WebM Thread: A better devil than Jay Wilson's edition

I cleared the entire point of enemies single handedly just to die to to my team mates fuckery

If you knew anything about the rampant problem with NC inflicting more damage on their own faction more than the other two factions combined this video would have better context to you

Short version: NC is populated with retards who will shoot you in the back as long as it generates certs

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Should've gone Vanu user

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His comment may be retarded but he does have a point
The monster they've made is really generic, which is fine in a doom game
However what I cant seem to figure out why they're trying to make a scary/dramatic scene, the previous doom which i disliked had plenty of this shit, why do they keep have to adding it?

At this point i think EYE is more of a successor to Doom than nuD44M

Think about it, You can go crazy fast, has no shitty cutscenes, Plenty of guns and you kill fuck tons of demons

The fact that the monster can pick you up and your unable to kick it is what pisses me off

Fucking shitty over dramatic cutscene

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I think the DRAMA/SCAAARY it's sorta fine if they did it to pander to Doom 3 fans, but I think the color pallet of the monster is very meh which gives the design a more generic vibe than it should. If they're made the part that aren't supposed to be not-boney looking an angrier red for example.

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Every single new monster in the game is introduced with a tiny cutscene

"This is a new monster. Kill it"

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Holla Forums - FUCK THAT LOSER

b-but psp has many games n-now
l-look at fan translated g-games
c-cool r-right?? :)

tbh, it should be either any current gen consoles

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A lot of ppl just like to shit on new games just because its new and it might possibly tarnish their memories of the past games

So they anal retentively look for problems that are not really problems and are more along the lines of personal preferences of "I would have done it this way" etc

Its like a dialog wheel in games and ppl say that dialog wheels suck, except there's tons of good games to use it and tons of bad games to use it

holy fuck. is this real?

This is why you buy digital.

No, just some guy making video bait for youtube

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so fake but still funny as fuck

I still don't get it

it's like throwing garbage into the dumpster along with your trash, in the thought that maybe the dumpster appreciates it

it doesn't

and giving jews your money doesn't make them more likely to make a good game in the future

they're still going to fuck you over the first chance they get

really, why?

Fuck, man
I love those titties but slopespeak makes me flinch every fucking time they make a sharp consonant noise

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It's sort of sad to watch
it looks easy to do, she just moves her hips back and forth

it's not really impressive

but this webm is popular because of the girl, who's pretty.

People like it because it's an attractive girl that shouldn't be doing it, she should be wearing a dress and drinking tea in a cafe waiting for a nice young man to ask her about the book she's reading

A girl that pretty is high-value, and people like to watch this video because she's acting as if she is not high-value.
But she knows she is, she's not going to fuck the random people around that are watching her, she's going to end up with the DJ, or the manager probably.

It's all very sad to me.

Fuck, I need to do this as surround over stereo

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biggest fucking white knight ever, wow

You know she's actually married to someone, right?

That webm just gave me cancer

That's a strange marriage, letting her dress like that and dance like that for that many men.

I wouldn't let her if I was married to her.

Anyone know source?

me, posted it last thread
from a halfchan /wsg/ thread, had no title
if I had to guess I'd say its a documentary, but I have no idea where to start looking

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explains a lot

You're a cuck.

>>>/reddit/

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EYE is great, but it's only similarity is that it's fast and has lots of dakka.

user, you're a fucking faggot with the thought process of some dweeb in an 90s teen movie.

Kill yourself, as long as a women doesn't sleep around with others and respects your life and loves being a part of it, the woman is free to do as she pleases.

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sauce?

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That's about 220$ US excluding shipping. Jesus christ.

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my grandfather's funeral was yesterday, watched my dad cry for the first time. Been thinking about starting a family, sorry about being a white knight, I'll stop posting girls for a few weeks

I'm jelly as fuck tbh fam

I'm watching my mother slowly die of COPD and cancer and even I think you're being an idiot

Maybe she's just a woman working a job as a dancer you idiot

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Yes user, telling people they shouldn't like a girl because she's dancing and is attractive while saying she shouldn't be doing something else is quite fucking beta

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Holy hell user, grow a pair and stop acting like a cuck

Reread my post because I've never said liking girls is beta, it's just that you should try to man up a little more because women can sense a weakling from a mile away.

I'm sorry for your lost, but you need to strengthen yourself and fix your perception on women or you're going to be a cuck to some whore.

Its the fact the fucktard said that pretty girls shouldn't dance is why he's an absolute beta

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I don't understand what's happening here.

car broke because he was rammed
can't finish the race
he's sad about it

Letting her be a slut would imply that it's okay to sleep around when I stated it's not. Having your woman be sexy whenever and yet be loyal is not me being a cuck, it's me being in control. Get your shit straight you delusional faggot.

Well he is and he needs to fix that.

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You get your shit straight you fucking cuck

A fucking faggot is what you are, user.

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Only faggot here is you, cuck

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:^)

RLM porn parody webm where

Only cuck here is you, faggot. Go back to fantasy land where all women the will cuck you if you date them.

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Got this one in higher quality

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feels good, have more

that was a For Glory, Free for All match and that DDD was targeting me with a vengeance the entire fight; needless to say i had the last laugh

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How about you go back to fantasy land where your girlfriend isn't fucking men in the bathroom while she's out clubbing with her friends because you're too much of beta cuck to put her on a leash, so she can "show off her sexiness".

Kiss and make up already!

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Who hurt you, user? What slut did this to you?

No, not until he's free from the little hole he dug himself in

what do people with tourettes scream before they know how to swear?

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That is just fucking awful. They really need to go back.

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Something spicy for you all

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I had this webm since I downloaded it from a thread a long time ago and always though I should try encoding it myself to see if I could make it look better.

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YOU SICK FUCK

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I didn't know they cast a black guy for the new spiderman,

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developing country autism

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headphones warning

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I usually go for subs rather than dubs but is the english voice over actually good for this anime?

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Is mircosoft racing to see if they can lose customers faster than anyone else or what?

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One remake down, onto the next one

Nigger you're doing it wrong.

I think that what everyone is doing these days

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I think a controller that costs half as much as the console it's for and breaks constantly is way worse that what anybody else is doing.

Forgot to spoiler

What's the name of this movie?

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Falling Down

It Keeps Happening

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Falling Down

Anyone got any YTPs? I remember one webm wizard managing to get the entirety of The Fesh Pince of Blair under 8mb, sequel too.

That's because Microsoft has grown to envelop a destructive behavior.

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Thanks user

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Why is batman fighting nazis?

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Something about Superman and a bottle of urine. I dunno.

CHOO CHOO! All aboard the cucktrain! Next stop, the friendzone.
pretty sure this is all baiting but it's fun enough to go along with

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that video honestly could have ended at 0:13 and would have been funnier than the entire actual video

You responding to him or me?

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Got sauce for that? Google search didn't find anything.

No

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is this what hell is like ?

That dank music reminds me of Crash Bandicoot.

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The Chick's actually Romanian

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Meant to respond to>>9592123

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stick to making good weapons , military vehicles , cars , vidyogaems , whatever it is you're doing these days

what the hell are germans good for these days ?

Not after this.

This movie was so satisfying to watch.

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puto was lucky man

it was him against only 2 homebois

TRY THAT AGAIN WHEN JOO ARE AGAINST ME AN' MY CREW OF 10 AND WE'LL KICK YOUR ASS CHULO

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Sounds about right.

Poor Matt Hardy, your brother dragged you down with him. Don't do drugs guys.

Falling down is complete art

And I know I'll get shit on for saying that but it is, its just this weird made up documentary of a man who is flat out fucking sick of the shit society throws at him

That whole movie is just a guy whose car breaks down and so he goes "Fuck it, I want to see my daughter on her birthday" and so walks there

On the way he's perfectly fine until ppl fuck with him, and then he fucks with them back

My favorite part is the burger scene because its what we've all thought "Why doesn't it look like the picture?"

That said, yeah he's fucking mentally unhinged and violent, and even the wife is like "Maybe he wasn't all bad" until she watches the part where he breaks down trying to get his daughter to ride the rocking horse and he gets pissed off she won't do it

The guy is completely unhinged, but again, he doesn't fuck with ppl until they fuck with him

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The worst you could say was he had an anger issue that could have been resolved with therapy. I know if I had issues like that my wife divorcing me and then making sure I never see my daughter definitely wouldn't help with those issues.

Anyways this is finally done, another movie I consider high art

And I grabbed the wrong audio version

Fuck

Still 5.1 but sound is fucked. Have to fix it

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I know I am late, but I am gonna have to second this. SauceNAO and google are coming up inconclusive.

Fucking hate baby boomers

Complain about young ppl not having good jobs when the boomers literally have them all

Even worse is when you try to get a good high paying job the list of credentials requires is fucking retarded

"Here is a job as a welder. Experienced welders with at least 4000 hours required. Will not train."

The problem is EVERY FUCKING WELDING JOB APP HAS THE SAME REQUEST

AND YOU CAN"T GET SAID JOB BECAUSE YOU DON'T HAVE EXPERIENCE, AND YOU CAN'T GET EXPERIENCE BECAUSE NOBODY WANTS TO HIRE YOU

AND NOBODY WANTS TO TRAIN YOU BECAUSE THEY'RE AFRAID IF THEY TRAIN YOU THEN YOU'LL GO WORK FOR SOMEBODY ELSE

This is why industries are full of ppl in their 60's and not younger/more educated workers, because baby boomers refuse to let go of the good jobs leaving shit for everyone else

Even worse is boomers want young ppl to fund their retirements

WITH WHAT?

Don't you love how boomers told everyone to get an education and now degrees are devalued to the point of being near worthless with the exception of STEM and even that is being devalued thanks to boomers and their fucking h1B visa bullshit. I can't even get an employer to get back to me for manual labor or kitchen work because of all the immigrants now.

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It's ok user now that we can't pay for that shit they all have to work themselves to death so I'm sure that the are feeling pretty fucking stupid about that.

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Thanks user I didn't realize I cut the end off there.

I took law in highschool because I was really good at it and wanted to make a career out of it

And then I found out the field was so fucking full of ppl like me that were out of law school IN THEIR FORTIES BARELY MAKING MINIMUM WAGE because nobody wanted to hire young lawyers and only older ones, good or bad

And then the same shit in computer science

So I ended up taking mechanics, and that field has the same problem

So here I am with a mechanics degree I've never used because its impossible to get into the market, but I'm on disability now and I literally don't give a fuck

If 50% of the baby boomer population died tomorrow the economy would take off like a fucking rocket, but when the economy is full of old ppl refusing to spend money on new things and still holding onto all the high paying jobs IT FUCKING DIES

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It's a funny old world where this kind of stuff to happen.

The issue with some of these people is that they pissed away all of their money and have no choice but to stay in the workforce.

Maybe they should have actually saved their money instead of waiting for their children's children to foot the bill.

Great majority of boomers actually have assets like houses and shit to boot

I came into this thread for webm's, now I'm just depressed about the future

Thanks Holla Forums

No problem.

Thirding, ran out of options for search.

you were born to be a wage slave

More like born to be unemployed since they get women and immigrants to do all the wage slavery now.

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Relaxing with a wage slave job atm, got 10k saved up this year alone and do fuck all besides hit buttons people tell me to. Yay fast food for being retardedly easy to beat out competition, all it took was teaching every new person to spend 10 seconds to double check everything coming in or going out and we won a best in state award.

don't worry man, they're all going to die with in the next decade anyway

pizza delivery guy here, can say it its pretty easy and sort of comfy not sure at all if I'm going to get a career due to me being just fucking so frustrated at my local community college and almost every professor i have being so against conservatives that i'm basically livid the whole time i'm in class. God fucking forbid i complain about the professor then the staff will treat me like an asswipe because they'll know im pro-conservative

A mere hindrance

What ifs are nice and all but we need to deal with what is. At the end of the day, boomers handled their money poorly and will not leave the work force if they can help it.

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I just want to learn how to cook for myself, already inheriting over a million dollars in property. Made buns that looked like this and had everyone in the area tell me they were the best things they've ever had. It's a simple goal but I want to keep learning how to cook.

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Are you guys trying to enter law or liberal arts? I've had the opposite experience, discounting the handful of mandatory humanities I had to take.

I haven't even gotten into my class yet at collage and I am already constantly furious at these niggers. I mean for fucks sake why do they even hire the chuckle fucks in the student advisory building if all they fucking do is tell you to look up your problems on the website? I mean I already need to resend my class application because they didn't tell me I need to send them a photocopy of my drivers license and a goddamn clean drug test for whatever goddamn reason.

And sound fixed

Night

im a comp sci major trying to also minor in criminal justice. all my classes so far are gen ed to get them out of the way so i can get them done in a UC without horribly crippling debt

Yeah that explains a lot. I had to take this retarded anthro class when Ferguson hit and you can imagine how that went, on the plus side they tend to have stupid favorable grade curves in my experience.

My math teachers particularly have tended to be conservative.

The thing is though they aren't actually niggers, they are stupid white women in their 40s. I really can't fucking stand them either because none of them fucking know anything, BUT WAIT IT GETS BETTER the person they keep referring me to who is supposed to know things never answers their phone or E-mail. One of them even called that person for me got the machine left a message and said that they would call me when they heard back from the person that knows things. THAT WAS TWO FUCKING WEEKS AGO and I haven't heard shit. Best part is when they told me that I won't hear if they got my application to the course until it's too late to send another one so I am constantly afraid that they won't get it and I will have to wait half a year to get in.

How much more Chateau Autiste do you have, user? I can't get enough of it.

these go really well together

breddy gud

akazukin cha cha

You're right.

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A lot of the STEM majors are dying as others have said. I know a few biologists and the fucking baby boomer generation in that field is so god damn corrupt it is ridiculous. They will take credit for your work and try to fcuk you over if they think you are a threat to their job. You also get situations where basic internships both free and paid require ridiculous amounts of experience since they don't want to get new actual employees. Biology is one of the few STEM fields that is actually shrinking over time rather than increasing due to an aged work force and less job hires since people don't want to be threatened or take the risk of some new research that could threaten a seniors position.

if 50% of the baby boomer population died tomorrow, their kids would inherit all their money and then not be motivated to work for a while.

so the economy would boom for a while and then slow down immensely when all the specialised fields have to waste their time training a bunch of newbies.

I feel like we've come full circle.

Jesus christ you retarded nigger STOP TYPING LIKE YOU'RE ON A FUCKING PHONE. YOU HAVE A FUCKING KEYBOARD TO TYPE AS FAST AS YOU WANT TO FUCKING USE IT.
HOW THE FUCK DO YOU CONSIDER YOURSELF SMART WHEN YOU JUST TYPE LIKE A NIGGER?

"so fucking use it"

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Gay and unnecessary.

user that is a Robin, not a Tit.

Pic related

Thanks. I saved it just as the last user had it saved, but I'm always out to improve my berd files.

TRIGGERED

Get Equites or higher or get the fuck out.

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Goddamn they're so cute but annoying as all fuck

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Awful example, dialogue wheels suck because they cause game devs to abbreviate your options so that you don't know what you're character is going to actually fucking say.

Any good game which uses them is good despite using them. (And I can't think of many good games which use them since dialogue wheels are a classic symptom of the game getting dumbed down).

Post more slav content.

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Fuck yes. Doesn't even matter if you don't think it's right, it makes things more fun.

It can be hard to say at times. The recent Space Dandy was actually made with the US dub in mind (much like Metal Gear Rising).

One that did suffer was the original 12 episode Guyver OVA.

The original dub by US renditions was fantastic (and was one of the first performances by a mostly unknown Steve Blum), but after years went by, Manga picked up the rights to sell it on DVD, but that forced a re-dubbing and sadly, much of the cast that reprised their roles didn't put as much emotion into it, and when it came to new voices, they often fell completely flat.

Take this one, this is the Manga re-dub of the scene.

And this is the near impossible to find US Renditions dub.

Holy shit, listen to the actor playing Enzyme, he sounds like he lost EVERYTHING and he takes great pleasure in doing gruesome things to your flesh.

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DESIGNATED

I can excuse realistic physics in the name of fun, so long as it isn't a logic puzzle.

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It's actually more realistic than A in any case.

Besides, Portals are also great for just fucking around and not just logic puzzles.

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wtf did I just watch there?

Maybe they shouldn't have exclusively hired old people then. You know because they have a hire risk of fucking dying.

what is this?

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This webm took at least ten years off my life. Maybe if I watch it a few more times I'll know death's sweet release from this gay earth.

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Just trying to make that webm look better. but turning up the bitrate didn't really help a lot.

I guess this one will do the job

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i hope they finish wreckfest one day, I bought that shit like, idk a year ago.

I think he was referring to the webm, implying that your parents can't destroy your digital games instead of implying that it is a good thing in general to buy games because of morals or whatever reason people ahve to buy games.

Is this what the internet is like? Is this the culture is?

He didn't name a single thing I liked or used.

A REAL HUMAN BEAN

Goddamn I hate how quick the publisher jews caught on to the Clueless Gamer segments. They used to be so good.