Crash Bandicoot Retold: The next step

you know… I was just thinking. Crash deserves better than this

Wait, wait. Did he just type those words out on default font and shit with ms paint? I woulx expect atleast somthing to make it stand out.

Let's start with the prolgue, shall we?

It's a crossover of this crap with other videogame characters and includes self-insertion

Great, now we have evil female crashes born in tubes

It got worse

It is out of our hands, the only thing we can do now is watch.

Not even 4 pages in and we already have tiddies.

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Oh god the autism.

That description of Game Eater sounds horrible.

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Hey wait a second? Why doesn't evil crash just make a massive harem of hot girls and bang them all day long?

fuck I messed this up, well at least I got dubs

What the fuck is this anymore.

I already tell this is gonna be a pain to dump.
BUT I'LL DO IT ANYWAY, DON'T WORRY.

I'm gonna give you time to read these pages because HOLY FUCKING SHIT.

Why do you subject the board to this type of autism?

Shitty fetish.

This is horr… ==WAT THE FUCK IS WITH IS WITH THAT POSE IN THE FORTH PANEL==

What if Crash returned but with this style?

I am the angriest man alive

You have shit taste, satan.

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Only if its a well crafted parody.

Legend of Crash's Crash looks even more autistic than normal timeline Crash.

That will not happen

With this page we end the prologue. I'm gonna be taking the first chapter now.

It will be goty.

So where is Uka Uka? He has gotta be here somewhere

You guys tell me if i'm going 2fast. I know this kind of shit its hard to eat.

It amazes me that shadow is not even in the top one hundred edgy characters here

Jesus, LoC's Crash is edgy as fuck.

Maybe only post two pages at a time, if you're going for speed? I'm a fan of the single page-a-post, but if you wan to go fast, by all means. I just think 3 is a bit too much.

And LoC Crash is a faggot, like goddamn.

The plot thickens.

I HAVE BEEN WAITING

TIME FOR SOME MULTIVERSE SHIT

Aiight, two pages then.

Goddamn, why did he stopped. I'll never know what was Hello Kitty's secret.

QUADS CONFIRM. TO WHERE WE'RE GOING, WE DON'T NEED SIGHT. ONLY AUTISM.

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Checking my own sick dubs-quads combo.

End of ch.1

Shit we need to dump that too sometime-

Why do people still fuck with the bandicoots.
What could they possible gain from killing them ?

Chapter 2-
Try to not get confused from here guise.

Originally Cortex wanted to brainwash them and use them as super soldiers

Does he have amnesia now?

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Fucking savage, Coco. Even if your brother is an edgelord, you should still stick by him.

They switched bodies between the Crash of the other universe.

Tails gets trolled is a real masterpiece compared to this. The author was probably pretending to be retarded / autistic. Everything follows a logic, no contradictions and actual plot twists with a good use of secondaries that aren't forgotten.

I genuinely enjoy it.

We will have something to do after this then

Edgelord Crash is starting to get pissed, watch it guys.

How much Crash is left?

TgT is kinda juge

don't ask me, I just got back

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kill me

I don't understand this evil plan at all

this has the romance aspects of a soap opera. Jesus Christ

End of chapter 2 and i already want to kill myself.

TIME FOR CH.3

This completely devoid of any redeemable qualities

GUYS PREPARE YOURSELVES FOR THE THIRD PAGE

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I'm ready.

MORON
O
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Oh boy, another new shitty OC comes.

I could do the threads, but there aren't any easy ways to download all the pages, right?

ANIME

I-Is that Albino Donkey Kong trying to eat Spyro?
This is the first page that has more than 6 panels

Didn't see that coming

Nope, believe me, i'm having a hard time downloading this shit and keeping it organized.

Actually, SupersaiyanCrash has begun doing inflation art:
supersaiyancrash.deviantart.com/art/AT-Camie-inflated-612385760
supersaiyancrash.deviantart.com/art/Rq-for-KingAsylus91-611133104
This never stops getting worse.

OW THE EDGE

god help us all

I'm not the only one that reads Crash's lines in Goku's voice, right?

Maybe the human race does need to be destroyed

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He said it was a request from someone in the description, so I wouldn't say he's a complete sex pest.

THAT MAKES IT WORSE

Well, this opens a worse can of worms. There exist people who want SupersaiyanCrash to draw shit for them.

user, i wanna laugh at it, but or i feel is pain…and shame

Of course it needs to be destroyed. BANDICOOTS ARE THE MASTER RACE AFTER ALL.

ch.4 end.

Did he just get absorbed by a purple blob?

Wait, when did the two Akus meet?

Now that I think about it; yeah, it makes it worse.

You'll only feel pain and shame after seeing ==The lion king OCs joining the party==

No fucking idea

I still can't believe we have a fucking Lion King character here.

And now it has tits

What the fuck is this about? I don't remember her having that sort of backstory.

i wish i had the will to draw comics like this

The fact that it goes on its a inspiration

make it stop

THE CLOTHES MAN

pls no bully

Maybe is the destroyed kingdom of the very first story? I dunno.

What the fuck.

Is this the perfect bully bait?

I think it's Nala actually

but she has Tumblr hair

also going to /art/ to check how to draw tits make the ballon tits look extra funny

Jesus fuck, what the shit is that thing on the second panel?

There are many things that need to be erased

I would if I saw tits like that

It looks like a dog who was half-burned.

WHO THE FUCK IS THAT HUMAN, WHY DODZ HE APPEAR RANDOMLY FOR ONE PANEL, AND WHY DO EVERYBODY ACT LIKE HE'S BEEN THERE THE ENTIRE TIME

Please tell me he has not put FNaF in this to

Nala has different ears and eyes. It's Simba.

This shit is about to go down

SCENE THEME:
youtube.com/watch?v=gbOplprKTUw

Not yet

Wouldn't surprise me. The autist has an entire encyclopedia of games, apparently.

Fucking Jack, man. He must be a ninja or some shit.

Then why does he have tits now? Do we have a tranny, shapeshifting disney character now?

Don't even joke about that

The autor is a shonenjumpfag

Is the author of this just cancer personified?

Yep. He likely just redrew Simba and made him a she.

THREAD THEME

This is some real sweet bro shit.

i have to be honest

if i had millions of dollars to burn, i would hire one of those japanese animation studios and make em animate this like a 1 or 2 episodes OVA.

Just for it to exist, a testament of madness and edgy. i would also hire Urushihara just to see him twitch in agony while he works

Ch.5 go

I'll post by three pages now because this chapter is pretty much fights.

Bonus points if you guys can make original content of these pages

No somebody who can actually draw well just need to take all these OCs and just a porn comic, that is the only way this could ever be redeemable. And even then it's still stupid

Well, except these, take your time to understand ==why are they dressed like that now==

the red lighting backround makes it looks like there fighting on a green screen

I cannot understand what's going on, for real.

Only the red lightning, did you forget about the shitty jpgs he uses as backgrounds.

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God damn, these fight scenes.

WHAT A THRILL.

I love how he draws so many of the girls without clothes. He doesn't even try to pretend he is not the worse kind of degenerate

I know butt they look more out of place than normal like the amazing bulk

He has gone beyond the level of degenerate.

So he is a super degenerate

HEADSHOT

owned

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About how much longer does this one have? I don't know if I can stay up for much longer fam.

Holy fuck these tits.

Why would you put a reverse switch in the damn thing if your goal is to drain their powers without fail?

Machine doesn't say suck and blow. Lame

its like titty ninjas but with bandicoots

I have an announcement

Checking the end of the pages of this deviantart i realized that this shit isn't finished either. If you have problems to keep going with this like then i can give you two options.

We can continue dumping until the end, but there are like other 30 pages left to post.

Or we can continue tomorrow in a new thread and maybe dump some other shit.

What do you say?

oh shit

Just found out this exists, what the fuck is this shit. Is that a sword made of power crystals!?

I vote to stop, I've had enough

If we end up doing the latter option, please make sure to post a link in this thread linking to it.

Oh no, what if he brings in Donkey Kong to?

Do the latter option.

That has to be edited, isn't that the commercial for the original crash?

Alright, let's give this autism a rest and continue tomorrow. Everybody went' to sleep anyways. I'll archive this thread for now.
Have a sleep rest anons.

I meant to say "Have a good sleep anons"
Whatever, i'm tired anyway.

Archive: archive.is/iOb0d

I'm not sure I have the fortitude to start whatever the hell this is from the beginning.

I'm from east - europe country. 10 (and may more - i dont realy know) years ago there was show in TV. Anyone can play crash bandicoot (old playstation version) in TV. By phone. So, you can call into the show, and use buttons on phone to play (there was some button-tone to controler machine). I cannot found any evidences, but that was fact. Show was about hour long and on state televisoin (not any cable crap - that was only TV in country).mfw

btw sorry for retarded engrish - iam drunk as fuck

so you're basically saying that there was a show that was literally just playing the game

the proto-genisis of Lets plays or Twitch Plays Pokemon

I saw a show like that, but they played ratchet & clank. There was no machine, the guy who called would say what to do and the guy playing on tv would obey.

I feel like this picture needs to be updated a bit. Hang on…

A very nice story so far… BROTHEEEEER

I was planning on doing this one today but I'm glad others have picked it up.

Since you were missing a few: I've been keeping track of the archives, here's the full list (including this thread).

archive.is/5DyMq
archive.is/Aucff
archive.is/fqfTI
archive.is/Yq65c
archive.is/DxZKX
archive.is/X9wrb
archive.is/xdWDb
archive.is/iOb0d

Wait, I recognize that girl with the cannon. Wasn't she in that story that ripped off Injustice: Gods Among Us as the Harley to Cortex's Joker?

Also reminder I'm going to start posting glorious Tails get trolled after you guys are done with Crash.

Which day would you prefer? I'm sure you guys want to have a rest before starting to read another webcomic.

Keep it as separate from the Crash threads as you can.

NEW THREAD IS COMING
EMBRACE YOURSELVES

For what purpose?

New Crash when?

We're not going to stand a double dump on this thread.

If there are like 30 pages left and we still need more than 100 posts to reach bump limit we don't need one

Of what? This chapter of Retold is almost over. It's also better for archival purposes to have it all in one thread.

Well then, you asked for it, let's continue here then.

Let's continue where we left.

Chapter 7
Embrace yourselves because you don't know the bullshit that is coming

And so the madness continues.

It's like those randomized sentence generators.

God damn, look at these edgy kills yo.

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I love how the good guys are just mercilessly massacring everybody.

I missed about a month's worth of story dumping.

It's as though I missed nothing at all, the story still makes little sense.

I'm the user who uncensored the mlp thing's vagina. I am still haunted by it

Edgebandicoot is returning guys. Check this shit out.

hot

The WHAT?

Actually, forget it, I don't want to kno what the fuck is that shit

OH SHIT

JESUS, THE EDGE.

MY BRAIN CAN'T PROCESS THIS

It gets ==EDGIER==

For fucks sake.

I am listening to Antonio Vivaldi while reading this.

A true masterwork.

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It's funny how he appears in chapter 7

Guys by the way, this is chapter 8, and i fucking swear, stay tunned because you will be amazed at the end of this chapter

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How over the top, super edgy and ridiculous will this get?
7 on the 10 scale of stupid or full 10/10?

Well, if we already have Satan, we'll probably get Michael or God Crash. Either way, shit's abot to get biblical.

Shit satan, what are you doing

This is just one of the Crash(es) transformation, get ready for the other Crash to transform.

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That. Is. Fucking. ==GAY==

it's gonna be time for Super Bandicoot 5 times 3 soon, right?

GUYS GET READY

What the fuck is Jack doing there? He didn't appear in the clone fight. Is he some sort of cosmic entity? Also Super Bandicoot 4. This is too much.

I think he was referring to the multicolored dragon oc

IT'S NEAR

thread theme.

Didn't Aku Aku explicitly tell them all about the Super Bandicoot God legend?

AND…

You got me man. You got me with the first page.

I don't know how you guys can handle all this autism like this. I couldn't possibly force myself to actually follow it page by page, reading all the dialogue, but if I did, I doubt I'd understand what the fuck is going on anyway. Are there over a hundred characters (including edgy evil versions)? It seems like it.

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Is that fucking circle Holyangemon's shield? Because I swear it looks pretty fucking similar.

OHH FUCK HE APPEARS

Looks like it.
So add Digimon to the list of shit he's ripped off.

People who make this kind of garbage, should get unlimited funds and an army of talented animators and they should make the magic happen

Oh shit someone picked up the torch, sorry I left you all in the dark the other week. My computer died, I figured that no one cared so I never dumped the other half of the comic.

Nice going OP.

come on son

FUUUUUUUCKKK

Are you the original talemaster?

Is that really you, Punished Talemaster?

Dammit, I was trying to dual boot some software and missed the beginning

He ripped off Digimon a long, long time ago. One of the characters has a crest of love (but backwards) on her transformation.

God I hope this Bandicoot God shit is a one-time deal. The design is pure trash, and I don't want to see it ever again.

Why the fuck couldn't he have just given him blue hair?

Oh i'm sorry, i meant cancerous autistic Chris-Chan Sonichu tier vomit

Oh, yeah, I forgot about her.

Holy fuck he even has Holyangemon's color scheme and the same number of wings to fly. This is another level off rip-off.

Yes, and now that I just read the first 10 panel I feel like I was freed of some sort of personal hell.

Holy shit I though those first comic were bad but this shit is industrial grade autism

Talemaster for we still love you for initiating all of this

kek
e
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You saw this right?

If they anyone ever makes this shit into animation, who should do the OST?

I'm thinking someone like Dragonforce or Nine Inch Nails, The Band

Maximum the Hormone

I recommend Passenger of shit

IT JUST DOESN'T STOP DOES IT
youtube.com/watch?v=3s2Ksz7rpck

I can't believe he sinks to a new low with every comic. He just proves it can always get worse

This just keeps going. why won't it stop.

Why is everybody naked!?

Someone offered to dump the Tails gets trolled comics. Although, other storytimes wouldn't be bad.

>Talemaster for we still love you for initiating all of this

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Wait, is this supposed to be the final arc of Retold or something?

All these developments in the story are leading me to that conclusion.

No we are literally running out of material to dump

For now. We still have some Crash unrelated Autismfests, and more coming.

We're almost over guys, but not with out one last hit-

Well ==whoever that wants to dump Tails gets trolled after this is more than welcome==

Checking his profile, most of the galleries only have posters, but there is a small comic of how Julia was born, made of only 7 pages.

What's with the fucking paint titties fuck!

I would just like to reiterate how lucky I feel that I was never this autistic to make a bunch of stupid OCs and then post them on the internet. And that I was self aware enough to realize I sucked at drawing

It's truly a god given gift in this day and age.

Nigga you have missed a lot of MS Paint tiddies. Check /vp/ for more info.

>tfw my autistic fanfics are still there on the internet

No, no i have not.

do tell

Tell us more, Talemaster.
Wasn't it Satan.

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Fucking savage, Sonic was such an asshole in the comics

And, with this page, i finish the dump, this last page was uploaded in May 26, 2016, so, you will see the last pages of this comic in a future thread.

Now, i'll post some extra shit from his dA.

I'll tell more in another thread, but as an advance includes classic otaku shit, yaoi, yuri, lolicon, shotacon, tentacle rape, etc

Well it can't be worse than this stuff

I love this, all of this.
all of the horrible oc fanfic creators, i love you

wew lad.

Every time i come back and see this shit it ascends to new levels of ridiculousness, where the fuck can he go from here?

You don't know how shit this thing can be.

At least it isn't about Crash Bandicoot, it's about Ragnarok Online

There are no BRs right?

I'm surprised how small Homura's boobs are in that picks.

*pick

I have no words for this

I should be surprised, but I'm not.

That's Senran Kagura ain't it?

AUTISM

I'm actually pretty mad that the conclusion to the story arc hasn't been reached.

Fucking nigger needs to hurry it up.

By the way

Were you curious about how Julia was born?

No?
Yeah i'm pretty sure you weren't, but here's how it happened! Don't worry, this comic only has 7 pages.

Nope. Fuck BRs. They're horrible players.

I have found that American players seem to have the best reputation online. Oh sure people call Americans idiots all the time, but we tend to be the best players to actually play with

this, hurry up OP

So when are the three of us going to battle Crash retold style to see who is top bandicoot?

Also tanks for keeping that austims alive you two, I'll go fishing in thats fags profile for more gold. There are some regulars in his comics comment sections who are sure to have gold .

but i'm not American

Nigger what he meant is that this comic isn't finished yet.

That is a shame, well we can't all be that lucky

And we're done here

I can't draw ;_; and i'm pretty sure i can't top this Bandicoot masterpiece.
Shout out to the user Scrubmaster who dumped the SSBZ Fusion comic.

But i'd vote for Trump, even if he deports me. No, i'm not Mexican

But everyone other than Americans hates Americans

t. American

Not true, they apparently love Texans because of John Wayne

So, what do we storytime now?

Pic related is what the Americayn image is around the world
because it's true

DAMN RIGHT

praise Jesus

Alright, this is it. My job is done here.

It's up to you guys if you want to dump Tails gets Trolled in another thread.

The next comic from this guy should be Game Eater. But that would be either for tomorrow night or Friday night.

I would prefer it wait till tomorrow, but it's up to him

It's five in the morning. I have truly lost control of my life.
How do I live on knowing this exists?
Fuck, I need a beer.

Don't worry user! If you get in time to what it comes, you won't be dissapointed.

But of-fucking-course.

holy crap my sides

Archive link for your pleasure.

archive.is/g8X3C

That fucking guy. The sword that the Not!Crash is using is cute though. Or would be, if it wasn't drawn like trash.

plebs didn't even recognize that, did you?

Good lord.

SUPER TENGEN TOPPA
BANDICOOT LAGANN

True art

Maybe someone can kill me and chop off your hand then replace your hand with mine and I can enter your mind and take over your body but only sometimes and then decades later we can fight on top of a giant anamatronic Crash Bandicoot

Holy shit, what the fuck did I miss?

I come back to Holla Forums from a long vacation and I see this.

What the fuck?

It was from the crossover with SSB. Link, Pikachu, Mario, and Fox are all Saiyans

I'll see if I can't use some bash fuckery to get all the pages.

Check the archives, this has been an amazing shit show.

I want someone to draw this now

Jesus.

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Hey, that sounds like **my shit too*

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I like how they literally make Crash a waifu and then brainwash her into falling in love with him.

I wish I had friends who'd do that for me.

CH1-11: my.mixtape.moe/mgkyur.zip
CH12-22: my.mixtape.moe/ptpiud.zip
The bash script I made only downloaded the thumbnails, so I had to use greasyfork.org/en/scripts/10437-dm-deviant-art-gallery-ripper to download it.

ultimatelazerbot.deviantart.com/gallery/45192067/TGT-Chapters-1-30
He switched accounts. Last update was around November 2015, I think.

OH FUCK

But why didn't he update the "official website"?

Anyway, thank you! You saved me a lot of work. Can't wait to start the threads next week and see what's new.

bump

bump

I expect you to announce when are you going to dump Tails gets Trolled because i'll dump the next comic probably tomorrow or at friday night.

After the entire Crash saga is posted.

Alright then~

How much is left exactly?

There's only one comic left that is complete.
According to the other Talemasters, its friends also have comics with this level of autism, so dumping Game Eater (the next comic to dump), it comes Tails gets Trolled while we find other goldmines.

An announce, i'm probably doing a the dump now, since this week is gonna be busy due to this E3

You guys tell me if you want me to dump now

Dump that complete one then, I guess.