You are yourself talking to you in the past about vidya today

I'd tell myself to pick up some copies of games that I didn't know I'd like back then. And especially to get over that weird prejudice you have towards games with an overhead projection.
I'd also tell my younger self not to lend any games to anyone else, no matter what their sob story was.
Oh and to take better care of your N64 and SNES.
It isn't pedo if you go back in time and have a circle jerk with yourself is it?

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I'd tell myself to invest in Nintendo before the Wii is released and then live life comfortably.

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"There's not even any underwater civilizations. Just don't buy it, trust me."

Yeah then he ragequit like a bitch after a week because some bitchy devs were talking shit about his gay ass bird simulator

If I were making $50k a day living in vietnam I would send them rape threats instead

How the fuck does this happen?
I used to despise faggots,I still do technically
How come I'm fapping to traps?
What the fuck

Hrm…

Cause you're a faggot.

What was that shit someone stole from you?

This shit hasn't started until I started browsing imageboards though. Is it possible that I got a faggot fever? Can I get rid of it? help me please

You're already too deep, it happens to all of us, one day you'll wake up with your ass feeling sore and about 3 very muscular black guys around you, you're fucked now kiddo, no pun intended. Seriously though, find a qt trap to fuck, and be happy. There's nothing that "Gave it to you" It was inside you all along, you just never realized it.

It's pretty easy, recognize that homosexuals and traps have mental illnesses (literally), and just look at girls.

Okay, "stole my ideas" is a bad way to put it, a better way to put it is "does it before you can." No one was listening to me and went "STOLEN!" and actually "stole" my ideas, they just did it before I thought to do it.

Another "cure" for the gay is loli.

It's simple: stop masturbating so much. And stop fucking getting off to trap porn, you'll only become more attracted to it.

Is this N Porn?

aaaaaaaand, it's something MUCH better.

My turn.

"Hey"
"What?"
"Speak English you fucking beaner brat"
"Jesus christ, is it that hard to talk American….oh no, are you mouth breathing!? lose some fucking weight, RIGHT NOW, stop eating those gansitos, Jesus, does mom even give a shit about your health!? You're deteriorating, seriously, you're gonna hate yourself when you become a teenager, hell, you probably hate yourself right now, you'll lose it eventually, sure, but y'know, stretchmarks and whatnot, the water weight is going to be REALLY hard to get rid of too"
"Ughhhh. LOOK. MIRA. PIERDE, PESO, PUTO GORDA, O NUNCA VAS A TENER NOVIA Y VAS A SER JOTO"
"Dile a eso con la pinche vergota en tu boca que vas a tener en unos años"
Out of frustration, I clench my fist and punch him in the mouth.
"(in spanish) When you're older, you're going to be extremely insecure, and your confidence will plummet, you JUST learned to use a computer correct? Look up ketosis and low-carb, please, I care about you, you're me, the person I have to take care of, use this wisdom and I'll never exist, I'll be a less damaged person because of it, people won't bully you, you'll have more friends, hell, you'll probably lose your virginity at a younger age, I know what you're capable of, It's just hindered by psychological and physical torture, if you want a happier life; You'll do this for yourself, you'll do it for me"

Sorry, this got way too personal.
The only way to lose my disgusting loose skin, is to have a tummy tuck, I'll never be a full /cuteboy/
I'll only be wasted potential, I'm still liked by some people, but I'm not liked and validated by the most important person; Myself.

That's a pretty good motto.

Alright, but which were those ideas?

Thing is, I still regularly fap to women. I just happen to sometimes fap to traps. Most of the time if not all its 2d though

Only temporary.

I already know that and I recognize that. It doesn't help a bit though.

I dun really wanna talk about it. Some of them are games that we fucking hate.

I'm gonna need that exploding cans story.

That's ok mr.depressing taco but may I ask WHERE IS THE VIDYA?

DONDE ESTA EL VIDEO JUEGO?

Damn, bill looks like shit…

Just fucking say it already, this is an user IB nigger nobody cares

This, I'm bisexual, I realized it since I was VERY young.

When I was about 8 I used to get naked with this one kid and he used to hop on my back and I hopped on his, we gave each other piggyback rides, in the nude.

A few months earlier, I got naked with my cousin and we touched each others privates.
It was wonderful.
Then I was sex starved as a teenager, utterly heartbroken by my first kiss, we almost had sex but he didn't know how to prepare himself, he had some bad hygiene, I still loved him, then he stabbed my back and said he was no longer interested, I got him together with another friend and we have a threeway, then I couldn't take the heartbreak of him being with other men than my friend then left them, I became a NEET at 16 due to the depression of that (among MANY other things) then later I recouped, lost weight twice, got a job, found the perfect man to have a beautiful relationship with, quit my second job to work more hours to see him often, got a new boss, she was a bitch, I quit because of her, even though she favored me, and became a manslut during the entire process.
Fucking nearly ANYTHING that was in my way.
I got my first taste of a woman at 18.
Then another, and another, and ANOTHER.
Then I became more emotionally satisfied, for once, I could say, I felt as stable as I did during my childhood.

I really should lay off these threads.
I always need to release steam, sorry for clogging it up.
I JUST

In the end, the only thing that was salvageable was the burner drive.

It wasn't a cheap case either, it was one of those cases that had a control panel on the case with a kill switch and a reset button to reset the BIOS, water cooler, etc.

It's still too late, it starts out as sometimes, then you star fapping more and more to it, next thing you know, you're getting spitroasted through 2 glory holes in a gas station bathroom You have nothing to worry about, just know that you have more choices than you thought you did. I didn't realize that traps were a thing either until a thread I saw had them. Just be happy that you're not fapping to scat, cause that could lead to something dangerous.

OH SHIT.
That reminds me
Timewarp.
"HOLA GORDITO!"
"ESPERA! SABES ALGO?!"
"PUEDES TENER JUEGOS GRATIS"

Then I show my younger self about flashcarts and piracy and I save a fuckton of money and earn smarts at a much younger age.

There's your videogames.

Can you stop using that dirty language? Fucking spics man, I swear.

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Mucho Sucio.

Taquito Taquito Ay Ay Ay

Se siente bueno, hombre.

How old are you tamale?

Source on that gif pl0x

Maybe you're right I don't want you to be right though, I should probably just accept things for what they are.

I'd tell myself to start making internet videos of myself playing games and freaking the fuck out over them.

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19
Discovered image boards when I was about 8**
Didn't really start browsing until I was 13
Then the rest is history

I used to think masturbating to CP/Hebe was okay because I was the same age
then family found my porn stache
Mom starter sobbing, telling me she saw nothing but pain their eyes.

>tfw I was getting off to child sex slaves.

N?

Guy from Pokemon Black/White

well, you were too young to be a pedophile, so there was nothing wrong with that

Fucking idiot.

Your mother still won't love you or your sisters more than the drugs

I was luckier than you. I also had the problem of what to fap to at

Nah, it Fire Emblem.

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Well, I mean, morally not.

But in terms of the law….

I had to delete one gig and a half of kiddie porn

ONE. GIG. AND. A HALF.
I couldn't recover it.
I used to put it all on an SD card then fap to it when looking at them on a DS Flashcart, I think it was the moon app.
I had some videos too, young arab boys getting drilled,

I would probably be sick if I looked at it now, but when I saw kids my age doing it, I thought it was the hottest thing ever.

That's the joke you god damn inbred hick.

Good choice.
I remember the artist minus8 draws his avatar as a shota, but is 30 years old,
Weird stuff.

My porn was a mix of CP, hentai, irl porn, it filled my entire 4GB.
8gb too, but that's another story.
Ah, memories.

More.

Jesus, 2000 me was 13 years old. Shit had already started to go wrong. I wouldn't tell my younger self anything. Changing the past is terrifying. My life might not be great, but I'd rather try to fix it here than back then where I might radically change it and fuck it all up. TBH, I'd probably tell six or seven year old me to steal more shit from my brother. He essentially threw away an SNES and a Genesis with a pretty sizeable collection of games for a PS1.

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I think I had some beastiality and bailey jay in it too.

Holla Forums was one hell of a place back in the day.
I'm pretty redpilled now, thanks to imageboards.
It's a not a bad thing, I would've probably been a rabid hillary supported now if it wasn't for these kinds of sites.

That wasn't even me, jesus, you really are a hillbilly.

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Sorry, I forgot it was fucking facebook in here with all this blog shit.

My video game experience as a 2000 kid was a Super Nintendo I was only allowed to hook up on vacation.

Man that was terrible.

I'd mention to my old self to stop being a lazy ass and study math.

Have fun.

Hey, check this out, you can just not post. There's a little [-] beside the OP, you can click that and then not see the thread.

Kindly GTFO.

Please don't.

I'm reminiscing the old days.
I remember how I was so happy that everyone liked videogames as much as me, even if they didn't know much about them, and why I exactly like them, then I just felt nothing but disgust when I saw the emo twinks talking about Nintendo games.

Feels bad man.
Feels real fucking bad.

Sorry dude, I don't have any social media sites, that's probably why I go off on so much shit.
I need peeps to talk to, I'm cynical as hell, I really dislike 'normalfags'.

Fuck that guy, man, don't apologize. You can fucking talk about this no problem, you don't need to justify a god damn thread topic. If a mod or janitor thought your thread wasn't appropriate for the site, it'd be bump locked already. That guy's just a salty bag of shit.

You fucking sub-par pedo
Lera a cute

I didn't even know i had this fetish

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You're right.

I'm too apologetic.
I'm just thinking everything over, and I wonder, how many other people have made it with me over the years? How many people here have I interacted/argued/insulted/complimented with in the past? How many events have we lived together, through a screen of text, the emotional turmoil we've all experienced together through many crisis-es, the fact that we've migrated over from one of the biggest imageboards on the planet to here, how I hopped from chan, to chan, to chan, to chan, looking for a new home, and I finally found it, after all this bullshit, I've settled here the longest, now waiting for the upcoming E3, making another one for the books, even if it's complete shit.

I get real melancholy when I think about it, you guys are like a big happy family.
There have been traitors, backstabbers, fur spammers, cp posters, drama llama's, cows, queers, nazi mods, and all sorts of shit.
Yet, no matter what, we've made it though.

Living our own life, while contributing to this one as well.
We have made our own society, our own culture, even if the normalfags took some of it over, they will never stain the roots that made it great.
I thank you guys for everything, even if you didn't do much.

Look up "fairwind". Most of his full size stuff is too big to upload here.

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How the hell does that even work, I know it's fantasy, but christ.

I imagine he's gonna wear a diaper for the rest of his life because of that.

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You still in mexico?

Fuck nigga, I didn't fap to that shit at your age and neither do now

Guess back then we didn't understand that something getting popular doesn't mean it will get better as well

Is…..is that like an hypercube?

To think I liked the old 2D games back in the day………..oh shit I forgot to tell old me about chris-chan

Through anonymity, brotherhood.

Am I in a fucking 4AM thread?

Poor little souls. I hope they get to go to heaven.

Nope, cali, moving to Arizona in a few months. Been here all my life, thankfully, It's not in SJW central, I expect Ari to be a substantial improvement. That, and I got a kickass security job.

Also, I could get off to anything at a younger age, I remember playing sonic furry porn flash games and yerking it to futa tails with tits. It was HOT back then, I remember the first time I came, It hurts and felt so intense my body was shaking.
It was the start of something horribly beautiful.

Now, furry disgusts me and anything sexual with it is hilariously bad.

Google the e621 also, you'll have fun looking at each
I grew up looking at chris-chan grow down, I wish my brother mocked him as much as I did.

God no, 4 AM threads are cancer. Especially the faggot that posts that one anime chick all the time, spiderfag is worse.
Tons of shitty avatarfags.
I barely go into these threads, just let me have this.

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Isn´t that Jim´s wife planet?

also be friends with

he might show you the ropes.

Who is this semen demon?

That's a boy. Well used to.

So you were born in murrica but didn't speak english? what?

You better walk with your passport/birth cert. in hand amigo

No jocking like the redneck shitposter, they really have a problem with latinos over there

Wow, irony

I was born in murrica, moved to mexico for two years, came back.

THEN learned spanish, it was nice learning.
Also thanks for the advice, thank goodness for my white skin and racial ambiguity.

I remember how I pissed my teacher off one time when I said she was molesting people.
I thought it meant bother, crazy bitch tried to suspend me.
I was still learning.

*LEARNED ENGLISH.

From the angle of it, it looks like he's being double penetrated. But boys only have one hole. The best I can figure, the little one must have two buttholes.

Holy shit, are you me?

Not exactly.

If only.

You hit exactly how I feel about you faggots. We've been through some serious shit together over the years and I think of all of you as my gay, autistic brothers. Thanks for being able to put my feelings to words. I capped your post for future use.

/blog

'kay………why?

Are you Argentinean?

Not gonna click those

depends, I stayed in Mexico longer than you.
en donde viviste

What I posted was positively cute and innocent compared to… this.

Fun fact: The artist of the third one visits this site.

CHICANOS

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>ever wonder how many people visited board and then passed away?
Yes. And I still don't feel any better or worse about it. I'm just curious of the number, but ultimately no one gets out alive anyway, so I can't feel the need to mourn some guy I never met.

Spaniard Blood
Also, mom kept going back and forth when I was little.
Finally settled in U.S.A and couldn't be happier.

Ocotlan, Jalisco.
Land of the Pineneedles.

It was a beautiful place.

Was.

My thoughts exactly.

what the fuck is that wavebird looking thing with a screen on it?

Gamecube Portable, it was made by some guy.

Most spaniards are actually part arab, they aren't that white

Still wither than aztecas tho

I almost died like 10 times already, big fucking deal, and besides it would suck more if people you knew IRL didn't give a fuck if you died which when you work in a law office and have to deal with friends and relatives of the deceased believe me happens ALL THE TIME

Boku Girl. I'm not fucking with you, that's the real title. Your dick will be diamonds.

Soooo if I touch my own past self, is masturbation or incest?

I used to have autism for those things, I would look at all the different models and dream of owning one

selfcest