TB show without TB

Of course, that goes without saying.

videogames are objetively better than sex, drugs or human relationships.

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we're all actually a bunch of rogue text parsing AIs. you're the only person here.

I stopped watching TotalCuckold when he started banning people from chat for complaining about the feminism in esport segments.

They had done 45-50 minute long segments of pure kvetching for the last like 6 episodes, and it was boring as fuck each time.
Someone posted "not this feminism crap again" or something similar, and TB immediately took time to silence the other hosts, ban the person, and chastise them, telling them they didn't deserve to give him money (his chat is all people who pay 5 dollars a month to his twitch)

I'm fine with the guy being able to do whatever he wants with his channel and believe whatever he wants, but when an e-beggar starts telling people they don't deserve to give him money for his "job", I just can't let that slide.

The man hadn't put out a single decent video for months before this happened, with the podcast pretty much being his only okay content, it's not even like he slaves over videos and puts out the best quality shit possible, he fucking sits in from of a camera, talks for three hours, and gets free money. He doesn't even edit these things, and yet he has the gall to act high and mighty, dictating what others are "allowed" to say in his little feel-good bubble.
It's absolutely disgusting.

AIs eh?
How do you feel about Ice Cream?

Nah, he doesn't look nearly sick enough to only have 6 or so months left. I'd wager 3-4 years, unless his cancer decides to fuck with him in a major way.

it's trash, with or without the cuck

don't hotlink this e-celeb slime

it makes my circuitry sticky and attracts ants.

Wrong answer buddy, you just proved that you're not an AI.

I'll be honest if I knew I was gonna die I'd try to sneak into Best Korea and give Kim Jong Un a beatdown, I'd like to actually pummel him to death for no other reason than he's got an incredibly punchable face.

Is this even in anyway feasible.

when exactly was that? all i know is he told someone to get cancer pretty much like we tell each other to kill ourselves all the time. it was just an insult to some random faggot. kill yourself

Possibly. Wasnt there that one basketball player that went to best korea and met kim jong un?

That would be Dennis Rodman you are talking about.

how many painkillers would you need to not feel your bones shattering in a thousand places at once? would you even be able to stand at that point?

i really liked him when he was doing wow shit but he quit in cata for obvious reasons and devoted his channel to reviews which didnt really suit well with me but the podcasts were pretty good to put on in the background while playing vidya, too bad if hes dead the podcast is going to turn to shit.

Im amazed anyone can actually stomach the podcast, back 2 years ago when I still watched his videos, even then I couldnt stomach the podcast garbage.

You have made a strong enemy today, I'll meme magick'd your own demise my friend.
Beware :^)

Do what he did. Meet kim, get him alone, and punch him, easy.

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It's nice background noise for me at the office while I'm finishing my end of the week shit.

Though Jesse and Dodger could carry the show on their own and probably will soon enough.

You could pick literally any other podcast or I guess even twitch stream to listen to. Even just listen to DotAlikes or Hearthstone or something. It can't be worse than this fucking podcast.

Didn't that Dodger chick finger herself while her webcam was on without noticing?

about 5k tourists are allowed into DPRK every year, but you have to fly to Beijing first and then take a second plane from there. You don't get a stamp on your passport either.

Most other podcasts are total shit in my experience. I'm not saying co-optional is good, but they actually talk about videogames.

I tried watching push to shout, but the dumb shits never talk about the games because they don't want to spoil them, and they only play old shit most of the time.

Seriously, if you've got something better that goes up weekly and can kill 3 hours of my workday, do tell.

Never heard that. I know there's a lot of faggots who watch her stream just to see her feet though.

Y-you too

I don't understand. Why not kill Hillary or George Soros or Martin Schulz?

So you mean slightly better than the cooptional.
Just listen to twitch streams.

That's fucking retarded.

What, is the radio not good enough for ya?

It's his face.
He's got that pudgy asian face.

Not really. Some twitch streams are really good to listen to while doing other shit.

Not as retarded as listening to the cooptional

Because Soros would just regenerate from his detached tail and Hilldog would be cloned

I prefer podcasts for background, but I can't stand video game podcasts anymore. It's always dogshit.

Now I just listen to the TRS podcasts. At least they have actual discussion about shit that matters/ is interesting. I can't stand hearing four people talk about which game is good, I just play them myself instead and figure it out.

Any cellphone has an mp3 player where you can listen to videogame music. There is even less of an excuse to listen to the radio.

Radio is 70% commercials.

I'd rather listen to Dodger talk about her Bulma collection than listen to some braindead burnout play the latest meme game and thank people for giving them money for doing nothing.

So you have shit taste like everyone expected and would rather worship e-celebs.

Ice cream? I love ice cream!

Now this is an AI.

And you're a hyperbolic faggot making wild assumptions and offering no better alternatives.

You say you like to eat e-celeb shit. Assuming you have shit taste after saying you prefer to eat e-celeb shit is not a wild assumption.
I've given at least three. Go back to whatever hellhole you came from. It sure isn't here.

radio.therightstuff.biz
Common Filth
Red Ice Radio
Radio Aryan

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Fuck off already. You sound like a displaced 9gagger trying to fit in.

Dubs to the rescue.

Seems about right when a shit-eater who doesn't belong doesn't want to admit how much he loves to each shit.

For a faggot suggesting that I listen to people playing Dota and Hearthstone, you sure have a high opinion of yourself.

As I said: Seems about the right kind of response when a shit-eater who doesn't belong doesn't want to admit how much he loves to each shit.

He's in partial remission according to a tweet 5 months ago.

Darn it! How unfortunate of me to have caught the attention of a memer on this dreadful day! Such a terrible day it's been as well, perhaps I really should just kill myself and end this pointless charade. Oh, but not yet.

Our ancient god might be that of darkness and chaos but he is also the bringer of light. After all, what is chaos if not everything? Death, life, darkness and light. Destruction and creation. Without one or the other, there is no chaos. Without chaos, there is nothing.Therefore, chaos is everything. Our god is everything and surely, mercy is a part of everything. So, I pray to great kek, I ask for mercy, knowing full well I will be ignored for I am but a pawn in his infinite game of chaos. However, it does not bother me. I know that even mercy will come to me still, for there is no chaos if the scale can't tip and there is nothing if there is no chaos. Should we seek it, we will find it. And then, we will lose it. That is chaos and chaos is kek.
So I beg of thee, spare me your curses, oh great sage. The scale will tip and kek will sing the unfathomable song of chaos. Sooner or later the pendulum will swing your way as well.

Praise be unto kek and may our memes bring us a bright future.

jesse and dodger are okay, but they can't lead a show at all

what are some good vidya related podcasts/background noise?

soundcloud.com/the-collective-podcast
soundcloud.com/industry-workshops

swordandscale.com/

youtube.com/playlist?list=PL8zM6MComJ2vDNnzr-zNYtOQFnnw-2QN1

youtube.com/watch?v=Y021WAdUlW8&list=PLmxVcmelZcRSbi4VFVrg_pPcMMEKmyFaS

regular features used to be good, but i imagine matt lees ruined it at this point

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Jim quit making videos
give it like 6 months and he'll start up a new channel again

Couldn't have said it better myself. That was the exact moment I dropped that podcast as well. Fuck TB

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Dodger can carry my erection on her thicc thighs

if you're gonna be autistic like that you may as well listen to something that is both entertaining and educational

It's less shit but at least it has Cox to carry the podcast. If Dodger is on the helm, it's gonna be shit. Not only is she shit at video games even more shit than TB and Cox, and that's saying something., she has gradeschool level humour and trash taste in video games.

If she's good for anything, it's probably pic related.

It's more shit, rather.. Not less. Fuck.

of course she's shit at games, they only keep her around to suck and fuck

too bad she married a Britcuck
The Eternal Anglo, fucking one sullies the body as bad as fucking a nigger

At least her husband is hot.
Imagine her marrying TB or Cox.

Why do people keep spreading these "fakes" of badger
that's not her sucking dick, there's the full video somewhere and the point of view makes it look like her but its nothing like her from front

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Yes it is.

Prove it

oh, you know Cox has been trying to hit that for year, you can see the despair in his eyes, but at least Jesse has a decent personality and looks like a dude you could have a beer with
TB only managed to get a woman because she was fat and already had a kid. Used, sub-par goods is the best he could afford

obviously you haven't had any good drugs.

I'd probably go on a rape rampage with +10 pills of viagra

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beautiful

didnt his wife lost weight? she probably already has a replacement for him. fuck, that kid is not even his own. he will die and leave nothing but shit jewtube channel filled with butthurt and anger.
never get married never raise another man's child never be british.

So many Keks if his replacement is black.

probably a paki or "asian" as the britcucks say.

He's pretty young in comparison to other cancer patients so he'll have at least half a decade left.

I just like hearing about new games or occasionally games i'm currently or have played.

It was pretty fucking awful during one cast without TB and it degenerated into an hour of complaining about and psychoanalyzing why people are mean on the internet.

TB can make good points when his pro-fag lib bullshit isn't the topic. When that shit comes up he loses his goddamn mind and starts spouting

you should get married, but have the woman give birth to your own child
There is literally no use to such a commitment if you don't leave anything behind, it's wasted energy, money, and time to raise someone else's genetic stock, and it makes you a laughingstock among the entire community you belong to

Do you know that most women who get divorced and remarry have the new guy's kid pop out within a year of that marriage? TB has been with this chick for like half a decade and they're in their mid 20s, meaning she's in her prime birthing years, and still nothing. He's so turbo-beta that he failed to despite the all circumstances being on his side

At this point totalcuck has no choice but to become a sellout and accept those big fat review checks and make big money before he kicks the bucket.

And leave his wife and a son that is not his with every single cent he has made so she can find someone else without cancer to marry

try early 30s

Why even have kids? They're annoying little shits.

Because then what are you left with when you're old?

its been a few years , but I remember TB saying he was like 25 maybe two or three years ago. Maybe my memory is wrong. Either way, if she's under 35 she should still be fully operational in the baby-making department, and he biological clock should be telling her to make another one

they're annoying little shits when they belong to someone else. When they're yours, they're still kind of annoying, but your parental instinct takes over and more rewarding than annoying 9 times out of 10

Jesse has a gf tho

he got that gf only after Dodger moved in with the britbong

She (the one next of TBs wife) is definitely better looking than dodger imo

He's doing fine, can everyone just calm down?
He's streaming right now:
twitch.tv/totalbiscuit

This, I lasted 2 seconds. That bitch dodger started speaking and I just nope'd the fuck out.

Wish he wouldn't die.

the one holding the book? Yeah she looks pretty good, if a bit chinky
TB's wife looks like someone sculpted her face by beating it with a shovel

most of the thread seems to either wish he'd die sooner or doesn't care. I don't really see more than like 3 anons saying he's good.

ah so hes streaming cancer live. white fat cucks, a jew, a nigger, and a jav porn cunt. wow quality content.

nicely put user
I made webm out of that ban there was also recent drama with nostalrius (webm2) and him and his wife trying to silence reddit critic of him

Genna even tweeted that no matter how many parental locks she puts up, TB still finds a way to read comments about how he's shit and failure of a person.
One of these days he's gonna read more than usual and just commit seppuku, of course he'll make a whiny vine/tweet about it as well.

Looks like all the chemo made his beard fall out. He looks sickly as fuck.

TB and his whole circle go to fucking shrinks to help 'cope with the mean ppl on the internet'

yeah its weird that he is dying and his wife is trying to lose weight

I thought the gf is made up how do you know for sure its her

Holy shit.

No I want him to die as soon as possible

The only thing totalasscancer did well was supporting #GG, otherwise he'd be still known as a fucking retard.

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kek'd heartily

Right on my white brother. Get redpilled.

Cant be worse than your average nigger.

He's still the closest you'll get to "objective journalist" though.

Funny, it wasn't any better with total balding caner.

No.

But can it be better than your average nigger killer?

Damn TB's wife slimmed down so much, she was getting huge. She sees the writing on the wall for TB.

Not really, no.

How so? I'm genuinely curious.

what's wrong about that comment? he's just being honest. instead of the "

What a fucking whore.
Fuck you.

If people pay you to show up at an event, you're gonna show up at the event. It's free money for him, considering he has to deal with raging autists all day regardless of whether or not he stays at home.

Well, that's how chemo works. The doctors just gamble on the fact that the cancer dies before you do.

One less Labour voter. We all know how he got that arse cancer.

or you know, she's losing weight due to being stressed out about her husband dying.

…okay maybe. I'm a bitter man, sorry.

the statement is correct, but its an example of TB's high horse attitude. The dude is a major egotist, and that comment is not just saying "I'm not your friend", its him actively taking the opportunity to brag about how amazing he is.

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Consider the fact that we have some vestigial organs. Are we less evolved because we no longer use them? Think of religion as a vestigial organ. Also, converting text to binary is boring.

This is the guy that called Blood Dragon misogynist. When you've internalized SJW language that much that you call BD misog, then you're long past objectivity.

could be
I believe their food habits made it much worse
she also got gastric bypass that surely helped a lot

and yeah im a cunt that hates but I do not wish cancer on him

He once said that not providing a review copy doesn't equal blacklisting.
Then his bf fatfuck sterling didn't get a review copy of some FF game and he went on to his defence claiming square was black listing him.
Objective journalism and hypocrisy and double standards don't mix.

that fridge is disgusting. Yeah they have a kid, so they're gonna have a bit of junk food around, but that entire fridge is junk food. Keep in mind TB has also stated multiple times that he drinks nothing but sugar-filled Powerade instead of water because "water tastes bad"
I wouldn't be surprised if his diet had something to do with how he got his cancer, and even if it didn't, he was steady on the road to diabetes anyway

>Libcucks are still this furious

Jesus Fucking Christ that has to be the most unhealthy fridge I have ever seen. No wonder they're fat and sick.

gtfo faggot

There is a ton of food that one could pretend is heathly in there. I see he is a complete moron along with his wife.

Money and a slightly less broken body and mind than you normally would've

suuuure there is

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This nigga want to eat rotten/infested/sprouting vegetables. You take that shit down into a cold cellar.

funny that when I watched cooptional he always had some candies and soda with him

Holy shit that looks more like the fridge of a 12 year old that stole his dads wallet and went to the store rather than a fucking 30-somthing year old.

I store my fruits and veggies in my fridge, you know, where there's a big drawer with a moisture slider for veggies?
Potatoes CAN be kept in a pantry, but only if you're going to eat the entire bag within a week.
Everything else needs to be in the fridge because tomatoes, onions, avocados, apples, all that shit is going to go bad in a few days unless you only buy like 3 of each at a time.
The only things that can survive being in a pantry for more than like 5 days are bags of grains, bread, cans, and cereal.

This pic is some grade A certified bullshit from someone who has never eaten veggies.

Oh boy, so the cuck grew up in the Cult of Niceness, who would have thunk?

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These are pre-recorded videos in a playlist, child.

You mean he's already fertilizer?

She's pretty good actually, I'd tap dat.
I'm quite happy Jesse found himself something nice as he isn't as fucking miserable as goddamn Totalcancer all the time. At least Jesse can still laugh and is someone who I'd share a beer with, but living with TotalCancer must be depressing.

Jesse's GF's twatter: twitter.com/leilaidrissova
She looks like one of those ruskie-nip halfbreeds, and her name sounds like it too.

heh

yeah she's pretty good looking. I feel happy for the guy, he and crendor and really the only people from that cancerous group that I genuinely have no ill will towards.
I know he's a lefty and sometimes says stupid shit on Cox n Crendog, but it really just comes across as ignorance, rather than being an actual faggot. He needs to lose some more weight though

I have a thing for disheveled white girls, so Toasterwoman is still the best looking one out of all of them for me. She needs to get Crendor to stop looking like a hobo though, motherfucker lost any semblance of personal grooming a while back

Who ate all the pies who ate all the pies.

just like in any other job, in media even more so having unpopular opinion is death sentence so everyone must follow the leftist dogmas

he reminds that mall cop guy on 3rd webm

Yeah, I think it's something to do with Crendor and Jesse not taking themselves too seriously and just seeming like normals guys who play games, whereas Dodger seems like a con artist exploiting weebfags since she's a girl who watches anime and TotalCancer is depressing to listen to.

Totally agree about Crendor being a fucking hobo. 1st pic is him in January this year.

I think she is she is totally clueless even with anime info and that should be her specialty
must be just the quirky persona that got her so far

Listening to Jesse, I get this notion that he's kind of miserable because of all the new media bullshit he has to put up with that forces him to travel constantly, and the fact that he's an older dude working in an industry made up of young hyperactive faggots.

Crendor lives in Chicago. Chicago is one of the most miserable places to live with the shittiest weather, terrible roads, and awful people. I don't blame the guy for staying indoors all the damned time.

They call that thursday in europe.

Probably, I did chuckle at that video. Still wouldn't be able to watch her every other day.

Jesse really does appear to have a difference in humour compared to other younger youtube fags, but I still think that he enjoys what he does and I imagine him as a jolly old man who tries to be hip with the kids.

Crendor and Jesse are what I'd imagine r9k robots to look like, but still, there is no excuse for looking like this. pic related.

bumperissimo

could be now that I think about it Jesse left Polaris network and seeing he had to do those shitty shows with Pewdiepie wearing silly onesie I would do the same