4 AM

Welp here we go

I've seen a couple of those flying hackers, they are pretty fun really. Its so uncommon that its not really a problem and is just silly.

Lets not.

wew, this is the first time I've seen one
Looks even gayer than a normal dick, what the fuck

LET ME TRY THIS AGAIN.

It's not gay to love tomboys.

Good morning everybody!

How was your day/is your morning so far?

Looking forward to anything coming up?

yea but Jesus Christ came to smite Tom Cruise - thats a miracle in and of its self

Still unemployed and clueless when it comes to what to do with my life, so yeah.
At least I got vidya.

Damn right

At this point it's all a laugh

Hit up my favorite chinese place for some pork fried rice and curry chicken earlier. Their food's amazing. Just chilling with some Fire Emblem and Corner Gas now. Good times.

fuck off cuck

Thats what he gets for worshipping aliens and volcanoes.

Still stuck on das3. With NES games in the mix. Found a bunch of silly bootleg NES games, good fun.

Finished Dark Souls 3, so I played a lil Doom today. Im getting used to the speed and tons of shit happening.

Im still lonely and having dreams about her. Also found out a buddy of mine is in an abusive relationship with a SJW.

Never fail to amuse me 4 am.

Boring. I should have gotten a lot more done but I hit a brick wall.

Find a reason to stop being a lazy fuck and get off imageboards you fucking loser.

Tell that cuck to stand up to her

You're gonna get hooked!

Nope

Just make sure you take a nap before you go, even if its a short one. And stock up on energy drinks as soon as you leave!

Sounds comfy as fuck! Enjoy!

What kinda abuse?

Please dont post Chie.

She looks and sounds like her too much. ;_;

Whoops, didn't mean to spoil that.

Meh, just a regular week.
I get my vape on tuesday though

NOTTO DISU SHITTO AGEN

Know what the world needs more of?
Tomboys, but with plump, delicious thighs.

Scientology BTFO

What's got you stumped user?

Nah only got 20 of the things. I'll be fine.

Anyone else notice this?

Cucks are a disease.

THEY'RE NOT THE SAME PERSON!

Plenty of that.

welp

She has been cutting him off from his friends and family. Apparently they got in a huge fight when I came over. She doesnt want people over, and it wasnt just me.

She put a big smile on when she finally got home, but now I know why I havent visited him in over half a year.

Gonna buy a fedora and go on reddit too?

Yeah i saw it
I told it to go fuck off

I UNSPOILED THE LAST ONE YOU STUPID BASTARD SAVE MY SETTINGS BLS

Probably just a pimple.

Sounds pretty shitty. Is he going to have kids with this thing?

Mostly issues with compiling a script. Syntax can be a pain in the ass, not entirely sure what's wrong with one function.

It's been there for a while. I just get ublock to block it since they're fucking persistent.

Can't get cucked if I'm single.

Hey, you're gonna end up like me
Cancer

Dun make me remember.

probably some weird hobo disease. RIP in piece.

I would enjoy it if I hadn't devoured the curry chicken already. I can't get enough of that stuff.

I wish I could extract it out but that involves alot of pain and it would like someth ing out of The Iron man

Evening, folks.
Been playing Farcry 3 and Wurm. The autism has run dry for me a bit and I don't think we're going to get away with anything quite as hilarious as pushing that altar into the ocean and having the server die (probably) because of it.

post it.

Interesting little bit of trivia for you. Your body produces pretty much the same chemical that is the active ingredient in weed in response to chronic pain. Taking painkillers on top of that tends to give a similar high as smoking dope without chronic pain.

What the fuck happened the first time?
Jesus.

What a weird question. Shouldn't they be asking their coding team that?

Did you let the Doc cup and stroke your balls yet?

Control? WEW

I can't stomach another week…

Dunno. He is soooo close to waking up to her BS, but I heard no talk of marriage, thank God. She probably wouldnt do it because HuffPo told her marriage is oppression and shes not his property.

I can appreciate lean tomboys, but I love hips and thighs too much.

Wish I could help but I don't know shit about syntax or coding at all.

Better get your ass to a doctor

I haven't been to the doctor
Instead I masturbated all day because my dad was asleep and my mum and sis were out

It's obviously asking "Have you noticed us adjusting the like/dislike ratio? How much more can we get away with before you do you stupid bastard?"

They can be both.

Nigga, you said you'd accept being cucked by a lady with a husband.

Difference is that she isn't a cunt.

My pics got filled with SJW Tumblr selfies with only my nigga Yosuke surviving.

I wish I had a good chinese place near here. All the ones near my house are pretty shit tier but at least they are dirt cheap. I can eat like 3 times for 6$

Popping pimples feels amazing though. I miss having them.

Probably explains why I've been in a good mood the last two days even though theres a gun to my head basically.

At least you've been practicing so you know what to expect when you meet the doctor.

My entire arm hurts, help

I've been spending my days applying for jobs and looking for freelance work.
I only sit around going "woe is me" at 4 am.

….Im not jerking you off Tor.

Nah thick thighs and all that is amazing but tomboys gotta be lean.

Besides, it's Legend of Korra. You really expect anything of substance coming out of it, even if it's porn thoughts?

Nichijou is a better anime than Cowboy Bebop.

HEY

HEY, YOU

HELP ME MOD FALLOUT NEW VEGAS. I WANT A VANILLA EXPERIENCE SANS THE BUGS AND GENERAL PROBLEMS. GIVE ME SOME PASTA THAT WALKS ME THROUGH ALL THE MODS I NEED. I HAVE A PIRATED COPY IF THAT MAKES ANY DIFFERENCE.

I like you. You're a stand up guy.

Mila proves that wrong.

You fucking admitted to let Kuvira fuck her husband. You were also done with a threesome with another dude.

Most of them around here are garbage. This place makes pretty much everything from scratch. Expensive but much better. They usually play sports, too, and they've got a bar, so during hockey season I eat in.

It's just MySQL. Real simple shit that I'm probably overthinking.

Well then I retract my previous statement. You're doing more than most people here. Myself included.

Just browse moddb you fucking twat.

If you go now and it is cancer they might just be able to remove the cancer without much collateral damage. Leave it and you'll never be able to masturbate again. Also they can't force you to do anything, including telling your parents. If they say they have to perform an extended circumcision, you can always tell them to get fucked and never call them back.

somewhere in a cringe thread there's going to be pictures of your waifu surrounded by tumblrtale and hambeasts.

What did you do?

I'll jerk you off!

How lean?

The Truth.

I need a pick me up Holla Forums, anyone know any romance games/VNs that I can forget myself in?

Hospital here. How are you lot doing?

What's up everyone?

I went to sleep early today to try to fix my sleep schedule but I woke and I can't sleep now.

I'm trying to get into CRPGs and JRPGs but I can't seem to be able to put more than 20 hours into a single game. Any recommendations? I want to finish the games but I grow a little tired of them and I can't seem to be able to pick them back later.

THICC
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Yeah well youre gay

Sounds amazing. I'd like to go to stuff like that if I had like IRL friends.

Still waiting for the stone to piss out.

Hospital! I need advice. My kidney is fucking hurting all the time now. Is that common after a stone drops into the bladder? I'm afraid my kidney is infected or something.

Nekopara.

Any stories to trigger my depression?

I'm doing OK at the moment.

Nah, it was a tumblrtale thread. It was Yosuke who infiltrated.

NO, FUCK YOU. GIVE ME HELP. I NEED ASSISTANCE. PLEASE SPOONFEED ME YOU COCKMONGOLER

It's probably not cancer, no blood was in the 10 times I did it over the weekend, I even made sure to check

hell yeah mother fucker.

Any stories about people getting dick cancer? Asking for a friend.

Try Planescape or Fallout.

Th-they're not much, I still got alot to learn like getting comfy with posing and dosing shit beyond faces.

Rest you dumb cunt

go back to bed Bel

Dubs of truth can confirm this.

Oh, so nothing crazy, I gotcha I have no idea what that is. I wish you the best of luck though!

Katawa Shoujo

Doing pretty decent. Actually hung out with a buddy of mine today. We played a little Bloodborne, swapping off whenever one of us died. It was fun

best ship, tied for #1 with Tenryuu

Hi hospital, any stories for us?
Also should I be worried if there's even the smallest chance I have cancer

If liking Mila makes me gay, fine.

New Vegas is the only half-decent Fallout game ever made.

WHAT IS A BEL? I JUST WANT TO MOD MY GAME. I SAW A THREAD WITH A HUGE PASTA ABOUT IT, SOME KIND user MADE A COMPREHENSIVE LIST OF MODS, SURELY ONE OF YOU COCKSUCKERS SAVED IT

A threesome is a threesome.

Thats not even a tomboy though.

Is your waifu a tomboy? Whats she like?

I'll let homoko know you finally accepted it.

...

Okay, here's the site to check out. hownew.ru

It's just database management software.

Bel will suck your dick. That's not going to help you.

google it. If the OP pasta has been posted lots google will have it somewhere. Maybe in an image or a pastebin.

I wish I had friends to bring with me. You get a lot of food there so it's a lot for one person. Kid loves it, though, since her grandpa on her mom's side owns the place.

Get well soon mate.

>tfw I've already played through them

I guess a replay is in order.

With another dude is the gayest shit. You're a fag.

Liking Ritsu is also gay, because of flat chest.

Saya no Uta has a really nice, romantic love story between a man and a desert flower.

There's a pastebin for it, I have it saved somewhere, you should learn some google-fu.

Do what my friend did, get 500 hours.

It is a thicc though.

Yozakura's a mix of sorts I guess. She strives to be pure and polite lady, but the way she fights with her fists and her general appearance is fairly tomboyish I would have to say. So she's a half n half? Maybe more leaning to girlish than tomboy though.

Ah, I gotcha.

Eh. I got a little bit of bi in me.

Besides, Korrasami is where it's at. Kuvira would probably be a slave just by judging from her being locked up in the finale.

I had a shower after not showering or 3 weeks straight

Once again I have nothing to talk about, and nothing to say to any of you. I can't even offer you advice. And I feel it'd be rude to interject in an ongoing conversation I'm not a part of.

I think I've outgrown 4am.

You are a homosexual.

Whats wrong with doing a threesome with another dude? Me and my buddy have tagteamed a girl before. Its a good bonding exercise

Heres one that might work well enough.
steamcommunity.com/app/22380/discussions/0/37470848654445774

Thats disgusting. You need to shower more bud

Well, that's my cue to leave.
Later fags. Tell me all about how your DnD went when I get back tomorrow.

So your grand father in law?

Do you have a qt chinese daughter?

Guess we are gayer than homoko now

Youre thicc in the head

How much personality can you really get out of a game like that anyway? How did you fall for her?

YOU NIGGERS ARE WORTHLESS. YOU SHOULD ALL KILL YOURSELVES.

IF THERE'S A PASTEBIN, WHY CAN'T YOU SIMPLY PROVIDE A LINK? I WILL GOOGLE IT BUT FOR FUTURE REFERENCE IT DOESN'T HURT TO BE HELPFUL ESPECIALLY IF YOU ALREADY KNOW WHERE INFORMATION IS LOCATED. DO YOU TELL RANDOM PEOPLE TO FUCK OFF ON THE STREET WHEN THEY SIMPLY ASK FOR DIRECTIONS? IF YOU DO THEN YOU'RE A NIGGER WHO SHOULD DRINK BLEACH TO CLEANSE THEMSELVES

top fucking kek.
That relationship was pretty qt other than the obvious.

WEW LAD

See ya Shizun.

Stolen

ITT homosexuals trying to prove their false heterosexuality to other homosexuals while whining about how lonely they are as if completely oblivious to the fact that they are in a singles-only gay bar with a dozen horny teenagers craving cock

I forgot that to mention that the reason I'm drawing these is because a friend dared me to draw evrey single soul calibre character we made.
imgur.com/a/Ryyq2
maybe this will help me improve and not suck as much

Stop being such a cuck.

No I'm not. I like real breasts.

Fuck off.

sure

Cya shizune~

Threads pretty dang slow tonight, not much conversation going on really anyway.

night

Not really an in-law. I got his daughter pregnant about 6 years back. He's one of my dad's best friends. Yes, she's adorable.

You are a flat shamer. How disgusting

Didn't get spoonfed the first time? Why not Double Down!

Yes.

Pic related

You seem upset friendo.

No I will not spoonfeed you.

Don't you dare put words in my mouth.
Farthest I'll go is Korrasami. Two chicks is pretty good.

Jesus, what an experience

This tbh fameruru.

top fucking lel. The fox grils spreads like a disease.

Marie Rose a shit.

>"Saya no Uta is a Lovecraftian horror visual novel…"

I see this repeatedly recommended, but is it really just a meme on the same level as "Dude it's called 'Boku no Pico' lol"?

That's impressive, how on earth did he manage it?

Forgot to attach pic.

Im not saying do anything with the guy, just like switch positions and shit. Never even have to come into contact with each other.

You just interject when you have an interest in something being talked about. Like any conversation in a room with people youre talking to.

What about urabe? She's flat chested but cute.

Feminists/shills/jews/etc aren't as harmful to media as most people on this website think. By forming a hivemind around being anti-SJW, we only stifle discussion and isolate ourselves in imaginary self-righteousness.

You lucky son of a mother fucker holy shit living the dream. How much time do you get to spend with her?

Why not Double Down on your home mortgage?

THANK YOU, user. IT'S NOT WHAT I WAS LOOKING FOR BUT I APPRECIATE THAT YOU TOOK THE TIME TO TRY AND HELP.

THAT USUALLY WORKS FOR SJWS AND POLLACKS SO WHY NOT?

I AM NOT UPSET, WHAT WOULD MAKE YOU THINK THAT I AM IN ANY WAY UPSET? I ASK A SIMPLE QUESTION AND GET MET WITH SHITPOSTING. WHAT ELSE IS NEW?

It's the only thing Gen Urobuchi ever written that was well written. Take that as you will.

You forgot caps lock.

That's fucking bullshit. No way it's real.

0/10

That reminds me, do we have a movie night planned anytime soon? I'm not around often enough to keep up with animu in the cytube, but I'd be down to watch Breen movies with you guys.

It's a romance VN about a girl who's also an eldritch horror if I'm not mistaken.

Depends on our schedules. Staying with me this week, which really means staying with my parents until I get home from work every day.

You said it yourself how desperate you would be to bang Kuvira, even if it was a threesome with her husband.

Still gay to me. I can't have another guy near me while I have sex.
True.

I have no fucking idea.

Nothing is new.

Except you

yes it is and that's why I do it or rather don't do it often

it was fun, the dm was o.k and everyone almost played well however I wish more people showed up but it was enjoyable all the less

I summed it up in the dnd thread so I'll just copy pasta it

I bet he still uses that email. Someone should try it.

What happened with you and the momma chink?

Like I mentioned, Kuvira will most likely be a slave after the finale. Three chicks in one bed is fun.

We were never serious in the first place. Still get along just fine though.

BUT WHAT'S WRONG WITH CAPSLOCK? IT'S UNFAIR TO ASSUME THAT ANYONE USING CAPSLOCK IS ANALLY PERTURBED. STOP SPREADING YOUR STEREOTYPES ABOUT CAPITAL LETTERS AND CHECK YOUR FUCKING PRIVILEGE YOU SHITLORDS

TEE HEE HOW ORIGINAL EAT A DICK YOU NIGGER

I'll have to check.
I really want to replay the Breen TRiology as a way to prepare for his lates film, Drive-thru.
apart from that, we got almost nothin unless you got films to contribute with.
I do have some films like El Topo and Bee movie somewhere in my hard drive but it's too late to upload and I'm too sleepy to stay up for long

I try to speak as little as possible in social situations since whenever I do I either end the conversation by immediately jumping it to its logical conclusion or else go over peoples heads some other way or inadvertently insult them somehow. I don't know how I come off online either since I fire-and-forget. I'm not even autistic, I swear.

steamcommunity.com/id/juniperlee/

add me on steam pls ty

Oh boy.

...

I'm judging you caps lock-user.

If you add me.
steamcommunity.com/id/soritsu

After the heat death of the universe there won't be any evidence, memory, or feeling that anything ever happened.

You ever smash it?

You gonna buy it?

yet another victim of 55bux

I do eat dick.
And thank you, that took me 2 hours to come up with.

Mate, I recommend telling your concerns to your urologist. They'd know more about your case than I would, plus they'd be able to quickly check to see if you had an infection.

I was drunk from the spooky thread. Bite me.

I meant Pass thru. fuck I'm sleepy.

It's on the internet. It must be real!

I have some stuff, but my internet's pretty garbage and I'm not sure if streaming 1080p would be a problem for anyone in the room. Most of these, we'd be talking all day uploads, taking up all my bandwidth.

Sometimes. I'm only really over to pick up or drop off the kid but I'd be lying if I said we've never had a quick round in the bathroom.

wew

Oh so it was true. Being drunk brings out all the truth you know?

Haven't gotten around to watching Fateful Findings. Is it any good?

The holocaust probably did happen and a good chunk of shitposters are just pretending to deny it.

That's pretty gay fam. Maybe you should go pray the gay away at your nearest Christian camp like your parents always wanted you to.

I have Highlander and more Yamato if you guys want to watch that.

Profligates like you belong on a cross.

Breen is the best at whatever he tries. Did you know hes hacked people before?

Fair enough. It's definitely not for everyone.

Should do it more imo. Cleanliness is next to godliness.

Anyone go full evil?

Well practice makes perfect if you want to talk more. Just keep in mind its never about reaching the end of a conversation, but about the journey inbetween. Just share your opinion on shit, or relate it to other things, ask them their opinion or if they've had/done similar shit. It's always about branching out. Like I said before practice makes perfect.

How are you always lower on friends everytime you post that?

Hes add me about a million times you know. Glad you bookmarked it though, I know you wanna add me!

I don't have one. I might schedule on in a week or two if I still haven't passed the stone yet though.

Have you ever considered like trying to really get something going? I mean you have a cute daughter with her.

I once told people I fought a bear when I was drunk.

In reality, the bear was one of those giant stuffed ones you get at a carnival.

Drunk is weird.

Unfortunately, not as much as an entire multi-seasoned anime series with a movie to boot. She's only in 2 well, 3 if you count SK Bon Appetit games. I haven't finished Estival Versus yet, so Shinovi, her first game, is what did it for me.

I can't really explain it well. I just got a warm fuzzy feeling in my heart anytime she was on screen, or when I played with her. She's my most powerful/leveled-up character in Shinovi.
I find it adorable how hard she strives to be a proper woman, but isn't squeamish/afraid to get her hands dirty/having to fight. But she can really let lose, in spite of how proper she aims to be, especially when her hometown accent slips. She's pure-hearted and is totally devoted to her family she DOES have 11 younger siblings, who are her main motivation for getting stronger, so she can protect them and provide for them.

The cytube has been shitty for a while. People have shit taste in music and only dedicated autists can stand watching back to back 25 episode animated series in a foreign language at low quality.

Undertale and Dark Souls are both loved and hated for the wrong reasons.

My car got totaled last night.

None of my patients have dicks.

Cancer is serious business. If you have a concern, have a doctor address it soon. Every day you wait could let your cancer spread that much more, potentially adding weeks or months to your recovery.

Maybe I should fuck you.

What more wisdom must you bestow unto us?

Technically you're not wrong. You just never specified what kinda bear.

What're the right reasons?

What's up nigs.

Just popping in. Getting my last minute studying in. How you all doing?

Still some truth there.

Thought about it. I'm just not sure we're really that compatible in a relationship.

Yeah, I only stop by when I need ambient noise, really. I'd rather just work through a series on my own.

no otherwise it'd ruin the reason why I don't do it often

my guy is more then likely going to be lawful evil or natural evil, he's natural chaos

the bard is also questionable with the paladin murdering whores

It's just in my browsing history and it's a pretty easy id to remember. Here's my steam id though: steamcommunity.com/id/jesuschristwhy1

M8, I'll be the one fucking you if there's going to be any fucking.

Gay as f fameruru. Bel wants to fuck me and Ritsu wants to add me. Shit's getting real circljerky around here.

It's on par with DD. I felt I Am Here… Now was the weaker film of the trilogy since it was trying to be more artistic. But FF was very enjoyable.

WHOA those rare yoza pics are pretty dang cute.

And she sounds really sweet. What are the bon appetit games? Cooking games or something?

Tired and sleepy. Think you gonna pass?

Well guys, today is my nationalday.
How are you all doing?

Truth is, I want to bang Kuvira.

Then definitely call your doc in the morning. Better safe than sorry. You really don't want an infection combined with a stone/stones. Painful combo.

Time for me to sleep so I can keep practicing drawing.
laters fams.

L-l-lewd…

GOD DAMNIT KORRA IS SO DAMN TASTY I BET HER ASSHOLE TASTES LIKE CHOCOLATE

"Parasite ant queens" can trick an ant colony into murdering their own queen and then accepting her as the replacement.

have I ever had you added?

teddy bears are for loving not fighting

Pretty good.

Same with a lot betas who are cucks.

Night hobo.

She'd be more of a caramel flavor imo

Thats a shame. Maybe just try to knock her up again for more daughterfus.

Your what?

Isn't that how you say it in English? Nationalday?

I really don't keep up with all the gay shit that goes on here tbh oni-fam. I think you guys should keep it in your pants or in private chat rooms.

Maybe. Teacher is kinda tough, and the final covers everything learned in semester. Trying to cram everything I need last minute. He gave a study guide which is good, but it's still kind a guess as to what's going to be on the final. I might do bretty gud though.

Taxi Driver is the best film ever made.

Sleep tight hobo~

Long as it doesn't kill me I'll be fine

I really don't want more kids. She isn't exactly my only one.

I should get around to watching it.

the french film? no I disagree

National Holiday.

In all honesty, I'd keep her around the house for cleaning. I'd only tap that if she was good.

You should add me regardless.

I just picked someone at random from your friends list. Not picking on anyone special.

For me it's just homoerotic banter. For others it probably isn't.

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And also Keys to Drawing, Figure Drawing by Michael Hampton, How to Draw by Scott Robertson or Perspective Mad Easy by Robert Norling, Fun with a Pencil, Anatomy for the Artist by Stephen Rogers Peck, Dynamic Drawing by Peter Han, search youtube for Proko Gesture, and quickposes.com is good for gestures.

These are some resources if you want to check them out and get a better idea of how to approach a drawing.

Fug, keep forgetting to include an image.

No no, today is no national holiday in my country. It's my countries equivalent of "Independence day". I suppose you could say "Independence day".

you've enough friends

Interesting.

Yeah, I've been saving them for a moment like these where I can sperg about yozakura

SK Bon Appetit is a spin-off rhythm game, that's based around cooking. It's great light-hearted silliness. It's not a very hard rhythm game though. The a big draw is when you totally annihilate your opponent and get to see them in lewd positions with food. You get to sort of control the camera and take all the screencaps you want until you press X button to continue forward

Is it a specific holiday?

Like I always say, I know you can do it! Good luck!

Are you a nigger or something?

Why dont you do it often? I cant think of a conceivable reason cleaning more is bad?

Nice. Definitely better than lawful neutral

Technically if hes lawful good hes not wrong. They're breaking the law and sinning. It's not a stretch to burn the heretics that abridge your code of honor.

Roosevelts are often bloodthirsty. I say you were 50% right at least.

This is pretty light compared to recently. Its at the end of the thread they go full brokeback mountain.

10/10 would friend

You can theoretically die from any infection. Once it spreads you your blood, you're fucked.

THE POINT IS THAT SHE'S SWEET AS FUCK AND I WANT TO EAT HER ASSHOLE. ANYWAY FUCK THIS THREAD I SHALL GO PLAY NEW VEGAS. I HOPE YOU FAGGOTS AREN'T LYING WHEN YOU SAY ITS MILES BETTER THAN FALLOUT 3 BECAUSE THAT GAME WAS PRETTY SHITTY IN TERMS OF CHARACTER CUSTOMIZATION AND CHOICE. WATCH THIS MOVIE LENGTH VIDEO OF SOME SPERG RIPPING FALLOUT 3 A NEW ASSHOLE. I ASSUME IT'S ONE OF YOU FAGGOTS WHO MADE THIS. GOODNIGHT YOU CUNTS.

Video games and cartoons are usually made for children.

It's highly important, let me give you a little hint.
1523

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it makes being clean all the more better

he paid her five gold

Nah m8. You should add me.

I didn't even look at the guy's name.

You need to step up your avatar game son

So you fight against yoza and take lewd food pics then?

I fucking love girls and food. Girls eating is so cute.

Nope. Other ones were intentional. I don't think anybody wants to read me blogging anymore, though.

no

Then I'd find another slave.

Lin or something. She seems nice.

Oh. So he fucked her too.

At some point in your life, a girl has had romantic feelings for you that you intentionally denied.

I'm multitasking between four different things, give me a break. You should add me.

ye m8

Get out swedecuck!

Its fiiiiiiiine.

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in a sense

no

I'm afraid you have to amputate.

I am not a cuck.

It is no longer 4 am.

Of course I did, not that I'm sharing :^)

And here's some examples of what I mean ones that AREN'T Yozakura, of course.

I still have my left arm
I learned how to use it to jerk off

Ehhh thats what 4am is for though. Its become a bit too shitpostery and not even blogpostery lately in my opinion.

I already have that guy though.

And I won't give the steam jew any money so I can't add people, they gotta add me.

Hey, I'd have no reason to be put in chains, nigga.

Polygamy is probably legal as well, so if the slave thing falls through, I'd get in on that hot korrasami action

Every post or comment on any website is written in the hope of a reply.

Then what was the 5 gold for? Unless you mean to follow the sheep.

I feel your pain. The disgrace of trudeau follows me everywhere once people find out im Canadian. It's like having dishonor seeped into your clothes & having no way to wash it out.

Yeah. I can count 2 of them off the top of my head. They were both crazy.

FUCK

Are you going crazy there? Do you plan on escaping or anything?

How bad is it in your area?

Going to dream of my sweaty waifu. Have a nice night!

C'mon. You know this is me. I'm being 100% honest and genuine here.

What is this and where can I purchase it?

Just remove him and re add me. It'll be fine, nothing will go wrong!

pls add me on steam:

steamcommunity.com/id/juniperlee/

ty

Well, regardless, I'm not black or anything. For starters, I actually know my dad and see my kids.

NIGHT

Goodnight. May sweet niggas sing thee to thy rest.

nope

no

pls choke on my fat dick

ty

Nobody wants to add you on Steam.

This is the greatest thing ever. I'm going to play this now for sure.

I promise I won't ever do yoza though!

Later yakuza~

Sleep tight pupper

Senran Kagura Bon Appetit. PSVita exclusive.

Yeah. People don't realize that Sweden isn't "long gone". International media is not reporting on how it actually is in Sweden. Sure it's bad, but it is not britain and/or Germany level.

I live in a small untainted village in northen Sweden where the only foreigners are 1 Korean family and 1 Chilean family. It's amazingly calm up here.

Nite yaku. May juicy mcnuggies come to you in your dream

If you want people that bad just make your own /ssft/

Then why the 5 gold?

And with that, I am off to bed.

See you guys later sometime.

Having an avatar or nickname defeats the purpose of using an anonymous imageboard to share your feelings.

What is this guy doing anyway? Just writes one sentence every post.

Here's my Steam. steamcommunity.com/id/juniperlee/

Hello darkness my only friend, I have come to talk with you again.

This tbh fam. Most people who post on there are desperate enough to add you.

Who are you.

Is it as nice as I imagine having a daughter? Is she a daddy's girl?

Why are you doing this to me.

For now! Get a gun! Build walls!

(checked)
Later user~

because he fucked her

I was born in Sweden and I will die in Sweden. My country may be in it's darkest moments, but I will always stand proud underneath the Blue&Yellow banner. I will never abandon my country.

4chan was never good.

I'm right handed but I fap with left hand.

I am your father.

Not true. Websites exist where the conversation is not about attention seeking but to expand on ideas and hopefully arrive at a logical destination. Of course these sites are elitist and not popular and few will ever seek them out.

Yeah the media always skews things horribly. Doesnt help your home has become a meme as well. Hopefully you guys can kick out the invaders and deal with it in the end tho.

I see. He should lose his paladin powers then. Unless his patron god is okay with that kinda shit.

Wow you really aren't a cuck!

I figured this was the case with most guys, how else do you use the mouse?

Star wars is garbage

Ayy trumpcuck. Nah but really, my local government is actully kind of cool. Considering the political alignments here in my village, the construction of a refugee camp would never be allowed. I have a hunters license and some weapons if you're wondering.

Fascinating

Please tell us more FactAnon!

this

I don't know how nice you imagine it being.
Oh god yes. She reminds me of when my cat was little and would climb up in my lap and shut my consoles off to get my attention. Can't get enough of me.

That is what I am telling you! Sweden isn't dead you yank!

It is. It was just the first thing that came up. LOGH is a better space opera.

I use both, they both have pros and cons
Right arm can go faster and pleasure me more but doesn't last very long
My left can last forever but is a bit slow and uncontrollable, therefore less pleasurable

I hope that dude's ok.

I prefer OpinionAnon.

So what you are telling me is, you have a license to kill?

It sounds even nicer than I imagined.

Shit taste.

Good news is you can get Vitas as cheap as about $120 now. Too bad a decent memory card (read: 32GB) is about $50.

Vita is pure weebmachine though. You don't have to worry about normalfags or AAA bullshit on it, ever Because it's on 3rd party life support

I wish there was another way for you to experience the goodness of Senrans, too bad they're all Vita/PS4 only except the two 3DS games. Those are more like side-scrolling fighters than the Musou-esqueness of the "Versus" games.

it's 5e alignment shit isn't as brutal

That is what I hope to. It feels awful that my beloved homecountry has transformed into a meme.

He is fine. Hes going on his road trip now. Left today I think. Or yesterday one.

It would be annoying if it wasn't so cute, when she climbs up in my lap while I'm on the couch and just falls asleep.

Any strong opinion that makes you angry to think about all angles is cognitive dissonance.

Well I mostly hunt deers and other animals. Last week I was innawoods for about 4 days and came back with 4 deers and 8 rabbits. Man, deer meat is good.
I have A LOT of innawoods stories to tell.

Tell em

Do tell. What's one of the freakiest/scariest/unexplainable thing that's happened while you were innawoods, if anything?

Quentin Tarantino has unfortunately made some really great movies.

Holy shit really? Damn I might just go buy one then.

Well after I get a job in a month.

I kinda wanted to get the pc one that just got released but eh.

I can't handle any more of this.

Tell them!

Also how do you bring back 4 deer?

Shit taste. 1/10, you tried.

Yeah but I've pretty much abandoned all consoles and stuck to my PC.

I should still be here by the time he gets back then.

Sometimes I feel like a human fortune cookie.

you take that back mother fucker

You got something you need to talk about user?

Sweeden is dead
We sent one of our reporters to your hell hole and she got attacked by a bunch of African Muzzies, the only person in your forsaken pozhool with enough balls to help let alone care was a cripple

I could go on all day. She calls me papa, which is the most adorable thing a girl can call her dad.

I am the primary source of new meme knowledge for all of my friends and family members and sometimes I want to die.

Are you a prophet of Kek?

All I know about him is that he gets shafted every time he tries to make a game

Do you spoil her?

that report seemed to be really trying to make something out of it

like if there wasn't a policeman there who said they'd not go in with them I would have taken it as the media once again painting a picture

I was utterly disgusted by the fact that they just left that cripple there to his fate instead of helping him

But Reinhard a qt.
>tfw there will never be a moe show with various kinds of space dictators

Oh, I totally forgot Shinovi Versus was on PC now. Just pirate it. The Vita version is out of print and scalpers are charging out the ass for it anyway.

Yeah, depends on where you look, but definitely. And if/when you get one, you should probably go for the Slim/2000 model. It has better battery life and such. Though the OLED/1000 one has a nicer screen, but you can't really notice a difference unless you're doing a side-by-side comparison.
go hit up the Vita thread, those guys are pretty cool

I can understand that, I just love weebshit too much to not have a PS4 & Vita, since that's what all the weebshit comes out on. Speaking of which, the Vita screens looks pretty abysmal for Estival Versus. I need to get the PS4 version…

Well there is a local folklore about "Den skrovliga mannen" (The raggedy man). Well basically it's an old guy with blazing red eyes that appears outside of your house at night. Well it was about 2 am I think, and I could not sleep. I knew that something was wrong, I did not know what, I couldn't hear, see, or smell anything odd. But deep down, every fiber in my body screamed at me "Run! Run!". I started to become highly uncomfortable so picked up my rifle and marched around my tent to calm myself down. Well when I went outside I saw this old man, short, crooked back, he looked like a kind old man that wouldn't hurt a fly. I asked him "What are you doing out here in the cold?" (I started to get suspiscious and I wanted to test something, according to the folklore, the man will repeat what you say in a "Demonic tone"). He responded with "What are you doing out here in the cold?" in the most scary tone that I have ever heard in my life. Just thinking about it makes my spine tingle. I ran, I ran faster than I have ever ranned before. Then when I came to my snowski, I drived for almost 20 kilometers til I came to a gas station. There, I bought myself a warm cinnamon bun and some coffee. After that, I drove home.

Once I tried to replace the word "meme" with "yahweh" but I ended up overusing it instead of just substituting it, similarly to what happened with "lol" and "kek".

I try not to. Make her do her homework and eat her greens and all that.

he was a space king through and through of the highest caliber

Sweden is not dead you fucking yank.

Scalpers already huh?

Thats kinda scary.

SPOIL HER

I think the same woman later got arrested in Lebanon

Mark is a tripfag who views himself as the father figure of Holla Forums and he does it all for free.

But then I have to deal with spoiled kids. I probably dote more than I should but I have to be stern about some things.

I've lost control way too much. I just finished a 6 page essay in one day, got a final at 9am, got six solidworks parts and six drawings due needed for a final on Tuesday at 1130am and I got a final at 9am on tuesday for vector statics. For this moment I completely lost control, but at Tuesday afternoon, I'll be free.

You can do a lot up here with skis, strength, and dedication.

If I was in a good financial situation I would probably get myself either a 3ds or vita.

>you will never be a space king ruling your own empire
Why live?

High school doesn't matter at all.

Shoulda shot him faggot
You had a fucking gun in your hand
2/10, shit b8

Pretty cancerous man

What does memes have to do with that king of semetic filth known as yahweh

Why did you fall for the meme

Wait are you like married to another woman or something?

I just pictured a frozen deer standing up and being pushed on skis down a hill.

Islam is bastardized Christianity and Christianity is bastardized Judaism.

you've got to admit there's a problem and do something about it

England is voting to leave the EU soon it wont go through but I hope we do

that's something at the very least since it would been that we can control who enters England instead of having the EU dictate it for us

what for?

so you can be my slave when I'm space king

Nope. If I was married there'd be someone home to watch her while I was at work, on her days off school.

Well, Shinovi's been out for a while now, it only really started getting jacked up in price in the past few months. I only paid $40 for my copy about a year ago. This is the only physical version available in North America. It didn't get a "standard" release. Estival Versus is the same way.

I'd say get both, well, only a 3DS if you want Monster Hunter. Otherwise, it ain't worth it for the 3DS.

Oh believe me, I know that there is not only A problem. We have a SHIT TON of problems.

Sometimes I see a series of posts that are so awful that I feel physical pain in my chest.

What about your other kids?

I remember wanting to get that when it came out, I should have.

Kidnapping, some woman wanted to se her half leb kid and contacted ACA, so they decided to help and things just went out of controls soon

3DS has great piracy though

But hey you can always pirate the PC version. There's a nude mod already too

there's a solution

One lives with me full-time, the other lives with his moms. The latter was a sperm donation thing. I sitll get photos a few times a year.
PC version's on GazelleGames, they've probably got it in the share thread too.

Nah m8. We'll meet on the battlefield right outside the gates to Valhalla where we will fight to the death. It will be a glorious battle where our names will be carved into the annals of history.
>you will never get to do this

For the 3DS I want a couple of games but not all that many. I'll only pick up one console but I'm still stuck between getting a Wii U or a PS4.

Are the LOGH novels good?

It's time for me to sleep; it was fun.

The PS4 even has more games than the WiiU, due to it having solid third-party support.
plus with PS4 you don't get Miiverse cancer or have to deal with Treehouse shit

Bye

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b-but muh online play

How does a dad end up with the kid if you don't mind me asking?

that's fairly shitty that but she should have seen that coming

I'll make armour and sword with shield fit for a knight and meet you there clad and ready

This is true but there's been a few games I want to try and the PS4 all I have is Bloodborne.

Alrighty then, picture this. You have multiple carrions that you want to bring home and you have not sleppt for over 28 hours. You're in the middle of no where and all of suddendly you see what I saw. Now I could have shot him, if I would have shot I might've killed him. Or he/it would have retaliated and done god knows what. I take risks often, but I do not take idiotic risks. That is why I jumped on my snowmobile and got the fuck out of there. I am alive, and I am grateful for that.

Okay I guess that's fair
But what would a hunchback old guy do anyway?

Only the first one has ever been translated and from what I've read on /a/ it's almost entirely the same as the anime. Chances are you won't get much more out of reading it than you will from watching it. It will still probably take them fucking forever to translate them.

To boil it down, mom isn't in the picture and I am.

it's better in Estival. Besides, the single-player content would keep you PLENTY busy. I logged well over 30 hours into doing all the single-player stories, main story and personal ones. Of course, I replayed missions to get better scores to

It's a good thing Bloodborne is the best Souls then, eh? besides, even the multiplat games run better on PS4 than the XBone. Of course nothing tops PC

What good other than BB does the PS4 have that the Vita does not Which means the vita is better because handhelds are comfier

It's this reason why I would just prefer to upgrade my current rig instead of buying a new PC.

Is Estival Versus any better than Shinovi Versus?

Bloodborne's weapons are shit, and it's easier than all the other games.

This thread is dead
Fuck this, bye
I'm not seeing a doctor

Nice double dubs.

Well, KOFXIV drops in August, you've got Guilty Gear Xrd Revelator and Atelier Sophie which drop tomorrow, of course Revelator will probably get a steam release. There are some Vita/PS4 releases that are more well suited to the PS4 though, something like Samurai Warriors 4-II, for example.

Can't say I blame you. In my case though, I don't even have a rig to begin with.

MUCH better. The pictures I've been posting are from the Diorama mode, which is new in Estival wasn't in Shinovi Where you can pose them, dress them up, change scenery, etc. In the Vita version you can have up to three iirc girls in one "scene", but the PS4 version lets you have 5 or 6 in one "scene". The way they do the missions is totally different though. It's a bit more, linear I guess? You can't just pick whichever mission you want, and you can't just do any girls' personal stories right off the bat. You have to play THROUGH the story to unlock the girls' personal story mission lines. It's different, and that's not necessarily bad. It's got some nice animated/anime sequences too.
One big draw to Estival Versus is the humiliation traps. When you defeat an enemy within the proximity of one of these traps, you get a special little custcene of them being humiliated in some way or another. Like in the webm attached

> inb4 lel no sound
I didn't make it, I found it ages ago.

Isn't aren't they all on PC or Vita though

If I'm not a fan of Ecchi, will the gameplay hold up?

Well now I can't sleep.
before going to bed, I found out the 3DS was selling Etrian Oddyssey for 9 bucks; I got super exited and couldn't wait to buy it. thankfully there was a demo for me to try out and see if I would like it.
I booted up
NOPE
Glad I didn't give them my money but now I'm so disappointed I can't sleep.

WHY

bye Ritsu

The trick weapons are cool as fuck. I wont disagree on the difficulty though, it's piss-easy.
I like the story more out of any of the Souls games though.

PS4/Vita for Estival Versus, and PC/Vita for Shinovi Versus. I wouldn't be surprised if Estival got a PC release before the end of the year, depending on how well Shinovi does.

The Versus games aren't exactly super deep. They're musou style games, sort of. You usually have a linear level where enemy hordes get thrown at you and you have to demolish them, then you usually fight a boss, ie one of the other Senrans, at the end. But in Estival, you fight up to three or four at one time in some missions. You have to time dodges and blocks properly, but there's nothing ultra hardcore about it, if that's what you're wondering. It's not much deeper/more shallow than any other musou game, in terms of combat.

where did the control point capturing mode that's in Hyrule Warriors come from?

I never bothered to.
I don't know what screwdriver to use on my 3DS since it's the one that has the SD card inside the system.

nah the thread seems to be comfy.
So you were really not having any kidney stones afterall.
if you do then you should drink less soda and more natural shit

I don't know, it wasn't in Shinovi Versus, as far as I can remember. Probably from some other musou game I guess?

did ritsu have a meltdown or something?

I meant isn't KOF and GGR going on PC, while isn't Sophie also on Vita

that was tor

this is ritsu

Aight. I gotta hit the hay. It was fun talking to you all and getting to sperg about Senran

Sleep tight everyone! Catch you guys on the flipside.

well now I just feel silly

you're just tired

more dissapointed than anything.
I better learn how to Breen this 3DS so I can enjoy all those free games now.

Well Hold Up, its not tiredness but moreso the fact that Ritsu also mentioned going to hospital also why is he called Tor

because he's a faggot with shit taste who hates all things that are cool and will be a total fagot.

get working on that tuna then

who cares what ritsu says

So he's an Israeli like Tor Browser is
But I thought he was from Melbourne
Unless
Is Tor's Address 308 Hawthorne Street Caufeild by any chance

well how well I open this 3ds?
fuck the NEW 3DS, I wish it had an exterior DS port like the other models

you use your satellite dishes to bounce a encoded signal to your 3ds and then hit it with a rock

this

WELP
at least it's in the PC now, now to find how to homebrew.

Gonna test something real quick, don't mind me.

Homebrew is gay
Just load up the New Kirby

but I want to play Super Metroid

Could be better, but at least Codemonkey is actually adding things to the site.

Then download the Super Metriod VC
Works better than the Homebrew emulater

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Not too late to drop out

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I had the state cover double the tuition, so I didn't have to pay for any of it.

Get out

it ain't so bad

Its the case in my country too but that's still a scam, they still take $100,000 from you for a Marxist Indoctrination

But I'm white with blond hair and blue eyes Holla Forums. Poor whites exist.

Sure they do and I'm one of them but the Uni Jews never give scholarships to white males

I go to a small catholic university that's not the best on my state but the best for my degree. It's. lastly white and I've seen hardly and left wing shit there
What country you from fam? Not many degrees here go anywhere near $100k

Australia

Ritsu is gay tbh.

I'm going to bed. Night you faggots.

Because I didn't go to those Jews for money. I went to the Jews that have even more access to taxpayer money and threatened to shoah them over 6 million times.

same

so late to the thread
but totally lost control guys
cried from 11 to 4 in the morning last night
at some stage I got up and walked to a country road and cried there too
never felt so worthless and terrible before, the worst low I've ever had
crippling emptiness and carelessness
i remember writing how i felt last night for the first time too
not being able to sleep from depression is the worst
hold me Holla Forums

hold this dick

You're a small guy

The last post is mine.

Mine