Does Holla Forums think there are any equivalents to Siskel & Ebert when it comes to game criticism? Name any potential candidates you have.
Vidya Siskel & Ebert
Angel Myers
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Blake Reed
Matthewmatosis maybe?
Oliver Smith
No. Sorry.
Rich and Jack :^)
Hunter Diaz
There are many Jewish Games critics
Christian Russell
Me, but I don't publish or write any reviews.
John Miller
No. What vidya has instead are faggots that cut their hair like they're in a cyberpunk world, dye it pink or blue, wear problem glasses and ramble about how analog sticks are tools of the patriarchy because they're phallic symbols.
Anthony Richardson
Johnny & Elliot
Jackson Green
good pick, checks out
rich is ok, he's even decent at Souls games. jack can eat a shotgun
James Parker
Thankfully not.
Austin Young
Ebert was a fucking faggot so there should be plenty of equivalents,
Dominic Myers
QUADS
Nathan Foster
YES
Andrew Baker
checked
Ethan Perry
Only one that comes to my mind
Joseph Hughes
Checked.
Chase Anderson
Kill yourself faggot, it's exactly because of this that the industry is in the condition it is.
Videogame critics wanna be movie critics(who are already a bunch of faggots).
Luke Butler
You realize it's because of these fuckin' idiots we know have journalists and developers alike constantly bitching about how video games need to "grow up" in order to be taken seriously and be considered art.
Fuck the both of em'.
Chase Fisher
That's about it. And he's not much of a "reviewer."
Henry Jackson
Has Siskel ever displayed any semblance of good taste?
Blake White
Who is the Mike Stoklasa of video games?
Tyler Sanchez
No one liked them for their accuracy in saying if a movie was good enough.
They liked them because they knew what the fuck they were talking about and had conflicting opinions sometimes. None of this "GAME IS EITHER GOOD OR GARBAGE" nonsense.
2/10 for rising for the bait
Anthony Carter
Rich Evans
Benjamin Brooks
FUCKING THIS
I know some people here consider them faggots, but at least they had some integrity. Roger Ebert always called out Ben Lyons cause Ben was trading good reviews and high praise for movies in exchange for getting on the red carpet and getting to hang out with celebrities.
How? All I remember is years ago when Ebert said games aren't art and Cuck-chan threw a fit, calling him a nigger lover and he deserved cancer.
Checked. That's a nice get.
Blake Morgan
how surprising
Adam Jenkins
Vidya has a thousands of them.
Protip: being old and not screaming doesn't improve your taste
Andrew Rivera
Kevin Watson
Used to be sessler before the cocaine and his interest in cuckoldry.
Robert Cruz
Search for Noah Caldwell-Gervais on Youtube.
The guy is a proto hipster andslow as fuck at doing videos, but at least he arguments his points and his retrospectives are very good.
Bunnyhop is more of a journalist than a reviewer, but he also argues his points in the reviews he makes.
LGR may be more on the retro side, but he also reviews new games from time to time.
No, faggot, he said that you should probably get it at a discount and that he barely touched the multiplayer. Maybe he is an EA shill with all of his sims videos, but surely he isn´t a Bethesdrone.
Jacob Cruz
Where's your AAA game, faggot?
Cooper Hernandez
heheh
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