PRESS BRIEFING #17 WITH SEAN "YOU CALLED MY WAIFU SHIT TIME TO GET HIT" SPICER!!
Starts at 1:30PM EST, so get your shit done, lurk some Vault 7 threads when someone finally decides to make a new one, and get ready for some good old Spicer.
White House jewtube:
youtube.com/watch?v=kBMtLmwQe94
Other urls found in this thread:
periscope.tv
calisphere.org
twitter.com
The spice must flow.
Btw, here you find the announcements of all upcoming action:
https:// www.whitehouse.gov/live
The spice must flow
WEW GET EXCITE
I know trump isn't our guy, but its fun to larp that he is.
I enjoy the butthurt and the entertainment.
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Filtered.
I know, he's way too much of an antisemite for that. If only he was chokin' on our matzo balls, eh Moishe? Ehehe.
With all the current happenings, what do you think the presstitutes will try to focus on? My money is on the travel ban, but l wouldn't be surprised if they try to go for the wiretapping.
They're going to flat out ignore TRUMPcare. Calling it now.
3 hours from now??? WTF???
while we wait
periscope.tv
I'm guessing the wiretapping. The audio only gaggle yesterday had a presstitute trying to make the President look a hypocrite over fake news using unnamed sources by saying the President's claims of wiretapping also come from unnamed sources.
POST MORE TANYA
FOR JUSTICE
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Fix your taste, faggot.
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BEHEAD THOSE WHO INSULT TANYA
HEIL TANYA
your dubs check Devilman
The weeb is immunized against all dangers: one may call him a scoundrel, parasite, swindler, profiteer, it all runs off him like water off a raincoat. But call him a weeb and you will be astonished at how he recoils, how injured he is, how he suddenly shrinks back: “I’ve been found out.”
SATAN CONFIRMS
Being X confirms.
Kek vult
Spicer is with us in this thread!
Hoo boy, I'm ready to go to Flavor Town. Extra Spice for me, I wanna see some ass kicking.
Good name, but which is his waifu?
Tanya looks like absolute and utter shit.
Her mouth looks deformed, her eyelashes are hairier then her eyebrows and those posting her are at least as autistic as horsefuckers.
go back to playing pony you faggot
EIN VOLK! EIN REICH! EIN LOLI!
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He looks like a lalatina man to me
What a faggot
TACO-LOVER PLEASE GO
>Lalatina
He meant an aryan cow who's unfortunately a bit on the degenerate side.
This is Lalatina.
WILL THEY MENTION THE CIANIGGER LEAKS?
What will be the question the press will ask 20+ times until Spicer gets visibly angry
We've got video
We can only hope
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Isn't that, the question of the day?
wtf is that bitch doing?
WE'RE LIVE
Hands off faggots.
Probably "does your new travel ban EO mean you're admitting the first one was flawed?" or something to that effect. They seemed eager to nag about that at the Sessions conference.
Manifest Destiny
We're live!
HE BOUT TO BRING UP VAULT 7
He's on, get in faggots
GUEST EPISODE
"Does President Trump disavow the storm that knocked over the Jewish gravestones?"
FUCKING KIKES
OY VEY
Call em out Spice. Call out the jew for false flags.
jewing the jews at their own game
oy vey muh false flags
goddamn repeating plots
as you know rabbi is still doing things
MUH ADL
kek
AWFUL START
FUCK THE JEW AND THEIR FALSE FLAGS
STOP VALIDATING THEIR BS SEAN
IT BEGINS
Could it be?
FUCK HEALTH CARE TALK ABOUT CIANIGGERS
I dedicate this to Kek and to Tanya.
is he ripping on obama while repealing obamacare? madman
He will not talk about VAULT 7
INSURES
OVER 5000
Sean looks different today. Is he wearing a new tie?
OH NO NOT MY IPHONE! I CAN'T AFFORD MY IPHONE I NEED MY FREE HEALTHCARE!
The audacity of these niggers.
OY VEY WILL CITIZENS HAVE TO SELL THE DEVICES THE CIA IS USING TO SPY ON THEM??
(trips!)
(trips!)
ey yo hol up, wut bout my timmes whyt boi?!
Yes nigger, they will. Just like they have to right fucking now.
it just leaked and Trump is now part of the government, he cannot discuss it like he did on PedostaEmails but i do hope he does.
So transparent, not even trying.
REEEEEEEEEEEE CAN WE PLEASE DEPORT CUCKSERVATIVES BACK TO ISRAEL WERE THEY BELONG
April plz
SHUT THE FUCK UP APRIL
VERY IMPORTANT QUESTION
This guy is far too nice
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Probably more like "undeserving," because she means free shit for nogs.
NO. The state commissions are the idiots that got us into this mess in the first place.
NO MORE FREE BANANAS
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Nu-male please go
THE BILL IS ON THE TABLE
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does this faggot have enough glitter on his tie?
DO YOU AGREE WITH THE TABLE?
I fucknig hate this guy already. He's too weak for the Trump admin
Pretty much par for the course.
you've been spoiled by spicer, this is what our government is full of
Where's Sean Spicer?
how will the THANK YOU SEAN guy open his sentence?
He seems alright, chill enough with decent answers that will hopefully stop them from asking the same questions ten times.
Letting this physician answer questions about the new bill.
Praise kek!
Spicer is shaped like a fucking dumpling and needs to lose weight. You can tell by his voice that his testosterone is low as fuck. Bitch looks like Rosie O Donalds side chick.
With khutzpah.
The Spice is the exact picture of physical perfection and physical taste in mecha anime.
Checked. Only the spiciest are normally reserved for public speaking.
new tactic? No one will cry over you insulting Spicer except sean when he reads this thread at the end
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Pretty sure the prop is just there to display the amount of bureaucracy that was cut in the new write-up. The less legalise the better. More normies might be willing to actually look at the shit the government is trying to put through if it's a gorillion pages long. Hope this keeps up.
If it isn't*
Yea I know but Spicer really needs to work on his image to be more Alpha.
Fucknig cunt
The press seem pretty scared of him at least.
Getting the attention on Obama care was a smart move, cognitive dissonance is going to force them to either admit that either Obama care was worse or Trumps health care is better. They can't just say Obama didn't focus on healthcare and Trump is just staying out of their way and being neutral.
Can't wait for Sean to step up again though, smart of them to bring this guy out to handle the hot button issue of the day
No shit, he's either a closet pedo or a fucking serial killer/cannibal.
THAYNK YUU
What he is not addressing is that in Medicaire illegal aliens get more benefits than American citizens. They flag the accounts of illegals so that all office workers and medical personnel know to put them in front of the line and give them more. This needs to be addressed.
Post proof Chaim
Nah I think they're all relieved to talk to a calm spokesman. When their guards are down Spicer will step in and raise the temperature.
BRING OUT SEAN
Where did she pull birth control and planned parenthood out of that statement?
It's the latter.
POO
Do women ever think that this topic of killing unborn children is fucking appalling and extremely disrespectful at formal places such as this?
LOU
PAJEET NEWSWORTHY WITH THE BIG QUESTIONS
Everything revolves around their vagina with these people.
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TURNING UP THE SPICE
LET'S GO SEAN
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Turns out it was about basic political freedom from federal government dictating what you have to do
GOD BLESS YOU DR. PRICE
ITS TIME FOR THE SPICE
I wonder (((who))) is behind these posts
66 PAGES
Cat girls?
BILL OF DUBS
E F F I C I E N T
I can see all the headlines complaining about spicer bringing up page counts now.
Sean how the fuck are you posting while doing the briefing?
That struck me, too. Very surprising. Just goes to show how efficient the Trump Administration is.
THE PLAN THAT SAVED THE SYSTEM
……..It's me Price
t. CIA
CHECKED!
CAR GIRLS!
REGULIZATION
I was going to go with jews, but I can't deny those quads.
Sean needs a new suit.
M A R K E T D I S T O R T I O N
fuck I meant cat girls. Fucking autocorrect
Abe
Huan
IRONCLAD COMMITMENT
FOLDED 1000 TIMES
Cat girls blessed by kek.
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PRESIDENT OBAMA OF KENYA
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Triple dubs confirm Sean wears the President's suits.
I'd love to wear one, but Sean needs a new look. Could you imagine him in a nice dark red suit ready to spice?
Get out Josh.
MERKEL BOUT TO GET HER ASS HANDED TO HER
Those boy scouts are gonna get their grab a pussy badge
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Wire tapped it is lads
ADDRESSED MULTIPLE TIMES YOU DUMBASS
MERKEL COMES TO BEND THE KNEE
Sonzai Eksu detected
Nah he needs to wear cool relaxing colors to help calm down after dealing with the press' bullshit and childlike behavior.
She'll probably be on both knees.
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THAT'S A CUTE QUESTION TO ASK
WEW
CUTE QUESTION
So, a nice white pastor suit? Maybe a sky blue time?
Ahhhhh, there's my spice.
that reporter got fucking rekt
Holy fuck stop stuttering.
spicy trip dubs
fuck off juden.
THIS IS THE BILL
Did you not hear that reporter? He could barely get a sentence out.
NINE HUNDRED AND SEVENTY FOUR PAGES
that fucking zoom out though. shit's getting real
WEW
TFW you spiced too hard
Oh I thought you meant Sean. Nevermind, carry on.
JAMMED DOWN YOUR THROAT
Fuck off Chumer
Trips confirm Sean is only at half power.
That might work. Something that would ensure that Sean wont burn out from too much spice unleashed onto the press.
THIS PLAN WAS JAMMED DOWN YOUR THROAT
THIS PLAN
Right fucking here can you see it?
wew. Sure let's keep this going MSM.
JAMMED DOWN YOUR THROAT.mp4
YOU HAVE NO CHOICE
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Versus 66. It's amazing what difference competence makes.
checked and rekt
Getting real spicy there
Sean is spinning down.
How concerned is the president? What kind of stupid question is that?
THROAT JAMMING INTENSIFIES
Isn't that the one feminist youtuber Laci whatshername?
Fuck off Schumer-kin
I FORGOT YOU YESTERDAY
Is Spicer taking test-boosters, what the fug?
I'm not sure, nor do I care who suckles my cock
Sean is basically the press teacher, not briefer, he always has to explain basic legislation laws to these people as if Obama had just bypassed them all before.
VAULT 7 INDIRECTLY MENTIONED
Well…
Super spiced today.
NO COMMENT
WIKILEAKS BLATANTLY BROUGHT UP
Laci Greene? The most fuckable feminist appearence wise? It could totally be her.
W I K I L E A K S
it was pretty direct and like i said he cannot discuss it.
I spy a jew.
VAULT 7 DENIED
how will it all end, no clues yet
TRUMP CARE
why can't he discuss wikileaks?
Get your eyes checked, lad.
WEW
Not denied, he literally cannot comment on it.
He is speaking for the President, that means there are things you can't say.
HE DIDNT DENY A THING
Yee
it's been out for a matter of hours and is thousands and thousands of pages. that was the we don't know what the fuck is going on with it yet response i think
So Sean basically confirmed that the CIA is going to get absolutely fucked. Nice.
My eyes are fine, my dick might have issues though.
The fug?
WHAT'S YOUR SECOND ONE
no comment != denied
No comment = confirmation pretty much.
ok, got it
excuse my sloppy language, I meant denied as in we won't hear any spice on it not unexpected I know
EVERY FUCKING QUESTION:
>How do you FEEL?
>How concerned is the President?
kill all these j-school faggots
New face?
hey, he got a haircut
lol u just claimed that
What timestamp did he mention Vault 7 in? I didn't catch it.
CLAIMED, HANDS OFF MY WAIFU
LITERALLY ECHOES
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This fucker is either from the hills of West Virginia or grown in a tube
THAT IS NOT A QUESTION YOU FUCKING JEW MUMMY
think a little, He cannot discuss it without planning it thoroughly, it would mean declare open war on the CIA.
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Obama going to jail matters.
Looks like you just got cucked
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Did we meme too hard?
S W A G G E R
He was decanted as an epsilon minus with one purpose and one purpose only, asking stupid questions.
Who is this semen demon?
Can't unsee that teeny tiny left hand. Inbreeding is never okay, let him be a lesson to you all.
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An IRL comedy movie character
COWARD COMEY IS TALKING
Do you think he would look better or worse if he shaved the rest of his balding head?
Truly disgusting
LOOK. LOOK AT THE FUCKING BILL. THIS IS GOVERNMENT. THIS IS US.
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Don't worry, once the house of cards fall the destruction will be beautiful. Like a car crash, nobody will be able to look away.
Do you remember the witches casting a Hex on Trump? It said to use a Tower tarot card. They cursed Obama, not Trump.
Worse. Maybe if he grew a beard.
He's spicy as FUCK today.
SPICED
BIG GOVERNMENT
Can someone do some Memeorcery with this?
DID I SEE THAT RIGHT? PAJEET WITH SECOND ROW SEAT?
Too late.
How does he do it?
must be awful getting before these idiots everyday and having to field their stupid questions
If I remember corrrectly they get rotated for the most part
J-J-JAMMED DOWN YOUR THROAT
Jim is such a cuck, thank you for the spice Sean.
spicer seems pretty fixated on jamming things down throats and cuteness today.
GET YOU ON CAMERA
THROAT JAMMING REFRENCED FOR 10TH PLUS TIME
WAS SPICER BUILT?! IS HE LIKE MARCO "THE CUBAINATOR" RUBIO?! IS HE A MACHINE? A SPICEY MACHINE?!
IT CAN'T BE A COINCIDENCE
The only thing getting jammed down people's throats is the
SPICE
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I WILL NOT COMMENT ON THAT UNTIL THE INVESTIGATION UNTIL IS FINISHED!
THAT IS ALL YOU GOT TO SAY SEAN
I ANSWERED YOUR FUCKING QUESTION ALREADY, CUCKSERVATIVE
I remember only one early episode where he got a seat.
It can't be done.
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ASUKA WATCH OUT
Sean Spicer browses pol on his phone sitting on the podium
This kike again..
Glen Thrust? lots of thrusting and jamming today
Again.. why the fuck is CNN allowed to ask questions? What a waste of time.
NO REGRETS, NO SURVIVORS
How many more questions about wiretapping will they ask? I bet at least 5.
OOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHH
SPICER WOOING BITCHES
Further proof that wiccans cannot ever do magic right and are as always full of shit. still nice to see and laugh at their failure.
REMOVE WICCAN!
Nothing is above Sean's paygrade.
GET FUCKED NIGGRESS
I was hoping it would not. Would've been funny if it was based on Spicer's mood and who he likes
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Oh good, a 2nd sheboon.
FUCKING SHEBOON
CHAINED
NAH HES JUST SEIZING UPON THE OPPORTUNITY TO CALL THE LUGENPRESSE COCKSUCKERS
Too many niggers in the room
I could hear how black she is from another tab.
The guy next to her looks so confused.
One! One (((question)))!
Lay off the fried chicken and kool-aid bitch
Fuck off nigger
How are these people allowed near these high government officials?
I SAID THIS 5 TIMES
Well a cat may look upon a king
I just wait for "can I axe you a question"
That's true of a room with no niggers, user.
SH'NEEQUA
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What a sloppy negress.
She's dressed like she just left her dorm room. Really shitty journalists and diversity hires.
FUCKNIG CHRIST DEMOCRATS CAN'T EVEN TEACH THEIR PLUS SIZE BATTLE APES TO SPEAK ENGLISH PROPERLY
Probably from Salon
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S-S-SEAN
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GOD DAMN LOSE SOME WEIGHT, I CAN HEAR HOW FAT YOU ARE
EYY YO HOL UP?! WUT CHU MEEN YU HEARZ PHAT?
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what's wrong with her hair. Looks disgusting
Disgusting.
yo cracka ass honky nigga you aint be litrly hearin that shit so yo wat do you mean fuckin dumb white boy omg tbh smh abc nbc wew lad.
no you didn't
like minds
The whip team?
Right Wing Whip Squads
JUST A CHECK
JUST A CHECK'EM
If female journalists want to get on Sean's good side they should stop dressing like that and come in cosplay.
Check is not money. Fiat currency btfo
Haha, can you imagine if they all showed up cosplayed like fat, virgin, weebs?
Two! Two (((questions)))!
Hamas journalist?
CEASE AND DESIST
SHUT
THE
FUCK
UP
If they'd stop asking about King Nigger's crimes and antisemitism back and forth forever I'm sure that'd help.
She does have a clear, soft voice though
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Fuck you kikes.
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can't stand this guy
CHAINED
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Jesus, look at the problematic glasses and her mouth. What question would she ask?
"WHAT IS TRUMP DOING TO HELP FEMALES ENTER THE STEM FIELD??"
OY VEY EVERYTHING IS ON FIRE, TRUMP IS DONIG A BAD JOB, ADMIT IT SPICE GOY
Something about rape
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abortion
Related
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WHY ARE YOU A WHITE MALE?
He's asking to get spiced
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winner
Why the fuck is she wearing purple for a formal event?
Winner
Soros puppet.
Muh Purplu Revolution
I only just realised that Sean has no eyebrows.
She was either told that Sean likes purple or she read on Tumblr that purple makes your breasts bigger
Most, if not all the women dress sloppy and look like two bit whores.
I'm getting bored with the whole insurance stuff.
He is so blonde that you just can't see them. Friend of mine even dyes her otherwise they are invisible.
This bitch is fascinating to watch. She has such vacant eyes, but every time her "colleague" next to her tries to take Spicer to task she starts mimicking body language to project a show of solidarity. She is still one of the few who continues to wear purple every briefing. She is a complete shill, wonder how she got her job.
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Wow what a hysterical bitch
Three! Three (((questions)))!
Rush job.
You wanna talk about punchable faces?
Oppsies, my image didn't attach.
Enjoy some fresh OC.
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Someone muzzle this uppity wench.
Jesus that women needs a strong back hand.
i'd fuck her pretty hard tbh
Do they still think that he'll release it? Good luck with that.
I don't think you uploaded the file you meant to upload either.
Sucking cock.
Holy shit these people are going to be left behind
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KENIDENS
REMOVE LEAF
He can't win in their eyes.
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Get back to Canada you fucking pozzed bastard.
fucking kek what was he laughing about
"I don't know and I don't care fam"- Spiceman
Maybe he's on the thread too.
her body is thicc fam. i'd give an exception for this.
Attempt 2
Looks right to me
UNRELATED QUESTION INBOUND
Nigger
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APRIL BTFO
Please stop.
She's fucking ugly. She's no doubt a bitchy cunt.
BTFO
Was there any discussion about Wikileak's vault 7 release? Anything about the CIA at all? I missed most of it.
Nein.
Just hearing it's voice makes my blood pressure rise.
Really needs to be a headpat.
good try/10 I guess
There was one question, and the obvious "It's too early to comment, I'm not sure" response.
margaret brennan's a well known troublemaker. looks like she's been comfort eating since the election though
Very well then
it only came up briefly, see webm
see (checked)
I already said no comment user.
That's because I pulled it from the original scan
calisphere.org
You can crop and resize it like all the low-quality jpgs online if you wish.
You are an embarrassment to shitty photo manips, you really should.
Is it not shitty enough or too shitty?
Val Kilmer
you cannot unsee
i should have provided an example.
Why does Glenn Thrush still have press credentials?
they're back to whining about the cost of investigations again
"it is a cost to you" appeals to an interest spectrum.
who values routing corruption?
the left's tyranny drove a wedge so deep through their international sphere of influence that the integrity of central powers were consequently compromised.
they are struggling to maintain control in this context.
my thoughts, at least.
I'd BANG Tanya day and night, Viktoria too
You don't bang little girls you mongrel. You send them to fight for your homeland.
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wew lads
Hey Sean.
It's like you didn't want to put any effort in or something. Made this in about half an hour playing around with stuff.
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Slight tweak, wasnt happy with the ratio of label and picture.
Make the beige border even around all sides.
It didn't even occur to me to reconstruct the image from scratch.
Tired and the instinct to make edits kicked in. Yours doesn't look too bad though :^)
Those digits prove being X is real,and is probably Loki.
implying Being X isn't Sean
Got as close as I could.
True that, I just hate seeing things not done right.
GAY
What is this anime? The character designs look shit
It should be "eine loli" tbqh, female article and all that.
I'll fix it in photoshop for you then
Youjo Senki
Youjo Senki Saga of Tanya the Evil
It's the best anime out right now and very Holla Forums the girl is actually a man.
The jew fears the loli.
here
Gotta love photoshop compression
Your waifu looks like ass :'^)
KEK WILLS IT
D-don't say that name!
Whoa. Satan putting down the hoof.
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Posting interesting caps:
France has to unpozz itself quickly. It doesn't have much time left. Frenchanons know what they have to do.
Nonsense. She actually looks distinct unlike the millions of generic animu girls.
Only because of the duck lips.
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They are mentally ill, they say they feel like they are born in the wrong body but thats delusion and denial.