REV UP THOSE IMAGE EDITORS

This thread is bad and you should be ashamed for making it.

Git gud.

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You prove that you are good yourself first.

Its cape shit, writing is always shit like 95% of the time. Sjws or not.

Someone make a Trump one where he says "I will not build a wall." I'm too stupid, lazy and talentless to do justice to future God-Emperor of Mankind.

You have no idea how bad it really is by now.

Fresh OC.

Captain America is patriotic which is triggering wrongthink so they made him a badguy.

Where were you when Red Skull became the true hero of marvel?

Kane from kane and lynch?

Here's my shitty OC

Command & Conquer, user.

Absolutely heretical.

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ill fix shit when I get more time.

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What the fuck?

meh

I will never EVER understand how SJWs can depict the villains as the voice of reason, with well spoken and solid explanations for their positions, while honestly believing that is wrong and having the "heroes" respond with the same substance-less "ur a bigot" shit.
I thought Uncommon Time might be a one off phenomenon, but nope.

Is it that they copy paste arguments from us without thinking about it?

user did you just get in this thread?

I don't think you get it.

doing it wrong

I don't think that you think that I care, user.

Most don't seem to get it.

I'd imagine a lot of them actually know what's right and wrong but are just in denial about it. a lot of them seem more scared to leave the clique instead of being comfortably within in.

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Is this a fucking joke

I never played command and conquer, not really into RTS or goofy camp stuff.

This was written by a Holla Forumsack, even if he had to cover it up by writing it as the villians position. A SJW wouldn't be capable of writing this.

someone should do this guy.

It goes to shit in one page.

It's totally something an SJW would do.

well shit if red skull was talking like that i would join him too.

Fuck everything then

You don't understand, the grunt-tier SJW isn't capable of writing this because his brain is running in restricted mode. If he were to think about the world in its complexity, he would eventually fall off the tracks.

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More like, once you're writing that kind of stuff, you've automatically left the grunt-tier SJW stage.

Wouldn't it be '_ ♀ _' or something.

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nice user

bretty good

Didn't Steve Rogers give the Captain America mantle to flight nigger?

You know, when I said SJWs were the absolute best advocates for their opposition, I didn't mean it quite so literally.

Its called meme magic, user.

This would be a breath of fresh air if they were depicting him neutrally and allowing the reader to think about what he's saying and make up their own mind, but obviously you're not allowed to do that, we've got to depict opposing opinions as ebil nazis!

Do it yourself, that's the point of these threads.

Good.

I like nigger Dentons better though

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Manga is where it's at, no one reads American superhero comics since 95.

You first.

Don't forget frenco-belgian bandes dessinées.

as a diehard western comics fan I have to agree.
American companies both cape and otherwise have been driving away customers for years

The way comics are going I'd rather they have left Wally alone all together.

my super super shitty OC

>cap now working with hydra for these very same goals
>people will cry he's ebul, but he's just being a REAL AMERICAN

Sure, anything but American cape comics really. Even all the movies making bank now are based on decades old storylines and characters with a few modern may may twists if nothing else.

Spawn's first half was the last good thing to happen to American cape comics, but after going to Hell it all went to hell. The recent state is female Thors and [indiscriminate words about Israel] and Squirrel Girl etc.

I think I made better shops in paint when I was 10.

Willis's tranny vs. Christian escapades are another fantastic example.

are you an idiot?

Wouldn't this be something like "Have a nice day?"

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What is that message from?

Nearly everyone who reads manga in the states pirates and the comic book industry has been growing year after year for the past 9 years.

well shit.

I tried.

Edit Europe to 4chan and make it about Reddit.

And make it doubles

You forgot to edit out some eyes.

>2016-9=2007

WITNESSED

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checked
Can someone do a Dante and Virgil one?

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2 sweet 4 me

NOICE

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Guardians of the galaxy seems pretty crazy so far.

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oh my fuck

Eyes Wide Shut.
The movie Kubrick had to pay for with his life.

Here I thought DC hasn't sunk into Marvel's level.

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kek

I have to ask myself whether this is better or worse than Question being some immortal amnesiac like he was in New 52.

I don't any answer to this question will make me feel better.

Is he the big guy now?

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after all these years, I still dont know if that's a mouth of a mustache

Jesus they're trying too hard

its a mouth

Growth = quality?

Hahahaha.
Impact font with a funny pic in the middle :D

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I didn't realize how bad it was until this very moment.

For the love of god..

That was pretty much it.
If you want Quality comics try pics related.

I agree that bringing Manhattan is was wrong but everything else seem to be good and well written.

I really gotta start reading judge Dredd but there's so much shit that I have no fucking clue where to start

how about at the beginning retard?

No one who used to read them, mind. That was my case in point, although shittily obfuscated, pardon.

Nerd-dom is hip and cool right now and movies push comics sales as well, not actually being a "nerd" but nerd-dom.

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Don't forget the best Punisher run.
>>>/storytime/564

The arcs involving Judge Deaths and cohorts are fantastic.

All you need to know really is that it's mockery of Big Brotherish type Bongistan and what it could lead to, but can get very surreal.

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You can generally read any issue and have it be good because it's episodic.
If you want I can story time some dredd right now.

yes please

Gimme some Death

just post the Erin porn now….

Going to start off with an earlier more light hearted Dredd issue.

Will do death later if this thread is still up when I come back from work.

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I like Saga a lot. Is there really nothing else worth reading right now?

I started reading The Wicked + The Divine and it seemed pretty good at first. Definitely a girl comic, but the art style fit well enough to keep me going and the characters were mostly interesting. The tranny was so insurable I thought she was a caricature, but now I'm afraid it's actually a mouth piece. It also went full oppression for a few chapters and the art started jumping all over the place. Turns out the original artist bailed because the guy who writes Saga offered him a job on something.

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fuck my life

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There is The Goon as well.
There are also a lot of good European comics.
2nd Pic related is one.

Like this you retard

no.

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No.

Venom: Space Knight looks pretty good, although the artist who's doing it kind of can't do human faces without it looking like a 50's comic character's face made out of clay, and that's kinda putting it lightly.

Feels like a 1950's space opera.

Nice. Can you do this?

The fucking point is that it's the character saying something they would never say. Something that would ruin their character forever if said with a straight face.
Stolen from KYM to help prove my point

oh my god the whole 3rd issue is basically Heavy Metal

Someone should make Postal Dude saying I regret everything

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The non porn stuff actually looks better.

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more pls

I've had a thing for girls named Erin since my name is Aaron ever since I was a kid.

Venom and Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, suicidal robot buddy included.

I've read 4 issues and I see no issues with this thing so far

Also, Venom is a good guy now in the general continuity and is currently out of Spider-Man's hair because he's out having panda adventures in space with Flash Gordon over here. Still chows down on brains.

Turns out the explanation for this shit is that his home planet symbioties dudes were actually good all along and people were telling stories about them because the symbiotic dudes are easily influenced by their hosts, which means that the share the host's morality and are corrupted by that, so he went home for a personality reset.

Bullshit, I know, but this is how the comic focuses on the adventures over the angst.

This actually makes sense, sure as hell way better than yet more alternate universe bullshit.

I'm seeing a lot of Dover Boys gifs and pics lately. What happened?

How can you be within inches of making the right choice and then fucking up that bad.

I've been wondering about this too. Seems like it accelerated within the last month. Last I heard it was tumblr and Holla Forums says that cuck/co/ has been stealing a lot of shit lately from them so I don't know where exactly it gained speed.

I knew something was up when there was a Loss edit of them. Something like that just doesn't happen randomly.

I tried.

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This is the second panel I see in which redskull is completely on point.
What is cap even supposed to be about ? Open borders according to these writers ?

I haven't been really into comics since the early 90s and had my last try in the mid 2000s. But it seems to me at a glance that the heterosexual blonde haired and blue haired manly protagonist is now a novelty instead of the norm.

Are they really trading in long time staying power in the actual comic book fan for identity politic tumblr garbage? Is there anything worth reading outside of Punisher anymore?

Nice

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I love it when a satire lives long enough to become the thing that it's a satire of.

It went public domain and tumblr just tore it apart.

Pathetic

From Holla Forums with love

Like this maybe? Too lazy to complete it but I think a multiply layer would color things in better.

Wasn't Rorschach BASED ON The Question?

Whoops, forgot the eyebrows.

This actually looks and sounds pretty good.
I might even read a comic for the first time in 3 years.

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American indie/non mainstream comics are top quality. Check out black hole, its crazy.

it needs the suit mein kameraden.

yes, the entire watchmen cast was based on charlton characters.

best punchline so far.

You really don't want me to. Maybe someone more competent can do it with something other than Gimp.

Plenty.

You just have to not be afraid of the pile of garbage you might have to dig through to find gold like this.

I had a favorite character, Venom and found a comic where he's golden.

Generally, SJW's won't touch characters like him because he has a few icky aspects they don't like. For one, he eats people.

On issue 7 right now and nothing wrong with it.

Also Heavy Metal Gorgon Chick and Panda end up apart of his crew, spoilers.

I can't tell if you made that filename on purpose, or actually got that picture from tumblr.

If it's the latter, fuck.

I never did a template before
but I gave it a shot.

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Honestly,"I fight for my friends" was never that accurate.

perfect

needs definition on the front other wise it looks like he's pulling some owl teir neck spinning.

Behold, user.
BEHOLD AND DESPAIR

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It was already ruined. Tumblr just shovelled the dirt on top of the corpse.

They've been gradually doing that for the last decade. It's backfired hard but still left a terrible mess in its wake. Marvel, since it is after all owned by Disney, has been the greatest offender in this. They themselves tried to swap out the mainstays of the Avengers for multicultural alternatives, turned Squirrel Girl into tumblr personified, and Thor is no longer the god's name it's somehow now a title and is being used by a cancer patient who somehow got to go to the moon to find the hammer and somehow wield it. That's not all but a glance at Marvel. Meanwhile DC ruined Batgirl forever, made Cyborg their diversity quota for the Justice League, and now Green Arrow is a social justice warrior.

And between them I'm forgetting who made an overweight superhero and who's pandered the most to islamophiles.

Also, Venom: Space Knight is a new comic.

It's not old, it's NEW. This sort of shit is being published now, free from tumblr idiots. The future is starting to look bright.

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Saved

Nice

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Hey look! They're so trendy and clever!

Did you pay for it? You can tell me.

What could have been

Forgot my picture because I'm a faggot

i tried

One gorillion hours in MS Paint.

Nope. Broke as a piece a dirt. Used a site to get the scans.

I would buy it if I could, but when you literally have about 50 bucks to your name, that's not a smart choice.

Looking for a job to support myself so I can support other people.

Also college. It's a good thing to have supportive parents when you need to crash.

You're missing a word.

Mind if I redraw that for you?
kek who cares I'm doing it anyway

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should of done ulfric stormcloak supporting the elves.

Whats the best free open source/free software/free as in freedom image editing programs since there is apparently one better then gimp?

Or a dwarf who likes elves.

Krita

Not game related

Krita.

lmao krita is for drawing

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Can be used for both, really.
But if you want all the filters, scripts etc. that you can get from GIMP, then gimp.

Thanks that the one.

It's the jews.

Marvel.

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>those bold words

They look so stupid.

Oh shit, nigger

14 hours in MSPaint

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But what if you don't know how to draw.

You draw without knowing what you're doing.
The end result is something you laugh at.

Do it anyway. No one gives a shit

all it is is lines on a page

if you draw a lot and learn from other fancy line makers, online or off then you too can become a fancy line maker

just fucking draw, m8.

That's our secret, no one here knows how to draw.

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Check my singles faggots

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Damn.

BRAVO
R
A
V
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pure perfection

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Fucking perfect

never thought i would be so exited over someone getting singles.

Couldn't have done it without you, anti-Bateman

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Secret Ending of the Dark Knight series

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someone should do a tim buckley edit but he says nothing

Why don't you do it? >:^))))))))))))))))

A attempt was made.

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You beat me to it, goy.

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10/10

Oh fug thats good.

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ON PURPOSE.

Fuck it, I can't draw for shit, someone do Hitler saying "Remember the 6 million" or something. I tried but it ended up just looking shit.

These are the best so far…

Can someone made one with Todd Howard tell us how we shouldn't buy Fallout 4 Dlc + Season Pass?

Post it anyway.

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Good end.

But she has no backpack!

Nice dubs too

A fucking classic, you should do the one where Dredd wrestles a robot, is the one before this prog

Come one, guys

You know people will want a few more "sequels" to this right?

Good job anyway.

This thread needs some Red Alert

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Nice ID

Get out of here backpack cuck.

dude, i get it porn is uninteresting bot come on

i would be better with

Damn I'm too tired to put any effort into this. At least I got trips.

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holy fuck, I'd actually be pretty fucking interested in this if I didn't know that all the rational shit he's saying is apparently supposed to sound contextually "bad" to the reader

my penis is gonna blow

I didn't make this

"I was born in Russia"

Pro tips: always make it a png and always get rid of any colour that isn't solid black or solid white (like the clouds in the background).

I'll need sauce on that, user. Only if it is hentai, tho.

Am I doing this right?

Found this on twatter.

user, if you dont know who that character is then you need to go the fuck back to reddit.

watamote you retard

Of course I know the character, retards, but I don't remember seeing that in the manga.

Only this time exhentai.org/g/575394/00268c8d41/

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Perfect!

how can you be this bad at games?

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So many things to say, so little speech balloon space

Apply yourself.

That's the joke

That the fucking point, she is not deaf in that picture.

That's the point, you dumbass.

Is that the full pic?

Holy shit, those compression artifacts.
Here, I cleaned them up.

You don't seem to be get this whole thing do you user

You're a true gentleman.

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This is gonna sound gay as fuck but could someone with art skills make one of these out of me? With the caption "I hate metal"

It would be VERY much appreciated.

Thanks

How is she so fucking hot? She has a ponytail.

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Shit taste

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Oobs, forgot the background.

You guys are fags.

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Did anyone else think of PC-tan when they saw the template?

Learn to use an image editor, faggot

c-can someone make this not shit

oh, so you are just pretending to be a retard? ok

See that mountain?
You CAN'T climb it!

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Literally the next page is made for the purpose of making it look bad. There's this guy who was attending the speech ending up as a suicide bomber or some shit. I don't know what the fuck were they aiming for. Maybe trying to make it look like ISIS are actually terrorist nazis and muh muslims are completely innocent.

Jesus Christ user, could you be any more gay?

Thats not how it works you faggot

Surprised no one has done this yet.

From /bane/ with love

And the pages before show him in jail getting together with white supremacists and getting swastika tattoos.

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Good one.

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See! This is what i really can't understand here.
They try to portray the western right as nazis, but in the end the creators just end up putting them into a muslim method.
Someshit what totally not common amongst the western right…

The situation like this: "You, you ebil nazi! Hurting our feeling with the truth and bet poor pc people, and and… they blow up their own people like the muslims! ops…"

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because deep down the hate Muslims just as much as any Stormfront member but instead of being open about it they are scared shitless and hide behind multiple layers of appeasement and self-flagellation.

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not oc but still

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(sieg heil)

Please tell me they're tanking hard.

Saved

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apparently yes

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Holy shit, user.

I was thinking of something like "You only need 30 fps".

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Here you go, user!

You forgot the cheese Lasagna man being in Pasty Walker.

That's a better idea.

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I didn't even notice

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That is Marvel realizing they can't print a comic where Red Skull is the sensible guy, so they make him do something out of character to remind people that he's evil.

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I tried

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I hate scrumpeh.

pls no bully

Eh?

should probably be something like "I always had gum".

I was considering something more along those lines, fuck me

Read the file name and think about it

Give up? He has no eyepatch

Autists doesn't get the subtle nuances of jokes, user.

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It should be.

This works on multiple levels.

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But that is what nu-Lara said, isn't it?

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That's the joke. She was rebooted into someone entirely different.
So I draw nu-Lara saying shit that Croft wouldn't say
& it's ironic because it's a betrayal of the character that actually happened in real life.

High level.

my guts are busted

The whole point of this is to do an asspull like Marvel did with Cap. Captain America doesn't traditionally support Hydra, so him saying "Hail Hydra" is a betrayal of what he stood for in the past. Your joke would function if it was Old Lara saying that. Because it's new Lara its just her saying something she already believes, thus not following the format.

Much better than mine

It does follow the format, thing is it has an even deeper meaning cause nu-Lara actually said that.

Its good but it could be better

Well, it's a unique spin.
Instead of forging a situation/quote specifically for the meme, you instead recreate an already existing series betrayal in the meme style.
Works by my logic

Except its nu-Lara. The joke only works if its classic Lara because that is something classic Lara wouldn't say, and you can have the added depth that they would later go there with that character. Otherwise it's just sad reminder of what they did to her character.

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I'm about to give your ass a deeper meaning, faggot.

10/10

Exactly, the image is subverting your expectations.
confirmed for evangelion of memes.

If someone have some time and patience make a Anita Sarkeesian one for fun…

Here is some basic for it (see pic)

Keep up the good work anons!

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I got a whole folder labeled "filthy jews" just for subversion like this

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Every time I see Anita, I just imagine that she'd be into giving aggressive blow job/foot jobs and humiliation, and that she'd be the type to spit the load into off hand ten dollar bills. How accurate do you think that is?

Keep the change

kek, thats actually pretty clever

I WANT TO FUCK ERIN

Hmmm… sounds god.
Kinda sad with time and madness her face and body just degrading into some Zoe tier disgusting blob.

Feminism - not even once!

maybe it's because

You need to see this

I got that goy, but it's also funny because subversion is usually tied to progressivism, and progressivism = change

Very noice

It just keeps going deeper

It gets better, Jews don't practice progressivism in Israel, they only say the rest of the world should. "Keep the Change, Goyim, I don't want it"

WEBMfag here.

I'm thinking about doing a compilation of these, but so many are the wrong resolution. I've been saving them, & re-sizing a lot to 986x553, but some are portrait size showing a lot more of the image so I guess I could just quickly pan those or something. I have 73 saved.

I was listening to this: youtu.be/K42vuJNOIWE?t=2m thinking it would be good music for a "shocking betrayal" theme.
Still, I don't know if we should do a webm since a lot of these appear to not be our OC anyways.

go by the template resolution resize everything that's possible, black-bar the pictures that are smaller, omit the ones that include bound agent.

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Between figuring out which ones are ours and which ones actually follow the joke structure, I don't think it'll be our greatest. I guess one way you could tell is by the background. I noticed some are colored, so either they went to the extra effort the recolor them or they are from outside. Resolution should be another way. I don't understand why someone would deviate from the template resolution (bar ones like )

Resolution is a problem I deal with every time I make these so it's not like I can't work around it by now.

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Shitty attempt at Saya

9000 hours

Surprised no one jumped on this one yet.

Another 9000 can ya believe it

obligatory
I feel like this was all a PR stunt to get people talking about Captain America and hopefully buy Marvel comics again.

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11/10, if only you hadn't stolen it from somewhere else, you git, at least change the filename next time

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you faggot

That's just too far

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Sony Sugoto
Sony Son-Shi-roh

I'm 90% sure this is actually what happened at sega

no he died like a hero stopping that missile!

Sauce on the song?

OH SHIET!

Actually it's just the filename I got when I dragged the template into photoshop. I'll just take the fact you thought it was worth stealing as a compliment.

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he sacrificed his life for nothing man!
FOR NOTHING!

It all makes sense, the explosion was a ploy so sega wouldn't look for him till it was too late.

Saturn/10

thanks for the OC, been a while since we had one of these types of threads

eh, I wanted to do one more, but I'm too tired, and I'm pretty sure I won't feel like it tomorrow.

paint him blue and make him say hail red?

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I've been looking for this

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God fucking damn. Beaten to the punch again.

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what the fuck are you talking about, it's right here

Make it yourself

i suck at paint

git gud

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I tried

What the hell did you do to the resolution?

0/10 pic

5/5 dubs

There, I improved it.

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Compilation Delivered
Sometimes VP9 WEBM encodes turn out weird & won't seek. This is one of those times, so I converted it into an MP4 instead.

I can extend this song easily to add more, but there's not enough images to fill an additional extension right now.

fixed yer text formatting

My shitty edit made it.

I guess that looks better.

nice, thanks user

Nice, nice.

Feels good man

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and it loops!

good shit, I love how these get made every so often

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Good shit.
I've got one comin'.

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Here, have another because I'm bored

The music can be extended to include it. Just make more.

Right now there's only 4 images beyond the last image I added.
I can't extend it for just 4 images, I need more than that before I can extend it.

Feed me more OC.

Am I doing it right?

So Stark takes the time to explain to her something she needs help understanding and she bitches at him right after?

I'm pretty sure it's because of this video. Or maybe I'm mixing up cause and effect?

No, because that's something he would say.

I think it's appropriate given his history and how long it took people to wake up to where his real loyalty was. The infograph that got reposted about his gawker connections took almost 2 years for people to sink in.

Just because the betrayal actually happened doesn't disqualify it. It still fit, it's just not a made-up one.

Assuming you are the same user who made the "Winner takes all" webm, you are a true gift from God. You still are even if you aren't the same

In case the thread is still alive

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Nice.

How is this?
I'm not sure I shaded well.

Krita's text editor is pretty shit. And it adds an extra period to the filename

We've still got OC rolling in. Are we having another thread for this?

Here is a flat one.
I'm not sure what to put as the text.

forgot image.

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"Genocide is seriously terrible."

Or something like that.

How many spaces do we got left, videofag?

#AllLivesMatter

FUCK

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I think we are starting to exhaust the creative juices. Couple of the other ones have also already been done.

Not so fast, faggot.

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but I like yours better

Thanks. Your helmet is way better, in terms of perspective.

Nah, it's not mine. It's another one I found to demonstrate that we exhausted our creative juices for the day.

Alright. I ctrl+F'd Mega and didn't get anything, and didn't see a non-EXE Mega Man in the video either, so I assumed he hadn't been done yet.

google.com/search?q=captain america hail hydra&hl=en&biw=1280&bih=923&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ved=0ahUKEwi-nK_qm4XNAhULJ1IKHYQrC3UQ_AUIBygB#imgrc=nhuhxZvxV-fyyM:

You are the first one here to do it, though.

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Fuck if I know, but normalfags already ruined the joke.

I've already noticed that a lower percentage of the ones from other sites contain jokes compared to here.

Whoops, deleted my post.

ha

Fuck. I hope no one else did this one yet.

I enjoyed this one so much that I made this.

Simply "I prefer tulips" is shorter and works better.

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This thread is page 12 so if you wanna keep adding to the compilation you're better off starting a new thread.

Is she sitting on a vibrator?

Fucking 10/10

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sounds like a remix of pmd ending theme

user

RORSCHACH IS SUPPOSED TO BE THE QUESTION

THEY'RE LITERALLY MAKING HIM INTO THE CHARACTER HE'S RIPPING OFF

Beautiful, user. I'm so glad I was in it.

My paint skills are shit, can someone make Iwata saying "At heart, I am not gamer".

"Gamers don't need to be your audience"
"Developers don't have to be gamers."
Et cetera.

That's something they would say. I just thought of this.

Pretty good

has meme magic gone too far

It's "Unwavering Emotion" from Pokemon B/W