Meanwhile, in elementary school Holla Forums

You guys are ok. Don't go to school tomorrow.

also

You know that place under construction in town? My dad owns it and he's gonna turn it into a gaming community center! But he'll only let you in if you let me borrow this..

this kid became a legitimate cocksucking faggot

My dad works at Nintendo with my dad mommy.

Did you user's know that in LoZ OoT if you pick up the sword and replant it 100 times you unlock the secret of getting to play as Ganon?

Teacher! I saw [user] and [user's waifu] k-kissing in the hallway!

GUYS!

If you skip the S.S. Anne in pokemon until after you beat the elite four it'll take you to an island that has mew on it!

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Why is tumblr so obsessed with school shooters. I've seen countless columbine fetishist blogs I know they're mentally ill but it's kinda scary tbh fam.

Tumblr is a… strange place.

Don't remind me about the end of 2nd grade.

;_;

Mew is under the truck out side the S.S. Anne you dumb fuck.

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Where's the video games?

Hng

ah your dog ate your homework? it makes sense, i did assign you to bring me bacon after all.

So you mean just regular Holla Forums?

Nice singles

So normal Holla Forums?

real Holla Forums amirite

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A slow death from bleeding to death or a slower death from AIDS?

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My mom said I could either go to a St.Louis Cardinals game, or get the new Super Nintendo. I'm now in my 30's and I still haven't ever been to a sport game in my entire life. I'd say I made the right decision.

I use to watch the Super Mario Bros cartoon with my Super Scope Six and pretend I was shooting at the goombas when I'd watch it.

TEACHER THERE'S A STRANGER IN THE BUILDING HE SAID HE WANTED TO TOUCH MY WEENER

In elementry school I was playing with v pets.

They were banned, but I knew how to hide them. I'd take restroom breaks to feed them.

I miss those fucking things.

HAHAHAHA LOOK user HAS FAG DADS!

Who else is dreading penis inspection day?

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What are we doing for P.E today????

my dad works for Holla Forums and I'm gonna have him ban you, jerk

Your ass, little boy.

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Behind the jungle gym we're touching our pee pees together, wanna join?

Oh yeah well my Dad works for Jim and when I tell him you like Sega he's going to make your parents get divorced!

Who wants to come over to may place and play Goldeneye and wear dresses and makeup?

The other students always call me a faggot

The other anons always call me a faggot

sounds rough, faggot

Meta

faggot

no surprises there

faggot

Does it look like an ant?

ooga booga rock stop

Get ready to be bulied nerds

It was shit, all around
youtube.com/watch?v=SOlqBf8oK1k

This rumor somehow made it's way to every middle school in the world.

t. snownigger

CIA????