They are streaming Shitty Number 9

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They are streaming Shitty Number 9.

This shit looks fucking horrible.

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Fuck off Dina

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Some kind of special.

How long ago did this game get funded?

The minimum Kickstarter goal for Mighty No. 9 was successfully funded on September 2, 2013, after only two days of the creation of the campaign.[2] However, several other features including additional stages, special modes and ports to other platforms were confirmed after additional "stretch goals" related to it were achieved, increasing the total funds obtained to over 400% of the original goal.

So there haesnt been a game for 3 years. Damn.

yea in "beta" or some retarded shit.

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Why even bother.

Was just thinking the same thing. What's the point of platforming if you can do that?

Also this boss fight looks like dogshit.

Also, Beck sounds like a Sonic impersonator.

Yea those platforms shouldnt of even been there. You could dash over ALL of it. Also the boss isnt that great since its the same shit over and over. It reminds me of NES bullshit because the movesets were so limited so they compensated by having aoe or other screen bullshit.

How sad.

Wait… the game is out already?

man those guys are shit at this

leaked beta or something.

They arent channers but they are good at shitting on things.

Man, whoever's playing sucks ass. He already died 10+ times to this pizza guy

I don't know, it seems like the jump is just flat out too short.

Yeah but saying the boss has no patterns is wrong.
Start-up animation determins his attacks.
Hands up jump, hands down rush, chestpound explosion.

Right right.

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this looks more like a bad Mega Man X knockoff than the original series.

I don't even care how the game looks. If they actually took time in level design and stripped some of the shittier mechanics, the game would be infinitely better.

I really don't understand dashing. It feels useless.

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Its about the only thing you do in this game.

Didn't you see the trailer? ITS AWESOME. LIKE MOON MAN AWESOME!

Looks like a completely middle of the road Megaman games. One of those ones that no one was wild about, but didn't recieve outright hate. Just good enough.

I should just play Vanquish then.

This ice assholes's voice sounds familiar, and annoying. Anyone recognize it?

You should, you would be much happier then the guys currently playing it.

Inafune, I like shota robots as much as anyone, but making your Not Ice Man yell PEW PEW PEW all adorable just feels like pandering to me.

According to imdb its Paige King. Known for her roll in Mass Effect 3 as "various voices" and her emotional masterpiece in Fallout New Vegas as "Goodsprings Settler"

I like a cute robot as much as the next guy

But this is unbearable

This guy's skills are also unbearable, he is fucking terrible at this shit. Even if it's a bad game he's awful at it on top of that.

It doesnt make sense because if you dont use it when fighting enemies it just takes forever, and if you dont use them on a boss they regenerate health

I noticed that. The only use it has is not turning enemies into bullet sponges.

I remember how much I loved needing slag in Borderlands 2. Yep, that was fucking great as a Commando.

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The streamers are more contemptible than the game at this point.

One guy keeps burping into the microphone, another keeps telling terrible "jokes," and the guy playing is constantly crying about everyone informing him he's terrible at the game.

Graphically it's shit, but overall the game doesn't look bad. It's not great either, but it doesn't look objectively bad.
Still not touching it.

Holy shit he broke the game?

Never mind my previous post.

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wouldn't be a TBG stream without something like this happening.

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This looks literally like a PS2 game with bloom.

This is fucking garbage.

Mighty No. 9

More like Mighty Missingno.

What the hell is happening?

Oh it's Corey from SleepyCabin

This debug shit is more interesting then spamming the dash button to death. God this game blows.

he's on there regularly with some other guys from SleepyCabin whose names I don't know because I never listened to it.

I wonder if Game Grumps will try to defend Mighty 911

What if debug mode actually removed the bug of it being a bad game?

Then it would just delete the whole thing, user.

I could see a better game by moving between layers to get around a map, and it is more then just dashing.

God this voice acting is horrendous

I think I've seen children's shows with better writing than this.

It's a bee, user. They go "bzzz".

See picture for reference.

It's spelled 'bees' user, not 'beez'
Therefore, the sound is 'bssssss'

Also, this guy can't seem to avoid spikes…

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What do bees have to do with electricity?!

I'm suddenly even angrier than I was before!

IT CRASHED

It would be hilarious to see sad and whiny bitches complaining about their shitty game, when the developers had to take more time to fix it and it was all for naught.

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What the fuck

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I hope to god they upload them running towards the screen through levels.

Wait a second.
MN9 was actually made?
I'm not following it since the Dina disaster.

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It was "made" in the same sense a man "makes" a turd.

Saying it's "made" would imply it's finished.

Did you actually think it was never coming out?

Great.

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Is this level really just going through the same hallway and into the same room multiple times? Would players have gotten two different types of rooms and hallways if they payed out another million dollarydoos?

Just by watching a couple of seconds anyone can see how this game is going nowhere. I would be ashamed if my picture was in one of those frames with bakers.

I'm starting to believe that the level is not even finished

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they never upload their own streams for whatever reason. have to just hope someone else does it unless hitbox does vods.

Reminder that Egoraptor's picture is fucking massive

Yep, that's a TBG stream alright. Love those guys.

I don't know if I should feel sorry for them, or hate them.

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That had to be a joke, right? Nobody thought that was good writing, right?

MY BLADES HAVE A WILL OF THEIR OWN
Lost it, they must have let an emo teen write this shit.

The Protomen billboard was just some homage right? They didn't actually back this shit, huh? Right? Right?

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Don't forget the:
DESTROY ME

Welp, TBG got banned.

I guess Inafune didn't want people to know how bad the game was

Its too late, they should have banned them when they found the debug, and surely before the horrible level with the robo-bama president.

fucking banned

The bants were too much for MN9's feels

OH VEY, SHUT IT DOWN

They're here now
twitch.tv/thebestgamersusa

BANNED
Better spread those webms far and wide

They are not gonna played it right? at least we got the golden moments

They're going to start it up again. Just give them a bit.

The moment that debug was found by accident though, it should have been clear the game was a mess.


I know, they usually stream on wednesdays or tuesdays.


I think this dude called pooponyourtoothpaste on youtube uploads TBG streams, he'll probably upload that and there'll be loads of webm potential there

MY BLADES HAVE A WILL OF THEIR OWN

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Its crazy how pre rendered games look better than MN9

Oh well. Looks like it was fun for you guys, so that's good.

so is the stream banned or some shit

Watch my webums

Stream is banned, they switched to Twitch.


Just check some of the webms posted here, it'll give you a good idea.

They're on Twitch talking about it. Chat is pushing for them to play Scratch games,

twitch.tv/thebestgamersusa

It is.


Look for this channel called "pooponyourtoothpaste" on youtube. They'll probably upload this stream.

In the off chance the dude reuploads the Stream, you're in for a treat. The game crashed while the streamer paused the game, there were edgy bosses, and using the water power up enabled debug mode and turned on fucking no clip

twitch.tv/thebestgamersusa
Get in the post stream is still going. They might even play more maybe.

They are in twitch now, but they are not doing nothing

A Mexican cowboy sniper robot tried to become President of the United States in one of the worst levels of the game.

fucking what

Electric boss? Time to play some High Voltage music

Got some of the part where the level is just a hallway with some monsters and a room here and there?

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Okay, I may have exaggerated.

He only looked slightly Mexican, and was voiced by Steve Blum.

Thats what is user, no fucking joke.

Also, trying to activate the powers, they accidently turn on the debug mode

Well at least they weren't lying about dashing like a moon man. He is moonwalking.

Not if you take in to account some of the fanart of TF2 I've seen.

That's not a joke, that shit actually happened.

Well, that was it. This proves what everyone already know: the game is trash and Inafune is a kike.

Is…. is this an alpha build? Like what the fuck, this looks like something thats 4 months into development.

They mentioned that they got it from a source who said that they were playing a build from December.

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It's a build near release.

It's something when this horrible garfield fangame the same streamer showed earlier looked like it had more effort put into it than mighty no 9

Moon Man's angry about being associated with this shitty game.

What in the actual fuck
Holy shit how is it this bad still after so long?

So, I'm at work, and have a shitty internet connection, so I can't even download the webms.

I'm finishing in 7 hours, you niggers better make sure that this thread has all the shit that happenend on that stream and spread it

Was there ever any doubt?

He's one off those: get your face in the game, backer

They're streaming again.

This fucking ice boss has the worst voice.

Oh, and if anyone wants to torture themselves, here's the link for the game.
mega.nz/#!bJgkkCbb!CZAm8tEBsfhzKwFzBKeKIS96CUqGgzI2l68F3OimB6U
I promise it isn't dolphin porn.

We no clipping again boys!

Really?

This UI is fucking terrible.

Happened for like 30 seconds after they mashed the buttons to escape from being frozen.

Guess the ban from yesterday was incentive to not stay in that mode for too long.

Does ANYONE know what the purpose of the sniper robot is?

What good was this guy built for?

Also, the robot that's made out of guns. What the fuck was he built for too?

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Thry'e fighting the final boss now, who wants to see the ending

THE ENDING IS A SLIDESHOW OF FOUR PICTURES

What a quality ending.

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Wait, they got the ending?

Somebody post it, I just got here.

It's literally four pictures.
We were so bamboozled, we forgot to take pics.