PRESS BRIEFING #26 WITH SEAN "YOU BEAT IT TO MY WAIFU AND I'LL BEAT YOU" SPICER!

PRESS BRIEFING #26 WITH SEAN "YOU BEAT IT TO MY WAIFU AND I'LL BEAT YOU" SPICER!

Starts at 1:30PM EST, so you still have some time to get comfy, talk waifus, and piss off the gooks that will inevitably be here.

Jewtube stream:
youtube.com/watch?v=mDZQbCz44F8

Other urls found in this thread:

express.co.uk/news/nature/729855/Alex-Alsatian-miraculously-cheats-death-LANDMINE-explodes-sniffer-dog-face
business-standard.com/article/pti-stories/sniffer-dog-injured-as-landmine-explodes-during-maoist-bandh-116110301508_1.html
google.com/search?q=huge gundam model&client=ms-android-att-us&sa=X&biw=360&bih=559&tbs=vw:g,ss:44&tbm=shop&prmd=sivn&srpd=1886088445574169845&prds=num:1,of:1,epd:1886088445574169845&ved=0ahUKEwiDhbPss-3SAhUURGMKHYJ-AewQgjYItwQ
google.com/search?q=Gundam 0083 models&client=ms-android-att-us&sa=X&biw=360&bih=559&tbs=vw:g,ss:44&tbm=shop&prmd=ivsn&srpd=16669292541515011934&prds=epd:2304914962986112068,cdl:1,cid:5930550981882862910&ved=0ahUKEwjl7OCgte3SAhUnrVQKHRx9DvQQgTYI1QQ
amazon.com/Bandai-Hobby-Gundam-GP01Fb-Burnern/dp/B00C0NS2RI/ref=sr_1_2?ie=UTF8&qid=1490299460&sr=8-2&keywords=Gundam GP01
amazon.com/gp/aw/d/B000Q6GUI4/ref=pd_aw_fbt_21_img_2?ie=UTF8&psc=1&refRID=MZYXZ94T8HR87X2PXG1K
whitehouse.gov/contact/sending-gifts
twitter.com/NSFWRedditVideo

FIRST

did he died?

Let's do this. I anticipate much spiciness

Posting Holla Forums's new mascot

I'm sorry but the only cure for stupid is a bullet

Probably

Look it's not worth a ban but it doesn't reflect well on you personally

Amerifu coming through

Off to the gallows with you

INABA HIMEKO IS BEST WAIFU

This character will never reach the mainstream levels of popularity that Auska or Mugi have because she's a mindswap of a guy.

I just can't find that appealing.

Thou foul knave. Such heresy will not be permitted. Monstergirls are clearly superior

We need more MAGA Clownpiece.

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I need more Aqua-sama

Dragongirl, Snek and Kitsune are my favorite.

Should we be saging this isn't on Holla Forums related really?

Don't you mean SEAN "YOU BEAT IT TO MY WAIFU AND I'LL END YOUR LAIFU" SPENCER

I think it's fine. Spicer threads are all anime, waifus, and spiciness.

We're getting season 2 Overlord, anything is possible now.

I'm hoping for [email protected]/* */ season 2

Don't worry user, season 3 will never ever be made at some point

Y'all niggers don't even furenzu

ova comes out in July

Wasn't there a thread just deleted when it suggested that there are loads of threads on here cheerleading for zionist neo-con globalist kike politics?

Then this thread starts up immediately after.

It's God trolling an atheist, how can't you see the divine humor in this. Also the artist made her look ugly in order to fuck with the lolicons.

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Not again

Sounds perfect for reddit, maybe try there.

It's forever ever you ignoramus

I like Mugi. Now that was a well written character drinking tea and eating cakes. What a wonderful show.

Someone designed to be 'ugly' just isn't my cup of tea user.

POST EPIC SONGS TO GET PUMPED

OK this guy must be CIA/mossad

fucking this

Just admit that KEK has better taste than you and join us.


go fuck yourself

creepy dude standing by

Uh-huh would you be so kind as too pull my other leg as well?

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im sure that 95% of posts are professionals doing their work
the rest are just laughing at their incompetence
a simple protip for all you merchants:
any celebrity or political figure that does not call out jewish crimes is a fucking jew

EPIC SONGS YOU SAY?


Your waifu is a shitty masochistand also shit

I have a strong feeling today's is going to be extra spicy

At least she has these dubs

or not

Faggot

just accept that Aqua-sama is best girl

shamefur

nice dubs

Ocelot

MEGUMIN IS BEST KONOSUBA

Wiz is close second

Thanks for reminding me of the MGS4 ending. He died for nothing.

Never. Aqua is worst teir

I just pretend aqua is best girl to generate mass amounts of salt

Megumin is actual best konosuba

I knew it. There's no fucking way anyone would think Aqua is the best girl. Maybe best girl to bully, maybe.

Although I do find her stupid antics cute

I would never wife her, but damn, I'd totally fuck her

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And you could bust a nut in her, because she'd just purify your jizz into water.

Now you've got my attention

OUT OUT OUT
GET THESE DUMB KIKES OUT OF HERE

leave

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>>>/out/

moody*

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surprisingly not. I never found the original story because the fag that upped it on liveleak put the wrong effin' country.
express.co.uk/news/nature/729855/Alex-Alsatian-miraculously-cheats-death-LANDMINE-explodes-sniffer-dog-face
business-standard.com/article/pti-stories/sniffer-dog-injured-as-landmine-explodes-during-maoist-bandh-116110301508_1.html

Crypto-pedos like you can't handle REAL anime women.

She's hardly a loli, she's 14-17 years old. Really depends on which source. At worst he's a hebe.

Women have been getting married off early in their teens for centuries. The romans married their girls off at 14. There isn't anything unnatural or wrong about that.

I appreciate the thread, but can we keep the weebshit on it's designated board? >>>/a/

it's ok, she's a 1000 years old

Sounds like some totes gay basement-tier weeb shit tbh fam.

I have never heard of this anime

is it any good?

It's pretty fucking funny, so yes.

it's pretty hilariious. You should watch it. There's only 21 episodes in total.


thanks for that megumin
I didn't have that in my collection

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Holy fuck for real?

Disrespecting the characters, you aren't a true fan of the series, etc.

Yeah, it's happening. Lizard Men soon.

Not everybody likes weebshit, you cunt.

Thicke is a big girl UUUU
Crashing this thread. No survivors allowed.

You're in the minority here, champ.

I used to hate it too. Then I started watching it

>posting 2nd best girl

Yup, sounds absolutely fucking retarded and gay

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what anime is it and is it lewd?

It's great because it helps detect redditors on this board that get pissed off when they see it.

Konosuba, it's not very lewd, except for some situations. Like the succubus episode, that was all fan service.

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This is the first real post-Nunes briefing, should be extra spicy

I seen Eva last summer, user

It's not particularly Lewd except for a couple scenes in a few episodes like says. It's overall a hilarious show

I pity the anons that unironically hate weebshit cursed to roam these corrupted lands while the rest of us are plugged into the matrix loving our perfect VR waifus.

This is exactly what I'm looking for. I wanna see him comment on that situation.

You seem to be lost, friend.

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Shoebill is a cutie.

I feel bad for the shills who hate weebshit and are cursed to have to roam the chans while we shitpost anime all day.

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I don't think that was the idea behind sniffer dogs, but okay.

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Unless your last name begins with Tr and ends in ump.

The way everyone reacts, I don't think they even knew there was an IED there.

You don't have to like anime to understand the superiority of the esoteric world of Shintoist spirit animation. If you can't acknowledge the power of 2D, you have no place anchoring in this stretch of the electronic ocean.


I brought you a face

What kind of gibs question will April babble about today?

GOOGLE IT

we need mo compootahs in da cities to make dem googles y'all

Aren't you just following the foolishness of the transgender argument at this point? What does it matter whats in her head? She may have the memories of her old live, but physically and on a genetic level she is a female.

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it begs the question;
should there be criminal penalties for perjury during congressional testimony?

Well there is criminal penalties, but it's so god damn hard to prove perjury that it's not even worth opening a case for it.

Only one

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THURSDAY!!THURSDAY!!!THURSDAY!!

Spice must flow today! NSA ratting out the CIA Niggers and the FBI Faggots on the "Taps". The Health bill being delayed and back room deals on getting it passed. Britbongs and the muzzie car/knife problems.


Spice heat scale is going to be yum!

I'm hoping we get another "Spicer reads actual headlines to the fake newsmen for ten minutes in order to dispel the narrative they've been pushing before going on with questions" episode.

Watching them flip out about the fact we're going to space and leaving minorities behind is 10/10.

Spice may say something about the burger killed yesterday from muzzie attck in UK.

Its almost Spice time

no, asuka is still mascot girl.

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for those that care. /HWNDU/ got the flag again.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qq0330EG334

POOLS CLOSED!

>>>/hwndu/

Some user should run the metrics and find out when Sean's press briefings hit a higher viewer count than all 8 years of obongo's

When will these fuckwads learn there is no beating weaponized autism? It's been such a tough time on Shia that I can now imagine that one day I may feel an inkling of pity for them.

WAITING FOR THE SPICE!

Well done, lads.

I hate to add autism to the HWNDU shit, but imagine if Shia puts the flag in North Korea next somehow.

Spice will be chatting about the heath bill in limbo and no vote tonight.

I hope he talk about the false flag bomb threads.

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And then you see the flag still taken down by some nork Holla Forumsack.

You have zero intelligence

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SPICE TIME!

Let the spicing begin.

IT'S TIME

WE HAVE MOVING PICTURES AND SOUND

WE ONLINE!

キターー(゜∀゜)--!

BEWARE, WE LIVE

Whew

Fuck Im not ready

IT'S TIME

OK spice added it 1st!

You had FOUR hours user.

THERE ARE A SERIES OF CONSECUTIVE STILL IMAGES GIVING THE ILLUSION OF MOTION ACCOMPANIED BY A SYNCHRONIZED RECORDING OF SOUND

I started watching Hitler speeches to pass the time

We gonna make a thread on the Healthcare bill vote?

Obama BTFO

MOVING THE GOALPOSTS

DEATHSPIRAL

Holy shit King Nigger is getting called the FUCK out.

Checked
and well played

USE THE NUCLEAR OPTION

GOING NUCLEAR

Meanwhile, Gorsuch's hearing is getting a full dose of poz

at least I got to claim her

Sean's evolving. This is fucking spicy, but it's a passive kind of spice. This is fucking amazing.

FILIBUSTER OVA CONFIRMED

POLITICALLY MOTIVATED FILLIBUSTER

BIG RIGS

roll

off by 1

so close

Denmark meeting soon.

you got fucked user…

Trump's about to make a deal with Denmark to bring whites to America as he ships out shitskins.

PATRIOTS TO THE WHITE HOUSE

KEK!

PATRIOTS at WH!

PATRIOTS

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Wew

My grandma isn't supposed to be watching too much news, something about dementia, but since I've moved back I have been making her watch these briefings and showing her our waifus. It's incredibly cute. She's fallen in love with Spicer and anime girls now. Just thought I'd share with y'all.

SHOW ME YOUR WAIFU

"What will Trump do if the bill doesn't pass" x50 times

Waifu talk is pre-briefing talk user.

HELP GRAMZ CONFIRMED!

He was so smug announcing this

user, these threads go for hours after as well. I can be patient.

Nice dubs

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Here Gramz! Emma Peel is my WAIFU!

final form mako best mako

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Godly taste.

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oh he definitely loo'd

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funny no wire tapping questions today hmmmmmm

lol

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Doesn't pass the smell test, even Spicer can smell the currysweat.

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never stop user

is it physically possible for this woman to ask a question without using her hands?

Why does she always play with a pen?

They can all smell the pajeet user

Fucking. Mongs.

Thank you.

Sean is just shutting these fags down
NO

Fuck off Peter..

blocking the view, there's sleepy waifu behind him

BLOWN THE FUCK OUT

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Fucking presstitutes.

You know the MSM got BTFO yesterday when they're this at this level of low-energy diversions today.

NICE HAIR ==FAGGOT==

WEW

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user…

he's a polished up beta loser, it's painful to see

JUST

Anyone else hear that sigh from Spicer? Nice.

YOU CLAIMED BETA BOB

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MUH RUSSIA

I did

LET'S ACTUALLY LOOK

Where is webm user?

WEW

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hmm

Probably working.

Great cap.

which one what happened i'm at work and can pay 100% attention

Can't

J U S T

fucking stupid question.

Regular user who makes webm of the spice

TELL ME ABOUT NUNEZ! WHY DOES HE WEAR THE MASK?!

Who the fuck even says that.

Now that's a good cap. lol

HE GOT HERE IN A CAR

What a great shutdown.

thats me. what did i miss

HE RODE IS BIKE

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IN A CAR MP4

Rope. Lots of rope.

Absolutely spiced

Just say what you want included in the webm/mp4. Someone will take care of it.

GAS

Cecilia gained some weight

This bitch

NO IT FUCKING ISN'T

Where's April?

i'll go back later and try to find it. was that a comment that was made by spicey?

Just more evidence this Ryancare bill is a trap. The MSM is already spinning up the narrative to bring Trump down.

Zoo wouldn't let her out today.

fuck off pedo

koko sad

choked on kfc

concerned_femkikes.tiff

She didn't recognize herself in the mirror this morning and got into a fight

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No i just wanted to know if the webm guy was here. I like his work

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problematic digits

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checked and keked
Triggering intensifies.jpeg

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I fucking wish

wew

i'm here user. can finally listen in. finished my work for now..

POO IN LOO

Pajeet

PAJEET

POO

POOOOOOOOOO

oh god pajeet
STFU

PAJEET

POO SLIDES ONE IN

What in the hell is this street shitter saying?

fucking poo

hahaha

spicer clearly knows about poo in the loo. how in Gods name can he control himself to not burst out laughing right now?

I actually have no clue what the fuck he's saying.

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you took the wrong pill matey

PAJEETS CALLS OUT SA AND PAKIS

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ONE MORE

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shitting on SA?

Holy shit, someone please webm Spicer's "okay" to Pajeet and that very visible holding back of a laugh.

LOOK HOW DISGUSTED HE LOOKS AT PAJEET

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god dammit pajeet

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What's @Jordanfabian laughing at?

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1 MISSION AND 2 QUESTIONS!

did he finally see my tweet with the marble statues?

Looks like he needs more marble statues images

memes

I feel like he was holding back a laugh

memes

here you go

This woman looks like she smells like old pineapple and cat food

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please call on ny times

KEKEKE!

Thats possible greasy kike cunt!

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R U S S I A N S

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NICE

MUH RUSSIA!

Where has this bitch been past week?

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Muh Russians!!! Hurrrr Durrr

Time for the real spice

Both Sarahs are hot

OH SHIT TIME LIFE TURNER CALLED OUT!

Anonymous Sources aka making shit up and claiming to have a source.

maybe cause its illegal you dumb cunt

"Our patience has its limits" -t Sean

I KNOW WHO HE IS BITCH MP4

hivemind

SPICE GOES UNIVERSE ON SARA!

ah ah this oldman

ANONYMOUS SOURCE MP4

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He wants to jizz inside Katie so bad

STRONGER EVERYDAY

Oh Spicer you dogwhistler you.

FREE ADVERTISEMENTS FROM PRESS!

Thank you for the advertisement.

Anonmoose

NUNEZ HERE WE GO

HAHAHAHA

SPICED

RIP Peter

OH SHIT!


SPICE COCK BLOCKS PETER!

HAHAH GOT EM

These 3 are my favorites.

THANKS YOU FOR THE ADVERTISMENT MP4

PERFECTLY BLUNT

SPICED!


PETER DOWN!


MEDIC!!!!!!!!!!!!!

OBSESSED WITH PROCESS, NOT THE PRODUCT

This guy looks like he's about to go on a shooting spree.

SEAN CALLING OUT CONTEXT > CONTENT

IMPLORE, URGE, BEG SOME OF YOU TO USE YOUR INVESTIGATIVE SKILLS

Spicer just leveled up.

INVESTIGATIVE SKILLS

SPICE LEVEL OVER 9000

SKATEBOARD OR A CAR

DAMN!

So SPICY today.

SKATE OR DIE!

HE TOOK A SKATEBOARD HERE

HAD ENOUGH OF YOU PETER MP4

RIP PRESS POOL

HES GOING WILD

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S U B S T A N C E


Ibelieveyouhavemystapler.png

SO SPICY

You wouldn't have any concern with THAT, would you?

m-m-my question is to you

Yunyun would make the best wife.

And now I can't unsee Milton

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(checked)
fat John Oliver?

Nunes half pipe to WH!

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SKATE OR DIE BRO MP4
fucking spicey today.

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SPICE OUT!

Woah, Spicer wasn't his usual smug self.

That cold walkout though.

THANK YOU SEAN

THANK YOU SEAN
SEE YOU TOMORROW

WEW, SPICY RAGE QUIT

AIDs Oliver.

What a massacre

Chick cunt has all the best faces!

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THANK YOU SEAN

Do y'all think Spicer would like some Gundam models gifted to him?

CONCERNED TO DEATH MP4

Don't beg for free shit, Sean.

Sean was spicy today. Great stuff.

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does a bear shit in the woods

Not smug, but raging. Those raised eyebrows remind me of a disciplining parent.

That's what I was think when I first saw him. lmao

I can't get over how cold his exit was. I hope Sean is okay.

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What happened to JIm Acosta Sarah took his seat today?

He would put it on his desk next to the picture of his wife and kids

This was a good Briefing lots of good screen shots.

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kotori is best girl

His tie and shirt were a bit off. I think he is under a lot of pressure

Infront of his wife and kids*

RAGE QUIT MP4
fuck he looked pissed off

ABSOLUTELY BRUTAL

Replace picture in desk*

that file name

Gunpla and a thank you card from Holla Forums

He has important stuff to do. Model painting Thursday and Warhammer play on Saturday.

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MY MP4 RECAP FOR TODAY

Absolutely livid

I should print out all the spice memes and fedex them to him

Good work user

Well, John Oliver already has AIDs, so I guess he'd be Full-Blown AIDs FBA John Oliver.

That's not even outright anger. He looks like he's seething and wanted to leave before he blew a gasket.

Forget Skate or die. It's SPICE OF DIE!

Poo in the loo was laughing as he roasted Peter.

These are bretty good user

CONTINUED
Skate board was my fav today for sure.
This is the MP4 user here. i am getting drunk all weekend camping so i won't be here tomorrow some one else will have to capture fridays session

Can you imagine having to be in a room full of liberals and answer their questions for an hour everyday.

He needs a Holla Forums press pool.

Saw it that way too. It would have made great mp4s but it was probably a good move on his part.

Have a good time user. I will cover tomorrow webm

youre doing gods work, user. i just decided to make a spicy spicer folder.
have fun camping.

Hail'd
thanks user! i'll be back on monday!

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Sean Spicer is SS.

Sean is the spirit of the SS reincarnated.

Secretary Sean Spicer
Spirit SS
SSS
SSS

Those megumin figures are quite pricey

Have fun camping, user, you lucky bitch. I haven't been camping in years, and my bones yearn for it ;_;.

Its like he talking to a bunch of retarded high school kids.

I could see him maybe doing a Reddit AMA

Watch out for skinwalkers.

here is everything i have since friday last week. build that folder

meant for

My little sister preordered one for my birthday, which is pretty fucking neato

I find that all the Kono Subarashii figures don't do the show justice. Kinda sad really

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I'm not really into /m/echa, what's the Gundam model he cosplayed as? There's enough crazy ones out there to put Digimon to shame.

I think its from 0083

These look pretty good but for about $150 I dont know

i was just looking through yesterdays thread myself but thank you, sir.

fug forgot the other image

Maybe. Any anons have the tweet?

That is not ok, user.

That's what i'm talking about. They want you to pay Alter, or FLARE prices for what should be a 60 70 dollar figure. They're just not detailed enough for that price.

I'm happy with the cheap one I picked up; I call out bakuretsu every time I pass my shrine.

Also they're 1/8 instead of 1/6 for that price

Yeah that's the one beautiful design. Not too fucking ridiculous like future gundam designs.

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Didn't get to watch it. How was it anons?

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recap:

is a frogs ass water tight?

Allright, awesome. Yeah, the more streamlined designs are best, but there is something nice about completing a complicated model like pic related.

Well I hope megumin gets a figure that every fan can be proud of soon. I'm a Darkness fag so it probably wont happen.

i'm not sure is it?

Well I do love me some Gundam Epyon not going to lie.

how would we even get it to him?

But I rather pilot a Kampfer unit then a gundam.

I think a model kit would be to much. He seems like a very busy man. Maybe one that's already put together. Not sure how you would gift it to him though.

Unless its really high end I wouldn't bother

This is the only conceivable option.

Wait a second

Spicer goes to both of my favorite boards?

TELL THE NSA TO THIN THEIR PAINTS

The white house accepts mail, it could be forwarded to him.

Maybe a model kit put together and painted by a Semi-professional.



I'd like him to wheel that next to him when hes talking at the podium.

I'm fucking down to send him a Gundam model.

As well am I. I just need to get a new job first haha.

i am willing but know nothing about gundam was never really my think (WITH HOLD YOUR HATE ANONS)
looking at ones on amazon they have some cheap 1:144 scale ones that are like 10 bucks. but i don't know which one he would like.

I believe around the ~$30 mark is best size. Big enough to be displayed on a shelf.

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I am fine with this.

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Make sure to print and send meme related too.

But imagine everyone wearing this face that day.

What about the Neo-American Gundam Maxter from G Gundam?

like i said i don't know much about gundams are these like super gay ones people don't like?
i would totally spend 20 bucks to send it to sean

We'd get the same reaction if we all pooled some cash in to get him a giant Gundam statue to set up behind him while he's at the Podium.

whoops forgot the picture

Well what's the price point on the big one?

We should include a nice letter, encouraging him about the fact he deals with the press every day and we love what he does to the point of getting snacks and treating it like a sporting event.


Hundreds I'm sure.

Yeh, more flourishes on the models are kind of gay. I'd say start with simple models, and guage his reaction to the gift first.

Seems like it's more like thousands. Almost ten thousand actually.

google.com/search?q=huge gundam model&client=ms-android-att-us&sa=X&biw=360&bih=559&tbs=vw:g,ss:44&tbm=shop&prmd=sivn&srpd=1886088445574169845&prds=num:1,of:1,epd:1886088445574169845&ved=0ahUKEwiDhbPss-3SAhUURGMKHYJ-AewQgjYItwQ

WEW
Yeah let's get a smaller one.

Yikes. Think we can get a group fund going or something and send it to him?

Yeah.

Nah, not a chance. Maybe if it ran for several years.

Probably, but I say we get a smaller one now, and maybe on the One Year Anniversary of him being PressSec, we send it to him.

Plus it's only 5 feet tall. Absolutely Manlet tier. A smaller set will probably be better.

Maybe include mock questions too

find one thats 20-30 bucks and i will strongly consider buying it and sending it to him

Where do we address it to if we send it to him anyway?

Does Sean like anime?

Lurk moar newfaggot

Holy shit that would actually be a pretty funny thing to do.


Doesn't the White House accept mail and then forward it to people? A package would definitely be screened and checked, but I'm sure it'd be fine when they realize it's just a toy.

google.com/search?q=Gundam 0083 models&client=ms-android-att-us&sa=X&biw=360&bih=559&tbs=vw:g,ss:44&tbm=shop&prmd=ivsn&srpd=16669292541515011934&prds=epd:2304914962986112068,cdl:1,cid:5930550981882862910&ved=0ahUKEwjl7OCgte3SAhUnrVQKHRx9DvQQgTYI1QQ


1600 Pennsylvania Ave, Washington DC

Eat cock, nigger. I've just never bothered spending time in spicer threads before.

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im pretty sure its rough to send packages to the white house. it might be a bomb or poison for all they know. if and only if they even bother to screen it and forward it, itll take weeks i guess.

send him a nice letter like this user proposed


fuck off faggot

amazon.com/Bandai-Hobby-Gundam-GP01Fb-Burnern/dp/B00C0NS2RI/ref=sr_1_2?ie=UTF8&qid=1490299460&sr=8-2&keywords=Gundam GP01

is this a good one?


this is my concern as well. looking to see if there is a mailing address for press people in the white house

Yeah, thats a good one. Basically the main characters Gundam in every series. Try getting a stand for it as well so he can display it.

amazon.com/gp/aw/d/B000Q6GUI4/ref=pd_aw_fbt_21_img_2?ie=UTF8&psc=1&refRID=MZYXZ94T8HR87X2PXG1K

I don't see why they wouldn't just examine it and check to make sure it's okay. I would think mailing shit directly to someone rather than going through the White House would be even more suspicious.

using your hands to speak is the sign of a manipulator
-t. someone who uses their hands to speak
And yes, it's impossible.


He's having the same daydream, except he's hiding in the closet watching


This is who is supposed to represent the voice of the American people?
Fucking faggots burn them all.


Mail it from amazon?
They'll make sure it gets there :^)

He obviously already has the life-sized costume.


joking, don't actually respond to this

I imagine something to the effect of telling him that we understand how frustrating his job can be just from watching and to stay spicey.

ok let me mull it over, but honestly i would probably do it we need a letter to send to him to i did like:

Maybe we could send him the letter first, and then send the Gundam if the letter gets through.

I sent him a tweet asking if the white house address was okay, I'm not gonna hold my breath though. If anything call up your state representative or Congressman and ask them what's the best way. My grandma still is able to get letters through to the white house address, so I don't see why a little model would be a problem.

Post screencap.

DUBS DEMAND IT

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God I hope he fucking responds.

please kek let him respond

MEME IT

Me too, but he's a professional, so like I said, it's probably best to ask a state representative since it's their job to talk to you.

Also, if we make a card, I motion that we masquerade as /m/ as to not give him headaches from the presstitutes for affiliating with Nazi frogs.

I'm gonna keep this thread open all day just to see if he responds or not.

This entire post is a good post.

this is the kindest post i've ever seen

Hitler dubs confirm. We need Waifu Heritage Month and an /m/ themed card.

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You know, I just realized we're all retarded for not checking the gov site first.

whitehouse.gov/contact/sending-gifts

im sure every letter gets opened beforehand and checked for poison etc. but packages are a much bigger risk and it will therefore take longer to screen them. you might not even be able to send packages to the white house address in the first place.

just dont mention Holla Forums and dont go full 1488.


please

That just says instead of the First Family. Sean's only PressSec.

Yeah, I know, but they say packages are okay just takes a while. I'm gonna call them up and ask in a moment.

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Good point, the government might take it as a sign we want to work with them…

oh shit user. talking on the phone. braver than me for sure

Sounds like a Gundam model is acceptable to me. Especially if it's still sealed in the box. I'm imagining they have higher screening security than an airport for a reference.

Just missed them. They left at 4 est apparently. I'll call tomorrow morning if I don't hear directly from Sean on twitter by then.

Post yfw he not only receives the Gundam but sets it on the podium and personally thanks the sender.

He won't take it near those media kikes, he's learned from the jersey incident.

>We send Figurines for Spicer only for the SS to "thoroughly vet" Hotglue the package for him

And so a new generation will learn the pain of japan's monstrously shit taste. s3 never.

underrated post

lmao.

All these pics of the White House press corp just reminds me that Washington D.C. really is Hollywood for ugly people

why is the size of that so much larger?


Laibach would get it.
First westerners to have almost no restrictions.


https:// en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Blair's_Sauces_and_Snacks#16_Million_Reserve
we can go….hotter!
crystal meth spicer ftw, someone get on that

ring up Shkreli during one of his streams. I'm sure he might be down for some IRL shitposting.

SPICER ON O'REILLY TONIGHT
SPICER ON O'REILLY TONIGHT
SPICER ON O'REILLY TONIGHT
SPICER ON O'REILLY TONIGHT
SPICER ON O'REILLY TONIGHT

YOUR WAIFU IS FUCKING TRASH

Gas yourselves.

followed up by


And then


And capped with


Makes me happy

ALL WE NEED IS ONE PRESIDENTIAL DECREE, APRIL WILL HENCEFORTH BE KNOWN AS WAIFU HERITAGE MONTH

I can't wait for the gay Saudis to get blown the fuck out

Spicy tie!

That he might actually wear. I kind of want one now for myself.

Isn't Asuka a lesbian in Evangelion Rebuild, now? The mascot should be Kurisu Makise!

no, she's just buddy buddy with useless mari.

anons why.

She shares a bed with Mari, though. Doesn't she? The Rebuilds have all been about pandering to the fujoshit audience, so I guess they would try to get some of the Yuri audience as well. Sad but true.