Ape Escape rankings

One dream i will find a way to weaponize the collective autism of all the ape escape pedos on Holla Forums and somehow send them all as suicide bombers towards sony HQ demanding them to make an AE4, or an AE HD collection, else they'll blow them all to hell.

This is my dream.

wont be loli lovers here much longer since JIM has started a crusade against them and wants to turn this place into cuckchan 2.0

/hebe/ pls

Ask yourself one thing, do you really want that from modern Sony?

1 and 3 are already playable in HD, and 1 has a remake on the PSP

Who is this semen demon?

loli butt is incredible but lets take the time to appreciate the soundtrack in ape escape 1.

It's pretty obvious that you want a loli thread user.

I for one is glad that you niggers are gone.

3 has dank tunes too especially the snow worlds

A chunk of the AE3 OST is heavily remixed AE1 music some are way more obvious than other though like embed related.

I liked what Terada did with Snowy Mammoth here

I'm just saying watch the good 2D loli stuff go next, Jim wants his cuck revenue
Dont say I didnt warn you

They'll never listen. It's like talking to a brick wall.

when i talk about how you guys advertise Holla Forums boards on onion pedo boards and a pedo hub even marks if cp content was recently removed or not, the only response from you is silence

of course you're gonna get silence from us fags who have nothing to do with that shit

this thread needs more spats

loli gets to stay, says the new-hotwheels

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Honestly I'm surprised /hebe/ lasted so long.

I'm no lawyer but it seem to me /hebe/ often straddled how covered an anus had to be before it's no longer just "modeling".

RIP hotwheels
Jim is a shitty owner, no matter if he's leavign 2D alone
"then they came for me" e.t.c

Where do we go now?

Which is perfectly fine, because all the other pedo shit atleast there is no one being harmed.

Still Dislike it but loli actually being removed would be the time to go on a exodus.

REMINDER THAT THIS IMAGE HAS NEXT TO NO CONTEXT

The effect of banning the less "harmful" things like loli or child modeling is a higher rate of child molestation.
So given the statistics,with no other recourse where you go will be out into the public to actually fuck children.

Banning anything because of delicate sensibilities is what lead to the exodus. It's legal, so there's no reason to ban it. IDGAF about 3D, but banning it is grounds for a new exodus.

we put up with pedofags since the 8ch inception and we had nothing in return other than being banned everywhere and them shitting up all boards and mods leaving when the new overlords asked them to maintain the very minimum moderation they are required to do so

Having not spent any time at the SFW board for clothed pictures of minors, I wouldn't know about rulebreaking. However, I haven't heard of any of those kinds of boards breaking the rules on a regular basis on Holla Forums, on any of the meta days where board policies and issues are brought up and discussed, or used to be.

There is no confirmed corellation between access to pedo shit and child abuse. The reason why Japan has such a low abuse rate and Britain is such a shithole has most do to with the ethnic makeup of these places.

Gee, I wonder why one has more child abuse.

Reminder that there is no verified correllation between access to pedo drawings and lower abuse rates.

Thanks to whichever kike now works on the board

Best pole climbing animation in gaming history.
No mods, it's not porn. The pole has been pre-lubed with "monkey oil" to make it hard for her to climb. She's just frustrated.

Better hope mark doesn't shut it down, wouldn't want people to realize how fucked this place really is now and leave to a Holla Forums he doesn't control now would we? :^)

My dream is that reddit could go back to reddit and stay there.

How so? I only played the original Ape Escape as a kid, but had a blast with it.

2 and 3 are great too. Too bad fucks in this thread only talk about the loli cunt.

1 > 3 > 2 > 4 > 8 > 10 > 157

Do they emulate well?

Yes.

Rad.

I can't help but wonder where the fuck all these people shouting "pedo" came from. I don't remember it being an insult back on halfchan since most people there posted Chris Hansen and pedobear instead. Did we switch universes again?

reddit, Holla Forums and Holla Forums

welcome to nu8chan
masterchan and Holla Forums have also made a massive push to split the boards with D&C shit

1 and 3 do, 2 has zippy textures unless you go in software mode which is pretty demanding.

I see.
Is by any chance 2 a really awful game that's not worth playing?
A la DMC2?

It's less inspired but still very good so no I'd say it's definitely worth playing.

There are no bad Ape Escape games, even the shit ones are pretty fun

(Checked)
Damn.
Obviously that's a good thing but I won't be able to play it if I can't emulate it.

Well is your PC really that bad?

I assume I should play 1-3?
Are any of the spin-offs worth it?

It's not good enough for software mode.

Yeah

Are any of the spin-offs worth it?
Never played any of the spin-off but I heard some people say the PSP remake of one was decent.

An FX-83xx should do the job with the right config.

My feelings about ape Escape

Fuck, better save all of those chilluns on the beaches then. It's nearly summer, we're going to have our hands full for months protecting them! I'm just going to laugh when Jim comes for the loli next, you people are fucking idiots willfully ignoring history.

Persona is reddit? I thought it was just weebshit like Atelier games.

Quick question since this is the official "what the fuck happened to Holla Forums" thread, why do you guys stick around now that the owner of this place is no different than the owner of 4chan?
Is it just willful ignorance or like me do you just want to watch the world burn?

Better than the alternatives I know of? But I'm a low effort poster and probably not a core Holla Forums user.

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well here in bongistan, it's better than 2.

There is no where to go.

UK sayaka > US yumi

Hey user, how about we play Rape Escape instead?
Start running ;)

Every time there's an Ape Escape thread some assblasted /hebe/ poster has to complain about the new rules. It's not even related to fucking video games.

These threads just ended up being thinly veiled loli threads before the rule change so whats it matter?

This place transforming into 4chan is kind of a big deal anyways since we're all here because we're trying to escape what 4chan has become.
Why you expect everyone to just pretend its not happening until its too late just like we did on 4chan?

I got 1 minute banned for posting 3D loli (cgi) and my post removed.
There are valid reasons to complain about this.

I would play that game.

>>>/meta/
Complain about your 3D loli there or go back to honeypot chan.

>>>/meta/
Complain about your 3D loli there or go back to honeypot chan.

as the one being raped, or the person raping?

The answer is pretty obvious user, I mean, deep inside of us we all want to be little girls, don't we?

Either

Both

Why don't I just go into a closet and complain at god while I'm at it?

you know, one of the coolest things to me about ape escape was how it made such clever use of the twin analog sticks for the controls. i was always hoping that with the advent of motion controls we would see an ape escape game that make full use of this. it never happened though, and it makes me die inside

No there arent. Fuck off if you dont like it. Widows son.

All of my whats.
Anyway, if you wanted this kind of bullshit moderation, you could have stayed on reddit or halfchan.

On other news 8ch isn't banned from google search results anymore, good business decision Jim.

Wasn't the google ban lifted like over a month ago?

Where is father of the year when you need him?

fug, forgot one pic.

on a related note its also off of steams blacklist

We are more normalfag friendly than Ltcorbis. Nice.

what's wrong with loli thread? This isn't 4c

Shit which Ape escape is this 1 or 2. Cause I acutally want to know the name of that song.

Wait never mind thats from Ape Escape 3 OST - Toytown (Part 2)

True. Funny you'd bring that up because that example only adds more proof to what I said.

Dune coons are rapists not only because they have driven their IQs into the dirt through inbreeding, but also because in their countries under sharia law they've essentially banned looking at women at all. Every woman is covered head to toe & when they come to the west they see "liberated" women (entitled cunts who don't deserve it BTW) dressed in anything other than a bee keeper outfit then they lose what little remains of their savage minds & go on a rape spree. This is the effect of banning people from even looking at something.

& before it happens, don't you start with that "correlation does not equal causation" meme. That only applies to comparisons in which the two things are entirely unrelated. It's a favored fallacy of the "not all muslims" & "not all blacks" useful idiots to act as though two things are entirely unrelated & their significant correlations are meaningless. Under that fallacy the maps in pic-related are meaningless. It is willful ignorance.

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Coincidence?

Where is that second pic from?

I thought all pedo posting is banned now, not just child modelling. Maybe it's not the case, maybe mods on Holla Forums are a bit jumpy or whatever. I like little girls, and i enjoyed posting them here. I guess i took it for granted. /waifuist/ is still around, so maybe it's not all awful. Kind of depressing, though. I thought an infinity-based chan with pedos as global vols is immune to this type of nonsense, i didn't expect everyone to just leave. It was the main difference for me between 4chan and Holla Forums, the fact that you can discuss little cuties without everyone feeling triggered and angry and the fact that you can post loli porn on an adult website hosted in US. 4chan having furry and mlp boards but deleting loli everywhere, hentai board included, is so pathetic.

I thought the other user was claiming the ban was lifted very recently (like a few days ago), I could have assumed something that wasn't really explicit there.

Oh, and the pic is from some chink that makes animu looking 3D models on blender. Mostly loli, I found him looking for Yumi pictures on google images but searching for the words Sayaka (Yumi's name on Jap version) and Ape Escape on moonrunes.

I got banned for posting suggestive and explicit Ellie (from the last of us) pics. The game is shit and her character is cringy and annoying, but she never fails to get me hard. Please don't hate me for my shit taste

best part of 1

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Persona was ruined when everyone decided it's a funny meme to spoil the game.
I really wanted to play them because I'm a turn-based jrpg fan and everyone ruined them for me. Hard to avoid spoilers when people meme it and make threads spoiling it in the OP image.

I was also really looking forward to Star Wars and the fact that spoiling that was a meme was lame as fuck.

I actually spend more time on reddit now after 10 years of shitty chans.
I guess Persona is reddit because you can only enjoy it if you avoid chans.
Unfortunately I can't play those games I was looking forward to because I browse chans.

Why come here at all if it "ruins" games for you? I didn't realize Persona had such an award winning story that spoiling it meant you lost something from the experience.

I don't really care. It's just lame that if you browse chans for a few months you will have Persona spoiled, making it unplayable. Therefor it's a reddit game.

Sorry for thinking spoiling stuff is rude, but it is. Nobody benefits.

Did this seriously didn't rose some red flags on the dev team?
I mean if they wanted to make loli bait it's fine, but isn't this supposed to be innocent?

You're a whiny faggot. It's a community thing, if you can't deal with that, leave the community. This is like the cyberbullying argument, just walk away.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
At best, half of their target market were kids, the rest were grown up men with fine taste.

I do walk away. That's why I said I actually browse reddit more than chans now.
Doesn't change the fact that only douchebags spoil stuff.
Keep being a piece of shit ;)

Keep walking then.

spats get a pass

You think we give a shit? You think you're contributing to Holla Forums or in fact this very thread in any meaningful way?

Leave, and don't come back if you can't handle cute girls, faggot.

Whether you like it or not they were an efficient normalfag filter.
I sure can't wait for all those idiots to come here now and share their meaningful opinions on all our boards. Just in time for summer, too!
Smells like goon

Case in point.

of course I forget to sage

as if undesirables havent been here for a long time

Compelling argument. I guess we should open the gates to more of them coming in, right faggot?

Sorry, but that's pretty much what you're saying here. It can get way worse and showing no resistance won't solve shit.

No, 2 is the best one.

Pumped and Primed is pretty fun. You actually play as humans and use gadgets like the main games, but your goal is various minigames that mostly control like the main series.

The rest are all just regular minigame compilations. Except maybe Million Monkeys. I gotta get around to playing that, but it was never released in NA and I doubt I can run it on my toaster.

Oh and there was an RPG on PSP but it was sold in episodes or something? I just remember being disappointed.

I'm still furious that PS Move Ape Escape was a fucking rail shooter. It could have sold the Move like the first game sold the Dual Analog controller. Swing the controller like a net or club, spin it over your head for the helicopter. Half the games that actually use the Move already use it for slingshots. That shit was made for Ape Escape and Sony fucking wasted it.

Don't worry. Star Wars was garbage. You missed nothing.

Also, go back to reddit, please.

Who's the target audience of these games?

10 year olds

And lolicons.