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Adrian Morales
Adrian Morales

There's something very unnerving about this

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Xavier Murphy
Xavier Murphy

He looks less creepy than the actual Elf on the Shelf. They really should revamp him to look less… You know.
Anyway, are you not American, user? It sounds like you just don't know what the Elf on the Shelf is.

Brandon Richardson
Brandon Richardson

they don't even have pointed ears
yep, it's a creepy ass thing. they've been using that exact same doll without alterations for years now.
I'm in north america and vaguely familiar with it, but I don't know anyone around here that considers it a "Tradition"

This seems desperate. Although it is animated better than that crappy special they did in 2011

Jacob Brown
Jacob Brown

/tg/index.html

Caleb Morris
Caleb Morris

where can I see a qt ratgirl?

Michael Hughes
Michael Hughes

Yolandi Visser?

Nathan Cox
Nathan Cox

i'm serious man

Cooper Thomas
Cooper Thomas

Wait, I recognize that elf. My sister and his husband use it to make my nieces believe he is alive and a Santa Claus' helper, making pictures of him doing some antics.

Don't tell me that is the new trend on stupid modern parents?

Connor Jones
Connor Jones

There's Biohazard, but I think he only draws gay rat porn.

Asher Turner
Asher Turner

It is an old ""tradition"" that has became popular ""again"" in recent years. I personally never heard of the damn thing until I read an article on how it was "inadvertently" prepping kids to live in a surveillance state. (archive.fo/Q9Nn6)
Kind of odd how it has grown in popularity since then…

Charles Hernandez
Charles Hernandez

I'm American and I don't know what it is.

Kevin Sanchez
Kevin Sanchez

You're just remembering that the damn elf always saw you jacking off and was most likely making a song about it

Austin Wilson
Austin Wilson

they don't even have pointed ears
Well, there's elves according to Tolkien, and then there are old school elves from folklore who basically developed into dwarves, gnomes and halflings in modern fantasy.

Ink-Eyes has a bit of art. Although she's maybe not exactly "cute".

Andrew Turner
Andrew Turner

Biohazard
Gee, you must be really old.

Jayden Brooks
Jayden Brooks

My sister and his husband
???

Jacob Adams
Jacob Adams

Sorry, I meant her husband. I'm foreign and english is not my first language.

Juan James
Juan James

This isn't a blog user and I hope your family gets horribly mangled by the beginning of next year.

Hey /tv/

Elijah Scott
Elijah Scott

I personally prefer when animal-grills are drawn more animal like than human.
Hey reddit.

Angel Hernandez
Angel Hernandez

Hey /fur/

Robert Phillips
Robert Phillips

Heil Hitler

Caleb White
Caleb White

vols actually getting rid of boogeyman retard's posts for once
Fucking finally.
sage for nothing to add to the thread

Gabriel Rogers
Gabriel Rogers

Hey /tv/

Matthew Jenkins
Matthew Jenkins

This, I've never heard of this thing until that fucking dobson comic, and even then I didn't understand what it was.

Cooper Sanchez
Cooper Sanchez

No one cares what you think.

Asher Edwards
Asher Edwards

that fucking dobson comic
Uh, so that's what it was referencing, then.

Michael Kelly
Michael Kelly

That thing looks like prime horror film/game material.

Ryder King
Ryder King

NO TANGENTS ALLOWED YOU BETTER STOP OR I'LL KEEP ACCUSING YOU OF BEING FROM TEEEEVEEEEEE
Cry harder you impotent little cuck.

Nicholas Bennett
Nicholas Bennett

Cuck

Julian Thompson
Julian Thompson

The bottom pic makes her look like Caitlyn Jenner.

Josiah Adams
Josiah Adams

her

Lucas Allen
Lucas Allen

what's this now?

Luke Bennett
Luke Bennett

where do the "really 9000 years old" loli elves come from?

also that ratgirl seems cute enough, at least with the mask on. I agree with the other user, hate those lazy drawings that just slap on an ear and a tail.

Juan Johnson
Juan Johnson

Implying I didn't carve a hole in this elf and use it as a cocksleeve

Caleb Hernandez
Caleb Hernandez

where do the "really 9000 years old" loli elves come from?
I'd guess that specific portrayal is mostly Japanese. But they probably got it from Dungeons and Dragons, who got their elves from Tolkien, which he got from German romanticists, who got their inspiration from Shakespeare (midsummer nights's dream), who got it from Scottish and Scandinavian folklore, who got it from Germanic mythology and folklore.
Elves (AKA fairies, fair folk, seelie, unseelie, huldra, ellefolk, alfar), are an old meme. Apparently, the original name, ɑlβi-z, literally meant "white people," either because they were so good and/or beautiful.
Then again, I'm getting this from wikipedia, so take it with a grain of salt.

Jacob Bennett
Jacob Bennett

christmas elves are confusing as fuck though

Gabriel Davis
Gabriel Davis

Nonsense! They're the small ones. The big ones go on the slaughterhooks and sent towards the butcher, and the small ones go straight into the meat chopper.
The ones that we've conclusively tested are female though go on to become cocksleeves regardless of size.

Jaxson Barnes
Jaxson Barnes

/tg/index.html

Angel Jackson
Angel Jackson

Damn Straight. And proud of it too!

Joshua Flores
Joshua Flores

"They were first introduced in literature by Louisa May Alcott [USA] in 1856. […] The association of Christmas presents with elves has precedents in the first half of the 19th century with the Tomte in Sweden and Nisse in Denmark, and St Nicholas himself is called an elf in A Visit from St. Nicholas (1823) [by a US writer]".
"The nisse/tomte is an echo of ancient ancestral cult. He was sometimes seen as the farmer who cleared the forest to build the farm and who in pre-Christian times would have been buried on the farm in a mound."
"Nisse may be derived from Norse niðsi, meaning "dear little relative" or from the Germanic water-sprite nixie.[2]"
TLDR: Christmas Elves are not actually related to the proper Elvish folklore, but have instead taken on elvish traits in a kind of bastardising cultural osmosis.
Thanks, America!

Ian Gray
Ian Gray

no explain why they always fluctuate between looking like fairies, children, short humans or dwarves

Kevin Martin
Kevin Martin

Quite simple, really. Elves are highly magical creatures, but the magic varies from dimension to dimension, so their appearance is changed to better accommodate the natural magical order of things. They're all the same species across different dimensions.

Kayden Hernandez
Kayden Hernandez

Because normalfags don't care about the centuries of folklore that is part of their ancestral heritage. Because the people producing the movies, books and figures of Christmas elves just take whatever they saw on the tele, water it down according to focus group studies, throw it into the Santa "mythos" in the cheapest and quickest way they can and then call it a day.

Tyler Rodriguez
Tyler Rodriguez

(checked)

Oliver Long
Oliver Long

Elves and fairies started as gods in the distant past, then got blended with deified ancestors. Later, when the people with those beliefs were conquered and assimilated into a new population, their ancestor-gods were gradually displaced, becoming first alien, then diminutive as they shrank from veneration and memory.

Ryder Cook
Ryder Cook

Christmas Elves are Gnomes

Elijah Anderson
Elijah Anderson

Because the people producing the movies, books and figures of Christmas elves just take whatever they saw on the tele, water it down according to focus group studies, throw it into the Santa "mythos" in the cheapest and quickest way they can and then call it a day.

Because the (((people))) producing the movies, books and figures of Christmas elves just take whatever stereotypes they gleaned from other students during their education (the last time they interacted with anyone who actually believed these things), water it down according to focus group studies, throw it into the Santa "mythos" in the cheapest and quickest way they can and then call it a day.

Angel Brooks
Angel Brooks

It's a regional thing.

Hudson Ward
Hudson Ward

thumbnail

Wyatt Adams
Wyatt Adams

Because they are not real and people draw / write whatever they feel like. You don't need to apply for a license from the United IP Consistency Association to have make-believe creatures.

Thomas Turner
Thomas Turner

Elves, fairies, dwarves, etc. were all basically the same thing at one point.

Easton Walker
Easton Walker

avatarfagging
user, you write interesting posts but you're kind of a faggot.

Connor Howard
Connor Howard

Shadelf when?
Elf with a shelf?

Aiden Ward
Aiden Ward

Shadelf
I dread what horrors await us in a timeline where Shadman took it upon himself to draw Elf on the Shelf porn.

Dominic Cooper
Dominic Cooper

His slutty Link was pretty amazing.

Camden Long
Camden Long

Only been doing it this thread because I think Adolf would like the subject. But I'll make a new years resolution to such fewer cocks.

Justin Collins
Justin Collins

The children looking elves are the weirdest.

There's something sinister about a child-like workforce being forced by a fat old man to make toys all year round for other snot-nosed, bratty children, no?

Blake Rodriguez
Blake Rodriguez

Gnomes
citation needed

David Adams
David Adams

yeah, but you should expect some sort of consistency from something that is told to children as real for many years,

I mean that would be as crazy as having a black santa claus… wait

Hudson Rodriguez
Hudson Rodriguez

prove it

Levi Perez
Levi Perez

Lies, shadman can't draw dicks to save his life

Brandon Wilson
Brandon Wilson

I'm not going to spoonfeed you, faggot.

Isaiah Phillips
Isaiah Phillips

He draws better dicks than Gideon "Tubecock" Hoss.
What kind of furry doesn't know how sheathes work?

Logan Ward
Logan Ward

He also probably draws better dicks than cwc, that doesn't make his good.

Kevin Bennett
Kevin Bennett

Well, God Damn It, who draws the best dicks?

Carter Jones
Carter Jones

In all likelihood, probably InCase. Their futashit is usually top-tier.

Grayson Gray
Grayson Gray

Their

Mason Nelson
Mason Nelson

A holiday tradition because he said so

Ethan Bailey
Ethan Bailey

sameface
samebody
samecock

good

"no"

Tyler Adams
Tyler Adams

shadman's human dicks look wrong, and like incase, he always draws them looking the exact fucking same

Nolan Williams
Nolan Williams

you're no authority on magic beings, that's why.s
charlatan.
fraud.
fake.

Carter Rogers
Carter Rogers

authority on magical beings
I remember you being a faggot in the cat-elf thing thread, using almost identical terms.

Kayden Ortiz
Kayden Ortiz

Kevin J. Taylor draws some great dicks.

Gavin Reed
Gavin Reed

French?

Charles Peterson
Charles Peterson

One race, the elven race
Better than Shadman

Mason Thomas
Mason Thomas

*faerie race or fae race
you ignoramus

and everyone is better than shadman

William Foster
William Foster

I remember you in the cat-elf thing thread using identical terms
what was this now?

Henry Watson
Henry Watson

her

Christian Rogers
Christian Rogers

Christ he looks like the faggot who played Light in the death note netflix movie in the second picture.

Hunter Russell
Hunter Russell

WHO

Brandon Jenkins
Brandon Jenkins

watching you masturbate

David Adams
David Adams

I want to fuck the elf. Bad.

Christian Collins
Christian Collins

look no further than Freya Crescent
there's some good porn out there lad

Camden Wilson
Camden Wilson

there's some good porn out there lad
post some pls

Ethan Watson
Ethan Watson

that elf is male user

Angel Lewis
Angel Lewis

if (((they))) insist on pushing this "tradition" every year now, why did they make the doll so damn creepy?

too lazy to update the design? change it to look more like the christmas tree ornaments, which are actually cute

Sebastian Torres
Sebastian Torres

why does a little cute elf have the voice of a 20-something chad

Henry Walker
Henry Walker

no such thing

Nathaniel Martinez
Nathaniel Martinez

elves don't have genders

What did he mean by this?

Joseph Scott
Joseph Scott

He means you can't fucking tell.
Even if you're an elf.

Kevin Williams
Kevin Williams

I wanna fuck that elf

Cameron White
Cameron White

bullshit, christmas elves aren't the same as regular elves.

pic related

Brandon Perez
Brandon Perez

You still have to tap it to find out.

Christopher Thompson
Christopher Thompson

Order of the Cuck

Kill yourselves.

David Turner
David Turner

Hi /satan/

Isaiah Lewis
Isaiah Lewis

how? these particular elves are about as big as, well, a doll.

Noah Howard
Noah Howard

ask /d/

Robert James
Robert James

I want to fuck some cocksleeve christmas elves

Xavier Diaz
Xavier Diaz

tell me

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