Will you be buying Ubisoft's Watch Dogs 2 fellow goyim?

Why did you show me that holy shit

go be autistic somewhere else, these threads have been hilarious

we should come up with some kind of dank meme images to spam, that cant be posted on normalfag media

Of course. I wouldn't be able to call myself a hardcore gamer if I didn't experience the newest AAA sensation.

Good, the faster the mainstream adopts this shitty meme completely the faster it'll be gone from Holla Forums.

Somehow the longer I look the more I cringe

I want to rape that person's anus while shoving into his face all the other games that didn't require online and as such was more or less refined to be playable enough to finish the game

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They made your average SF citizens protags or what?

why are people saying that women is a muslim. she obviously doesn't look/dress like one.

They actually did

WOW
WOW!
It's 2016

Seems that way.

Do they make shittonnes of R2Edge2s in SF or something?

nvm

I want to die.

What a bunch of fags. Nu-males, mongrels and strong womyn. Why would I want to play as these degenerates? If the choice is a white male patriarchy surveillance state or a bunch of Marxist freedom fighters, then I'd rather take a bullet.

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Where were you when Ubisoft decided to pander to those crazy harpies?

These are all the villains right?

But we already have one, user.

Shitposting.

There is already a thread up on watchdogs 2 and yesterday there were like 4 up.

But it's okay because they're ON THE RIGHT SIDE OF HISTORY

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Literally the only reason this is in the game is because of that meme where people were calling Cruz the Zodiac Killer. How fucking transparent can you get, jesus christ.

Ten bucks that the killer is a white male.

Or because the game is set in the Bay area

I can't remember that far back, user.

So?

I remember a time in the old days of computers where you got a cd and could just install and play the game. What happened to that? I thought we were supposed to further technology, not make it worse.

I remember the days where you bought a console-game and all you had to do was plug it in and play it. Not download 40 fucking GB worth of data onto some fucking hard-drive to play it.

What happened? Why did developers of video-game turn into incompetent losers?

Arkham Asylum a shit, this is a smart game for smart gam- interactive digital media enthusiasts

kek

No no, he dresses like that IRONICALLY

oooooohhh

Never heard of the catalog, junior?

I feel like I'm falling for someone's grand plan.

Who's going to pirate it just so you can purge San Fransisco?

btw /k/ should be proud, Main Character uses a Monkey fist as his melee weapon

dubs

Forgot webm

This makes Aiden look like a good MC

how much you bank they're going to try to tone down the only fun people had with this game and not let you murder whoever you want so easily?

Not at all?

You can 3d print metal guns and non-lethal is just an option.

lets play spot the marketers

no i mean they probably won't list randoms as "muslim" or whatever so no one makes another video like that

Still there far as I can tell.

No sound? Shamefur

It's never had sound faggot. There are some faggots that overlayed music on it though.

kill yourself

Even though you got dubs, you should still kill yourself

Lol what a faggot, he didn't get dubs so he deleted his post.

That's it, it's finally been settled. Anyone posting face book frog still, is either 1: a straight up newfag or 2: is from plebbit.

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Go back to your containment board stormnigger

Go back to killing people Ted, you lost the election. Just let it go

there is a version with sound, you double nigger!

I would legitimately like this game if they had a Point Break kind of plot in it.

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I think it looks fun
dumb, but fun
If you can play as someone other than the nog, I'll probably pirate it

And the fact that the only reason WD sold well was because you had the gruff White male vigilante/hero (that every reviewer shat on).

I wouldn;t even pirate this new piece of shit.

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So…what happened to Aiden Pearce?

I bet he'll be a character, at least a cameo.

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How many Gamergate references do you expect there to be?

Who cares, let's share some good hacking videogames.

There will probably be at least one but they'll remove it in a patch due to online harassment.

I thought that was the evil bigot -phobic -ist -ism frog that libshit normalfags hate now?

HAHHAHAHAHAHa

I'd be sold on the rediculously stupid premise, its screaming for me with how its become stupider than Hackers. But the first game, even at the 10 dollars I paid for it, left such a bad taste in my mouth, and what I've seen of the probably scripted gameplay makes me wonder if its gonna try and be more of a GTA clone than the first game.

If the hype for it builds up what about running anti shill campaign by simply reminding people how Ubisoft has never kept their promises and how different Watch dogs 1 was from the pre release material?

PEPE IS THE BEST MEME!
I DON'T CARE IF normalfagS ADOPTED IT!
REEEEE

No, seriously can we porn dump these already?

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Yea, just do it.

Oh wow oh cool dang look at those expensive hip designer clothes dang look at those smartphones wow dang look at that cool stencil art dang woah

What a time to be alive.

Is there even any Watch_Dogs porn that isn't gay shit drawn by Nips?

Are they all 16??

I FUCKING LOVE how these "rebels" that are trying to "stick it to the man", look to be wearing designer clothing, carrying around iphones and macbooks. That truly is the perfect image of San Fransisco youth.

I don't even think normalfags liked the first game. What makes anyone think they'll like the second one?

If you're white and you buy this game (or Mafia 3/Battlefield 1) you are a cuck. There is no other explanation.

dude
niggers
LMAO

That doesn't answer the question.

I did.
They think adding a black guy as a protag will make people like it so they're not called racist.

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Oh shit, they got Ted Cruz?

At the end of the day, most people are going to want a game that won't bore them to death and/or is at least programmed correctly, something Ubisoft has been notoriously shit at.

Dude, even normalfags say that now. Take a joke, Ted.

Theres SFM porn but

Eugh

LOL YOU GET TO RUN AROUND AND UNLOCK PARTS OF THE MAP YET AGAIN
BUT THIS TIME YOU CAN DO IT AS A NIGGER
ISN’T THAT GREAT MAYBE HE’S TRANS AND A FAGGOT TOO YOU NEVER KNOW LOL

Reported for intl.

I never thought I’d say that I miss Gayden Queerce.

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Are these guys trying to look like classic Mad Max henchmen?

That's a robot?
I thought it was a trash can.

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Behead those who disrespect the robot.

Shaving companies invented the hipster image so that they could point at an identifiable group and say "shave or you'll look like THESE clowns"

What is this? Pay 200 dollars to get your own R2Dindu?

Video games were a mistake.

Does it have a vibrate feature?

Kill me, Beerus-sama.

I thought this was a joke when I first heard this. But I'm not laughing anymore.

I like it

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wew

Why does it look like shit? Why do the protagonists dress like punks? Why would anyone want to escape into this world, why would they want to spend time playing this game?

Why do people keep buying Ubisoft games? Do they never learn?

wow they overdid themselves with this shit. Collectors edition have always been scams, but this is next level shit.

About the game though, still wondering why it even exists. I enjoyed the first one but after finishing it I didn't crave for more, and the reception was quite bad so it's not like it was a cult game or some shit that would warrant a sequel.

Guess Ubisoft cannot pull the plug on the open world generator machine thing they have

Padding between the GTAs.

They manufacturer these games so rapidly that I think they've turned it into a science.

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imo if we just put normalfag trigger words/phrases in all of our image macros they won't be able to steal our dank memes any more

just slap that shit right across the image in a stupidly-difficult-to-blot-out way

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Everyone should watch this before ever buying a Jewbisoft game

There is so going to be a gamergate reference in there.
I can feel it in my heart.

Will we see the return of Kill Or Be Slaughtered?

What references arent their gonna be?

I hope they pull a pixels and just namedrop 4chan

4chan is no different than facebook or twitter, it's to be expected.

Fucking what?

What the fuck is a pixels?

He doesn't know…

An Adam Sandler masterpiece.

I don't think I've ever felt this feel

I haveen't seen an Adam Sandler film since Water Boy. What have I missed?

Maybe she's a member of your clan?

Lets me think of some games with black main protagonists for a moment.

Prototype 2
They replaced the protagonist of the first game with a new protagonist.
The new protagonist is black.
In Prototype 2 James Heller happens to be black, it is the best way to have a black character.
Regardless

Remember Me
A bunch of frogs get it in their heads to make a game about a scrawny black woman in the future beating up guy after guy who are all out of her weight class.
Originally it was going to be a white woman, but they changed that during development.
Suits said female protagonist was a dumb idea and refused to foot the bill for it.
There was online drama.
Capcom gave it a shot.
They went on to kickstart a telltale ripoff staring a self-inset white girl literally wearing a shirt that says "Jane Doe" on it.

Sunset
An interacial couple of egotistical hipster garbage kickstart a game about a black maid vomiting sudo-intelectual sewage at the player as they clean up shit.

San Andreas
Which was in the popular GTA franchise.

Assassin's Creed III: Liberation
Which was originally a vita game in the popular AC franchise.
May as well include AC4: Freedom Cry since it is a standalone.
Ubisoft games obviously.

Can really scrape the barrel and get ones like
50 Cent Bulletproof/Blood on the Sand
True Crime: New York City
"Mixed review" games at best.

I'm not against games with black protagonists mind you, but to have one is a pretty dumb fucking idea in a financial sense if it doesn't have a substantially popular IP behind it.
They come with the bonus of aptly named brownie points at least and who am I to tell a company to stop throwing money at what is at best good PR during the last vestiges of Obama's America.
However with Watch_Dogs 2 I would hate it even if the protagonist was white.
They are trying to appeal to "youth culture" much in the same way as Sunset Overdrive did.
That very marketeer flavor of edgy that sparks thoughts of MTV.

You forgot Vigilante 8 second offense and Urban Chaos.

The real irony is that Beaton and KC are huge tumblr tier hipsters.

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Didn't name Bad Boys: Miami Takedown or any number of other sub-par games nobody even played.
There are quite a few games that try and appeal to the "Urban Market" and fail miserably practically every single time.
They need a very popular IP like say a highly rated TV show based on a popular comic.

Good God.

What the fuck

I'm counting quadroons.
Aveline is much of the same, but I'm basing it more on what the laymen may think at only a glance.
Fun aside: Alyx Vance was almost half-asain half-african and would have looked like image 2.

Not like the final product is pretty anyway

What kind of african we talking about here? Nigger/asian mixes are the ugliest people ive ever seen

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Did a bitch take your skull?

No it does have sound your just making excuses for your halfchan cuckoldry

Why do these people always dress like clowns?

If watch dogs one will be for under 5$ I am buying solely for this.
I bet they removed it for second game.

I actually keked.

Hey now, even the mooks from the first Mad Max had much more style than these clowns.

That art style is deviant art level. WTF are they thinking?

This is some next level shitty design decisions. They're not even remotely subtle anymore hahaha.

FOREVER EVER

Do you think the art team just hates their job and fucked this up on purpose out of spite?

I look at this and think, damn, I want those fucking cops to burst in and take them all down right now, lets see how smug you look then.

And your little robot too!

it's a California champagne by Paul Masson

First brazzers now RLM, is everyone stealing Holla Forums's memes?

ayylmao!!!!
Dense Bro!

I actually pre-ordered poop dogs 1 for $20.

That was the first and last time I pre-ordered a game.

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Plot twist: Gamers funded their own digital panopticon-prison system.

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meme/10

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LITERALLY NEVER DONE BEFORE

Did a fucking 11 year old come up with these designs?

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the frenchies have done it again

What does a vacuum cleaner and that Watchdog 2 pre-order bonus have in common?

They both suck.

You cheeky dick waffle you

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I swear every time I want to buy anything but a cartridge razor I'm accosted by images of these fucks who don't fucking shave. If you've got a beard you've got no fucking right to advertise a razor blade.

Thanks for proving my point.
>>>/facebook/

Good beard requires trimming and shaving unless you want the faggot lumberjack shit on your face.

Better spam that Ted Cruz is the Pre Order Bonus.

Or perhaps, as Trump said, when they're defeated, they're nice guys again, time to move onto the next one to stump.

smh

You know every day i'm convinced that we should form an organization to mod out all non-whites so video games can be the Utopia that was stolen from us in real life.

Holy shit, I didn't even notice the girl had a hijab.

I shit you not, the first thought I had when looking at this was that it was made for 12 year olds.

Is that a hijab?

I'm mad that whoever took this didn't include the posters username.

Asians get to stay.

But yes, it's a worthwhile endeavor, if only because it would make the leftists go absolutely apeshit. And that's always a noble goal.

Yes, user, indeed it is, and I must say it goes absolutely perfectly with those hotpants. ISIS would approve.

I can't understand this moronic trend of trying to make mudshits appear hip. Then again, I guess I should be thankful the coalburner is a sand nigger, though I don't think the dune coons are going to like it any more than I would if it was a white woman.

Oh boy, is it that time again?

I bet that if you kill white civilians all day nothing happens. If you kill a single muslim civilian, 12 (because that's all the game can handle) police officers magically spawn in and blow your ass up.

what

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youtube.com/watch?v=cut9Syro400

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the cuckest

Maybe, I dunno.

If it's a good game I might.

Call her out for cultural appropriation.

It is a woman actually.