Crash Bandicoot Retold: Game Eater

THE NEXT IMPACT IS HERE

Today i'll dump probably the last comic related to Crash Retold, since the others are unifinished, so we can jump directly to ==Tails gets Trolled== , which got it last chapter last year.

Why tonight? Because no one's going to post shit during this E3, so, let's try to finish our business during tonight and tomorrow.

Last thread


Archives of the last threads:
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archive.is/xdWDb
archive.is/g8X3C

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Wait this is happening right now?

Yeah boy. I'll do it like last time, one part tonight, the next tomorrow.

Count this as an E3 no-hype builder, like the Band Geeks episode.

Anyway, here's the cover~

let it begin

Shit, well I will miss the first part. But I will be back soon. By the way it's the middle of the damn night here, where do you live?

Let's get this shit started

Warning:
This comic contains self-insertion.


It's just midnight here man, the night is young and i got a free day tomorrow

Things don't get better from here, as usual.

Oh lawdy, not the beach comic

WHY

there is no hope

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Nobody knows. They just show up randomly, and everyone acts like they have always been there

When is kramer going to show up.

I noticed the story on this one is more straightforward compared to the others, and that's saying a lot.

If he doesn't speak in 3rd person it's shit

Chapter 2, go.

GET READY FOR EVEN MORE OCs (who are probably friends of SuperSaiyanCrash)

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There are so many things wrong with that second page.

These effects.

Look at Fox's FUCKING ARM

fun fact: all characters in this have no bones and control their limbs through thought

HORSE FURRY OC

Guilmon's arms are shriveling out of sheer disgust

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SHIEEET

How fucking long does this go on for?
Jesus Christ

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jesus he was typing this one handed wasn't he

The ride never ends user

Thats fucking mewtwo isnt it.

Why does he have a puffy vulva pussy in his stomach?

Can't be, Mewtwo doesn't look like that looks like some kind of salamander to me.

whats the point of putting them in silhouette when you show their faces on the cover

Tail also looks all wrong.

Chapter 3


check

Fuck me.

Is that a hand or a building of some kind?

Don't know, he may already have

OH MY GOD

OH MY GOD

ARE YOU FUCKING SERIOUS, HE IS JUST USING FUCKING SCREENCAPS

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It's the GodHand

leave me out of this ocdonutsteelmon

I just got back from the shower, and see this. It's too much, it's just too much

What's the fucking point of removing her clothes!?

Theyre life animorph weapons, just as dumb too.

like*

That dragon has tits.

Freya Crescent, Renamon, Krystal, Lucario, oc donutsteel, and a spyro character. All it's missing is mlp, more pokemon, and that one fox from TMNT and we pretty much have the entire spectrum of furry cringe. Hitler was fucking right

He's gonna fuck that sword.

What, I've heard about the female turtle but never about that.

This plot makes no fucking sense.

You know, this guy's draws are so fucking bad it took me a bit to realize the horse OC was a ctually Freya.

I was never that into TMNT so I don't know too much. There was a thread on Holla Forums about TMNT, and I saw a few characters I didn't recognize. One was a raccoon to

How did you not clue into that when you saw her in her only outfit?

DINOSAUR PLANET ARC WHEN?

I did when she put her clothes on.


More dragon tits.

It's probably already been said, and it is pretty obvious. But you know this guy is drawing so much horrible porn. someone already requested and got inflation porn from this guy, the horror

Spyro's body is slowly imploding as evidenced by his underbelly twisting around his neck.

seriously redagumon, stop telling fibs about me

OH SHIT

These are the bad guys of this comic, jesus fucking christ.

I… I… I don't have the words

Bowser would NEVER wilingly work under somebody and is that the sword from soul caliber?

looks like bowsers been hitting the aids

oh and im not an expert on whats under girls clothes but what the fuck is that, diaper or benis?

I'm praying its just her pelvis on a weird angle.

Please no… please no

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It's a benis. Knowing the shit that the autor draws, i'm pretty he made some characters trannies to please their friends.


Yup, that's the soul edge

Chapter 4

LOOK AT THAT CORTEX

Wow, Cortex looks nearly normal. I am pretty surprised

Is that Guido van Rossums furry OC?


Xir should go see a doctor, penises are not trapeziform

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More screenshots.

Aizen and/or Xemnas when.

He must have some platforms on though.

Oh boy.
OH BOY.

where the hell do you live user?

Oh shit, Cortex actually fights this time.

Excuse me while I kill myself.

Why doesn't fox just shoot him.

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THATS NO MOON.

Imagine if he had the autism to use Fox's capabilities from Melee.


That trigger location on the gunblade. At least with Squall's, I think one of his fingers could conceivably reach and pull the damn thing.

Holy god damn, hahahaha

Fun Fact: SuperSaiyanCrash still thinks Midway owns Mortal Kombat

Chapter 5

This is the last chapter i'm gonna dump if you guys want to rest of the autism~

Hmmm, the guns release red and silver bars that when they collide with bouncy ball they materialize into a pile of mud. I see

DESIGNATED SHITTING GUNS

Here you have more MUD.

And here we see the gun release a torrent of silver dildos to destroy the mud wall for some reason

And then Fox got fucked in all holes by wolfs laser tentacles for the rest of eternity, The End.

NOT YET

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Krystal has reached critical smug levels.

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Calling it now, Wolf will save Fox from being killed at one of the many future TENSE ACTION PACKED moments.

Oh wow, yet another furry OC.

Also, i love how Specter is the main guy on this team.

Well, that's the half of the comic.
I'll post the second half tomorrow.

For now, have some intresting info about SuperSaiyanCrash someone posted back then in halfchan.

I think this comic is making me physically ill

DRINK IT
DRINK IT ALL

Well at least he does his small part for the rahowa

Thank you, I can't take much more

BUMP

When is the next dump Mr. user?

Now, if you wish~

Nah I have to work out in the yard. But dump when ever people get here I guess

I just got here. I need my dose of autism doc.

I'm ready.

I'm sorry, i went to eat

NOW WE CAN START AGAIN WITH THIS SHITFEST

There's some drama coming up.

You would think this guy would actually improve over time at least a little bit, he must genuinely believe he can draw well

wew, took some time to get the right context.

Why am I laughing so hard at those empty sleeping bags

That was unexpected.

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OH GOD NO

And from nowhere, Link and Zelda join the cast.

We survived the beach, and the reappearance of the furry waifus. I think we have handle this… what the fuck am I writing? Nevermind this has clearly affected in some way I am not aware of yet

The plot, yet again, thickens

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Time for more fights!

The saiyan armor was actually kind of cool, I wish it hadn't become a sign of serious autism

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Holy fuck Fox, calm your edgyness.

Wait, so Fox's gun is an actual gun? Why doesn't he just shoot people?

for what purpose

I bet this is what being retarded feels like

What the fuck?

That's the stupidest plan ever. Why the fuck Oxide did all that shit if he was going to destroy the kingdom anyway!?

GOOD FUCKING QUESTION

Simply amazing

because he's merely using her

HOW DO THEY EVEN KNOW WHAT A SAIYAN IS?

"I just got here and already I can tell you're a faggot" when?

to put off destroying the kingdom for two fucking years

It's autism crossoverland where Goku and Gohan are unremarkable names to give your ocdonutsteel children of course they know what a saiyan is.

Already happened bud

this is a crossover adventure.
anything can happen, if that what you were thinking.

Because he wants that sweet furry jaguar pussy

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Cannot unsee now.

Outstanding plan. The autor's logic is incredible. First pic related.


Man, that happened like 5 threads ago.

Man, this guy has an obssesion with Bowser's crotch.

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Oh

An accurate representation of Bowser in Game Eater.

Man, Soul Eater looks better than i remembered.

Truly this is the pinnacle of writing

Where did this shit even come from?

So, Bowser was going to rape Crash?

He may actually be referencing Bowser kidnapping Princess Peach

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Hey Liru is out

This is gonna be the edgiest chapter of this story.

Ok, there is noway he drew the third panel in the first image. I wonder where he stole it from

Holy fuck the impossible happened.

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Somebody actually helped SuperSaiyanCrash draw something. What the fuck.

HE'S STARTING TO STEAL OR REQUEST SHIT NOW.

CHECK THIS SECOND PAGE.

what?

What is going on, does have an aneurysm and is temporarily not completely shit at drawing

woew this is confusing.
I'm just sitting here thinking whether or not to beat it off.

What the fuck is this. What even is going on anymore.

Subtle as fuck art shift

I think it might have been a commission or someone else drawing it for him.

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I see the magic mud making device is common amongst these villians

It'll never end though.

how do i manage to beat off to this shit

Guys get ready for the edgyness

Hoo, boy…

hold on the fucking phone here.
Did she transform into a sword?

You must be new here

I've been absent for all but the first 3 or so threads. My absence has not changed my understanding of this in the slightest.
What's it ripping off now?

It's a Soul Eater rip-off user.

Nigger this is a Soul Eater rip-off, have you been paying attention?

OW
THE
EDGE

I just got here.
And don't read Chinese propaganda.

What hasn't it ripped off?

But why is he touching a white rock in the final panel

NO FUCKING WAY

Holy fuck, Crash's body

wot

F

Jesus christ, that's some bad anatomy. also
Who is this.

oh good her bulge is still there

are you looking at their crotches?
you rapesaurus

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HOLY FUCKING SHIT WHAT

Holy shit, the Liru happening is flooding the board

high levels of meta

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It's already been stickied. Lots of good things have been happening lately. Anita fucked off, Liru is out, Marvel/DC are losing money everywhere, shit games are selling less and less, and we will see Hillary end up in prison. What a time to be alive

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oh

oh god

oh geez oh god I think I recognizing this artist.

I-

Yep. God damn.

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Oh, so that's why he got melted…


Is this the beggining of the new golden era?

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WHAT THE FUCK MAN

the art is so bad i can't tell, is that a hammer or an axe

PPPFFFFFFFFFFTTT-HAHAHAHAHA! This is just getting stupider and stupider

So checking in, what story are we reading now. Legend of Crash pre crossover?

Wait a minute why am I even attempting to make sense of this

That weapon reminds me of the Deviljho hammer

I can tell you that he's drawing even to this day.

and that after all these years he's only had about a week's worth of improvement.

Huh? But we already dumped Legend of Crash.

I missed a lot.

By the way. Unrelated but i uploaded the Liru game to MEGA and also via torrent if anyone wants it.

Polite sage to my own thread.

mega.nz/#F!plcwhAQJ!3iTGiK6NrUwXwJQlzmJieQ

magnet:?xt=urn:btih:36536E237B0ABB8F5EDE79784C6F9BD5AF234AD2

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MARIO OUT OF NOWHERE

FUCK
The Liru thread is lagging the site to hell and back

Glory be.

Worse yet, apparently cuckchan is deleting liru threads so they are all coming here to get it

No man should live like that. Still, we choose out own fates.

Man, fuck halfchan mods. They've been going beyond full retard ever since Hiroshima took over.

Can anyone confirm it's the english version? Or is the language something you have to change in the settings?

That's actually false, there's a bunch of Liru threads in 4/v/'s catalog. I want to laugh at halfchan as much as you do, but lying is bad.

And how would you know? Hmmmmm?

That's why i posted these links here, i'm using this board as a bunker for those one who missed the links.


Not really, cuckchan anons are making multiple threads because these are being deleted at the speed of hotpockets in a microwave.


Bottom right corner has a hidden tab for options.

Because I check my info before talking shit instead of just looking like an idiot

You should never go to cuckchan

Are you downloading the game? You stopped uploading images

I'm trying my best to post but the board is in a meltdown!

I guess that is gonna happen when you have a happening like this

Guy that will dump TGT here. Just wanted to say I won't dump it until the E3 is over. TGT is… kind of special and I don't want anons to split their focus on two things already (along with whatever is going on on their real life and shit).

if you guys are against that, just tell me and I'll start dumping this weekend instead of next week.

Also I've been re-reading TGT and holy shit, the last new chapters are INSANE. Lazerbot fucking outdid himself. Again.

Apparently another hentai game and RPG has also been released yesterday. This year is really turning around. Have not heard about this one though

Just wait until next week, we can all take it easy until then.

It's from Fullflap, the same guys that did Demon's Sperm. Massive titties and good animation abound, buddy.

I see, sounds promising. In any case I will have to wait to get Liru working since I am on Linux right now. Unless of course there is a Linux download I somehow missed. Either way I should have a windows up soon

Damn the other threasd just hit 751, that was fast. No wonder 8chans servers are on fire

Test

Hey it looks nice, better do it quick before another thread goes up. By the way are any of you anons going to join me and a few others in crashing reddits DaS party tomorrow?

FINALLY I CAN POST

Let's get on track again.

We Digimon now.

last bump

Why waste energy on using an attack instead of picking up the scythe and smashing the ice?

The blood disappears in the second page, sixth panel

Oh fuck, I figured you would never be able to post again. What did I… nevermind

OH SHIT


Nah, i'm fine now~

I just can't seem to get used to random characters popping up out of the ether. Even if it's pretty much the only thing that happens.

Oh come on, at least you could've done something decent if Flamedramon was used instead of the flying potroast.

I have no idea–

Random screenshot, I can't believe this guy has not been hit with a C&D yet

But Ash doesn't die tho.
Or is this one of those edgy alternate timelines where ash is dead. Why am I even asking.

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I still have no idea.

The bad guys have waifu blades too? Was that something I missed?

In this universe all weapons are waifus

Well, this is awkward. But it seems this comic isn't finished either. So i suppose its over for now.

Everybody went to sleep or is on the Liru thread anyway.

So, next week, Tails gets Trolled is gonna be dumped as seen here

That is all lads!

ok now im mad

I'm fucking tired anyways, so good riddance it's come to an end for now.

Maybe next time we can read some DarkSouls x KingdomHearts fanfiction.

Thanks for another dump user, hope to see you guys next week. I need to go prepare for reddit tears tomorrow

two minutes in MS paint

Edit "leaving" and write instead "checking"

What the fuck is this autism

I recommend you to read the 8 past threads, Ambrose.

my friend wanted me to make a loss edit of this one image. Is this crash retold?

You're already late.

good shit. I made mine in 30 seconds.

bump

Whoa there friends, you almost forgot to archive

archive.is/dN9Es