There's something very unnerving about this

There's something very unnerving about this

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He looks less creepy than the actual Elf on the Shelf. They really should revamp him to look less… You know.
Anyway, are you not American, user? It sounds like you just don't know what the Elf on the Shelf is.

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they don't even have pointed ears

yep, it's a creepy ass thing. they've been using that exact same doll without alterations for years now.
I'm in north america and vaguely familiar with it, but I don't know anyone around here that considers it a "Tradition"

This seems desperate. Although it is animated better than that crappy special they did in 2011

>>>/tg/

where can I see a qt ratgirl?

Yolandi Visser?

i'm serious man

Wait, I recognize that elf. My sister and his husband use it to make my nieces believe he is alive and a Santa Claus' helper, making pictures of him doing some antics.

Don't tell me that is the new trend on stupid modern parents?

There's Biohazard, but I think he only draws gay rat porn.

It is an old ""tradition"" that has became popular ""again"" in recent years. I personally never heard of the damn thing until I read an article on how it was "inadvertently" prepping kids to live in a surveillance state. (archive.is/Q9Nn6)
Kind of odd how it has grown in popularity since then…

I'm American and I don't know what it is.

You're just remembering that the damn elf always saw you jacking off and was most likely making a song about it

Well, there's elves according to Tolkien, and then there are old school elves from folklore who basically developed into dwarves, gnomes and halflings in modern fantasy.


Ink-Eyes has a bit of art. Although she's maybe not exactly "cute".

Gee, you must be really old.

>My sister and his husband
???

Sorry, I meant her husband. I'm foreign and english is not my first language.

This isn't a blog user and I hope your family gets horribly mangled by the beginning of next year.

Hey Holla Forums

I personally prefer when animal-grills are drawn more animal like than human.

Hey reddit.

Hey /fur/

Heil Hitler

Fucking finally.
sage for nothing to add to the thread

Hey Holla Forums

This, I've never heard of this thing until that fucking dobson comic, and even then I didn't understand what it was.

No one cares what you think.

Uh, so that's what it was referencing, then.

That thing looks like prime horror film/game material.

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NO TANGENTS ALLOWED YOU BETTER STOP OR I'LL KEEP ACCUSING YOU OF BEING FROM TEEEEVEEEEEE
Cry harder you impotent little cuck.

Cuck

The bottom pic makes her look like Caitlyn Jenner.

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what's this now?

where do the "really 9000 years old" loli elves come from?

also that ratgirl seems cute enough, at least with the mask on. I agree with the other user, hate those lazy drawings that just slap on an ear and a tail.

Implying I didn't carve a hole in this elf and use it as a cocksleeve

I'd guess that specific portrayal is mostly Japanese. But they probably got it from Dungeons and Dragons, who got their elves from Tolkien, which he got from German romanticists, who got their inspiration from Shakespeare (midsummer nights's dream), who got it from Scottish and Scandinavian folklore, who got it from Germanic mythology and folklore.
Elves (AKA fairies, fair folk, seelie, unseelie, huldra, ellefolk, alfar), are an old meme. Apparently, the original name, ɑlβi-z, literally meant "white people," either because they were so good and/or beautiful.
Then again, I'm getting this from wikipedia, so take it with a grain of salt.

christmas elves are confusing as fuck though

Nonsense! They're the small ones. The big ones go on the slaughterhooks and sent towards the butcher, and the small ones go straight into the meat chopper.
The ones that we've conclusively tested are female though go on to become cocksleeves regardless of size.

>>>/tg/

Damn Straight. And proud of it too!

"They were first introduced in literature by Louisa May Alcott [USA] in 1856. […] The association of Christmas presents with elves has precedents in the first half of the 19th century with the Tomte in Sweden and Nisse in Denmark, and St Nicholas himself is called an elf in A Visit from St. Nicholas (1823) [by a US writer]".
"The nisse/tomte is an echo of ancient ancestral cult. He was sometimes seen as the farmer who cleared the forest to build the farm and who in pre-Christian times would have been buried on the farm in a mound."
"Nisse may be derived from Norse niðsi, meaning "dear little relative" or from the Germanic water-sprite nixie.[2]"
TLDR: Christmas Elves are not actually related to the proper Elvish folklore, but have instead taken on elvish traits in a kind of bastardising cultural osmosis.
Thanks, America!

no explain why they always fluctuate between looking like fairies, children, short humans or dwarves

Quite simple, really. Elves are highly magical creatures, but the magic varies from dimension to dimension, so their appearance is changed to better accommodate the natural magical order of things. They're all the same species across different dimensions.

Because normalfags don't care about the centuries of folklore that is part of their ancestral heritage. Because the people producing the movies, books and figures of Christmas elves just take whatever they saw on the tele, water it down according to focus group studies, throw it into the Santa "mythos" in the cheapest and quickest way they can and then call it a day.

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Elves and fairies started as gods in the distant past, then got blended with deified ancestors. Later, when the people with those beliefs were conquered and assimilated into a new population, their ancestor-gods were gradually displaced, becoming first alien, then diminutive as they shrank from veneration and memory.

Christmas Elves are Gnomes

Because the (((people))) producing the movies, books and figures of Christmas elves just take whatever stereotypes they gleaned from other students during their education (the last time they interacted with anyone who actually believed these things), water it down according to focus group studies, throw it into the Santa "mythos" in the cheapest and quickest way they can and then call it a day.

It's a regional thing.

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Because they are not real and people draw / write whatever they feel like. You don't need to apply for a license from the United IP Consistency Association to have make-believe creatures.

Elves, fairies, dwarves, etc. were all basically the same thing at one point.

user, you write interesting posts but you're kind of a faggot.

Shadelf when?
Elf with a shelf?

I dread what horrors await us in a timeline where Shadman took it upon himself to draw Elf on the Shelf porn.

His slutty Link was pretty amazing.

Only been doing it this thread because I think Adolf would like the subject. But I'll make a new years resolution to such fewer cocks.

The children looking elves are the weirdest.

There's something sinister about a child-like workforce being forced by a fat old man to make toys all year round for other snot-nosed, bratty children, no?

citation needed

yeah, but you should expect some sort of consistency from something that is told to children as real for many years,

I mean that would be as crazy as having a black santa claus… wait

prove it

Lies, shadman can't draw dicks to save his life

I'm not going to spoonfeed you, faggot.

He draws better dicks than Gideon "Tubecock" Hoss.
What kind of furry doesn't know how sheathes work?

He also probably draws better dicks than cwc, that doesn't make his good.

Well, God Damn It, who draws the best dicks?

In all likelihood, probably InCase. Their futashit is usually top-tier.

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A holiday tradition because he said so

"no"

shadman's human dicks look wrong, and like incase, he always draws them looking the exact fucking same

you're no authority on magic beings, that's why.s
charlatan.
fraud.
fake.

I remember you being a faggot in the cat-elf thing thread, using almost identical terms.

Kevin J. Taylor draws some great dicks.

French?

One race, the elven race

Better than Shadman

*faerie race or fae race
you ignoramus

and everyone is better than shadman

what was this now?

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Christ he looks like the faggot who played Light in the death note netflix movie in the second picture.

WHO

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I want to fuck the elf. Bad.

look no further than Freya Crescent
there's some good porn out there lad

post some pls

that elf is male user

if (((they))) insist on pushing this "tradition" every year now, why did they make the doll so damn creepy?

too lazy to update the design? change it to look more like the christmas tree ornaments, which are actually cute

why does a little cute elf have the voice of a 20-something chad

no such thing

What did he mean by this?

He means you can't fucking tell.
Even if you're an elf.

I wanna fuck that elf

bullshit, christmas elves aren't the same as regular elves.

You still have to tap it to find out.

Kill yourselves.

Hi /satan/

how? these particular elves are about as big as, well, a doll.

ask /d/

I want to fuck some cocksleeve christmas elves

tell me