Souls Vidya

kys fam

Was missing one ring.

Giantdad when?

Giantass now.

What do, Holla Forums?

Masturbate

whatever you do, do not sexualize the dancer

How, though? Would you just spank her, and masturbate to the afterthought? Would you spank her in-between sessions of the jacking? Or would you just angle the camera as close as it can be to her rear, and just go nuts?

What if this was only your first playthrough? Just what the hell would you think is going on?

I'd probably think 'it's a glitch'
Either that or 'FromSoft is into some weird shit'

Don't "sexualize"?

She's a bleeding exotic dancer. I don't think you could sexualize her anymore, unless you stripped her nude, which you can't.

Now I just want to sexualize her!

Dancer a shit.

Tall chicks are creepy

>implying it wouldn't be a trap
You should be used to this, by now. Don't you remember the amazing chest? Who's to say something bad wouldn't happen, like for-instance, her sitting on you?

If I saw a giant woman sticking her ass in the air my first thought wouldn't exactly be "let me go right behind her"

Is this a souls thread or a dancer thread

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Nothing more pathetic than soulsfags.

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I don't even know why I keep playing this game. I hate being stunlocked to death, I hate getting ganked, I hate the general unfinished feeling the game gives, I just fucking hate it. The only reason I even turn it on anymore is because I can't muster the energy to play anything else.

Then what would you do? Go right up to her face, and interact with her?

It's the only relatively new game of its kind so that's no surprise.

Also lol @ the newest patch doing essentially fuck all.

Idk man git gud

Holy shit these Japs are a bunch of dumb niggers.

The Dancer is part of the Souls series, so yes.

Speaking of the Dancer, I'm making a gimmick invader build, and wouldn't mind someone helping me dominate her so i can nip through and get the Shadow Set.

IF anyone's available, lemme know. (I'm on the PC)

You can always roll out of a combo after the second hit, same as it was in DS2.

Stop summoning help if you don't want to get ganked, or play offline. The series has always worked like this, ever since Demon's Souls.

??? What exactly feels "unfinished"? The second half of the original Dark Souls and the entirety of DS2 are both more unfinished than this game is.

Agree with maybe you just need to git gud

Just abuse the invincible NPC glitch unless they patched it.

Fucking yoga pants fetish I swear.

I believe it's patched on PC. Further: I've already killed Vordt, so Sord Masta's sign has gone.

No? The other games didn't prioritize the host's world for summoning help, which is a retarded mechanic that fucks over both sides anyway.

I think that's meant to be her flesh, though, user.

Her blue, frigid flesh. Censored for the sake of shying off an AO rating, of course.

I'm still looking for someone to gimmie a hand with the Dancer, if anyone's available.

Is bloodborne supposed to be babby's first rpg

Yes, and with that, Dark Souls III is no doubt meant to be their second.

I really, really like this meme.
This is why people shit on the souls fanbase.

there's a big difference between having legitimate complaints about the game and just complaining because one lacks an understanding of the game mechanics

Reminder that DmC is good because if you criticise it that means you don't understand the game, and can't make objective reviews that way

I'm having fun with my Faith build, helping people beat bosses despite the fact I'm only perpetuating the cancer.

But I do have to wonder

FAITH WEAPON WHEN

barbed sword only does so much and the faith spear is complete garbage

what's it like being a grade school dropout? I'd imagine that life gets pretty difficult when you can't even understand basic sentence structure.

What's it like paying taxes for me to play videogames
Ps. You're welcome for the nuclear deterance.
~A Submariner

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Found him

Fuck farming those faggots in 2-1.

Thinking of replaying ds2, whats the trick to having fun with this game?

Lobotomy

Lobotomy

Lobotomy

You fucked it up, you cunt.

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Why is the Dancer so cute?

Magic in its entirety is outclassed by even the worst melee builds.

Dark Souls 1: PvE
Dark Souls 2: PvP
Dark Souls 3: dancer porn

fantastic, miyazaky

Because you find the idea of a girl who can dance, fight and fuck very pleasing.

All of this, and her rather large height makes you very attracted to her, and because of that, you find her "cute", as well. Women fitting to these criteria are all-in-all very rare, and you know it. Hence, your obsession.

Would you slip yourself under the Dancer's facemaskfor a hug?

I'm not even all that gud, but fucking hell.

wolnir is the lore badass from ds3

it's a popular PvP spot you anus face

Nice toon, faggot.

Muh dick is ready

And the Nameless King shits all over Solaire-fags

Ready for what?

Pyromancy is good, rest suck

>you will never press yourself against the Frigid Dancer's soles
They just look so soft, anons! Tell me I am not alone in these feelings.

foot fetishist pls go and stay go

I have never felt these feelings, before, user. It is a completely foreign concept, to me, but they are just so aesthetically pleasing, that I cannot help but proclaim my admiration for their design.

I guess I am alone, in that regard.

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Isn't she basically a frozen corpse, though?

Something tells me that's the kind of smell that would probably make you retch, and catch something, too.

Sulyvahn's knights transform into beasts, not corpses. If anything she'd smell like wet dog.

They arent all frozen they use frostbite weapons and magic. They were just the knights connected to the old royal family sullivan exhilled as suicide monsters to go full beasthood and wreck as much enemy shit as possible while they weren around to stop him feeding aldrich gwyndoline.

Theres some shit to suggest vordt is Smough and the dancer is cairan, both twisted by the pontiffs magic so they wouldnt guard 'the last of the royals'.

Same reason he trapped fluffy tail in the prison tower.

That's arousing?

Right, but doesn't the whole "hollow shell of her former self" part basically imply that her body isn't exactly in the right state of maintenance? Like, worse than just foul odor?

Kill yourself.

Okay, sure, I'm not familiar with PvP. Is bleeding cloverfield monster lane a popular PvP spot too ?

What's wrong with calling them a "toon", again? That's like being mad when someone doesn't call boards "levels", or refers to free mans as "extra lives".

What would that even be like?

And that's better, is it?

There's nothing wrong with it, it's just childish-sounding.
It's the sort of term you use because you haven't heard a better one yet.

That's pretty funny, since "toon", if anything, is a far older term than any other, given that it's PnP lingo, you fucking faggot.

I've easily played with over 100 different DMs in my life, and not a single one of them ever called any enemies a "toon"

No shit, because toon refers to one of your own characters in a role-playing game. That just means you're probably the type to more-often self-insert.

I just don't understand why anyone wouldn't simply say "character" and abbreviate it to "char" in text.

Because nobody uses char, and they won't, because you tell them to.

That's funny. Did you write that out yourself? Man, I'm dying over here.

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Nah, that's not the story I got from it at all. I see the relationship between the Dancer and Vordt as a bit more of a tragic romance.

The Pontiff wanted the Dancer's glorious ass, and made her his 'private' dancer. She didn't love him, though, and so she had an affair with Vordt.

Pontiff Sulyvahn found out about their affair, and basically punished them both with a fate worse than death: he turned them into outrider knights. Hell, he probably 'married' them, forcing them to use the rings that turn them into beasts as their wedding bands.

So, in other words, you're saying Pontiff Sulyvahn did nothing wrong?

Because what exactly is dignified about calling your character in a game after a purposefully ridiculous animated buffoon ? I have more respect for DSP than for people that use toon to mean avatar.

Toon is an anomalous term from the MMO Toontown, where your characters were called toons. Children who played that game carried it to other games that they played. Using it puts you in proximity of those children.

Did he try to outrun the grave wardens?

How's DaS3 for someone who liked parts of DaS2

Shit.

It satisfies nobody who liked either Ds1 or Ds2.

It's a word, user. You've no reason to get mad over a word from a PnP game.

They didn't invent it, though. If anything, the game made use of the word for their work. What it actually comes from is Toon, the PnP RPG from 1984.

The idea of having sex with the Dancer creeps me out.
Fucking something that could very easily kill you would make me incredibly nervous.

Toontown was the earliest I've traced it. Of course it comes from cartoon in turn.

Point is: Don't act like a gay little underaged fag by using it.

If I had a short review to give DaS3, it would be that it's the most fun to play, but ultimately it just sits above DaS2 because of imbalance and barebones NG+.

The best way to get over a fear is to masterbate to it or ideally fuck it

Yet the same could be said of her, user.

For all she knows, you could just end her, if you felt like it, but you've beaten her down, and within an inch of her life, you offer a screw, in exchange for mercy. Think about that.

I'm implying it's somewhat consensual, not the result of a fight.

It being the result of a fight doesn't make it non-consensual.

If any of those parts were co-op you'd probably like it, this one has the most enjoyable co-op in the series and it comes with the added bonus of making PvP people whine nonstop over people not "playing fair" during invasions.

Ironically it results in more fun PvP since invaders are forced to be massive dicks and get inventive instead of the tedious old bow and strafe PvP that would occur in many invasions of previous games. Unfortunately when playing solo it falls short due to enemies often being unreasonably fast and large in amount.

A lot of people will exaggerate and tell you 2 is the best one and give you the usual parroted arguments put out by peeve and other twitch streamers that it has less "build variety" in this case referring to less equipment rather than actual fewer builds and the good old argument that it has fewer bosses than 2 while neglecting that 3 has probably the best bosses out of the Souls series in general.If all else fails pirate it and try it out for yourself there's even a pirate online.

There is only so much you can do against PvE babbies with endless summons.

depends on what you liked. For example, powerstancing/dual-wielding is cut (except for a few specific weapons that are dual-wielded but count as one weapon, like the Sellsword Twinblades)

Why didn't they turn on a little poise? Why nerf everything to shit in a system that's fundamentally broken?

Director's Vision.

I don't imagine she'd be too happy that you've beaten her into submission.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

I hate that artist, he draws really gross shit like cockvore but he also doesn't know how to draw correctly.
All his asses look too round and rubbery, and he always draws skin like it's skiny.
I mean, just look at the anatomy on that picture. She's breaking her spine.

the anatomy of the spine looks okay to me. the boobs are shit though

What part of "beaten her into submission" do you not understand? You soft, or something?

Call me old fashioned, but I think sex is something that should only be preformed by two people who love each other, not the result of a person being beaten to the point of not being able to defend themselves.

So you're soft. Soft for a sword-wielding giant that's just tried to kill you. So soft for a sword-wielding giant that's just tried to kill you that you apparently feel the need to give her mercy, rather than an ultimatum.

You see, user. Women aren't exactly meant to be protected, when they're definitely not lesser than yourself. Don't walk up mountains.

das 2 is the best of the series

It's better than 3 but certainly not better than 1.

i disagree, its just as good as 1 but with more content and harder NG+, hence better

I guess we just disagree about that then.
But you're right in the fact that 2's NG+ is the best in the series.

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What a surprise. A shit game that produces shit waifus.

Since day one, bro.

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I never thought I'd see the day when people would unironically post about DaSII being remotely good and not a broken, soulless mess of a game filled with half baked ideas, infinite stamina enemies on record players, monster closets that would make Doom proud, nonsensical level design, and boring shitty bosses that were told they get to bring friends with them

DaSIII was so-so but christ it was at least fun compared to the bullshit that is DaSII

but I never played 2 online so maybe there's that

Personally, DaS 3 felt like it was Dark Souls 2 to me.
From a lore perspective it seems to just pick up where Dark Souls left off and mostly ignores Dark Souls 2.

I felt like it had at least the same quality as Dark Souls and Demon Souls.

I also am beginning to suspect its a meme at this point that From Soft has one area of the game that is left intentionally unfinished, the fifth archstone in DeS, Lost Izilith in Dark Souls, and the Profaned Capital in DaS 3.

I feel like its people just trying to be edgy contrarians.

Dark Souls 2 literally had a stat to make your rolls have more i-frames.

It basically forced you to invest points into a stat to be able to engage in a core mechanic of the game.

If you wanna nitpick about stats then DaS 3 has the useless endurance and luck.

How is endurance useless ?

It gives you more Stamina, aka more swings, more run energy, more dodges.

Luck is also pretty decent.
Its great for luck builds and farming which in this game you are forced to do because "no fun allowed" bannu.

Only thing that is useless in Dark Souls 3 is poise.

I meant uh, whatever stat gives you equip load.
Also, it's kinda useless to pump luck for item discovery since one coin = like 12 levels of luck already, a golden coin much more.

Nice.

Can't wait for Dark Holes to be released.

Vitality is the Equip Load stat.

Its useful if you play pvp and/or use Str weapons.

If you want to have mutliple heavy weapons you are going to need a bit of Vit.

I think Luck is useful, I had to farm for those Concords because im a perfectionist faggot on games that I like, and dear god, if i didnt have those extra item find points, I would probably still be farming silver knights.

No it's not, poise isn't in so armor literally doesn't matter, just wear whatever keeps you under 70%
Also, luck really isn't useful since you've the gold serpent ring, that one rapier who increases item and find and the coins I mentioned.

theu turn him into soup

Trust me. I had a Gold serpent ring +2, the rapier offhanded, symbol of avarice, rusted coins and it still took ages to to get the ears.

It wasnt until I respeced into 50 luck that it made the drop rates a little more tolerable.

I know poise isn't in armor, but i like to pick out my fashion souls, my two weapons and then make sure I have enough equip load to still fast roll and you need VIT to do that.

I wish they just left equipload tied to Endurance.

Soon, user.

Soon.

That art looks kinda eh, it would probably look better without shading.
No shading is better than poor shading.

2 wasn't bad, it just wasn't as good as the first one, or the 3rd. Still a solid game, but not quite the grand experience of the first, and it lacked the atmosphere every other Souls game had, including DeS.

Maybe it's like a doujin where only the first page is shaded\colored.

Any of you fantastic fools wanna duel my level one is Dark Souls 1?
Depending on how lucky, or unlucky I am I'm actually a hell of a beast to topple

My point is that you shouldn't lose hope, yet. She's already got more art than the Wraith from Evolve. No doubt, some doujinshi isn't out of the question, when the game already has had more than stellar reception overseas, so she's rather undoubtedly Big In Japan.

No. I'm pretty sure it's detailed like that throughout the whole thing. Look at the image posted earlier.

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She reminds me of the Martian Queen for some reason.

It's the bodysuit, frozen skin, or whatever it is covering her entire body.

what? ds2 magic was the only reason I had to buy ds3

>its dark souls 2

You fucked up.

hold the controller in the left hand so you can lock-on, walk, and block while jerking it with your right hand.
nothing adds zest like danger.

this, but with the way bloodborne is it seems that they're just getting rid of equip-load and poise for lighter combat and hyper armor.

If you actually watched the vid, you'd know she's completely still, in it.

What now?

It looks like a piece of clothing. It's not really her skin that's blueblack, is it?

It is.

Oh snap.

Should not want.

Now what, mister smartguy?

I want to beat the Dancer into submission then kill her.

Stop shitposting. fuck off with this bullshit.
Thread isnt even a legit souls thread. First reply is a fucking Holla Forums tier shillpost and everything else is just waifu faggotry.
No, it isn't

Why, user?

I just want to see her cry as I drive a sword through her neck

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Oh come on, user. Don't act like you don't even remotely feel the same way.

But user, this is no joke. Where do you think we are?

Pushing somebody to submission is one thing.

Denying them mercy is another.

Do you really think she'd spare you in the same situation?

She's sort of under a state of ferocity, which most of her admirers wish to snap her out of.

Sort of defeats the purpose to just make her beg, and kill her, as others already know she wouldn't do the same, thanks to her aforementioned wildness, which again, they wish to break.

That would imply she could "snap out of it"
Mindless beasts deserve no mercy.

You aren't even going to try to help? Isn't that a bit cruel?

She looks more like NGE than Gundam.

Refresh the page and check the email field of my post

Oh, snap. Curse that e-mail protection feature.

The beasts who have gone the whole way through transformation remain on their backs and pray if you use a critical attack on them. If the final transformation has that much humanity left in them then why can't the dancer be saved?

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and you didn't kill him/her. you're a monster.

Why kill them when you can fuck them? Just slide your dick right in that toothy ribcage. Purify them with your dick.

ah, but if you strike them again they attack more.
Something tells me ribcage teeth are sharp.

Yeah but… I'll be gentle. You can train any animal.

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It's a person, though, or at least partially, based on the aforementioned fact that they beg for mercy, and need only happiness.

I went to a Catholic school that was also a convent (a place where nuns live), and that image is giving me some seriously mixed feelings.

What's there to be scared of?

It's just a woman seeking solace, in meditation.

On the flip side, I had some great invasions there, as well.

>His phantom is named k***ht of flame.
Long live the king.

Nice story. Here's mine.

We were thought to have absolute respect for devout followers of God, like Nuns and Priests. We were also told to repent from any Satanic imagery.
That image directly conflicts with the two.

Thats the whole point, man. The demoness contradicts her purpose to corrupt by seeking purification.

I really like seeing this, for some reason.

But the nuns at the convent acted like we should treat Satantic themes with an ultimatum; total dismissal with no engagement. It was as if that trumps whether it was a demon that worships the Lord, it's the very fact it was a demon.
I may not be very religious anymore, but it's hard to shake off something that you've been told repeatedly for near a decade.

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That's pretty funny, when you consider how their Papacy acts about things, in contrast to that. Apologizing for the crusades, and such.

Sounds to me like you just want to plunge your dick between the tight depths of her ass-cheeks, until she is more cum than woman.

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What, with regard to weight?

why would you draw that

Why not?

Whoops, forgot the flag there.

It's gross, it's BBW-tier shit.
Also she's probably going to die soon due to stomach ruptures and internal organ damage.

user, I'm sorry to tell you that she's about to pass onto the next life due to rapid stretching of her body.
Her organs are crushed and likely torn.
If you're merciful, you'll give her anesthesia until she's gone. Internally bleeding to death is extremely agonizing, it would be cruel to have her last moments be absolute suffering.

That's just equally cum and woman.

We're talking so much sperm flooding through her cells that she genetically becomes your daughter.

That's not how biology works, user.

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Oh my god, that does sound terrible. Thankfully, it was all a dream all along from the beginning.

She dreams of having her vaginal tracts filled to the brim with semen?

You're a terrible writer, Ciircuit.
You've got shit taste in fetishes, as well.
And shit taste in everything, you watch MLP for fucks sake.

My specialty is misinterpretation, I can't help it.
Are you kidding? I haven't watched cartoons in years. That's for kids, you know.

If I search your name on Google Images or Startpage I'll get MLP fanart you drew.

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I saved it off of half/v/ like four years ago.

Yeah, but look at the dates. That was years ago: I'm a grown-up now, I pay taxes and shitpost with my very own money.

Right, and you're gonna post a capture of the edited metadata to prove it. Aren't you?

>some of the most recent images are from 2014
I don't think you'll ever live this down, mate.

Ignore the faggots. What's the Dancer doing, now?

Why does DS3 runs like fucking shit on pc? The fucking shit is capped at 30 fps. Is there a fix for this or something?

I sincerely wonder how he got through the game solo.

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Might wanna check your vsync.

Ive been waiting for a moment to post this shitty edit

saved/10

There's no point in trying anything creative when the host is just going to summon an army of phantoms. Unless, that was part of their little cosplay, to which it's 10/10, and makes me hate griffith even more.

Damn, nigger. You got raped, and hated it.

Took you long enough.

Bought Demon's Souls few days ago

I got to the Tower Knight, beat it with no effort

Went to the mines, and all of a sudden it's almost impossible to progress, is this the good zone to be?

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There have been threads alive for more than a month, user.

Why is worstbot tugging at rectangles?

They're bottle of lucubrate.
Robots gotta stay lucubrated.

Thankfully, not all hosts are as cunning as to abuse every little game mechanic, and if they do, they probably suck dick at the game anyway.

stay out of site, try poking every now and then with crossbow
I continue to lead them onward, daring them to enter my magical forest.

*bottles
*lubricant

The mines are perfectly doable at low levels. Go get a spear or similar thrusting weapon, though. Otherwise you'll be spending 4-5 hits to kill one enemy.

They don't probably. Sun Bros were a mistake.

That said: Ded thred, ded gaem.

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Gud fight.

Every time I use that goddamn reaction image someone either posts porn or says that they want to fuck it

I kind of want to have sexual relations with it, too.

>implying you wouldn't hold hands

Y'know, it took some getting used to, but I think I've finally gotten the hang of Dark Souls 3.

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r r8 plz ..

He looks like a fucking accident.

Get the >>>/oven/ ready.

Ey yo, update time niggers:

The update will not require any patch or maintenance.

Please find below the full list of changes included in this version:
All Dagger weapons: increased critical attack power.
Dark Sword: reduced weapon efficiency.
Anri’s Straight Sword: reduced scaling effects.
Wolnir’s Holy Sword: added faith scaling and adjusted weapon efficiency accordingly.
Crescent Moon Sword: added intelligence scaling and adjusted weapon efficiency accordingly.
Morne’s Great Hammer: added faith scaling and adjusted weapon efficiency accordingly.
Lothric’s Holy Sword: added faith scaling and adjusted weapon efficiency accordingly.
Yorshka’s Spear: increased FP damage effects.
Scholar’s Candlestick: reduced sorcery-strengthening properties
Demon’s Fist: reduced weight.
Greatsword of Judgement: increased attack power.
Heysel’s Pick: increased intelligence scaling.
All shield-piercing weapons: added shield-piercing properties to regular attacks.
All Skills that enchant a weapon with special properties: extended length of effect.
Obscuring Ring: increased distance at which ring takes effect.
Hornet Ring: adjusted efficiency.
Black Serpent: adjusted tracking.
Lightning Stake: now requires 1 attunement slot.
Magic Barrier/Great Magic Barrier: extended length of effect.
Divine Pillars of Light: increased attack power.
White Dragon Breath: reduced stamina consumption.
All Bug Pellet items: extended length of effect.
Addressed other game balance issues and fixed other flaws.

Come out of there or kill yourself.

I must admit First Person is good shit

A shame most seem to think having firstperson at all means you must add the attributes of CoD to it, as well.

fucking kek

Nice trips manlet.

I saw the face of god today.

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Jesus christ.

That's god, alright.

You got killed by a 14 year old. Possibly a girl.

dude paninis are fucking awesome

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wat

hahahaha, just put that dick in your mouth already homo, then keep sucking till there is no oxygen left in your lungs

Only reason I even have this thread open anymore was to link my friends

Why should I know? Was he some kind of big normalfag meme, back in the day?

Gabe?

Also the dark hand is better now.

Okay.

Fugg.

r8 trap

no

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Which weapon would make a good fire weapon?

In which game?

Dark Souls 3.

What's with the major increase of traps?

fucking faggots with their mental illnesses.

Fire or chaos?
Chaos/dark greatsword has the highest achieveable weapon AR, except for the damn dragonslayer greataxe.

If it's fire, then I don't know, but fire thrall axe is pretty good

That one unique fire whip.

How about a fire spear? I heard the Gargoyle Flame Spear was good.

Jews.

Once again, fire or chaos?
Do you want a set damage or do you want scaling?
At minimum requirements, the gargoyle flame spear +10 has an ar of 438

Oh. I want a fire weapon.

And I want scaling, too.

With 25 in the stats that count
This is the hardest hitting spears/pikes in the game with a +10 chaos infusion

Is that for Fire or Chaos? I changed my mind. I want a Chaos weapon now.

jesus fucking christ From what are you doing

According to your previous post, you wanted chaos all along.
It's fire, and it adds scaling.
IN this image there's chaos infusion on all weapons

Why are you using God´s name as an insult?

Dark Souls III is really giving Dark Souls II a run for it's money in the "worst of the series" category.

My first time playing it, it didn't seem so bad, but once you understand more about what is happening underneath the quality of the game just seems to evaporate into thin air.

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I genuinely laughed. Religion is a fucking joke m8. Get out of here

These are excellent. Where did you find these?

Anyone who wasn't just a shitter would know it's "the father, the son, and the holy spirit".

there's been a thread that lasted for a year

Mentally ill people are the only people who enjoy D3.

post more dancer

Oh, okay.

It's not gay though.

Don't bother with the semantics, user.
The >>>/oven/ awaits you.

Souls character creator can make some half decent traps, and faggots like myself like traps. You do the maths

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Can someone rate this fashion?

What's up with his face?

Unnoticeable.

I'll take that as a compliment.

I don't think that's a compliment.

Man calling your character a toon, you might as well just chop your cock and balls off then bend over for Tyrone. However you know what is way worse then calling it a "toon"? It's being autistic enough to fight with someone on the internet about the word.

You're the one clearly getting angry, mate. I'll keep using it, though, and be sure to pass on the phrase, too.

What are you, a millionaire who enjoys playing children's card games?

filtered

Pathetic!