Mighty Number 9 General

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American custom to indoctrinate teenagers.

Never forget…

It's a burger thing, a celebration at the end of school. They make people show up in pairs, so whoever has no date on promnight is considered a social failure.

Didn't have a prom, finished school early just so I'd have more time to shitpost on Holla Forums

i'm american and never had it
or maybe it was just never mentioned

Shit, so that's where the brainwashing takes place?! I'm glad I missed mine.

You watch too much American television. No one cares. Most kids just go with a group of friends and not dates.

The new sonic twitter is really the best.

I didn't even know the prom night happened till the day after when everyone was talking about iteven then I still didn't give a fuck. I got a waifu for laifu.

There is so much asshurt in the comments section by fanboys. You even see one guy who got really asshurt and called another guy sexist for making fun of this and the new ghostbusters. He even got called GG.

fuck off shills.

WEW

Holy fuck. Did anyone survive this burn?

If you listen closely, you can still hear the sizzling

Its THE Chad event. It's only important because it's a special night for Chads to get their dicks wet.

My girlfriend was like seven years older then me anyway, we could just go out to eat or something.

It's about Mighty No. 9 cracking this joke:
twitter.com/sonic_hedgehog/status/735638491636195328

yeah, go check it out

I was more or less replying to

food for thought, whenever someone posts an image with a "tmp_" filename, ignore whatever the fuck the have to say because they aren't from here.

I don't get the prom joke, did the people who wrote that never participate in a prom? Quite some chicks get so drunk they become willing to dance even with that one weird loner. I mean that's what happened at my prom, I even got kissed and shit. Then again this is an Eastern Europe so you Amerifats may get stricter alcohol control. I mean, by the time you are allowed to drink in US Eastern European 21-year-olds already sober up and abandon youthful alcoholism.

So what's a good and recent megaman-like?

Nigger that's what normalfags girl do.
They pretend to be drunk and kiss the most lonely faggot maybe for some bet they lost against their friends.

The fuck is tmp_ anyways? And how come you know about it?

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/TMP

Sorry I didn't punch in a bunch of numbers into an image I saved off of ixquick just so you wouldn't be triggered user. Here's an image special for you.

If Mighty No. 9 bombs, will this make people to realize that Kickstarters are nothing more than scams?

How can Kickstarters be scams if they birthed beautiful things such as Divinity: Original Sin and Shovel Knight?

We still have to wait for the Castlevania one

Video game Kikescammer is often bullshit, but there have been a bunch of good /tg/ related materials released through it and we shouldn't forget that there have been games funded through it that have been good.

I think instead of swearing to never invest in Kickstarter stuff ever again, they should instead just be cautious.

If the game is released at all, then it's not a scam per se, since they delivered. However, they will have delivered a shit game.

OH MY FUCKING GOD SONIC THE HEDGEHOG TWITTER DID IT AGIAN

Also quick question. Is this "Ha u cried at Prom nite" gunna be a new meme to mock mighty no 9. cause Im down.

Risk of Rain, FTL, Expeditions: Conquistador
Elite: Dangerous, The Banner Saga
Huniepop, Hyper Light Drifter, Sunless Sea
Any other generally competent or good games I forgot?

That reminds me, how are Underworld: Ascendant, Tides of Numinera and Kingdom Come going?
I'm hoping we finally might have one for the ages with those games.

yeah, I like them even better when they get released

Don't forget La Mulana

THANK YOU CON MAN
LET ME ROB THE FURRIES AND THE SNOWFLAKES OF THEIR TRUST FUNDS

speaking of those times I don't have the first three but I found this one

Didn't have a senior year. Wouldn't have gone if I had. By my junior year, I'd attended five different schools, and was about to attend a sixth mid-way through that year. Would have been a seventh in my senior year if I hadn't decided fuck it

Jesus Christ this man is a savage.

there's no prom night where i live

Pure autism

why did it take me this long to see that?

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Pretty sure Windows inserts it when you copy and paste an image from the internet into the file upload box, instead of downloading it and selecting it.

Either way, he's just being a faggot. If you get a modern image like that, it has to come from somewhere, so there's no telling what the filename might be. I've gotten images from an image search that apparently originated from tumblr and people shat themselves over the filename. I'm not going to re-search and find the same image somewhere else or change the filename to appease autists.

THANK YOU CON MAN

Wew lad, it's not like there is a language in which that actually just means "I like this" without the meme content.

darkest dungeon

ABSOLUTELY SAVAGE

This is going on en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_commercial_failures_in_video_gaming once the game comes out and bombs.

"Mighty No. 9 is a sidescrolling action-platform game released in 2016 by Deep Silver and developed by Comcept. The game was notable for being conceived through a Kickstarter campaign and for being promoted as a spiritual successor to the Mega Man franchise, with Keiji Inafune producing and promoting. Mighty No. 9 was planned to be adapted into a TV series, feature film, and manga, but these projects were dropped after the game's failure in market. The game sparked controversy due to the involvement of community manager Dina Abou Karam who had allegedly been influencing the game's development through censoring forums, harassing fans, expressing strong "progressive" political views, and claiming to have obtained her position through nepotism. The game had also become notorious among fans and Kickstarter backers for frequent delays, originally intended to release in Spring 2015, the game had been delayed until finally releasing in June 2016, which is widely attributed to its commercial failure as well as its poor reception from critics."

Any revisions or suggestions welcome. Got a word document saved for it.

>Went out to dinner before prom with friends
>Went to the after-prom party to hear about the drama from friends without having to experience or contribute to the cringe first hand

I went to someone else's prom the year before. She probably spilled more spaghetti than I did that night, but it's a close call. Still, I think I made out like a bandit on that front.

kek

No.

I got shitfaced drunk with some friends and whined about how I couldn't get laid.

I suggest not counting your chickens before they hatch

I'll edit it if necessary, but I predict the game will get the piss taken out of it by critics, and if-not surely the fans will.

Unatco?

Burgers detected

i never saw a twatter pr account so damn based!

t. mohammed

Have you been living under a rock the past six years?
How can you seriously think the critics are going to do anything other than fellate this game?

You would think that after Broken Age but no.

problem is faggots like Ryulong brigade that shit, also a fun fact about the autist, he WAS a known /m/ user and as we all know he's a massive sperg and got chased out of town

Even mainstream SJW Cuckold gaming sites have not been impressed by this game lately. I could be wrong but I doubt it will get very good scores from them.

I don't care. I'll still look into getting this put up.

Let's not forget Contradiction, the adventures of the smuggest detective that has ever looted a small village for random objects.

Best of luck to you then

SAVAGE

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Looks familiar.

Dude, i'm not one of those edgy fags on here who jumps to call everything shit, but that didnt look all that great. It's sanic speed, not mega man speed for one, and I didn't see one enemy that looked like a credible threat. He just seemed to be barreling through everyone. Level design still looks ass. I dunno, bro.

No. I turned down a a weird 6 or 7/10 girl that wanted my D bad so I could save up money to buy computer parts. She gained like 50 lbs in the next 3 weeks so I halfway feel bad for that and the other half feel like I dodged a crazy bullet. So I guess she probably cried on prom night but I got a new graphics card.

Most of my normalfag friends didn't bother anyways since the school dances were getting worse every year so they just smoked a bowl or got shitfaced instead.

oh not to mention the original plan was Beck was to be able to pull a kirby and get weapons off enemies in a level to do things be it get through the level faster or complete puzzles

but that got axed because "not enough money"

Fuck that was a waste of time.
Remember I only wanted to get back home to play some vidya. Ended up being there longer than expected it was such a waste of time.

I forgot prom was happening until one of my friends mentioned it later, I just spent the night with waifu and vidya

It was probably shit anyway, there was a drug bust and it ended early

I'm missing one

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Daily reminder that this Mighty No 9 had a budget of almost 4 million dollars.

THANKS YOU CON MAN

Is that stage just straight up blue and grey blocks? I'm not seeing things, right? That's just a completely flat design for a level with just black in the background, right?

As shit as mighty no. 9 is that image isn't really fair. That is Alpha shit those things don't have textures yet in that picture.

I was playing vidya with a bunch of chill people 10 years older than me. Was fun watching all the facebook uploads of sweaty, awkward teenagers in rental suits hover-handing their last-minute dates.

you sound pretty young friend

that was actually included in a beta build

twitter.com/t_aizu/status/735652527450947584
archive.is/2IMtS

>ひどいな。このPVは何なんだよ。 What the hell was D* *il* thinking making a crappy PV like this?! Unforgivable.

"Mighty No. 9 was a mistake."
- InitiCreates

you know you're shit when even Sonic burns you

It really is all tumbling down.

Facebook's been public for ten years. Are you incapable of simple math or just an elder basement-dweller?

O-oh…

so you're 13?

not even close

between this and dmcx, i want crapcom to burn at this point.

Article about this shitty Mega Man: archive.is/E89jV

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Daily Reminder

It's like they fused MMBN Megaman with Mighty Nº 9 with a damaged blender.

I dont think this needs to be further established, but the game looks way worse than the promo art.

Who the fuck thought it was a good idea to give a synthesizer to a mentally retarded homeless man and then record it?

I'll just go kill myself

My mom gave me an option:
Go to prom or take half the money in cash and stay home.

I stayed home, played video games, and had a blast.

>as well as new characters like Mega Mini.

I forgot to upload this file along with .

How the FUCK do I download Rokko Chan? I don't want to play this shit in a browser goddamn.

king-soukutu.com/flash/rokko.html

went out skateboarding, got a friend to buy me some booze, went home ate pizza played dmc4 and got drunk overall had a great night
the prom was at a local golf course outside and it started raining

Went to prom 3 times, always because a gril wanted to go with me.

I can do that for free. That was my exact reasoning for not going.

Not all Kickstarters.

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My country doesn't have prom, but my friends and I had our own graduation party.

We got violently drunk and watched the sunrise.

It was going to look like shit from the word "Go," fam.

I worked out, played some video games, fed my chickens and watered the vegetables, and went to bed.

Am I alone in this?

If my school had a prom, I'd have stayed home anyways, so I could play Dwarf Fortress.

thats a fan art
IT HAS TO BE!!!

Look it up, it's not.

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You got your proprieties straight user

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Since the game doesn't boot up when I open the swf file on my harddrive, i'm guessing it's streamed into the swf file. I heard around grapevine that some furry porn animators use a method like this.

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No, I got high and watched the Clerks cartoon.

Holy shit
…..at least it's not for the games, just for an animated series
and… well, it looks better thant he animated series and Mighty no 9 and Sonic Boom

I skipped my prom to go to a metal concert.

It was one of the best nights of my life.

I don't think my high school even had a prom.

I can't believe how badly that series got screwed by ABC.

The girl I asked to prom (whom I really liked and worked up the courage to ask out after an entire year) basically friend-zoned me the night of and spent a lot of time talking to another guy instead. The whole time it was really awkward, and we only danced once together. The worst part was that one of my friends kept trying to third wheel us because he secretly had feelings for her as well. We never got to be alone and talk. Then she left because her father wouldn't let her go to afterprom.

Afterward, me and the group I was with went to a club in the city, but I was so disappointed with how the night went that I left the club after five minutes. I ended up stumbling back to my hotel room, where on the way back I ended up getting approached by a nigger homeless guy who gave me a bag of coke after a 5 minute conversation. When I got back, I flushed the coke (not gonna trust that shit), and drank myself to sleep alone in a chair while watching a George Carlin special.

At midnight it was officially my birthday and the other girls from my group came back from the club, came into my room, and woke me up with some cake pops singing happy birthday (trying to cheer me up). After we had some drinks they went back to their room with their guys and I drank myself back to sleep. I woke up with a hangover, ditched the group, and took a ride around the city in one of those bike taxis. I talked to the driver, who turned out to be a pothead magician, and he talked to me about his job and gave me some free tickets to a show. He dropped me off at a train station and I went home where I spent my birthday playing video games.

Still makes me glum when I think about that day.

That ad copy sounds so forced and manufactured, like it's written by someone trying to figure out what random and spontaneous shit 10 year olds think is funny.

Nigger at least you got to go out and do shit in the city and had booze.

That's more of an eventful night than what most of us had.

The DVD commentary is hilarious, especially when Kevin Smith makes fun of one of ABC's condescending lawyers who hated the show.

No I was doing exercise, very painful stuff too.

Yeah, I guess you have a point there, m8. It's just that the combination of booze and being alone without my prom date - on my birthday no less - depressed the shit out of me. I'd have rather not gone at all, honestly. If I spent the day playing vidya instead of doing all that shit I would have been happier in the end.

Kamiya was right

Eh, sounds nice even with all the shit that happened, user.

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I went to prom. There was no obligation to bring a date at mine so me and my friends just hung out and goofed around like retards.

Sonic in 2016 is still the best.

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WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS

No, don't stop him. I'm enjoying these memories

what did i miss?

Thank you con man

I want to marry Aile.

I actually had to look up who Andrew Dickman was and then I saw

"Bread Winners"
"Teen Titans Go"
"Loonatics Unleashed"

The three worst cartoons anyone's heard of. Wow, Dina if you're gonna be known for Nepotism at least have better standards

Sorry, someone complained and a mod deleted most of what I was going to post. I'm not going to continue.

The user-end solution would have been as easy as hiding posts by my ID if you thought they were spam, but eh.

couldn't you just up a zip with all your files?

shit we dumping MN9 fiasco shit I have some

I remember that SRS actively tried raiding the threads and tried to derail them, here's some gold that was caught before it was deleted at the time

Looking for a Mighty No.9 version of this

wow

Well I personally was reveling in the insanity and just making a silly shitpost. But if the mod stopped you, then what the fuck is goin' on there. It is all relevant to MN9, so you should continue to dump.

I remember that. Some fucks think they're so clever trying to fit in.

A fucking pizza company joined in on shitting on Mighty number 9.

twitter.com/DiGiornoPizza/status/735927188797726722

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Y-yes?
I know this is just the memes getting to me but now there needs to be a mod or something… I don't know… running around like moon man twisting nigger's heads off gassing the jews and raping whores… I'd play that…

Here's the screencapped tweet

Also this was her response on Bloodstained

moar

God. Just the idea of a pizza company PR guy joining in to shipost is great. The sonic Pr guy is fucking amazing too considering how many people he got asshurt for making fun of Jim Sterling and Attack Helicopter genders.

oh yeah, SRS and reddit as a majority has no idea how image boards work

I have this post from Quattro and some other shit

context of the 2 other images is someone posting minimalist art for backgrounds and outshining Dina, and yeah

Also one of one of the guys from the thread shitting up twitter and flinging shit at the guy in charge of 8-4

My Seinor prom was 12 years ago

It was in St Louis in the Union Station Hotel, long story short said fuck it grabbed some bros and hoes got drunk, stoned, and played vidya, and fucked a couple times all night.

Hey it was cheaper to do that than prom

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Good man Rolf

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Why would I want to do that when I can just post them directly to the thread?

He's a shitty one at that

God, the shitty models and textures reminded me of this abomination.

They asked who didnt want to go to the prom night, so i raised my hand, the bitched tried to bully me in front of everyone to make me go, which meant I needed to help and get shekels and do shit for the big night, manage to keep my ground.

I was prom king at my prom.

did they ever release that?

Say whatever happened to Ghost Song?

Top top kek

twitter.com/DiGiornoPizza/status/735927188797726722

No where just approaching or are beyond 30. you're still young buddy.

wat the heck.

I think they even did a remaster

can't the world end already?

I'm from Poland and we have this kind of party too.

it's short for temporary…

I was lucky enough to have a small group of friends as autistic as me in high school. We went to my friend Pat's house and tried to build a hand held flamethrower to take care of the roach problem in his dad's workshop instead of going to prom. Was one of my fondest memories of high school actually. I still have burn marks on my leg when our homemade napalm mixture started leaking

kek. For some reason it reminded me of this….

I was walking home from school (about 15 kilometers). It was hot as fuck, i was thirsty as fuck… and then suddenly I see a bottle with apple juice, there's still some left. So I drank it

It was gasoline

At least it wasn't piss.

>>>/r9k/

He scammed suckers for nearly $4 million, that has to be good by someone's standards

This fiasco is the funniest shit.

I don't think studniówka qualifies as the same given how it's seemingly much more formal than proms I saw in burger films.

I skipped mine by feigning illness by the way - was slightly awkward since that year I was forced to be class treasurer and was responsible for some organizational stuff.

I don't regret it though - these people were cunts and I had a free evening to play Shadow Hearts 2.

Here proms work a little different, you don't have to ask anyone, you just hang out with your friends and shit.
I spent most of the night with my crush tho after that we dated for a while it did not work out :^)

I forgot prom was even a thing.

There were no women I was even remotely interested in at the time. I dated one out of obligation for a while just so I could say "I have a girlfriend" but I had no love for her, she was just some attractive looking normalfag.

Not every guy is a sex craved lunatic, I just wanted a loving relationship with someone who had the same hobbies/interests and humor as me.

>be cruising (walking) around the streets with a buddy because fuck prom
>light a huge talking like 10' high 30' wide pile of cardboard, plastic milk crates, and wooden pallets piled behind the store on fire with gasoline bought from local chevron

I'm not sure but I'm guessing at least some of them got busted for something. Was a good night.

Hah, user you would need to be gay for that to even have a chance of it happening.

A lot of replies, did the win?

Woah, i'm getting tired.

user, stop that gay shit.

Oh, yeah i forgot to add

why do they even try? theyll never beat vid related

do you have pictures of those burn marks?

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We had a LAN party instead.

I graduated 5 years ago.

Damn i miss those.

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Well I mean there's hope. I graduated in 2013 so it's not like they still can't happen.
Unless everything gaming has gone to such shit in those three years that not even lan parties are possible now.

Homosexual relationships don't tend to stay faithful m8.

I went to prom night without a date, left with someone elses date and then proceeded to go street racing afterwards

I wish I was making this shit up, was an edgelord at the time

Speaking from personal experience?

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I stayed at home and played Minecraft, did the same for graduation too with no reghrettis

making cool shit in modded autism simulator > interacting with casuals

At least you guys get it.

Do it, user. Me and my childhood friends still drag our computers over to one of the guy's place and vidya the weekend away once a month or so.

It's super fulfilling to just slip back to that point in time and just have fun with some vidya, old movies, beer and pizza.
The good old times won't come back, so it is of the up most importance to keep up with your pals. The older you get, the more normalfag people get. And you might risk having to pretend that you give a shit about soccer or even fucking golf, just to hang with the neighbor.

It's a fate worse than death.

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I didn't go to prom.

Partied with my friends as we played tons of Mario Party 2-3 and MMO's on our laptops as well as Dynasty Warriors 4.

Who the fuck needs a shitty prom when you have good friends?

they did, and it basically involved having to do nothing while being raped in the eyeballs by a "game" straight out of fucking 1994

got you covered

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I still respect that more than the pretentious indie shit that gets praised nowadays. S/he may be completely fucking insane but you can tell she made something she cared about. She just has no talent, skill, or experience.

we deviantart nao.
what the fuck, I would rather the NA boxart megaman over whatever the fuck that is.
looks like a reject from the maverick hunter reboot. fucking disgraceful.
westacuckery stirkes again.

Nope, just lots of connections she used to get reviewers to give her shit game good scores.

Well the press is going to be shit regardless of anything.

I skipped my prom night because I had better things to waste my money on at the time.

Me too. The developer may be a cunt, but has also been proven to be a real gamer, who likes Vagrant Story and other good tastes.

Revolution 60 itself might not be the best result of $400,000 – but it was a full time effort (the math does add up if you pay $25K per team member a year for 4 years) and actually looks really comfy.

Also props to being one of the hipster devs who doesn't use Twine or fake 8-bit pixel-art, and puts boobs on the female characters.

While my friends were playing Goldeneye on the N64, I actually joined a bunch of Worst Koreans and we rented a limo. My date was a ridiculous straight-A dragon lady who eventually ended up in University of Pennsylvania. It was really enjoyable though. Worst Koreans are fun.

I also heard from my group who stayed behind that one other dude decided to rent a hooker to finally lose his virginity.

Today, I'm the wizard. So things change… going to prom doesn't mean you're not a dork.

thanks con man

What the fuck? Non-amerifat here, does this shit actually cost 200$?

No I wound up fingering my whore ex-girlfriend in the backseat of a friend's car. I lost that friend and his respect. I also lost the ex-girlfriend but losing the friend hurt more because I respected him.

Not as an entry fee, but after you total up the cost of the other shit the people tend to do for prom, renting a nice suit, going out to eat afterwards, booze, etc. it can pretty easily come out to around $200.

How does a company and it's game fail THIS hard that a fucking pizza company is joining in on the funposting?

Aww i want to give you a big hug user ^o^

you mean the ps2 re-release

Am I the only one who noticed the framerate of the gameplay drops to single digits whenever he attacked someone?

Is this real?

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No.

You should cry no matter what.

Didn't went to our prom night, I just went out with my small group of friends and celebrated on a local pub.

Marked the rest of my social life really, they're the only people from secondary school that I still have contact with.
Legend says most of my former schoolmates ended up in rehab or dead

Don't forget Massive Chalice since everyone forgot about that.

Ad wishes it could be like a 90s sonic commercial. It's impressive how bad it looks up close and how that that is probably the best it'll ever look since you can see it up close unless they've got that smash camera change during pause feature which I doubt they'd have money to implement.

We've still got that Red Ash anime to look forward to. Wonder if they got that government grant to make the anime short better.

I AM THE ONLY ONE WHO DOESNT GET IT, WHAT DOES IT MEAN

Massive Challice was released? I'll be damned, how was it?
inb4 it's shit

Freedom Planet, Shovel Knight, Moon Hunters, Olympia Rising, Alicia Forth, etc.

Watch the MN9 trailer until the end

That's a feature, user. It's meant to pause like that. I'm deadly serious.

It was way bigger and smelled like shit, but got better over the years

Whoops

It actually is a feature. A lot of games use it to give a feeling of impact to hits. What I don't get is why so many people seem to fail to understand this and think it's an FPS issue. As shit as MN9 is, this really isn't one of its flaws.

Another game at the top of my head that uses this is Wind Waker. Smash Bros has a similar thing, though instead of the entire screen freezing, it's the characters that freeze in their animations for a moment when attacks hit. It's particularly noticeable with strong attacks and ones with electric effects. Very easy to see with Falcon's knee if you sweetspot it, for example.

hitstop has no place in anything besides fighting games

It happens in monster hunter for an even dumber reason.
The way I had it told to me was basically there's a hard cap on DPS in that game, so if you deal a really damaging hit, it slows down the FPS to space your DPS out better

I organise 2 lan parties a year, about 170 people each time. Further I am semi in the organisation of 3 more lans, 1 doing a 50 people lan each year, one doing two 100 people lans each year and 1 more doing something between 200-300 people lan. Then I am friends with another group doing a 300 people lan.
All of them are relatively chill. But I barely play games on them anymore. I just chill with friends. Most of these lans I don't even touch my pc.
Further on, there are a few smaller "lans" each year. Some of about 8-10 people, and every now and then we came together with 4 people at a friends home. Although that stopped since he moved.

But lans still happen. Non esport lans still happen. And its fucking amazing.

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Huh, i never noticed that. Though i main SaS, i often play with HH and Funlance, but i never noticed it.

It mainly happens with GS level 3 charges and the like.
Doesn't happen with much lower damage weapons like the GL the HH and a SnS

Oh god, those fucks. First pic (circa 2011 or so; I doubt they've improved since then) fucking related.

Second pic unrelated, because I just wanted an excuse to post Kirari.

Nah, I don't agree. It has no place in a fast paced platformer like Not-Mega Man. I played one of the demos/alphas/whatever at it was just disorienting. It messed up my feeling of momentum and made the game feel clunkier than it should have.
You're right, it works well in Wind Waker because it's a much slower paced game. It doesn't break the flow.
It works in Smash, because it gives emphasis to the important actions on an otherwise hectic screen. It lets players know that shit is going down and to pay attention. It has a similar meaning in Wind Waker, but the biggest pause is when you do a big hit and often this means you need to focus on the next enemy. It gives you a moment to refocus.

In MN9 it doesn't feel satisfying, it just makes the game feel jerky. Maybe I'm misunderstanding the intended pace of the game, but if I compare it to Mega Man games, it doesn't make sense. Imagine if the game paused every time you hit an enemy with Zero's sword? I can't imagine that would feel good.

The best example I can think of is chaos legion, the feedback was really satisfying.

Holy fuck that's terrible.

Remember when X had an airdash and a normal dash and they were both incredibly versatile and you could do all sorts of cool shit with them like moving at sanic speed, jumping higher and longer, dodging under some attacks and dealing more damage with your buster shots?

bump

user, are you me?

No, a girl asked me out to the prom, and I accepted. And I learned that girls like to watch gay porn.

Not every gay man is a part of the slut fling culture

Like. I feel like the did have promise conceptually at some point. But its just ruined. And I dont really know why.

I saw some girl with an i love yaoi badge back in high school one time. Funny thing is that she didn't seem either ugly nor crazy.

In hindsight, I probably should have gone to prom just to raid the snack bar. Shit, I could go for some fruit punch right now.

Bangai-O spirits on DS had it. It seems to be intentional.
Fun as fuck game by the way. Don't know how it emulates, but I'd wager a controller is preferable.

mmmmm shiiiieeeet

Were video games ever good?

There was that one time when I was a kid I played comix zone and it was fun.

My friend didn't know this either. Do people really not know women watch porn?

Not sure why she was there that day. According to my friend she just sorta shows up. She's also unlikeable, for reasons I forgot. (I only met her once.) She has some sort of disability, so people like to take notes for her to get priority registration, which is the main reason people keep her around. If I can remember the other stories my friend told me about her (and anyone wanted to hear them) I'd greentext them. She's very strange, so sometimes people like to mess with her.

A lot of women like to pretend they don't. And a lot of men are gullible enough to believe them.

I never thought about it until my sister wanted to bring me to a strip club on my 18th birthday.

Reminder to always refer to Red Ash as RE Dash

Was the game developed in Uzbekistan or something?

NeoFAG pls go

wheres the screenshot of the comparison between the current graphics and how they were a few trailers ago? i remember seeing that it massively degraded in quality

I wasn't planning on going but was asked out repeatedly since like the year before so i ended up accepting just to make it stop.

Prom is basically a snorefest only grills care about, no guy actually wants to go unless he wanna get some "after-action".

It was a waste of time, so yeah, Being home playing Vidya>Prom is a objective fact.

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It's like how Witcher games are made for relatively cheap. Eastern-European wages are much lower than U.S. wages. But so is the cost of living there.

US REAL GAMERS, M I RITE?! :D

fucking this, the teacher kept asking me for prom money never gave it to her so i never went ,

i follow those fuckers on facebook ALL of them live shitty lives have kid(s) out of wedlock but this one girl she's on her way to be a MD but she was more of a nerd than i was.

Damn. I only ever went to one school dance and it just played a shit-ton of awful music too loudly so I sat around drinking sodas until eventually I decided to go home. Never went to another one after that. I simply don't like loud crowded places. Made me loathe the school pep rallies for the football games.

Never been to one, and am proud of it.

Does anyone have a copy of, or remember, that leaked pic of the game's rival model? I remember it having a really shitty overdesigned look to it, with clashing colors and design themes, and writing up a good explanation of what needed fixing.

Heart Forth Alicia? That's not out yet.

Can we just go back to the days of calling people corporate faggots for using the term, "gamer" to describe themselves?

I'm your prom date, you ugly sack of shit

I remember that company made commercials shitting on their rivals commercials.

Their PR firm must be having fun.

I went to prom with my friend. She was a girl i went on a trip to italy with.

It was a complete waste of time, but at least food was good.

Recent comments have shills from GAF, LOL.

I went to prom like four times since I dated an older girl for a while. I went with friends for my senior prom since my girlfriend's dad didn't want her dating a spic.
Which is pretty fucking stupid coming from a nigger of all people if you ask me.

Ray-Chel? The Zero knockoff?

I just realized Deep Silver is the game company that made ride to hell retribution.

I am so pirating this game now.

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30K was only for the prototype. The full development cost 850,000 Euros. Would link proof but it's in Gamasutra. Just search Trine Postmortem

FUCK YOU

FICK DICH

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Its funny that he attacked Dante on his sexuality while he wanted Donte to be gay just to get back at entitled gamers.

Projection. Either Tameem is homophobic and insecure over it, or he's gay and insecure over it.

More like tides of kool-aid

He's both

Don't remember the name, but Zero knockoff sounds right.

It's Rei, which IIRC in nip means Zero

the design is a rip off of Getter-1 anywas

Oh god, here it is. Every inch of it overdesigned and cringey.
It's like Inafune made a Deviantart OC based on his own game.

I like it. Reminds me of one of those 3d Bomberman villians

It's just completely overdesigned. All the green clashes with a simple orange/black color scheme, and that weird face on his torso is even more distracting. And what's with the spike covering his dick? Why is this "corrupted" whatevermajig giving him torso teeth on one side of his body? Why does he need those green payos on his head?

Mighty No. 9 Trailer: Masterclass

I'm procrastinating on writing by writing, good work me.

Nah, too much fun squatting to hardbass.

My class had like 30 graduating people and I wasn't close with any of them.
I stayed home with my girlfriend and we didn't go to our graduation either.

Wait a fucking second, Guts is on the fucking boat again?
Miura isn't putting the series on hiatus again, r-right?

This is three years in the future. It's gonna happen my man.

i played games through the actual prom and i only went to the afterparty that took place in a small cabin near the woods. i drank a lot of alcohol and laughed at a schoolmate who passed out and puked all over himself. then someone's father came around and yelled at everyone but he didn't even see me cause i was in the attic so i just found the situation hilarious and got more drunk. it was okay.

Hilarious when the creator of a character makes a terrible looking knockoff even though he's loved it enough to attempt to usurp a series with it; constantly.

Inafune may be an ass man.

It's a dame.
Also, you forgot about its helmet looking like a jet.

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I went to prom junior year with a horrible person. We separated pretty quickly to do our own things. It was really awkward for me because it was at her school and I didn't know anyone.
I went to prom senior year with a relatable person. It was in a way too small room with way too many people and impossibly loud and awful music, so we made some obligatory greetings and fucked off in about half an hour. We then played video games.
If you didn't go to prom, you didn't miss much.
fuck mn9

Gotta say those half/v/ threads were fun to watch. We even had fuckloads of idiot shills trying to defend this while attempting to fit in chan culture, and failing miserably. And of course, the occasional infighting. It was like a microcosmos of GG.
I still have the impression that if word of this had been spread more autistically, and by knowing stuff that it's now known today, it would have happened ahead of time.
But for better or worse, we will never know.