How does one become a paid shill?

How does one become a paid shill?

I can't find job postings anywhere. Considering the apparent prevalence of them, there has got to be a large amount of them since they are ever present, always active, and totally ubiquitous among social media. So where are they being recruited at?

I mean it's a job where you get to shitpost for money. How do I get in on this sweet action?

Ask Mark.

you become a developer then be forced into it during your internship.

Get with the time, grandpa!

oy vey the chutzpah. this goy thinks he can start getting a check on his first week. you need at least a month in the office to get your first annual salary.

Shills are usually unpaid interns. You are better off working at walmart or at a convenience store.

Considering that every single thread, on the hour, is accused of having shills in it, there has got to be more than just interns. Especially since it's 24 hours a day according to the accusations.

Are you a feminist?

Are you some kind of retard

I imagine it's a part of the advertising department. Just a different way to sell shit at our face.

around 2011-2012 i used to run into several sites offering payment for posting on blogs or forums with low traffic.

You were paid per amount of posts and post quality, as well as relevance with the site/section

most of those sites don't exist anymore, but i assume they could have evolve into shillpost central.

"We tell you what to post and were, do it and we pay you"

Aside from actual Holla Forums paranoia, there probably isn't that many. And the ones that exist probably are on reddit or maybe 4chan. I suppose you would need some kind of marketing degree and work at an ad agency.

You discover that all along, "shilling" was just the new, hot form of baiting, and one that will never grow stale as long as retards here feel validated to have an enemy they can heroically fight

they operate through SL mostly and prey on NEETs

So you really want to become the most despicable piece of shit the internet has to offer?

Then listen up.
As long as you don't have an account on either neogay, plebbit or any bigger forum in whatever your native language is, that is old enough and "respectable" enough that people listen to what you say, no matter what nonsense it is, it'll be hard to get a shilling job.

To know where to look for them just google for companies that do (internet)marketing and ask them if they have an internet division and if they have open positions. You know, just the same shit when you would ask for a job opening everywhere else.

If you have good forum accounts, you most likley get one. If not, pray that they also shill on imageborads and you can convince them that you're able to argue well enough that they'll take you.

Or you know some other poor soul that does it and can get you a shiling job.

You only have to like a game, according to Holla Forums.

Marketing firms
But let me tell you user, you really don't want a job like that. You work for boring-as-fuck days and make minimum wage. You also won't be posting on Holla Forums, you'll be posting on reddit, NeoGAF, halfchan Holla Forums, pretty much any relatively large gaming board. This place won't be one of them.
You'll have to not just post about the game, either, you'll have to try and make your account look legit. This means you'll have to imitate retards on /r/Gaming for hours on end. You'll want to fucking kill yourself after a week from how many retards you'll be talking to and how you have to keep lowering yourself down to their level.

Get a degree in tele/communications or media, then get employed by a media company that works for a game studio.

That accurately describes 8/pol/ crossshitters and reddit falling for low hanging bait

You're not looking hard enough. Shills are usually recruited from their current jobs, usually working for a PR firm, and assigned to a project where they shill. Search for job titles like Digital Media Specialist and you will probably end up convincing people to buy shit like DUUM on cuckchan. They don't want people actually familiar with the site they shill on because they want useful idiots unattached to the places they're assigned to go. You can find a plebbit post on this where a paid hillary shill came clean on the bernout subreddit. inbb4 it was probably deleted by now. It made the news so you can probably find an article about it.

Type "PR group" into Google, it is as simple as that. It is how I found pic related, most of the time all you had to do is send them an email asking if you can join

OY VEY
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Pure coincidence

They're just interns, user.
Every company in existence has, at a minimum, 10 shills ready to go at any point. Large companies have hundreds.
Most interns are actually unpaid, so the "paid" part of paid shill is a myth. They do it for free.

Follow these 3 steps

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man, i wish i was sitting outside, eating chips and drinking pop