Mobile games that are not asscancer

Someone I know bought a new phone and he sold me their old iphone at a very cheap price.

Any game recommendations?

search "kairosoft" in the app store, almost all of their games are lots of fun. my favorite is game dev story, there's a racing one that's really good, and there's one called monster island or something that is pretty terrible, but there you go

I fuck around with an Android emulator called Nox, Ridiculous Fishing is pretty fun (Though you gotta modify the controls on an emulator) and Pinball Arcade is a fantastic pinball emulator though it has DLC out the ass so pirate that one.

thx m8 gonna download some games

I recently got a much nicer, newer phone and I've been playing the following:

Final Fantasy Record Keeper - Has a stamina bar, but it's not a huge problem. Tons of content, tons of challenges, high level dungeons require legit strategy. Never needed to put a cent in it because the devs are super generous.

Tactile Wars - I need to git gud at this, but I'll probably just give up because this game is really stingy with currency and you need currency to survive and build a decent base. Nice unique mechanics, no stamina bar, but requires a ton of play and constant attention, because you need to pay in-game currency to build up your base.

Fallout Shelter - This is a fucking clicker and it fucking sucks. I'm probably going to uninstall this today. Total cashgrab bullshit, because if you want to have a stable, effective vault, you're going to need to buy lunchboxes and caps with real money, or you're going to suffer constantly when a group of deathclaws roll in and murder your whole vault, forcing you to pay the revival fee.

Clash Royale - Another good game, but it's got the stench of cash shop bullshit on it. You don't need to buy anything, but the game doesn't gently taunt you, letting you know you can use the cash currency (which you get for free on occasion) to open chests and get more cards.. and you need more cards to upgrade your teams, but upgrading cards takes gold, which you only get a few of each win.

Clash Royale can be a lot of fun when it feels like the matches are close and it comes down to a few clever moves, but there are times when you'll get on a losing streak and the whole thing feels rigged. Luckily, matches usually take 3 minutes or less, at most.

Gonna shill Granblue Fantasy again.

Pros:
Tons of story, every character has 2 scenes at least, over 300 characters so far.
Battle system requires thought. There's an auto battle but you'll get rolled if you try to use it most of the time.
Beautiful art and music direction.
A throwback to old school turn-based JRPGs.
Tons of porn on sadpanda and pixiv.

Cons:
Fairly P2W.
Grindy as fuck, game is pure grind with endgame being setting up strats to make the grind more effective.
No PVP.
Stamina bar.
Can be heavy on data usage.

Pokemon Trading Card Game Online is pretty good, the game shits out coins and booster packs so much you never need to spend a dollar on it.

I like Tactile wars since you need to stratigize formations and quickly move.

But fuck I picked team aqua and we are always DEAD FUCKING LAST, so I dropped it.

People should play it via the Chrome app on PC, though. In my experience the Android client runs like ass on my tablet. It is fun, though.

Samurai Blitz

Plays just fine on my smartphone with the app.

Did you manage to find a decent guild? I got picked up randomly by a nip guild, but it seems to be slowly dying judging by their performance in the guild wars.

Doom RPG
Wolfenstein RPG

Literally no flaw

I joined a friends guild but we all fucking suck.

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I've enjoyed playing both Doom and Wolfenstein 3D on mobile. They're certainly not up to snuff with their PC counterparts, but are good time killers when a computer isn't available.

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I needed a new phone because my old one died and it was cheap.

this is the first apple product I've ever had

That's a shame, man. iphones really aren't that great in any way. Price, specs, screen, durability, battery life..

Been playing Summoner's War for a while, it's the first case of pay2lose I've seen on mobile.
You get to summon monsters (and most of the core ones are all farmable) and each of them needs runes to boost their stats. You can dump thousands of dollars in the game to summon more monsters, but you can only grind for runes, so the more shit you have, the harder it gets to put a stable team up and running.
Other than rune farming teams that you need to gear up and speed tune properly in order to make them work, there's a 4v4 ranked arena, guild battles and recently a 3 man raid, with more to come.

Plus it's all 3d, the low poly monsters look cute and the animation quality is decent, the game is well supported with constant balance patches and events and the community is fairly large.

I'm stuck playing this shit because I'm a sucker for teambuilding and finetuning. The biggest part of this game, I've played on my excel spreadsheet.

If you like team building games, check out Brave Frontier, Final Fantasy Record Keeper, and One Piece Treasure Cruise.

10 BILLION WIVES

at least its better than the broken piece of shit I had.

Not to mention iphones and other ishit are incredibly hard to customize on a deeper level.

It seems like Apple tries its best to prevent the consumer from doing anything to change the phone in a meaningful way.

No thank you.

Yeah that was the main reason we started our own, I'd sooner join a jp guild than reddit shit.

I understand entirely. I had a phone that was obsolete when I got it 5 years ago, and by the time I got rid of it, I was ready for anything else I could get my hands on. Had to fudge some stuff with my provider and pay a few fees and ended up with an LG G4. Not the best phone and not my first pick, but it's just better all around than my old shitty phone.

Well I may as well ask, you guys willing to take me in after the guild wars?

Only good ones are ports of turn based stuff.

King of Dragon Pass and Forge are good

xperia play 2 never ever

I don't see why not.

What's your ID? I can see if adding you now would work.

I don't have one since I never signed up with mobage. Or at least, I don't think I do.

Why don't you post the name of your guild and I'll apply right after the guild wars? Hopefully it's an english name.

Crew name is VAPE団

Chaos Rings 1, 2, 3 and Omega are all pretty fun turn-based RPGs by Squeenix and have tons of replay value.

You could just play it with an emulator like the rest of us humans do, but there's always Fate/Grand Order, for those brave enough to learn how to navigate the Nip. You know, if you fucking hate yourself.

Just use a flip-phone you faggot.

Alright, I'll look into it. If I'm not mistaken, I need a day off after the guild wars before I'm allowed to join a new guild.

I still have the default male name, so you'll know it's me.

I had it. After I've trained all of my vault to the max death laws couldn't reach pass the first 2 room
Got boring quickly so had to make trials by my own like "new people have to survive 1h outside before being accepted"

A turn combat base Rpg
Nice Rpg with space combat. The new update gives out also nice shit to do in the whormhole
Hacknslash basic. Will chew up the battery tho

It costs one dollar, but I'm having a blast with Carmageddon

Freeblade is an okay on-rails shooter.
You get to play as an Imperial Knight from 40k fighting with the Dark Angels.

You can get through the first three chapters easily, but beyond that you have to grind a lot to unlock more missions and earn higher level weapons and armor.

It's filled with microtransactions like all mobile cancer, but it's not obnoxiously in your face too often.

You can also paint the shit out of your Knight. painting the Knight is more fun that playing the game imo

Sorry for the necro.

If you're reading this the crew search system is complete shit.

My id is 9935785 if you want to drop an invite.

Sent you an invite.

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OH BOY A MOBILE THREAD WITH NO MENTION OF FOURSAKEN MEDIA

GUESS THAT MEANS IT'S TIME FOR THE FOURSAKEN SHILL TO SHIT THINGS UP

Seriously though, most Foursaken Media games are fun.

Heroes & Castles is castle defense where you fight on the battlefield. 1 has a smaller scope because there's only a few stages and not much customization outside of leveling up and runes. 2 Has a ton more customization, but the campaign can be a bit of a pain. You need to take over a map, but each map is one in-game day. If you protect one base, and the enemy is about to attack two others, that means you have one less day to attack/defend. It's interesting, but it's hard to figure out what strategy to use sometimes.

Bug Heroes 2 is like if they took Dota and focused more on the defense aspect. It's got a tower defense mode, but it's much more about fighting insects with well designed characters. I like the black widow that uses four swords

They just released War Tortoise, which is an idle game but with a ton more effort put into it than other idle/clicker games, as it doubles as a turret shooter.

One of the games they made, can't remember the title, has Battle Network's combat, Bastion's map exploration and Diablo's loot system, so I can recommend that, although the random battles can be somewhat annoying.

Surely this will end well.

Thanks for the invite. I still can't join a crew until tomorrow, will do so then.