Gentlemen, E3 is 10 days away. Show me your disappointment faces

Gentlemen, E3 is 10 days away. Show me your disappointment faces.

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you're a retard if you dont go into e3 expecting dissapointment by this point

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If you want to shitpost do it correctly.

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I can't wait to join the Holla Forums muble and shitpost.
That's the only fun part.

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What's there to be dissapointed about? What good do you honestly expect to find in one of these consumer sideshows?

I won't be disappointed. I'll just laugh at everything and shitpost here

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Glaceon is watching the train wreck for a bit.
Spiderman is me not giving a fuck and making game.

I know it's going to be bad, and while it's funny when it's horrible, the death of things that are fun make me feel awful, so here's to another year of things being ruined. Thanks Holla Forums, you make even terrible things kind of fun

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Checked

Is there even a point to E3 any more?

In the past I only looked forward to nintendo or valve at E3. The only reason I'd even consider watching this year is to shitpost with you bastards.

I can't be disappointed when I've already given up hope.

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cringe

If you like to cringe.


I'm the same way.

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I haven't even watched E3 in I don't know how long. at least 4 years I think.

E3 stands for "even a threesome", as in "even a threesome where it turned out the girls were obese feminist dykes would be less disappointing than this".

Part of me wants to believe that there's going to be some big shock announcement that makes me shit my pants with excitement, but in my heart I know it's going to be 100% shit.

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Why, e3 doesn't disappoint me.

>>>/cuckchan/

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Can't wait to bully that pussy.

I don't know, for some reason I think this E3 is going to contain more horror than straight up disappointment.

Can't wait to see what Ubisoft's got lined up

Do normalfags still get hyped about e3 and shit like that?

Understatement of the year

Yep

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fuck off

Oh hey, speaking of disappointment.

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Funny facebook frog please go

>>>/facebook/
Fuck out of here with your normalfag memeshit

Don't remind me

Dont worry, Im sure theyll release chapter 3 has a pachinko machine

I wish I had more pepes saved so I can continue to trigger you.

Remind me, which companies are having conferences this E3?

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You dont belong here, you have to go back

Please go be an epic troll on halfchan

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Any bets on which dead meme they'll dig up in order to pretend not to be out of touch?
Doge?

Microsoft are going to open and close their show with shoop da woop.

Maybe theyll use the more recent frog on a unicycle meme. anyone have the version with tits?

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I expect nothing but cringe and to laugh at anyone who fucks up.

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We're hell and gone past 1999. Not sure what you're referring to.

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I can guarantee that both "here comes le boy" and "sadfrog" will make an appearance

Screencap this

You do it.

What the fuck is dat boi

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Oh shit, waddup!

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HERE COMES DAT BOI


>>>/halfchan/

From what i saw its a retarded vine compilation EBIN MAYMAY ECKS DEE, although i don't know whats fucking funny about it anyway.

Done and done.

Polite sage so you can have this

Just because you have high tier response images doesn't mean your attitude should be welcome anywhere but Holla Forums

Pic related, especially whenever Ubisoft does anything.

I miss Splinter Cell so much

You mean anywhere but freech.

Anyone got links to "E3 in a nutshell" vids?

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niggers. 100& guaranteed.

What the fuck am I reading?
How new are you?

Right here.

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I will lose my shit if I see Claptrap here comes dat boi>>9540477

You cant get more obvious than that

You see, the average normalfag cannot understand humor more advanced than silly little pictures they pass around to eachother on facebook. Thats why pepe got devoured and shit out by the masses. They see a funny frog making a smug face, not the history of pepe and why he was a meme in the first place. Same with doge, and every other meme that the normalfag cancer eats up.

Dat boi is how you weed out the people you shouldn't be talking to.

If they mention it in conversation and are over the age of 16 you should drop them entirely.

Memes actually have an inborn quality that effects how easily they are accepted by the average person. Sadfrog was born casual, although he did have a somewhat funny early life

E3 might give off more gameplay or even a release date for SpaceHulk Deathwing which is one of the only titles I've been waiting for for about 2 years now.

I'm very glad they haven't announced a date yet or even had a beta. Fuck that, polish it IN HOUSE and release it as a great game out the box.

Nigger, anybody over the age of 16 talking about funny maymays and showing you retarded "funni" pictures in general SHOULD be dropped and never to be talked to ever.

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We are one of soul

I don't think it necessarily makes them worthless as a person, it just reveals a very unrefined sense for information. Just don't talk to them about it, same as you would avoid talking about videogames to someone that owns an xbox.

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I don't bother watching E3's video game section anymore. The technology part of it is much more interesting now and I don't have to deal with the AAA cringe material but I know some here like it. Not only that but the shitposting gets out of hand here turning Holla Forums into a place where it's impossible to have any good discussion. I'll just read up my news of interesting games after E3.


I don't understand why people get such a kneejerk reaction from tumblr images. They're usually the first to pop up if you google search a image. And if the problem is people visiting it, that should only be done for porn and music honestly. More artists are abandoning Pixiv and heading to either Tumblr of Twitter. Nilij is still pretty barren compared to Pixiv too.


Of course. So they can get on the hype train for the next AAA game all their friends will be playing.

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Just let it die

Anyone who uses memes unironically or 'ironically' is a cancer on society.

It looks so fucking good, I was worried about console parity, but the autistic Frogs might actually pull it off


This

owtheedge

my nigga

Interviews

Streum On loves 40K and it shows in EYE. I'm sure it was a wet dream for them to have GW come to them with a contract. I don't like Focus Publishing, but they have been stepping up their game lately, so time will tell if they are really improving for good.

It looks so good I'm even planing on paying for it.

Not being able to see Cyberpunk 2077 for another year…

Found one.

You better not show this to /tg/

Focus home is alright, shit like Battlefleet Armada and Wargame wouldnt be possible without them.
They're an alright publisher, plus they're independent.

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Me too, brother.
I'll even pay a full tag price for it. $60

HAPPILY

Let's pray they don't have a collector's or special. I don't think I could take it.

ALWAYS SHOW IT TO /tg/

That's your mark of knowing if someone is mentally deficient?

Just like anyone who pays microsoft for their console is a cancer to the videogame industry. It doesn't mean they aren't people with which you can have valid interactions, just that some interactions are going to be particularly painful.

Life is pain

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I don't care about this exclusive advertisement clique; none of their games are ever worth showing.

this isn't a show, btw. this is literally nothing but a shilled advertising expo.

I'll watch the funny compilations that come out afterwards

sorry, gotta agree with

The more tank like armor is cool. More armor and more weapons is always awesome. But that was clearly a cashgrab by GW.


Here's some Ork engineering to ease the pain.

Jesus Christ I can't even make it through the whole thing.

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Before I forget, whatever happened to this hot steaming pile of garbage? Wasn't this supposed to come out last year?

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Kill yourself tbh fam

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Yeah, Wojak is facebook now
>>>/facebook/

I am deeply ashamed and repulsed by the actions of my fellow countrymen. Please ignore his shit opinions about the hud.

eh, you tried

MFW, its all going to be the same reash bullshit of the last 8 or more years.

-predictions-

Gears of War 4, will suck

Call of Duty, will be the same shit its been since 2007

Halo 6, meh I don't care.

Battlefield, see cod, (WW1, oh joy!)

Titanfall 2, see cod.

Destiny, more shit dlc. see halo.

Assassin's Creed, please stop!

Mass Effect, will "literally" be gay shit.

Star Wars, who cares?

Watch Dogs 2/Farcry 5, will suck

The Legend of Zelda, meh. should have been out 2 years ago.

Final Fantasy XV/Kingdom hearts 3, its been over 10 years. fuck that shit i'm done.

Bayonetta 3, will not happen anytime soon (if ever) (NX?)

Ninja Gaiden 4, will not happen anytime soon (if ever)

Half-Life 3, :^)

even more SJW infested indie trash.

More shovelware mobile games

No new AAA or AA IPs

-predictions-

did i forget anything?

I expect literally nothing, and I already know I'm still going to be disappointed.

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Aside for the new fresh memes fam i'm hoping for the announcement of the new Crash game and the new Sonic game, even though they will probably suck. I'm kinda interested in zelda u, but i only have a 3DS so i was hoping for more 3DS games.


>"Now welcome on stage!

It's gonna be great. Pic related.

Holla Forums There's at least one or two good games I'm following.

One game that I know will be good IF and only IF it is as they promised "more ambitious than witcher 3".

I know this specific game will be good, but ONLY if it's an action/adventure/rpg mix like witcher and not some turn based ultra boring garbage like x-com.

It's cyberpunk 2077.

It will be an ok game. They wont lie about the announcement. They'll also show some game-play there.

I also know Kojimbo will be there and he will show us something really cool.

And finally, Playtonic games.

Aren't I right? I know I'm right. I'm the MASTER of RIGHT.

Everything will be

A-O-FUCKING-K

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oh, i forgot to add that "game journalists" will continue to shove this shit down our throats for at lest the next 5-10 years.

And VR will still be expensive meme bate, and tech demo's… forever!

Microsoft shilling their shitty customizable controller.

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The only things I'm somewhat looking forward to is and maybe Shadow Warrior 2.
Everything else I expect shit and I know I'm going to be further disappointed.

Wh-where did the rest of the year go?

Wh-where did the rest of the year go?

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Can we say that e3 itself is a game? because thats all ive gotten out of games lately, vicarious disappointment.
and slight enjoyment of the train wreck

A drinking game is a game that you can't lose.

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pretty sure if you drink enough there is indeed a failure state.
called death

No, you end up vomiting before that. Just don't sleep on your back.

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have we set up the E3 2016 drinking game rules yet? I'm really excited to get totally wasted and shitpost with you guys again. E3 is like a holiday for me.

The only thing I want to see is how they manage to fuck up this time.
I just don't care what they show anymore.

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Yes goy, give into the alcohol merchant

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I never drink the rest of the year, only at E3.

I want to become a real-life supervillain named The Barber and all I do is run around and attack hair like this.

nuviking?

bitch, I don't drink and drive

Maybe not, but your liver does drive its way to
DIABEETUS

true enough. I just participate with non-alcoholic stuff anyway. still just as fun with 100% of the pain

That's a superhero if I've ever heard one

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Stop making the fucking same thread every god damn 6 hours, no one gives a fuck about E3 because it'll just be another disappointment full of shitty reaction images that aren't funny that fuckheads will shitpost forever, like "HURR HURR MY BODY IS READY, SQUEEEEEEEEE"

Just fucking kill yourselves.

Yes I'm taking this bait and no one will stop me

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Any number of these reactions are suitable for E3.

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pic 1 is some fuck's art of fucking Saitama.

I-I s-sure do love seeing my favorite hobby getting slowly destroyed by "pro gamers" and hypocritical activists.

[inconsolable sobbing intensifies]

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Why has God abandoned us?

Who cares? Modern vidya is shit.

Humans were a mistake.

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Because we abandoned God.

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REMINDER THAT E3 IS RAN BY KIKES

You could just google search to have your answer.

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I could spend less money breaking into E3.

I'm just gonna cuddle myself up and look away

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Too early user…

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I've come to terms with the things I've liked getting ruined by these faggots. Now I just watch for the laughs at their expense and to see just how awful they can make gaming.

Why contain it?

You would be the hero we deserve and need right now, they will hate you, but you can take it because the salt fuels your powers.

Sweeney Todd, Is that you?

even Holla Forums is hyped

Arizona tea is pretty good.

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Who the fuck would spend that much fucking money for that? You could build a really good computer for that price.

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these people have more fun intentionally breaking themselves and believing lies instead of taking a good look at the state of vidya in general and forcing themselves to play a depreciated entertainment form

You can't steal our feels

You know those retards? The ones who hang out at gamestop and get hyped for retarded shit? They're not even normalfags, because they dedicate their lives to games, except shitty ones. I suspect they make up a good chunk.

What are the odds this is so they can keep small independent journalists and developers out?

comfytheatre.co.uk/e3/ follow this link. You will find the drinking bingo cards there.

If anything I'll just feel disgust again