4 AM Thread

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Play any vidya today?

I decided to download the Japanese eShop F2P Degrasso Band Brothers game to try it out, and for whatever reason it had fucking English subtitles for the game's "intro". I wasn't using an English 3DS, and the series has always been Japan-only. I am so fucking confused right now.

Game's kinda meh regardless, but besides that I'm still really curious why they had some English subtitles in like… half the intro. Maybe they were originally planning to localize it or something?

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Been one of those days. Feeling down and I'm not really sure, so I'm listening to fucking Taylor Swift songs about getting married at 4 in the morning. Replaying Broforce, on Hard now. Love that game.
Might bum some money off a friend to pick up Overwatch.

Holy shit, it's already 6

Delay No. 9 is not Mighty.

Tomboys are marriage material.

Well, I'm playing grindfest RPGs tonight. Specifically Diablo III Ultimate Evil on PS3, keep dying in Hardcore like a jabroni

If anybody wants, we can bro-op

Ahoy boys.
Double shifts are hell.

Not now, I got a new Moonriders album. I've been ripping them and uploading them to mediafire.
Not yet, probably some Doom or Deus Ex later.

At least I got enough money to repair all of my shit.

Soon™

Morning everyone~

I need a new game or something. Think I'm going to go crazy

Sup Negros?

I'm fucking tired and sick but I have to do this essay by tonight. Done with first page, but having hard time pushing through. I need at least 3 and a half or 4 pages done.

Play Broforce if you haven't. 2d shooter with characters that are all from action movies, and shitloads of terrain destruction. Plus some cool cheese strats like using the terminator's minigun to fly through the level.

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Ay octo! How you been?


You sure theres nothing causing you to feel down user?


Thats a small essay.

No thank you

You need the psychobilly sickness in your life. This should pep you up.

I hate that feeling. I usually try to sleep when I get it, but it always keeps me up.


Daily reminder to watch Patlabor.

Hey fags.
First day of no internet shit. I actually got shit done and happy about it.
I also removed Tranu and helped with the capture of two continents. Today was a good day.

Today I got my drivers liscense. And once my background check clears I can start working. So today was a good day. How was your day everyone?


Mornin senpai. Play Super Monkey ball / Super Monkey Ball 2 for gamecube. Shits cash.


You do a lot of essays don't you. Aren't you on break yet?

Yeah it's pretty small, I just wish it was smaller. Ain't nobody got time for this bullshit anymore. I'm fucking tired of it, plus I still need to study for finals next week.

Why is pickle pee the best crow in all the Dark Souls games?
Cat bra

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Ayyyyyy lmao

Not really, in my other class it's just a simple 2 page essay. But this one is 4 pages which is a pain in my ass. Just going to half-ass. Finals aren't till next week.

Nice to hear you got your DL. Where you working at?

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Morning ae86~

Thats the one with the qt loli yes?


Didn't most people already finish finals by now?


Its voice drives me crazy honestly.

Nothing today, no. But seriously, at least give it a shot. It's really good.

I need more sappy pop songs about pretty girls being in love. I enjoy the chest pains they give me.

Yeah, same here. I'm probably gonna be up a while yet because of it.

Not really. I'm moving my stuff downstairs so I can better organize my things.
I finished the first Cyber-demon fight in the Plutonia Experiment. That fight was ridiculously easy for some reason. I might continue playing later on.

What the fuck is this? Is this my body making up for lost time or something? I never just pop random boners, but lately it has been happening all the damn time. Is it because of my weight loss and improved fitness? What the fuck?

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i'm depressed and doing anything besides working and jacking off is a herculean effort

my kitchen looks like shit

Would you pump her rump?


Its more of a cute girl voice, you should like it.

Is it a sidescrolling platformer or a top down shooter?

Or like a vertical scroller. What we talking about here?


Makes sense, fat really kills testosterone I think.


I've been trying to work up the effort to clean my room for 2 weeks now, I know how that feels.


Nah

Enjoy it

no because that's a crow and not Asuka

Oh you know. Just slaving it out.

Shaved my nether regions for the first time in a while and I really appreciate the smoothness

I've also been drinking, so you may get a different Octo tonight.


I have plenty of recommendations when it comes to sappy shit, but it's mostly navel-gazing stuff like faggy Trent Reznor.

Where is the beak?

I've been in a horrible fucking mood all day and I don't know how to shake it off.

Yeah, but my college is dumb. Once I get over the big hurdle of next week I'm clear though. Should probably get started on job hunting.

Dude, it fucking sucks. Takes like 20 minutes of jerking off to finish, and doing that 3-4 times in a row chafes the shit outta my dick.

I've lost around 60 pounds now, so that's a lotta fat.

I haven't played a game in weeks considering I sold my PS3 and I am not willing to touch any of the games I have laying around

Thats all going to change wants I get my PC tho


That game is my shit, nigga.
Pac Man World 2 is also fucking rad

I have to thank that user from last night for that Romanji tip. I missed his post.

Well restrict yourself then

I have discovered a very horrible truth, one that will plague me for the rest of my years.

I can't sleep early to fix my sleep, I can only stay up ridiculously late.

Morning everyone, also I'm late.

What you drinking?


Try cutesy anime, always works for me.


Definitely that then.


Ahhh well good luck then! What kinda job you gonna look for?

hey fags

To the fag who wanted LOGH gameplay I recorded it but the video had no audio because I forgot to change audio drivers. I'll try again tomorrow.

I applied to graduate an hour or so ago, so we'll see if I get that degree at the end of July. Mark, if you're here, I still think you'd get rejected by a waifubot.


I'd be helping a shitload more if it wasn't for the fact that I'm trying to actually finish SoC for once rather than getting to Lab X-16 and getting bored. I still don't understand why anyone thinks it's scary.

The one in the really enclosed space? Where you have to use the plasma gun?


Anything happen to you in particular to make you feel this way?

Hey is enter the gungieon any good?

I get that whenever I break a nofap. I can go weeks at a time without jerking my gherkin, but as soon as I do it that first time, you can damn sure expect it'll happen another five or six times before the day is done.


Congrats, mang! It's a pretty great feeling.

I have 2 exams tomorrow or should i say today and any practice i've done for either classes have resulted in me realizing i know very very little of the material.
Then decided to "get a good night's sleep" and just stared at the ceiling for 30 minutes.

So here I am

I've been playing Splinter Cell: Chaos Theory, which I picked up in the jewbisoft humble bundle and hadn't played much since.
I'm also torrenting Metal Gear Rising atm, which I'll play over the weekend

It's like a sidescrolling shooter. It has a dedicated flex button, too.

Haven't played it.

Thanks, and at Walmart. It's just a summer job so I won't get too bored of it hopefully.


lmao no. You just play a monkey in a ball and roll around and get to the goal. It actually gets really hard, and the devs are super fucking creative. It also has like party games and shit but I don't care about those.


Probably. Your bad health was probably fucking with your sex drive. It happens I hear.


Sup octo.


It's the worst when you're in a shit mood and can't figure out why. If it's a logical reason you can just think it through or do something about it, but the vague feelings just suck.


Nice. I actually just beat the 2nd game last night. How does pac-world play?


I can't control my sleep at all unless a job or school makes me. Good luck fam.

Security guard. I took the courses online but still have to get my fingerprints and shit to get my guard card. I have been putting that off. Hopefully I get hired. Probably need to lie on resume a crap ton.

I've been trying to fix my schedule for a while. Shit's hard.

fig
:^)


Clearly its a girl in that picture.


Start job hunting now, finding one after you leave is going to be just as hard.
Also look at the college website might have a link to job openings that will open up later


I am drinking bacardi tonight, how about yourself my fellow gentleman.

If the world could stop being shit for just a few moments, that be great.

Yeah, I spent 100 plasma cells, a few rockets and a bunch of shotshells on him. I didn't get hit once.

I will, but it's so fucking weird to just be getting hard at random times. This hasn't happened since I was 15.

Went from an XXXL to a medium. Apparently I didn't look as heavy as I was, and I have maybe 10 pounds to go before I am an "ideal weight", but hell! I've come this far, can't be hard to lose a bit more, right? Still not as fit as I would like to be, but in a way better place than I was.

You should study. A couple hours of torture is better than the consequences of failing. Although you know yourself better, and that could make you do worse. Idk man.


;_;

you know what I meant

Good luck user. Try to cram as much as you can before each class.


Eeeeh, still not my thing.


huh I swore that was the loli game.

Oh and congrats on the license! You getting a car?


That really really sucks. Sorry user.

If anything happened to my cat I'd fall apart, its basically the only thing that gives me physical company these days.

Everyone goes through random boners, just get used to it

I've been day-drinking all day. Polished off the rest of this root beer rum that comes in a moonshine-esque jug for 6 bucks a bottle, drank a fireball mini in one gulp since that shit is just spicy syrup, and now I've been winding down by sipping Yuengling.


Hello friendo.


Read a few lines up

This is the true 4am image

I have no drive to do anything but sleep now, I can't even force myself to play passive vidya.

lel. Good luck faggot. You're going to need it especially if you're staying up this late like a retard.
Go to bed and wake up early then spend the rest of your morning studying. You're better off waking up with some rest than falling asleep half way through your exam. Take it from m8, a anonymous internet browser.

Yeah, the trailer isn't a good indicator. I wanted to find a gameplay video to show but the first few levels are pretty slow. It's got a long segment in the middle where you're fighting xenomorphs which is pretty cool. Their blood is acidic so you get a lot of environment damage, too. Plus you can play as Predator, and he can detonate himself on death. Shit's cash.

Then sleep

Not really tbh fam. I'm just being a little shit.

I've been an asshole to everyone today and I just keep getting progressively more upset.

I know the reason, they're just stupid reasons

WHAT. Got a pic or something? That sounds good.

And I never liked Yuengling. I swear it tastes like dish soap to me.


Do you at least dream?

I can't sleep all the time, I just woke up. All I do now is just sleep and wish I was asleep.


No, I never dream.

Standard platformer
Level design is fantastic though, its well planned out and has tons of stuff to collect.

Also it has collectible tokens and an arcade where you can unlock arcade games.


This shit pisses me off


But yeah, just do some cramming

Sorry for your loss.


Crow girl is shit.

Not the homos again, we just sprayed the place!


I'm tryin to bum a cheapo car off of craiglist-facebook like groups. I've looked at a few but it's hard when you're broke as fuck. Idk man I'm trying.


Nice. I drank a couple beers to celebrate but not that much. It'd be nice to get wasted but I have no friends to get wasted with, or even somewhere to drink alone, so.

THEN SLEEP
Big deal if you just woke up, it's early

nah fam

How's the movement?

He's a literal faggot.

Did your bf dump you are something?


Did you learn on a stick or what?

And don't go too cheap, wait I've talked to you about this yes? Your dad knows cars? Was that you?

He's a fag.

Do you remember the time where she was going to shoot up her school because she forgot where she put her umbrella?

I'm sorry to hear that user. I had a cat miss a jump once and it landed on its neck and it died. Sometimes life is just unpredictable.


I found that to be hard as fuck. I guess you're better than I am at Doom.


Why not listen to music?


Is there anyway you can just take a break from them. Spend too long with anyone at once and you'll grow to dislike em a bit. Time heals most wounds.

i had one IPA and it gave me a pounding headache

i'm not even feeling it

I realized only yesterday that I had said I was living at my family's place for when I'm voting, but I'm still going to college until the 10th. The only thing I can hope for is no finals on that day so I can drive up the day before, vote in the morning then drive back.


I suggest not sleeping for 48 hours. I'm sure by that point you will be so loopy that you will just think of stuff to do in that state.

I can't just sleep on command, I've tried. I'll just end up lying there for a while until I give up.

Tomoko isn't my waifu, I post tomoko because she reminds me of myself.


No, I just feel shit for no reason.

I always do when I post in 4am.

Movement is great.
Controls are solid and camera works fairly well. Pac Man has this attack where he just slams onto the ground, and its pretty satisfying to take out enemies with it

I feel you on that one. I wasn't at triple X, but I went down from around 250-260 to 140-ish now - haven't weighed myself in a while so I've probably lost more from working - though I could stand to get a bit fitter. I still have some leftover belly flab to get rid of, and I've got stretchmarks like a fucking woman


My bottle had a little ring on the neck for easier pouring, but it's Blackmaker. Pic related.
Honestly, it's good at first, but it's one of those drinks that makes you more queasy as you drink more, and one that will make you nauseous just by looking at it after a night of drinking it.

i thought the katawa shoujo avatarfag was the faggot
why are people avatarfagging anime girls if they want dick instead of pusspuss


elliot rodgers was pure too

there is literally nothing wrong with committing a shooting spree

No, he's not.

Sounds like a great day so far, I haven't had a day full of drinking for awhile now.
Dam fitness making me go out for runs in the cold so I can't start drinking early


Sleep is the best, I just want to sleep for 3 days straight most of the time.


That no pump a rum
That no pickle pee

Do something productive, learn a new hobby or some shit. I dunno.

Because avatarfags are pure cancer. Haven't you learned this already?

You can actually get him stuck in a corner if you stay on the platform above. When he got stuck I used the plasmagun and I realized that wasn't fair so I went down to finish him off with the super shotgun and rocket launcher.

Then just lie there, why don't you want to?

Just came out of playing a D&D session with a bunch of friends, now that I have at least one PC death on my campaign I can finally say I'm a propper DM.

He was a supreme gentleman, not pure. It's because they want to be the grills

Getting multiple people banned is far better.

Oh… I see. I should have fucking known. I don't know what I was expecting. I guess I'm just not able to take a hint.

Because I can.


Because my bed is an uncomfortable cheap piece of shit, and so are my pillows.

So talk to him and cheer up?


I always drink stuff like that so I know what you mean. And thanks I'll keep an eye out for it!


Whos he talking about?

I've been studying, I just have no motivation. And each time when I look something up to solve the problem, I never quite learn what I did wrong. I did shit on the last exam anyways, so it's not like I have the option to fail again.

I have shit memory. Even if I read it the instant before the exam starts, I can't manage to keep it in my brain i have look at least 4 times to dial a phone number


I'm a retard for staying up late, and I'm a retard for not being able to sleep.
It's usually worse to have just a little bit of sleep, at least in my experience.
I'll just drink more coffee before the exam

Then go sleep in your boyfriend's bed

are you cebruz

oh i get it, all the avatarfags are faggots


he was a gentleman and never lost his purity to any succubi

Yeah that was me. I'm trying not to go too cheap, and I'll be saving most of my job earnings, but I'm still broke as fuck. And no, I learned standard but I'd learn how to drive stick from the fucking internet if it meant I could get a good car for cheap.


It's nice to see the simpsons back when it was normal.


Nice. Is it for gamecube?


Stretchmarks >>>>> fat. Still sucks tho, I've got some and I'm not even thin yet. Working on it though.


Can confirm, time refills patience meter.

Clearly you need to start drinking vodka instead.


clearly you need a higher alcohol % to drink that

If you're talking about Smokeanon then you need a warm glass of motherfucking bleach

Shizu.


>squish

I'm always looking for a nice, smokey tavern to drink at. I've always preferred that kind of atmosphere over noisy clubs; smoke wafting through the air, classic rock playing in the background, the clacking of pool balls while people make unfiltered jokes about women an minorities.
There's nothing comfier.
You could always drink with some of us on skype though. I'm sure someone here would be willing to get shitty on cam.

I would, but he's not on


No.

I wish I had vodka.

You did good kid. Now make sure to kill the entire party next time. Holy shit this webm's pure gold.

See. Now you're learning. Keep going, you'll find out the true secret to their faggotry.

Murder is always the worst part of yanderes but god damn my heart.
I just want to make them happy.

Tomboys for you

You said you have one

Fug. That spoiler was supposed to go to

I have a stupid question, do women enjoy sex? I've read a lot of claims on the internet that it's not really that enjoyable for them, but when watching porn, I notice sometimes the girls turn red indicating pleasure? Not sure.

Good luck!

I'm dying for a new car, its the only thing I think about these days. Might go driving today for fun.


Damn I was really hoping it was smokes.


Get his phone number so you can wake his ass up.

Yeah, but he's across the country. Makes it a bit hard to cuddle.

I find that everything goes in cycles when it comes to depression. Even if that just means feeling bad and not quite as bad. I usually use music to comfort myself. I even got a new album for it. I have it on mediafire if you like late 70's early 80's J-pop.


Damn, I never knew about that.


I'm not quite sure what you're going on about. Does this involve a friend or lover?


I miss the Simpsons.

A true hero.

Smokes is so deep in the closet Narnia is complaining about a lack of tobacco.

I want to make mind-broken grills better, but I'm completely fucked myself.

You tried.

that's a good idea

tomorrow i'm gonna get drunk as hell

Someone owes me a bottle of vodka, hasn't given it too me for 2months.
Slowly dying instead from being deprived of it.

tfw when you will never princess carry a tomboy

I wonder why the psychology behind being attracted to the yandere archetype is. My shitty personal theory is that it has to do with wanting someone else to take the onus in a relationship, relieving the self-insert protagonist of PERSONAL RESPONSIBILITY.

Oh okay, well whatever, stay in the thread

Another question, I managed to get a game running in Linux, but it runs at 24hz, I've changed the config setting but it doesn't do anything. I have the Nvidia drivers, my guess is I have to configure wine.

It came out for all consoles of the respective era


Find a few minutes before the exam begins, and nevertheless try anyway fucker


Why would he use Holla Forums when he has tons of advertising on the cucks website?


are you serious

Welcome to hell, even with work I get too keyed up to sleep half the time and try to make up for it on weekends. This is how you ensure you have no life and nearly zero friends.

Thanks.

I actually went for a jog after a few shots. I have a shitty old DS and got the strangest craving to play specifically Animal Crossing Wild World, so I trotted along about 4 or 5 miles to a game shop to see if they had it.
They did not.


I don't know if it'll be as cheap for you as it was for me though. The store I went to had like 8 cases of it so they threw a bunch of bottles on display for cheap. Some were dusty as hell.
Also it's an incredibly heavy drink. It's like oil in consistency when in a shot glass.


It was six bucks, beggars can't be choosers.

At least you aren't giving up.


I would if I had my own place, or my own room.


Nigga I'm a virgin but even I know porn is fake as fuck. I don't know how you form your opinions but watching porn is probably just above listening to jews and college professors.


If I got a car I would go driving as soon as possible.


Nice, might give it a try.

When is that shit coming out?

and why do I feel like I am the only person on this board who like the Witcher 3

TOMBOYS ARE PURE LOVE

Come on dude.

Have fun with your crazy.

i never learned these avatarfaggots names, but if they're avatarfagging why should i drink the bleach instead of them


yandere is the best shit


because theyre both gay, depressed, tomoko avatarfags so i thought they might be the same

I have my doubts that the average Tomboys ass is that big

but nevertheless I would be fapping right now if my dick wasn't sore and my brain partially dead

(Checked)
Why else would they want it? Nice b8 m8.

Any sort of alcohol would be appreciated but I still have shit to do tomorrow. Life is suffering.

brb commiting sudoku

Jesus christ that's doomed. Good luck faggot.

Any more info on that? I am cautiously optimistic over it.
I do too but not for the game or the main quest writing.

If they are 3D, only when they are cheating on you.

TN has stupid alcohol taxes so I know it won't be cheap. Going over to another state and buying booze is always insane for me. I'm talking like half price as my state even if I'm only in NC.


Homosexuality is a mental illness.

PS2 games to emulate please.
Thank you.

I'm sure there are people who like it. If there are people who like the shit that is overwatch here, then there will be people who like Witcher 3.

amen

>and why do I feel like I am the only person on this board who like the Witcher 3
I haven't played those games yet, but I know a number of people who like 3. Sometimes it seems people just want something to hate.

The purest.


>mental illness

An admission from an avatarfag that they are mentally unstable.

Shock and surprise.

Well shit, I've even had some girls tell me they don't like it. I know it was a dumb question.

I went for a job in the morning after a night of drinking.
I was still drunk, didn't end well.
Now I hardly ever go for a jog in the morning


Tomboys are not crazy they are pure love.


Do that shit while drunk, it will be fineeee

More then/

I wish I were a faggot, women just invent bullshit problems for no reason except to get attention and good make up fuck.

I actually like Overwatch and considering getting it once I get my PC
I guess I have shit taste then lmao

If you were here 4 months ago you'd be bitching about me instead

rip in pieces

distilling isn't hard at all


someday we'll be digitized and then we'll all be cute girls

MGS2.

Not on dreamcast
never on dreamcast

It's not like there's one thing that's tripping me up, or one thing I can't remember. It's a whole slew of shit that I might recall or have totally blanked out on.


Taking it and getting a shit grade is at least better than not taking it and getting a 0%
The professor said to see her in office hours after you get it back, for possible extra credit on mistakes, but I'm not going to hinge on that.


Sometime after The Last Guardian, before Half Life 3

I know. I guess I just have really shit luck because everyone who's ever cared about me has always ended up being thousands of miles away.


no u


Everyone here is a bit mentally unstable. It's why we're here.


Liking grills that look like boys is almost as gay as traps. Just admit you like men on some level dammit.

Armored core last raven

Then tell me how it is cause I haven't played that one


If only guys had soft skin and boobs and vaginas

I'm okay with this.

good

gas the plebs and the gays

Why? It just looks like a shittier version of TF2

Genesis is shit, how could anyone like that garbage?

Take it, it can't hurt.

Shouldn't it be the opposite? If the penis is the important aspect, it's gay. Inversely, if the vagina is the important aspect, then it's not gay.

well shit, that was fast

fucking load off my back, too

They enjoy it if you do it right, but it varies with what they like.
Some women I've been with loved getting their clit rubbed way more than actual penetration, whereas some didn't react at all to clitoral stimulation but lost their mind when I stuck it in. Women are kooky creatures.


I recall crossing the border to Georgia to buy smokes and booze a few times, so I know what you mean.


It's an incredibly fine line for me. Two or three beers and I'm just energetic enough to go out and do shit, but one more and I get sleepy. For shots, it'll usually be four to get me in an exercising mood.

…I never said I wouldn't

If there's two vaginas and two female bodies it's still gay.

I've looked into it a little. Too much effort for someone like me though. And I'd probably just go for wine making cause its piss easy.

But they don't look like guys.


Theres literally nothing gay about Yuri

Dude 1 beer and I'm ready for bed. I have to be pumped up and excited to be with friends or I'll just crash.


Oh yeah. Idk I'm tired. Good luck man.

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you know where to go pleb
>>>/gaschamber/
>>>/mu/

Holy shit user. It looks like a TF2 clone but replacing the classes with shitty all round heroes like League does with their champion design.

I am the kind of drunk who would fall asleep.
I had a quarter bottle of kahlua to myself at a family gathering and was barely awake for it.
I can barely hold my weight as you can tell.

I know that feel. Most of my decent friends live in the US.

gay as in homosexual
but i don't have a vagina so i don't have to worry about that sort of gay

god damn these threads always go by so quickly

Just stay around here for a while and that is going to change eventually.

I thought I was straight until I discovered a faggy place for fags called 4chan, and now I am not even sure that straight people really exist. Ancient history doesn't help.

time flies when you're a massive faggot

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(checked)
This one is actually relatively slow.

Basically. I'm sitting in depression because I never leave the house and I never leave the house because I'm too tired and depressed because I never leave the fucking house.

What the fuck is this.

But you got trips. So everything ok right?

It wraps around into being gay because it counts as a homosexual encounter


Futa on female is the least gay.

Shitposting always goes fast.

It's not the vagina, it's the fact that them looking more masculine is attractive that makes it gay.

They look more like guys than regular grills though. There are gay undertones.

Monkey a lewd tomboy but still pure love


They don't look like men though, and that is the same as saying liking twinks is the same as liking women, its retarded.
Not as retarded as you are though


Life is suffering but that is why alcohol is humanities friend.


You fire all you have too


How dare you harras the faggot, with your facts and logic!
But yes you are right


I don't normally take shots, I just swig the bottle.
But most of the time it makes me want to drink more and do nothing else apart from drink.


I can drink half a bottle of vodka in one night before I have to stop myself otherwise there will be non left for the next day.
Gitgud

my mom makes wine by the gallon. it's like an hour of work and then six weeks of waiting.


hell

>>>/auschwitz/

That explains everything.

Okay, but more than 170 replies in a half our period is a lot for any thread

well, I'm alive.

indeed it does

But goyim, your shit taste is what's powering those gas chambers I was gassed in over 6 million times.

How?


Will do.

Maybe if SEGA wasn't so fucktarded back then and didn't blow their potential on megadrive expansions it would have been on dreamcast

I doesn't matter
Most likely if you try your brain will stick to it because you really need it to

Its actually really fun. It fixes a lot of the issues TF2 had and add on to it with some new features. I honestly excepted it to be FPS ASSFAGGOTS with ults and shit, but the ults actually don't snowball or give out more kills, most of the time they're team benefits and serve as area denial. The classes are all well rounded and serve their own purpose as well

sorry for shilling


M O R E

You gonna do anything to celebrate?


I'm with you on this one. Shit's slow and sleepy feeling.


That's good.

Can you drive?


Its not gay and its not even lewd. Its just love.


I want to make my tomboy blush so bad. Ritsu would be the type to get flustered a lot about that stuff.


My grandpa used to grow his own grapes and then make wine with it. I'm so sad I never got to drink any.

which faggot were you? at least you stopped being as much of a queer

It's less about how she looks, more about how she acts. Girls can generally get away with wearing male clothes (if they at least fit), but it doesn't work the other way.


except that means you're getting off to a dick


That same logic can be used to reason that traps aren't gay
and they are very, very gay

back to the >>>/gaschamber/ weebcuck

No.

missing time you never got to have with your grandparents is the worst feeling

I think wide shoulders and a dick is gay, not having short cut hair and upfront personality. Though then again you are a faggot, so what isn't part of your mental disorder is hard for you to understand.

genesis is garbage.

hey, so, I once saw this webm of this qt anime grill who was like a bread delivery girl or something, and she pulls out this large loaf of italian, or maybe french, bread and inside is a shotgun, and she rollerblades to fight this task force with robots and tanks or something.

I saw it here, so I know you know what the fuck I'm talking about. Post it please?

yes yes.


Best monogatari.
They are all great apart from snake really


Blushing tomboys are just too cute.

Depends on the type of tomboy. Same could be said for traps I suppose.

After being burned out from playing Team Autism 2 I've lost all desire and skill for online FPSes. Then again I am playing Planetside 2 but that's more because it's fun shitting up servers with Holla Forums.

>tfw you will never out-drink your waffle

If I'm drinking alone, I have that same problem because chances are I'm not doing anything else but loafing around inside. If I'm with people or have something to do, I can drink more. I've done the laundry and changed my oil shitfaced more times than I can remember.


I use shot glasses as a kind of subconscious way to not drink as much, because I'll just keep swigging if it's the whole bottle.
Then again, I don't drink heavy shit very often anymore. Kinda burned myself out on drinking 80 proof and above every day back in high school, so now I just relax with beer every now and then. I even seek out really good craft beers like a hipster faggot on occasion.

>>>/mu/
>>>/india/
designated pleb boards and your new home

So do that. Its freedom and you can go fast.


Hes still kicking but is living in another state now. Just got a glass eye, kinda wish he went with a bad ass eye patch instead.


Getting them to finally give in and accept it would be the cutest.

They intentionally drop feminine qualities for more masculine qualities. Namely: How they act, clothing styles, hair styles, and interests.

smdh tbh oniifam

It's still gay.

t shower shitter

100% female + 50/50 male/female is far straighter than 100% female + 100% male.

>>>/Reddit/

I never said traps aren't gay, traps are still gay. Traps are less gay than two really masculine dudes fucking though. Traps are just gay with some straight undertones, and tomboys/reverse traps are just straight with some gay undertones.

I've never even seen it but someone post it plz


Monogatari is one of those series I got into for the cheesecake but then it turned out the editing style was next fucking level.


That sounds like a sitcom. Are you a sitcom?

There is literally nothing wrong with Genesis.

>>>/cuckchan/
>>>/india/
go back pajeet

Jesus christ

I think you're confusing tomboys for shitty tumblr lesbians. I think Pink hair more than anything is a gay undertone nowadays.

I'm here for the designated shitting shower. But you are here for throwing around cancer and shitty taste.

tell me how this makes you feel

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:^)

Begone dirty shower shitter!

Get some better taste in music, pleb.

Looks like she's getting boned

People that like tomboys are definitely more likely to like traps as well. Likely a symptom of being bi and not being aware of it.

I thought Frisk was a dude

you still have a female going with a .5 female
so it's .5 gay

the definition of straight is male + female. anything that deviates from that line is gay
if the female is acting more like a male, or the male is acting more like a female, it doesn't matter as long as it's a male plus a female
you can call it "gay undertones" like but don't detract from the fact that it's not gay


idk about you, i'm a diehard genesis fan and my favorite game is rocket knight adventures

Make me.

The great thing about 2D is that there's no such thing as reverse traps
They're just cute girls with short hair, tits that aren't outwardly visible, and pants
Coincidentally, that's also the great thing about regular 2D traps, everyone already looks like a girl so they can't fuck it up

you should make a trip out to see him if you can

my grandpa died a few years back and i feel like i failed in something important and meaningful for not spending more time with him

For my fellow Monogatari Series faggots: tarabletranslation.wordpress.com/

This guy is translating the 3rd volume of Owarimonogatari. He's 1 chapter away from finishing Mayoi Hell and his translations are really good.

Ritsu was honestly the best whenever she got rustled


I got attracted to Overwatch because I felt TF2 was getting overrun by autists and casuals and I needed a way to relieve the joys of medic again might play a little when I get the chance.

I mean, no custom servers and mod support may sound bad, but think about the direction TF2 went

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But they're still fucking females with boobs and vaginas.


Fuck off. Traps turn me off quicker than ever.

how about just don't do anything other than 2D and all of your problems are solved

I never said they were identical. They're opposites, but the same concept still applies.


Pink hair is more of a batshit crazy undertone than anything else.

Exactly.

Isn't that almost the exact definition of what a reverse trap is?

get a load of this hothead

Phil is a genius. His work on Tarz was monumental you pleb. And Genesis was amazing keyboard solos.

are you the one who made that thread?


he's whatever you want her to be

the most important part here

More spells and more monster are the only things to live for

Yeah, I was surprised by it myself. It's funny, the Doom enemies have the same AI as the enemies in crappy Bethesda games.

I'd say .5 gay is still better than 1.0 gay that you get with a whole male and a whole female.

Clearly you're the expert on shit taste, with your enjoyment of Genesis.

I never said I didn't like them.

Technically it's not specified. But yeah he's a dude.


Tf2 gives me such mixed feelings. On one hand I had a lot of fun wasting time on it, but on the other it sucks and it's boring.


Like I said.

Damn, is it me or is 4 a.m really busy tonight?

I plan to eventually. But its just hard to put in the effort to go halfway across the country.


I know! Shes just too cute blushing. Its so out of character for her to be shy and reserved.

Also its really freaky you used that pic, I've been hanging on to that one for the next tomboy discussion cause the cute bandaid

Oh, is it a tranny?
Is that why Tumblr likes it?

If you're going to post Frisk skeletal porn at least post the one where shes thick

There's no laugh track to my wacky shenanigans, so no.


Man, I wish people would just say "I like X, Y, and Z' without worrying about what's gay or not. It doesn't affect anything aside from an arbitrary label to throw on yourself to distinguish yourself as a part of this group.
If you like titties, then enjoy those titties. If you like dick, then enjoy that dick. If you like both, then don't spend hours arguing about how it's justifiably heterosexual with anonymous people that don't really care to begin with since they'll never meet you anyway.

Can always try give them a run for their money by destroying you liver.


Thats the main reason I use mixers is so it slows my drinking down.
but I still drink spirites since its more cost effective in the end.


Or making them wear sexy outfits and blushing from embarrassment would be best.


Cheesecake?
But monogatari is about the characters and how they interact with each other.
Which is why it seems like a powerpoint demostration at times.
If you want more action try Katanagatari, which has the talking + action scenes in more of a balance.


wanting a cute girl that isn't crazy is the same concept as faggots putting on dresses to pretend to be cute girls aka crazy
wew lad.

nah ,im making just fun of that sperg

I'm sorry, explain to me how a whole male + a whole female is gay

go back to shitting the shower

I would love to relive those early days but they're long gone. I miss the old community servers I joined. Admin abuse and map exploiting everywhere and everyone had fun. Too bad the autists over ran it with their hats and shit. TF2C was pretty fun despite how autistic their plebbit fanbase was but for a brief moment I relived those early days.

Getting your hair dyed any unusual colour in general is a sure sign of something not right.

How do I out drink a drunk though?

You know it. He listens to fucking vapormeme.

Careful with that. I fapped too much and burned my dick. I feel like an invalid.

I would warn you about potentially making your heart explode with energy drinks, but that is not as important.

I've found that diet coke is a surprisingly good chaser for rum and whiskey. Isn't really great as far as taste goes, but it neutralizes the taste of the alcohol quite nicely.

how about no
we all know what you mean when you say thick, you faggot


how do you feel about death grips

wew lad

Hey, user that's arguing about gayness.

Would you say you went to college for this?

i'm convinced that all this gay/not gay talk is fueled solely by whether or not people inject themselves as a participant or an observer

cause if you're injecting yourself as an observer that makes two dicks and one vagina and that's at least half-gay

Yeah, which means it's straight.


Mah Nigga

I know exactly what you mean


Implying they are the opposite means they are on the same end of the scale when really the opposite of some tranny would be some girl who takes test and tries to grow a beard not a girl who is /fit/ and likes to do guy hobbies.

Try saying bazinga. Don't worry you don't have to be funny before you say it.


I just saw titties. I'm happy with what I got though, might watch other series sometime.

I didn't enjoy it as a time waste, but legit one of the best FPS games at the time. Also, hats aren't what killed it for me, F2P
So yeah, you probably wouldn't like OW.

also TF2C looked like cancer and the only good Holla Forums servers were the Gmod/DarkRP ones
I'm still pissed I missed the DarkRP servers


Its okay, I probably deleted it when I realized having Undertale porn on my computer was a bad thing

I decided to hide this in a 4 AM thread in the middle of the night:

You are all lovely people. Spending time raging over idiots that you disagree with is a poor use of your time. If you act like your time is valuable, it will be. Play the games you like and ignore the discussion, like when you were a kid. Or if you don't find any good games, try tennis or something. Real misery comes from monotony. Good luck!

birds are chirping
5:00 is nearing
i don't want to go back to studying


not him but they're eh


if you get off to watching a guy fuck a girl then you're the king cuck
solo 2D is the only way to go

I'm looking into getting caffeine pills, since all energy drinks tase like ass cancer, so there's that

And i've gotten to the point where it's "play games, get bored, fap, play games, rinse repeat", so i've got some rest periods

kek

le meme music xDDD
they're ok

I prefer Steve Urkel's old standby.
Did I do that?

meant for

Again fuck off.

>Get a call from my gf bitching about something I forget I zoned out it was so meaningless
At least the coffee kinda hides the taste of this shit rum

Also new rare pepsi

Here's the reason I stop using external things if you're curious.

Activity really depends on the week.

If you wack it to males as a male, you're gay. If you wack it to females as a female you're gay. If you wack it to females with a male genitalia it's less gay because it's only half of each side.

Don't make me shit in your shower.

There is literally nothing wrong with vaporwave.

:^)

Look. When someone has a wrong opinion on the internet, you have to argue until the cows come home or it wont be right.

Coke is better.

Did you even fucking skim any of my posts? I never said anything even approaching that. I said that traps are gay and will always be gay, but have some straight undertones because traps look more like grills than the average dude, so the same applies to tomboys/reverse traps. If it's a grill it's always not gay, but since it's a grill that looks/acts more like a dude than the average grill it's got some gay undertones.

I just have fun arguing about it personally.


No, you might be bi if you like a girl that isn't super feminine. Depends on how masculine she is.

No, I was talking about traps not straight up pre-surgery trannies. If you were talking about ladyboys who've had a shitload of plastic surgery to look like grills but still have the dick that would apply.

That was half an hour ago

We talked about the same thing last night. Hopefully those 2 anons followed my advice and took a break to play games and stuff.


Be careful with those, its really easy to take too much caffeine.

You're back.

if that didn't work nothing will, guess you aren't a sitcom. Although now I want to make a sitcom about a guy getting wasted and doing laundry. Maybe one day.

Anyways, gonna head to bed.
Night senpai.

Hat trading did lead into what we have now with the virtual item economy but I agree. It was F2P that ultimately killed the game. I wish I joined in on DarkRP but I'm not a huge fan of GMod to begin with/
You're not wrong. TF2C was pure cancer but we did have a lot of fun salt mining the butthurt furfags.
>mfw you weren't banned for being a furfag

ill shove a wavestation up your anus if you try to do that, pajeet.

Fuck you

OH FUCK ME IT WAS FUCKING TIME ZONES SHIT MY POST MAKES NO SENSE NOW FUCK

i act like my time is valuable, and it only ends up with me being anxious over wasting time, instead of using said time
almost every time i try to "have fun" i get the pang of regret from wasting those hours

Become one with the booze.
I was born in the alcohol, molded by it, I did not taste the taste of sober until I was already a grown man


I like pepsi as a mixer more then coke.
Greasy fast food is always the best for a hang over, but I can't have that too often now since diet + fitness, so that means I can't drink as much and as often now.


Oh it is great for the fanservice, Katanagatari doesn't really have that but if you want pure fan service shows I know a few.
Rosario vampire, terrible compared to the manga but great for tits
High School DxD, great apart from the 3rd season
There is always more shows just for tits.


You say it has gay undertones, I disagree because you are acting like a retarded faggot.

Man, I stopped caring about getting mad at most things forever ago. When I got too sick to leave bed I just watched the world go by instead. Hard to actually get mad at things anymore. Not really sure when I started to feel that way.

Cya next time ae86~


Eh that picture is bs. I never message people myself but like talking to them whenever they send me one first. I just never think to do it myself or am too busy distracting myself from the endless depression.

Oh well

no
it's the male genitalia
that's gay
you're being attracted to the male part
that's the part that you're jacking off to
it's gay
g a y
a
y

to appreciate them you really have to listen to the masterful lyrics mc ride puts into his music. takyon is one of my favorite examples
i listened ironically at first, then i ended up liking it.

I'm a liberal and a Bernie supporter. Oh and I'm an atheist. But I'm not a SJW. Bathroom controversy is nothing compared to the way Indians & Muslims treat their women. I suggest you treat SJWs like the gnats they are and ignore them. If a developer listens to them, pissing and moaning on Holla Forums isn't going to change that. If it impacts the game, don't play that game. Giving them emotional power over you only strengthens them.

so you haven't listened to Bottomless Pit yet
figures

You don't deserve those trips

Get out faggot.

I know that anxiety and it feels constant. But I guess what I could say is that it's a practice in self control. Pick what will help you achieve your dreams and do that as much as possible. If you can do a little each day, you're on the right path.

ok plebs im going to bed
remember, if you're a pleb, you probably are a shower shitter or a homosexual
alternate Holla Forums: >>>/vcollins/

you're not allowed into alternate Holla Forums faggot

"less gay" does not mean "not gay at all"

It's too late. I already got the water softener.

Fuck you leather head.

If people didn't reply to my posts I wouldn't be here, and even then people only really reply when I'm at least partially shitposting.


Fuck off shill.

(observed)
Hey, user, it's cool. No one is going to listen to you, though. This is niggerchan, where one prevailing perspective reigns. Hate to say it, but it's true. Most discussions here are garbage, and that's because opposing viewpoints tend to be shouted down for the sake of "fitting in" or "memes" or simply because people here like to circklejerk in agreement despite that they shit on reddit for that very thing. The only great thing is that you won't be banned for expressing your views.

I too believe in Bernie's burgers.

Dude I coulda swore I went to the bathroom before the thread started, there is no way I was aware an hour passed, mighta blacked out which sadly wouldn't be the first time it's happened or I mighta just didn't realize what time it was or what. I'm genuinely confused and slightly worried about this now.

Fuck off.


second pic related

Well, I'm about to pass out so here is some cropped porn for Ritsu


You might as well be a SJW then

but I am an atheist too

That sounds like a really bland show, unless you make it about a man slowly losing his mind to the sauce, as well as everyone and everything he ever loved. Just put a laugh track over him sobbing into a bottle while staring at the clothes that got moldy from sitting in the wash too long.

Also sleep tight!


Salty foods are the best hangover cures for me. Whenever I'm nauseous from a night of drinking, I just pick up some french fries and I'm good to go.

too late the wavestation is already inside you

You must have had one interesting childhood then.

Nice b8 m8.

A benis is still a benis and a bagina is still a bagina.

i haven't taken the time to appreciate bottomless pit yet. i've played it as background music while i do other things, but i haven't gotten to really listening to it.


cya genesis faggot. look forward to seeing you spam undertale threads again soon


none of the candidates are good, but don't you go mixing gundam and bernie sanders

also
its leatherman pajeet

Add me back one of these days so I can shit on you a bit.


Stop that.

He's Got the name Bernie and Sanders. He's the most Gundam out of all the candidates.

But I wanted the wavestation inside of me.

Doesn't mean there isn't a scale they can be applied too.

Fuck you.

No.

Thanks for missing the point entirely and replying to me. Now I know to post my opinions here every day to get more of your sweet, sweet rage. Call me a Jew, at least you're paying attention to me and I will never leave.

"Liking tits and vagina makes you gay" .t Homoko
You fag.


Bait or a very retarded fag.


Mostly shitposting for that.
I was meaning that is the way you are meant to train to outdrink your waifu.

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stop posting anytime

5 pills seems to be the limit for most of those, and i'm pretty far from suicidal, so I'll probably keep under that.

Also the energy drink i'm using now doesn't list caffiene amounts in it's ingredient list. I am concerned.

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I never said it was gay at any point. How is "tomboys are still straight, but with gay undertones because of the masculinity" mean "you're gay" in your mind?

You have to go back.

Death Grips is almost as cool as vaporwave.

I never said I was pretending. I genuinely believe those things and apparently anytime something remotely leftist gets posted here, Holla Forums smokers crawl out of the woodwork to tell me my opinion is wrong. If they don't like me or SJWs, they should stop responding to everything they/I do.

its infected with tony banks
you are a keyboard jew now

I'm not THAT psychologically unfounded

yes I am

Back where?

That's basically saying it's gay.

I'm not sure why anyone would consume caffeine in anything but coffee


it's not even nearly the same, outside of the time of popularity and the overlapping fanbase circles
but comparing vaporwave to future funk would be an argument i could get behind obviously future funk is better

Holla Forums please.

I was always a keyboard jew.

JESUS FUCKING CHRIST
THERE IS A SCALE OF GAY YOU DOUBLE NIGGER
HOW MANY TIMES DO I HAVE TO EXPLAIN IT

I swear he's giving me cancer every time he says that.

these are the designated shitting threads. you're just shitting in a sea of shit

literally anywhere but here

I know. I was just having fun. I will train my liver for that day that I can out drink her or at least stand a chance.

I for one like a feminine dick but I know it's gay af family.

Some people are so afraid of being gay that they forget how to read in situations like this. He is one of them.

Because he's gay.

I never posted on Holla Forums. Holla Forums smokers going apeshit over all dissent has been a problem since halfchan's /new/.

aaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
I'M NOT EVEN RITSU AND THAT DISGUSTS ME

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this ritsu does things to my dick

goy vey
now im actually going to bed

I'm so fucking hungry, and dinner is going to take 2 hours. Fuck me sideways

It's all pretty good, I just like holding opinions people think are shitty for shitposting purposes. I wish people would get their heads around it and stop falling for it.

It's not as gay as masculine dick.

You have to go back.

There's shit there too.

No one fucking cares about "muh /intX/" boogey man or "Holla Forumstards reeee" but you're just a fucking faggot dude put a bullet in your brain

___________ No. :)

IT'S NOT THAT HARD!
IT'S TOTALLY SLIGHTLY DEGENERATE TO LIKE BOOBIES AND VAGINAS!

no
you're either gay or not gay

i will also argue that people who claim to be "bi" are gay


in the "lgbtqiawtfbbq", only "lg" are logical, and they can both be called "gay"

Because coffee wreaks havoc on my digestive system. No sooner than i finish the cup i can feel my intestines gurgling.

I wish more of them would list that. They only seem to do it when its like basically an advertisement. OVER 1000000 grams of caffeine.


So first it was a "test" and now it really is "oy vey stop insulting me"


Which is it?

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Really? I know you are baiting and that I shouldn't bite, but I feel I should ask what your position on guns is.

One (1)

pic related

you've got to shit sometime
who cares when


uno

He's back

what are you, a nigger?
no of course not, because not even niggers like black women

you shat on the fake one, im actually on my secret india-free bunker

wew lad

Please make it to 300.

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Alrighty I'm out, the booze is taking me to dreamland.
Enjoy your heated debating and fierce masturbating.

Take it sleazy.

try beating my record you weebfaggot

Played Stalker AMK mod and got burnt out on running in to invisible anomalies with no ticker so I'm taking a break and watching 30 Rock.

Also I felt like posting comfy swf files so that's what I'm doing.

You can call me a kike all the live long day, but if Holla Forums smokers were smart this conversation wouldn't be happening because nobody would be mad enough to respond. This is how trolling is born.

No it's not you fucking nig. That's like saying that because a cookie has cinnamon undertones it's all cinnamon. Do you not understand the meaning of the word "undertones"?

I'd say it's more because he's afraid of being gay, even though he's definitely not gay.


There's actually a much better alternative to the retarded acronym that sjws use now, gender and sexual minorities. I wish they'd just use that so that we can just say that it covers everyone that isn't straight and be done with it. This whole "everyone needs a letter" shit needs to die.

Cya next time octo!

don't tell me you're a fag now, too

You can be slightly gay, you can be full GAS THE STRAIGHTS SEX WAR NOW. The same applies to the other side of the spectrum.

I don't even have to shit in that one, because all of your Genesis items are there.

:^)

Oh. I get it. You're from Tumblr.

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Kill yourself faggot.

Can you get this damn thread to post limit like me and pinko?

just as you posted that i activated the zyklon b in the wavestation
goodbye pleb

what this then?


I just need enough money to fund my training too.
But good luck on your quest to get drunk


Im not afraid of being gay, its just your argument is retarded.

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when it hurts, I care.


Is futa gay? :

If anything and everything is potentially bait, then why do we post at all? May as well totally abandon any chance at actual discussion. On the other hand, if you assume everyone is serious, then are you, in turn, baiting the would be fisherman by playing the fool?

It's a never ending cycle of baiting and being baited. Don't wait with bated breath for me, user. I'm already too far gone.

Degenerates. All of you. Im going back to bed.

Also gay is on a scale. Futa is less gay than muscular dude sex, thats obvious. Don't even see how this is even an argument.>>9461148


No, futa isnt gay.

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Don't do this, you cunt.

Good plan. I'm just enjoying the smell of shitposting in the night.

Futa is gay because penis

wait so you're saying you can be fully gay, slightly gay, slightly straight, or fully straight?
this isn't even logical bait


get a better diet
also you probably like huge things going in and out of your ass so i don't see why you're that concerned

yes it's gay

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I abhor tumblr's website, I never signed up and I think red noses on everything is obnoxious. I also got banned from of Deviantart by posting goatse on my page.


No I never said that, what I've expressed are my true feelings. It's how many angry replies I've gotten that's the retarded part.

Futa is 10X gayer than trap porn tbh

Sure, there's nothing wrong with being gay or bi. But saying you have gay undertones for liking a FEMALE that dresses a certain way is retarded.


That's just Huey. He baits. And you took it.

wood u eat icecream made of tomboy sweat?


Any time you say anything its you wanting a reaction. Faggots like that one guy think that equals "trolling"

I agree

Agreed


But it's a feminine penis user

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gay/straight is a binary state
futa are gay. traps are gay.

Yes, but it's a weird kind of gay. Actually, it might be inherently bisexuals since it requires attraction to both feminine and masculine features.

I don't like it even though I'm bi, though. Too weird.

Yes, incredibly gay.

Jokes on you, I am Zyklon B.

Depends. If it's futa on male it's almost homosexual. If it's futa on female, it's the closest you'll get to straight.

But it's true. Slightly gay/straight is bisexual.

You have to go back.

I'm shocked they keep falling for it despite the fact that I said I had cancer and that I was going to shoot myself on separate occasions

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defending your fetish because yours is "less gay" than another is like eating shit with a cherry on top

That first picture is another one of the obvious media lies!

You wouldn't reply if an emotion didn't stir inside you that was powerful enough to inspire action. I know what emotion that was.

You should bail from the thread soon. I'm going to play Dirty Pair in the Cytube in 30 minutes.

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when you do decide to shoot yourself are you gonna stream it

no it's gay

turned on by men at all in any context -> gay

Right, but isn't the point of garnering replies so that you may meditate on the thoughts that you're given, or do you mean to tell me that there's some merit in acquiring replies for their own sake? If that's the case, then then I must be missing something.

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All your saying is that liking tomboys makes you have gay undertones. Which is retarded.


I'm not sure if it's the same people though.

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but what if you like only drawn futa but not real life trannies, or traps?

If i find out that the futa was ever a guy and wasn't born/created that way, it's an instant turn off. Don't want none of that gay man dick brah.

*you're

you have to go back

But you are replying yourself, wouldn't that mean you are annoyed as well?

Fucking media.

I'd go so deep inna woods people would believe I was still alive somewhere as one last shitpost.

By that logic, male/female sex is gay.

Honestly, I think a fuckload of people left when Mark threw around bans and never came back, and some people left when it became clear it was a circlejerk.

No futa is literally the worst fetish to have and I would rather live under communism working a coal mine forced to fuck a nigger bitch from Africa every night than ever see another fucking futafag

a dick is a dick
what the fuck is the difference

gay is gay is gay is gay

Well yeah mostly the first one

it is nice to get a little attention every once in a while though

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I should but I'm not going to. I enjoy watching the chaos over dick and bait.

Checked

Stop playing dumb, you cock-sucking faggot, you know exactly what I mean.

in the context of men. i'll modify that:
and don't try to sell me any of that tranny bullshit propaganda

you might as well make plank your waifu you low test faggot

It simply means that if you are attracted to boyish girls, you are more likely to be attracted to girly boys, because you are already attracted to females with male features.

I also got olive oil in my hair too, but that means I get to have a shower!

the cringe has exceeded beyond measurable levels

I'd rather have people make autistic shitposts about pic related than hear this shit right now.

I said that liking tomboys has some gay undertones because they're more masculine than the average grill. I never said that it made you lust for cock. Tomboys are still straight because they're grills no matter how masculine they look, just the same as traps always being gay not matter how feminine they look.


Dicks are, always will, and always have been gay. You are gay.

When will people learn to reply to me in the way they do Bel?

If you're turned on by a penis going into a vagina, you're at least a little gay. Come on.

there is a distinct difference that only a fag won't be able to tell

Wouldn't plank be a husbando? Was plank's gender ever stated?

maybe he's genderfluid you shitlord

Shit taste confirmed

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He was referred to as a dude I think

Implying I can't post anywhere I please, anytime I please, with anything I please, so your memes mean nothing.

Why does me having views (which include first-world feminism being a joke) that coincide with an imaginary woman mean it's my fault? Also, you replying is giving me attention which I love. That's all.

depends. is it your dick, or are you watching a guy fuck a girl?
the former is straight. the definition of heterosexual.
the latter is cuckoldry, at which point being gay or not doesn't matter because you're already subhuman

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I bet you think NTR is shit too.

Here's a question; Would you fuck a man with a vagina?

On the one hand, he has the physique and personality of a man, but his genitals are feminine. What if this freak of nature went out and got sexual reassignment surgery, and you didn't know any better? Would you then have any qualms about fucking him? If you did, would you then be gay?

Pretty sure at some point you have to admit that people are sexually attracted to more than just organs.

there is literally no difference between NTR and cuck

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Wood is a solid. I doesn't work like that.


That's what I thought as well. So plank is Ritsu's husbando then right?

If only we could have some sort of good thread but lel, this is Holla Forums. We can't have that.

lel, wut?

Yes

Wrong.
Netorare is a situation where a man is either knowingly or unknowingly in a relationship with a cheating whore.

Cuck is a term which means "thing I don't like".

Males with vaginas is the same as females with dicks, being not gay.


You've seen people react to him.

I've seen this, it was horrible. fucked by a trannie with a dick too. Pure cancer.

but yeah, gay. If he doesn't look like a lady, and you're attraced to the masculine physique, you're only a couple steps away from guys

Yeah it's just people that don't know.


Yeah and liking a feminine guy makes you have straight undertones.

Bullshit. I can tell pretty fucking well. Mostly because of TITS.

It's because they're both god tier fetishes

I thought you were calling me Bel for a second. My fault.

This post is worse than cancer

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But your flavour of dfc is a bit crap.

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If you are attracted to something, you are more likely to be attracted to something else that is similar to it. Not guaranteed, but more likely.


Normal people are mostly attracted to people that are not fucking ugly.


Well, but that is not very tomboyish.

He's been here for a while though.

I hope new people keep showing up to the threads who don't know what I do.

Mistakes happen.

I've done nothing but shitpost in 4am threads since October of last year.

Blame the fact that I'm shitposting as well.

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That's because you came in 3rd place when it comes to shitposting. You need to step your game up oniifam. Go big or go home.


Makes sense now tbh.


Wood can't be fluid no. Go back to science class you homopenis.


Ay yo, you can't talk. You did it for a while as well.

what does dfc mean?

Isn't that what typically happens though? It always devolves into faggotry with him around.

in the situation where you are about to fuck a woman and you see that she has a dick, it's an instant boner-killer
this implies that the boner was there to begin with
now, in the situation where you're about to fuck a dude and you see that he has a vagina, you're basically asking if it would be a boner-killer
however, as with before, it implies that the boner was there to begin with
having a boner for a dude is gay

tomboys don't try to pass for dudes, and make it quite obvious that they are female.


except it is an actual word in the dictionary, not something that was just made up on Holla Forums one day


pic related

Keep in mind I still shitpost enough for people to reply every time. I could shit in the shower and post a picture of it.
I'm not saying that wood can be fluid. I'm saying Plank's gender is fluid.

Have more bait.


That's all he does. Try to name one hobby he has or some other thing he talked about. You can't.

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So you come into a thread, declare what subgroups you're a part of for no reason, get told to fuck off for virtue signalling and moral posturing, claim that you're doing le ebin trole ruse, and then explain it away by just saying you want attention.

People like you are why 99.95% of websites with comments or chatting are pure cancer.

Well, this is one of the gayest boards. Half of the threads in this place just turn into complete faggotry out of nowhere.

That's right. I completely forgot about that.

Fucking sperg can't handle that tomboys aren't as degenerate as him.


Are you retarded? Tomboys are still fucking girls. So they can still have big ass titties. Like pic related.

we statistically have more gays on Holla Forums than on /cuteboys/

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I think it's fun to watch. I wish the antianime crowd would come back, I don't think anything is as enjoyable to see as them sperg out because they don't know the history of imageboards.

Hey, I know that .swf, these are some classics.


Cause you're not doing it enough. Git gud fgt.
Plank is wood, not a gender.
>I could shit in the shower and post a picture of it.
But you won't because you never get off of your ass and do anything. I'm still waiting for you to burn yourself.

I'm ostracized at school for wearing my "Make America Great Again" hat, and yesterday the teacher confiscated it. What do?

Second (2st) post.


i don't like it when people say the names of people i don't know

No, no. Alright, say a man is born with a vagina, right? Then, in adulthood he goes to get gender reassignment, i.e. he begins taking hormones, he gets breast implants, he acts and dresses like a woman. Then, you meet this person and you eventually get to a point where you fuck them. Since they've had a vagina since birth, but the body of and maybe a hormonal skew towards being a man, they'd technically be more male than female, but you wouldn't know that if you've met them after some point when they began their "transition". Alright, so you fuck them. You're not gay, are you? Seems like a tricky scenario.

Steal it back
That's illegal to take shit off students

Delicious fried chicken

Where's the stats boy? I need evidence. Not that you need it.

Those fags were fun. I wish they would come back to.

Thanks bae.

So, you love being a nigger? :^)

Tell them to stop being so bigoted.
Also underageb&

Going to bed to dream of my FEMALE waifu.


>I hope new people keep showing up to the threads who don't know what I do.
If you're happy, I'm happy.

tomboyish mostly comes from personality, their outfits just fit their personality.

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On a scale of 1 to b&, how underage are you? If it bugs you to be ostracized by them play it off as a joke. That or call them out on their bullshit.

Just kidding I think Trump is an orange clown.

There are a few of them on /k/.

Good night.

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Nice b8, everyone knows he's great

Kill yourself for forgetting that IDs exist, retard.

Despite not being a burger I want one of those hats. Any idea where to get a genuine one? I'm not even a Trump supporter but I love the butthurt generated from him.

Oh really now? I'll have to pay /k/ a visit.

Cya yakuza~

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Don't wear hats in school faggot. Most places don't allow them in general.

Wear a shirt

Fug, fucked up replying again. Kill me.

I think tactical shitposts are better than shitting all over the walls, carpets, and furniture. Plank can have a gender if Plank wants. Stop oppressing Plank. I'm just waiting on the right time to do it so I don't get bitched at by family over it.

Stop being underage you faggot. You have to go back.

I hope so.

But I'm never happy. That's why I shitpost.

Do they still make up 70% of Holla Forums?

a straight dick will never lie. put it against the most contrived situations and it will still only get hard to women

and this is a "tricky scenario" because you made it one, not because it happens on a daily basis (or ever)

Not anymore.

If that is the case, I think they just have more people in denial. Because only that could possibly make sense. Anyway, it's a well know fact that video games turn people into homos.

That's good.

You only get butthurt if the post is liberal. If it alludes to cuntservative values like everyone rushes to my defense. Kiss my ass you hypocrite.

Well, I'm not saying it's a common thing, I just think that given that situation, if it ever occurred, most people wouldn't be able to tell if the person is born with female genitals and is a convincing enough woman.

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But being born with female genitals would automatically make you a woman.

The most confusing case that could happen would be a legitimate hermaphrodite.

Ritsu's a nigger. NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER


I hope you don't get fat from all that pizza.


Don't blame me.


You wanted fire all the time. You're getting weaker.
nah
>I'm just waiting on the right time to do it so I don't get bitched at by family over it
JUST DO IT!

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Even if you've got the body and hormones of a man? I think people would judge you by your outward appearance and treat you like a man even if you had a vagina.

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wew lad

Getting fire all the time is the end goal. By starting small fires that might be looked over, I can get there safer than by starting one large fire.

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the "bernie supporter" post only had relevance because the poster was recommending not talking about the SJW issue, a call for stifling free speech

the "trump supporter" post gave an anecdote of an organization stifling free speech

so Holla Forums posters decided to use free speech to support free speech, and reject those that opposed it
i don't see what's wrong with that at all

I said that to you once and all you did was say "bruh." You don't actually know what you want.

Bruh

I don't think that could happen. Someone with a normal male body couldn't possibly be born with a vagina.

There are some freaks that are born with ambiguous genitals that could be anything, though.

just about any genetic mutation has a small chance of happening, so i wouldn't say never, but it would probably make them sterile and give them diseases and countless other things

Last thing. I'm out.

Also, the doctors and parents wouldn't really know if it were male or female, assuming it would be female. He would probably be raised female and just "grow up to be flat and ugly", and nobody would know any better.

cytu.be/r/4am_General_Comfy_Theater

I am going to play the first few episodes of Dirty Pair in a couple of minutes. Get in here if you aren't already in the room.

mfw spent hours itt and it's now officially morning

Well, I suppose it could happen.

It's as simple as XY=man and XX=woman, regardless of the fucked up shit that may happen to their genitals. Anything else is just a complete freak.

A man with two dicks is not two men.

8ch.net/v/res/9461404.html

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:^)

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You should spend all day with us too. >>>/4am/1601

Well that was some supreme shitposting goys. I'm off to bed. Night you fucking faggots who deny the fact that feminine cock is gay.

See ya fag

I am MUCH better in photoshop than you so i made this

Sleep tight. Dream of fluffy tails.

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The RPG?

you know it bby