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Well friend ?
Aren't you going to the movies ?
We will even offer 1 month free playtime and free update to warlords of draenor. Even an in-game item.

It's for your own good goy.
We even paid all the marketing teams. We handed out surveys to individual users. We did surveys on plebbit too.
We even set up the the whole movie to closely coincide with the release of the next expansion.

Come back goy. You know we want you and the widest possible audience.
We even paid youtubers to makert this as the best thing ever.

Aren't we a nice company ?

Come, subscribe, buy our next soulless expansion.

Do it, it is your destiny as a goy. The other goys will shun you if you don't. Aren't you a gamer or whatever ? How can you call yourself a gamer if you don't watch our garbage ?

Lok tar Ogar :DDDDDD
And remember, orks are a peaceful people.

orcs*

Someone post a screencap of that user that said this would happen

If you told me this ten or eight years ago, I would never believe it

the funny thing is movie probably did more damage to the new expansion than anything the expansion itself could've done.

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Why are they so desperate to keep WoW alive? Why don't they focus on Memewatch for maximum shekels?

Someone edit this to say "Please subscribe"

Warlords was likely made to go with the movie, since it deals with the old orcs. But they fucked that up and warlords was just random time travel that has no effect on the the overall game. Now the movie about the old orcs is coming and they the game has gone back to demons. THeir plan was shit to start with and they couldn't pull it off at all.

Well. I don't blame them. Its a nice deal, and makes sense for people to actually go to a movie for a free game. Especially if its with all expansion packs, its a great deal for people.

But here's a catch, they possibly trying to get those people hooked to the game after a month of subscription. If this would be a guild wars movie, i would go to get free game that i can play infinitely without subscription.

pulling the plug on WoW would piss off too many promotional partners. there are more junk food, tabletop, t-shirt, whatever the fuck you can think of companies that thrive off of Warcraft's even middling success.

Because the only thing people were interested about the game was the porn. Even then they shot themselves in the foot by shutting down the porn.

What's the issue?

This is pretty smart marketing.

pls no bully

Because it will die in a month once everyone goes back to LoL.

Basically what this user said

But in addition, it would also piss off a lot of their shareholders to. They can't escape, WoW is dying and they can't kill it outright without losing their jobs

Decided to look up who's idea this was.

Every time.

Because their prime fanbase is still tied to wow, while memewatch is completely new and cannot generate the same millions of cashcows paying subscription that fast.
Besides neo-blizzard doesn't even know how to develop a new setting. Thus they only ride the LoL/capeshit audience into FPS.


They don't offer the latest expansion. They offer up to the one before it. They expect to hook people into buying the new one.

Don't get me wrong, it is desperation but I also think it's rather clever.
The biggest wall for getting into WoW is the price barrier, to purchase the game and all the expansions will set you back considerable, and that's before subscription costs. By allowing those who watch the movie to get over that initial barrier, those who enjoyed the movie can play the game without that barrier to get involved in the game.

Do I think it'd work?
No, people will play for the free month and probably get bored after, except for 12 year olds who steal their mother's card to play WoW.

It's not clever at all, it's not the first time they use WoW to boost the sales of their other products.

If this is desperation, it's a dumb desperation move - most of the retards going to watch this shit are probably already WoW players, and will have 0 interest in owning another copy of Warlods of Shit, 'aka 'the worst xpac ever''. It makes zero sense.

Desperate. Your turn.

OLD MEN

DESPERATE

When they release a new expansion, they usually lower the price of the past expansions - something like "WoW Starter Kit $20 - inclues all expansions but the new one" (I think they did this on MoP and WoD, at least). It makes zero sense.

Damn it feels good to not be a casual cancer

I actually considered going today, but…

Yeah no.

If this is true, i'm gonna go to see it, but will just go to buy one ticket without buying food.

If they give the game at the start of movie i'll see it only for 5 minutes and then leave the theater. It's gonna be even cheapter than buying the actual game.

I probably won't even play it though.

I finished your job.

>>>/oven/

Sorry for my thought crime please give me another chance.

Looks like a manlet jewish Mel Gibson ironically enough.

I don't have sufficient amounts of pictures of anime girls puking, this'll have to do.
Why did you even bother posting this?

… Am I the only one who liked World of Warcraft orcs when it was vanilla? Also liked Thrall and the little book they wrote about his past life.

Orcs were the best. To be fair, most of the best parts of the story were Metzen shamelessly ripping off other stories.

vanilla orcs were better because they weren't mindless savages nor were they constantly whining about how hard they have it.

Dont they know that desperation turns off everyone? This shit and the "pristine" realms just reek of desperation

what are the pristine realms?

I disagree, nothing turns me on more than some serious desperation.

Uff… thank god I wasn't the only one.

When did everything go to shit? I didn't play anything warcraft related past vanilla.

Supposedly vanilla servers but knowing blizzard they will fuck up somehow. So after more than a decade of saying "its just not possible" its suddenly possible when wow has one leg in the grave.

when the game shifted away from two superpowers being forced into proxy battles because of entangling alliances and into 2 giant groups of retards butt heads for no reason.

apparently Blizzard lost all the writing talent capable of distinguishing the two.

Nothing a bit of corruption cant fix
T. Metzen

I think one of the big problems with that line of thought though is people who aren't already into Warcraft and it's lore probably aren't going to like the movie. A lot of the reviews I've seen of it were people complaining that it's full of references to obscure lore that are entirely impenetrable to people unfamiliar with the franchise.

people familiar with Warcraft dislike it more because it fucks everything up and turns the first game into a joke. the only people who end up satisfied are the awkward in between of people who know about Warcraft but not enough to really give a shit, who I can't imagine are itching to watch a Warcraft movie in 2016.

Also it was all about elves. Weren't at least the 2 first expansions about elves?

WoW goes F2P when?

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Burning Crusade focused a bit too much on Blood Elves if you ask me, but Wrath had barely any of it.

I was a little disappointed with Pandaren, mostly because i was hoping they could finally make a neutral third faction.

I stopped playing after Wrath. something seemed off about Cataclysm and I just quit playing the day after it was announced.

Cata was literally Rehash: the expansion

Well, I never bought the game, just got into private servers to roleplay.

The few times I played the game I felt alone and disappointed because noone talked with noone.

Beats the hell outta me. WoW was past it's prime 5 years ago

go watch angry birds instead

i'd be more interested in a legacy server than the movie and new expansion

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so is there a torrent link for it yet?
all i found was a poor quality russian version on KAT

Dorks begging for vanilla are wishing to return to a paradise that never existed.

They marketed this poorly. I had no idea it was out, I thought it was a few months from release.

Apparently it came out already in international markets, but not in the US

Man this is so scummy. At least if i go to see the new yu gi oh movie when it comes out i'd get a new trading card that doesn't disappear after a month unless i fucking pay konami.

I wouldn't give Konami any more ideas user.

I'm confused here. You guys are assuming the normalfags will keep the digital copy receipt and not throw it in the trash.

Where it belongs.

this is completely shameless

So they are trying to hook up people with one moth of Warlords, with boostso only content you will experience will be WoD + Pandas?
Good luck with that.

I could sit on my ass at home and play MGS4 and get a better moviegoing experience.

doesnt that shit have monthly subscription? who would be dumb enough to pay after the free trial?

feminist comic-writers

I saw it today, and I got nuffun.

Bloody hell blizzard this is just pathetic, just go free to play already or let the game die.

wew lad

What's the film like by the way? I heard it at least impressed the warcraft fans who went to see it as soon as it was in theatres and I haven't seen any Holla Forums threads laughing about it bombing so I guess it's not another Last Airbender.

Its shit

Woh ho ho boy Blizzard! Don't be too generous now! You wouldn't want to give away all that valuable playtime for purchasing a 10 dollar movie ticket would you?

Anyone who's still a Warcraft fan at this point is a dependent-to-the-point-of-physical-necessity addict. Multuple entire threads on Reddit were made to coordinate bot ratings and reviews to lure nornalfags into theaters and talk them into trying the game. Those people are desperate good goys trying to do the Jew's job, only they're to stupid to keep it hidden, of course they'll claim it's worth watching.

Do you wanna know how bad the film is being received? It came out in theaters in Europe on the 25th, and has made 16 million in the box office up to tonight. It's budget was 160 mil.

Why would I want to see a movie about a game I've never played?

They seriously stripped and rushed development of legion for this fucking movie didn't they?

Bullet to the foot. Game is DoA, movie is gonna flop as they drove their fanbase away years ago, for WoW anyway.

You never played Warcraft I&II? Shame on you.

movie's pretty good tho

hello shillo

That's outrageously funny. Think how much cash WoW players have been dumping into this shit moneypit for so long and now blizz is happy to provide it to anyone for the price of a movie ticket

nice meme

Out of the 12 million that gave Blizzard money, more than 60% stopped giving them cash (I'm one of them, I quit because I got sick of Panda Land, and I knew WoD was going to be a shit storm*).

*I wanted to play Legion, but then they announced Facebook games 2.0: The Artifact Weapon Edition.

You people don't seem to understand the word "consider".

Nothing is set in stone yet, you fucking retards, yet here you go

It's a marketing trick, not desperation. It'll make them more money.
Just look at how much they're milking cash with their other titles, especially from Overwatch right now, since it's the most hyped shit on the internet right now

Jesus christ, I swear Holla Forums has to be the only board with the most retarded people out of all places, not even Holla Forums, reddit, tumblr or Holla Forums compare

Wait, don't orcs grow from mushrooms? Why do they have dicks?

Learn the difference between "ORC" and "ORK"

Orks with a K belong to Warhammer universe and they're born from spores and spread like pollen

Orcs with a C are regular orcs from fantasy literature and they produce by breeding either female orcs or female humans.

Warframes get drawn with dicks and cunts all day even though they're mindless flesh puppets that can't even reproduce.

That's autistic as fuck.


I see.

This is beyond pathetic from Blizzard.

They are soon on par with Nintendo if not already even worse.

you're not their community even though you say you are

their community is the ones who give them and continue to give them money

What is the fucking point, everybody who cared already saw it and everyone who didn't won't care. Are they banking on people seeing it twice?

The movie itself is pretty shit, their armour looks plastic, all action is garbage save for battle of Durotan vs Gul'dan.

The story makes no fucking sense either, even less than in the game. It is not explained that Sargeras posessed Medivh and made him do bad shit, Medivh is just corupted like it's fucking WoW in the last 5 years.

The most hilarious moment in the movie is when honorabru orcs watch Gul'dan cheat when fighting Durotan, they all scream that he's a coward and they won't follow him. So he kills three of them, the rest piss their pants and get in line.
Ten minutes later Lotar wins a similar kind of duel and walks free, and when Gul'dan wants to kill him he can't because orcs would consider it an unhorarabru act and stop following him.

If Blizzard thiks they can make this into capeshit rival they are mistaken.

You gave money to blizzard though
Inb4 a friend bought my ticket

Nigger, the porn got shut down because Kotaku ran an article about it and pushed it way into the spotlight. It was a niche little scene and now it's probably one of the first things you'll find if you search for it. It seems like a nice article exploring the artists side of it but think about it, gawker is going under, Overwatch is popular, porn is always clickbaity, it's the perfect article in order to try and get as much clickbait as possible.

I don't blame blizz, they know people make porn of their games, blame kotaku for pushing it into the spotlight

SOME

lolno, they're both at fault.

He's right though, you were talking about a completely different franchise. You don't get to wave away your retardedness with "you have autism lol."

Kike yourself.

Fuck off, retard

Fuck off, retard

Because Overwatch is failing and will be functionally dead in a month.

???

The way it's going, it's a fad that will lose relevance and it's not going to be a big enough boost for blizzard unless they go full jew.

people get bored and leave. And it's mostly casuals who have that game, who are that type of player.

It's a fuckin' bad arena shooter. It has no staying power. Play a couple matches, get bored, go back to it, it's still boring, and you leave.

And people outside of autists don't buy micro-transactions.

Also, it's only popular in your eyes because there's porn posts of the characters, which are free. Blizzard is censoring those as well, so whatever marketing they could gain from that is gone.

This, the only selling point was the porn. Game is shallow by itself, only fanboism and smut can help it.

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