Skyrim

Why does Holla Forums hate this game oh so much?

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Level scaling, and the lack of the ability to create game breaking overpowered build. That's all.

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Don't take the bait.

But I love Skyrim as a walking simulator.

shit quests shit gameplay shit story shit atmosphere shit engine shit thread shit OP

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We hate it because of what this guy said:

The combat lacks depth. If it were more fun to fight, I'd like the game.

I don't always agree with Holla Forums, but even I hate it.

Even with mods it's still gay.

tell me how to make skyrim sexy
i want to be a trap but it seems hard

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Just go to loverslab, I'm sure they have something to fit your needs. After turning Skyrim into your own fetish porn simulator, grab some HD textures/ENB/other shit from the Nexus.

That shouldn't be too hard to find. For some reason a lot of people who jerk of to drawn things are also into traps. Just look for a way to enable sos on females.

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it's boring

i've modded skyrim before
it seems easy to be a flat chested girl with a dick, but that's not good enough
i want to be a cute boy without changing every other male in the game into a cute boy

Because it’s oh so shit.

is this not what you wanted?

loverslab.com/files/file/2467-sos-schlong-for-females-and-equipable-schlong-bodyslide/

again, that's just putting a dick on a girl
i want to be a CUTE BOY.

The cities are tiny and suck dick.
The game is completely broken and destroys immersion through Bethesda's garbage animation and millions of bugs.
Grey and brown, impossible to roleplay with dumbed down character creation, etc.

But what I can't understand for the life of me is why people hate the quests. They're the same as every other Elder Scrolls, the guilds are far shorter and don't even require you to use the guilds main skills, but the quests themselves aren't any more interesting than morrowinds. Every other TES game uses the "Go to this dungeon, kill this asshole" formula yet everyone complains about it when it comes to this game.

What is that supposed to mean? A buy with breasts?

guy*

He said he wants a trap.
Just a passable guy dressed as a grill.

Autists love a wall text of dialogue, something that skyrym's quest don't provide.

wtf is a "passable guy"? Because that sounds like a guy slightly above average. Like, you know, he is not good looking, but passable.

Also shouldn't be that hard to put a dress on that thing, just download one of the female only outfits and give it to the guy.

Autists loved Dragons Dogma even with its bare-bone quests. Try again.

Because of how small scale and neutered it is compared to oblivion, which was already a watered-down morrowind. The only thing that has (mildly) improved are the graphics and animations, only superficial shit, at the expense of actual gameplay.

"Passable" means he looks like a girl, he's effeminate satan.

Isn't every dungeon visible on the map?
I can't remember. What's the point in exploring?

DD doesn't try to be an RP

RPG* fug

Well, there is this shit, makes male bodies smoother if that is what makes a guy passable.

You know, it's one of those rare cases where the game is bad, but the community and other related-stuff are some of the best.

I like it with the mods, but I understand it's still a casualized, jew-fest that takes the rpg genre a few leaps backwards.

And here is the mod for slim bodies.

nexusmods.com/skyrim/mods/58390/?

Spoiler dat shit.


Dragon Cuckma is devil may cry with quest fetching. Different audience fam.

None of these would work.
It'd be better to just take the female model, make it flat chested and add a """"feminine penis"""""

Why would they not work?

Too manly. The user you're responding to is a total faggot, but he's not that type of faggot.

How is that shit too manly? Those guys look pretty gay to me.

It got memed to death, just like Portal.

Yeah, but their bodies are still masculine, large biceps/triceps, developed pectorals, broad shoulders, etc. They don't look girly.

They come with different options, I think you can turn that stuff off entirely. It says something about options in the description.

Mostly just nostalgia and a rampant desire to dislike things that are popular because we must be as contrarian as possible on Holla Forums.

Stop the lies.

Holy shit, this industry is over.

no berserk references

Is there a Skyrim compilation download that has a bunch of the sex mods all in one? Anytime I've tried to heavily mod Skyrim I end up breaking the game and just giving up and uninstalling it.

You have to git gud

Holla Forums hates Skyrim because of how shit it is in combination with how popular it is.

Now, that phrase doesn't necessarily mean what you think it means. Quasi-hipster hating whatever's popular isn't the true root of the expression of the average Holla Forums user's hatred. Have you read the way they most commonly respond to the subject? It smacks of being burnt-out, worn down, and forlorn.

Holla Forums hates it, because it's so popular, that it's a constant reminder of their favorite hobby being manhandled and fucked with by normalfags who not only don't have any taste, but wouldn't know what taste is, outside of what TV or their clique has taught them. Like snot nosed, obnoxious children drooling all over their favorite toy. And where the normalfags are the feckless children, the industry is the normalfag parents, who slap your hand away when you try to take your toy back, "Don't be so entitled!"

It's the never ending reminder that their hobby will never ascend to the heights it deserves to. It's the crushing, all pervasive understand born from years of constant let downs that their hobby is molested by careless normalfags the and callous/insipid journalism that enables them.

Because it's only okay and everyone overhypes it.

Everything in that game can be considered lost fucking potential along with anything Bethesda shits out.

Only good point is modding (If you play this on consoles you're a fucking casual normalfag) and the porn that results on it.

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