many people do not make plans with this in mind, though the problem is so preventable. I never recall it being mentioned in health class, or really anywhere.

They clearly want the D

Assuming you're not joking, no you don't want to have autism. Once you get a diagnosis of that shit, everything wrong with you suddenly becomes attributed to your autism and NEEDS to be fixed even if it's something as simple as "keeps clean clothes in a laundry basket and doesn't put it away like a normalfag".

Also if you've been in the special needs system all your life there's a good chance most people in there treated you like you're retarded.

It's really not worth it.

I laughed so hard at that second one I peed my pants a little.

They medicalize everything, I've read about that sort of thing a lot. It always sounds like hell.

Finally the White House recognizes Holla Forums

Autism

There is literally nothing wrong with being an Assburger

Objects don't have emotions

Is chuunibyou a type of autism?

Oh shit haha

How nice, Trump celebrating the Californian national holiday.

Disdain? Idk I have teh assburger.

Will do. Surprisingly enough, she does like hugs to an extent. She tolerates them a lot more than most autists do, but it always has to be on her terms. So my wife and I will ask her if we can have a hug since she doesn't always want anyone messing with her. I also found out from my wife, through the school assistant who used to come to our house that the one consistent thing between every autist the woman ever saw, was that they all loved pizza.

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Yes. It wasn't until the exodus to here that I saw the research connecting autism to the MMR/Rubella vaccine. What makes it a kick in the balls is the fact that the probability of a girl actually developing that side effect is extremely rare compared to boys. Kid is based af though, so I wouldn't change her for the world. I've even gotten her to laugh at some Holla Forums memes, and she'll occasionally yell 'Allahu Ackbar!!' if she sees a sandnigger when I'm browsing on here.

Checks out.

Kawaii

;_;

the autism-vaccine excuse exists solely to distract from the actual problem of women waiting too long to have children and the anti social behaviour caused by shitty schools

Daily reminder that pic related is real autism

It was probably shopped in later. There are a lot faked pics of photos with cum shopped on them. This might just be a random cellphone pic from a publicity event where she just happened to make a dumb expression. Then someone put the cum on there and the new context makes her look upset.

A lot of expressions are ambiguous, and only make sense in context. Even normies can't read subtle expressions properly without the context.

You see this a lot in normie threads where someone posts a pic of Adolf Hitler meeting the public. A German woman from the 40s will be overwhelmed with emotion and holding back tears. The normals are completely convinced she's terrified of the crazy mad Fuhrer whom everyone knows eats babies.

Checked.

I would be utterly surprised if everything in the article was true. But it's Jezebel so it could also be completely false.

(…utterly UNsurprised…)

Neet awareness day when?

chagrin and sexual interest?

I'll bite.

Don't disagree with either point. Also, the effects of technology are a factor. Inability to read social cues due to large amounts of conversing via text, etc. Add to this more aloof parenting due to my generation being even shittier than Gen X (selfish, OMG TIMMY I CANT DEAL, PLAY ON THIS IPAD) and probably a dozen more factors all contribute.

The most important and which I don't see mentioned is this: by definition it is a spectrum which has a wide host of symptoms. It is also a largely funded disorder. It is a politicized disorder, which means shekels and accolades from your peers. Further compounded with this is women's tendencies to use this as a victim crutch (I hate being an adult at a mixer type function and akin to a vegan, moms are just holding their breath when they first meet you to blurt out "MY LITTLE SARAH IS SPECIAL NEEDS!!" replete with a boxed wine stain on their "Love Pink" yoga pants they have no business wearing) which further complicates the child because now they know there is something "wrong" with them and they are now forever a "victim".

I've seen the videos of kids who grow into adults who can't take care of themselves and punch themselves in the face when they don't have enough good boy points. Autism? If that is truly it I guess, in my day it was called a retard.

sure is interesting, so much effort and money and research is being poured into what the cause of autism is. It simply couldn't be it is being misdiagnosed to so many children who are simply assholes because their parents are assholes. ITs real easy to continue being an asshole when the doctor says, "Timmy, you're a fucking asshole but it's ok because you have an asshole disorder" and you at least get some attention even if it isn't positive reinforcement, just "aw, don't Timmy Timmy being an asshole, he has asshole disease!" "OMG Karen, you are such a super mom!"

autism

Chuunibyou is a yogic path

Fuck this gay earth.

Autism is a genetic disorder whose frequency rises exponentially with the age of the mother at birth (although it also has a weak correlation with the age of the father).

How old was your mother when she gave birth to you?

If you are asking this question and she was over 25 it's pretty certain you're affected

Chuunibyou is love.
Chuunibyou is life.

Now witness the power of infinite autism!

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Yeah it's definitely not vaccines. Retard

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Wife was 21 when we had our daughter, actually. I was 22. I'm also not autistic, nor was ever diagnosed as having any kind of mental deficiency/deformity. Same for the wife. So I can only assume you're projecting your own situation, user.

did you not think for her wellbeing just for a second?

I keep going to the Walgreens and buying vaccines so I can get the 'tism, but so far nothing's happened.

Autism master race when?

Well, being lonely means you are decidedly not Autistic. Autists don't feel such emotional draws to people.

Could you clarify on what you mean?

Obviously you can't get autism twice.

You willingly had your daughter (((vaccinated))). How bluepilled were you?

I am Dr. user and I can say with utmost confidence you are not only a massive autiste by the ability to not understand the previous user's joke you are replying to; further confirmation of my autism diagnosis for you along with a severe case of retardation which is evidenced by ==BROWSING Holla Forums IN FRONT OF YOUR OWN YOUNG CHILD==

Goddamn you are fucking stupid. Shouldn't you be tending to your child instead of using a Gambian Clay Kiln Manufacturing board for an Autistic Parents Support Group meet up?

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Hahaha holy shit. I hope at least one of them had enough of a sense of humour / duty to their "fans" to sign those, probably not though lel.

Nothing you're forced into feels good.

Think about that for a second, user. Think very carefully. Also, work on your reading comprehension.

Someone else who evidently can't read.

My mom was 21

Work on not shitting out 'tards.

Probably not a good idea to be browsing Holla Forums with your kid around. You can posit whatever statistics, make a multi-sheet excel files with a case study of occurrences of things a child shouldn't see to try and deflect your glaring error. Wow, such edge, your elementary age kid laughs at sandniggers. Fucking based.

You are still an idiot and you are irresponsible. At least when you kid yells out "GTKRWN" you can just say, "LOL, Autism, right!?"

More specifically it's a "spectrum" of different subtypes, e.g. aspergers differs from high-functioning autism. Although like everything to do with mental health, it's subjective and doctors disagree on the details.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Autism_spectrum

And there it is. Good job outing yourself, faggot! You're the only one triggered by the mention while your buddy is sperging about vaccines. Or maybe it's you using two different browsers.

35 is when fertility really falls off a cliff and the frequency of other problems starts to dramatically increase. But yes, the younger the mother is the better.

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You have not checked my hitler dubs, sir. You just wake up to fuck up, don't you?

I am trying to help you, you dumb faggot. It's not a teenage boy. It's a little girl. I would kek heartily if we see a thread in a few months of a slow, autistic white girl who yelled out some racial epithets in her elementary school becomes headline news in some liberal rag where an investigation is made and the police representative talks about all the material they seize off of your machine.

"He had a lot of Pepe's. We were familiar with all of them, these were not rare"

You failed the test: you're autistic

Trump really is /ourguy/.

Annoyed, apprehensive, uncomfortable?

Am I autistic now?

He's just being a good father. I look forward to the day the God Autist takes the throne.

Only thing you're helping is the journey of my sides into the farthest reaches of space!

Women fall apart at a much younger age than you think.

Women over age 40 are 77% more likely than women under age 25 to have a child with autism.
Women over age 40 are 51% more likely than women aged 25-29 to have a child with autism.
Women aged 35-39 are 31% more likely than women aged 25-29 to have a child with autism.
Women aged 30-34 are 12% more likely than women aged 25-29 to have a child with autism.
Women under age 25 are 14% less likely than women aged 25-29 to have a child with autism.
Men over age 40 are twice as likely as men under age 25-29 to have a child with autism, but only if the mother is under age 25.

webmd.com/brain/autism/news/20100208/autism-risk-rises-with-mothers-age#1

Iv'e always wondered if there's porn of extremely awkward autistic girls.

Does such a thing even exist?

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Checked.

What a waste. Do the right thing.

You won't. You are very Jewy with your arguments,also

From 1990 to 1999, the risk of having a child with autism was:

1.6 per 1,000 women under age 25
2.3 per 1,000 women aged 25-29
3.1 per 1,000 women aged 30-34
3.85 per 1,000 women aged 35-39
4.4 per 1,000 women aged 40 and older

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You accuse me of being jewy while making appeals to emotion, and ad hom attacks that are baseless in their assumptions. Only jew here is the one who can't formulate an argument of how frog pictures leads to screaming 'nigger' in a classroom.

As an autist myself, I feel so touched. #representation matters

You should know when to stop. I will after this.

It's whatever, guy.

So I guess I'm going to have to somehow get a waifu a good whack younger than me; accept a child with autismo superpowers; or give up on ever having loved ones in my old age. Time to see how much vodka I can drink in one night I guess.

HOW DO YOU MAKE THOSE MEMES? DO YOU KNOW!? MINE NEVER COME OUT RIGHT AND I KNOW I'M NOT DOING IT CORRECTLY.

Thanks for spreading autism awareness.

I can play that game too!

Again though, you're reading comprehension is shit since I never specified what memes I exposed her to, or even for how long of a duration she glimpses Holla Forums. Plus, you evidently have never been around an autistic child a day in your life, or know about the half-second attention span they have if it isn't remotely related to whatever has their focus of obsession. Note how I said when she sees a sandnigger on my screen, does the corresponding reaction occur. The image is what prompts the 'allahu ackbar', nothing else. And it's only specific ones. (aka the shooped green pig from the Angry birds movie, and the suicider from Fall Out 4 from the one time it popped up in a thread related to ISIS/ISIL. And the suicider was only because I have a mod on the aforementioned game that has them screaming 'allahu ackbar' when they come running towards you!) If you had any idea about what you were even talking about, or about children like her, you wouldn't be sperging this hard.

GOD EMPEROR KNOWS

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autism speaks is bad

Your face is full of autism faggot.

Top fucking Kek, is this a message from Trump?

Have you seen her nude bath tub images? Search it up, it has been confirmed real by several autists who matched every single birthmark and piece of jewelery to her. There is also a two clips so you know the moles weren't just shooped in. sadly no vag was visible, just tiddies

Top fucking Kek, is this a message from Trump?

Have you seen her nude bath tub images? They have been confirmed real by several autists who matched every single birthmark and piece of jewelery to her. There is also a two clips so you know the moles weren't just shooped in. sadly no vag was visible, just tiddies

1488D chess.

autism speaks does not really speak for people with autism

IS HE DOGWHISTLING US?

This idea of common colors being designated as the "official color" of some cause has always seemed silly to me.

Blue is also associated with the blue ribbon campaign for free speech online, colon cancer, Blue Lives Matter/Thin Blue Line, and the boy love movement.

I remember when this shit all started in the '90s with the red ribbons for AIDS awareness, but now it's gone beyond ribbons and these causes are monopolizing the colors themselves. The color pink now = breast cancer and we have a whole month where even men prance around like faggots in hot pink, because that somehow fights cancer metaphysically.

inb4 Totalbiscuit dies tomorrow

You will live to see the secret service blow CWC away as he runs around the south lawn pepper spraying children at the Easter egg roll.

you take a screenshot and zoom in on the subtitles
I don't know if you're being sarcastic or not

I still sometimes forget that the gif format is almost exclusively used for animation instead of compressed images with flat colours.

Emma - embarrassment along with annoyance

Scarlett - creeped out and annoyed

Do you have these symptoms?

H-how do you get the subtitles to say what you want them to?

I've come a long way. I used to get panic attacks just being in school. Now I am jacked and the life of the party. Learning to control and stop panic attacks sucked though.

Wat.

Can confirm. Am sadistic.

In a perfect world men like me would not exist.
But this is not a perfect world.

I have to wonder why so many (1)'s from you, but you're doing the right thing with giving her a sense of humor in this hypersensitive "muh feelings" setting of current year.

Thanks for doing your part to raise awareness.

I also find it funny that there didn't seem to be much nipping on the end of lugenpresse last I saw about them complaining about Trump doing autism awareness. They must've had one rare stroke of detection that this was a trap and baiting them to invoke the anger of millions of parents with autistic children.

I'd love to be proven wrong though and that they couldn't help but step right into that trap.