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There is something endearing about people who know they know jack shit and just want to have fun, it makes you almost forget how much they inadvertently shit up the market by their presence.

Also posting video games

people really need to stop falling for the "OH MY GOSH SJW HATE IT I MUST BUY IT IMMEDIATELY" shit. it's so transparent.

I know the whole shtick is being "clueless" but god does it hurt me to see retards stand there and aim in shooters, especially when they're using a fucking controller of all things
THIS ISN'T PLAYING THE PIANO, IT ISN'T HARD TO MULTITASK

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That was generally kinda funny

I keep forgetting this dudes from Boston.

Does anybody have the Bane Interview one?


What the deal with that webm? What Award show is that and how did Buzzfeed got an award?

Man, watching anybody play FPS' with a controller hurts.
I forgot what the numbers ones contain.

This has someone saying game in it so this probably counts as related.

have a deer in headlights

If you look at the top of the screen when they walk onstage it says the "Webbys"
I'm surprised that they would make an award show for doing pointless shit on the internet

Boiston strong low IQ. Boiston pride.

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why would you be surprised someone, somewhere would try to artificially give worth to something worthless?

Even retards gotta have their Olympics

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I just wanted to have some hope user…

is that legit or edited?

so lonely

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Not sure, I didn't make it.

It´s edited of course.

it's legit

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ask again later

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I fucking love how fast Holla Forums is uploading this shit now

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The Rhythm Heaven series is so fun.

Shame that I'm so shit at it despite being an actual professional musician…

enjoy your ban

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oh, i too don't have a job

I play for a philharmonic orchestra, user.

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What would sex with Lena Headey be like?

I too play for the philharmonic orchestra

It would be like posting something completely off-topic in a webm thread

but do you smoke weed?

also what is the webm you posted earlier and where can i find a lifetime worth of it

Are you a fucking newfag or something? Get the fuck out.

It's on-topic though user.

No, it isn't, retard

Meh, I'm not here to argue.


Don't do drugs, user. They destroy your mind.

Has there been any rage for this yet?

Yes it is user

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no because tumblr is too busy being paid by Blizzard to make porn instead of staging manufactured outrage.

i just need more of the parodies

I could see that… oh well, maybe this will start a phase where hot women make it back into vidya. At least we can get porn from the new vidya we ignore.

Why would there be?


You're a fucking retard

Just wanted to say you are all a bunch of dumb niggers who are scared of fucking jewtube that you resort to using some shitty video file type that takes twice as long to buff the video then the video itself.

Enjoy videos looking like shit past 40 seconds.

I have surprisingly little quality webms that aren't memes, ogc-gameplay, or Holla Forums related

these people have raged for much less.

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now that i actually watched this, i want to kill them all

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Okay so you're retarded and you overestimate things.

Someone is posting shitty TF2 animations in every webm thread, I know you're the only one, man, cut that shit out.

man, is it summer already?

at least it's video game related

or a femanon on the wrong day of the month

Nice trips but now you're as retarded as him.

It's a shame the mod humored you in the other thread.

Your trips make a compelling argument.

What other thread?

Did someone say TF2 thread?

If they are willing to learn, normalfags can be great.
If they are happy with ignorance and advertisers get thier hooks in them, they're cancer.


Epsecially since OW took out an ass over one comment by a member of staff - while still being the top search on youporn they said once they paid them.
It's all advertisement.


Edited. She was bouncing her knee, but prompted a "what the fuck are you doing" reaction from the rest of the podcast. The camera cutting is also edited.

It's always summer.

This is clearly turbostaged. These are grown ass adults in the media industry and they're acting like they've never played a shooter before.

The Dink has done so much voice work that you would assume that he has at least dicked around with playtesting or when invited to events.

ANYONE short of the physically handicapped could, after a moment of acclimation, at least move around and aim.
Not WELL, but way better than a fish playing with its cock.

Plus, there is clearly a shitload of cutting and editing. Watch the ultimate status gauges. The first cut to Winston has him at like 90% out the gate in a 1v1 match.

Hey faggot, how about you post some WebMs, huh?

I've seen people who played video games for years do just as bad as these people if not worse.

You mean DSP?

in the end, AGDQ needed the anti cancer donations more than the ones they forwarded it to

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Please tell me someone has made a music replacement mod for D44M.

k

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This is what closeted fags parrot all the time.

Speaking of

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Did those two have passionate sex afterwards?

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People with aspergers: saying what everyone wants to say if they had a lack of social awareness

my younger brother and everyone i met in the local school before i went to a bigger one at the start of highschool for instance, people are funny in the sense we span from monkeys in concrete cages to reasonable people and it seems to occur almost completely at random

The fuck dude.

Some folks have extracted the soundtrack, but I don't think replacement is possible now, or will ever be, unless id decides to take a risk and release a Doom 4 SDK; I want to have faith that id hasn't forgotten what gave Doom 1 and 2 such tremendous longevity.

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Do I have to have a specific reason for wanting to play as a female character? Why must I rationalize it? Perhaps those asking the question are in the wrong.

I dunno, I stopped trying

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what the fuck is this, 1995?

From what I heard from LGR, Bethesda doesn't want anyone modding Doom4. I hope it's not true.

What does that even mean? Do you just slap words together and hope they work?

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To be fair the video can be easily put under 3 MB with some work but I'm lazy.

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yeah, with a quality loss sure. always throw your files the closest to the 8MB cap possible, pedro can take a bit more on his 50 pesos computer

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I guess that transition has yet to happen to Phil

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Game?

Daily reminder that you will never ever be a webm wizard of the same tier as the motherfucker who made this.

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No, with no quality loss at all.

Coming from Bethesda "mods will fix it" Softworks, that's some grade A hypocritical bullshit.

anybody used to do the kind of shit on my 2nd webm at school?

what sorcery is this

Star Ruler 2

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That's a secret for the gods. Us mere mortals will be left guessing for eternity.

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probably got it from the original or a lossless encode instead of reencoding a lossy version, and the extreme simplicity of the whole thing. I can probably get a better version if i make it greyscale, mono audio (and assuming the monk who made it didn't) tell vp9 and opus to get the best quality possible with no regard to encoding quality.

The really impressive thing behind this is that it perfectly fits 8MiB. nothing more. nothing lesas

with no regard to encoding speed*

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More high quality rips

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is he trying to say that his birthday is on june 7?

You tell me uber satan

Nice quads Beelzebu

Closest thing was when someone took a shit on the floor at my elementary.

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for some reason my piss was always extra slippery, the men's bathroom was famous for people falling on piss and huge expenses on paper because a single jet could make the entire thing unusable.
I also put extra effort into it by drinking huge amounts of water and unloading all over sinks, over windows and cumming into mirrors

Sauce?

Youtube uses webms too. They take that long to buffer here because Holla Forums's server are shit.

Thanks to me, that school irked of urine for years. I was never caught and i was never reprehended of it despite extensive persecution. the only times i might've come close to getting caught was during my madman tries where i forced myself to unload entirely through the window, over a wall and into the open gym or just through the window and into the construction equipment/sometimes concrete mix right below it.

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Playing around with Audacity, made this.

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What the fuck?

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I still get chills from this. Too bad Liverpool closed down

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MALDITOS COMUNAS

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Is that some amateur wrestlo?

That was pretty funny.

My preto

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One day user… One day

hasn't your colony taught you anything my light skinned conqueror? don't let the commies in

you mean, comunistas, right? Unless you're Portuguese faggot.

I hope so, if not was just stupid :^(

I've been playing shooters with a mouse for five years.
A couple of weeks ago I decided to try and play COD4 on an x360.
I swear to fucking god I could not aim for shit.
It was so bewildering trying to move the camera that I gave up at the tutorial
So honestly I'm surprised that people have trouble aiming. Its hard with shit like a controller, at least for me.

who the hell coded an AI whit emotions?

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Us in some 20-40 years

we are going to turn into niggers?

He became sentient on his own, apparently.

no, robots

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Worse, furries

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doesnt explain emotions


why? what for? it's a war commanding AI not human emulation

VIDEO GAMES

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Because we never care if we should, only that we can


HIDEO GAMES

First off all, I am not going to watch the entire clip, can anyone let me know what is going on in that clip?.

And how in the fuck did you make a 7 min webm? Freaking 7:20 520x292

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15 min. I don't know where the fuck I got this

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yes but that one is 320x240

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I know nothing about webms, I'm sorry user

Webm threads good. Keep up the good work. I just wanted sacred 3 out of this bundle

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Dead Island: Game of the Year Edition
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For everyone's future reaction needs.

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whoppsie, wrong webm

could one of the mods remove that one please?

Thanks user, have one

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The laboured breathing is a sure sign of a fatty. Ruins the vid.

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Probably smells like shit wherever he is

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For when you REALLY wanna laugh at something/someone.

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Man he really lost the plot his testosterone levels dropped and he became an emasculated SJW faggot. That latest video of his just embarrassing.

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Yeah I heard about that. A damn shame, he was pretty okay.

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Well, he had a Che avatar, so it was only a matter of time.

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didnt the readers got triggered when the comic writer was going to make some character development on the nip garfield? but backed down because they bully him?

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I don't really know anything about that show, I just collect those webm's.

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I don't get it, he was clarifying what a cuck is and why people using it as an insult is fucking retarded

Eroge! H mo Game mo Kaihatsu Zanmai

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Combine that with the fact that he hates trump.

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He said it was "just another fetish" when it's worse than that. He basically defended cucking.

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Sounds like something a cuck would say. If you can't see anything wrong with it then there is something seriously wrong with you.

You know I was going to say that too, but then decided not to.

I don't know how someone would be okay with having their wife fucked, but in the end it is their life. Live and let live, if they enjoy it they should be allowed to do so. It's not like they hurt others.

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The issue is that it's seen as a huge sign of weakness and will be for quite some time.
I don't care that it happens. I'll just laugh my ass off at the faggots doing it.

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idk about that. I mean there are a shiiiitload of weird fetishes.

What I think is worse than cuckolding is for example that money fetish that some people have. Like giving a girl that has no sex with you money so she can laugh at you.

Or idk some bullshit like eating vomit and shit. A very common thing here in Germany.

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That gave the chils mane, blackholes are scary

Now that is a rather unintelligent thing to say. Do you think for even a second that a family of cuckolds would be a good environment to raise a child in? Even a divorced single mother/father would be better than "My mother is a whore and father a closeted homosexual".

It hurts the children it hurts the woman involved to degrade herself to be a whore and the man is emasculated which is the opposite of his nature.

If something inherently unmanliness is something seen without disdain and mockery that is not a society you would want to live in.

German in defence of cuckoldry. Alles klar.

It makes sense you are an emasculated faggot sympathiser because your country is being raped to death by sand niggers. You are a joke I bet you don't even own a firearm.

IS THAT THE OLD MONK'S HOOD I SEE?

Well at least it has that, shame it's so small. I liked having a giant custard tornado on my head in DeS

When did I ever say I don't see what's wrong with cucking.

It's a stupid fetish that makes zero sense. Like, how do you cheat on someone who is permissibly letting you fuck other people? It's like a fetish for rape.


Trump would be a shit leader. He panders to his audience just like other politicians. He's a corporate whore. You think because he makes money he suddenly doesn't want more money?

The only thing I'll give Trump shitters is that they aren't half as bad as Shillary Clitlickers and about on par with Bernie bumfuckers,


It is just another fetish and doesn't make sense like most of them. I think the only actual fetish that makes even a remote amount of sense is BDSM and age play.

That explains why you're such a cuck.

You could say that about every fetish. I certainly wouldn't want to see my father lick my mothers feet or shit like that.


That's an exaggeration, the situation is not that bad. At least here in Bavaria people are often very openly racist. In small towns people literally boycott places that are owned by foreigners.


I don't really know much about american politicians, but from what I heard so far he is probably better than Hillary.

Also I think that people who say trump is racists are dump. Idk it just feels like they don't know shit and only jump on small details.

Why would I need one? Not once in my life was I in a situation in which I needed one.

I am living in a perfectly peaceful neighborhood.

By legalising firearms you do not only allow good people to have some, but also bad people to have one and I certainly don't want muslims to walk around with pistols.

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It's still your Mother and Father doing shit with each other. Like it's supposed to be. It's not even fucking comparable.

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A father is supposed to be a strong person, I don't want to see him in either of those situations. Obviously cuckolding is worse, but him being submissive is also not something I want to see.

Actually admitting you're from germanistan, you're not very bright are you

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not going to watch a 7 min video now, write your arguments down please.

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No you couldn't as they are still enjoying each other there is no 3rd party involvement.


The same reason people own condoms user. Just because you will never need one others prefer to have them just in case.

Furthermore all it would take is for a few buses of rapefugees to be sent to your pisshole of a town and then you'd be wishing for a gun. You aren't very intelligent you can't think about things critically.

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Why? I am not ashamed to be German.

this is so fucking stupid. are you implying bad people care if firearms are illegal or not?

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it calls it the Xanthous crown like in DS1 - but it looks more like the Old Monks Hood.

I am so glad you have lived such a privileged life user, but you must not think of only yourself when making laws. Others who are not as well off as you, or living in bad parts of the country may need them to defend themselves. Now kindly fuck off back to reddit

It's because they're trying to discredit you by implying you are a cuck because of the European migrant crisis

Wow Germans aren't allowed to have pride. You must be a racist neo-nazi.


Hey I am a criminal do you think I should get a gun from the biker gang down the road or go through the process of getting a legitimate firearm.

Hmm this is ever so puzzling.

It's also a illogical to believe there will always be a person with a firearm around and that same person has enough time to react and shoot

Nevermind that shooting someone is only ok if it is equal force, so you shoot a man coming after you with a knife, it's no longer defense but murder.

multiple things

And why again is this such a bad thing? If they are okay with it they should be allowed to do it.

Why are you trying to tell 3 grown up human beings how to behave? I am pretty sure that you also don't like when people tell you what to do.

The difference here is that condoms don't hurt anyone.


It's a pretty wealthy neighbourhood, I doubt we get any of them here. Also you are acting like they are all animals that just wait there to rape people. Rape is not the big problem, the bigger problem with them is that they are uneducated monkeys. They drive very rude and generally don't know how to behave in public.

What does it matter? They can't get it either way.

I don't have to think of anyone but myself. Other Germans are not my "brothers and sister".

Are you fucking retarded? Are you honestly so fucking stupid that you believe that a knife is some kind of "slightly weaker" weapon?

What do you think a gun is you fucking idiot, it's something that SHOOTS KNIVES.


I bet you're the same type of cocksucker who watches police shooting people, only to ask "Why didn't the cop shoot his legs XXDD?"

Your knowledge is rudimentary at best, and intellectually dishonest at worst.

It's from CHIKARA, an independent wrestling promotion that's based on the East Coast. Been to several of their shows, and stuff like that will happen all the time.

There's an emphasis on wacky character comedy that isn't really seen in any other promotion, which is a major reason why I love them.

Webm related - Chuck Taylor throws an invisible grenade

Not if you have a good lawyer. Also knives are much more dangerous in close quarters than a gun and muzzies love knives.

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also adding to

that's pretty much the simplest kind of image you can get, the entire thing is composed of flat colors and low amounts of motion in low resolution. the only reason that video isn't all sharp is crisp is the fact that it has obviously been through multiple different encoders

So you both have demonstrated that carrying a gun is utterly useless anyways

GOOD ON YA PALS

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Just kill yourself, you are a worthless citizen and useless as a human being. No wonder Germany is in the shitter if you are the people inhabiting it.

and if you're a troll you are doing a pretty decent job, but you need to work on your argument. It sounds to much like a teenager

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i think he's only pretending anomalous

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I think he's actually that retarded.

You had me going there for a second.

Also, maybe I should calrify that I am NOT against gun control. But most of the arguments that are in favor of it (and against it) are fucking stupid and have such a limited perception on what people can ACTUALLY do with a firearm.

Several fallacies you say I should tell grown up people how to behave? Age has nothing to do with mental maturity or intelligence. Someone involved in this fetish is unintelligent and mentally ill.

You may as well argue that drug addicts know what is best for themselves.

Condoms don't hurt anyone and neither do guns. They protect people just as a condom protects you from getting STDs a gun can protect you from other things.


I never said that I'd CC rather it is a good idea to have a long gun at home. I CC a switchblade. But if I was in Germany or some other former 1st world hell hole I'd CC a pistol at the very least.

in a way that's oddly arousing

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Welp.

There is no point in discussing gun laws when we are from different countries. What works in your country may not work in mine.


I am not worthless, I pay a lot of taxes, and so do my parents. But either way, I don't have to be a useful member of society, I don't own society a damn thing and they don't owe anything to me.

You think society is going to watch after me when I one day go bankrupt? Well yes in Germany they would but technically I am helping others right now too with my taxes.

My point is the world owes us nothing and we don't owe them anything. Live your life and don't worry about crap like that.


Germany is getting worse every year, but not because of the things you guys think. Germany just needs to focus more on it's own people instead of trying to be internationally accepted. Also people going to the us and studying and then bringing those weird practices back to Germany is bad.

It's still their life and they can live it the way they want.


If they want to kill themselves, why not let them?


A gun can kill if it ends up in wrong hands. And I prefer that nobody has guns over everybody having them.

There are plenty of reasons to own a firearm, recreational shooting, hunting, and personal accountability of your own safety.

Do you have any idea how long it takes for the cops to respond to violent situations if they do arise? Anywhere between 5 to 25 minutes.

Enough time for somebody to kill you with their bare hands, with a knife, or with another gun.

There doesn't need to be some complex, psuedo-intellectual thesis written on why you need to have a gun, when it boils down to "I care about my safety, and want to have something that backs that statement up"

Even if everyone is deprived of firearms, violent intent will still exist among individuals who wish to prey upon the weak.

You ever hear the phrase

"God made all men, Sam Colt made them equal"

a manlet with a gun, being attacked by a group of 6'2 sandniggers, is on even ground with the savages attacking him.

Same goes for a women being attacked by a nig.

Those people took personal responsibility for their safety, and depended on themselves to do it.

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We still posting webms, we just talk about bullshit while we do so.

in Germany usually less than 5 minutes. Actually I don't know if that counts for cops too, but the ambulance always arrives in max 5 minutes. And when you are in the middle of nowhere they come with a helicopter.

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eena.org/ressource/static/files/3.-germany---120410_germany-s-112-system-presentation-en.pdf

Where you at, this breaks it down.

Like I said, limited perception on what you can do with a gun. You are one of those people. You probably think that if a robber comes in your house you'll be like Neo and shoot that nigger up.

You give gun owners a shit name. You are why gun owners are perceived as insane Republicans. Take your colt, shove it in your face and pull the fucking trigger.

I wanted to make a joke. But your post was so fucking retarded the more I read it the madder it made me

If you are not will to defend yourself, and you country you do not deserve anything at all. If you pursue peace at any cost, the cost will eventually be everything

You're a fucking faggot, and all you can do is spit out edgy anecdotes because you are indeed, a fucking faggot.


I'll remember the hours of training I put in, and use my firearm responsibly, though in reality, I hope I never have to be in that situation, I lock my doors and keep my head down when in rough parts of town and conceal where appropriate.


I treat my weapon like it's always loaded, I wouldn't point it anywhere near my face, but you wouldn't understand anything about proper gun ownership you fucking cuck.


You have no point, you have no will, you're a fucking faggot that depends on the state to take care of you.

Though this has to be bait, I honestly refuse to believe that anyone this ignorant would be posting here, not even Holla Forums is this fucking dense, or this fucking edgy.

9/10.

You take the prize, I responded.

god i didn't remember samurai jack being so good, that's kinda visually amazing

Because if the people involved in this degeneracy have access to children it would affect them negatively.

Also drug addicts don't kill themselves they live so they can get more drugs and commit crimes to fund this habit

Using your same 'argument' a condom can kill if it ends up in the wrong hands too just like a plastic bag using you for example if I gave you a condom and told you it was chewing gum there is a very high chance you'd choke to death on it, preferring no one has guns is extremely naive also criminals will always have guns.

I right now can go to my garage and make a pipe shotgun with homemade blackpowder and some pipe or even a rifle with matchheads and melted lead. Saying that no one will have guns is like saying no one will have drugs. This is a very common type of gun made by tribal with hand tools (and no internet) and matches using melted lead for ammunition.


I'm sure the main shitposter is the same guy that was pretending to be a brony a few threads ago too. I suppose it is a good way to keep the threads alive but always being contrary just for the sake of it and pretending to be all these pathetic personalities?

Less than 5 minutes? Try not at all Police in Germany already do not respond to Muslim on German crime.

Disappointing.

THINK MCFLY THINK

Have a freshly encoded racing intro to calm the pain

I made that tutorial

I also made the Conan clip using the instructions I gave there, and also made the GI Joe clip here

Congrats you know basic gun handeling.


No it won't, if it's something I learned, it's that the system wants to screw you as hard as it can, and when you need it, like say losing your job, good luck getting adequate help.

I depend on myself and the services I personally use to help procure my personal safety.

A gun seriously DOES NOT CUT IT. Honestly, in most cases, unarmed defense is your best bet if you aren't in a situation where you're dead no matter what you do. A gun as a means of self defense is almost worthless. The only situation that I can think of where it's actually reasonable is if a nigger breaks into your house at night, stays down stairs and wakes you up. That or a shooting.

I really wish I had the webm demonstrating reaction times and use of a gun right now

5/10.

No consistency, work on it, you were doing so well earlier in the thread

You're responding to 2 different people dipshit.

And depending where you live, responding to a knife with a gun will land you in legal trouble.

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Sorry I meant to link to for first link

I made all three just by using the techniques outlined in the tutorial

oh man, we all have that one monster

you'd think that someone about to be stabbed would have bigger worries than legal trouble defending his own ass with a gun he happens to have because he's capable of using it

What good is denfending yourself if your government wants throw you in jail because it felt like you were excessive in your defense. You might as well have just died.

I never fucking said that you retard. Are you seriously so fucking dense that you can't read a damn thing I said and post memes instead?

Because if you paid attention I actually said the law thinks guns and knives are unequal. To be perfectly honest, I think a knife is far more versatile and not to mention easier to conceal

Do it like Zeus and stick your dick in a gun and shoot it off you cockjuggling faggot

Two things; If you are a troll, you're making it too easy. If you're serious please kill yourself

iunno, maybe not being dead

what happened to that game anyway?

–Nevermind that shooting someone is only ok if it is equal force, so you shoot a man coming after you with a knife, it's no longer defense but murder. - T. Faggot, a couple of posts again –


2/10
You keep dropping them balls

thats some dank melodysheep.

Man,you're baiting hard as fuck.

da fuck ami suppose to see?

He's doing pretty good though, he's going hard, and people are responding.

I'm actually amazed.

I'm bumping his score up to 10, king of the shitposters.

That second one was way funnier than it should be.

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Implying I'm not talking to both of you morons.

But please user enlighten me how you would handle a situation where someone was coming at you with lethal intent and a knife, and all you had to defend yourself was a gun?

Well, looks like I'm following this stuff now. These guys seem to really know what wrestling is about, they're fun, entertaining and they understand showmanship and how to have a good time. Watching some of these matches there's sometimes an obvious lack of technical skill in some areas (varying between wrestlers ofcourse) but it's so fun to watch that I really don't care.

Unlike with WWE and it's offshoots that take themselves far too seriously.

I wish I could say having a record is less suffering than death


Yeah, to the fucking law, not me personally. As i said, a knife is probably a better weapon than a gun as a means of self defense. Unarmed defense is probably your best bet at defending yourself.


I wish I was baiting, but morons think guns are king of defending yourself.

This is especially hilarious since I was never advocating for gun control. You fucks were so flustered about the German guy you immediately went into damage control mode

But you are user-kun, you gonna stop the bad guy with that Katana of yours?

:^)

Aside from my hands and feet? I may not be a ninjitsu master, but I can kick a man square in the balls pretty hard.

Honestly, it really depends on the situation. Like, ok how much distance between me and the guy? If he's anywhere up 10 feet using a gun is worthless because I'd get stabbed before I can even unholster it. Any thing more than that I'd be hard pressed to understand why someone would make it obvious they are going to attack me at that distance.


Now that was bait

that webm, kek

Abbott and costello did it better.

Do you mean, tenderly tongue? Bonus points if the balls are brown.

Wouldn't mind tonguing a man's balls, as long as they are nice and smooth, and especially if they are brown

Might tongue his anus while I am at it too

ONE OF US
ONE OF US
ONE OF US

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There is no other way user, just concede and assimilate

Stress on the ass

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STOP.

Thanks for answering the question.

And I see you know the 21 foot rule, Which I agree with you there, still I'd rather have a gun then nothing.

And my coworkers say I have no sense of humor

I don't know if that's sarcasm

guncite.com/journals/katesval.html

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Don't worry it's not.

However no amount of martial arts training is going to help you against an attacker with a knife.
infect kicking isn't a very recommended strategy.

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I really gotta see if Darkstar has made any (good) new updates to their software.

and update the server.

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I may go back some day.

Ancient expired Potion can't keep me dead forever.

How do they even find out this stuff? Are they that autistic as to try different shit until something fucks up the game or do they have other means?

Yes, superior data to your scenarios pulled out of your ass.

It's worthless

It's like taking statistics about the birthrates in Japan and saying "we have a problem with the birthrate in America"

It might as well just be shit pulled from your ass

As someone who was in marching band for a few years: FUCKING HORN ANGLES!!!

Oh, there are far more problems there than just that.

Let us not dwell upon such things though.

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Only jew I like


Cr1t never gets old

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I don't know how to respond to this retarded nonsense, what confounding factors do you think have changed that make guns worse for self-defense now than they were in 1979-85?

Find me one study that shows guns as ineffective or less effective than other methods of protection.

The gun study commissioned by obama after sandy hook also concurred that guns were an effective self-defense weapon superior to alternatives (they cite kleck who used the 1992-2001 NCVS).
nap.edu/read/18319/chapter/3#15
usnews.com/news/articles/2013/06/25/study-using-guns-for-defense-leads-to-fewer-injuries
onlinelibrary.wiley.com/doi/10.1111/j.1745-9125.2004.tb00539.x/abstract

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VIDEO GAMES

nah.

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You wanna fight? You wanna get smashed cunt?

I'll corn you, m8

You get it to don't you? The flash backs when you hear snare drums in the distance?
The urge to walk heel to tow when you wear nice shoes?
It haunts me to this day.
Brass will always soothe my soul though.

Is that so?

As soon as I figure out exactly what it means to "corn" someone.

How gay

Let me know when you do

Maybe it just means to be corny.

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It's not flashbacks for me anymore. A guy that taught my high school band started a sound sport group last year. We're performing at an event next weekend.

Here's something new I just whipped up.

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Are you implying you could up your corn game? I thought you were the master.

Are you implying I'm not corny enough? I don't think I CAN up my corny game actually. What else is there left to say at this point?

Where did imply that? I did say you were the master at it

I wish this was a videogame so badly

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kek

I think you could up yours though

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Oh, I'll do more than that

Full size for all your meme posting needs

That doesn't mean you can't also be more corny

Anything for you~

If you say so…

I do say so!

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Did you know that there are tons of actors who never watch their movies? Same deal with video games, sure it was the case 20 years ago when people who loved video games created video games (and even back then it wasn't always a thing), but it's certainly not the case now that it's become an industry

That's a big ride

check out some gaymeplay

I started Arx Fatalis. I walked into a room in the castle & a snake lady starts hissing at me while the camera zooms in on her snake tiddies.

Added to the backlog right now.

SOLD

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I'm fine when normalfags know that they're bad at a game and try to get better by playing and asking questions and shit. The thing that gets me into maximum overhurt mode is when they're complacent with being absolutely incompetent and tell anyone who tries to help them that they're a "Tryhard" or an "Elitist"

No, fuckbag, an elitist would ditch you and let you be fucking bad not try to help you by giving suggestions.

One of my 'friends' literally called me an elitist because I suggested to use a 2h weapon in Diablo 3 because using dual wield was fucking pointless and did 1/4th the damage.

Holy Shit
was this made by the same user who webm'd the inner workings of axels as well?


Hahaha i remember seeing this vid as an ad for those mobile f2p 'strategy' games


i miss the first boston salt party, the second one just wasn't able to fill it's boots it was just a dlc anyway
come the think of it, around those months leadin up to it there were Mayday threads as well w

Like an anime fan on prom night
–Like an anime fan on prom night–
Like an anime fan on prom night

This is real isn't it?

Why do women turn everything they touch into shit?

I am marrying stamp-girl.

not necessarily out of their will, it's their nature. like niggers and being a nigger

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and the only people that even appreciate it today are those who are autistic enough to dissect and quantify every part of a video game, even the things nobody really needs to give a shit about
like half a button press
everyone else is just going to speedrun it and miss everything

Am I the only one who loves the shit out of this? I don't even watch Umaru but I do play quite a bit of Dota.

Get a load of this cuck.

he's a fucking faggot

someone from Holla Forums used his song in a video and he filed a DMCA and acted really jewy about the thing. Said he didn't want his music to be "attached to a political message" (i.e. it wasn't about copyright).

fuck him, he's a cuck that loves sand nigger cock.

5 years on ffmpeg

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