Why do faggots keep picking shitty meme birds like emus and eagles and casowaries?
Yeah, they're OP shit (casowaries are broken shit) but I can zerg rush those faggots with the humble chickens/hens.
meanwhile you faggots can only summon one cassowarie I'll be making millions of hens and chickens, I can literally make some industrial farms and zerg rush with infinite units your meme emus.
chickens are the trully master race.
Pick those meme teams, I'll be zerg rushing you on the ground while using a team of ducks as my navy and some few condors as top stump your eagles memes.
Stay pleb and wondering how low tier units rape you in the ass.
Camden Gutierrez
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Lucas Bell
This is a good thread.
Brody Edwards
Bloody hell, I put sage in the subject field. Shit.
Benjamin Gutierrez
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Wyatt Peterson
Let's take a moment to appreciate the Pukeko
Ian Barnes
Do you think you are funny making a knock off of a shit meme like Ed, Edd, and Eddy MMO? Pro tip: You aren't.
Go back and sage the paid mods thread again, faggot
Xavier Gonzalez
That's super gay. Besides, everyone knows pelicans are best. They're big enough to take on chickens and they can carry more.
Dominic Kelly
Chickens are cool too.
Juan Rivera
I don't care how many chicken you got bro. I'm still going to make my way in there and steal all that you hold dear.
Joseph Jackson
What you mean to say is this thread is for the birds
Grayson Gutierrez
Frogfucius would be disappointed in you.
Eli Morales
THE CITY WINGED RAT NEVER DIES
Luis Diaz
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William Baker
Best thread on Holla Forums right now.
Brody Thomas
this tbh
Bentley Fisher
Reddit pls go, that joke is ancient and it didnt even start with them
Jeremiah Taylor
Any Kiwi mains here? Any idea how to improve my nest building skills?
I also just got a mate, isn't she a qt?
Pls rate
Charles Allen
Get on my level.
Justin Allen
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Eli Hernandez
>mfw the damage keeps ticking on as I leave
There is potential for some game-breaking strats here. Shame I'm not smart enough to figure them out
Jordan Robinson
Man, Straya birds are saltmines.
Henry Harris
>shits fucking everywhere the dog eats it so its okay pigeon bro 4lyfe
Jackson Rivera
BANTI
Jaxon Green
god-tier bird tbqh fam roflmfaoqwerty
Landon Russell
And that's how I met the guy who started Occupy Wall Street.
Levi Young
Dodo master race
Jackson Gutierrez
>>>/suicide/
Matthew Evans
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Anthony Morris
CARLOS NO
Jayden Adams
Funfact, in some places pelicans are now eating the young of other bird species due to lowered fish numbers They also eat full grown pigeons
Eli Cook
I have three American Kestrels in my house. Get on my level, faggot.
Matthew Wright
Birds are very important.
Justin Thomas
i-i can't even
Adam Martinez
How does it feel knowing just a few of these are nearly untouchable by you and can rout your "infinite" chickens with their Fear ability? Sure they're expensive, but considering their evasion and speed they're easily 10x better than chickens.
Third-rate garbage. Just a little bit cheaper than Seagulls but have no stats to speak of. I guarantee you that 2x Osprey and 30x Seagull can beat any combination of Duck/Condor on the water
Gavin Taylor
forgot first pic
Grayson Lewis
reminder that some seagulls are fucking huge and also eat other birds live.
Aaron Johnson
Rainbow parrot fags need not apply.
Jace Sanchez
All of you are retards.
Sparrows are best. The t-34 of the sky, fast, easy to replace and numerous.
Charles Moore
Don't mind me, just bringing best bird into this thread. Seriously, Eclectus's need more love. They're great birds
Julian Brooks
Plovers are the best I mean its great when you manage to poison a flock of your opponents Emus Of course I have a back up squad of Magpies though for the few resistant to poison
Evan Brown
This is a Fair point but Wedgies are out classed by Plovers and Magpies
Robert Long
I bet you don't attack small aircraft without at least five other scrubs.
Ethan Phillips
Enjoy your 1 damage hits
Angel Ward
Plovers poisoning and good mobility makes it better than a wedgie, and Magpies have insane attack, not as much as a wedge tail but because of its mobility which is greater than both Wedgetail and Plovers you wont be able to get a hit in
Samuel Myers
Oh yes. Sparrows.
Magpies are the fucking Kike Unit of the game.
Michael Carter
Hey guys what about the suicide bomber budgies, these stupid fucks slam into opponents so hard they break their necks in the process
Ethan Richardson
nice kiwi trips friendo
Josiah Sullivan
Literally this. Ducks are shit at flying, shit at running, shit at combat and only goodish in water. Seagulls are the zerg of the sky. If you want to swarm shit on land/water get geese. Fuckers have good damage and are pretty tanky for how cheap they are.