Why do faggots keep picking shitty meme birds like emus and eagles and casowaries?

Why do faggots keep picking shitty meme birds like emus and eagles and casowaries?

Yeah, they're OP shit (casowaries are broken shit) but I can zerg rush those faggots with the humble chickens/hens.

meanwhile you faggots can only summon one cassowarie I'll be making millions of hens and chickens, I can literally make some industrial farms and zerg rush with infinite units your meme emus.

chickens are the trully master race.

Pick those meme teams, I'll be zerg rushing you on the ground while using a team of ducks as my navy and some few condors as top stump your eagles memes.

Stay pleb and wondering how low tier units rape you in the ass.

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This is a good thread.

Bloody hell, I put sage in the subject field. Shit.

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Let's take a moment to appreciate the Pukeko

Do you think you are funny making a knock off of a shit meme like Ed, Edd, and Eddy MMO? Pro tip: You aren't.

Immune to chicken zergrush bullshit, faglord.

You're almost as bad as the peacocks.

AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!
AAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!

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I meant an RTS like C&C or dawn of war where the units are livestock and the bases are enemy farms.

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snek is kill

Are we being raided?

Best troll pick.

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Birds are faggots.

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the thread is now vidya

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how did harpy happen?

Go back and sage the paid mods thread again, faggot

That's super gay.
Besides, everyone knows pelicans are best. They're big enough to take on chickens and they can carry more.

Chickens are cool too.

I don't care how many chicken you got bro.
I'm still going to make my way in there and steal all that you hold dear.

What you mean to say is this thread is for the birds

Frogfucius would be disappointed in you.

THE CITY WINGED RAT NEVER DIES

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Best thread on Holla Forums right now.

this tbh

Reddit pls go, that joke is ancient and it didnt even start with them

Any Kiwi mains here? Any idea how to improve my nest building skills?

I also just got a mate, isn't she a qt?

Pls rate

Get on my level.

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>mfw the damage keeps ticking on as I leave

There is potential for some game-breaking strats here.
Shame I'm not smart enough to figure them out

Man, Straya birds are saltmines.

>shits fucking everywhere the dog eats it so its okay
pigeon bro 4lyfe

BANTI

god-tier bird tbqh fam roflmfaoqwerty

And that's how I met the guy who started Occupy Wall Street.

Dodo master race

>>>/suicide/

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CARLOS NO

Funfact, in some places pelicans are now eating the young of other bird species due to lowered fish numbers
They also eat full grown pigeons

I have three American Kestrels in my house. Get on my level, faggot.

Birds are very important.

i-i can't even

How does it feel knowing just a few of these are nearly untouchable by you and can rout your "infinite" chickens with their Fear ability? Sure they're expensive, but considering their evasion and speed they're easily 10x better than chickens.

Third-rate garbage. Just a little bit cheaper than Seagulls but have no stats to speak of. I guarantee you that 2x Osprey and 30x Seagull can beat any combination of Duck/Condor on the water

forgot first pic

reminder that some seagulls are fucking huge and also eat other birds live.

Rainbow parrot fags need not apply.

All of you are retards.

Sparrows are best. The t-34 of the sky, fast, easy to replace and numerous.

Don't mind me, just bringing best bird into this thread.
Seriously, Eclectus's need more love. They're great birds

Plovers are the best
I mean its great when you manage to poison a flock of your opponents Emus
Of course I have a back up squad of Magpies though for the few resistant to poison

This is a Fair point but Wedgies are out classed by Plovers and Magpies

I bet you don't attack small aircraft without at least five other scrubs.

Enjoy your 1 damage hits

Plovers poisoning and good mobility makes it better than a wedgie, and Magpies have insane attack, not as much as a wedge tail but because of its mobility which is greater than both Wedgetail and Plovers you wont be able to get a hit in

Oh yes. Sparrows.


Magpies are the fucking Kike Unit of the game.

Hey guys what about the suicide bomber budgies, these stupid fucks slam into opponents so hard they break their necks in the process

nice kiwi trips friendo

Literally this.
Ducks are shit at flying, shit at running, shit at combat and only goodish in water.
Seagulls are the zerg of the sky.
If you want to swarm shit on land/water get geese. Fuckers have good damage and are pretty tanky for how cheap they are.

Bro bro bro bro Kiwis

inb4 "Muriat"

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potoo has a funny face

Button quails being cute as a button