PRESS BRIEFING #30 WITH SEAN "NEXT PERSON TO MAKE ME REPEAT MYSELF GETS THE SPICE" SPICER

PRESS BRIEFING #30 WITH SEAN "NEXT PERSON TO MAKE ME REPEAT MYSELF GETS THE SPICE" SPICER

Starts at 1:30PM EST, so you know what to do. Get comfy and mock the gook until it starts.

Official jewtube:
youtube.com/watch?v=RrXEPRG5Jq4

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What is she from? I keep seeing her pop up.

Seeing how newfags were asking for anime recommendations in the previous thread, why don't we continue? By the time I got to the thread it was already inactive.

Doesn't seem like a bad idea to me. What would you recommend?

Well m8 out of complete randomness I stumbled across Steins Gate on the home page of an anime stream website and it caught my attention.

I ended up enjoying it, one of my favorite animus now. Its about time lines (alternate realities) and shit, right up Holla Forums's alley.

Angel Cop with original subs if you haven't already.
Some user supposedly made a repository in case it got shut down on nya, but I don't have the link.
Watch out for the fakesubs, they are way more common.

The real ones name the Jew, right?

Yep, and you might hear animu "experts" say the animation was trash/reused frames/etc, but there isn't a single repeated frame in the entire thing and was made by the best of the industry during the golden age of animu gore, the 90s.

Only shows up for a few seconds, but Kemono Friends. She's a shoebill.

muh Nunes itinerary to the white house

The hivemind is too much. I just started watching it 2 days ago, solid anime. 2 years ago I never would imagine myself liking these weeb cartoons so much.

don't even try this shit on me you bastards you made me natsoc, ok fair enough but i draw the line at cartoons

Why do we call him the gook? Isn't it goons that get triggered by anime? Or did we give this retard a special name?

Anyone else excited for Wrasslecastlemania Foreverthrillride the 33rd bbygrl?

It pisses him off even more if you mispell it and call him a gook.

Can we post buff asians as long as we spoiler them?

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G A S Y O U R S E L F
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It's okay to be a little rustled

That's what happens when you BOlieve

Filtered.

posting in a spicy thread

Who's Bo

There is absolutely nothing wrong with holding feminine virtue as sacrosanct, nor is it wrong to value tradition. Anime is full of both of these.

This is why it pisses off kikes, cuckservatives, feminists, and nu-males.

It is the opposite of cancerous Western (Jewish) cartoons.

I think I need to defer to the sages on /wooo/ for this one.

I have no idea what this is but you are truly blessed

so this is more halfchan shit?

Gotta go to a job interview, so I'll be missing the briefing today. Wish me luck, anons.
Also, thank you OP for using Gundams instead of Eva. Keep that up. /r/ cool /m/ pictures and..
SHOW ME YOUR WAIFUS

/woo/ is 420chan, user. So worse. The board itself isn't so bad, but kirtainer is cancer.

Show the waifu you say?

Cyberpunk list from last thread w additions
[CODE]Attack On Titan
Psycho-Pass
Angel Beats
Serial Experiments: Lain
Tokyo Ghoul
Steins;Gate
Akira
Cowboy Bebop
Ergo Proxy
Ghost In The Shell
Mardock Scramble
RIN – Daughters Of Mnemosyne
Texhnolyze[/CODE]

Is slice of life allowed?

How long until Spcer spices April again?

If so, Nagi no Asuka: A Lull In The Sea deserves mention.

Working! is fucking hilarious, one of the better slice-of-life animes I've watched. Recently sped through Gabriel DropOut, it was pretty funny too.

The best worst anime I've heard of.

Speed Grapher

Fit asian girls are qt.
Asian girls on steroids, no thx.

It's so obvious they're juicing though :(

Do a fit asian grill dump

Seconded

Sometimes you have to make concessions. Sometimes you have to compromise to Repeal and Replace certain Waifu bills.
t.Ryan

Watch speed grapher

Saved


Here she is, wageslave user.

maybe if you want to watch the first couple episodes

Daily reminder that this "thing" is a PSIA pushed meme

4pack on a girl is best bodyfat percentage

Yeah no shit. In my state the pay is 2.13/hr + tips. I'm pretty good at fine dining and bartending though, so I can make good money.And I'll get to catch badass concerts like Styx and Tom Petty.

Is Lain worth watching honestly?

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Kek'd


Tell that to lainchan, big guy.

user-san ganbatte


I'm surprised by how attached I've grown to Gabriel Dropout. I'm gonna miss my weekly dose of Satania.

You are such a fucking loser, now get me a long island

Right away, m'am.

My fucking nigga. It genuinely pains me that I'll never have an autistic demon gf that just wants to do bad deeds but is a sweetheart deep down.

It teaches you how to become a wizard user. Of course, its worth watching.

My waifu.
I didn't choose the waifu life the waifu life chose me

That's more like it Xr. 2.15 plus tips

SE:l is very short, practically art, as your interpretations determine your experience. Worth it.

forgot pic, waifu related

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I'll never be a wizard, but I'm content to be a reformed pro-/monster/ paladindu.

Waifus choose you man. They choose you.

I really enjoyed it

Flat is Justice Friend

It's actually pretty fun

Suu is best girl. Sorry Miia.

How many of you are actually FBI/CIA/SS?

Meanwhile, this fucking nigger sets the bar for absolutely worst girl of anything.

Hey, I thought she was cute in that sadistic way.

Didn't the Agency cover this in the briefing? You ain't gonna make it to the end of the day at this rate.

Fuck no. She's a nigger.

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Miia was never good
Centorea would be best girl if it wasn't for the horse pussy
pic related is best girl

The biggest turn on was how she knew exactly how to be rough while at the same time being completely gentle. Holy shit.

You faggots better not start a waifu war or Spicer will be an hour late like last time

what are you, a fag?

While I concur that Satania did nothing wrong, I think you're being too harsh.

She'd be amazing for some yuri shibari action.

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The teasing was fair game. Satania did her own share of teasing and being annoying.

She's still a nigger.

Horsepussy is objectively shit tier. Centorea would gain quite a bit if she had an amulet to turn human or something, at least she'd outrank murderfish.

Here's something spicy
CNN takes Russian salad dressing joke seriously

Spiderbutt is fine too.

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Holy shit they can't understand bantz and satire or they are this desperate to attack Spicer and Trump. Either way this is great news.

Fuck of with that walking heart attack

Truely bo is blessed

kim kong

I like how early we start these things, but I can tell we're about to get off the rails here.

No, it's just playful banter (((you)))

spider is top tier, monster girl plus smug is a classic combo

animals friends are for lewd handholding and headpats

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How long until (((someone))) brings up the Russian dressing thing and makes a big deal out of it

SEAN CAN YOU FACTUALLY STATE THAT RUSSIAN DRESSING IS INDEED RUSSIAN YOU FUCKING GOY

pls user
anon pls
pls no

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CAN YOU FACTUALLY STATE THAT THE RUSSIAN DRESSING WAS NOT IN THE ROOM AT THE TIME?

also best girls in monster musume are Tio and Lahlah

SEAN CAN WE GET CLARIFICATION IF TRUMP DOES INDEED PUT RUSSIAN DRESSING ON HIS SALAD OR REUBEN, DOES THE DRESSING FACTUALLY COME FROM RUSSIA. IS THIS A LEAK SEAN

hahahahahahahahahahahaha
what the fuck
just
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHa

THERE WAS RUSSIAN DRESSING ON THE TABLECLOTH. WAS THIS A LEAK?

SEAN WHY ARE DRESSINGS OF COLOR NOT INCLUDED IN TRUMP'S WHITE HOUSE

OOGA BOOGA SEAN, WHY IZ TRUMP BUYAN ALL DAT RUSSIAN DRESSING WHEN DAT MONEY NEEDS TO GO TO DA INNA CITIES FO?

SEAN CAN YOU DEFINITIVELY SAY THAT THE CHEF HAS NO TIES TO RUSSIA?
HOW CAN AMERICANS TRUST THIS ADMINISTRATION IF ITS TIED UP IN SALAD DRESSING SCANDALS?
DO YOU ANTICIPATE THAT THE DIVISIVE RHETORIC OF THE PRESIDENT WILL BRING ABOUT A CLASSIC CAESAR ENDING?

STOP SHAKING YOUR HEAD

ISN'T IT TRUE THAT TRUMP HAS HAD MORE SALAD DAYS THAN OBAMA?

STOP TOSSING YOUR SALAD APRIL

This made me chuckle, knowing 99.9% of Long Island Iced Teas are ordered by women looking to get hammered.
Potentially in more ways than one.
t. former bartender

SEAN WHAT DOES THIS SAY ABOUT THE APPETITE OF THIS ADMINISTRATION THAT ALL THEY CRAVE IS RUSSIAN DRESSING AND BORSCH, WAS THE INTEL COMMITTEE BRIEFED ON THIS

SEAN WILL YOU CATEGORICALLY REJECT THE BLEU CHEESE MATTERS MOVEMENT AT A RACIST HATE GROUP?

DID RUSSIAN DRESSING INFILTRATE THE PRESIDENT'S SHIRT SEAN! TELL US SEAN, IS THE DRESSING INSIDE THE SHIRT CAUSING CONTROLLING TRUMPS MOVES! IS IT A RADIO TRANSMITTER THAT IS CONTROLLING THE TRUMP BOT THAT PUTIN BUILT FIFTY YEARS FROM NOW AND SENT BACK TO THE PAST SEAN! PLEASE, WE NEED TO KNOW!

Who wants to bet April won't be in there today?

I like long island iced tea and mojitos. White russians too BALALAIKA IS FORCING ME TO DRINK HALP

April loves the social media attention way too much not to show.

That's a good way to put it. It wasn't the best show this season but I can't deny that it was my favorite.


Actually, she came to plan her attack against Christmas, and it was private humiliation.

SEAN WHAT ABOUT THE RISE IN ANTI-MATZO HATE CRIMES SEAN

I wonder if we could get some honest-to-Kek Russians in the press room, the thicker the accent the better.
"Yes, Sean darlink will you be of please tellings us if you liked the salad dressing I sent you is babushka's secret recipe"

SHE IS A NIGGER FOR BULLYING BEST GIRL

only one way to find out

Wait are we prepared for goofing up April's Social Media yet?

I just realized, could Sean ask a reporter to interpret another reporter's question?

"Yes poo-in-loo, please interpret April's question for me, then ask me her question."

I just realized, the image being mirror'd makes her a prime candidate for a check'em girl.

"Well you guys are acting like children again, so let's play telephone. Jim you start, ask your question down the row and Suzie over there will ask it."

I really didn't think CNN would stoop so low in gotcha journalism but they actually did. I guess Russian dressing will be the dressing of choice for the alt-right and the Trump admin

Do it Spicer!

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Is it any good on burgers?

Russian Agent trolls her Twitter post-briefing, but doesn't get brigade support.

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Kek'd


please

Would you take responsibility user?

This?

Whiskey neat is the only drink.

Good luck, user. Can someone post that cap of user who Baneposted his way to a KFC job for inspiration?

Goddammit, OP. This is Briefing #32
>APRIL, WHEN THE "WIRETAPPING IS CONFIRMED, WILL YOU APOLOGIZE???

Tall crazy bitch with a gun, sure thing.

Only if it's a decent single malt that's more than $45 a bottle.

If you're a 14yo fedorafag.

It seems nice, but holy shit that ugly 3D and animation

I fucking can't wait until this comes true

kek loves jews

DELET THIS

Yea, that.
I fucked up my link pls no bully.

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It's okay, the dressing does have a high fat content so it is tasty.

Send some Russian salad dressing to Sean. I want to see him give a bottle to April during a briefing.

Hey Holla Forums. I don't have a waifu and don't really watch anime, but if you suggest a waifu, if she sounds good I will watch the anime. I will give updates about me and my waifus progress in future threads.

I was a little lost on the numbering. Thanks user.

Silly user kids can't drink.

This guy gets it.

Although personally, I'm partial to spicy dark rum.

Your waifu chooses you.

Your waifu chooses you dude.

Goslings a best. Booze is shit for your health though, avoid whenever possible.

can't send food items :(

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yeah I saw one clip and knew it was not for me

>>>/out/

Your waifu chooses you. You must watch enough animu to find her.

Macallan 12yo is some of the best I've had.


Wait does that mean we COULD send him figurines?

how hard would you fuck my waifu

Yep

YES

I think we determined for now we should send him a nice letter of encouragement, as well as use that to test and see if he even gets our mail. A gundam figure would be allowed but would require HEAVY screening.

Very

Isn't she a dyke?

she's a Christian not a dyke

No probemo. The list is here:
hwww.whitehouse.gov/briefing-room/press-briefings
rum makes me goofy and clumsy like nothing else

Oh okay. Approved then.

You don't get it. We send him a Rei figurine AND an Asuka figurine and we find out through leaks which one he throws in the trash.

PREPARE FOR IMMINENT SPICE

WE NEED TO FUCKING DO THIS

You do know she'll ask you to get her hot and heavy so she can be impregnated by a male centuar. Their culture not only condones, but endorses cuckoldry so much even Archnae said it was too freaky for her tastes. Think about that.

See as I have a serious oxygen addiction, Yes I would. Plus I like the idea of her perform quick time slav-squats on my cock.

Horsefags BTFO.

I for one am prepared for the inevitable shitstorm of Asukagate.

You need to sort yourself out

Better than a guac bowl

Wasn't it confirmed that Centorea's father was a human?

Yep. Once we have confirmation it will be official. People will only be able to say thatbtheir waifu ia second best girl from then on. Only Trump could veto the best girl designation.

my waifu wants to watch spice with me when does it start

Your waifu is married.

yes, it was. And considering that Centorea shows genuine interest in MC, it's logical to assume she's not into cuckolding.

to me

It looks like ass at first, but it turns into a charm point as you get used to it. It's a heartwarming adventure story that all ages can enjoy. Just try it.

She was great during the campaign.
One time she stopped engaging with the host and other shills, stared straight at the cameras, and began preaching to the people.

Horsepussy is still worst girl, but facts matter.
Her handholding fetish is qt though

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Spicer, stop shitposting and go make the lugenpresse play telephone.

That's a lie her mother told her to make the teaser in training feel more comfortable around Centorea And thus more likely to become the true teaser. , And I lived next to a horse ranch and went to school with one of the sons of the owner, so I was rather amused by that whole scene.

Thank you as well.

This is your new waifu, treat her well. i haven't checked in years, but the game should be on the pirate bay

This, faggot

Prepare your smugs

I… I shall take this into account. Suddenly my task has become more difficult.

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Dont call me a faggot you nigger.

Although it lacks the punk of cyberpunk, Kaiba is probably worth mentioning. It deals pretty explicitly with transhumanism and the degeneracy, and the anti-communist spin to it ought to be right up Holla Forums's alley.

is there a problem, sir?

Zombina is the type of girl you take to a monster truck rally and get drunk with her after spending the noonhour at the fair winning her a stuffed bear.

saved


Quads confirm it's ok for your agency spies to watch your anime w you.

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Sounds interesting. I will jump in.

Wasted, but checked.

Checked, but step up your chinese cartoon watching program, goober

Probably under the impression that not using VLC somehow stops the big guys from spying on him.

Nice quads.

How bad is VLC's security? It fucking plays everything ;_;

Who wants to bet the Press will bring this up?

Seeing as how you're exploring options,

The CIA are small guys by definition

Trump tweets are fakenews and libtards nose bleeds.

THIS WILL GET SPICY

Or don't waste time running an experiment with those forced "best" girls and cut straight to quality.

Soooooo….how soon until Sean and April rule 34……

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MEME RESPONSIBLY

reported

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I'll build font caches as much as I feel like

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Some sick fuck is going to do it

Just saying what we're all fearing, never doubt the rules of the internet

user…

It'll happen soon

>some sick fuck blessed troll is going to do it

Erwin or Yukari?


For some reason MPC doesn't do 5.1 I might have to do a wipe

FOR KEK'S SAKE MEME RESPONSIBLY user!!!

I had that problem but there's some tweak in the settings, can't remember though

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kek has spoken user, don't defile his word.

Imagine it….Sean bullies a really short April and pours Russian dressing all over her. He spanks her and says "Stop shaking your head April", she says "MM MMM MUAH FUGGA" then he proceeds to penetrate her anally with a gundam figurine.

WHAT HAVE YOU DONE!?
WHAT HAVE YOU DONE YOU FUCKING FOOL!?

dubs confirm

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We're meant to redpill the CIA by watching Anime as they watch us.

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Calm down faggot, no user has the intestinal fortitude to draw a naked April covered in Russian dressing while being ass rammed by Sean Spicer wearing a gundam outfit

If dubs, it must be prolapse porn :^)

That's not how that works, dubs comes to you, you don't summon them.

And so it begins.

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I'm a little relieved

the herbal jew is good for you

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Oh yes, the memeing of the truly sickest rule 34 begins. Woe is he whomever wields such power, woe is he…..

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Pajeet brings the scat.

No, it will be a Russian dressing covered April being anally violated by a Sean Spicer wearing a gundam outfit

Checked


Cannabis use began with Europoids long before the Semites had even progressed past nomadic goat-fucking (which they only surpassed due to colonization by Europoids following the Younger Dryas).

Thank fuck this shit goes live soon so the thread can stop theory crafting rule 34 that no one* wants to see.

* some may actually want to see

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Regardless of it's use as a psychoactive, it's fibers and seeds were quite useful to early civilizations.
The great age of exploration would have been a lot harder without hemp rope and canvas.

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Sean's really late….and so is April….

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dont you dare insinuate

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No idea why that mp4 is so funny to me.
It might actually sound good if the letters were vertical aligned and evenly spaced horizontally.
I'll do it for tomorrow.

"STOP SHAKING YOUR HEAD"

What did he mean by this?

I can't make it through the day without Spice. Why is it taking so long? Is April begging for seconds?

I get it, you're being aggressive. Cute schtick :^)

Second helping of Sean's Spicey Russian Dressing?

That in itself sounds like the plot of an anime. Otaku priests using the wololo power of moe to soften the hearts of government spooks. Though I suspect that it's easier to teach a murderous AI how to love than those stony bureaucrats who occupy D.C..


I've heard that the folks over at either A&M or UT have some promising modern industrial uses for hemp cooked up. They want to use the plant as an alternative source of material for making plastics, which sounds like it might be a good way to reduce the amount xenoestrogen ingested.

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I just hope he's not the one tossing her salad. That would ruin my image of him.

user, I…

Female niggers love to eat ass, I really don't know why…..

I'm of the opinion that pot is for college. Wait until you're full grown so it doesn't stunt your growth or fuck up your brain development, use it to open your eyes and mind a bit and have fun, but don't use it when you have responsibilities.

I'm no expert on the subject, but I have heard that it produces a wide variety of hydrocarbons and is easily farmable in great quantities.
If any of that is anywhere near to being true, then it does seem likely that a wide variety of plastics and such could be produced from it.

Only two explanations, either Sean is ass banging April or I AM SEAN SPICER

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He meant that Sean is late because it took him and the lads a little longer to hoist that fat sheboon up under a tree's limb.


That's close to the plot of Outbreak Company, which is about the Japanese government conquering another world with Otaku culture.

We already know that Trump Jr. whiles away his days shitposting on Holla Forums. Why not Spicer? We're his biggest fan club, after all.

Sean would you please give us a sign at the press briefing that you have allegiance to Kek's ways.

I'm just glad that the nips are on our side.

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there was a thread a while back linking her to the WH leaks. the press is going to have a field day

A couple days of early Spice, now we're returning to regular programming. Or perhaps he'll come out with something big?

Another much more plausible reason for Sean's lateness is because the intel committee had it's hearings today

letting Rinse Penis into the cabinet was a mistake

Hemp is a superior replacement for almost all textiles. The cotton cartels were the ones behind fucking over hemp growers. Same with logging companies.

express.co.uk/news/weird/785923/The-Disclosure-Activists-aliens-exist-government-top-secret-cover-up-truth-embargo?utm_source=applenews

I figured out why he's late, it's happening!

WE ONLINE

IT BEGINS

We have visual

Don't fall for the false-flag alien invasion. Research Project Bluebeam.

WE LIVE

Expecting a Spicy start with this kind of delay

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How soon until someone asks the same three dumb ass questions

RUSSIA

TAT FUCKING INTEL SPIC GOY

OY VEY RISE IN ANTI-SEMENTISM

He needed some time to cool down. Hard to contain that rage when you have to deal with (((journalists)))

LIVE

They will never go through with such a thing, acknowledging the existence of the superspectrum is the end of the materialist paradigm.

IT BEGINS

SPICE TIME

What will the the question of the day?

GOOGLE IT

THE SPICE MUST FLOW

SPICE IN THE HOUSE

No user, false-flag. Holographic projections. Entirely terrestrial.

wut

I'm saying they won't use that as a false-flag premise because it would push more people to look at what's actually going on.

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This.
What was the number of that order?
This needs more research.

Unless the internet is shut down or severely restricted, paired with their now sophisticated astroturfing and censorship techniques.

How long till people figure out that it was the Japanese intelligence community that engineered the collapse of the 20th century political order and its replacement.


I'm inclined to agree; youths shouldn't be messing around with mind-altering substances as they're still learning how to use their mind. The only exception to this would be if they're a part of a close-knit community and taking a substance under the instruction of a spiritual leader as part of X tradition. But that sort of thing is far removed from recreational drug use.

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And again we see how it is that merchants should never be trusted with matters of public policy.

Would you pls relax.
IF there's some ayys hanging out, they're not suddenly going to pop up and say boo.

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Project Blue Beam is a planned false flag event where they'd fake ayy lmaos with holographic projectors in order to get consent for global control.

They might, but would we really mind…

They probably have a rule against that kind of thing or something.

welp

This. The real ayys won't be threatening. Just the fake ayys.

There's no reason to acknowledge any part of the phenomenon, the cons outweigh the pros. Thus why Project Blue Beam is public knowledge and never happened.

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Dubs confirm.

Thanks for the fap, user

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Snek cloaca is best

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1488% probability of government shutdown

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TWEET QUESTION

OY VEY SEAN WHY ARE YOU OLD WHITE MALES TRYING TO KILL EVERYONE

REMOVE FREEDOM CUCKUS

Freedom cucks

The Freedom Caucus is not for the American people. Randlet Paulus is not some based /ourguy/ either. They are a group of democrat controlled opposition. Nothing more or less.

Kek

FINAMINAL

I WANT PHENOMENAL QUESTIONS FROM YOU, JOURNO-KIKE

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SPICY

Did this guy wake in the park today?

Fucking kikes.

SPICE MOE DOWN ON FAGGOT FAKE NEWS!

No, he's just a dirty kike.

18 anonymous sources

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SEAN LET ME READ YOU SOMETHING YOU SAID ON MARCH 23RD, NOW DEFEND YOURSELF YOU FUCKING GOY

SEAN COMMENT ON THIS STORY THAT YOU'VE CLEARLY SAID YOU CANT TALK ABOUT

TYPICAL TRICKS SHLOMO

Spicer is getting pissed with Major Cuck

18

ANONYMOUS

SOURCES

Farkas is fucked.

HE BROUGHT UP WHATSHERFACE

Sean Spicer is truly a great man. I wouldn't be able to put up with this room of kikes every day without giving up one day, barring the doors, and mowing them all down.

Haha Sean is trolling the shit out of Major. This is glorious.

TYPICAL TRICKS SHLOMO!!

F, SIT DOWN BOI

Is this a nod at the new Libel laws trump is going to lay down?

SPICY POWER LEVEL INCREASE!

DON'T PUT YOUR KOSHER WORDS IN MY MOUTH SHCLOMO

DONT PUT WORDS IN MY MOUTH NIGGER

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ARE YOU DISPUTING IT SEAN?
ARE YOU??
WOULD YOU TELL US IF IT WERE WRONG??

For fuck's sake

MAJOR BTFO

Major is so fucking desperate. Why would he think Sean meant "we" the MSM and not "we" the White House?
MSM IS NO LONGER PART OF THE WHITE HOUSE, YOU NIGGER COCK SUCKERS

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I don't know how he does it.
I couldn't put up with that either.

Major got really rustled on CNN

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Beating them at their own game in their hometown stadium could very well be the reason anons.

REV UP THOSE #HASHTAGS

Why are MSM questions always so stupid

IF YOU HAVE ANY HASH TAGS LET ME KNOW

Okay #GasthePress

Big buckets

"Give me your hashtags"!!! -Spice Man 2017

Fair enough, I can see how a man could enjoy that a great deal.

Why is this a scandal?

Because most people are incredibly stupid.

I would gas all of these guys so fucking quick, I'd have the marine guards sneak me an M27 or something.

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This fucking shitskin

OY VEY GOYIM WHY WON'T YOU LET IN OUR KOSHER OUTSIDE TEAM TO FUCK YOU OVER YOU FUCKING SMART GOY REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Haha this desperation is glorious

Spicer is too smart to give her even an inch.

OY VEY GOY WHY IS TRUMP ACTING LIKE A RESPONSIBLE FATHER, NOW TAKE THIS KOSHER BAIT SPICER YOU FUCKNIG FUCK

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Found Queen Kong

W-WHAT DO YOU KNOW, GOYIM? TELL US!

This mother fucker looks like a college good goy

WHY WONT YOU TELL US WHAT YOU HAVE SO WE CAN GET OUT AHEAD OF IT AND SPIN?????

So, an irrelevant person. Next.

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#SpicerShield ?

Where's mp4 & webm user?
Also, libel tweet question incoming.

OY VEY GOY FUCKING SPILL THE SPICEY BEANS ON WHAT YOU KNOW, I'LL CALL YOU A FUCKING ANTI-SEMITE YOU SPICEY FUCK

What did Spice mean by this?

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D&C CONFIRMED

DIVIDE AND CONQUER

John in charge of being a fucking retard.

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OY FUCKING VEY WHY DO YOU TRUST CONGRESSIONAL COMMITTEES BUT NOT US

TRY ALL THE WANT YOU FUCKING KIKES SPICER IS NOT SAYING SHIT

ZEKE
ZEKE
ZEKE

here u go

1st Phase of final solution! KEK!

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Thank you Sean.

kek

THANK YOU SEAN!!!!

THANK YOU SEAN

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Thank you Sean

Thank

You

Sean

Thank You Sean! I am so Happy!

Fucking hell don't zoom on her

Do you even have to take a civics class to get a journalism degree?

KEK

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Dirty Kike CUNT needs a shower.

W-WAIT WAIT WAIT

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YOU MOTHERFUCKE!

LMAO look at the guy behind them.

My answer is: YOU ARE FULL OF SHIT.

There's a lot going on in this pic

Can this kike talk any slower?

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Yesterday I thought that she might finally turn into something human like but today she's back to her wet hair ghetto lock.

They're talking about us, Komrades.

She's repeating the words that someone's dictating.

The fattie behind her can

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Jesus christ, she won't shut her fucking mouth long enough for Sean to answer the damned question.

She is stalling her walk to the shower. Kek!

Extra Gas for her!

APRIL

DENIED, APRIL!

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JUST

Did we meme Sean/April rule 34 too hard?

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Niggers always do.

APE! APE! APE!

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heiled

checked

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That's because we're winning

Fucking Sean, gotta love him

WHAT AM I NOT GOOD ENOUGH YOU BITCH!

SPICE IS GOOD ENOUGH!

Anyone else notice that the kike in full kike garb doesn't raise his hand, he raises two fingers?

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Me too.

SHUT UP GLEN!

SHUT THE FUCK UP GLENN

That's not how it works.

THAT'S NOT HOW IT WORKS KIKES!

GLENN BE POLITE ENOUGH TO NOT INTERRUPT
APOLOGIZE, YOU CHILD

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I think spicer may name the jew one day.

(check'd)

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GLENN GOT SPICED!

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This just made me think of something. Since the press is this desperate on Spicer to know all about Nunez does this mean that the leaker from the White House has been shut up?

AYYY CARAMBA

What a dumb question

The press is convinced they finally have their silver bullet. Can't wait to see their faces when they realize they're mistaken.

THE WH HAS BEST TACO BOWLS NOW BITCH!

SHUT UP GLEN!

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OY VEY

Damn, almost shafted the kike for a third time.

OY VEY MY QUESTION

NO SEAN DON'T STAY FOR THIS KIKE RAT

NICE TRICK SCHLOMO

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The Chosen People are trying to ruin Russia too I see. Let's hope it doesn't come to that.

ANSWER MY GOTCHA QUESTION OUR YOU SUPPORT HITLER YOU FUCKING GOY

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Wow, you're about several years behind all of us.

WHAT ARE YA, MESHUGGANA?

That is the most jewish jew i've seen in a while.

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CHECKED

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THANK YOU SEAN

BYE SPICE! MANY KILLS TODAY!

Last Minute Kike kill!

KIKE GOING DOWN………… OY VEY!!

(1) said, entering the 500-comment thread as the briefing ends.

See ya tomorrow, thread. Spicy one today

Welp, time to slog through the last episode of Chaos;Child.

Thanks Sean

wasn't that spicy tbh

Are you kidding?
It's literally Holla Forums the anime.

WHY

nice digits
THANK YYOU SEAN!!!

SHUT UP GLENN!

All of us just about.

post ponies

YES

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KEK!

Even Droopy news thinks the kike cunt needs to wash her fucking hair!

THIS HAS TO HAPPEN.

checked and keked

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Would you recommend the sub or dub?
Relatively new to anime as well

Never go dub. Jap voice acting is god tier.

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I normally do, but I figured if I can avoid any confusion with the subs I might as well.
I'll just watch one dubbed episode to see how it is
polite sage

I normally do go with subs I mean

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Look at the smugness on the chick behind her ha

definitely wearing an earpiece, being fed questions line by line

I missed it, how spicy was it?

Damn, missed Major's live bullying session. Gotta watch the replay.

Angry Mystery Meat Woman was a bit lippy as usual today.

Some congressmen crying about being bullied by Trump. God these people are complete faggots.

Wew lad I just started watching it less than a week ago.

That is a weird mixture. Looks like she's some mixute of mexi and pajeet, with maybe a bit of white thrown in, although mexis are varying mixtures of white(ish) spainiards and native bloodthirsty injuns

I looked up her bio and took a brief glance. Apparently she's allegedly half-White, half-negro. It's a female Obongo.

Good opinion, and ID.

Nice catch, that's something to keep an eye out for. Didn't spot that earlier watching it in low quality.

Boilermakers are the best. No nonsense. Beer with a shot of whiskey in it. Enough of a drink to keep you occupied, but strong enough that you aren't wasting your time with nursing it.

I've found the best combination to be Labatt's with a shot of Jameson