ITT: Great Flash Games

Why are flash games dead, Holla Forums?
Why are the only browser games made nowadays either incremental idle clickers, Farmville clones filled with microtransactions, or incremental clickers filled with microtransactions?

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kongregate.com/games/urbz/mud-and-blood-2
kongregate.com/games/noanoa/elona-shooter
kongregate.com/games/simonhason/sierra-7
store.steampowered.com/app/448610/
onemorelevel.com/game/free_rider_2
eye.swfchan.com/flash.asp?id=171354&n=Arachnophilium 2.0 iv.swf
twitter.com/SFWRedditVideos

Because they make alot of shekels goy

These 4 things killed flash.
It had a good run though.

Sonny 3 looks great but it will take quiet some time before it comes out

Indies took over when they saw the money shit like boi and super meat boy made.

Pretty much this. All the old flash devs jumped ship and monetized the hell out of everything they made.

Newgrounds has good flash games every now and then but the idle game cancer and the mobile cancer killed most good ones

Mardek is the fucking shit.

Submachine series is also amazing.

Sonny 2 though is the best RPG skill wise.

Did they ever re-implement the ability to upload SWF files?

Didn't the guy who made it sell out? The old scifi platformer was his best game.

ppppu

I think Sonny 3 is dead. The dudes twitter is dudes twitter hasn't had a post for almost a year and there hasn't been much word from him elsewhere.

Can anyone post that spider game with the commentary about sex and jews?

Speaking of flash games, are there ANY good phone games out there right now? I need something to play at work and I already 100% MonsterHunter4

They're not dead, they're on smartphones now, "free" to play

Road of the dead 1/2 I always loved
mud and blood is a good one but you have to read a guide before you start or you could fuck yourself out of some good achievements

The wreck-it ralph game is a good time waster

*mud and blood 2
kongregate.com/games/urbz/mud-and-blood-2

Elona shooter is good as well
kongregate.com/games/noanoa/elona-shooter

Sierra 7 is my favorite stick game, god tier
kongregate.com/games/simonhason/sierra-7

Enigmata 1&2

That one RPG series that looks like maplestory is alright, can't remember the name.

test

Shakespeaerean. Have an ancient version of TiTS

How many of these were just plain sex mini game?
I remember the catgirl getting a game. These things are awful but I got a thing for the tits.

I thought flash uploads were disabled here? What is this sorcery?

Uploads aren't disabled, but you can't open them without downloading anymore.

Found it. He did no more than this though which sucks

Test

Because now anyone can put their low effort flash game on steam for 99 cents.

Testing again

or they can just copy one that already exists.

store.steampowered.com/app/448610/
onemorelevel.com/game/free_rider_2

Or that.

Ray 3 never

Does anyone even remember these two parodies of the thing-thing series? These fuckers are OC goldmines!

>when i was a young lad i played these games and had made an unnamed thing-thing oc
should i post it?

angry birds are actually better than crush the castle

at least it's not a flash game where your success depends on the mood of flash and it's rendering/physics engine deciding to skip some frames altogether while you try to time your shoot

Kinda no, but not exactly.
He became a complete faggot bordering on SJW, started remaking his games with a black (racemixed) protagonist and turned another male character into a girl. He removed all fighting from the games and replaced it with feelgood bullshit (you "defeat" your opponents by showing them friendship or providing emotional support to your allies), also getting rid of all the potentially offensive sexual humor or religious references.
partially because of his own belief in "equality", but mostly because he hopes that being an SJW will make girls like him. He's not even hiding that, getting a girlfriend is his main goal in life, and he's willing do do anything to achieve that.

Pics related, it's Mardek then vs Mardek now.
That's official game art from the creator.

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Why does everything i liked have to go down faggot lane? Is nothing sacred any more?

Welcome to hell.

Everything you've liked was made by narcissistic faggots?

well too late now, post your shit

I just remembered the porn swf threads we had, those were the good days.

Does anyone have that incest one? It was pretty popular

and thats it for flash games because flash is deprecated when html5 exists

oh yeah neo scavenger, that's actually made in flash

You’re a fucking retard.

factoryidle's pretty alright though
factoryidle.com

We went from a guy and his best friend trying to become the greatest heroes while also being hunted by aliums to this.
I haven't even played part 3 yet but it hurts watching something with so much potential just get ruined like this.

You mean part 3 of the reboot, or part 3 of the original series?

Original series
I didn't even know he got so far with the new series. It disgusts me even more.

havent got it on my computer, but heres a swfchan link

eye.swfchan.com/flash.asp?id=171354&n=Arachnophilium 2.0 iv.swf

Oh, be glad you didn't play chapter 3, because you would be fucking suicidal.
And that's because chapter 3 of the original series is pure unquestionable perfection, a masterfully crafted gem that shines bright among all other flash games. It is one of my favorite games period, flash or not, and I love it with my whole existence. It's perfectly written, contains a ton of character development, expands upon the universe, references a shitload of stuff that the creator developed before the MARDEK series, and takes at least 30 hours of gameplay to finish
Seeing what Pseudo develops now, compared to the mastery that he reached with MARDEK: Chapter 3 brings me nearly to tears
Don't play the game. Don't ever play Chapter 3, if you don't want your heart to be forever turned into an empty husk incapable of feeling anything
I still remember how I spent over 70 hours mastering every possible skill, preparing my perfect save for chapter 4

I just wanted to see Mardek become a worthy hero in honor of the memory of his greatest friend

He did user, he did.

Tanki Online, it has like over 50,000 players daily

The same guy who made the platformer about what is presumably his own attempts to find a boyfriend-free girl?

I can recommend weeb rhythm games. Can't give you a specific title but even the bad ones are pretty good.

SWF files could always be uploaded. What was unimplemented was playing them directly on the page instead of first downloading them and opening them in a separate tab.