In nine days, the NES will be 33 years old

It is 2000 years after our Lord's victory on the cross.

How old do you feel now?

finally finished Double Dragon.
That machine gun was bullshit.

I thought he was holding ps3s.

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Pretty much yes.

Don't have sex with your consoles, please.

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cuck
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Are you implying most people on Holla Forums are old enough to have owned a NES? You know that isn't true.

Not that old now

4.5 billion years ago the Sun finally began fusing hydrogen in it's core and began it's lifecycle as a star in the Milky Way galaxy.

How old do you feel now?

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I feel that Sega didn't do what Nintendid.

I thought you were talking about the other Memphis and I thought "154 years ago, that can't be right".

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Just stating the age of a system doesn't make me feel old.

What makes me feel old is relative comparisons.

For example, the movie The Matrix was released closer to the release date of the NES than to today's date.

The SNES release date is closer to the date of the moon landing than to us.

The Playstation release date is closer to the end of the Vietnam war than to us.

Dubsguy's origin, American Psycho, is chronologically closer to the destruction of the Berlin Wall than to us.

These kind of things make me feel old.

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Well, he sort of was, but only because of admin abuse after he cried RDM to the mod

xkcd is for fags.

Okay, but how is that relevant?

To old, but not as old as Atari fags.

I'm 37. The freedom to collect is nice.

Heres' a clue about how old I am.

Tomorrow, today will be yesterday
How old do you fucks feel now?

Sega was created by the jews user

There's a lot of things I'd disagree with on that list, but that's probably the most major one.

lol

Aside from that I like your taste.

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