4 AM

It would look very nice, yes

Packing.

Where to?

When I was a kid I found this small tree with a vine swirled around it, chopped it down and had my grandpa take the bark off and finish it. Think he still has that walking stick now.

Where you headed user?

What up my african american basketball players?

You're waifus face is so fucking stupid. I just want to beat it with a hammer.

I think my back would give out trying to cut down some wood

No, just distrust them.
I regularly fantasize about getting /fit/ and doing other things to be sexy as fuck and attracting/leading on/rejecting women for my own emotional sadistic pleasure.

Turns out I had to sign up for a payment plan for financial aid, and the website didn't work when I tried to do it. I'll go in early the day of my first classes and see if I can set things straight. If not, I'll just get a second job and work and save up money and start going to classes in the fall and push my plans back one semester.

pushups I think. Gives your entire upper body a pretty good workout.

Mornin senpai. Nice job, that's the first I've ever heard someone get complimented in Dark Souls pvp.

Congrats on the job. What's the hiccup?

It's hard to find something worse than the new ghostbusters. The trailer couldn't even make me laugh.

This

New house some miles away.

Thanks, will do

Not much, set a new personal best running today, feel pretty good about it.

That's not very WWJD

I'm going to try and pull an all nighter because fuck it why not.

Anything is better than the new Ghostbusters.

Reminder to watch Patlabor as soon as you finish Babylon 5.

MCNIGGIES

Is that you?

Hope that works out for you. Have you tried calling anyone there?

I didn't mean to bring up a real discussion about women. Just talking about Ghostbusters.

They really think people will fall for it too.

I really wanted a good Ghostbusters TNG film…

same bro, lets fucking do it

Nice 1488. Not sure what you're getting at.

Fun.

It felt really good. I figured most people get annoyed cause I'm all about hit and runs and evasion so it was nice getting praise.

What you up to AE86

shocking

Hell, now that I think about it
This is a perfect time to start writing

Passing a kidney stone is better than the new Ghostbusters

One of those days, man. Daughter got into a fight with a classmate, so me and her mom got called in for a talk. Felt like I was 10 again sitting in the principal's office, waiting for a talking-to. Then I fucking dozed off on the couch and woke up about two hours ago. Think I'll try to pick up Phantom Breaker Battle Grounds again tomorrow. Played it before but I'm so bad I ended up just not playing it for a while. Fun, though. I was playing as a cute anime girl with a giant hammer that had a bullet for a head, and was using Madoka's colors.

Gone. Completely forgot to go visit my gf today. Weather is shit anyway so it was probably going to be boring as all hell anyway.
Also I'm fucking angry for no reason. Am I getting withdrawals to alcohol or caffeine? I haven't had either in a long while.
Nope. Monday night is date night but other than that I have nothing planned ever.

Hurry up and dump tomboys, fuck.

Thanks!

And just thought you were someone I knew. Why you moving?

Thats terrifying.

I went skydiving for the first time today. I still feel a little dizzy. I masturbated because I thought it would help but it didn't do much. I did it a second time to be sure but the result was the same.

being a janitor was supposed to be easy

Go see her tomorrow fag

True.

k

Nothing much. I'm going to put up some anime in the cytube like I always do. Might play some Doom later on.

Are you the user who wants to write about war?

Thats awesome! What was it like?

Did she win

user do you have something to tell us

Holy shit dude I think you might need to see a doctor

Metal as fuck
I would love to do that one day

Anyone else feels kind of embarrassed and out of their element after talking too much in public? That happened to me today.

Are you a cuck?

Probably a huge rush followed by a sticky mess.

My sister is going to see it. I tried telling her womyn comedians are garbage but she wouldn't listen for some reason. Apparently all the empowered!ghostbusters are from SNL, which makes me loathe both snl and ghostbusters even more.

Not much. Beat my pb for running by 18 seconds so I'm feeling pretty good. I keep thinking I should text mormon qt but I keep forgetting until it's too late at night.

You're a father? What's it like? Seems like a lot of control for someone around these parts. Did she get in trouble? Was she justified?

That sucks user

it's hard to hate cute faces, boobs, and toned booties. I only dislike the fat/unattractive dykes with attitude problems. They're hellbent on making every other woman and man as miserable as them. They are the kind of gal who is a lesbian because no man wants to be with them.

Have some asian butts.

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Yeah, got a different idea for a short story tho

I do all the time. It kills me.

Rent keeps getting higher (place was initially pretty cheap since the apartment was new and they wanted to attract residents). House was pretty cheap compared to what it has.

Is this like one of those "my wife's son" things?

By the time I realized it the offices were past closing on a Friday before Memorial Day weekend.

I feel embarrassed by every action I take or word I speak around other people.

I'm downloading Tera again to create a new Ninja character. Anyone want to play with me?

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The one on the right is really fucking cute
I'd marry her

What vidya you playing tonight faggots?
I'm looking to ruin lower SL characters tonight.

I'm just as horrified as you are. I don't even like kids.

Yes, it was a one-sided fight and she beat the shit out of this poor kid.

No, we're divorced.

Yeah, she's in trouble. No, it wasn't justified. It's weird having kids because you always end up thinking of them first and it changes your whole outlook. Everything I do is related to the kid first now.

No she is my daughter too.

We're just gonna have to accept that some normalfags will just go and see it.

Talking about Ghostbusters.

Either you ment "my wife/girlfriend" or you got cucked

Have you asked her about the underwear yet? I'd do that if it goes south just for the laughs.

All those pixels

Nice! Whats it about?

Maybe doing so while skydiving might help?

Greetings from Toronto /4am/
Hope your weekends been good

I-i have to study, i was pretty much forced to it because my mother was looking angrily at me.

Wait when was memorial day?

Is she cute at least?

Didn't the weekend just start though? Why are you in Toronto?

I'd say the airplane up was the scariest part. It's like when a rollercoaster is going up on the tracks, and there's a pit that forms in your guts. When first jumping at, the wind is rushing so fast into your face it's equivalent to drowning in a sea if air which makes it hard to breathe. Then the parachute is pulled and you glide the rest of the way to the ground.

When the parachute is turned, the harness digs into your crotch pretty hard. My instructor said I'm going to be feeling it for a week.

Do you regret having a kid or marrying your ex?

The worst part is she probably wouldn't have seen it until she heard that those anti-feminist misogynists are hating it just because it features girls.

No, but I'll keep it in mind.

Fucking Japan is amazing

guys finds pregnant girl on the street, takes her home, and then has to help her give birth
I just got the idea this morning and I will flesh out on it when I start

Thats pretty heavy shit

Anyway, do you know what triggered the fight?
Also, its a good thing your kid is fit to defend yourself. At least nobody will bully her

I hope there's a turnaround this year.

I'm gay for liking pic image.

I just opened that pic on my PC and I didn't realize that its actual Korea dishing out the heat

But hey between that and "fuck you hamburger slut" its safe to say asian shitposters are the best

I just woke up, was really tired after work.

A friend wants to do a bonfire tomorrow, might go hang out, also gonna go eat at Friendly's, because ice cream.

Why would you need to study in public? Why wouldn't you just pretend to go out and do stuff and just drive fast instead?

Is he like a creep or?

I don't know, i feel like a pawn in my own life most of the time tbh.

She's cute, yeah. Reminds me of her mom at that age. Always running around and getting scraped up and making trouble. Looks just like her, too.

I don't regret marrying her, but I regret not being able to make it work. She was the first girl I fell in love with, back when we were young.

Not as heavy as it might sound. We're still friendly.
Some kid shot his mouth off and she headbutted him. She seemed pretty proud of herself for it.

No
he just finds some pregnant girl laying on the street and decides to take her home because shes dirty and homeless

its not porn either

Any news on the car search? Where all you looking anyway?

Where you work user?

this is driving me up the wall

Yeah, funny to watch Japan bicker with Korea like that. Or just Japan in general not getting things.

To build endurance in your arms either push ups, or a lowish weight dumbbell with lots of reps.

What build are you play this time then?

tomboys are pure love
A pile of shit is better than the new ghost busters.
How far through babylon 5 are you?

How are the movies connected to the OVA for Patlabor?

Wew lad how are you even on 4am

when did that happen?
But most likely a lack of caffeine would be causing withdrawal which would make you angry.
Wow what a terrible thing you say you monster tomboys are pure love

Still playing Doom. This is an old screenshot. I'm on the second secret level of Plutonia.

Harbor Freight Tools.

I was the opening cashier today, and since they're doing a little memorial day sale it was pretty packed.

You should be making your own choices. Now do what I say and do what you want!

Sounds adorable. Enjoy user.

Ahh well can't wait to read it sometime user!

Kill me

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Well, it all started when I found 4chan, in October 2004 or so.

Will do, if she ever stops beating up boys. Now I know why my dad's hair went gray so fast.

am i trippin or does second pic kinda look like an anthropomorphised rally car?

What country are you in?

Its quality but I use the lothric holy sword, a whip, a thrall axe, and a great shield all at once.

Better than trying to kiss them

If she was kissing the boys in her class, I'd be the one getting detention for beating them up.

I love Nippon.

>tomboys are pure love
The purest.
Fucking Feig.
I'm at the near end of Season 4. I was told not to watch Season 5, but I don't want it to be over too soon.

Doing god's work user.

That is fucking brutal
Put your kid in a martial arts/sports class, it might help her

great to here

Its 2 in morning and my sides are fucking destroyed

So far only a handful have noticed. It's great.

He's on the east coast you double nigger. Looking things up is great.

United States.

I used to be worse than I am now. I have some lingering effects from a speech impediment and quirks from not socializing for several years. I often stumble, stutter, run out of things to say, get overly anxious mid-conversation and my face goes tomato red, and more things.

The more you talk to people and learn to socialize again, it gets easier.

Have more.

Make sure you raise her right. I don't know if I would let my daughter in public school tbh

Why look things up when I can get a discussion going in the thread and breath a little more life into it?

You a dirty yankee?

Japanposting is this golden moment I wish I was able to experience.

Turnaround?

How are you still friendly after the divorce? How does that work?

What's the 2nd and 3rd acts about?

facebook resell it pages. No luck for now, although I might just pay to go on my parents insurance so they'll let me drive their car places. I should search some more, thanks for reminding me.

I'd rather have the gay tbh.

I find it hard to find any woman funny in general. I don't know what it is. Hell, even when a girl comedian tells a joke where the content of the joke is funny, I can't laugh. Something's missing that I can't put my finger on.

You watch the 1989 Early Days OVA then the movies. The TV series is a separate thing.

We've got a Harbor Freight here in the southwest and there aren't any harbors anywhere near here. Though I suppose "Friendly's" might be something east coast specific, since I've never heard of them.

Is this going to result in "You have to eat all the eggs?"

At this point I'm worried I'd just make her more effective at beating them up. I remember my brother ended up in one of those classes for a while because he was a full-on sperg as a kid.

Unfortunately we only have public schools here.

We broke up on friendly terms because it just wasn't working anymore. No alimony, no child support. Shared custody, big expenses are shared. We were best friends most of our lives, we just shouldn't be married to each other.

If Trump wins.

I didn't even know facebook had a place to sell stuff, weird.

Autotrader is a decent site to check out, if not to just price around a little.

I was talking homeschooling. But its probably pretty hard to do without like stay at home parents.

Damn sick burn

I used to like video games, but for the past couple years I've had trouble getting into them again. I don't know what happened. It's not as fun for me as it used to be. The last game I enjoyed was Shovel Knight, but I haven't played it since I finished it almost a year ago.

Sure am, though pretty much bordering the south.

Yeah, we both work so that's out. Neither of us had very good grades, so we probably wouldn't be very good teachers, either. I swear, we skipped so many classes in high school that they never should have graduated us.

Its most likely going to be a short story

no

user, if you just discipline them and have them take out their anger a different way, they will be fine. Making them weaker because you are afraid for them is never good

People I knew do the same thing with their kids, and it doesn't turn out well.

I can't imagine what it would feel like to get a facial with cum coming at me at terminal velocity. I'd be getting bitch slapped by my own climax if I prematurely ejaculate.

So like Virginia or something?

I took a long break from games in my teens and when I came back to them it was like I was a kid again.

At least tell me you are restricting her internet access and not putting her in front of the electronic jew.

I'm just picturing Yakuza protags at their keyboards.

Hey anons. Show me what tunes you're listening to.

I was gonna make a weird punching character but thats too much effort to play through again.
Fun killing people in pvp

there still are all the movies for it which is worth the watch.
But S5 is just them rebooting s1 again really, but with new managers looking after the station.
Not worth it watching, but do it anyway if you want more.

and you are still here.
shitposting. shitposting never changes.

So the movies are connected to the OVA, while the series is standalone?

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Close, Delaware.

I honestly wish my folder of these was bigger. Never went to half/int/ myself, just some stuff I've saved that others have posted

Nothing tonight. Heard someone say the version of a game I'm playing is shit compared to the other versions of it. Still seems pretty fun, though I suppose I at least got it cheaply.

How'd you skip grades and get bad grades?

The two Korea screencaps look more like the Korean going full autism than BTFOing anyone.

but if it was pregnant man laying on the street unconscious, would he still help him

It's not on YT i believe. A song called Ma Petit Fleur look for it on modarchive.

I'll have to find something she can do to take it out. Might even just start taking her biking, we live close to a trail for it.

Oh, fuck, I would never put a young girl on the internet unsupervised anymore. I've seen enough threads on imageboards about young girls being pressured into doing things they shouldn't be doing. She never even watches tv anyway, though.

Where else can I shitpost?

No, man. We didn't skip grades, we skipped classes. Meaning we just didn't go in for the day.

Yup.

The series is another timeline and it has its own OVA, but that OVA is not available anywhere online. I would give you a link if I could find it.

Oh. The way you'd worded it made it sound like something else.

yes

Wait, doesn't your kid play vidya?
I mean, surely you have some old consoles and platformers to give her.

Thats just how asians are
Their engrish and typing makes them look autistic

I just really like this series. I hate when they end.

It's fine, just picturing Kiryu and Saejima typing that shit.

I somehow managed to do 2 characters each through NG+ once. Might do NG++ on one because it only takes a couple of hours if you aren't doing NPC quests or anything.

I might try out punching or something. Always looking for something weird to add to my character.

I know literally nothing about Delaware. Whats it like?

I'd be more worried about her becoming SJW or thinking she is a genderfluid dolphin or something.

That it doesn't.

I feel like I'm stumbling through a cold haze. The cutting wind is against me and I constantly trip and catch myself, eyes straining against the darkness forward. In the distance I see dim lights for brief moments, but the only warmth and light is a small burning ember I keep grasped close to my chest.

I stumble through this dark haze motivated by a simply drive to go forward. The shadows behind me seem to try and pull me back to them, but forward I stumble.

I feel lost in this haze, as though warmth and light have left anywhere remotely near to me save this dying ember close to my heart.

I guess. I'm friends with one of my exes and it's just kind of awkward.

He's barely even touched on Hillary's skeletons lying around in her closet, he must win.

Thanks, I'll check it out sometime. And I can confirm homeschooling makes you smart as shit. But if he's divorced I doubt it could work.

I was going to say it just sounds like a premise instead of a fleshed out story but I'm tired and I realized that it has about 3 acts nevermind.

God fuck the new captcha
Why is it so god damn confusing

She likes to be outside more than anything. Sometimes she'll watch me play them, though. I've got consoles all over that she could play if she wanted, going back to the Genesis.

That too, I suppose. Mostly I'm just worried that one day I'll log onto 8ch and one of the CP spammers will be posting a picture of her.

It was awkward at first but we fell back into old habits pretty fast, just goofing around together.r Had the unfortunate side effect of reminding me why I fell in love with her.

Write poetry, user. That's some pretty good metaphor and visualization technique you're using there.

It called me a goy earlier.

I think Korea BTFOs themselves every time they speak because they are still salty about Japan after 70 years like a bunch of kikes.

The part about "learning to suck American dick" is especially funny since Korea is more reliant on the US and 5% of their GDP is prostitution for American tourists and GIs.

Man, put her in some afterschool/sports activities then
Those 100% will calm her down

Morning,
I took your advice Ritsuanon and I reduced my browsing habits and spent my last two days watching a bit more anime and playing vidya that Holla Forums hates.

Seriously though I'd cut her out, that shits never good for you

Seriously I've seen enough weird vids of 8 year olds talking with lisps and saying they are trans and shit just cause its popular now.

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Ay mugi! You having fun then?

I tried that mix soda finally! It was pretty weird but not bad!

It's really small, the second smallest state actually.

Around the part where I live, pretty much everything is along the highway, but there is a ton of different stores and restaurants, and we don't have sales tax either.

I'm gonna look into them when I can. Maybe get her into a summer league for soccer or something. We're in the asshole of nowhere so we're kind of lacking in leagues. We don't have a single football team but we have about half a dozen hockey teams.

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How small? Like if you drove from the farthest two points you think?

Also is it like mountainy or?

It's not that easy, she's roomates with my sister. They spend more time together than fucking lesbians. I have reduced the amount of time I spend with them though, and the time I do spend I usually just piss her off by liking trump, boobs, and not being a tumblr-tier shipper, so.

Its not on the net since i made it myself

why are big eyebrows so cute?

with that said:

Guten Morgen

Sure, it was pretty fun.
I expected the mix to not really be up to snuff since you're just making a bootleg instead of the real thing, maybe it's just an acquired taste.
I actually have an ice cold bottle sitting next to my keyboard right now.

Dubs names my doc

Anything will work out fine for her, even hokey
Good luck

Mugi is cute in general
She seems like the most cuddly out of the K-Ons

2 hours at most, without counting traffic.

Nah, it's a pretty flat place really.

I want to kill myself each and every waking minute.

Penis

You should try to fug her then. That'd really piss her off.

I love soda in general so I'm probably biased.

Pregnancy fetish fanfic

You could show/send her this and get the first two out of the way easily.

It's weird to that a sizable amount of you are faggots, trannies, jewish, black, asian, middle-eastern…(I highly doubt there are many grills at all)

Checked

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*to think

I need to sleep

Story of my life: Failures in the making!

I want to follow my own suggestion and finally do it now.

The fuck? Did mark change the spoiler image again?

Fuck he got it

Fucking worst Board owner.

if youre okay with 20 second loops.

im too retarded to manage anything longer

I occasionally listen to my whole collection skipping through random things i did here and there.

Damn that tiny! I have to drive almost 2 hours just to get out of the rural part of my state.

Sorry, luck is always on my side.

But she asexual, which is why we broke up to begin with. She's one of those people who acts like sexy women is hurting her, thus being buttmad at me liking boobs.

I'm not drunk enough to do that, although you're right in saying I should.

Mark did nothing wrong.

Hey guys. How are you all feeling tonight? I see I'm a little late to the party.

I'm still sick but I think I'm feeling a bit better.

There is no where else to shitpost sadly.

ah good, still have the last 3 episodes of the OVA to get through now.

Yeah its sad there is never enough to the good TV shows, but the problem is if they go on too long they stop being good.

I managed to do patches side quest on NG+ but I screwed the first part up since it skips that part if you buy tower key early.

Why did Kek abandon me? I must hang myself for dishonoring my family name.

I fucking hate you

Honestly, I wouldn't mind her if she had more meat
She hardly has an ass/curves

Well I havn't been here for a bit but I did go for an interview and didn't get the job for it but thery said I was there 2nd choice Dunno if they're just saying that, mum thinks maybe not though also got some SPEC MARENS

I looked up the company which is why I knew.

Those numbers prove that you need to do it.

sure why not. give it a shot.

Maybe she really is lesbian and is dating your sister. She dated you to get close to her and told you she was asexual.

Think about it!

I've done every side quest on my second character, but cant do the yuria one of my first one unless I want to over level to 125.

They are really simple as long as you have done them once before.

Didn't even know you were sick, what you got plankguy?

Are you going to write a fanfic now?

Oh yeah, it's super tiny.

It's kinda nice though, means it doesn't take too long to get to the city.

FOX
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You ready to admit you like men yet catbra man?

Whats the ember made of?

Let him act out. His time in prison changed him a bit.

Watching those concerts must have cured you

Like TNG.

luv u 2 bb :^)

Hope you end up getting it user!

I avoid cities as much as I can anyway. Its nice being able to drive on exclusively backroads and go anywhere I want.

You're clearly on a role. Keep going on you're going to get a job for sure.

If so, may it be on par with the one Holla Forums wrote.

He went to jail? For what? Who'd he jew this time?

A cold or something, not sure. Just sneezing and coughing up flem a lot. It's probably cause of finals. I'm trying to keep up, but the sickness doesn't help very much. Hopefully I get more done tomorrow, I really need to buckle down and study.

Doesn't work, they were friends for years before I started dating her (I know bad idea). Although my sister is lesbian and almost definitely in love with her (My sister interfering and despising our relationship is probably the second biggest reason we broke up.)

So E3 is happening soon, what are your predictions?
I just want HL3 released already I don't give a fuck about what Holla Forums or reddit thinks of Half-Life, I just want this fucking cliffhanger and my favourite game series to finally have a well deserved ending.
IT'S BEEN ALMOST NINE FUCKING YEARS SINCE EPISODE 2 WHAT THE FUCK

Half life is one of my all time favorites, I don't care what everyone else says I'll play the shit out of it.

Just write one faggot

I think there will be nothing there because consoles are dying and so are the devs

Decent PC show
Last Guardian
thats it

Just drop it user

God damnit that's like the third cured joke I've heard so far this month. I got the sickness after I saw the concert, so maybe I wasn't cured enough.

Only white male oppressors eat bagels.

twitter.com/MarkM447/status/736066526994792448

They're too busy getting millions off of CS:GO skins, TF2 hats, whatever the fuck they're probably selling in DOTA2 to actually develop games.

Ahh. Try some vit C pills. Those always work wonders for me.

Calling it. Lesbians.

I don't have any predictions cause I don't follow modern games all that much. But I know I'll have fun shitposting with my friends and Holla Forums so theres that.

You just had to post one of the ones that depress me

I want cringe, but I know I won't get it.

Nothing good. Maybe a hilarious catastrophe to mock, but I don't know.

More interested in TGS I suppose.

I'm not the guy posting the "name my doc" thing. Was just saying hopefully if he is writing one it's hilariously fucked up.

The few games I look forward to will disappoint me.

They kinda suck, but that's where a lot of the stores are.

Bagels are got tier.

Yeah. Although they'll probably roleplay as gay dudes or something fucking faggy like that. It hurts to be around them tbh.

Whatever you say, I will never give up.

You still have a chance as second choice to get the job, if the person backs out last minute.
But keep searching for one such a pain to get one.

I need to get through all the side quests now, they are just to much of a pain really.

Its been awhile since I watched TNG but I remember that started bad/average and turning good.

Are you ready for Half Life 3 VR then?

Sorry mang, I love that song though. It's so atmospheric. Here, something to lighten your mood up a bit.

I dont have a set genre. I just make random shit. Usually Varies greatly in style.
Turn down your volume a little bit just in case.
Some samples:

a.pomf.cat/pwjavn.ogg

a.pomf.cat/zjvfhk.ogg

a.pomf.cat/jzzuwr.mp3

a.pomf.cat/vqzuej.mp3

these also vary greatly in age so some might not be as good as others. I dunno. Listen for yourself.

I never upload this anywhere permanently because i believe my stuff isnt good enough yet and a huge part of that is it all just being loops.

They're alright.

Sure.

Just do what I did. Get those gluten free chips and tell her they're low fat. She'll fatten up pretty quick thinking shes safe.

Dunno. You'll have to ask around for that.

Never ever.
Bethesda will announce F4 DLC, maybe Skyrim 2. Ubisoft will announce Assassins creed Communism. BF1 will prolly be shown by Dice. Microsoft will showcase something that isnt videogames, like a fucking lightbright for your gaming setup. Most of it will be shit.

Thats what the jews want you to think. Bagels are power for the white man, like Bashing on Japan and Kpop is for korea.

Cities are funner than rural areas anyway. The only thing you find out west usually is pot, booze and theatres that close at 9pm.

Thats what I think too
I might not of got it for a small mistake on my cover letter and also because I live 115km away from the Job, but I think if I see another one from the council They have two offices one is only 40km away they may consider me for that

Why live.

If I had bigger cities with better stores I might go shop in brick and mortar more. As it is theres not a single weebstore or anything here so I just have to order online anyway.

Ask them! It'd be funny

are we dumping screenshots? let me see what I got

So he flipped his shit while getting his bagels? I mean, good on him for sticking up to an SJW, but still.

Why did this embed have a fucking ad on it? Who'd want their ads on a moonman video?

I expect nothing and I will be disapointed

The later seasons weren't so good with it coming on at the same time as DS9. Splitting the effort. Also, TNG overall hasn't aged as well as DS9 or even TOS.

There's supposed to be a decent weeb store around here somewhere, but ordering online is much more convenient.

The minute you let go the better
I realized that RCT is a dead series and that we're never getting a good game from it, and now Planet Coaster exists

Honestly I saw footage of Half Life VR and it looks like it has potential
as much potential as a gimmick can have at least

They go to her ass right

I really want to go their and see if I can find anything cool.

Nah. Theres really only 3 quests you gotta do per play through and they are easy. Just follow the side quest page on the fextralife site your first time then they are easy on any other try. Oh and make sure you get the gestures. Those are a bitch. Oh and the npc invaders.

No cure no thank you

Please don't hurt me like this

lol they already know I think this and deny it.

Cheaper too.

It'd still be fun to be able to browse a store like that though. Or pick up nip snacks and stuff often.

I never knew Phoenix was that big. You should do that some time user! Start looking up fun shops and restaurants and stuff.

Time for hidden cameras.

DESIGNATED SHITTING THREAD.

You know?

Glad I saved some screenshots of stuff from the old archives back in the day before they went under; not sure if I figured they'd go under eventually, but either way I'm glad I have some squirreled away for later. I'd have to really go digging though for some of them, because back then I didn't sort my shit (and I now have 60,000+ images backlogged to organize, fuck).

Well, there's a number of cities clustered around it. I know a few decent game stores around here.

I think you'll love the second film.

Is the best.

Well in my experience it went to her gut and her thighs/ankles. But shit, gotta risk it to win it.

Wafflestomp?

Trust me, I was fucking shocked as well

good enough

The correct answer.

My guess because copyright ID caught it.

Has anyone else been following the development of Midnight Animal?
I've been pretty hyped about how it's shaping up to be a spiritual HM3.
And the music examples they've shown are absolutely incredible.

Oh right shit, forgot to respond to your second bit, sorry.

Most likely, theyve got everything in big cities. The best parts imo are the crazies tho. Nothing like seeing SJWs in the wild. Or tumblrs. Very surreal.

The ass is still flat tho

Yeah, browsing around is the fun part really.

Sometimes I go to Barnes & Noble with my friends to check out the manga section, it's neat to just look around.

If that's what the kids are calling shitting in the shower these days, then yeah.

I just got home from work, I hate my job right now, but I can't quit because I'm still paying off student loans from college, and credit cards.

Anyway I also have a couple hundred dollars save up the GTX 1080, but I'm considering just spending what I have on getting into Warhammer 40k. I have a decent enough GPU at the moment, and I barely play vidya on PC as it is. Plus I need to get out more.

Who do you main

You've got to be baiting for compliments. All those sound pretty damn good with what's finished so far. You need to make a full album and then upload it to bandcamp. If you can get the album in the hands of a studio, you could get commissioned to make music for a game.

Oh yes I cannot wait to have a video of my own sister having lesbian sex with my ex girlfriend better yet why don't I just kill myself right now

God damn dude don't let bitches ruin perfectly good bands for you.

Okay how about some smiths then?

When are we gonna watch the HomokoXBelrose otp again? That shit was great.

Make a webm of it
It'll be great
Maybe mark will finally ban us all

I have those in my town so I don't need to go to Pheonix to see them

Thats literally impossible
You can't have skeletal ass and fat thighs

I can't say much about student loans, but
My mother told me to never fuck with that shit nigga

To be fair you could use it to blackmail her

Phoenix is (according to a video I was stuck watching like five times in a row last month) one of the fastest growing cities in the nation, and aside from it, it's close to a number of other towns that make up the greater Phoenix area.

Place used to be inhabited LONG before the US was formed too. Entire reason it's called Phoenix is because there used to be a Hohokam city in the area way back when and the modern city reused the canals they dug, basically a civilization being reborn in the desert heat.

I gotta say I love your posting style mugi. The way you start up a new topic every few minutes is fun!

Sounds nice.

That sounds like some hard core fetish shit right there.

I was just hoping to get a copy of the vid for myself tbh

Eh not my style

My E3 predictions:

Just give up on Half-Life 3. It's better that way.

I realize that they are pretty good but the problem for me is being unable to make full songs with transitions and buildup and such. All my shit is 100% right out of the box. And thus ends up being just loops.

Ive never heard a game OST that consisted of 20 second loops and before i cant fix that problem i wont be thinking about something like that. But thanks for the encouragement.

Have another one
a.pomf.cat/btfyzh.ogg

If i think about it i might actually be but id hate going into a conversation saying "look at this brilliant music, look at how good i am" I dont want to sound like an asshole.

I thought DS9 airred after TNG?
I still like TNG more then DS9, yet DS9 had some of the better characters in it.

Oy goym ready to buy $500+ product to play your beloved Half Life 3 you have been waiting for?

NPC invaders are not that hard to get at least.
But I am planning to get the fire keepers eyes and get that ending on my NG+ so I don't need any quest for that.

If a weeb store was close to me and wasn't completely overpriced I would waste most of my money their.
I need more Weis Schwarz cards

But its your beloved half life 3 goym, don't you know you need VR for the full experience of it?

Does it have a blushing tomboy in it?

Is it a job related to what you studied for at least?

don't bullshit yourself, user. you're never going to organize any of that.

Is that your desire? :^)

...

Well shiet I am out of ideas. The Cure and The Smiths is all I listen to these days to be quite honest.

So I looked it up and it seems like Pheonix is the largest city thats a state capital
Why do you burgers have a lot of state capitals that are small cities

I knew it! You're just trying to get porn FOR FREE, aren't you?

Put the entire board out of its misery, ban everyone

That's what I'm saying you double nigger.

Do you expect Mark to not fuck up?

Please do it. I'll make fun of you again for being someone who could be rejected by a waifubot.

Why did you change the spoilers to something gay

mark you kike ban the plebs

Is it getting so populated cause of illegals or something?

Or fleeing californians?

Theres at least 3 NPC invasions linked to quests so. Manakin claws, pale shade armor, and some dragon axe.

I'd do it more often if people would actually respond to them.
Did you hear of Midnight Animal?

IW or whoever the fuck's doing CoD this time around will push the CoD4 remake to make everyone forget the new CoD despite it looking better to the normalfags.
Micro$oft shits the bed.
Sony shows how much better they are than Micro$oft while also being as greedy jews.
Everyone else will be fucking boring as shit since E3's just boring as fuck now.

Have you embraced your fox gril waifu yet? Yes ban us all. You will do Holla Forums a great justice.

Mark have you been working on stretching your boypucci so it won't rip in prison?

Going to bed, to dream of sweaty waifu. Night!

It started around season 6 of TNG.
Shit taste.

We are watching Dirty Pair today. I have no desire to see the Santa Priest movie again.

Yeah, Noa is still there.

I like the new spoiler image.

Calm the fuck down
I'm just saying it looks interesting

I would never spend a cent on a gimmick

Wow, I actually like in AZ and I never new that shit
Thanks user

Yeah.

Yeah, I'd probably spend a ton of cash too, especially seeing everything out there like that.

I did it as a test, I thought the test failed and every time I checked the board in mod.php the spoiler was same as before. I just changed it back.

no.

Night yakuza~

Nah not my kind of game, sorry mugi.

g. knight

Why are you here?

Played Tag 2 for 12 hours, escaped 1st Dan hell for a while but got knocked back in. Finally getting gud aftet 2 years of work. Gotta play as much as I can before I get kicked out of my house and labeled scum of the earth.

Night yakuza, dream of semen demons.

Night senpai, I'm gonna text that qt and hit on a random girl tomorrow wish me luck.

Night.
And its just the ending on DS9 which puts me off it really.
Also Picard best captain.

He sometimes shitposts in the thread, sometimes shits up the thread.

Really? I didnt think they infested small towns too. America has a serious problem on its hands.

…I wish that were true. I really do.

Only if its all the avatarfags! Really the only one who'd make a fuss is Ritsu, and he's completely harmless.

O-oh. Hi uncle Holla Forums , didnt recognize you there at first. How's your morning been?

But why? I thought you loved it?

I live in phoenix, I show you some places if you want.

The best kind of porn is the kind of people you sort of know.

Good luck ae86! I know you can do it!

Night~

FUCK OFF

Just seeing if anyone needs anything.

If he bans us all again we can just go to /4am/ and actually use it

...

And people didn't believe me when I said it would take bans to get people to move over.

I found my cousin a while back on motherless.

How's the war against the jews and anime girls going?

I'm here because the Akari guy and the Yakuza guy want my dick ;^)

I'm not banning anyone, I would've done so already if I wanted too.

forgot the other image

Mark I know you have Hamster Umaru porn saved on your compute
you posted something one time

More Noa a good.

I am shitposting you fig.

Probably a good thing there isn't one close by us then, I need my money for booze.

wew lad.
>Not wanting to fug fox gril pussy

Well go be gay with them, not us

I'm surprised you didn't do a "raid"

Ban everyone. Even if it's only a 1 minute ban.

:^)

Its a minimum wage job, at a pizza joint. I studied film, but left after one semester. I don't owe much.

I don't play Warhammer 40k yet, but I'm probably gonna start out with the Necrons.

That wouldn't even work. 4am would either bounce back here or die completely.

You gonna hook us up?

Umara a cute

A CUUUUUUUUUTE

Is the thread dead now

superior outrage reactions coming through

HELLO BOYS DO YOU WANT TO PLAY WITH YOUR AUNT HILLARY

He does like to follow you around on twitter alot.

That pics kinda gay

Are you white?

Oh god what the fuck is this

...

Mark, can you explain this footage of you?

You're acting like that isn't my end goal for shitting up the thread.

I just can't fap to traps unless I can see their face and know for sure they're cute and girly.

I thought that was a girl for a second
Why did I even believe it was a girl, this is Holla Forums

how the fuck do you get an ass like that?

Neat. Most people get pissy about newcrons, but I don't really mind them.

I have a lot of things saved on my computer

Are you one of the fags who actually thinks I raided /svidya/? Nigga, the only call to arms I've ever made is against Valve and Bethesda, and even then it has to be something huge. I bet you also think I work with NARPA and Destructoid on Destroying GamerGate.

I DO however have connections with President Trump and the ADL, they plan to destroy video games by giving everyone aids.

who the akari guy or the yakuza guy

I have him on steam. He bitches to me on there as well.

He's a good guy.

Of course I'm white.

Its cute.

But Ive been saying that since faggots started shilling that board.

You're a better man than me.
I came to this

You should know by now there are no girls on the internet. Especially on Holla Forums.

He's arching his back really hard. And squats.

I'm adding it to my collection

What no, I meant the 4am raid

Did you miss the shower shitting?

Crashing the thread with no survivors is what I intend to do.

Oh. Sorry man, she only likes muslims and blacks. She's big into that whole one brown race thing. Im not even joking

Shame too, cause shes a bit of an autistic weeb.

As long as it's not the kind of fun thing that my uncle did to me while I was young then yeah sure.

What a faggot.
If there is a "girl" on the internet then at most they're a tranny.

In the ass, faggot. Aren't you a faggot?

Still funny that ASU has Brother "You Deserve Rape" Dean. Makes up a bit for the fact it had a "Problem with Whiteness" class being taught there (being taught by an apparently self hating white guy, of course) as far as craziness goes.

Well, AZ is like the sixth biggest state in the nation and as one of the last to become part of the union has a lot of growth in a short time (though there's still a lot of desert outside of towns. We also get snowbirds that come out here in the winter for what they feel is warmer weather (which is fairly cool for us compared to what we get to in the summer).

I'd estimate that with the smaller states, smaller cities are just part of it. At least then they don't wind up with everyone densely packed into one place, like India.

Go look up stuff about the Hohokom. Pretty neat that they were able to get large scale towns set up here with their culture lasting for about a millenia, if not more, and all without sophisticated tools.

Take a trip to Pueblo Grande or Casa Grande some time if those are your sort of thing.

What 4am raid? the only thing I ever did to you guys was ban a bunch of avatarfags. and even then I unbanned everyone. I just fucked up my sleep schedule a few days ago. I haven't been on here in months. In fact the yakuza guy is a completely new face to me.

I only mention how shit you are. Don't know why'd you mention me.

dont deny you have connections to tony banks creator of tumblrmemetale and overall kike and that you plan to destroy Holla Forums
i've got the evidence right here totally not made in ms paint

Umaru's chibi form isn't really my taste, I also associate it with shitposting thanks to /a/.
Which is a bit of a shame since the anime was an ok moe healing show.
TSF is best girl, fuck you Mark.

...

Have some Kojima wisdom.

EXPERIENCE THE QUADS

Akari is the tiny pink one whos tsundere as fuck.
Yakuza is the one who loves tomboys and traps.

Feminine Penis

Man, all the crazy anti white shit seems to be done by white guys or jews. I dont even know how they rationalize it.

...

Well, they called it a raid, I thought you wouldn't care about it, but I wasn't even there, so whatever
Yakuza is kind of new around here, a couple months maybe

no you're right, Tony Banks is a partner of mine and we plan to destroy Phil Collins return.

bc ur a faget

Didnt you go to bed?

When you banned the avatarfags, you used the excuse that it was a raid, because it was a week after I shit in the shower and everyone was still flipping out to fuck and back. How can you be this retarded?

You've always loved traps dude.

Is it really gay if theyre more feminine than masculine though?

because you can revive them if you survive an armor check right? I just think they look cool, and assume they'd be easier to paint.

i knew it
this means im going to have to invoke the g_ds of fuck off tumblrtale by making an undermeme thread so they can make you fuck off

Please no more. I don't want to start this shit up again.

OY VEY SHUT IT DOWN GOYIM!
MARK'S ONTO US!

I thought you went to bed.

Quads confirm TSF as best girl.
Suck my dick Mark.

I know what you mean in regards to winter as I live in 'Straya
So wait does that mean AZ is was Spicland

Maybe the mods were sleeping?

oh right, quite honestly I forgot about that. I'm quite surprised everyone's still acting like it happened a week ago.

Ok. tell me where you live

Since the shower shit/early November really.

Fuck off Huey.

So are you. Akari's your real enemy though.

S-sorry

luv u 2 bby

Wanna talk about what issues you have with the board via email?

I've been intermittently defending your actions, along with that one faggot who keeps throwing a fit about things not being moderated avatarfagging with the statues.

But it's true. You wouldn't shut up about how much you loved them

That's when I joined

you can't visit somewhere you live

Nah, you're fine really.

So?

I think it'll be difficult for you to fly to Germany from Tel-Aviv with NEETbux.

Well I don't fucking remember any Yakuza back then, I didn't even use Tor

I just posted Raiden back then.

you mean quads confirm mugi best girl

A lot of the complaints about the board can be summed up pretty simply.
There's not much you can do.

There's no such thing as feminine dick.

Actually, AZ is pretty white
All the beaners just move to Cali because they have liberals protecting them, and the spics that are here are usually so poor they wear around DUDE CALI LMAO XDD shit instead

Oh, you were the Raiden guy

God I hate that picture

TSF is best Himouto girl.
Mugi is best girl period.

Wait. Exploding planes German or a love of NTR and bratwurst German?

She looks pretty feminine to me.
I'd fuck her
then cuddle all night
Maybe even hold hands

I'm glad I gave up on 3dpd

(checked)
The show itself was pretty mediocre but I really liked the character.

Don't my first posts always point that out?

true enough I suppose, although if you wanna talk about stuff then feel free to contact me through twitter or steam or something like that.

/pol may not be right about the when, but they are usually right about the who.

As far as rationalization, they're probably leftists who believe in white guilt. The Community College I went to at least didn't have classes like that, but was wasting time and money setting up safe spaces and training professors how to deal with triggered students.

As is a mixture. Used to be a number of ancient tribes in the area, some having left still surviving buildings around from prior to the Spanish. But yeah, it used to be a part of Mexico. The US acquired the northern parts in the war with Mexico, and the rest was bought as part of the Gadsden Purchase. After that it took nearly 60 years to become an actual state; we were just a territory until then.

We do have a good amount of Mexicans here, but from what I've seen (admittedly I don't get out much), they seem content and don't start shit. Not like the Brownout yesterday in San Diego.

I meant the fucking ruin, not the town.

Do you hate it as much as me when I tease you about taking Joey's dick?

...

oh g_d not my oc

I have a horrible memory
Can't even remember Thursday or any other day

Don't you fucking start

I'll just shitpost at you via twitter thank you.

What? I'm just pointing out for new 4am users that you love Joey's dick inside of you, and want to subsist entirely on his sperm.

mugi every time

this is what true jew is

By Spicland I mean was it part of Mexico back in the early 1900s
Looked it up and seems like it was divided confederate/union land and didn't separate from NM until later Does that sound right
But yeah, hows it like being in a Trump heavy area

Not really,
imo it was just Lucky Star but with more obnoxious characters and memes

also pic related

Well that explains it
I don't know why the fuck you would want to visit here

No, people are mad that they are "Tomb Kings in space" now.

Too late for any salvation now
Go ahead and bully me

White guilt has always seemed so odd to me. Only about a percent of whites held slaves and even fewer visited evils on others. Not to mention the whole sins of the father not be visited on the son to avoid us ethnically cleansing entire peoples.

But somehow you should be ashamed of yourself. Shits so crazy its hilarious man.

….so this is what NTR feels like.

Well if thats not a her, are those buff dudes with vaginas hers? If you're 90% female wouldnt the law of percentages make you male?

cytu.be/r/4am_General_Comfy_Theater

Get in here. We are going to watch Dirty Pair in a few minutes.

Don't let him get to you. He's now being direct.

I bet you held his hand and cuddled him for hours. As well as kissed him on the lips and stared deeply into his eyes you freak.

Git fucking gud.

I meant OK in the sense of "eh".
It's basically the McDonalds of SoL anime.

Everyone I know is pro-Trump
its fucking perfect, great foil to Commiefornia

I feel bad the other faggot knows more about AZ than I do

I've hear this shit before
I've gotten used to it

Mugi is BLACKED though.

Usually I'm the one giving recommendations but any good SoL shows you can recommend mugi?

Been needing a new one lately.

Dick licker
Schlong scrapper
Tip topper
Assblaster
Cum Dumpster
Cock a doodle doos in you
Fag
Phallus Engulfer
Jeb
5 o clock rag
The Foam at a Foam Party
Thats all you

I can try. It might take me having to turn off my computer's airport for a month or two (to focus and prevent adding even more on top of it), but I might eventually get it done. Though reverse imagesearching might come in handy to tell just what the fuck I saved at times and what to file it under.

I heard you were thinking of cucking him. Is that true? Would you be interested in letting me give you the dick to help?

Mitsudoemoe
Most of the time its just filthy potty humor but thats what makes it fun

No, I don't take handouts

Eh, basic insults are boring

I've seen a little of it but its not really my type of show. Too loud, too comedic. I like more comfy stuff

It'll be more than handouts bae~. It's the genuine shower shitter dick.

I doubt I can give you anything since I believe you know more about anime than I do.
Did I mention once that I am a huge slowfag?
I can't really keep up with new shows since I want to finish older shows I have missed first.
I believe you've already seen Yuyushiki but if you didn't, you should, it's comfy as fuck.

...

cytu.be/r/4am_General_Comfy_Theater

One more shill post so you guys don't miss it. It's about to play right now.
Get in here if you want to watch Dirty Pair.

welches bundesland?

I don't like dicks
Get out

Then why are you always on Joey's? Why are you so afraid of admitting you like the dick?

I'm the same way. Although all the best moe shows I've watched have been from around the late 2000s anyway so its not too bad.

And yeah seen it, thanks though!

You can't control true love.

Das beste natürlich.
Bayern

It's odd. I don't see a lot of Trump signs around, but then again, as stated earlier, I don't get out much. But being a border state with an illegal problem, people were pretty receptive. And I suppose protesting liberals/cucks blocking the fucking freeway for his fountain hills rally only helped further cement that.

Fuck Graham County and its Mormons though. We could have been an entirely red state for Trump if they hadn't voted Cruz higher by a mere five votes.

I'm just glad Cruz dropped, since apparently he tried to poach nearly all the delegates Trump had won (winner take all state; open carry too). Fucking rato.

I noticed you havent said no to taking joeys dick. Has something happened?

You forgot SEX IN THE MISSIONARY POSITION

Hello rato

Try Maison Ikkoku

Tbf, joey does have a nice ass. It even turned Castle minigay and got Ritsu to try to erp with him.

Never seen that guy's dick, dunno what you're talking about
Ritsu saved his ass though, go bully him

Of course you try as well

===FUCKCIOICNICG NIGEGRS GETSHE NIGGEIRGE OUT OF S,Y BORARD I BET STHJSOITYISSHSS IS UTMELERTTALTLETLE SHILLESKES==

?

That's too lewd for this thread.

I think you're just jealous that Joey is getting around and you're stuck with only him.

Actually never mind I got your post context wrong

Not bad to learn about your state if you actually like living there. We've got some neat history and places.

I have no idea what you mean by this

see

Good night.

Fuck, why is life hitting me so hard right now? Maybe it's the cough medicine I just took.

This place is gay af fameru. Where's the vidya jaymes at?

not on this board

This is Holla Forums. There never were any video games.

Aren't video games for children?

Night user~

Whats up plank?

What should I call you anyway?

Isnt germany into that whole race mixing, sex with animals shit though?

O-oh.Okay…

Well there's only the one, the protagonist.

Nitey nite

Mix it with liquor and life will seem a little easier.

The name of the game is hand holding user, who do you choose? They have to be from the thread.

...

Even worse

Du hasts gut.

NRW hier.

Hol mich hier raus

Maybe some other time we can talk about how Tor loves dick to the extent he loves it.

You can call me plank, or Gus which is what most people call me in real life. I don't really care.

Just thinking about life, and whether or not I will make it. I guess everything is hitting me at once. I want a part time security guard job for summer, but scared I won't get a job. No work experience, although I'm sure I can make stuff up like you said. Do I need a resume or something?

I thought this was a board to post your favorite video game and to discuss cuties but I was wrong. I'll take my VNs and leave.

I am 13 and what is Doom?

I choose myself because I like masturbation.

That wasn't me.
Besides, I have no idea where this idea for racemixing/scat/whatever in germany comes from.
Maybe Holla Forums or /int/ memed at you too much.

Too bad /vr/ here's pretty much dead.

I am now remembering that old "Holla Forums's lab" clip splicing from Dexter's Lab. Ah for days gone by.

Too bad I can't seem to find it anymore.

Closest I have is this.

>>>/out/

Doom is an interactive experience. :^)

Nah resumes are for like. Adult jobs.

You just fill out premade ones for entry level and basic shit.

You'll be fine anyway, even if you don't get security you can get late night gas station or stocking or something. Super easy stuff.

Oh. Maybe its not for you. It's one of those love stories spanning entire seasons where they grow close through hard times in life and comfy music.

I mean, I had a feeling. What with all the trap porn he's gotten me.

No, just means you're doing the jew hand holding thing. Probably best though, you wouldnt want to debase yourself and hold hands with a goy.

It's probably merkel. The face of your country is too pozzed imo. I do like your angry birds movie though.

Doom 2 was best Doom.

Thanks. That's about a third of it. It then cut into him bitching about how he didn't understand what was going on in a story he was being told, complaining about no structure or plot. Lastly followed by a splice of sound into PS3 HAS NO GAMES.

OG doom will always be the best

It's true.

Crap I actually can't think of a time I defended a Viewpoint that wasn't on an Imageboard Can't be saying I'm a White Nationalist on a Job application

You'll find it eventually. Ask in the webm threads.

Just shit out something and make it seem smart.

Just say you really care about your country and the people (that ought to be) in it, maybe?

The movie was made in Finland/US according to wikipedia.

I love how our media is currently shitting itself to the pendulum swinging back.
They all go "FUCKING RIGHTWING FASHISTS WINNING VOTES THROUGH A NATURAL DEMOCRATIC PROCESS FUCKING POPULISTS DEMOCRACY ONLY WORKS WHEN OUR PARTIES GET ELECTED FUCKING REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE"
The salt is great.

Oy vey they know who I am.
SHUT IT DOWN!
Donate all your shekels to my bank account at patreon.com/vaatividya

Premade ones? Like a template or something? I think have some pretty good ones for the security guard job

I guess I'm just making a big deal out of jobs cause I've never had one, and I'm getting older. But from what you're saying, they're nothing to worry over too much.

Sounds disgusting.

Vaati did nothing wrong.

Ech, I'm off, see you whenever I bother showing up again.

bye

man sieht sich

I'll miss you mugi, see you next time!

But Doom 2 has so many more WADs.

I wonder what him and Joey talk about while laying in his bed at night.

Yeah always fun to watch. I'm loving how its gone from DEMOCRACY to POPULISM! STOP THIS HATRED. You hear that the EU wants to censor the fucking internet to stop people having the "wrong" opinions?

That goes to all the people who found out the lore for you right? You wouldnt abuse the goyim would you~?

Yea…kinda pukes all over your heart muscles and shit. It's gross.

Nite blondie

Don't know. Snitches get stitches though, so we'll never know.

But the core game kinda sucked
It wasn't bad but Doom 1 is so much better

I instead said that I defended my viewpoint in regards in not going to University
I don't know why but I can't really write good but I can get interviews down alright and I'm above average intelligence
I hope its just not Autism, I hope I'm not part Jew

At least it's something.

The Idea actually comes direct from the German Government

Any job I've ever applied for just had their own little application you filled out. You put in your data, your work history (your fake one in this case) and thats about it.

Of course I would Mr. Shekelstein.

I dunno, Joey might tell us, or Tor late at night. He'd probably leave out the lewd bits. But really, after sex you never talk about sex in bed, you talk about other stuff, like what you're thinking, the day or just gen dreams and hopes.

Better level design apparently too. Though I never noticed that. Course I am a pleb.

Thats a ruined super saiyan moment right there.

Y-youre supposed to lie!

I'll place my bets on Joey if either of them say anything.

Oh yeah, I've noticed that too. But they also give the option to upload a resume if you want. Hopefully somebody hires me, I could kind of use the extra money since my funds are running a bit short nowadays

I'm down to like 150$ and have actively avoided phone calls from jobs because I've been too depressed. If I don't get one soon I'm going to be in a lot of shit

I dunno, you'd be surprised the stuff Tor talks about sometimes. We've even talked about masturbation techniques.

He keeps saying he doesn't like dick, but the more information I come across, the more I think it's a lie.

We can talk about our secrets to exploit the goyim.

That's pretty gay fam.

I know that feel. I think I did the same a few years ago, but I was taking classes so maybe it was better cause juggling school and work can be a hard time I imagine.

Take those phone calls though Ritsu, don't screw yourself over like this. You might feel better once you start working.

FUCK MY HEIGHTS FEAR GOD DAMN THAT'S SCARY

Nah I'll spiral out of control like last time but thanks though.

I might take one in a few weeks then work for a couple of weeks and quit again. Just so I have enough funds to keep going another month or two.

Tor is even gayer than Homoko.

That's nothing.

Why do you spiral out of control? Too much stress?

So you people say

Yeah mostly that. Been NEET too long now, theres no going back.

Now is not the time for fear. That comes later

You said you wanted a late night gas station gig didn't you? Surely that wouldn't be too much stress right? You could shitpost all night on here.

Can I leave now?

Usually those places have shitty asshole managers who jump on your ass for anything and everything. Plus every time a nigger walks in the store you're waiting to get a gun stuck in your face. Not fun.

I don't believe you.

Yes.

It's true.

Maybe it's a love/hate relationship like me and cheese sandwiches? He could want to not love it, like that catbra guy who was posting earlier. The gay one.

I've been thinking, miracle cream! We put our semen into a bottle and sell it as a face cleanser. To pad it out we can put in preservatives and shit. It's deliciously evil.

It's not like we did it on skype video or something. It was just talking.

I got a webm of a guy falling to his death somewhere but cant find it sadly.

Only time will tell.

Yeah, I can imagine. I live in L.A, the nigger capital of the world probably. I wouldn't take that gig.

Okay well fuck the thread, find me in the cytube

I going to Miami. My least favorite place in world for volunteer work. At least the hotel fee is free. Then as soon as I get back I'll be boarding a plane to go to Europe. I am happy sort of. To be able to speak in my native tongue again means a lot, but I am depressed that the only people I will be able to speak to are a bunch of assholes. Going to avoid them like the plague with the excuse of sight seeing. There is a lot I want to see again so I'm not really lying.

Make a resume Ritsu. You need one trust me. And if your resume is shit, lie. Everyone does it, trust me. Most companies want cover letters now. My resume is kinda pathetic thats why this summer I doing a bunch of volunteer work and internships. The companies I want to work for want to know I play nice with others. I am invert but I have no choice. Suffer for success I guess.

Nah I only ever work shit tier jobs, and never have problems getting hired just filling out their basic application.

My area is rural and not too bad but you get some ghetto looking nig in every once in a while and its always freaky.

Hopefully time brings pictures too imo.

Better than the only other thing he's most likely to stick in someones face without permission

I'll be along to talk about masturbation and stuff shortly

Oh what a devilish product that we can gain lots of shekels. This will be a great donation to our private lolocaust charity.

I'm only teasing bae.

O-oh. And here I had the perfect name for it too.

I hope so

what kinda pictures do you wanna see from them?

Maybe you should try for something more? You guys are really intelligent. Why settle for shit?

All of them

Even the lewd ones?

Especially those.

But if they're doing lewd things, who's taking the pictures?

Joey seems to be into making sex tapes.

Oh? Has he shown you any?

No, but he seems like he would love the idea.

I have to go to my birthday party today since I turned 30 recently. Here's some OC before I go off to get free food.

I hope at least one of my cousins shows up so I can play vidya with them & avoid socializing with anyone else.
Told mom to keep it small, but she's probably going to invite people I don't really know anyways.
If my cousin doesn't show up I'll probably just wish I stayed home in bed.

He does seem like the flamie kinda homo.And he loves the attention. You might be right
Hopefully hes not a coalburner
Though I could see him trying to convince TOR to do NTR with him & watch

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Happy Birthday user. Go pig out.

Probably. I hope he isn't one either. If they were a lot closer, I'd help out if asked for that.

>I'd help out
would you want to fuck, be fucked, and who?

So long as I don't have any object inserted into me during the event I'm fine.

My family (specifically my brother) keep getting me to celebrate my birthdays or host parties for important things in my life but I find it as an excuse for others to get drunk. I haven't celebrated anything with friends if I had any that I would enjoy their company except maybe one time when it was really forced on me. I find celebrating things like education, birthdays and work kind of pointless. Maybe if I do something truly great that I could be proud of I would celebrate it in proper.

Ok so then you're a top
Now the real question
Tor or Joey?

I'm the same way. Thanks for reminding me that I skipped out on a "party" for high school graduation that was nothing more than ~5 people going to a movie and then getting lunch. Thanks for reminding me that I slept through my 21st birthday and didn't get more than 30 dollars from immediate family.

Whoever wants to ntr the other more.

I've always seen parties pointless myself. I hate celebrations on mine too. Really I just like to drink more energy drinks than I should and maybe eat a bit more of something good. The whole 2 dozen people over is annoying as fuck.

Oh, right. I forgot it was your fetish

Would you be down with Joey or Tor NTR'ing you?

I think with my family they don't want me to be a fuck up like my brother since according to them and a few other people that they believe I'll turn out to be quite successful with a loving family and that kind of shit. Too bad for them I've already fallen into the hell hole that is 2d so that last part's out the fucking window. They have too high exceptions of me and it's kind of daunting.

I'd be the one stealing away the person. Stealing waifus works as well.

Do you also get the bullshit about how you're really smart? I only got by in school because I did just enough work to pass classes and I have an idea on how look things up

Not just 2DPD but furry. That's a whole other level.
How'd he fuck up that you're their last hope?
Only person you owe anything to is yourself. Just keep that in mind when you start to feel the pressure. The consequences of your successes and failures will always be your burdens and the only one who can expect anything of you is you because of that.

Oh yeah, and at least you had 5 people who wanted to spend time with you! Tha'ts something.

I didn't know the 4 other people the guy invited, and I have a feeling he only talked to me when he wanted something from me.

You just missed it
Tor just finished masturbating
You could have stolen him just now
Now, if it was your choice, Tor or Joey?

Which would cause more salt?

What kinda stuff did he want?

Mainly homework related things.

Probably fucking Tor, while Joey freaks out
I get the feeling Joey is pretty badly in love with Tor

Is cum supposed to solidify? Because it's been doing that recently after I finish.

It would be fun to watch.

Yeah. Despite how little effort I put into school and shit I am able to pass with flying colours. I learn mostly from self-teaching but since I have little motivation to do it I need someone to keep urging me on.

lel. Guilty as charged.
He had a kid when he was still too young to have one. Then after a year she was born his girlfriend dumped him and took the kid, using him for that child services shekels. He was also involved with a lot of criminal shit but after he left the country he's been doing a lot better since then.
And since my mother died and my father abandoned me for another woman I'm pretty much the only other child from my mother's side. My grandparents really want to see one of their daughter's children to do well in life and well I haven't fucked up yet.
I know I should only think of myself and all but it's hard not to think of what others think of me if I fuck up. Probably a part of my issues with my anxiety.

I could go more into it but I don't want to waste more time on the past. I like to keep pushing forward and leave shit behind.

>spoiler
No. Though when it's thick it means you havent been doing it as recently IIRC

Fun to watch
But joey might cry.

Well thats good! doesnt change you dont need to do better for anyone tbh. No ones got a responsibility to be great.

>My grandparents want one of their daughters kids to be successful
Just keep in mind, it's like having kids. People, especially parents and grand parents will want you to do things, they expect it of you. But the reality is, what you should do is what makes you happy. Cause they don't got to live with the decisions you make every day for the rest of your life.

I know none of that really means much when it comes to real life but think about it. The only person you need to worry about most in your life is you, since you're the one who's gotta live it.

Just remember, meme magic is real.

Shh, we do not speak of the old ones this early

I'll do more than make him cry :^)

Even the heretics need to find time to talk of the old ones.

Holy shit, the ancient shitposting, now this

Keep the shitposting flowing. Maybe soon The Happening will come and Kek will show his might to the world.

He can fund my welfare

W-what would you do?

No. You're starting to sound like a heretic there Erin….

Kek will provide for his followers.

I'll NTR Tor as well.
Whoa, no need to point fingers there.

Fug. That first reply was supposed to go to
Just fuck my shit up I am terrible tonight.

I understand that. I know my grandparents were quite skeptical of me having a computer back in 2005 and thought that I shouldn't have it but hey, look at how popular they have become. Their skepticism dropped and realized that the path I was following was a good one. Originally they wanted me to do a trade I can't because I can't into physical labor due to how fucking frail and skinny my body is and would continue to steer me into it but they dropped the resistance.
I actually have some really high dreams and goals in life that I don't like sharing due to how ambitious and kind of childish they are. I won't be happy until I've completed at least one of those aspirations.

Get some sleep smug

>NTRing both
Then its just a 3way relationship. Before you know it you're having brunch and other shit.

Im just saying, you're looking a shade more HERETIC than last week.

Nothing wrong with having dreams! Especially the big ones that are ambitious. Trying is always important no matter what!
What path is that?

But that's but a phase in the plan. I get them comfy with me holding sexual power over both of them, and then I hit them with a bamboozle and drop them like a hot potato for someone else.
He who smelt it, dealt it.

That does sound like you, going nuts and disappearing for a while. Course, you always come back :^). You'd just be the crazy one in the relationship like jack in will & grace!

Grade school colloquialisms now? You're sounding quite…normalfag there.

Just general IT shit. I was a wiz with my old shitty computer. Learned a lot from just tinkering with it both hardware and software mostly to just push out a better frame rate on my vidya. It was still my main rig until about 2014. Now I am using it as a media server.

I know my goals won't be completed in my life time unless there's some major advancements in life extension but what I can do is set the groundwork for what I want to happen.

It just adds a little spice to relationships.
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Ahhh ok, so CCNA styled stuff then!
Sounds pretty good to me imo.
You ever set up an NFS server?

Man I bet a relationship between you and belrose would be interesting to watch.
>REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

:^)

Who knows. Maybe I'll drop Tor and Joey to fug Bel.

I was gonna ask who'd be the one doing it to who, but lets be real, Bel wants to be a girl already. And hes a trap.

The real question is who would be the crazy one in the relationship, you or him?

I have in practice thanks to VMs and shit but not in a real circumstance. I know how to do it and I've been meaning to set up my media server with ubuntu or FreeBSD but I've been too lazy to implement it. It's still using an outdated version of Win7 with Plex because I'm just running an external HD off it. I'll probably set it up properly when I do get a hard drive that's larger than 2tb.

You wouldn't. Would you? You madman.

>Larger than 2tb
Man, I wish I had one larger than 2tb. Or imagine a 2tb SSD? That'd be amazing

>Would you
He wouldnt
I joke, but bel is too much evevn for huey, though between the two of them it'd definitely be fun to watch

I would prefer a 2TB RAID 1. Barely any chance for corruption thanks to data mirroring.

True but nowhere near as fast as an SSD would provide, just redundancy. Though redundancy is nice, especially so you dont gotta worry about losing everything.

I've had a hard drive fail on me so I've been afraid of data loss since then. I lost a lot of stuff from 2006-2010 because of it.

I should head off to bed. I think I got my RAID levels wrong but fug it. I can't be bothered looking them up again. Enjoy your mornings.

Only time would say how it would end. It would probably end with me somehow convincing him to kill himself on a real bad day.

Loss of control has no end.

Nah you were right I think. Raid 1 is a mirror drive.
Also nitey nite

Oh wow, you're still awake? I thought you passed out.

>Kill himself
Doubt it, he'd probably just
Get you to hold his hand
Pat his head
And the other thing

I wish I passed out. I'd hold his hand so hard he'd want to end it all.

Just hold his hand?
Here I figured you'd go all out

>Wish i'd passed out
Why not pass out for a bit then?

>implying I wouldn't be cuddling him and holding his other hand as well
I'm eating.

niggers

Shoo shoo pedo Holla Forums

But with all this your new reason to live would be Belrose

Anything good?

Be nice rape spider

For shitposting, I will go to the ends of the earth. No.

I'm the nicest nice that has ever nice'd the nices

Not when you're a pedo Holla Forums user.

At no point did I see you mention what you were eating there. Stop holding out on me nigger.

Choose one.

That pic is adorable

ur mom m8 :^)

well I haven't raped anyone yet so

But you are a pedo.

Don't be ridiculous. We've already established you like boys. My moms a girl. If anything you'd go for my dad! At least be consistent!

So you're a nice spider?

I'm a wolfspider

But I kill wolfspiders

you'll have a time killing me

jesus fucking christ that pic is disgusting as fuck

Last post.

nop

What a shame. I even had a perfect crop for the last post.

3bads

9bads

nu

You could be having this conversation on >>>/4am/1601

you could be sucking my dick

Last for fox grils a qt.

nu u

FOX PUSSY
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fox bp or no deal

Nah m8.

nah yah nay

yeah m8

lets agree to disagree and accept that I've won

Nice try, but I am not falling for your Bugs Bunny style trick.

you are falling for it

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It's not happening man. Spider will never let you rest.

could rest in my bed

You could rest in my /4am/. You know you want to. We have shitposting.

what kinda restan?

Comfy.

what kinda comfy?

Comfy comfy.

Spiders don't have penises.

comfy comfy sounds comfy

they do but you don't