Whom would you cast in the inevitable Overwatch movie?

Whom would you cast in the inevitable Overwatch movie?

Leslie jones

Daisy Risley, Maisie Williams, Chloë Grace Moretz, John Boyega & Idris Elba. Directed by JJ Abrams, written by Damon Lindelof.

Shido Nakamura as Hanzo.

That's all I got.

SFM porn.

They wouldn't cast her, she has boobs for gods sake

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Didn't she have hips in Ex Machina? I'm fairly certain she did. When did she turn into a 16-year-old boy?

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Marie Claude Bourbonnais ♥

Basically all of the meme actors de jour

Doomfist - John Boyega
Junkrat - Jared Leto
McCree - Scott Eastwood
Mercy - Scarjo (because it's important the only white woman gets played by a Jew)
Torbjorn - The Rock/Vin Diesel (they've both already lightwashed white characters to my knowledge)
Winston - Leslie Jones

I don’t think so, user. We need a strong, independent woman of colour who can act as a role model for young girls and POC, not some hwhite, blond bimbo for the hwhite males to ogle.

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Trips of Truth.


Trips of lies.

So uhh, where did you fly here from?

Didn't actually, had to look them up aside from the shiksa and ape. I only thought there were around 10 of the fuckers, didn't realize they had that many. And it's as diverse as you could imagine.
Also checking


He's a neofag, what we've been trying to warn you about.

her body was cgi

So you guys knew all along?

Can I get access to your limited profile?

Melissa McCarthy as the fat eskimo pig

They're too retarded to understand the layers of ironic shitposting here.
More than likely they'll end up at cuckchan.

Bliss as Mercy

How is it you can find curvy ass thots in the internets but studios always prefer fridges like these ?

Nah, they will fit in with this board better. Specially with the Harvey Weinstein defender, TruthSeeker, the huenigger and the Turkroach posters.

Because hollyjew directors are faggot pedophiles that want their women to look like prepubescent boys, so no tits or asses allowed.

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Yup also hollywood and the jews have a high percentage of homosexuals and now they dumped envious obese, ugly, sjw, virtue signaling, feminist and female failures (whore, unmarried no kids) into leadership roles.
These "women"can't stand to have good looking feminine young women in their movies as it makes them feel insecure & ugly.
Its a perfect storm of retardation that was put into play by the jews.

I would cast a bunch of child actors, because that's pretty much what Overwatch's playerbase is.

So Hollywood is Holla Forums?

muh feminine dick

Fucking love these bitches, muscular but still maintaining that femenine figure, not trying to look like men with wigs.

Somebody with autism made this.

I want to get Impregnated by someone with autism tbh.

#3 looks like a super heroine

No goy, those bodies are unrealistic and impossible, stick with these tables we give you.

tables, fridges and _?

Brooms.

you know jewish women look like the penguin from the 1992 batman no shape, goblin face, short , confrontational and angry. I suppose that's another reason to cast "tables, fridges and brooms" so that the jews can compete for roles they are unsuitable for ( ie the eye candy).

Maybe it's because the curvy thots from the internets can't act for shit, and girls with fridge bodies are the overachievers who bother to hone their acting skills.

Yeah, no. Cara Delevingne, Daisy Ridley, Gal Gadot and the new fridge raider are all awful actresses.

that doesn't mean an actual instagram whore that gets prostituted out by Saudi princes to fuck dogs would do better

They'll give a similar performance, but at least they'd look good on the screen.

That tranny is jewish so he automatically will get whatever part he is auditioning for. Furthermore they launch a huge marketing campaign to push "the idea" on women, the weak minded (soy boys) and homos that its manish body is "hot". Similar to what they did with Sara Jessica Parker when that degenerate old whore show used to be on TV & or in movie theaters.
you want good looking women who can act? They are not in hollywood they are everywhere else in the US, Canada, & Europe.

if you're that horny just jack off anytime you like with a little thing called the internet and you'll stop caring in 5 minutes, rather than having to sit through 2 hours of shit just to see 30 seconds of, at most, softcore.

Why are you so butthurt about someone wanting good looking women in movies? Are you a jew? A woman? Or maybe both?

Normal people like to see and be surrounded by beautiful things and people. Having disgusting and unpleasant actresses on screen is repulsive like going to the DVM or hanging out in an alley with home less junkies who wants to see that?

This

Considering how popular Black Panther will be I don't think that's true.

jews using tricks and lots of niggers and spics… fast and the furious demographic.

also Wonder Woman was a big smash and it has le jewish tranny in it.
so what were you saying about normalfags wanting to see beauty?

vampybitme as d.va
dont care how fake them titties are

Tyrone, you're not fooling anybody, stop pretending that anybody aside from niggers want to see disgusting fat rolls jiggling about.

We live in a degenerate society, people forget about their nature, they see those movies and get entertained by them, but deep down they feel "something" missing in them.

Itt: muh dick
who let these niggers who control their impulses on the board?

imagine being so basic that you played Overwatch

Those aren't nigger butts, they like disgusting fatballs. The women in those pictures have well-developed muscular butts.

The story is Wonder tranny did ok ie average overall however around the time of Wonder tranny came out the Chinese were caught committing fraud with the box-office numbers. Its probably common practice in US and elsewhere ( Chinese made the mistake of initially not allowing jews to wet their beak most likely) to push garbage movies on to the "goyim" claim they were successful, popular and defraud various people from their shekels.
Typical jews
No one like ugly women they weren't able to save all of their monstrosities see "Answer the call 2016 ( they overreached a bit too much there)"


and bit of this however if someone made an action flick with lots good looking people in it would be a huge success.

jews always hate beauty here is the female form as it should be: ( pic is for you)

whores in the photos above don't look like that at all, way bigger fake tits and nigger asses and hips and are all definitely non-white mongrels, and they they probably got to impress some rapper.
Also its common for Jewish whores to have big cowtits, a common characteristics they try to stereotype onto whites, who have more modest, perky tits and tighter asses.
Whether you're a Shlomo or a Tyrone nobody is falling for you trying to correlate non-white characteristics with whites, just give up.

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See

The Jew was found.

NIGGER BUTTS

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Exactly. This is what nigger butts look like in contrast to those pics above.

Contrast that with a Russian girl that works out a lot

all of them have nigger tier waist and hips that look exactly the same as do. second one has nigger ass, first one probably does just at a bad angle, third and fourth look like Brazilian trannies.
want to try again?

W-why are you doing this to me, user? I was just recovering from my latest attack of junglefever dammit!

lol

You need some fucking taste.

>>>/ebon/
>>>/ebon/
>>>/ebon/
>>>/ebon/
You know you want to.

There's no point arguing with you, you won't take it seriously and go "dah dah they niggers!"

just admit you like plastic Saudi whores and be done with it

COLONIZED

BIG WHITE DICK!! LITTLE NIGGER COCK? I THINK NOT!!

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If I had 'some fucking taste' I wouldn't be on Holla Forums, now would I?


You are really starting to push it now, user. I can only take so much.

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Well at the very least not Holla Forums, so I guess you win there.

little black dicklets on suicide watch.

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get out to your containment thread munterfaggot

Do you have inside an uterus to be impregnated in the first place?

I knew we would get some NeoGAF pedos in here.

Jews are triggered. Post more curvy bitches.

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Whelp! Guess it is time to stop browsing Holla Forums for tonight.

i'm on nofap and these disgusting pig women are helping me stay pure. thanks guys

Helping you stay purely gay you fucking fag.

rude

I'm sorry, I'm under a lot of stress and need a nap.

excessive masturbation can be a potent energy sapper

The only thing sapping my energy is your mother.

do you see ghosts often?

Yes. They call me the Ghost Buster, cause I bust in your mom every night.

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Why would someone waste their time and skills making shit like that when they could be making something decent instead?

It's what they've been striving to accomplish all along.

correct, then someone with autism posted it

but horses are so sexy amirite?

Autism is a helluva drug.

seems somebody else found that image hilarious.

Margaret.

It's an instant classic.

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sage for munter

The only question is does Margaret take as much you know what as Mercy?

Filthy degenerate reported.

poop sack

who is this semen demon?

Photoshop.

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Her tits aren't nearly that big. is correct or she stuffed the hell out of them.

But who should be cast as best girl Mei?

I dont care if its photoshopped fags, i want to know who is the bitch

Bro, we are waaaay past that 2016 era…

Yhivi

How about someone who hasn't been BLACKED?

Who?

some retired hapa pornstar. think she quit shortly after burning coal.

I feel sorry for you faggots who will never know the joy of vanilla porn.

HORSED

You sick bastard, you won't laugh the day I finally catch you.

found a pic of her family

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Thats really hot

Eternal Anglo

Imagine being a grandparent at 29-30?

at least it'd mean I've had sex at least once

If you were a spic you wouldn't need to imagine

its just boring now. but if ur not a normie you too will know the joy of struggling with your growing fetishes. Shemale porn kinda sneaks up on you if ur into hentai, cuz first you watch that animated dickgirl shit, then you run out of that. The next thing you know ur watching strap on porn and before long watching girls fake it isnt enough. Then you evitably have to watch shemale porn cuz it's the only thing to fill the void left by bible black and la blue girl.

It's true though. When is the last time you've seen a "sexy" actress

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user, have you ever considered that even if there was no internet, you would still be faggot?

What skills? The models were created by someone else and then ripped by someone else. Then some autist animated them, poorly.


That's the point. You could take any female that isn't obese and photo shop her to look like that. What you're looking at is more PS than person.

I bet she is awesome in bed

STICC


By sexy do you mean tiddy monsters like Christina Hendricks?

Do i have to draw for you? Who is this motherfucking bitch

fridges tables and motherfucking brooms
yuck

Where are all the goddamn hourglasses?

I bet she's even better in the bell tower.

I think humans have different tastes and only a young fool would think his opinion was fact, or something like that.


Now THIS is cuckposting.

Oh the irony.

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Are you really so retarded that you lack the ability to use image search? It's like the first option. =^}

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t. faggot that doesnt know who the bitch is

NICCCCCEEEEE THICCCCCC