The masturbation jew

I know this is a slider thread and it deserves to be saged but I don't know how else to get it out there. Maybe this'll give someone an idea

So, I conducted an experiment of sorts. I scheduled when I would masturbate over the course of a month, gradually putting longer and longer times between them until I didn't fap for the last week. However, I kept track of any unwanted or 'weird' thoughts every day, writing them down. While, yes, it could just be a placebo I doubt it: every single time after masturbating, I had gay intrusive thoughts. For example, looking at some guy and then suddenly wondering how big his dick would be. As days pass between faps, multiple things happen: I find myself agreeing with posts on here more, I find myself more awake and alert, and all gay intrusive thoughts go away.

After that, I went through every single friend I have and judged how much of a beta they were to how much they talked about masturbation, or how much they masturbated. One guy, a 30yr old scottish man who still lives with his mom, actively brags about how much he masturbates- usually 3 times a day, if not more. He's awkward and has a high-pitched voice. I go down the line, and literally, how much they masturbate is nearly exactly proportional with how much they're a beta.

I post this here because I doubt it's a coincidence that liberals preach that masturbation is totally fine, and for any of you who haven't already stopped I'm telling you straight right now: stop masturbating. It'll be hard for a bit, but you gotta stop.

When I get my submissive muslim woman.

Science of Gay / Queer masturbating.. Follow my logic..

Men who talk about masturbating are usually signalling out to others their hope that you'll talk about your cock. I dealt with this when I was in the film industry.

The problem is good kids even in their mid 20's don't really understand how awkward & creepy that really is so they respond in kind.

This is a grooming technique. If you have friends talking about masturbating they're wanting you to become cock focused and then you both can discuss it. Good kids can get sucked into the gay experience when they're not gay, but think "Well, I'm too deep to ungay myself" and that's where it becomes conflicting.

Learn to admit you were groomed if you were. Learn to admit the person who really sucked you into this at first was predatory if they were. Learn to realize that the fact you accepted Cock/Fap-Talk as normal is because you wanted to trust that one person who first brought this up with you.

we ALL seek friends and a social connection. And yet you find one that showers you with gifts or time, or says nice things and then swings it to your cock, they're not your friend. They're creeps. Maybe they were groomed too by creeps and victims but the problem is until you address that either you're truly gay and dig dudes OR you're the victim of queer grooming, you're headed to become just like them.

Frankly most people truly love their abuser because no one else did such great things or showed such great approval as the one that abused them.

And the abusers are often trying to groom and creep on others because they're still trying to come to terms with what happened to them.

be straight or gay, but be it because it's who you are. Not because you have a bunch of people who make you think they're your friends that love talking about your dick.

I worked in Hollywood and trust me, every damn gay person I spent 9 minutes with started in on the masturbation topic as it's the door opener to asking me about my dick. they didn't get past my disdain for creepy people to get 10 minutes worth of conversation.

Trump said he never masturbates when he was on the Howard Stern show.

That never happens to me. Perhaps you are infected with the gay condition?

Have you considered the possiblity that it's because you're an actual faggot?
Look for the tell-tale signs:
>subscribing to Men's Health magazine "for the editorials"
If you do any two of these things on a regular basis the chances are you're a poop-dick slurping degenerate.

If I was a billionaire married to Melania, I wouldn't masturbate either. Why not just make more babies with your European model wife? Masturbating is a waste. We need the genetics.

No it just sounds like you're a faggot repressing his fag thoughts to me.

so can I make anything and everything Holla Forums-related by attaching "jew" at the end, then?

i will pray for you fag OP

Just you an0n.
Get lost faggit.

Your analysis is also flawed.

The only item on that list that might apply to me is

And I never had a gay thought in my life. I also detest anal in any form.

good thread. reported.

I used to think that masturbation was fine and watching porn at night was healthy.

But I quit recently and it's as though I've discovered a new energy that I didn't know I had. Not as tired and shitty feeling anymore.

this is a cianigger faggot thread

Alright, what do you want me to argue with? I'm not going to reply to the guys saying I'm a faggot because there's not a way to disprove them and everything else is just agreeing. As I said, slider thread, sage it as you like, just a thing to activate some almonds.

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/fit/ is cancer, MGTOW is just a male version of feminism, I don't like futa, I have a burning hate for everything involving roleplay, not a vegan nor do I have piercings. Who subscribes to magazines anymore, and no, I haven't tried prostate stimulation. I'm straight as an arrow unless I've just fapped, apparently.

fag

ok. feel free to stop bumping this thread.

Honestly dude, I like some dick and I never have "gay intrusive thoughts". Especially not after I'm already done with my bussiness. You're definitely a fucking faggot. I don't think it's normal that people randomly have unprompted thoughts about sex like you describe, in general. Sound like a god damn degenerate.

Your testosterone increases for about a week when you go without ejaculating, but then goes back to normal after. So if you're single and wanna maximize your test levels, masturbate just once a week. And stay away from the fucking porn.


I've actually heard from lots of people that in their process of seeking out harder and harder porn for that same "buzz" they used to get, they'd start watching gay porn along with other fucked up shit like bestiality, futa, etc.

Mfw /fit/ but that other crap can go drown in a lake of boiling IRON.

It's really weird to me how many people that consider themselves to be "redpilled" get so defensive when you call out the damage porn and frequent masturbation does. The porn industry is absolutely filled with jews and the mainstream media has made porn and masturbation less and less taboo as our cultures have grown increasingly degenerate. Coincidence?

Oh please, not all of us want to be a walking wallet. Avoiding marriage has nothing to do with faggotry, but over compensating and attacking men for it makes you a giant cuckold. Stop trying to drag people down into slavery with you.

Stop watching MGTOW videos.

Get out of here you blackpilled faggot. Go cry about how mean women are and how they're all sluts that won't have sex with you somewhere else. Yeah marriage is a bad deal, that's no excuse to give up on relationships and reproduction. You don't need some fucking certificate from the state to be in a long-term committed relationship.

All I'm thinking is "the curse is lifted".

that's not really true. orgasming actually releases testosterone into your blood stream and makes you stronger. i saw an offbrand knockoff of "myth busters" dedicated to sports myths and they did the old boxing one that you shouldn't have sex (and presumably no fapping either) when you're training for a fight (usually 6-8 weeks) and they tested it by having the boxers workout and record all their stats then later they had them fuck first and the workout and they performed better after getting off. nofap is unscientific bullshit by crypto-christians. moreover, if you can really go forever without fapping you must be low test as fuck cuz if i don't fap i'll be walking around semi-hard after two weeks and any more than that i'll be randomly busting nuts in my sleep, if you got high test you can't keep the nut in, just not possible

and how do you plan to secure a future for the white race if you aren't willing to get married and support a family? be a degenerate and knock up some random fuck and then hope the government tax care of them?

Can you fucking read? I'm not talking about no-fap or not masturbating for 6-8 weeks. I'm talking about limiting it to once a week.