Overrated interactive porn? wew

is Witcher 3 "good" simply because of how much sex is in the game?

Sex on a unicorn, wew
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I'm trying to rationalize spending 25 dollars on this shit because there is literally nothing else on xbox live that I want to play, nothing.

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Can you have sex with the unicorn? I might pirate it then.

kek

is this game worth a shit or not?

I was fooled into buying an xbone bc they were giving FO4 away free with it, and FO4 sucked.

now I have a console I can't play because all the games out there are shit, but everyone is running their mouth about Witcher 3

You might want to take that flag off, my man.

why? we have id's

I'd be trying to reevaluate my purchase of an xbox first

I had fun with it

And my Geralt remained pure in this one

how do they all not get pregnant?

do they enchant their wombs?

Witchers are sterile

7/10

This is the only post that needs to be answered.

No,you don't deserve to play to play it.

One version is called bestiality and the other one is called being furry.

You choose your poison.

Woah laddie, you just went full >>>/furry/

Nobody likes beasty and anthro at the same time without going full furry

No.

That scene doesn't happen until like 30-40 hours into the game. It has more sex than your average BioWare game, but it'

I was going to finish explaining but then I noticed you're a flagfaggot and you need to go back to cuckchan. Filtered like the fucking trash you are.

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thats your own fault buddy.

the sex scenes are the worst part of GoT
if they replaced them all with 2d animated sex scenes it might be the best show ever

sage negated

why do you have these saved

No shit sherlock, I said as much

dude
wow
lmao

I liked the one of the two chicks fake fucking eachother while Bill Wilson CIA watched

why?

uuuuh, science!

Yeah, science!!!

trade it for a PS4. Uncharted 4 is contender for GOTY right now. It isn't a movie like the last ones.

sage negated

I liked the one where the middle eastern looking bull fucked the little blond white girl doggy style

Because the government isn't censoring the internet enough.

Kill yourself immediately.

Kek fucking redditor get off my Holla Forums

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It's been a while, but

its dangerous to fuck horses

sage negated

That's perfect.

source?

I don't get all the autism surrounding flags. Why do all the autists get so irrational angry over them?

Its worth it, but not on xbone. And considering it takes about 80-100 hours to finish, the sex to gameplay ratio is pretty skewed towards the gameplay side.
Also, flagfags are cancer and you shuold really consider suicide.

I found it once and then forgot about it. Give me a moment

I agree. They're cool to draw tho.

shouldn't the mods remove flags then?

Found it. pixiv.net/member_illust.php?mode=manga&illust_id=55694407

that's what I was saying 3 months ago but the mods never banned me for flagfagging so right now it's just a really easy way to trigger autism

No, people should have the common sense not to use them.

dude

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I agree, people should also have the common sense not to use oekaki, not to embed videos and for fuck sakes stop spoilering images you fucking attention whores

Why's OP such an asshole? .

maybe you should have the common sense to not be triggered, newfag

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Because he want's to get fucked.

cant embed video and post drawing at le same time ha ha

Perhaps you should stop projecting.

implying you're not "projecting"

I hate Jewish people.

there's no triggering here friend
t. heh pilled goon
p.s. 76chan is the best chan on the interweb

im really not sure if I should go Witcher 3 or Far Harbor…

imho far harbor
me and my bro bought it a yesterday, it's probably the best dlc I've ever spent money on

Don't worry, op. I'm on your side.

You don't even know what that word means in this context.

You also have god awful taste.

WOAH WOAH WOAH!!!!

Witcher 3, nigger. Why would you ever choose a dlc over a whole game?

Of course I do, you're just an assmad fag desperate for revenge


kek, I'm glad this thread hasn't been deleted yet, seems this place has improved

far harbor is the shivering isles of fallout
dude,… do it

Wew.

You're joking right m8?

kek, sorry for attacking you earlier, I mistook you for a cuck.

Only an Americlap would ask such a ridiculous question.


dorito pope defended mass effect on faux news from dumb librul cunts so stupid fucking idiots like you could say the same retarded shit 4 years later.

are you stupid enough to think Americlappistan is still Puritan?

lmao, eurocucks need to get the ISIS dick our of their face

Leave my shit alone

Fine m8, but it's a good crop.

I'm a sucker for compliments, you may keep it kind user.

wait, so Dorioto Pope was the hero we deserved?

Fucking disgusting, misogynist trash. Get it out of here. -50/10 #stopgamergate

Haha, GOTYEY. He's such a hunk, right? Xppp 12/5 #girlwood

Please fucking kill me.

I'm going to download that crop whether you like it or not.

Is this in reference to the whole "hyper sexualized" vidya game characters bullshit?

well, I bought Witcher 3

you fags better be right, if not I'm buying Far Harbor

You made the right choice.

The game is fun. You should install a weight mod, tho. It's fucking stupid to manage your inventory every second you pick something up.

Turn off the minimap too.

And add an enbe just because you can.

The weight limit doesn't really matter if you have decent saddlebags or that one potion that lets you carry more.

Remind me why?

I didn't buy a porn game. I want to kill monsters.

that is one inflamed asshole

I am an Americlap. You're fucking retarded if you think OP is europoor. They get raped daily shitskins, I think it's safe to say they're pretty comfortable with seeing people get a hard dicking.

Dumbass.

not

No.

Do you have the video of the guy getting ass-fucked to death by a horse?

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No, but now I do thanks to →

You do know that there where threads back then dedicated to creating flags right? When flags where first supported there where anons creating flags for mark to add in and nobody had a problem with them. Then again you're probably too new to know this anyways. So here's a flag to trigger your autism.


Nigger what are you doing, get some better fucking taste asap.

Have some spoilers you shit taste nigger.

Dima is Nick's brother, either replace the Children of the Atom leader with a synth, nuke far harbor, the cult, or kill Dima, Red Death is harmless. Ending of Fallout 4 DLC - Far Harbor.

shit i remember that, any ol flag would get put in.
made a bunch for Holla Forums when hotwheels implemented them those where the good ol days

Yiff in hell homo

But it's only gay is there's two dicks. Still..

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So far TW3 is pretty good

But the combat is fucking atrocious, I hate , hate, hate it.

Writing is good, much better than most, but the combat is just terrible, like all wobbly 3rd person sandbox games.

Yeah, you totally are a stupid piece of shit

The Witcher 3 seriously fails hard on gameplay.

Like, story and setting and some general RPG elements are OK, but when the gameply is quite literally centered around killing monsters and shit, I am fucking amazed that they let it get out in such a shitty state. I would've focused on that first and foremost, instead of trivial side shit like fucking pazaak, I'm sorry, Gwent.

*gameplay

no comment.

I only played the first small world and a bit of the second one, but its a really pretty, cohesive map and even the smaller quests were pretty enjoyable.

seriously just standing in a forest in a storm is extremely impressive, better than any other environment that comes to mind

(you should fucking play it on pc though, gotta mess with that stupid hairworks tesselation shit but after that it runs great and looks bootiful, im waiting until I get a new card to tackle it again)

Is good game, made of slav, is reason enaff strelok

nice file name user

Doesn't this game run like shit, even on the recommended hardware?

Lets all pretend OO isnt another buttblasted weeb

no, runs pretty fucking well for the graphics it has, but im talking Master race version of course

Ran like shit to me when I pirated it like a year ago. Did they improve the performance with updates?

did he die?

I just got to skellike for the first time and there has been like 2 sex scenes. I must not be looking hard enough.

Yes.

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What are your potato specs?

Yep

I feel like I've been swindled, again

Witcher 2 was fucking awful game and I assume 3 wasn't much better. The pixel porn is just a diarrhea-icing on a cake of shit.

I'm sure your opinion is so credible.

yen is best grill

I thought unicorns only appeared before pure maidens?

like yen

That's Mr. Hands, and yes he died from a torn rectum. I remember people talking about it on vent back when I played TBC.

if you want good interactive sex in video games try skyrim.

kill yourself

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The real problem was that he didn't go to the hospital afterwards, they could have stopped the internal bleeding, but it's not exactly something you want to have to explain to a doctor why your asshole ruptured.