Why the fuck isn't there a single Pokemon competitor on PC? It's bizarre

Why the fuck isn't there a single Pokemon competitor on PC? It's bizarre.

You'd think we'd at least get a Digimon game. I mean, Digimon is about computers and shit, and ironically there's no PC Digimon games.

Reasonably, this is because the Japanese give zero fucks about the PC, but that doesn't explain why there isn't even ONE shitty indie clone. Is there some kind of embargo? Did San Francisco get anally ravaged by a Pokemon at some point?

Well? Holla Forums, where the fuck are my monster-training games?

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Japs fear the PC.

Good question, wish I knew.

Here is a quick list of monster raiser games bar pokemon and digimon:

The biggest issue is that everyone seems to think that the whole genre is copying pokemon. I am pretty sure that the indie scene would do just that, a clone of pokemon.

Better question: why would you want one?

For those animu trainer tiddies of course. Nobody gives a fuck about the pokemon, it's all about the fuckbait that owns them.

I don't know, there's a shitload of porn for the pokemon themselves.

Because there's potential that Pokemon squanders. Pokemon's acceptable as a barebones "baby's first", but nobody's actually stepped up to make an actual monster-training game.

It's like a bizarro alternate Earth where the bicycle was never invented, so people just ride increasingly larger tricycles. It's stupid.

Because pc are full of dirty cheaters

Well I mean yeah. That's just the natural course of nature. A guy spends his entire youth fantasizing about women and cutting corners eventually he'll find himself eyeballing the pork roast in the fridge and wondering if it's fuckable too.

Because it's really fucking hard to make 200+ good, consistent designs that sit in a predetermined array of categories ("types") that all interact in meaningful and relatively balanced ways. Monster raising games are a fuckload of time and money to make which pushes out indie and larger companies are going to go where the market is: handhelds.

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I'm assuming it's because consoles are more kid friendly. No one wants to make kid centric games on the PC aside from the huge exception of edutainment, which is more than likely so they can get into schools. I guess you could make a Pokemon clone without a kid focus, but I don't have much confidence there.
Personally, I want a Pokemon competitor in the sense that I want a JRPG with PVP that's actually designed with some regard for balance and competitiveness. That's a great concept, but Pokemon's take on it is so shit.

Alright but if maku comes into the thread and gets pissyfaced it was your idea.

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I fail to see the problem.

Can't get completely naked if you want to have a quickie in the grocery store bathroom.

Loser.

in this era? do you think we will get a good pokemon clone game in the PC?
odds are it will be a western one
loaded with agenda pushing

Are you supposed to penetrate directly into the uterus?
Wouldn't that hurt? I thought you were meant to stop at the cervix, or is going beyond that the only way to get pregnant?
>mfw how little I actually know about sex

Jesus dude

If you have a sizeable dick or she's got a smaller canal to her uterus it's possible to push pretty hard. If she's not doing kegels/has a weak vagina it's easier to push further in and you can definitely feel what MIGHT be the cervix and get in there if you're gentle but slamming into it gives a pain described much like being kicked in the nuts so you wouldn't want to do that while hard fucking. It can be a problem when a couple have mismatched downstairs mixups.

A woman can and often will get pregnant from ejaculating inside her while outside the cervix directly, the semen just has to end up in there and the stuff is still viable inside a woman up to 5 or 7 days after sex. There's some poses she can do to encourage conception if you're ever concerned about not being able to have a kid.

It's so different for every woman and man that I wouldn't say you're not supposed to jackhammer your way in there but it happens and sometimes she likes it. It's sure as shit not typical though.

As you can tell by my lack of basic sexual knowledge that I'm quite the ladies man.

SMT and yokai watch has a completely different mechanic for monsters though, so i never get the comparison.

Especially the first snes SMT.

The comparisons have no fundations at all.
They share an genre and that it is.
Well, WH has the same target audience but that is not saying much.

I guess if you're a loser who doesn't play superior doujin games you would run into that problem, wouldn't you?

Because Pokemon is the best and you can't top the king.

Get the fuck out, you underaged faggot.


Pokemon already did it better with Touhoumon

This is you user.

Vagina gets wet, penis gets hard, girl leaves unsatisfied.

That's pretty much all my knowledge about sex.

Outside of Tokyo and Osaka, computer uses in Japan is very low, since everything is on mobile nowadays.

what is that picture about?

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post good art then if you're so great.

The devs and regular people in nipland do, but publishers have been porting games like mad ever since the Dark Souls petition

Pretty sure there's been so much recently after Hyperdimension Neptunia somehow sold almost 300K

holy shit I didn't know that, though interestingly that is about the same number as Dragon's Dogma last I checked

I guess it really is true that the weebs have moved to PC

It's not like the weeb games even cost that much to make or port, and thanks to the constant sales they basically print money.


I'm more concerned about why there's barely any Mario Party clones. Nintendo killed the series a long time ago, and there's games like 100% Orange Juice but it's not really the same

But they don't have tiddies, they're kids or teenagers at most.

Maybe if Holla Forums were competent we could make a Mario Retardy themed game, with free updates, hats, and all that other stuff that gets you money on Steam and shit.

Do you really wanna see SJW mon with gay tranny Black otherkin Jewish lesbian trainers and gay as fuck furfag characters?

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