4 AM

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looks like we got a dm for dnd this weekend, so roll up a dude and post in the thread you've got interest

Well, it's this one

post your lips

todays the last day of moving. can't wait to get that overwith and then spend the next few days finding work and get money again.

how you'd get it for free?

Shoo shoo pedo Holla Forums

I just downed like an entire energy drink and I'm ready to play FTL for 6 fucking hours

Thats true too. I'm surprised life can even keep getting worse. Unless it went full nigger tier and I ended up on the streets.

Only time that ever really comes up is when the regular guy can't make the thread and 2 people post one randomly anyway.

Why are you gonna lose internet also don't kill yourself

Can't pay for service?

No, what are you gay?

Cautiously optimistic that I managed to actually fix my mouse when I took it apart this time. Now I just need a new CPU. Just finished rewatching Dredd. Good stuff.
I don't know why I bought Overwatch knowing I can't run it without a new processor.

Please do. One avatarfag down. Just a few to go.

you hush up now slut

Blood and Wine comes out tomorrow for Witcher 3, hope its fun

all i did was play over watch and DS3 today

G'day.

What ship?

Right.

I forgot about those. Let's not forget the painting thread and meta thread.
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Someone posted a code for it on Holla Forums.

Parents sick of me being NEET so they are gonna shut it off. Constant distraction is the only thing keeping me on the razors edge of sanity. Might as well just not bother fighting it and bite a bullet.

Not even australian

Night 1 of my super fun week of catching up in school work. I'm behind on a crap ton of my solidworks homework as I got none of it done Sunday or today, though I'm getting good time on my vector statics homework. I remember two assignments due Wednesday so even less time for my solidworks. This week is going to really suck. Though once I'm done I'm rewarded with a 6 page essay to write by Monday and three finals spread throughout the next week. At least I'll be done with college and getting to play videogames without any pressure once that is all done.

I've had a good weekend. Got wasted with my bros saturday and watched Jojo and convinced them to play MGR:R, then had a nice dinner w/ me mum sunday, and today had a BBQ with roommates.

Now PLAYAN' Trails of Cold Steel and LISTENIN' to Anglin on the Nationalist Review.

just cleaned out the cack?

sweet deal then

Sounds like they are doing the right thing. You should probably just go ahead and hang yourself tonight.

Are you not going to get a job after college or something?

Usually I'd shit on jojo but glad you had fun user.

Welp RIP. Maybe this will be an opportunity to try get your shit together.

If it's not the Federation ship you have terrible taste. They're all pretty decent designs.

Im still thinking of her, every day. Im selfsabotaging any chances I get with anyone else.

On the plus, Im about get 100% ds3.

Do you have a toaster?
OW hardly requires anything to run

Wait, you're a NEET?

Zoltan is mai shipfu

But we need you to shit post in 4am ritsu

sounds like they're doing the right thing.
shouldn't have been g a long time NEET with a UTI and a filthy room

I got Lost Planet 3 as well. Haven't tried it yet.

Season one is great to watch with normalfags and beer. It's so completely off the wall that they can't help be fall under its sway.

Never ever gonna happen. Best case scenario here is me working some shit job for a month then quitting and buying myself a bunch of figures like usual.

I was the same for a long time. If you find a girl whos really worth being with you'll forget about her, you just haven't clicked with anyone yet.

Yeah. Tried it a few days ago with no luck. This time I mostly fiddled around with the outer shell. Issue was when I held down the right mouse button, it would think I was rapidly clicking and letting go. Made some games a real hassle.

CPU's shot as far as I can tell. I can still play some low-end games (mostly pixelshit) and watch videos, but any game with decent visuals (even old ones like FEAR) run like shit. I tried a round of Overwatch and was getting single-digit FPS in battle on the minimum settings. But at least my mouse works right again. It's a good mouse and they don't make it anymore.

Literally same exact situation I'm in now.

Tell them you do something every morning that's very important to you and it's not fapping, it's this

Dodged a bullet there.

Nothing. Been having to pack my stuff and start cleaning. Dusting when you have horrendous allergies is not fun.

Make them regret the notion. Or at the very least accept that you're not going to be doing anything with your life. Mine have. Also, wouldn't you be on the same internet connection they are? They going to kill the entire house's internet service just to try to get you to do something with your life?

Also, I do hope you've got a backlog to work through if they go through with it. Mostly playing older stuff anyhow, I'm pretty used to not having much of anyone to discuss what I play with, since even on Holla Forums there's not much warrant to making threads on franchises that have been dead for nearly a decade at least, if not longer.

I think you described my PC
God I need a new computer holy fuck

Shut up…
Also get in the discord fag, what are you doing nigger

6 years now. NEET4LYFE

This is true.

It really fucking sucks doesn't it? Its like "hey everything that you love and keeps you from going insane is going to be taken away in a week good luck shit head!"

gotta make your self hate her then bring it back up to being normal with her again

think I already told you what it's like, a not even half finished game that has a section which tries to be dead space3 but all the rest of it is really comfy arctic space trucker feel to it

that's good

My PC is mostly okay. It's just things I own have a tendency to break even if I try to treat them right. This mouse is probably the oldest part of my PC. It's a G400 and I bought it when they were still $40. $200ish now because Logitech makes ugly mice now. By far the best mouse I've ever used. I wish I could go back to when I got this one and buy a dozen more so I always have one.

If you have a high school diploma and don't want to be forced into retail or manual labor, apply for jobs at medical testing companies doing night work processing samples. They always need people and pay pretty well.

They click once every 5 years, but even then its all in my head.

I just wanted to start a family.

Just a reminder that the next NXT PPV is on June 8th, Asuka's title is getting challenged so its a big deal. Hopefully we can set aside June 9th's 4AM post-music for it.

I've gotten into Funko Pop collecting, jesus fuck me dead this is wallet murder. I'm currently trying to hunt down at least a dozen vidya Pops along with the movies and wrassling lines

Wishful thinking user but I doubt it'll work.

They just use their phones internet so.

And what games you playing user?

don't give in ritsu ;_;

Not even a seasonal job? Nothing?

Maybe your parents wouldn't have a problem with you being unemployed most of the time if you had a presentable image. From your earlier posts you don't sound all that well. Washing might be important to keeping up a good facade.

We're your friends, I'm just trying to help

How do you beat Vicar Amelia?
Can't do it.

Hey, Hey Wolfspider, what edition of fucking Dicks and Wiffleball bats you playing?

wew

I want to know how anyone can like those figures, they're so fucking ugly.

WEW LAD!
Not that I can say much. I get by on volunteer jobs.

It's genuinely made my week, having it working again. Was such an annoyance.

Roll behind her constantly. Get 2 hits in. Rinse and repeat.

5e

best work your keyboard over too

any niggers want doodles or anything?

They're cheap, they have licenses of EVERYTHING, convenient to store and fun to collect

Thanks user I might look into that.

Whenever I think about my ex I know shes going to get knocked up and keep the kid with the guy shes with now and it kills me a little

Oh I know, its not the worst idea I've seen.

I'll try not to bb

I barely have the effort or energy to get out of bed for more than cigarettes and coffee. Its a huge part of the reason I can't get a job. Thats just so hard.

Not worried about the keyboard, it's just a fairly generic one. My keyboard standards are basically just volume controls and a pause button for my music.

Can you draw my waifu? I need to get more pictures of her
Cinnamon Minaduki

Tomoko being hugged and crying tears of joy while snuggling into chest.

What kind of goofy, wacky faggotry can a guy like you get up to?

I'll take some doodles of wolfspiders with or without dicks

not even a mechanical one? for shame

RITSU!

I'd ask for more art of mine but it's so degenerate that even Joolius won't touch it.

Reference pics are the spoilers just in case you're up for the job Homoko

It's a little different with me. I kinda want to get outside, but I'm in the middle of fucking nowhere and nobody has the same interests as me.

Also there was this girl I had on steam I really bonded with for 2 years who turned around and decided fuck all that I'm just going to sleep around. I see her steam profile pretty much every time I use steam and it makes me want to go out even more.

Not yet, I'm thinking of getting one next summer. This will probably be my last free summer so I might try to do a road trip as I never done one before. Plus finish a lot of my games and shows so I don't feel too distracted when next quarter rolls around. Though knowing myself I'll still get distracted.

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Well look on the bright side,
if you get a job and look presentable you might get closer to getting that tomboy qt gf

Well, I mean my PC is naturally weaker
also its literally a fucking laptop with a monitor plugged in

That would completely break my heart, especially since I know she'd come to me to fix that mess, knowing that could have been my kid instead.

Draw fox grils.

McDonalds is cheap, but that doesn't mean it's a good restaurant.
Simply because they're going after the normalfags who only buy them for nerdcred
Nendroids are smaller, AND have more customization to them.
Stamp collecting is fun as well.

He's a part of the hugbox as well, so he's never going to do anything about it.

I'd love to get a laptop. I use KODI to stream a lot of shows and movies. Would be pretty comfy to lay in bed with a show I like.

I'm just a big ol' pleb.

Various games I missed out on growing up since I was never allowed much back then. So I've got plenty to play for who knows how long spanning from sixth gen to stuff a lot earlier.

Really, the lack of demand for discussion is the only really bad thing about it. Especially when it's something niche, or that had to be fan translated (and thus wasn't something people likely played when the systems were current, if at all).

Honestly though, if you're really going to be without internet, better start downloading shit while you can. On a decently sized hard drive you should be able to get plenty of NES, SNES, Genesis, Gameboy/GBC/GBA games, etc on it for emulation and the like.

Closest to 4 AM takes priority.

Why? Do you suffer from chronic fatigue? Are you ill? Do you have any muscle problems?

Also 6 years. Didn't you say it was 7 years in an earlier thread?

For one thing, delete her. That can't be good for you. Delete any friends that have her or block her or something so she doesn't show up.

Secondly what kind of interests do you have? Have you looked into any other hobbies?

Just don't go full NEET user.

Found this while unpacking. I almost forgot I wanted this job and studied hard for it only to fail.
It's still a fun read and I might retake the exam one day.

Draw Arthur Read fucking his mom while he cries about how life is pointless since the earth will be destroyed by the sun one day and then the universe will suffer the heat death.

well it'll last longer then one so if you just want that then no need for it

I'll try.

He truly is a gift that keeps on giving.

At least your ex didn't abort your kid like mine did to me.

6-7 something like that. I can't remember if I dropped out of college after 2 years or 2 semesters tbh

And probably just depression. Not like I've been to a doctor or anything in years.

We'll be playing on 5e on a homebrew setting with special snowflake races allowed, starting on lvl 1 with 0 xp also

I know the feeling. I remember not being able to get a Genesis game from a yard sale because we couldn't afford anything like that. Been spending a lot of time emulating old ones I missed. The big one I always wanted was Tactics Ogre: The Knight of Lodis. Had a lot of fun playing it in VisualBoyAdvance. The day I discovered piracy changed my life.

Good point,
seriously though, I'm sure if you just act like you're investing in getting a job and be dedicated to it then your parents wont shut off your internet

Yeah, I'm sure you would enjoy a laptop you can bring anywhere because the battery is friend and screen is shatter, and can't even run fucking TF2

Just out of curiosity, how snowflake are we talking here?

I've been trying to for awhiles, thanks for dm'in it btw

Well fuck me. I now know something I wish I could unsee.

Knight of Lodis certainly isn't the most common game, but at least it's not too expensive. $20-25 or so where I live. Ninja Five-0 though is ridiculously expensive for a GBA game.

Hey nigs how are you all doing?

Trying to study for stats but I hate this shit. Final on Wednesday but I feel like I'm screwed because I forgot like half the shit from the semester. Good thing is that I turn in my extra credit assignment and do good on it, it is extremely unlikely I will fail the class. I better do good on this shit I swear to god.

I'm going to fight as hard as I can to keep the internet. I'm not going to even consider downloading anything just in case.

Any NES games you could recommend? Maybe a little known platformer or something similar.

I'm hoping on that too. Might go pretend to look for jobs and stuff this week.

docs.google.com/document/d/1eiNfWAq14MKhXgLEsxnYYQjdX2Ku4cib1tP4UHis1J0/edit?usp=drive_web

here's collection of shit already

if i turn in my extra credit assignment and do good on it*

docs.google.com/document/d/1eiNfWAq14MKhXgLEsxnYYQjdX2Ku4cib1tP4UHis1J0/edit?usp=drive_web

I haven't read the whole thing but if the race is game breaking tier overpowered I'll ask people to change it, aside from that everything is fair game.

I found this image of Tomoko.

He just uploaded a new JULAY too.

Good luck on that!

What class is it?

I'd just use it to watch things. I would probably break it, though. Some of the ways my things break border on magical, it seems. I do everythign I can to take care of them and one day they just don't work.

I've never even seen a copy of it. It's nice that I can afford games now, though. Mostly since I live really cheaply. Don't eat a lot, and the vast majority of what I do for fun is free. Porn, movies, tv shows, books. I pirate pretty much all of it, with only a few exceptions for movies or books I really, really like. Found a (basically brand new) copy of Snow Crash for $5 at a thrift store last year.

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Okay fags I need help
What do I attack first, weapons of shield?

Can't you just go out and look for jobs or at least pretend to? That will convince them

I already had my final.
I thought I studied well for it but then I got the test and quickly learned 1/3 of this shit I skipped over somehow

You have like a good day to cram in, thats good enough for me 75% of the time

Are you playing a giant spider?

I kind of lost track of Chris-chan after a while. What has that autistic fuck been doing recently?

Statistics 101. It's supposed to be pretty easy but I find it horrible. The teacher is very confusing in how he teaches. He'd rather just make jokes all day and rush through material.

He got jailed at one point and made a Sonichu amiibo
Other than that not much

He decided he wants to be a woman, got a lifetime ban from Gamestops, and freaked out over the color of Sonic's arms.

Nice dubs.

It doesn't bother me honestly. It's just fucking Chris. He ripped off a ton of anime for his Sonichu comis.

He became a male lesbian for real and his house burned down.

That's true, but its a lot more reasonably priced then some figures. Take WWE figures for example, I love wrassling and I wanted a figure of one of my favorites, Bam Bam Bigelow, the most naturally talented 400+ pounder to ever get in the squared circle. I look up a figure with all his entrance gear and its over $200, even the most ridiculously overpriced Pop I could see myself buying someday is not even half that. For a poorfag like me, Funko is your only option.

Somewhat true, but hey, its better then having no figures at all for a license.

Too bad Nendroids don't have any licenses I could give a rat's ass about

Admittedly haven't given the NES that much time. I have heard that Majuu Ou (AKA "King of Demons") is a pretty good SFC one though. It's been fan translated (no way a game about some guy going to hell to rescue his daughter and using his dead wife's soul as a familiar was going to come west).

Delete this

I fear even if I do delete her I will random remember back to her and always be constantly wondering and shit. Also it reminds me to do whatever I can to get a life[spoiler]and a gf[/spoler]. It sort of wards me off from becoming a NEET.

I have a ton of stuff to be occupied, like I'm rewriting a attempt at a 3d game engine i wrote 2 years ago, but it's all stuff you do in solitude, which use to be fine but it's not anymore.

Really I need a job, but theres a next to 0 chance of getting something that isn't terrible.

Nigger, those things are ugly as hell and cheaper than McDonalds toys

What are you doing? Its better to just not collect

If you were around here to see how crazy I went a few months back when I got one you'll know thats a bad idea.

Yeah I'm going to just go back to driving around all day pretending to look. Maybe find some new backroads to drive like a retard on.

Maybe luck out and crash finally

Maybe you should write jokes all over the margins of the extra credit. He'll like it more that way!

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Behold my Children, now you too can be as KEWL as our Lord and Saviour Chris-Chan.

weapons

nah I was thinking of some kinda cleric maybe dark elf male Vhaeraun worshiper but I dunno

There's really a time and place; if the teacher knows it, it helps. Back when I was in high school, I had a great senior history teacher that always opened the period with a few minutes of lewd jokes.

Speaking of which, I fucking miss Sickipedia. Not sure there's a good replacement for that site.

That's some class A autism right there.

From what I can gather of the video the tranny shit was obvious and I heard about the Sanic color shit but lel, being banned from Gamestop?

top kek

Ha nah I don't think writing jokes will help me in any way. I think I should take a hot shower to relax, I feel kind of stressed right now

Ehh, it gives me something to do besides being angry about video games, I'd collect something else if it was reasonably priced and had licenses I cared about

It wasn't the running that got me, it was the impact it had on my stomach. Feeling my insides bouncing around every time my feet hit the pavement is a feeling I had forgotten. Anyway, I gotta keep doing this shit if I wanna get more fit. I've also added exercises for my back/lats to my routine so that I can actually do fucking pull ups.

Gonna start doing this every day, until I exhaust myself. Then I'll take a couple days break and start again. I have 6 months to reach adequate fitness.

Here is an .mp4 of that post.

Probably just lack of motivation and limited tastes. You have your ritsu thing and that about it. You don't honestly care much about other stuff to be motivated to do something like study Japanese or finding another skill to learn.

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hello fags

Yeah, he pepper sprayed an employee or something in a spergout.

Thanks user, might give it a try.

At least you seem motivated not to end up in the pit of despair that neetdom can become.

How active are you in looking for a gf?

He thinks he's a woman, and he recently got banned from Gamestop because he tried to use mace an employee because he wasn't allowed to change Sonic's arm color back to what they used to be.

It's called saving money and budgeting you faggot.
I'd say not having figures is better, because at least that way you're not having to deal with normalfags shitting up your hobby. Look at how shit video games got since the 90's. Look at how shit comics got. Look at what happened to punk culture.
This sounds a lot like "Why does a foreign culture like different things?"

Don't forget that it was because he burnt it down trying to make coffee.

I'm a big fan of playing a human rogue in the format of a gravedigger, a rat catcher, a chimney sweep, a hired dock hand or a Quack Doctor. Just an average joe schmoe who's good at either thieving or breaking people. Or you know, lying.

I hate this piece of shit fuck

You'll get used to it
also don't actually run on the beach. Shits a fucking mess to just walk on

You should actually look so you're internet doesn't get shut down and the thought more likely leaves their mind
Also if you work and sign up for autismbux then you could blow your shit on a lot more

we'd get along swimmingly then since Vhaeraun is a god of thievery

what the fuck

Why am I immediately reminded of SWEDEN YES when I saw that picture?

Oh Chris, never fails to amaze me with his stupidity.

You could not make this shit up. Holy shit.

Not very. Over the summer I'm stuck in the middle of nowhere, and all my remaining friends are also shutins.

Over the school year I'm basically stuck in the STEM part of the school 24/7 which is a gigantic sausage fest. All the social events at my school are usually flooded with ghetto trash for some reason, and the clubs are also sausage fests.

What makes it different than running on a machine? And why 6 months?

Do it! Thread will be waiting when you get back unless you are like me and take hour long showers.

I wish it were easier to get autismbux here. I'd probably done it years ago.

How about you autists fuck off to Jewsh's turf

kiwifar.ms

Newsflash but if the franchise has a Pop lineup, it is already somewhat normalfaggy, hell CWC is as entry level as you can get for lolcows.

True but I see no reason to buy something if I have zero interest in it

it all makes sense now

how do i get out?

Where the hell do you live where its NOT easy to get autismbux?

He attacked an employee. Apparently when he wrote a letter or something to their head office to complain about it, they re-evaluated it and expanded the ban to all of them in his state.

I think it's a term for a really, really feminine guy. It gets used on exhentai as a tag for a lot of shota stuff where they're basically a trap.

In another universe the bullying against made him see every error in his way and he made his life goal of improving himself and is at this point in the alternate Timeline managed to get the Republican nomination for his States Governer Race and is polling well

Not terribly interested at the moment, but the minute I can swallow my embarrassment, I might be tempted. Not because I think I'm too good, legitimately don't do online shit. I'm still running 2.5 for Christ sake's.

I usually take half hour long showers. My mom hates me for it cause she's a cheap jew when it comes to water and electricity. be right back.

Well, isn't there going to be a difference between running on something solid and on sand?

I ran to the beach and jumped over the stone wall they have, and finished off by running to the water and puking into the ocean. Then I sat on a stone pillar and listened to this song while watching the tide. It was satisfying.

Tried to do some pull ups, but my back muscles aren't strong enough. Working on that.

If girls can be tomboys, boys can be tomgirls, silly! Don't misgender me!

Blue and Yellow.

The machine is a lot easier because the terrain is completely even and it's indoors. I am pretty sure the thing my parents got also has some kinda padding under the tracks.

Six months because my parents have grown sick of my NEET ways and want me to get a job, or else they'll kick me out. I'm 20, and have no experience, so finding work here is impossible. I'm planning to join the military if I can.

Irt gets better.
he even tried suing the coffee maker company for making an electric hazard and burning his house down.
e failed because
1.- the coffee maker was in the bathroom because his house was clogged up with so much shit that they can't reach the kitchen, thus the sink was their only access to water

2.- you don't put fucking coffee makers in the bathroom.

well i went dumpster diving behind the gamestore again and found a vmu,green ps1 memory card,3rd party genesis and n64 controllers,2 wiimotes,a copy of sonic 2,and a copy of perfect dark on the gbc. feels good anons.

sjw group approved name for a trap it's like a tomboy but tomgirl, get it? fucking stupid I'd say if it wasn't going to go the same way as all the other names for traps

well it's all good, e5 is more on the casual side of things I've noticed

It's thanks to his never ending quest to not be a virgin with rage. He hired a hooker once and posted about it on Facebook.

There is literally nothing wrong with wanting your country to be like Sweden.

It's a shame really, because all of the shit that he made ages ago got lost.

If you cared as much as you said you did, you'd be fine with it. But since you played FO4 just because of your dick, I'm not shocked.

Fucking Berenstain universe.

Yeah, that probably fucked you up

Also, warm up next time

Ever try dating sites? Or school clubs? Or just walking around campus when you aren't in class?

Alcohol.

Southern US states. I've never looked into it much really but I still doubt I'd qualify. And even if I could fake it or something that'd involve going to a psychiatrist which I wouldn't want to do.

Later plank~

Where are the video games

I don't see any

I pirated Fallout 4 and dropped it.

I wish I could go back to the Berenstein one. But at least Berenstain Overkill is getting better. They're actually discontinuing microtransactions in Payday 2.

Considering your mental state, you probably could

And considering the fact niggers and user can just walk in and get the money its most likely not that hard. At least try

Dating sites seem a bit sketchy, the clubs are sausage fests, and I see girls around campus but I have no way to really break the ice with them at all.

Well good luck on the military bit. What country you in?

Nice! Glad you are saving some of this stuff. Seems wrong to through it away like that. Any of it seem like it works?

Doesn't change the fact that you wasted the bandwidth because you wanted to masturbate.

Too bad they let it stay for so long and have so much dlc for the game that I'm never going to actually play it.

I'm playing Mabi right now.

That's true, I hate Fallout 4, I hated it ever since the E3 footage was shown. Don't lie man, you once pirated/bought a game with your dick.

all of it works.

In reality I'm having a hard time getting my people to be fucking dedicated. And even more so surprised Wolfspider, that you're the one who got this jar of cigarette-flavored fuck honey together. Has Belrose tried to infiltrate you lot yet?

Did they ever find out who he truly was?

WEW
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It is a shame, really. At least we have what we got right now.

have these threads gotten worse, or have I gotten better?

I felt sick before that, but that probably pushed me over the edge. I hate warming up because it kills time. I'd rather just run. At least I don't get stitches anymore.

I met my ex through a dating site. We were together for around a year. I can tell you ALL about internet dating, I have a few fun stories about meeting chicks through the internet, but I think I have shared them on here before.

Thing about dating sites is the ratio of men to women is around 12:1, and most of the women are fat single mothers.

Australia. I'm already far fitter than I used to be, so getting a bit fitter shouldn't be too hard, right?

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Yeah, even with the DLC unlocker I don't really play anymore.

My dick is just but one factor in a game.

I hope Kek will make it better.

You've gotten worse actually.

I'd probably lose my gun rights in the process too, not something I want to do.

"ay bb gurl u wan sum fuk?"

Works every time.

Really though whats the worst that could happen by just being like "hey mind if I sit here?" and trying to start up a convo.

Besides getting accused of rape

Well shit, why the hell are they throwing away working wiimotes, seems like an easy sell.

Oh yeah definitely. I mean if you work out for 6 months you should be able to get through their basic training as long as you aren't like a whale right now.

Holy shit you fucking struck gold

Definetly

You probably need to warm up before you run, you can't just jump in

How?

I guess I will do a warm up along with my stretches. Can't hurt, right?

I'm a bit flabby, but I am 60 pounds lighter than I was just over a year ago. Losing that few pounds of flab shouldn't be too hard.

At least there's better games out there.

If you're forcibly sent to a mental ward in the US, you lose all access to firearms for the rest of your life. Same for prison.

You're still pretty bad.

Ritsu isn't that batshit insane tho
He would most likely pull off as an autist and have a higher chance.

If I'm getting money from the government for being some form of crazy, if there already isn't something that flags that on background checks I'm sure there will be some day.

Should definitely be good by then, they don't expect you to come in ripped or anything. They build you up and all that jazz.

Yeah, I've been thinking of seeing if Douk 3D will run on my PC since I have it on GOG.

ayyyyyyyyyy lmao

getting dedicated people is all down to the dm and how he roleplays, if it's just going though the motions where everything is more or less assumed with player npc interaction then it's really no fun at all and to top it all off when there's no one really interested in it outside of the sessions

it's not even together yet though, we've got one dm and two confirmed players so I hope things will turn out good, I may end up streaming it and record it to for showing the thread the next day

naz can come if he plays well

Depression can get you thrown in as well.

Doesn't hurt to try.

You have to go back.

Well shit,
I mean, at least see if you can pull off autistic, and if they question you any more say fuck it an leave

Kind of dank meme magic is this shit?

Well Consider me interested, but how is it being done? Skype?

they are like a pawn shop of vidya stores overpriced shit they are pretty shady tbh.

at least it works.

discord

discord.gg/0uOW3OyEBIqF0rKC

the image fucks up some times, don't worry about it

Captain America working with Hydra is a good idea.
t shower shitter

At least I have my nugget.

It's been happening since 2003.

Why did you post it

make me.

It's too late for that now.

y-yeah I'll see if I can pull that off

Yeah theres a place like that near me too. They have a "going out of business" sale just about once every couple of months.

so that when shit goes down and he wants in with the chicken nuggets he'll be set on the starting point

Ayyy

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Online dating just doesn't seem like the way I'd like to do things. It's probably because my parents are Neo-cons who drilled "Never put your personal life on the internet ever" into my head till it was hardwired because fox news.

I get the feeling if it didn't go over well I'd still end up seeing that person from time to time and it'd be really akward to remember.

You stay up till 4 AM in your mothers basement shitposting while using pictures of a girl from a moe anime, pretty sure you can pull it off just fine

still luv u bb

The discord regulars are the only ones allowed

I played Underrail this whole weekend, and finally realized I'm not having fun. I'm horrendously underleveled, and with the oddity XP system, I can't seem to get my level up fast enough. My combat and dodge skills are as high as they can be for my level, and I'm absolutely shit compared to the most basic thugs, and my lockpicking skill is maxed, but there are challenges that are easily 20 points above my skill. I can't level without going to new areas, but I can't go to new areas without leveling.

How many RItsus do you have
how many are lewd

I want to play space station 13 with Holla Forums people, but no one is on either of the stations. I keep trying to start up the black hole, and it keeps devouring the station, I don't know what I'm doing wrong. I think some of the debris on the area is causing EMP waves to disable the emiters or the shielding. I also don't know if I'm setting the power control systems up correctly.

All in all, it's lonely. I want to run a fun-station with people and learn the game and feel good.

Just avin a giggle m8

It was my first gun too back in the day. How much did you pay for yours? Think I paid 120$.

She'd forget. Girls get hit on a ton so. You play magic? I've heard grils are doing it for fake nerd cred these days and shitting up game store tourneys. Might be a place to look.

Only like 1600. Very few lewd surprisingly.

Nigger, if you don't have over 2k images of your waifu you're not doing it right.

it'll be in the games room well in the back where you at the bar wont be able to hear any of it due to the shitty jukebox on and your drunken rants

I'd like to see you try m8

Have any of you found the mythical promised land yet?
The site that is free from shitposting yet also full of life?
The last vestige of pre-normalfag internet?
It's out there somewhere, just waiting for you to find your way there.

Judging by that picture, there is nowhere to go

If you even remotely like a character that's popular, it's easy to get a fuckload of images.

I paid 100. I need to get around to finding an original cleaning rod for it.

You're already dead.

It hasn't existed for years. Besides, I'd rather have 100% shitposting than 100% srs bsns

It's funny you say that, because that and LoL are the two only "nerd" things I see girls playing. I don't have time or money for dat doe.

Still that involves going to a shrink and all that, which I can't afford. Also involves getting my parents to pay for it which is embarrassing. Just for the off chance I can get a tiny bag of shekels from the government.

Why would you want that?

What what is happening, are we on Nu Skype?
Did I cause a problem already by existing?

sorry I was playing earlier but it became the dead hour

you only want the newstation since hatestation is trash thanks to gitgud

are you remembering to once the singo is at stage 2, turn the pa down to 0?

no worries, he's just a butt

Is that how it works?
I just hear about anons doing minimal work to get on it and smugly shitposting about it

I am pretty sure I told guys, but we get to play games for free here. It's a sweet deal.
Revengence is a bit simple, but fun. Bloodborne is the easiest rpg I've ever played, but soaking in blood and feeling like alucard is nice. Hyrule warriors stopped being fun when I realized I have to unlock who I like using who I don't like. Smash 4 is just brawl with more characters, little mac is fun.

There aren't that many lewd Ritsu's in general and do you know why, its because she's trash and no one wants to see her lewd Is that why you love her
**Post Ritsu (1111)

I don't have a waifu

I Know that I guess I'm suprised by how organised they are

It was poking fun at Risu more than anything user.

Aren't we all, given we are posting on this thread? It's like I'm waiting for something to happen that never does.

*Noises Intensify*
Nyeah oilroight fucking yeah me boyo yeah dank memes

2k images of mine don't even exist

Don't we all pick fun at ritsu

Was it beat up or like fresh out of the crate? Mine was a rugged one that definitely saw action. But I saw like brand new surplus ones a while back I kinda wanted to pick up.

Seriously do it, its probably an easy way for you to at least try to talk to girls. Drop 50$ on a shit deck. Who cares if you win or not.

I really don't know. But there has to be some form of proof of autism.

A big chunk of my collection is drawings and not numbered. The numbered pictures are ones that I took screenshots of myself. Examples here

yes possibly but you never know

if your waifu is from an anime/movie/vidya gaem or something then you should be able to screen cap at least 2000 different frames with your waifu in the frame

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A-user I-… I am so sorry that you don't have that privilege.

This could work.

Yes and that's why it's so fun.

Plank is back yo. What did I miss?

It used to be called Holla Forums

Tell me about it.

I have been. I'm about to get back on, reset the station and try again from scratch, if you want to oversee my work and tell me if I'm doing it wrong?

To be fair I don't even watch Anime

I'm just really picky about my pictures. If I wanted to go get a 10k collection I could but if 99% of them look like crap why bother.

Soon but have some trips instead. I've been slacking off a lot but I usually get like 100 new pictures I can use here from an episode. Plus another 200 cause I cap every single frame of motion shes in.

I don't want to go to work today :C

Seems kinda desperate

sure I can

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Hey, that's that Danish fellow from Iron March and TRS.

Someone said they were going to make it and never did. When I asked about it, spider made it and sperged out when I told him I had no intention of using it to begin with. There was a mumble at one point that died because the guy who made it fucked off and nobody even used it because the only people who used external items were the avatarfags at the time.

Some people die at 20 but don't have a funeral until 70.

I just leave the booru filenames on and sort by what's in the picture since that feels better than just naming everything.

Based on the date and how fucked the finish of the wood is, I hope it was in Stalingrad.

The greatest event to ever happen in 4am! But then the mods deleted, shame you missed it.

Eh at least it could be a new hobby at worst, a qt nerdy gf at best.

Even I'm picky and I still ended up with 2.1k minimum. To be fair she used to be popular so it's pretty easy for me even past all the inflation porn. It's also really shit because I am a jealous sperg.

The greatest event in the history of 4am is Huey's Shower defecation and you know it

Currently saving money in a literal coffee can. Just shove money in there whenever i have 20 or 50 'extra' in my wallet.

Sadly gotta wait till i come back from vacation before doing some serious saving.

Nice! I miss having a gun with the hammer and sickle. Was funny showing to my grandpa and seeing him get worked up about commies. I still have a nagant revolver but it doesn't have a stamp like that.

Just kill me now.

Is your waifu that foxgirl? I thought you were just posting random foxes?

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This. tbh fameruru

No she isn't and yes that's all I do because I want to agitate someone with my cancer and spread my love for fox grils.

Great, now I have a headache from eating.

There's far too much shitty inflation porn for it to ever be decent, and I happen to like porn that features body deformation so I have a basis for it.

I still haven't shot it because family thinks I'm going to start the beta uprising or some shit.

How?

my dog sorta looks like a fox
Does that count

gay

Quality post

no one can stop me from getting doubles
I've gotten 66 77 88 and now

this

It's good to post Tamamo. Some of the best Nip girls are centuries old.

I don't know, I just know I immediately got the headache after eating. Then again- it wasn't anything good.

He's the official leader of the alt-right, which, in America, makes him the leader of the Republican Party.

redstate.com/brandon_morse/2016/05/17/alt-right-can-gop/

I see how it is! Stealing them from me like that!

What do you like about fox girls over like dog or cat ones? Is your waifu the one that eats apples that I can't seem to remember the name of right now?

I would gladly die by your side. But you really need to CoD that thing up if you are going to use it like that.

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fattie

check em

what did you eat?

If I was going to cut it up, I'd just make it an obrez

Stop trying.

That's a wolf and her name is Holo.

never ever dubs

wew

I believe in you.

No.

Because they're cute.
I honestly have no clue.
Again.

This.

i should stop now

Tater tots and macaroni with bacon. Only a small amount- that shit fills you up quickly.

Nice try

If you're just going to dubs spam, at least sage.

checked

I put too much time into tomoko's ass

what ever happened to Tomoko

that's pretty good

checked

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Ha thats great, thanks user!

Whats with you and obrezes. If you could own any gun what would it be?

What makes one a foxgirl over a dog girl anyway? Just the ear shape? I figured if it wasn't redfur it wouldn't count.

And just say it, I respect waifus I would never insult her!

Damn, nigger, sounds amazing

Fox girls are pretty good, user
Dont stop posting

He stopped showing up for whatever reason.

tbh I hate it
try harder next time

maybe he broke the only rule of 4am

What should I drink next, more red wine or vodka, or vodka soda?

Its been so long since I've gotten art.

That looks so fun
I did some climbing today myself

I just like them. Can I say all of them? If not, a GAU-8.

I think he pokes around sometimes.

Come on user, at some point in those 2 years you could have at least met up. Bonding does not take 2 years and if it was anything more serious then she was a cheating whore anyway.

All I'm saying is you shouldn't be surprised when a girl takes real opportunities for intimacy instead of staying faithful to 'that guy on the internet'

Anyway like Ritsu said you should remove her off your Gaben, it isn't healthy to linger

It was amazing, and now I have leftovers too- feels good.

all of them together

If you mean homoko the faggot he got a bf and has fucked off for the most part. Hes not dead though. Saw him just a few days ago talking.

I never saw much of Tomoko but he kind of acted like a fag
All I want to know is wheres Smokey

I'd love to do some urbex, but there's far too much farmland across the street from mostly white neighborhoods for me to do it easily.

man Blood and Wine is pretty

Good luck on getting one of those.

You much into revolvers? Those and pocket pistols are all I really buy or am interested in really.

Hes on vacation with his dad in another state, might not show up for another couple weeks.

rerollan

I think it's something to do with how sharp the ears are. Maybe I just have a huge ear fetish that I have yet to discover.
I've already said this before I believe but it's to avoid the shit related with other people wanting to fuck with me. Not because I'll be offended but because it's better to avoid that shit entirely so I don't have to deal with it.

I never will user. Lov ya bae

I live in Melbourne, but I'd probably get arrested for it

wew

I was thinking of getting as many revolvers as possible. Was he actually serious about that meetup? Because he said this was when he would be doing it.

You just have to do it when the police aren't looking.

Does anyone here live in a worse city than Melbourne
Just San Fransisco, LA and London

Oh, well thats good
Probably should go down and visit my dad some time

Looks fun, definatley going to pirate then buy once I get money when I get my PC

Do you even love her?

As far as I know hes going to do a meet up with at least one or two people unless something changed. And nah hes really just going with his dad to some meeting.

I'd love to own a crapload of revolvers. Only got the 3 now and sold my awesome 50s colt detective special years ago sadly.

I just listened to an entire nickleback album because I lost a bet.

I was expecting it to just be a meme, like it wouldn't actually be that bad. I was wrong.

I know your pain

I'm gonna get a job soon to move to freedomland

wolf spider was too cute

I really don't think he'd drive across the country just to shit around with 3 people after crossing a country border.

But memes

I know it all to well

I know
You want to go somewhere that's not pozzed, go to any town with a population less than 1000 if you want to stay in Aus or hell even Vic

That's gross. If it was white wine it would work.

i just started playing it, but it seems promising - feels completely different atmosphere wise from the base game, which is good - its definitely not more of the same.

I need guns, I fucking love shooting them, but aus has garbage gun laws

Sorry m8. I just like to keep my loved ones to myself not out of shame but out of not finding a reason to share with everyone who I love.

I just hate living in Australia sometimes
-Self defense is not a reasonable excuse for carrying a weapon
-No exotic pets
-All my friends I speak to on any reasonable regularity are americlaps and euromutts

Finding pictures of old Tamamo is a bit hard so have this Tomoe Gozen pic and ancient furshit.

If we are talking about full on furshit it all depends on the snout and ear shape. As for this it's usually the tail and ears.

Thats fair
I probably will try and become an MP later in my life

I want Tony back

Thats why I fucking hate these countries

Self Defense is practically illegal in my state

His plan now is just texas? I think. Theres a few texasfags in 4am so.

Shes crying you know!

How can they not allow exotic pets considering weird animals and retarded accents are all you guys are known for?

Whoa man, it's current year, you don't need those dangerous high capacity tactical assault weapons that shoot 30000 rounds per trigger pull with the shoulder thing that goes up! It's because the Emus won and took over the country isn't it?

Commiefornia?

How fucking ironic, a legal system that produces every kind of law except laws that actually protect you or your property.

Unless you're a corp

Anarcho-Tyranny, motherfucker.

I mean like non-native reptiles and the like - yet we can keep cats and dogs, the most destructive pests in Australia.

Victoria

If it is, it's probably because both of us dropped out and nobody else seemed receptive of actually being the final stop.

If it wasn't for the rest of the state being red Illinois would be about as pozzed. New Jersey has even worse gun laws, someone went to jail because they had a flitlock in their glovebox.

wew lad.

he really is

Ahh. What kind of native reptiles can you get at least? Can you own kangaroo?

I might have done it if it wasn't canada. I don't have the money for a passport or gas or food or hotels. If it was free I totally would have went!

I bet you don't even take your daki to fine restaurants.

Come again?

ur gross

It wasn't like that at all.

First year was me warming up to the idea of online dating because I was very skeptical. Second year we really hit off, but she did some shit on skype that she regretted and sperged out, and by this point I was really invested so I started to sperg out because she was being flaky.
When we broke it up, and for a while she was ambiguous about starting it up again, but then she started messing around.

It doesn't hurt me that much anymore. I am looking at the things she's doing and can see where it'll lead to. I'd rather just live a better life than her.

Why is it so hard to build a connection with someone? I'm not obnoxious and I just want to meet interesting people.

What do you guys recommend to help me become more friendly? I don't want to be a dudebro or anything but I dislike being lonely.

I already have a passport, and I doubt I would have wanted to put up with the hassle. I didn't want to go because I'd have to convince parents to give me money since I only have 250 dollars.

Isn't NJ fairly ghetto?
Oh well, can't wait for it to get fucked up in a mass shooting

Any chance, do you have a Ritsu daki?

I knew someone who did that. I still give him shit for it to this very day. I maybe a delusional faggot who has a cartoon girlfriend but there is no chance in hell I would do shit like that.

Wait a minute that picture.

haha no.
rspcavic.org/health-and-behaviour/native-and-introduced-animals/

You don't want one anyway- they aren't that fun and would need a shitload of space as they are grazers.

Play social/teambased games/community based games.

Everything Holla Forums hates

Meant for

Chances are it's easier for criminals to get guns in New York, so they don't bother.

But user, there's a Holla Forums Gary's mod server up right now.

If you want to meet interesting people you gotta be interesting yourself. The best online friends I make are just really similar to me. So it takes a while. Shitpost here a lot, add some people on steam. Try talking one and one every once in a while and see if anyone matches your personality.

My other main reason was knowing there would be THAT GUY there. You just know out of a group like this one of the people there would have been insanely unbearable in person. My money was on smokes tbh

also DarkRP is fun whenever you find a good server

Wait, is NY not laced with metric fuckloads of gun bans?

Kangaroos are bastards

Fuck kangaroos, we eat them

I've been looking for a good one for a little while now but can't find one I like. Its basically come down to me needing to make a custom one. Which involves hiring an artist I can't afford right now.

I knew it! You are ashamed of her!

Oh well thats lame. Can you own crocs? Or like wallabies?

I'd bet the same way, based on how he is in the Skype calls, since he seems to try to be overly happy.

Chicago has gun bans out the ass as well, but there's still plenty of shootings there.

Both of those things require wildlife keeper permits - so no.
I just want a leopard gecko

All the servers are shit now that they all incorporated p2w jobs and shit. All I use DarkRP for now is running it in the background while I post on Holla Forums and work on projects. I don't know why but it makes it easier.

I'm AFK on one of the biggest darkRP servers, hidden inside of the police base with money printers. I probably printed 50k just now

What's the skype?

The plan was to pick me up first too so imagine being in a car with him for a day or two before you picked someone else up.

Thats the happiest looking fish I've ever seen.

nighty night thready

It's because half of the city is nogs

Thats strange since the biggest servers either have "custom" classes (reskins) or nothing buy a donation bar

Only problems with DarkRP are its fucking rules
Like, whoever decided this is the meta for the game needs to have their balls crushed with molten iron

Nice bantering with you m8. I rate 9/11.

Feels bad man.

Don't remember.

At least you'd have a day or two away from my shitposting.

There is literally nothing wrong with being an urban youth.

I like Gmod. I hate MOBAs though.

Fuck, do you know anyone in it?

You know WW2 DarkRP exists right?

Ask Ritsu, I think he still talks with them. If not, just wait until Smokes comes back.

sup nerds I was playing overwatch having ==FUN== hby??

u2

You'll disappear one of these days anyway.

wrong person, faggot

Hey, I'll play with you if you buy me a copy.

Probably.

I want to buy OW and I still wouldn't think about playing it with you fuckface

I know but it's more fun when you force a regular server into it by being mayor and having all your friends as the cops.

Just woke up, took a shower and ate some peanuts.

Now I'm doing fuck all.

By the way, how do you plan on deciding on where in America to live when you hate geography

He just sets up calls with people from 4am randomly. I barely ever went into them though so. You'd have to wait until he gets back and add him on skype cause they definitely aren't going while hes away.

Hottest place that isn't just desert and has good gun laws

Hell, I think the only time other people would do calls was when he had to leave and someone wanted it to continue. I almost never added anything to the conversations anyway, so it's better that I'm not there.

I'm usually on d3vine, which is usually #2-3. About 4 years ago it use to be #1, but back then it was a much much better server. It's not just rules that ruin it, it's the classes.

Pro thief class

Hacker class

SUPER PRO THIEF DONOR CLASS

The server I'm on now had a mayor named "Andrew Jackson" with laws like "Kill niggers". That's the problem though. If you're a super regular or donor you can get away with murder, but if you drop in a random server and start shit you can't do shit.

Shit parents raising shit children to grow up to be shit people have shit kids and be shitty parents.

But user I dislike those kind of games.

Do people in here get to know each other? I don't know if I'm interesting but I can listen to people and talk on a daily basis about anything. Can you share your steam? I will be nice I promise.

Other anons share your steams too.

But in order to find that you're going to need to know some geography
Do you really want to live in Florida
Thats kinda gay

have you guys

SEEN

the overwatch forums?

omg

nothing but pages and pages of whining

"wahh nerf this character they're so OP!!"

"buff my waifu pls!!!"

whiny BABIES

and you know who they're most mad about?

THE COWBOY CHARACTER

like

rly

come on

overwatch more like

OVERTWATCH

get it?

^_~

user you better skedaddle the fuck outta that server if you sniff my drift

What's a Florida?
I'm not moving there, I'm not that dumb

Dey gud boies dindu muffin

Why don't you send me a copy and we show them that every character is viable?
steamcommunity.com/id/alskdjf

At work. Hope everyone is having a blessed morning. Video games.

Same. I refuse to use voice chat on anything online so I only would go if it was something important like that trip thing when I still was thinking of going.

Oh yeah all the regulars know each other pretty well at this point. I've got a big chunk of 4am added so if you know anyone in the thread you want to add just ask

steamcommunity.com/id/soritsu/

Good luck reggie!

No fun regularly scheduled admins/mods on a lot of game servers during peak hours is a commonplace thing now. It's a shame because when I started playing any community server I joined they were pretty fucking cool, even abusing their powers and shit for keks. The internet has changed and I dislike every minute of it.
If you play TTT I do recommend roleplaying as a janitor and throwing corpses into unreachable areas for some salt mining.

add me on steam pls:

steamcommunity.com/id/juniperlee/

ty

We /ssft/ now.

You still need to fulfill that bet. There's something you can do!

Sounds like your best bet is Florida

Its the hottest place in America without being a desert
It also has some of the best gun laws in the whole of the US Its where Zimzam is from

Those calls were the first time in several years I used voice chat, so I understand.

sometimes I wish I had succulent breasts

Fuck it, sounds good
I'm not gonna talk to people

What? What bet?

So you want to live in Marco "Just the Tip" Rubio land

I don't care about beaches but okay

They're cancerous as this.

I literally contriballute nothing to the server at all. I only afk in it because the map they use is really dark and comfy, and I like to have an online game running while I work on things.idky.

My strategy is

TTT WAS MY SHIT NIGGAA

I found the last non-cancerous server left and took it over because I knew how to code so they let me do whatever the fuck I wanted. I tried my best to make it into a detective-based mode and shit. Eventually I saw what way the server was headed and jumped shit, but yeah. I'm a massive stealth faggot, and multiplayer stealth is the best because you get to outsmart actual people.

I know it's hard to remember every particular instance of me kicking your ass at pokemon- but I remember a bet that involved some yeast spread and a teaspoon

*They're all as cancerous as this

And how exactly am I going to do this without access to Vegemite?

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There isn't a import food store around your area? I pity you.

I hate those fucking servers
I just want to own a shop and sell out my cheap and affordable health care, but nope motherfuck you just have to place your fucking medpack in the middle of town and wait around to make money lol

Seriously tho, quit that fucking server.

Anarcho-tyranny is the response of modern states to the problems of how expensive it is to prosecute real criminality, as a result, they go after mostly lawful, low level offenders en masse. Anarcho-tyranny is where the law-abiding are prosecuted by the State or attacked by criminals, but flagrant criminals are ignored by the State. So in Great Britain, mean twitter posts are cause for arrest and public sanction, but illegally immigrating and running child sex rings are not, because it is too materially and politically costly to go after the real offenders.

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add me on steam pls:
steamcommunity.com/id/juniperlee/

I enjoy secretly griefing it though. and rp_c18 is a 10/10 map

How about you just bring some with you when you come up here? Problem solved.

Hey, foods the only good thing you can share across cultures anyway.

You won't tempt me satan!

That hasn't really been done that much in vidya. There really needs to be more games with that as it's focus. Probably because most game devs can't design stealth anymore.

REMOVE NEW CHEESEBURGERS!

But that's going to take a while. I want to see you squick out.

Fine fucking taste, bro

But really, you shouldn't give into those cucks, i'd be worth it just to play on downtown

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You sure I can't? Whats your favorite food/flavour? I'll offer you something exotic that matches your tastes.

This has to be on the lowest settings

The joke is that that Florida looks like a dick

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I can grab some other kind of salty spread and eat that if you REALLY want to see that. Does it have to be Vegemite?

He really wants friends.

I don't think he really does.

It's not cultural enrichment otherwise. I don't think you understand how salty vegemite is.

I am really upset with you, solitsu

Am I missing something?

Vegimite isn't really that salty more so that it tastes like Trash water

I just think he wants someone desperate enough to want his dick.

I told the new guy to avoid you btw

Then I guess you'll just have to wait.

All the more reason to come see me, in case you weren't already incited enough as it is.

Do you think you're missing something?

We're watching concentrated autism on cytube if you guys want to watch Tamers.

Yep.

That's what you get for being late.

It's pretty sad because multiplayer is really where stealth is at it's best imo. When you actually can just outsneak the fuck out of people instead of AI.

I wouldn't say I'm giving into them. I spend pretty much all my time on here sabotaging everything and seeing what I can get away with.

I actually got perma'd off this server years ago when it was still half decent, but they wiped their banlist since then.

Honestly I've tried going around, seeing if there where any non-cancer servers, but they're all cucked as fuck. At least this one has a cool map. If they had rp_downtown_fiend3 anywhere I'd play that though

Why do people like Vegimite?

Well what are you expecting?

you ever get depressed when you realize that these shitty threads are the highlight of your day?

Eh I think its a form of virtue signaling

I don't need any more reasons than just you in general
But on an unrelated note, I'll be going into town today.

If that wasn't under spoiler, you'd be reported so fast we all would have whiplash.

The same reason people like Marmite.

Sleep is shit.

Well in the cytube, I'm getting autism.

Not really. I'm glad I at least found something to make me happy.

Sleep is the only respite we get from the horrors that is conscious existence, how could you hate it?

my hatred for you burns as brightly as my love for you does

Because sometimes, I try to sleep and can't sleep. It screws up my schedule.

boy, have I got the webM for you.

Maybe you should have slept harder.

You sick fuck. I've reported you to the CIA, FBI, NSA, KGB, JIDF, the police, Jim, the school system, and I've called your mom.

You think I don't know that?

This is WAY too lewd

Doesn't work like that.

Fucking plebs ruining sleep, just like they did video games

And why is that, I wonder?

:^)

It's too late for you now. I've gotten King Autist Mark involved.

I wonder, perhaps you should try to remember?

Go ahead, call the NCR. They can't un-pillage you.

I think you'll need to remind me :^)

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What the fuck are they?

I think they're bats.

Make us :^)

A meme, udip.

Oh, you'll get a reminder alright

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Make me.

Why, whatever do you mean?

Don't fight it.

Isn't that the type of bat that's sometimes called a "flying fox"? Those are kind of cute.

Don't be coy; you're the one who suggested the idea in the first place.

you got it

Oh? Did I now? And what Idea might that be?

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Fuck this, you guys are being idiots

What do you expect of a group where this happened?

But user- you're already hooked on memes!

Do you really want me to say it here?

Rude.

It's too late. I'm already a meme.

I guess I'll never know. :^)

I guess so.

I am genuinely excited to use it on you though. So hop too it.

I fear for my performance in quake now

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wew

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I need to even the playing field somehow.

I'm pretty sure after 5 min of it being on we'll both decide to stop playing anyway. ;^)

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Now that the autism is out of the way we can finally watch some ZZ Gundam.

cytu.be/r/4am_General_Comfy_Theater

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Scratch that, there is hardly anyone here. No Gundam today I guess.

Guess I'll have to keep it cool.

Tell me about Belrose. Why is he the way he is?

Kem it's important you know I could have done terrible things with that picture.

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FEMININE
PENIS

Hush now autist. I want to hear this from the others.

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Git gud nub.

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Git gud

TELL ME HOW I AM SUPPOSED TO GIT GUD AT PURE IMPULSE?

______GIT

_____________________________GUD

By gitting gud. Duh.

Impulse more you faggot

Play non shit games like skyrim.

HOW COULD I HAVE NOT REALISED THE SOLUTION WAS SO SIMPLE?

Even the brightest need help sometimes

This is literally nothing but shitposting. Bah this is somehow worse than it was before. Fuck this shit.

Yet you somehow seem to kick my ass at quake.

sometimes it helps to have ping, and a rocket launcher.

You feel like playing a bit of quake?

Or anything really, I'm just bored and I'm wondering if you are too

Yeah, I'm pretty bored - I can't really go out for another 12 hours or so.
wanna try don't starve out?

That sounds like fun, let me just finish cooking the tatertots.

I guess I really am clingy, we've been in a skype call for virtually 3 days straight but the moment I'm not in it I got incredibly bored. It's hard to stay away from you~

I'd like to cling to you in a few more ways, if you catch my drift

Is that a ford falcon

l-lewd

That's clearly a car, you dip.

My, my - getting flustered are we?

You degenerates belong in a oven tbh

Feels good man

shhhhhhh

perhaps

And why's that?

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inb4 ding dong banruu

oh well

oh well indeed

Stop, I shouldn't get turned on right now

and why is that?

Because then I'll need to get off, I thought we were gonna play Don't Starve.

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My Calc 1 final is today. I've been studying but I don't think it was enough. I was preparing to deal with it and take the class again in the fall, but it still feels terrible. I'm gonna try my best.

Is that a challenge?

Pass so you have more time for shitposting. Or playing fun video games

STOP

Make us.

STOP

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Go.

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You know what I'm going to do? Me and my friend Mark are going to stop coming to the threads.

What a threat!

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Hey, people flirt and post lewds to each other on theses threads all the time.

At least it's not gay this time

Stop being a tease and fuck me already

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no u

At least we're not posting gay furry shit.

Because we're posting things much more degenerate

Do I have to forcibly hold your hand?

There, now go play some video games.

oh my~

Not even /d/ can deal with how cancerous you are.

Not only that, but I'll pull out forced cuddling, forced kisses on the lips, forced staring deep into each other's eyes, and to top it off, forced intercourse in the missionary position under the sheets with the lights off for the sole purpose of procreation.

But user, that's gay

Oh yeah? Check this. *unzips dick*

oh yeah? unzip this!

But user, I'm saving myself for this qt3.14

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To each his own, I guess

:^)

Nobody has the same tastes.

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smdh tbh oniifam

That monster design is completely wasted that way. I looked up this guy right now and his furshit is even worse.

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pls

pls what?

pls

Use your words user- I have no idea what you want

pls

dude, my folder is a mishmash of unsorted shit- you're going to have to give direction here.

pls

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PLS

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Why?

why not?

But why?

because, I can

I don't understand

please refer to this gif

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perhaps something more topical?

Fuck off with your tumblr art, it all looks like squiggly lines or unfinished sketches.

well, fuck you too!

It's too late.

it was always too late

You could have prevented this.

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what's the matter user? don't like high-quality line art?

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you know you like it~

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Does this nigger ever finish any of his drawings?

sometimes

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You forgot the spoiler.

my bad

Have no fear, Mark isn't here, and there's a no-fly zone set up for the mods and janitors.

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That still looks unfinished.

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Where is the finished drawing, Buckley?

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It's time to let the thread die and use the >>>/4am/1601

All this porn's pretty gay af fam.

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I hope that request I made in the art thread on /4am/ gets made

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