PRESS BRIEFING #25 WITH SEAN "THE JEWS FEAR THE WAIFU" SPICER AND PRESIDENT TRUMP TO SIGN S. 442

Shion a best. She's a true mort angel.

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GLORIOUS

Cute waifus who can kill you are best waifus

tfw most of doujins featuring her are shota shit

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I want to bully my waifu

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Fuura is waifu-tier, but you'll get sick of having an undead waifu eventually.

Yeah, you're right. It's a real shame.
Thought you were dissing mai waifu there for a moment

ok

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user, you might want to use a better picture next time, there's a large pile of garbage taking up most of the image.

Someone needs to shop this.
Trumps head, and armor in USA colors.

More shekels for kike contractors.

Sad.

(HEIL)
Kek confirms user's waifu a shit

Aqua has unusually low luck, so it's only fitting she'd get BTFO by digits

what anime is this?

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I hate being a Jonathan in these threads.

Anyone have the highlights from yesterday?

Aqua-slut's Otherworldly Adventures.

Mai-chans daily life

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S.442 - National Aeronautics and Space Administration Transition Authorization Act of 2017
congress.gov: archive.is/LQa1A

I found it myself, it's Konosuba
Thanks, fuckers

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FLAT IS JUSTICE

WAIFUS IN SPAAAAAAAAAACE

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While anthropogenic global warming is a red herring, it is important to preserve the land for the generations to come. If global warming is definitely man-made and definitely a threat, we'd better nuke China and India before they doom us all.

fuck

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kek is truly on your side

if you guys are bored:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=DQZimqiRYAk

President Trump Signs S. 442

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She's the best idol

Waifus
In
Space

(((crucial))) earth science branch

>>>/trash/
Get that shit out of my face nigger.

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sadly work has blocked the image server from Holla Forums, not sure they even did it on purpose cause why not block the whole site… oh well i hope your image was witty

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KEK does not approve of such degereracy

Nah, I wouldn't do that. She's a cutie.

no phone to post from?

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It was nothing special, just a screenshot for informational purposes.

ya i have this thing called ourobours that can get around the image servers. but i forgot my fucking phone at home…. although i can still create the MP4 for the press briefings today if its slow enough

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By your own standards, KEK would not approve of such degeneracy either. By that definition, it'd make Wiz the best girl. Which one could make a solid argument for.

manofculturetoo.jpg

Thread Theme

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itmedia.co.jp/news/articles/1005/21/news046.html

Damn son, you got garbage tastes.

Why this thread? I don't get it.

Oh well, ez report

I will post this every thread until you like it.

Anime severely triggers the goon and the jew

You'll reply to my random shitpost responding to a goon but you won't tell me what anime your own waifu is from. I see how it is, user.

Explain how that is anything but degeneracy

I had faith in your ability to do it on your own, user

Who cares about some facefagging like shill. Anyone stupid enough to click any of theses stream links deserves it.

Konosuba, you fag

Shills and goons are retarded, You aren't and should be able to find things without being spoonfed

I did find it on my own, you fucking nerds. Look up.

At least someone had faith

Do not watch ANYTHING called Konosuba. It is a super gay anime. The actual anime you are looking for is called Boku no Pico.

Am I right in assuming you're complaining about avatarfagging?

The actual show you want is Wolf and Spice

Okuu will always have a place in my heart.

CLAIMED

Also top lel at the goons thinking 3DPD will rustle us

Flat is fukkboi.

Trump live

EL RATO TO HIS RIGHT

THE RAT IS ATTEMPTING TO LEAVE THE EARTH AND SPREAD!

They're still here?
I'm used to dealing with fucktards that never go beyond a (1), this is easy mode

Ratz in space!

Whoa! I forgot all about that game. Definitely firing up the emulator this weekend.

AND THE ENTIRE UNIVERSE

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Oh man that's so cool

Astro Don is now NASA!

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INTERPLANETARY HIGHWAY SYSTEM

INTERPLANETARY HIGWAY SYSTEM

SEND THEM TO SPACE

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kek, Rato just can't keep his hands off the desk he had hoped would be his. His face still shows his broken soul.

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Space ovens for the Jews when?

National Space Council

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PRAISE KEK

And there's Roboto to the left of Rato's, looking shattered and alone. kukuku

We have a giant one at the center of the solar system, that can fit all the undesirables, and it even has $0 in maintenance costs!

Watching it now

What a timeline

Wonder how many Trump haters who are massive spacelovers will slowly come around

Sorry, do not contaminate our Sun with dead Jews! Having orbit ovens with live feeds is much more fun!

I don't like fucking skellingtons. I prefer soft playthings.

Cruz wouldn't even let him go for a handshake.

You're some kind of livinglove queer ain't you

Best dragon

How much did the budget increase?

Dubs confirm it.

GIVEN OUT PENS

Am I reading these pictures wrong, or does Trump dislike Pence? His face is completely shut down, as if attempting to hold back his disgust or displeasure with the guy.

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You unprofessional rat. Absolutely disgusting

I want to see Rato and Rubio fight to the death over whether Florida or Texas gets the new space-port.

Yup, I love em warm and willing.

Praise Kek for filters.

Hopefully Texas, Texas is a best.

is today the day they finally announce the beginning of the shoah?

So what's this bill that was signed?

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I agree, fuck the swamp-spaceport.

INTERPLANETARY HIGWAY SYSTEM
christ this computer at work takes forever to crank out webms

Texas here. Yes please.

Goresuch confirmation hearing is ongoing as well.

youtube.com/watch?v=VnP4wQ0q_y0

Nice. Thanks for making and sharing that.

How is it that Graham is a republican again?

Fuck you Graham.

no worries user hopefully we'll have a spicey briefing some i can make some more

He, Schumer, Mccain and the others all have tons of pedo kompromat on them. Why do you think that they can make those faggy "EVEN REPUBLICANS ARE TIRED OF DRUMPF!" article? It's literally Mccain and Graham every single time in those articles. They're the epitome of controlled-opposition.

WRONG

Or the Zodiac Killer has tired of murdering humans and now wants to serial kill some ayyliums

The faggot just said he voted for Kagan and Sotomayer because the were well to the left of the mainstream. Wtf?

Graham is still asshurt over Trump winning the election.

well graham is a kike pedophile so it doesnt surprise me

It's hard to pick between Wiz and Megumin, but they're both top tier girls.

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saved

Beautiful

Quads for best girl

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Ok then

And it's only Tuesday.

T-35 for SPICE FLIGHT 1488. 1st to travel the new IHS into deep space.

Post yfw you realize this comes right after the left passed that bill allowing employers to see your genetic data, thus giving Trump the key to keep the jews on Earth while we colonize space.

3D>2D
PROVE ME WRONG ANIME MASTURBATORS

Okay.

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Suck a giant one. Space port is already in Canaveral, moving it to Texas is a money suck and youre trading one hot lonely place for another. also its next to me mam's house so i can visit it for cheap, leave my fun time alone

I'm not saying don't put white babies in it, but I am saying that 2D is objectively superior from a standpoint of pure aesthetics.

3dpd kids, not even once.

At least post a girl worth posting.

acceptable taste, friend

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The fuck you talking about nigger? The mermaid is the fuck. Rachnera just knows what to do and how to do it.
Confirmed shit taste.

Holy shit that's disgusting, what the fuck is wrong with the Japanese.

I bet you like the lamia faggot

Aren't horses supposed to be able to manipulate their vaginal muscles like nobody's business?

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That's dolphins

Ask the Danes.

Has it started, or did I miss it?

and if you're gonna post monmusu you might as well post best girl

nigger it starts at 1:30 est
youtube.com/watch?v=WB9eB5j05oQ

SOON

So how many questions do you think we'll get today abut Comey?

Don't call me a nigger you fucking faggot.

then don't be a nigger.

You're both niggerfaggots.

Spicer, in the name of best girl get this shit started

I never get to watch these live, I'm so excited.

Nah fuck you faggot rude as fuck punk as bitch tossing insults around and shit.
Its you acting like a nigger.

Fucking pussy ass virgin, keyboard warrior. Nigger loving jank ass punk bitch.
Your mother doesn't even love you and your father thinks your are a failure.

Kill yourself immediately.
You won't be missed.

Well, I don't see how Spicer can ignore those Hitler trips.

what ever tumblriania

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wew lad

fug

Stay mad nigger.

lol, project much? nigger.

sorry

hopefully its a good one user. probably just a bunch of faggy wire tapping and Russian connection questions

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Impressive. Very nice.

its ok user we all feel the spice some times
praise be to sean spice

Like always. The same group of entitled faggots sitting there asking the same entitled faggot questions.

Trump needs to throw in a new batch of reporters every 2 weeks.

forgot to take off my sage and it costed me dubs
I am shamed

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Who 25/25 here?

if dubs he dies of heart attack during the press briefing

Stop fapping and hurry it up, Sean.

Dubs dont work like that, son

if your not willing to believe in kek with all your heart they won't

Posting spice to summon Spicer

You don't ask for dubs, they come to you.

Checked

KEK

Confirmed. For the millionth time.

checked

What will the Spice temp chart be today?

why am I getting so many gets in this thread?

The spice will be off the charts

YUM!

Kek rewards the faithful.

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Life is suffering

Texas here. Not sure if it would be related but Ellington air field here in Houston was supposed to be made into a spaceport. I can try to find some sources if anyone's interested.

iktf, I used to eat it every morning. Loved the shit. But shitting blood and day long heart palps proved it was too much.

Nice singles.

>>>/out/

Was that the Virgin airlines spaceport thing?

Nice

I never got heart palpitations from it, but definitely shit blood a few times.

Why does she have spikes going through her head?

I already have a ton of work to do and I also have to send headlines to the NYT. How do you expect me to do briefing on time like this?

Get Mrs. Renfros at your local grocer. Thier ghost pepper salsa is delicious. Your anus wont get burnt, just don't eat greasy food along with it, and you'll be fine.

It's sexy anime girls, I aint gotta explain shit.

No. I believe that was in New Mexico. Sources state the following;

"Sierra Nevada announced earlier this year that the company plans on using Ellington to land its Dream Chaser, a new craft that looks like a mini-shuttle, but the spacecraft won't start flying until late 2016 at the earliest. On top of that, Sierra Nevada's Ellington agreement may sound like a big deal but the company has the dubious distinction of being the only company that NASA didn't choose to keep working with to develop commercial flights to transport astronauts by 2017, while SpaceX and Boeing both got NASA contracts."

Kek Approves of darkness! Get btfo Megumin & aqua faggots.

That's my go-to brand. Unfortunately their ghost pepper salsa also burns my anus.

Maybe you just have tempered your anus over time? I'm pretty new to ingesting large amounts of peppers

They're antennas to detect jews

It's a radar. She's a ship.

WE LIVE

IT BEGINS

Then hurry the fugg up. You wont do well with blue balls.

PICTURE

IT'S LIVE

Its live faggots

Not too late for Spice, never too late for waifus

GOING LIVE

SOUND AN VIDEO ACQUIRED

HE'S HERE

SPICE IS RIGHT TIME!

A short briefing today

Last anniversary for niggercare

OBAMACARE REFUNDS CONFIRMED

WEW

My father did well to introduce spicy food to me at a very young age. You merely adopted the spice, I was born in it - molded by it.
Either way, we live now

I love how everyone called it "Obamacare" as an honor, noq it's being shoved down that niggers throat

Who's ready for the "space exploration is misplaced priorities" questions?

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HUMAN EXPLORATION OF MARS
EXPERIMENTS TESTING FOR PAST LIFE

WE SPACE PEOPLE NOW

SPACE EMPIRE CONFIRMED

WHO GON FEED MAH KEEDS?!

t. April

What questions will the media ask about RUSSIAGATE?

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trips confirm he's knowingly sticking it to that nigger
I feel like ""The Martian" was predictive programming about that.

Get some chiles de arbol. Pretty hot, but best flavor of all hot peppers.

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Maybe we'll finally pick up all those dead rovers that litter Mars.

but mah dick

I don't really believe in the nork threat, I just think we should steal nork from the chinks and appropriate their people for the west

SPICE FARMERS CONFIRMED!

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c'mon Sean
unless you're baiting the press

YES! ICE RESULTS

kek

QUESTION TIME

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Spice'd right out of the gate. Nice.

time for the concern trolling known as journalism to begin

What a horrible faggot tie.

Tasty little fuckers, always a nice snack.
Spice levels increasing amongst pleb reporters

Why did you add the word 'tie'?

Sean really has gotten better at his job since Trump showed him how to BTFO people propperly

We tech priests now, praise the Omnisiah!

It feels really damn good fam.

ice.gov/declined-detainer-outcome-report

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Am I too late?

I need more anime women working out.

Kek wills it

Why dream so small?
Galactic Empire

wew

What is that?

POO IN LOO

the alpha poo

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It's just your friendly neighborhood poo-in-loo.

Space purge'an when?

D E S I G N A T E D

just browse danbooru or pixiv, fam

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Did he get Brazilian reporter QT yet?

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Ugh

i want this meme to end

That's true, but I WANT MORE!
While "Calm down, Jonathon" is great, I want press passes revoked, journos removed by security.
ESCALATION WHEN?

Philip K. Dick was right all along.

Welcome to your first press briefing, user.

Counts as a claim

she's yours now

realistically speaking, is AHCA gonna pass?

"Standpact."

Best accidental portmanteau.

WE'RE ACTUALLY TALKING ABOUT ROLLING BACK ROE VS WADE??

NOT TAKING THE BAIT

wew

Spicer refuses to be baited

SEAN "BAIT DODGER" SPICER

Wew. We're going back to this story.

RAPE CULTURE IS IN OUR SCHOOLS

Sean knows how to dodge bait because he talks about waifus before every briefing.

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RAPE
RAPE

WHY IS TRUMP RACIST?

KILL ALL SPICS

NOT GOING TO TAKE THE BAIT
Meme away anons

I'm fairly certain this reporter is going to get lambasted by her colleagues for daring to bring up uncomfortable facts like our schools becoming unsafe for citizens.

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Yeah I picked up on that too, holy shit. Props on her for bringing up the fact it was an illegal immigrant that committed the crime.

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School no room for illegal Mexican rapists!

Damn, quick work. Nice one user.

Thanks

"Why is an 18 year old in the 9th grade"

Ahh, that's why she's asking a decent question.

She's a QT. I hope she gets to stay.

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makes sense now

IMMIGRATION TAKES A TOLL ON OUR PEOPLE

Spicy

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A SPICE TO BE PAID

Sleepy eyed chink spotted.

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I can see the headlines now.
'Why is Washington letting reporters ask irrelevant questions during briefings?'

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Sleepy eyed chink wakes up.

That webm

dude what

MUH laptop not allowed? Boo Hoo!

WHAT IF MY CARRY-ON IS FULL OF GAS STATION CANDY?

WILL I BE FLAGGED?

user how are you capturing and editing this videos so quickly?

Weaponized autism

magic

God damn this bitch is ugly.

SPACE IMPERIUM

So did they get hold of the CIA's remote aircraft control systems?

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download shareX and lrn2useit fgt

Nice trips

No comments you stupid cunt. Talk to TSA bitch!

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if you are talking to me i am using Vclip

Fucking spiced bitch.

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Sean with the fucking bantz today.

Spicy as fuck

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FACT CHECKING

MILK THOSE TITTIES

two minutes ago spice gave pic related look to the woman talking now lol

Political Reality

HAHAHAHA Bitch got spiced! She counts like CBO.

HERE WE GO

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shit whoops

Her face! She is so salty, mark my words, there will be an article about shaming women for their math abilities and saying men like Spicer is the reason there aren't more women in STEM.

CBO BTFO

THANK YOU SEAN

THANK YOU SEAN

The salt dubs wills it.

So that's why that bitch got salty. Spicer knows about the shills in Congress, and maybe about the dirty tricks of the Fed as well

This thread belongs on 4chan Holla Forums. Terrible.

Is it just me or does Spicer not have eyebrows?

filtered

Sling Blade reporter.

GOOGLE IT!

He's definitely one of us.

thats my boy cadcab

RAMSPECKING

But for real what is it?

A-GAIN

HAHAHA! Google bitch…you need a history lesson cunts!

Ugliest earrings this side of niggerhoops

google it.

Google it

???

don't actually use google. use startpage or something similar

See how the week goes. Spice setup for a full house card play.

Wait why are we suddenly talking about Thursday? What did I miss?

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I'll try to reroll this, if only because that fat jew fuck deserves it.

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My search engine is startpage

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Health care vote.

I only found one entry:
>POLITICAL APPOINTEES in the Reagan administration are being advised how to become permanent federal employees. The fight to place people in key jobs is one of the fiercest in Washington, Morton Blackwell wrote to hundreds of appointees. Blackwell is president of the Leadership Institute, a conservative research group. Blackwell is sponsoring a seminar on the little-known process of Ramspecking. Rep. Robert Ramspeck, a Georgia Democrat who served from 1929 until 1945, sponsored legislation that gave appointees veteran's preference for civil service jobs.
articles.orlandosentinel.com/1989-01-17/news/8901180318_1_appointees-blackwell-georgia-democrat

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GOOGLE IT

Okay, I'm a retard. What's "CBO?"

Budget Office

Congressional Budget Office

Thank you kindly.

Google it

Is this the new meme? I'm okay with this.

Oh geez this nigger

New Spice meme!

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Every single press conference she acts like a idiot.

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He looks like he's got Downs Syndrome.

OH SHIT THE NIGGER BOON WITH 1000 QUESTIONS!

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saved

NOT THE EBUL TRUCKERS!!

KOMPYOOTAHZ

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en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Robert_Ramspeck

www.gao.gov/products/T-GGD-95-155

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YO! my e-logs are running over. Cant drive for 12hrs.

April: How will Trump kiss nigger ass? Why hasn't he been kissing nigger asses more often? When do we get mo money fo dem programs?

I keked.

who cares?

Oh baby.

So do we turn this into a Gorsuch thread now?

stfu kike

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Its going to be a good week lads

I approve

Needs some spice

Kathy Najimy became a reporter?

OH SHIT. PRESS CORP ARE THIEVES! SPICE ENDS IT!

I'm glad its no longer nigger month.

IRISH HISTORY MONTH

heres what we got from the press briefing today

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I love the looks on their faces. They all look like beloved family pets who, upon running to greet their master at the door, got kicked into a wall because he had a bad day. They are now trying to figure out if they can get away with pooping on the carpet in hurt retaliation while trying to figure out how events came to this.

lol tis rhetoric, his powerlevel (and our language is leaking out)

I forget her name is it Amber? Someone needs to tweet this to her

GORSUCH HEARING

youtube.com/watch?v=RqGUZYi1lIM

checked and keked

Good work

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The further the media is from the justice system the better.

Not wanting transparency on what occurs in the Supreme Court
shoo shoo go away jew

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Three days later…
HOW I WAS RAPED ON TWITTER

I work in cheap hotels in DTLA and never before have I witnessed such a thousand cock stare.
Look to deep into the abyss that is those orbs and it shall suck you.

I was too late.

Well when you put it that way, I'd have to agree. I immediately thought to oppose it when I Klobuchar said Sotomayor supported it.

I like it when girls wear clothing like their attitude, don't give a shit. You could bang this chick then only call her when you want to fuck again, she'd be fine with it…

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I could also bang a greased up hole in a rock and not worrying about calling it the next day. That doesn't mean it's a good idea, either.

the digits keep saying that kek approves of darkness.

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Is this your YT channel of Spice's greatest hits?
www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PL8_4-4Wolh5Pmg9ErZqvP2cS-LtmajciM

Are you guys watching the Gorsuch hearing? Cruz is guacing all over the left.

Coming up

Don't start bringing up that nigger behavior here, user.

It's afraid

For you.

Seems that was a popular pose. Have some more angles and another.

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So long as the statues are of the opposite sex, then no.

Why boner.

Thread's dead, gonna sage dump statues.

mmmm, looks comfy

Kek and Hitler demand more comfy marble.

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Out of women, the rest are men and details.

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I think your titillating marble folder is bigger than my smug anime girls folder …

That's why I'm sharing, all Holla Forumsacks should have marble and smug folders.
That's everything.

Why is there a whole thread with lewd marble statues?

This is truly the only way Taco Skaven will ever get to hold a POTUS pen.

WOW

THE MEDIA DOING ITS JOB

HOLY SHIT WHAT TIMELINE IS THIS.

Apparently, if you read the lore, it was not long after the first colonists landed on Mars that the Machine Cult formed. So we very well could be the first of the Omnisiah's chosen.

Fug now we will never know who the best grill is

jk we all know its Auska

Kek confirms.

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My dick is Marble

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Best girl in the thread, my man

So anyway back to the topic at hand…

What purpose does the belt serve?

/thread

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To emphasize her waist to hip ratio and draw the eye away from her lackluster chest.

This. I have to agree with the gentleman and scholar on this one!

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Isn't that a trap that one of the emperors commissioned as a joke?

I only had crushes… could never decide who would be the one… ; _ ;

Lalatina a not best enough girl.

I bet you are fapping to the smell of expired bacon and formaldehyde too, you sickfuck.

indeed

short boyish haircut….. androgynous boyish face, photoshopped butt….. you are a disgusting homosexual!