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nigger, I ain't clickin' that shit.

If that's the first sentence you're gonna use to show off your little fan-fic, I'm definitely not clicking. Let's look at this shit.
So, Eddie moaned this sentence? He made a long, low sound with that sentence structure? And he moaned it perversely? It should be obvious from the sentence itself that it's a perverted statement. And "pre-pubescently" is a shitty way of phasing a moaning sound, especially one where I can't imagine him moaning the phrase to begin with.

Get this bullshit out of my face.

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Who…………………the fuck writes like this?

OP apparently

I know you think you're the first person ever to think up the ironic bad lolsorandumb fanfic, but it's been done before. Many times. And the shitty on purpose formatting isn't funny, it's just obnoxious.

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Either samefag trying to shill his own shit or the absolute state of this board.is full of newfags, either way this is barely Holla Forums related, so I want OP to learn to draw and storytime a comic about it and start before I report you for wasting space.

Really guys, this is below incog shit, or even incog impersonators shit.

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And that's it for now… you pussies.

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Hey Holla Forums

if anything, that edit is anti-Holla Forums

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