all this cs go tourney fag shit everywhere

I think OP is talking about CBS going to stream live CS:GO tournaments.

I love this PC bullshit.
Its so fucking racist and sexist that i can't help but laugh.
This one is literally "look! girls are just too dumb to compete against men, so we need to make this special competition so they get leveled".

all of the veterans are dead, whats the point of league, its literally sport, E-SPORTS :^)

Women in general are incapable of performing on the same level as men in vidya, purely because their reaction times are significantly slower. Exceptions do exist, of course.

So basically this competition is gonna end as soon one of those exceptions step in?

Oh I don't know. It's an awful game.

knowing how cuckk esports are it honestly would not surprise me if they gave woman a handycap

Depends on the game. If we're talking fightan or Quake 3 1v1, sure. If it's CS, that game is just as much about teamwork and coordination as it is about individual performance so a single outlier in your team will only go so far to help you win.

Are Women better than Men at anything?

CSGO is RNG, illusion of skill.

pic is cs source, after the 2010/2011 updates that broke the game so that GO would look better in comparison. It's even more common to get "hits that don't hit" in GO because they made server side recoil patterns different from client side, so good LUCK!

being woman I suppose

l-let's hope they're trans

Just an unfortunate coincidence, I'm sure

m8 CS is that game where any decent sniper wins a round alone against a full team

Don't let a woman do an autist's job.

What's scary is that is debatable.

caked on makeup, body killing drugs that cut life in half and a penis

na woman are still better at being woman

what?

He may be an embarrassingly naive britcuck, but he has made some hilarious fucking documentaries.

be gone saggy misshapen beast
for age will not spare you the ravages of time
and they shall come upon ye worse than on any woman
but not worse than me shovel in ye face

that one about trans kids made me really fucking angry

not it isnt faggot

mental ill faggots will never have the skin and smell of a woman, or be able to have sex without hours of preparation

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What drugs are they injecting into trannies that half their lifespan?

I find it hard to believe doctors would willingly inject something into their patients that would half their fucking lifespans just because they're deranged and believe they're women.

what is that smell?

Lower body strength(by a very low margin) and pain resistance(debatable).

Which is why you have flashbangs, smokes and nades.

A year ago there was a regression made in the client where the random inaccuracy for each shot used the wrong RNG seed so where your bullets looked they were going client side was not where they were actually hitting server side.
It's been fixed now, but CS:GO still has a lot of fucking problems.

I'm pretty sure you would be fooled if you met in RL.

hormones all the tablets and all that shit really fucks with your body

Yeast, tit sweat, and the lingering smell of a period shit all masked by overly expensive perfume and hair product.

Seriously, fuck those parents with a spool of barbed wire.

Do you have any clips from the johannesburg one? There was some excellent redpill material there.

reddit.com/r/GlobalOffensive/comments/3difpb/did_i_just_discover_a_thé_cause_of_hitreg_failure/

sorry for reddit link but it's the only result. Steam's news section absoulutely sucks for searching game updates compared to 2006. Now it's all clickbait for shit websites.

source is 2nd post down from valve employee

Both of these are wrong. Men have stronger lower bodies everywhere and I already know your "pain resistance" retardednes comes from "le childbirth meme" when they're completely fucked up by natural painkillers.

No. Neither of those are applicable.

I don't doubt that they're going to commit suicide when they start sagging at the ripe old age of 30 but I googled around and getting your lifespan halved by those hormones doesn't sound legit to me.

Into the gas chamber with all of these people.

As opposed to mental instabillity worse than women, man sweat, sweat under silicone implants, shaved beard every morning, regular shitstains on pants due to use of anal and smell of a dick.

I'd take the woman scent home any day.

confirmed virgin homo

that episode was really weird.

women are likely to put up with abuse from a dominant man, so yes I would say their pain resistance is higher. (men would simply fight back)

You're trying to apply logic to a woman, don't be a fool.

That has nothing to do with pain resistance you fucking retard.

You mean their asshole resistance?

I say bullshit on that. Normfags will still surround the gaming market when games like fallout 4 exists.

That is just as retarded as birth=pain resistence.

You are reading feminist articles to be that retarded, I hope?

"But Men are ignoring Womens lived experiences!"

God I even know what retorts they will use now.

This is the only entertaining female videogame player I've even seen.

When he mentions each race being a different species there's a good point in that. Literally no other animal is the exact same between "races" despite similarities. Dogs are a good example of this because despite the amount of crossbreeding possible, a chihuahua's never going to be the same as a great dane or have the capabilities of a blood hound, and pitbulls are naturally aggressive without proper training. Saying that humans can't be like that just because we can all communicate with each other is dumb, because animals can still somewhat communicate as well.

Toy breeds of dogs also don't tend to be as smart as larger breeds made for hunting or herding, so if you mix a chihuahua with a Cattle dog don't expect the offspring to be as intelligent as its parent.

Ignore all the niggers in the thread

The reason you are seeing so much CS GO shit is that recently the competitive scene got interesting, while brazillians have being dominating a few tournaments lately it is everybody`s game, there`s several good times active right now, all with good chances of winning, this makes watching the game fun, as oppose to what it was: 1 or 2 teams dominating the scene making results predictable and boring

tl dr- It`s a good time to be watching CSGO because there is a lot of good teams playing at the moment

This meme needs to die

I thought it was that kids were begging their parents for money to open lockboxes.

Did someone say
LEVELED?

:^)

You'd think kids would be playing TF2, the free to play game with pone.

It's kids that are the audience of the internet. You think adults would sit watching PewDiePie all fucking day? Fuck no.

kill yourself

Female teams are a PR stunt, females suck at e-esports, that`s not me talking, it`s statistics

I thought they looked like this.

One more so the faggot can go away

I'd like to see you prove this.

You are not comparing them to anything so I dunno how you consider yourself reliably explaining the situation.

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So they fixed them ?

I don't really get how the hitboxes can be considered fucked up if they are tighter to the body anyway, isn't it beneficcial to have the hitboxes as close to the player model as possible.

In reference to this image

Pretty much.

Now all they've got to do is unfuck their servers, last time I played you'd be lucky to hit anything with all the lag.

Guess what?
You are the problem.
I had no idea about this until I saw this thread and now I'm going to look up more info on this subject.

TheShillOwl explains to you, they fixed a lot of model/animation issues last year

See the gaps on the torso areas? That made a lot of game winning AWP shots not connecting, for instance

Add latency and you have bullshit moments, that`s not good gameplay, it just frustrating

If you're so peeved by latency and the minor effect it has when you miss someone's hitbox by 1 millimeter, might as well just play a game where everyone is a solid ball or stick figure so you can review your video and write more letters about how you got jipped a kill.

lol

looks more like CS:GO has better hitboxes to me

Sorry OP.

Watching people play videogames is cool now for some strange reason.

But hell everybody has their hobbies.

Why? Men are objectively better at both of these things.

user this was a serious issue with the game for a while. You'd empty mags into people and not kill them.
listen to

It's been "cool" since YouTube has been up.
People watch sports, people watch games.

That's a pretty big change, lots of work went into that, I wonder who was at fault with the earlier hitboxes and animations and who fixed it.

Suicide is a cause of death, as in, premature termination of lifespan. It has been proven that transexuals are statistically much more likely to commit suicide, therefore reducing their life expectancy, although the exact "half" figure might be debatable.

This isn't rocket science.

Adding clothing as a gameplay feature is the most unintuitive thing you can do to a FPS, if you see the enemy model, you need to be able to hit it

If anything the torso area was the only gameplay impact change, then old models have clear gaps where you should be able to hit, remember that they are holding a weapon in-game, so that makes a small chumk of their side a no-hit area

For a game where corner peek is a major gameplay element, where your side is the first exposed area and a the same time the model doesn`t correspond to what you can actually hit, yes that`s a fucking big issue

The cratemasters.

Who hurt you anons?
What did she do?

esports autism has spread like a plague ever since LoL hit it big. Its not going to die down any time soon.

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What else do you think kids do apart from watch pewdiepie and play minecraft?

CS has terrible shooting mechanics.

She played a match on my team.
If there's one thing I hate more than not winning, is loosing.

Ahhh a tryhard fuckboi.

All your work is still ahead of you.

Well, some has to user. Because once you know you have one on your team, everything goes to shit.

Did they fix the random RNG gun spread/have decent 30tic servers yet?

I remember people saying you can't "master" guns like in 1.6 because of the RNG spray as well as valve being cheap cunts and only having 50tic in pubs/ranked, meaning your average person has to deal with shit lag because the billion dollar company is skimping out

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i dunno, it's like putting a controller on your cousin's hands except they can't hear you laughing at them. ruins the fun

Yeah, no. The only thing they can improve with whoremoans is skin and smell depending on what they take, but even that's not everything.

Old 1.4-1.6 Clan/Tourney memeber here. Its been this shit since day one.
If you are really bored, watch the doc on jewtube called FRAG.
Once the suits and posers got in, it allw ent to hell. I still cant believe MOBAS are the biggest thing to come out of that scene, its fucked up.

kid is a huge faggot but the mom is just as bad

only pretending to be retarded?

and for some reason they're shit at the game they show off their skills at

Not to mention they chose joke characters and fucked around the whole game

Why does this keep happening?

Disgusting

kek

we all know it's still better than guys though, when i was getting my cs grad the whole thing smelled like cocks and buttholes.
And there was also your usual fatty with his sweat aura that soaks you if you stay too close for too long

jesus that guy has so much makeup the only way he's passable is with lossy video compression created in the 90sd and low resolutions

E-sports is the cancer killing multiplayer games.
Support or deny this thesis clearly then state your reasoning in 50 words or less

A miracle happened.

i thought with CS:GO valve was just delusional, but it's good to confirm that they're making shit games on purpose. Takes some weight off my back

Money, kikes and more money.

I can't wait to see in the next 10 years the amount of guys who end up marrying trans chicks and find out much later.

It's going to be laugh city.

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the amount of guys who could do that is rather limited, seeing as not many men are blind, deaf, have no arms and legs and spent their childhood in a dark cave while still managing to get married and only have sex "much later" all at once

come on user, post the gay orgy porn they make together.

No one waits until marriage to have sex anymore retard.

When they catch him shaving they'll figure it out

where do you think you are, user?

You and everyone like you will be executed.

in a christian imageboard of course

sounds like some guys have been fooled before

Except trannies because no one would touch them.

when theres enough money thrown at it, its suddenly an e-sport. its completely meaningless, even Blizzard is calling their latest shitpile an e-sport even though the skill ceiling is low as hell.

if you live in the west you will lose half your posessions/money when the woman inevitably files for divorce

until death do us part, user.

You’re a worthless sack of shit who perpetuates genocide.

then don't legally marry.
Problem solved

this user speaks the truth

modern women worthy of a marriage/saint treatment are a rarity

oh user i wish i was blissfully ignorant as you.

You know you can marry without having that bullshit right? If the woman you wanna marry denies it you know what she is after, so it's is a failsafe too.

fenoxo.jpg

What's the problem, mang?
If what women want is a superior being to rely on and men want others to protect, then so be it. Assert your dominance and make her want to need you.
Remove no-fault divorce from the equation and she no longer has boundless legal power over your property

most countries consider couples that live togheter for too long legally married, also good luck finding even a well-intended woman that won't want marriage or to live togheter unless you wish to put an expiration date on your relationship

personally, looking for an inferior being is a complete waste of time and being a fucking white male makes it hard to find a woman that's better than me at shit i care about or like though

I would to see how bad they were and the cringe worthy moments.

I'm not sure how source is, but some 3D engines use bubbles or long rounded pipes as hitboxes because the sphere shape is better optimized for collision in 3D space.

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as opposed to what other kind of creatures? robots?

simple truths in the video, but to convice normalfags you have to think for them not provide them what to think about like in the video

If you live with a woman for a certain women you could be eligible for "common-law" marriage

Judges have been known to throw out pre-nups if the wife has good lawyers.

I really want an all female pro team to fight the male one just to see the males crush them.

I mean did you know that Australia womens soccer team lost to an under 15 boys one?

Shit's fucking hilarious, I really just them to throw down to put an end to this farce once and for all.

Why does everyone in that picture look like they're a 40 year old male missing a chromosome?

This is a Christian imageboard.

They want qt gamer girlfriends who are as good at games like they are. They also dream of companionship with someone that they can share their hobbies with.
Life is lonely for some enthusiasts.

Being lustful, and that's not a positive thing. A man can remove all the sexual, deviant thoughts from his mind, and become completely logical, absolutely celibate, but a woman can not.

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nigga that's called a boyfriend

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It's on TV now, so the Hollywood Jewing is in full effect.
At least Shaq and Barkley had some banter about their shitty licensed games afterward.

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There was this one you posted, listed as Whites in his Weird Weekends series, about people who don't want to get Rhodesia'd. Then there's the Law and Disorder in Johannesburg about the lack of policing, mob justice, hijacked apartment complexes, and the private security contractors clearing them out. The one floating around here with the nigger talking about cutting throats is from the latter.

Weird Weekends is the best, though. It's more fun when he actually gets involved in the weird shit he interviews.

Actually bailey jay looks cuter without make-up, I don't have a picture but if you google you can probably find a video.

CS:GO ranked is a fucking joke. You can make it to fairly high ranks (DMG, LE) just by grabbing a P90 and rushing every other round to throw off your opponents. Combined with the low tick servers, underage playerbase and abundance of smurfs and cheaters? You have a real fucking mess of a ranked ladder.

I guess that's why all the real good players play in private leagues and ranked systems, right?

The Nuclear Negro try to warn us, yet nobody listened

Scarlet is not an exception and neither is Ricky. There both MtF

It's a pretty inferior weapon to AK/M4, it is pretty damn easy to use though but once you face people who know what they are doing you'll end up on the losing side more often than not.

sure thing, goon.

could you subhumans just kill yourselves

In a Western post-Industrial society where disgusting acts like adultery and homophilia are encouraged, and where marriage and family are treated like fashion statements.

i came here to post nonsense on purpose not to feel user

At least society as vapid and incendiary as this will crash and burn soon for the better, right?
Right?
It won't be replaced by a group worshiping bible fanfiction, right?

Oh god, this.

I'd give my left nut for a girlfriend that plays counter-shit and can outplay me.

Luckily I got a boyfriend who's down to play counter-shite. He's so bad, though.

Either way. boyfriends > girlfriends

Sarina Williams challenged any male player to take her on.

They guy who accepted that challenge was like the 232nd best ranked male player in the world.

He demolished her.

those are the worst

atheist here, pls bring christians back and i don't mean left wing shitheads who play pretend and support faggot rights or name themselves after the movement that follows jesus while completely ignoring his teachings. I want the conservative society envisioned in the bible and those who follow it

It did die out. It died in 2012 when csgo didn't give a SHIT about the competitive scene.

It took a year or 2 until the professionals convinced the csgo dev's that they'd both profit from esports if they dealt microtransactions with souvenirs or insignia to support a team.

Put a fucking sticker of your pro team on your csgo gun, costs like 2$, and 5$ if its holographic. The team gets like 20% profit while the dev's get something like 60-80% profit.

Millions of shekels were gathered in this scheme, and the dev's learned to finally pour money into esports and hype teams up via advertisements everywhere and in game.

Nobody gave a fuck 2012-2014, it all splurged when the dev's tapped into their casual pool - which is what the csgo dev team was aiming to make the game for "We need to make this game have a broader market appeal, wider range of players" I.E. water down mechanics and make pro's skill ceiling low and let kids fuck pro's with the poor mechanics even if they practice for a year.

And collusion of game mechanics via NiP and csgo dev's 2012-2014 let NiP claim top spot in all tourneys. They discussed mechanic improvements and ideas privately. Fuck csgo and the dev's, they are all gay.

They should have done this with 1.6 in 2008-2012 to make the good game better. No more discussion of this shit, I just told you the whole story.
hltv.org is the website that follows all cs events if you csgo faggots love esports. Which I don't anymore.

That would be for the best, but fuck man, I don't think that would happen. Too much power is held by people who benefit otherwise, and as the saying goes, the world will be inherited by the cockroaches.

Also if you are talking about women in CS, yea that has been a thing since probably 2006. There were some decent female players across the nations and the years in 1.6.

But let's laugh that they get cozy sponsorships and paid travel to certain events for free. Most people just ignore it, and some male pro's date the female pro's, since they'd travel to events and things, from what i've heard over the years.

You bet your ass once being a SJW goes out of style we'll have something even worse trying to take away our freedoms
Globalization was a mistake

nanny states were a mistake

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dick was obvious from first pic

second one made me think we were getting some rose in the mix though

Where we're going? We don't need hands to fap.

my man tits are bigger than his, although i'm not as skinny

0/10

>he doesn't see the lactation

I'm sure we will. Fucking sucks.

That's gay user.

i'm retarded
if everyone goes to sleep over here i can post my guy boobs though

Good, because I need them both to tell you to kill yourself instead.

So is someone going to tell me what's wrong with competing? Is this an epic new meme that the invading reddit casuals are spreading?

it's quite simple really

for anything that people do to pretend they are retarded someone out there actually believes it

did the kitchen burn or what

is it really hard for the hitboxes to be decided by pixels?

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This.

lmao. You worship a being who threw Lilith out of the garden of Eden because she wanted to be equal to Adam, who cast out Samael for feeling sympathy for her, got pissed at his two 'perfect' creations because Lucifer gave them self awareness, and the holy text of which draws from an old Jewish tome where Azazel is evil because he gave man fire.

That aint for me man.

yeah you're completely unable to breed without a costly ceremony and some religion.

Says the faggot that wants to live like an animal and does not have a problem with anyone from his family to be fucking sluts by sleeping with everyone in their vicinity. Fucking cuck.

Its an issue that its realistic and allows you to bait foes with a part of your clothes so they fire and reveal their position? Kill yourself.

Not even at that.

that's really fucking gay bro. You're fucking gay. Holy shit, why are you so fucking gay? It's hard to hear you speak because there's so many fucking dicks in your mouth you fucking sausage stuffer, holy shit does your mother know how much of a queerosaurus rex you are? Go back to 4chan you fucking fudgepacking homo.

he's hiding his adam's apple

Everything is hidden except his balls

She has fucking shoulders like a goddamn gorilla

You're a fucking faggot the likes of which never has been seen. Futa is fucking gay, traps are fucking gay, trannies are straight up fucking degeneracy.

Futa isn't real. Don't compare it to that other shit, faggot.

Don't do this to me user.

I'm currently getting over some major tranny heartbreak.

Manipulation.

You're fucking gay

He is gay.

Why doesn't he embrace the gay.

Fascists are like commies. They lack the will or wit to think on their own and attach themselves to dead failed ideologies.

Yes yes you're gay you're racist blah blah blah. Do you think leftist-tier worldsalad has any power here?

Also it's not my fault you can't differentiate a fictional creation from real life mentally ill faggots. Kill yourself.

youre baiting me. that's gay.

We all know how these threads must end.

It expanded because people wanted rare skin drops.

Kms

Do you feel beautiful.
Have you accepted yourself?
Are you comfortable in your own skin?

By the elder gods what is this faggotry!?

If you feel angry, insecure, frustrated due to your desire.

It's okay to explore the person you are, do not have shame.
We all have our urges.

What a loser mentality. Rather a man should never be happy and always look to others and themselves to be the best version of themselves that they can be.

Keep your dangerous suicidal mindset to yourself.

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Here we go.

Bruh, that's not in the Bible, Old Testament, or in the Tanakh at all.

Your story came from a satirical legend adapted from the Garden of Eden story.

You're fucking stupid if you compare yourself to others.

I do agree about continually improving yourself though, since being a conformist is just as bad.

Woah fuck, when did the spoiler image change?

Shits about to get intense.

Get in here

It's as good as it looks.

sauce on 3rd?

Yes I am a giant faggot

Oh, alright. Even so, you're still worshipping a guy who genocided cities and made some guy's life hell to win a bet with satan.

Really? Yahweh is fucking terrible.

Ehh?? Have you seen a trans vagina?

It's an imploded hairy ballsack only 3 inches deep.

Really, anyone retarded enough to not realize deserves to not pass on their genes.

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I know a transgirl.

She has a fuck buddy who doesn't even know.

The future just looked a little brighter.

Trannies get facial hair permanenly removed by laser

fucking retarded niggers

FUCKING THIS

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Laser sucks. Try electrolysis.

You are a fucking moron, they are shitty or mediocre at video games not even as good as the worst male player. This is video proof of this. Kill your self.

What?

That one's more expensive and not available in all countries. Laser gets rid of facial hair too in the end, only it takes more visits.

A for passable trannies, it's possible, but they need to have androginous features to begin with, and be relatively wealthy to pay for the many plastic surgeries. It can be some pretty drastic shit, like reshaping the fucking skull on the forehead and similar crap. After that you just can't tell without making tests for chromosomes or shoulders to hip ratio (and who the fuck checks that when meeting a chick that looks like she might put out?)

I highly doubt you'd wanna fuck a hermaphrodite.
Just like everything else in animus, real life is hideous when compared to it.

Well true hermaphrodites ones with both genital tissue are extremely rare, you as a man would have to get over the fact that the woman you are about to have sex with has a dick as well.

They're not real.

To become a hermaphrodite you not only need female and male genital tissue but you need them both to be functional. Those rare cases of people being born with both genitalia have one functional and one vestigial.

not only that, it's a disease not part of our species

That's the one. It's fucking ridiculous.

Giving birth and ruining everything.

Why are homos leaking out of their containment board recently?

yes all goyim are animals, only people believing in jewish religions are human.

yes marriage instantly keeps people from sleeping around.
if you aren't married you suddenly start having sex with everything around you.

huh.

One could argue that the prevalence of let's players and e-sports are a symptom of said decay :^)

I swear to god people make up the dumbest shit to sound knowledgeable. Why would the server even process bullet patterns at all?

Around dyed hair beware.

There's nothing wrong with competition. Playing lobbies only is dumb.

E-Sports and Competition are no longer synonymous.
When older games had a competitive scene, the people that participated and watched the coverage actually played the game, and the scene was much smaller.
Now it's the exact opposite, people are either not playing at all or getting into the game for the wrong reasons, not playing to improve but playing for stickers and 30 dollar paints.

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Please find a link user

Have you told your bf how you plan on leaving him in 10 years when you want to have kids biscum?

i would say color recognizion. thats why in the past grills where berry picker. they could see the shade of color of the poisones ones

this ?

if you didnt told me i would have stuck my pee pee in that

Its Holla Forums V reddit allover again.

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I wouldn't call Spawn "random".

lets bring this back to normal straight ok?

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That's the kind of shit that would turn men gay.

b-but there is a grill in the middle…is the golden rule user

I'm watching you, user.

Olympic shooting

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