How come we don't talk/laugh about asshole devs and their games failing any more? Too many cunt trying to force it?

I'll give it five minutes before someone comes into here and starts crying shill over bait.

How is Battleborn similar to Buckley's humor?

Both are stillborn

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Well said fellow anonymous poster!
Overwatch is so epic, thank dog I preordered the deluxe version.

Based

He sounds like the kind of guy who would consider someone disagreeing with him on Twitter to be harrassment.

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I want to be a good person but I just can't help feel a little glad that it failed this badly.

Holy shit

Where do you go on Twitch to see that first picture, if it's not a top game? I don't know how to get to it.

What's this then?

It's Gearbox, friend. They deserve it.

Are you fucking retarded?

You missed the point you colossal dumbshit. The point is that a FOUR YEAR OLD GAME has more players than a game that came out THIS MONTH.

youtube.com/watch?v=GH0Ghg0N1xY
5:27

Here's another game that's dying very quickly. Throughout the day there are often zero streamers playing multiplayer.

Imagine, in 2 months nuDooM is going to have about the same amount of veiwers as stillborn.

I'm so glad this crashed and burned

Wow, I don't even think evolved failed this badly

Checked, video game crash when

now

I still can't believe they thought it was a good idea to put this game out two weeks before Overwatch.
Blizzard had 10x the amount of advertisement it just completely overshadowed Battleborn. What the fuck were they thinking?
They should've waited till the Overwatch came out and the hype died down before they released theirs.

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Did stillborn do any marketing? I don't own a tv and never saw any marketing for stillborn anywhere. While OverWatch was everywhere I went.

The only thing i saw about stillborn was last e3. There hasent been any ads or anything for it.

Only marketing I've ever seen for the game was from newfags on Holla Forums

I saw one commercial I think, but yeah they were going against Blizzard and their gigantic advertising campaign. It just boogies my mind that they thought they could compete head to head with it.

All the marketing was "It's not like Overwatch at all, we promise"

I'm not actually surprised. Not because of the game's quality or anything, just because it's not a game that lends itself to being streamed.

Multiplayer is terrible so there's very little replay and stream value.

was it FF14? everyone I've seen in that game is a thinkskinned faggot. even WoW players are less whiney.

Corridor Digital was paid to do a video on it, but they made it have as little to do with the actual game as possible.

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this entire generation of games has been an abortion.

One would say its a stillborn

that joke's almost as recycled as a modern game's gameplay.

At least Titanfall tried to do something new. It failed miserably, but I'll give them props for at least trying.

Even these dead on arrival games have more viewers, well, apart from the last one.

Looks like your joke really miscarried

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Overwatchfags are almost as bad as falloutfags

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As the viewers approach zero normal mathematics become useless.

WE ARE ENTERING THE QUANTUM REALM OF DEAD GAMES

When FF14 first came out I spent an half and hour watching two cat people pretend to have an engaging meal and date.
They tried their best to ignore me.
TRIED

I guess you missed the memo that gearbox dumped more money than borderland 1 + 2 combined into battleborn.

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the guy playing it is technically watching as well :^)

then it'd be 4 viewers.

Good job being a retard, user.

Seriously.

Money well spent.

One of them is blind.

Titanfall's been out for two years, though.

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the burn was 2good

Damn. I knew it was going to flop but, people seriously do not give a fuck about this game at all. In fact, I doubt even Gearbox or their publisher give a fuck about it.

Well it is a solo game, those always wane quick especially on streams.

I mean sure the multi of Doom 4 is shit… and people whine like somebody raped their sister…

But since when fucking Doom was supposed to be a great multi player??? Aren't you people mixing it up with Quake or UT?

The solo is a good solo FPS. Not great as old doom was but still better than 98% of solo FPS those last… 5? 10? 15 years?

Go ahead name the good/ok ones. Painkiller, Shadow Warrior, Far Cry Blood Dragon, E.Y.E., Metro, Wolfenstein NWO and OB arguably?
Then the "kind of" FPS, nuDeusEx, Dishonored.

Now go and fucking gaze upon the fucking list en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_first-person_shooters and go all the way to 2004-07-13…

NuDoom is a solid solo FPS versus an OCEAN OF SHIT.

the first fucking game popularized the term deathmatch you underage piece of shit.

Yeah man I'm sure the devs agree. They deliberately made it bad in order to fit future marketer narratives about it not being a failure.

I say this time and time again: its not that hard to be considered not shit, when most fps in the last 7 years has been shit. Compare nuDooM to older fps like doom '93, UT 99, quake 1 and 3, and you see that nuDooM just as bad as all the shit fps, just with a different coat of paint.

Serious Sam BFE

I've seen maybe two ads for it on tv in the UK. Aside from that, nothing.
It's like the fuckers wanted the piece of shit to fail.

Because those assholes are already releasing P2W bullshit. They put out a hero that's a virtual Mary Sue, as in zero fucking weaknesses, and expects everyone to be cool playing against her in every goddamn match. Bitch literally can't die.

RAGE came in Oct 2011 and yet has more views than BB . . . Wow.

Also take in to consideration that Gearbox used money from SEGA intended for Aliens: Colonial Marines to help fund BL2.

So what ever profit they made from BL2 (and possibly the Pre-Sequel) has now be sunk in BB, which is probably not bringing it back.

Didn't have the porn backing it up. It was surely going to fail.

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More and more I suspect that most video games are just a giant money laundering operation for organized crime.

Didn't sega sue their asses for that?

It wouldn't be the first.

never forget

Bitch like 4 player LAN DM and modern multigames have anything in common. It's like saying Wolf 3d hitler was best hitler.

My fucking point is S.T.A.L.K.E.R. and Crysis have really shitty/shit multiplayer too. Ever heard anyone here bawling about how those games are shit? Though so.

BTW when was the last time there was a good FPS with both a good/great solo and a good/great multiplayer?

Is there even one that was published this millennium?

Ah yeah forgot Serious Sam.

That's still a fucking short list, I'm happy to add to it.

Fuckoff kike

Yes and they lost.

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DEAD GAME

GG no re Stillborn

Can't wait for that hype to die down and all the casual to lose interest in a months time so you shills can fuck off.

pretty sure all the casuals already quit it. it's nothing but waifufaggots and hipsters now.

Just curious: do outsourced internet shilling factory employees like yourself work for a proper wage, or just gruel and bags of rice?

Any game that is getting beaten by fucking Runescape. How the fuck is Runescape having 5K viewers? How is Runescape watchable?

Eh. The porn is pretty gud. Nuff said.