Webm thread

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But don't you understand user? We need to post these 20 webms of e-celebs and twitter SJWs doing exactly what we predict they would do along with 30 webms of stale memes and 95 webms of incredibly off-topic memes and cartoons just in case one user out of the hundreds that have already saved this shit loses their hard-drive, even if it means running through these threads so fast that we kill every single hard-drive used on hotwheels 2ch's servers.

Think of it as a public service.

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Hey don't look at me. I am just posting cats

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Why is DSP so salty?

I do have a soft spot for animal webmsexcept toucans. They're basically dumbass birds with large beaks glued on

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I was thinking about making more OC for these threads, then I remember there's that one faggot that floods the thread with shitty webms endlessly until it hits bumplimit.

Oh what do you know…

idk to be honest, I don't really follow youtubers and shit like that. My theory is that he is the kid of some rich guys. He is totally useless and can't do shit so his parents found a sponsor for him that pays him to do youtube videos. Now he hates himself because he doesn't even like video games but he also knows that he is shit at everything else? But that's just a guess.

people like my webm's, I see them getting reuploaded a lot, and sometimes even in other boards. So please speak for yourself. You got the option to filter my posts if you don't like them.

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Do you think you could stop posting and give the thread a chance to not be like every other thread? Thanks, buddy.

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stop lying to yourself

It's less about quality, and more about the fact that it's the same webms every thread.

silly user.

please… some of those webm's were created today and uploaded the first time into this thread.

Now that I think about it, I'm actually gonna try a re-encode of this in 480, since I think too much quality is killed in 720.

I probably should also stop picking so many high-movement things to webm

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he is teaching them to hunt humans!

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Maybe I'll tune in next week instead.

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Why do normalfags find this shit funny? I have friends that lose this shit over this garbage.

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That's fucking adorable.

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Episode? What the fuck are you talking about?

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Well, obviously our friendly neighbourhood thread spammer agrees with your normalfag buddies.

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sauce on these

Never mind, i removed my head from my ass and found it out on my own

good job I guess. If anyone else is interested, it's Game Maker's Toolkit.

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oh look, a faggot

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oh look, a combobreaker

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fucking stop, no one gives a shit about these webms

Because they're trying to do the same shit you're doing. Posting shitty webms

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what song is that guy listening to with the toucan? I know I've heard it before

wait, was Farcry 2 actually a good game?

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yeah well, actually no. I mean I enjoyed it, and I do not regret buying it, but it really is a pain in the ass sometimes.

Those are some mixed signals there. Is it worth a pirate?

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sure, why not. I would buy it again if they sold a remake.

The thing is not a lot of people like all the shit that is thrown at you in fc2, they find it exhausting.

I didn't create it, I downloaded it from a previous webm thread.

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I don't watch anime, I didn't even knew it was censored.

Ignorance is no excuse

Well if someone happens to have a uncensored version I would gladly replace it with mine.

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I don't get it, what exactly has been censored?

in the chinese cartoons, they censored the nipples in the TV, to sell the BD that has then.
Examples are, shimoneta and the monstergirl harem show.

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anyone have that webm of i think steve jobs in an old interview talking about why marketing people controlling companies instead of product people sucks?

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aren't these guys insufferable now?
I hope not because that was pretty funny.

shame they wasted it on pony shit. I imagine it wouldn't have been to hard to just draw and rig up caricatures of the people playing.

here you go.

They're becoming worse as they become less saltier and saltier

I liked they're walking dead play through though

Best fetish

Barely any porn.

getting raped by a qtgirl while a qtloli watches?

Has unreal tournament turned into shit now?
This is why i only play the original

Nah, the Link Gun now has a tertiary fire mode that latches on to the dude and yanks them towards you.

I think it costs a ton of ammo though.

Just getting raped by a qtgril is enough for me.

how!?

thanks, also checking these sweet dubs.

That shit's easy mode :^)

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I must be blind, all 3 look the same to me.

It has. You know dodge with only one button instead of double tapping because newbies had a hard time dodging. They have also added sprinting to the game because people thought that dodging to gain speed is retarded.

You move faster by sprinting than dodging.

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cant you see the damn nipples on Ana?

ut dodging isn't shit because newbies have a hard time with it, it's because it's rigid and poorly designed for a keyboard.

I only got 11m into it, but it was interesting

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Oh right, I made this a long time ago

I'm fairly certain you're just spreading lies now.

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I actually enjoyed it

Why would you ever make this? Who watches a Let's Play video and thinks "this needs more ponies"?

now I see it. Didn't realize they were missing in the first place. That shit looks retarded, why not just put some black bars over it?

I didn't notice because I was looking for something blurred or covered by a black bar.

I don't think so, chivalry uses the same dodge and it works for them too.

You doubt that there is sprinting in UT right now? Why don't you just google it?

epicgames.com/unrealtournament/forums/showthread.php?11831-Sprinting-needs-work-Here-s-some-ideas

This is literally the ponyfags motto

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m8, get the fuck out of here

I want this thing to bounce and spin on my dick.

I don't see a single post that says "Mate, wtf are you talking about, there is no sprinting in ut".

There is sprinting in ut, unless they recently removed it.

There are several threads about it.

epicgames.com/unrealtournament/forums/showthread.php?9295-Why-do-we-need-sprint

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That'd be 38 bucks plus tax and I assume shipping, plus the time and money spent modifying it with the vibrator from another plush. I'm sure you've already got everything else you need, though. Would still be cheaper than Bad Dragon, and probably more environmentally friendly, too.

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in the TV version, they censored stuff with an image of the SD characters to cover the naughty bits, then they released a version without the image censor but no nipples and the BD have the nipples.
The TV version with the image and audio censorship its more funny.

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I loaded it up and well, I guess I am wrong. There is "sprinting," but what it really is is just getting faster the longer you walk forward. It is really worthless, takes an hour for you to get any speed, you lose that speed if you go airborne at all, and dodging, even really badly, is still way faster.

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That actually sounds like a fun project to try. Not sure where I'd get the plush from the webm though.

I need more chipmunks

Chinese don't just make good cartoons.
Look at this detergent ad.

I'm a fucking Holla Forumsack and even I found that just racist.
Not that I have a problem with it mind you, it's just infantile.

The minute she shoved that nigger into the washing machine I knew he was going to come out light skinned

sanrio.com/characters-cinnamoroll/cinnamoroll-12-plush-softy is the official website but you may find better prices from resellers, or you could substitute talent for money and try to make your own, which could work if you need it to be larger or smaller than the regular size, and would allow you to get the opening right. Make sure anything you put in there can be taken out for cleaning. Just don't try whittling out a wood skeleton, and you should be fine.

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so the chinks manage to find the solution of the nigger problem?
No wonder they are the masterrace.

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Thanks. Don't think I have the skill to make a plush from scratch, so I'll have to work with what I can get.

You can take the dindu out of the nuffin, but you can't take the nuffin out of the dindu

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fug, i need to dowload that show and watch it with my brother

Actually, looking at that tutorial I just might be able to try that. Could use the practice and it'd probably be cheaper.

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thanks

Somebody give that poor toucan a better home.

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Go on…

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HOLY FUCK PLEASE STOP

You know better than to antagonize the trolls

I'm waiting user…

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Had to take a second to re find where I put the rest of the series and try to remember why they were all named "Family Vacation Hawaii: Scenes from Burbank part #."

I'm pretty sure Burbank isn't in Hawaii.

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Ok so Burbank is in California, which would make sense if it was an intermediary between where I live and Hawaii.

The problem is, it wasn't the whole family, and I know for a fact that the group that went didn't stop in Burbank.

So, when I went to post the rest of the series, there were files named pt 2, pt 3, and such, but the thumbnails showed live action, so I knew something was up, and moved them into a new folder.

So I'm watching the Burbank videos now, and it's pretty normal, just footage of the airport waiting area, family member talking about the four peet's coffees and how they're all terrible, no secret video recordings or anything else creepy.

cant wait for the rest, user.

Date says it's from the return trip. Fits timeline.

Well, that was a boring mystery.

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Why does Japan like rape so much? I swear I find more rape hentai than delicious vanilla.

The best kind of boner is the kind you share with the heart.

that dialogue is 10/10 comedy gold

Enya thread?

what a gentleman with great taste.

How many more do you have?

Also, beware of low audio quality.

because it's more acceptable in their porn.

they have the lowest rape rate in the world, even factoring in population differences.

The owl version of batman in that alt universe movie was a badass imo

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dumping some cringe crossfit videos

Actually some of them aren't THAT bad.. but could be a lot better form wise.

What the fuck is she doing. Is an alien going to pop out of her chest

Both are bad games though. The only good thing to come out of either has been the imfdb pages.

Only thing wrong with that deadlift is that she doesn't keep her back straight when setting it down.

Wtf….shes going to tear her shoulderblade muscles doing squats with all the weight on them….

Again not abnormal, a lot of people bench with a heavily arched back, some people say it helps them keep form and focus their chest more than their upper core.

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That's a low bar squat user

Looks painful to me and I used to squat and junk

So why exactly is the guy fighting back in this? What is he, gay or something?

In a world of barely being able to look at a woman without being called a rapist, having voice monitors to keep you from swearing/being lewd, and 5 swat teams worth of asskicking ready for even the smallest infringement of their laws, then fighting back is his best option at not being destroyed.

he likes the other girl, the one with the glasses.

Shes trying to force him to cum in her

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The setting is a future Japan which has finally outlawed all things lewd and inappropriate. An entire generation of children with trackers on their person at all times, monitored and disciplined if ever they are caught doing something lewd or making a dirty joke.

The result is a generation of kids running underground operations to find classic porn mags and redistribute them through illegal means, forming mobs of horny teenagers to storm police lines, and teenagers who don't know what lust is and how to manage it. It's a funny show that may make you feel a bit sad when you realize that it was made as a backlash against Japan's recent SJW takeover, and that it will never be completed because the VA of Anna died before the show was completed.

All she wanted to do after getting out of the hospital was finish her work and get married and live a happy family life. Maybe she found the man of her dreams in heaven. I can only hope so.

Maybe?

Also, someone suggested this in another thread. What have I done.
ffmpeg sometimes won't go over 1 minute and 30 seconds or 40 seconds for some reason. I have no idea what determines this..

they can find another VA, its not like its the first time a VA died.

Why in the hell is the Japanese word for masturbation the same as English? Did they honestly not have one before?

All nip women sound the same anyway so who even cares

nope, the white devil infected them with degeneracy
trigger warning
hand holding

have some nice fresh spoiler material

welp never mind, fucked that one up
resubmitted after my connection got broken

sorry guys
but not completely, enjoy

Source for this, my dude?

you will never know

courtesy of the now-cancerous /wx/

I've never seen a board die so fast.

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da fuck?

Come on, man, I don't got time to waste going full snowden looking for the source on an animu goddamn current year webm when I know for a fact anime with this much ecchi is usually some sorta 5 min per ep 4koma shit where it's poor joke after poor joke with 0 shithead romantic sublot that I've come to know and love so I'd know I'd be dissappointed with it and then probably move to the next autistic romance comedy ecchi shitshow I have stored on my MAL backlog.

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This thread could use more :^):^):^) Ｍｅｍｅｓ :^):^):^)

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Honestly, it might not be the funniest, but it's definitely one of the best AVGN eps he's ever made. Very classic feel to it. Perfect balance between gameplay and "skit." Good size and not repetitive. It doesn't overstay its welcome.

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his wife is a SJW faggot, so that makes him a cuck I guess. Still know why that makes him into one though

Give /vx/ a shot. It's trying to be what /wx/ should've been.

Rape is the only way that counts.

God that fucking shakey cam mspaint animation style was a fucking mistake. Whoever invented it needs their cock torn off.

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user, its late, go to sleep.

nope.avi

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Hot off the presses.

Impressive.

oh vey!

Koinaka: Koinaka de Hatsukoi x Nakadashi Sexual Life The Animation

now if I can only figure out this one

what the fuck dude.

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The best I could do was google key words that I heard in nip, along with the MC's name, Kouta, which doesn't help jack shit.

is that a good or a bad thing?

On the topic of spoonfeeding can someone give me sauce on this? I saved it with the same filename it was posted with but I couldn't find it with that.

Worst loli series won the 3rd season.

Witnessed

It's an odd thing. I watch so much hentai that I can notice little details and differentiate animation styles. I've turned into some sort of scholar of hentai. Anyway, current hentai has started along the path of having realistic human proportions with female characters, something this series seems to lack.

Personally, I enjoy the styles/character designs of the 90's, peak physical fitness without too much muscle. Thin waists, nice thighs, shapely asses and round tits. The perfect yet slightly unrealistic body type. Sadly, hentai from that era was still too plot-focused, and the sex scenes were many times just softcore. It's sad, because even though they tried, the plot was almost always shit as well.

more like dead tbh fam

Anyway, this show in particular has the moeshit animation I haven't really seen outside of normal anime. Reminiscent of K-ON, not bad or good, just a bit of an anomaly. Most hentai look pretty much the exact same, but almost none of them look like normal anime. You can almost always tell immediately just from a short clip.

You have to post the rest, user.

what the fuck

Damn, I miss when the simpsons was actually good. The last time i saw it Lady Gaga was on it for some reason and it was even worse than I thought it could get.

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I just want to tell you that this was sickeningly cute and adorable

I hate and lava you for it.

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maxmoefoe

Is there some intended way to search for what these are from?

Thanks user

No idea why you guys lose your shit over that clip. Just because racism is a bad thing in the western world doesn't mean that it is also bad everywhere else.

ohh my, what's up with the crappy quality and that file size? That 1:40 in 640x480 you should surely get a smaller filesize.

they hold up pretty well
it’s the only lets player group that didn’t crumble to dust lowering the age of their target audience
liam its shit
but pat its top tier
the donkeyfucker shit was made by some other guy. They later hire him to make some intros
the unofficial 5th best friend plague of gripes it’s also top tier

Wish more stuff like this would get made. It's much better than just having a generic blank slate as the male.

Its Tokubetsu jugyou 3 slg. Might be under the name of special lessons 3 SLG or something like that.

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Some FPoV hentai would be really nice, but I don't know of any unfortunately.

He never really was a smart person.

Michael_Jackson.webm

This would be better if the proportions stopped rapidly changing. Especially in the hand area.

Where did you find this with actually good translation?

I found this titled "let's do ecchi together" but the subtitles are shit.

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Look for the FFS release.

is from Isshoni H Shiyo, that's all i know.

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its form the FFS fansubs

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Does anyone have the DSP Roundabout Dark Souls 3 webm?

fresh oc

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Wasted on an auto saging thread.

satan please, to bad the art goes all over the place in some episodes.

quads are never wasted, those quads are telling you to see all the episodes and fap

You are right user. How could I think anything else.

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This is probably the next piece of german culture that will get the "RACISM" axe.

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