Oh shit, there's a spider in the ceiling

Oh shit, there's a spider in the ceiling

Oh great, the light bulb's dead again

Ha, look at dad, he fell asleep on the couch again

Wooooaah! I told the kids not have their roller skates lying around

lol i like memes too

My Earthworm Jim impersonation is dead on

ITT: OP doesn't know how IDs work
>>>/cuckchan/

Look, I can do a handstand to… woooaah!

He's not pretending to be multiple people, retard.

ITT: OP intended to do the thread himself and prepared various images ahead to entertain people and you're just a fucking sunshine aint you

Hanging like this really packs blood in my brain, I gotta stop soon

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Oh god, the spider disappeared

No wait, there it is

Whoops, dropped my phone.

This blanket is very comfortable, I might snooze off real soon

This beard is getting excessive, I better get rid of it soon

Time to masturbate, I hope I didnt leave anything on…

I really need to get this weird bump in my neck checked

Oy vey! Giving out my daily prayer!

Now, where did I last time see my keys…?

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I might've gained a few pounds, but it's who I am!

What's up my bro!

Man this is some old fashioned Holla Forums

oh fuck there is actually a spider

The ladies like a good set of whiskers!

Dodged that shit like the MATRIX

This is so stupid it's actually kind of funny.

I love posting on my favorite social media site, reddit!

keep going

Come on, hands off m-HRGH

At least I'm not Jake Rapp

Hon hon!

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Woop woop! Welcome to the Juggalo family

WOOOWW! Who threw coffee all over the wall?

Hey guys! Look at my macaroni art!

I am not racist, but…!

Honey, can you hear me through the glass!?

Good thread OP, reminded me of the old days

I think I'm having some connection issues, is the stream coming through okay?

damn this itch

theses are actually pretty good, keep up the good work

Free as in freedom!

Damn this itch

Wyatt?

Whooo boy, those habaneros are really kicking

who?

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I HURT MYSELF TODAY

Oh man, this blunt hit me hard

It's shit, but it's good shit OP

Dear anyone,

Please save a thread screencap in the end.

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10/10

Oh my GOD people, we've gone through the plan FIVE TIMES and you still don't understand?

what is his name again ?

Angered Alejandro, I think

Dick Stroke Phil

Huh? Is there someone behind the couch?

This is actually impressive

WHEN HE NEEDS TO

AARH!
Shit, I hit my toe right in the leg of the table

how many of these did you fucking make

kek

GET OFF MY S/v/AMP!

Peanut butter on my balls, let the dog lick it

If I was a popular streamer, and I realized I was getting swatted, I would never use a facecame. I would own one, have it connected at all times, but it would never show my face. If I ever got the notion that I was getting swatted, I would pull up scantily clad women and turn on the cam. I would whip out my dick and work my limp and adrenaline shrunken pecker. After clearing the rest of my house, some swearing swat member would bust down my door and and see a sweating hardlyman with his dick out, following his instructions to put my hands up. I would make history.

One thing, I dont know why…

One ticket to fla/v/or town!

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Some grrrl streamer that Brote plugged the other night uses some silly software that maps her face and renders a 3D dog that copies her expressions. It probably helps keep the creeps at bay and makes the focus more about the game and not about omg grill.

Someone needs to make a webm compilation of these.
This is pretty good

cheep cheep

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It's the simple things in life…

Nobody likes my let's plays, I have no other way to redeem myself
goodbye cruel world
*BLAM*

WOOOOOW HE DIED INSTANTLY

OP is a champ, keep it up!

I'M IN HELL, WHAAAAT?
WHAT IS THIS NON-SENSE *SNORT*?
WOOOOW BUGGED DANTE MECHANICS!

is this actually the kind of thread people enjoy

Explain the bloody handprint, it couldnt have been DSP. Thats some spooky shit

It's good to have a simple, dry-humored thread after hundreds of shilling, in-fighting, console wars, template, general, moralfag, politics and marketing threads once in a while.

I thought it woukd be cancerous at first, but OP delivered.

If I had be then why do?

Maybe there is a invisible guy in the pic that has a dick for a gun?

i'm so sorry

Well, when you put it in that light, I guess I see the appeal

This is pretty good.

And there is the mistake user. Same if in he thumbnail you put a random screen with a le funny face

How did he manage to pull the trigger that easily without tutorial?

This thread is magic

Magic you say?
What if we could harness the meme potential of DSP and use him as a catylist? Our combined autism has been enough to influence the world around us, but it is focused through the lens of a board with infinite space. We need a red stone of Aja. It takes unrefined sunlight and focuses it through a pure lens, cleansing it and converging all the UV waves into a single point, creating a deadly weapon with limitless potential. If we can find a person so autistic, they are capable of distilling our trickle of autism they may have the power to affect the very fabric of our reality.

leave philly alone

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HAUGHAUGHAUGHAUGHAUGHAUGHAUGHAUGHAUGHAUGHAUGHAUGHAUGHAUGHAUGHAUGHAUGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

Love you OP.

What did he mean by this?

SOMEONE PLEASE GIVE ME A SUPER SAYIAN VERSION

What are you talking about user? It's right here bro

:^)

I WON'T LET YOU GET AWAY THIS KOJIMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

If anyone can figure this one out, you win oldfag points.

Excellent thread, very good stuff!

Who the fuck makes an expression like that when fapping?

I do it all the time, specially when my body starts to shake.

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Excellent thread OP

Gout Side Phil

Dude, sick penis

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Don't Stream Pre-emptively

WOOOOOOOOOW

THERE'S NOTHING I CAN DO

a total eclipse of the heeeeeaaart~

turn around darksyde

Woooooooooooooow, bugged bumping mechanics.

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Dyke Scam Perry

o shit, there is a spider to my left

brote plugged somebody?