ITT: Holla Forums in the Battle Network universe

Hey Holla Forums, I'm a poorfag with a green navi. I wanna touch up by folder with some better chips than a bunch of swords and mini bombs, but I don't know any cheap places or what's "in" these days. What are some good chips I can get on budget?


Fuck you, not everyone has zenny for custom navis.

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For fuck's sake OP, even newfag folders give you cannons, git fucking gud.

did anyone screencap the story about that user who BTFO'd a bootleg navi

What are the best battle network games, Holla Forums?

3 > 2 > 6 > 1 > 5 > 4
The only actual bad one is 4 though.

There better be a long sword chip on the bottom there or else you'll never be able to do Beta Sword, you'd just be beta.

Try those Dark Chips, OP. My Heel Navi's looking way cooler and is way stronger since I started using them to delete viruses.

5 > 3 = 6 > 2 > 1 >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 4
The other user is right though when he says that 4 is the only bad one.

Battle Network MMO when?


God I hate free2play games

user, if navis move at human speeds, fight at human speeds and perform tasks at human speeds, wouldn't it be faster to just use standard software instead?

5 is okay but it's definitely not better than 3.

You won't run into viruses, just use Common Sense

I dunno. I really liked the strategy aspect that 5 added as well as the choice of Navis to use (at least in Colonel). I mean, 3 and 6 are excellent, almost put it as an equal, but I just personally think that 5 was the apex since it managed to to the Dark Chips thing better than 4 and had a good choice in allies. 3 is pretty godtier though.

It's like you don't appreciate the design people put into these viruses.

Guys I jacked off into my computer and now it's not working. I swear I followed the instructions right.

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No I was trying to access the Internet with me new netnavi and the instructions said "Jack into your computer". I thought it was strange but I did it anyways.

You're really that new, huh? You deserve to have a broken computer then.

guys please help if my mom finds out i'll be grounded forever

You don't know what your jack cord looks like???

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my penis?

instructions for what? what could you possibly be using to jack yourself into your computer?

you bought some sci-lab shit from that burgertopian in beachstreet, didn't you?

… No, on your PET. There should be a little USB jack on the side, which you pull out and try to insert into your computer's USB port. It has nothing to do with your dick.

Also, shouldn't your Navi be telling you this?

My navi didn't have a plug in anywhere. Also upon further inspection the thing on the back says "nutnovi"

Did I buy a chinese bootleg and did I jack off into my computer for nothing?

Should I start the games from the beginning? I only played everything except 3, but I think I'm spoiled by 6.

… Yes.

Every FUCKING TIME something MILDLY upsetting happens he won't FUCKING STOP until I fix it. Is there any way to shut him the fuck up?

I'd say you have to at least play 3 if you want more mmbn, if just to see if the selections off chips and enemies are to your tastes.

Yo man show off your Navi

inb4 deviant art tier Navi designs :^)

Fuck these regulations on numbers of the same chip you can have in a deck. They're only in place to secure the position of the big chip sellers and the jackasses who've already dumped loads of Zennys into chips. Back before the regulations I had a decent deck of Shockwaves that I got down to only a few codes but then that all went down the drain. Seems like everyone is better able to defend against Shockwaves now too.

No way, dude. My Navi's so old I've had him around since high school. Like you were implying, it's pretty DeviantArt-tier and me and my Navi both pretty much agree he looks like shit and needs a redesign, so we're working on something new.


Yeah, it's pretty garbage, these new regulations have really made the meta for competitive battling really stale and boring. They claim it's to promote diversity in use of chips but it sucks.

No user, it clearly requires more Nutjuice then, keep at it and eventually your super special chinese Navi will come around and you can show it off to all your friends, or atleast crash the local grade school playground and rub it into all the little nerds faces.


Only real men use the classic, everyone's running around with OC DONUT STEEL Navi's that just blur together, following the same strategy of one upping eachothers basic premise OOOH LOOK AT ME I'M FIRE\ICE\ELECTRIC\SHIT MAN I'M SPECIAL.
They're all fucking casuals who splurge on cosmetics when they should be buying COMBAT CHIPS.

Guys I made a chip folder for fun with only Gutsman and Rockarm chips, but my friends and everyone at the chip store keep losing and don't want to battle me anymore. Is my deck a little heavy handed?

Nah man just do it. Draw it and your symbol here. :^)

Follow your dreams.

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Well?

This is my navi.
I asked my friend for the sick Quick Man module he cooked up after checking out the records he found on the guy. Figured he'd make a great base for a custom navi of my own.

When I got my PET back, I had Dick Man.

Despite the initial embarrassment, especially with him telling rival navis that he would give them the "BBC of Tolerance", he's pretty good. I've even won two regional tournaments with good ol' Dick Man.

>>>/secretarea/

Hello fellow anons NETBATTLERS! I sure do enjoy posting on Holla Forums THE UNDERNET

Holy shit, why do all of faggots have girly Navis in cute outfits?

Maybe they secretly want to be the cute girl IRL, user.

Or they just fap to them.

Imagine you have your navi's body.

Reminds me, I've heard of some place that apparently has robots where you can make your Navis real. Porn Navis when?

You mean you didn't know?

They've already finished? Well shit. Can I find a legit one easily or do I gotta torrent one from the Undernet?

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Dude, they've been around forever. Ever since SciLab rolled them out in full force. People have been modding their copybots for years.

Because they handle software better than we do. You ever tried to use that old software? You have to type in commands, and they have to be right to the letter! Glad that all those old companies went out of business, Megasoft or what was it?


Expensive, though.

I've been hearing word of some price cuts. 75k down to 64k zeny.

They're from Electopia, and good luck exporting them buddy, you'll either need to win a tourney or scour the net for junk data for at least a month if you're lucky, to get enough cash for the cheapest model.

Depends, you want just ass and titties, the most popular place is Growler's lair, off the main highway in Netopia, just gotta show your ID to the Navi at the pass cube station. You want something different, there's a place for just about everything else that's right inside Yumland's internet, can barely see the path, if you pass it from Sharo it's immediately on the left. You'll need a passcode for the cube and a super compression program for the path, if you've got the zenny, you can buy the latter from wherever, but you'll need to head over to the Undernet message board for the password, I ain't giving that shit over an unsecured connection. Bring a good folder and don't ask anyone anything, they've got the password on a pinned thread.

Or you could build a navi yourself you lazy prick.

It's like you don't even know about being the little girl, Holla Forums.

Sometimes you just want to bully the normalfags on the surface net, I'd never delete you faggots' navis.

I sketched out the idea for my next custom NetNavi project. I call it RocketMan.

Well fuck. Gotta work on getting that cash then. Both for a custom navi and a goddamn copybot.

Wow, it's like you want permanent brain damage. Besides, unless you're somehow a wizard class hacker or had your navi made by one, you're not gonna get 100% synchro. No, seriously, look at the fucking manual sometime, "full synchro" is just a buzzword used when the product is working at all.

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cool reference m8 xDDDDd

thats not bad actually

Thanks. I feel as if I'm always hit or miss on my designs.

I punched a typo into the NaviCust, OK? He was supposed to be TrapMan.

HE WAS SUPPOSED TO BE TRAPMAN!!

lulz/10

oc of oc donutsteel

Can people please stop using JAY PEGS for their templates.

I did it at maximum quality.

Then you chose Jpg, why?

Be… cause I never really put it into perspective that whiny MS Paint users would try to use the fill tool?

used gimp2 for that

Same thing.

What kind of navi programs are you using? Are any of you still using downgraded software for all of those classic chips?

I'm having a blast with this "aftrimg" program, which puts down a harmless mirrage upon activation that uses the next chip in the queue while granting invis for one step/action

Fuck dark chips..

They turned my navi into an anorexic faggot like and he's been bitching about not getting his fix.

My dealer's been jacking up the prices lately too and my wallet can't keep up.

i'm playing megaman battle network 2 now.

the gameplay is okay, but unfortunately it's padded out by RUNNING ACROSS THE ENTIRE DAMN WORLD ABOUT 60 TIMES FOR ONE MISSION

Your own fucking fault stupid nigger. Keep him off the dark chips for a few weeks and try using one of the detox programs you find online. You won't be able to go virus busting anytime soon but that is what you get for fucking around with dark chips to begin with.


That story was me. I just wanted to crack my fingers at writing a MMBN storyIt was so cringeworthy bad and edgy though I don't think anyone bothered to screencap that

I thought it was pretty amusing, user. Like a fun kind of autism

You deserve to be broke with a junkie navi

Where's the volume increase and jaggedy graphics during "SAAAAAVE MEEEEEE"??? That'll make it 100 times funnier!

Have fun in BN4.

In other news, I finally got everything set away and got my navi customized. Vulcans are fucking awesome as a charge shot. Just pop buster ups and go to town. Though I'm fairly sure that something suspisious is going on; sometimes when the charge shot goes off my navi's palette gets fucked up into dark shades and the damage on the vulcan skyrockets.

I was busting viruses the other day and my Navi suddenly had the same armor and equipment as one of my friend's navis.

Is… is my Navi waifu cucking me?

What fucking country are you from? Sword - Widesword - Longsword makes Lifesword. Or Dreamsword, if you're Netopian.

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10/10

not in the first game
youtu.be/BBh9ssIYbMs?t=6m55s

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Jesus fuck, my ears.

This


be honest, how autistic/edgy is this?

It's minorly autistic. I don't think it's edgy at all. I like it.

Pretty good, but one of the rules of BN designs is "no real clothes". Bass was an intentional rebel in this philosophy. I'd maybe streamline the tie into a graphic motif somehow. Just an angular, colored ridge down his center.

This is true, but there are also navis which have parts that evoke certain kinds of clothing, like Colonel or Kendo Man.

True. They're not very consistent with it. But it was one of their stated design goals.

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How odd is having a netnavi that have a porn folder that is considerably bigger than yours?

Depends. Does the porn folder include edited pics to make it look like you? Cause I have no idea if I like that or not.


I'll try to write up a new story that is not edgelord spergy then. When I am not busy at work.I like writing and I think there is so much potential in the MMBN universe it is such a shame.

Nothing that freaky as far i can tell, but its huge.

Just rinse out your DSL filters and you'll be fine.

Who is the egg?

i wanna touch up rolls "folder"

I'm guessing it's Chaud, because of the shape of his hair.

Minor pet peeve every time we do a Battlenetwork Holla Forums thread half of it is on-topic the other half is talking about the games.Suppose it is because of how good the games are.Cuck Fapcom

How about you tell him to turn off the fucking oven?

>tfw it's CURRENT YEAR and we STILL have no waifu/hasubando AI NetNavis for our smarphones PETs
This thread has made me sad.

welcome to the elemental plane of disappointment

Colonel is going to make the Internet great again.

You GNU what you were getting yourself into. You did not listen.

Unlike regular programs, netnavis aren't "source codeable" because they're basically walking neural networks that "grow" rather than being designed from the ground up, which means that most shenigans of closed source aren't possible with em.

The chips on other hand probably can, but you can't manufacture those at home due their whole 6nm trigate bullshit that would take hours to an microcontroller to emulate.

Holla Forums is starting to have battle network threads weekly AND I FUCKING LOVE IT

Do any of the games allow you to enter in a tournament or bracket of sorts?

He looks awesome, but now every fucking faggot thinks I'm a criminal.

its a big part of 4s storyline, if thats what you meant.

Yeah maybe I'll get it and post results later

Protip: To do all the content you have to beat the game 3 times in total.

Yeah I heard about that in the other mmbn thread I just really enjoy tournament settjngs in vidja

God speed user. At least it wasn't the first BN game you got.

im pretty sure getting trips does something do your selected battle chips

I heard it could add effects to them, but I've yet to see it happen.

I haven't fapped in 6 months because her shit-eating grin keeps popping up to whatever I was stroking it to. Help.

Do it to her grin

Wouldn't that just make it worse?

She isn't going to stop either way

Kek. When I was in high school, a buddy of mine went to jack off and found that his navi had photoshopped her face onto every image he had. He finished anyway out of spite.

Alright, let's see how this develops.

Starforce 3> MMBN6> Starforce 1> MMBN1-5> Starforce 2

You know what why don't you ask her why she keeps doing that in the first place?

"Because it's fun to watch you suffer" was the response.

Well do it to her out of spite

You didn't buy/build her with any pre-set personality traits, did you? By default, a Navi's personality adapts to their environment, usually in whatever way lets them work most efficiently with their Net-Op. Inb4 this is what this fag wanted the whole time.

Look, there was a SPOOPY Copypasta Story about them appearing in your folder out of nowhere and then Nation Z made buggy crappy bootleg "chips" to try and make money off it.

Seriously brah, "Murkland".

I have been getting more into Independent Navis lately and gonna say getting shit to be able to use em is way more cost effective then "Dark Chips" and less of a risk due not being as easy for people to track you down.

Takes a ton of time and initial investment to set one up but man is it worth it.

Hey, some people do need some customizations for work. I'm a low ranked official, so getting customized really helps.

I didn't, I'm too lazy.
I guess she got that way from the constant porn and pirated video games.


She just stared from the corner of the screen, unflinching and unblinking in silence.

Did that break her?

She's not talking anymore, so I guess.

You're a long way from home, aren't you, copperhead? Either you've got balls, or you're flat out stupid.

Anyway, bought core Navi customizations are almost invariably overpriced as fuck. You'd be better off putting the money towards specialized NaviCust programs or chips, and then gitting gud. What you can achieve with a little knowledge and skill will far out-do what those customizations will, and at a fraction of the price. Assuming you actually do need customizations on a regular basis, for whatever reason, you'll ultimately be better off doing it yourself. Navis are pretty hard, as far as programming goes, but learning it pays off big time. There's a reason one of the top officials in the world is just some kid.

Kek, I could have told you that. Don't worry, kiddo, you'll get better just by surviving down here, assuming you can. It's no coincidence that most officials are afraid to come here alone. If you had a reason to come here, then you had enough of a reason to get good enough to deal with the dangers down here, which all of us have already done, and most of them can't even handle that. If that's the path you've taken, then fine, but don't think that you'll get any direct help from us as long as you're with them.

Unrelated, but I'm getting pretty fucking tired of seeing kids on the normalfagNet customize their Navis to look like us. I guess it's become trendy, with all the news reports about the Undernet lately.

Hey, /net/izens. Uh, I had a really fucked up monday. I'm going to tell the whole story, but if you are reading this right now and your Navi is anywhere near Yumland's abandoned amusement park - or even worse, jacked in right there - then I suggest you jack out and run an antivirus ASAP. Or, better yet, restore your backup right away.

>Friend told me she spotted some edgy navis unlock the security cube and lock it behind them. Some fucky shit is going on there.
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We're never hearing from him again, are we?

I'm still here, shithead.


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Don't fucking go to abandoned amusement parks, fags.
I want to say I was being a noble guy who decided to go there to see if I could deal with any viruses in the area, but then I'd be lying. I just wanted to get my hands on any dark chips and sell them off here for fucking profit.
Well I'm a fuckup.
(continued on next post).

It should be in tonight's news if you don't believe me. I backed up my Navi but my chips were all lost as I unplugged my PET at the time. If that place is not decommissioned by friday then the police are massive fuckups.

why is gutsman.exe so popular with niggers?

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give her the d-reaper.

They say that they do come hand in hand.


One reason I stick around. Keeps my navi and I sharp for danger. It's actually not so bad when you start adjusting the folder for chip combinations. Wish I could have more than one Hyperburst.


I wouldn't expect any without something in return. Been thinking about freelancing though; getting tiresome not going up the promotional ladder; school made this out to be more glamourous than this. Anyone got some questions while I'm sticking around today?

what's the real world equivalent of Yumland? Sweden?

Yeah, heard about that on the news. Sounds like some type of ghost-in-the-machine sorta deal.

The series says it's somewhere with good food and there was that Buddhist statue thing when Lan went there in 4. Probably like, Cambodia or some shit.

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I couldn't possibly delete her.
Her eyes are so empty now, she just does things as ordered and utters not a single word.
Always there in the corner she sits, staring.

Try talking to her. Like, let your heart out and see if that makes anything budge.

Ask her what she fucking expects to happen when she interrupts your fap breaks.

Just try giving her time. She might snap out of it when something happens.

Why live??? This is her btw from when I was cummunicating with her through her netnavi from the gift shop PC.

What'd you buy?

Anyone else tired of having to take a 30 minute net-walk to get to Holla Forums every day?
And what the fuck is with all the viruses? Can't take 5 steps without running into them.

Ever since we were removed from the master search engine list it's essentially been free reign for a bunch of little shits to just fill up the pathways with as much Batty's and Sparkies as they can, but what are you casual? You beat them, maybe get a free chip, and then you're being literally PAID to shitpost, and it's not like anything a scriptkiddy can throw is an actual threat, the last time I can think of something mildly upsetting happened is when Tumblr tried attacking us directly with their Trans-Navi Kin, and even then that was a fucking stomp.
Either way I consider it a casual filter though considering that literally every middleschooler has battlechips it's not like it counts for much now.
NIGGA IT'S CALLED SHORTCUTS, I got it down to 5 minutes tops and that's accounting for bullshit I come across.

anybody know what happened to the crippled mod of the undernet? why'd he step down?
who's gonna take his place as the underking?


Ever hear about bookmarks? just plop em down on the entrance to 8ch square and enter from the one that apears on your homepage.

"cripple admin"

It was just a rumor in the first place, you idiot.

Holy shit those things are fucking creepy. I've talked to a couple Tumblr autists unironically and always felt the heebie-jeebies when I met their Navis.

Don't get me started on Our Little Filly Navis.

I don't know, I hear that one of the project leads behind some prototypical builds of the net, I also hear that the undernet has some connection to the same scilab team.

I remember some testimonies about some one from the team mentioned above having a child who got crippled by some rare disease, and one where this unlucky bastard tried to explore secret_area only to get defeated by some unbelievably strong navi, only to see the symbol of the navi who defeated him on a cripple's wheelchair some time after.

I keep trying to but the fucking program in charge of Holla Forums's homepage wont let me make a shortcut.

Holy shit, they're still around? Either way, they can't be as fucking CREEPY as Housebound Navis. I think one of them was coming on to mine, who's a little boy.

Why is your navi a little boy?

I gave her time, talked to her, cried for her.
Nothing.
She deleted my porn when I was sleeping.

I modeled him after my little brother, who's the only reason I got this invested in the Net.


Also delete her.

Have you guys heard about those underground Navi fights? People pit broken or stolen netnavi's against each other. Apparantly there's a lot of zennies to be made with it.

People even create crazy strong virusses and make the Netnavi's fight them without chips.

Anyone know how i can get a slice of the action?

Well, I'm guessing your Navi is SatanMan. That said:

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Nothing, I can't use any of the material things unfortunately. Ended up netbattling, she's strong as fuck man.

Got her Navi chip in the end, so I'm happy.


Sounds spooby, but I've heard similiar tales before in the past BBS'. Sounds like the work of "S".
I would stay away from that kind of stuff, wouldn't want to get deleted right?

In before yandere navi.

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Jerk it again, this time don't finish and then do it again an hour later

If nothing then you may just wanna reprogram her

Give her flowers and sit her down at a nice restaurant somewhere with a drink or something. Make her feel worth something user.
Whisper her sweet nothings and sleep tonight with your PET, clutched close to your heart.
Apologize the next morning for everything, and then ask to marry her

Hate to ruin the illusion, but like said, wouldn't having an AI that literally walks to a webpage just to access it be more of a burden than anything?

I've had some thoughts about how this sort of thing would work out in life. Essentially, what if search engines were replaced with AI's that you could customize to look like and do whatever you want? And you can turn their personality matrixes on and off if you please–just for the sake of not having a Clippy there all the time?

Actually, that sounds kinda terrible. What would the point of having an AI personality helping you with your daily internet searches?

… How about antiviruses being like a game, utilizing those AI's?

Data is so bloated, large, and complex that this is actually the most effective and quickest method. Of course, there should be some kind of "high speed lane", like a virtual train that will take the navi to different areas.
I figure both navis and viruses are several zettabytes in size. I mean, it takes an entire sd card (or chip) to store a single attack.

Look at this fuckin' coffee can.

I shudder to ask, but what's Our Little Filly?

It's this cartoon targeted to little girls that's recently garnered a following by creepy dudes. Like, they wanna fuck the cartoon fillies and shit.

Is that what we're calling cinnamon rolls these days?

Just change his visual data and make him a different color or something.

There's free programs for color mods, but if you want a form change you'll either need to program a visual shell yourself, or you know with the dude in your PET who sure as hell knows comp programming since he's literally an AI out of fuckin' Space Odyssey 2000.

He's a Heel Navi, not an idiot. If he knows how to virus bust, he knows how to program, in fact, Heel Navis are modified NormalNavis used by hackers, so you're lucky you got one.

If you got one from someone, it has to be a used one, considering the only Heel Navis you can get are ones who ran away from their old owners and signed up in a used program or ones modified to mimic them (since there's a market for em) and sold on the market. He has experience. If you got one for cheap, you're fuckin' lucky.

Don't piss him off

Actually, in the games, Megaman can't teleport like all the other Navis in the game can for video game reasons.

If you replay the game, you'll see other navis teleport in and out, but Megaman can't do that, because again, game reasons.

So honestly, they're no different then a that paperclip that claims to help you except they actually help you, are sentient and aren't shit.

It's also implied that Lan and Megaman operate at different time ratios when Megaman is traveling, because some of the situations Lan's in, he'd die in certain rooms if you took that long to solve the issue.

Interaction between navis would be slowed down to his level as a sort of in-built limitation for communication reasons.

I don't think some kid in a wheelchair is a fucking undernet overlord.

the joke is Hotwheels

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These edits never fail to make me laugh

No, the coffee can sized buster. What's a cinnamon roll?

From a let's say unofficial programming standpoint, those Mettaur viruses are actually quite interesting.
Some variations of em are basically 98% garbage code, and still can work even if you zero the garbage completely, giving you several GBs of free space to put anything you want.

And well I managed to install the NetNavi AIOS 1.3 with some custom drivers, and effectively i'm using a Mettaur as my netnavi
After installing some basic protection programs to increase its HP, it is an absolute beast at virus busting due basically having unlimited shield and pick attack

My Ameropean NetNavi wanted to ask if that means that means you have a MetNavi

I like the ring of that.

whats a net navi?

A NetNavi is an artificial intelligence designed to assist people using the internet. In addition to the internet now being a Tron-esque metaphysical space, it's become so large, and contains so much data that it's implicitly no longer possible for it to be used efficiently by regular people. Therefore, a Navi, which is capable of abstract, human-like thought, is necessary to enter this space and interact with data, enabling humans to use the internet more efficiently.

They also serve general computing purposes, with most of them being able to do anything that a smartphone can.

megaman.wikia.com/wiki/NetNavi

You fucked up.
She's a virus now. Get rid of her.

do images in the future have a personality? that would make her the equivalent of a yandere maid

Isn't deleting something with human level intelligence murder?

Probably also a godsend for the older and tech-illiterate. Might have the result of people overrelying on their Navis.

Basically, computing got so advanced and so complicated so quickly that AIs are the easiest way to make them accessible to the average consumer.

I picked up a new Navi second hand at a steal of a price! A little old school and her English is dodgy, but totally worth it.

Tried this.
She deleted system 32, then uploaded the video she took of me fapping (which she recorded, of course she did) and uploaded it to several social media outlets.
When I asked why she just laughed.


At this point, I hope.

Hey I just watched that. Nice dick, Scott.

Wow.

Your navi's a bitch.

Uh… do you think all Navis will do this?

No reason.

I'm just here to say that battle network 3 was a great game held back by boring fetch quests

The entire series is spent trying to fight through an endless parade of RPG sins to get back to the amazing/unique battle system.

You uh, did make sure to remove the self-replication code right?

Guess I'm playing 5, what gimmick should I focus my folder around?

swords

See

So if Gregar was a natural occurrence, was Gospel specifically modeled after him, or do all natural super bug organisms just take on that shape?

Fun fact: Just before the cybeasts wake up in BN6, you can hear the main hook motif of Gospel's theme in the worry music.

Other way around m8

bump

I managed to get enough money to buy a custom Navi.

Dubs decides what model I get.

Nig man

Are you willing to deal with the pitfalls of having a custom NetNavi? You're essentially painting a fuckhuge target on your back, to the point where some retarded nip kid with his own tricked-out custom NetNavi is going to gun you down for its program data.

That's on top of the structural weaknesses they're usually saddled with. Sure, you can reduce the effects of those inherent weaknesses with masterful use of Navicust.bat and proper Navi-handling techniques, but that's it: those weaknesses will still be around, and you'll still get laid low by them.

That said, a customized NetNavi is useful and fun to hang around with. I'd suggest going with one of those new-fangled Idol-types. They're useful for information-gathering, and you can easily cash in on the new attention-whoring music fad that's been catching on. They're not bad in battle, either, assuming your programmer doesn't dick you by making your Navi a Grass-type.

Hell, you can even make your Idol Navi specialize in traps

Bee Navi named Nicholascageman.

Get a bee grill.

Flamboyant French swordsman.

She clearly can't be trusted. Stop being a beta, and at least put her in quarantine while you run a scan for errors, see if you need to restore from backup. Maybe just get a new one.

Fuck it, delete her and get a new one.

Custom navis don't come in models, moron. They're custom made. Common navis, Normal, Guard, Heel, those come in models.

Bottle-of-Air man


Just do what my mate did, make it as unattractive of a target as possible. He put a deviant-art level sparkledog design on it so only the young and/or horny will ever interact with it.

Of course, now the poor thing has major depression bordering on the suicidal.


I shiggy nigger

I've had the idea to catch some viruses and use them in battle as buddies.

Actually, I'm pretty sure there's underground tournaments for that sort of thing. They're all too unique and fascinating to not make into a sort of cockfighting trend.

Re roll

bump in hopes of interest

It kinda bugs me that BN Roll is among the lowest tier. In fact, Glyde and Gutsman are kind of meh as well. Glyde was such a perfect faggot in Legends that I can't believe he's so disinteresting in BN.

LIVE

Man, even if it's to dissuade the Japs and their dead brother Navis from wrecking its shit, why would you even do that to your Navi?

Well, aside from baiting the retarded, I guess.