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no surprise here

Edgy Owl, Cougar and Gay Muscle Clown Penguin?

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…well at least one of them isn't shit.

I like them all, honestly, but I don't think that grass owl really fits in with the rest. It doesn't seem like a pokemon at all, really.
I'm calling fake.

EDGY
POKECUCKS WILL DEFEND THIS

That buff seal looks stupid, even for Pokemon.

Jive Charmander Cat seems to be okay.

That buff seal looks like a fucking joke, which would work for a clown, I guess.

THEY'RE FINALLY HERE

The third pokemon is just begging for a shiggy

PERFORMING FOR YOU

It's fake you turboniggers

I am really disappointed with Rowlet's final evolution.

IS IT THAT TIME OF THE YEAR WHERE WE GET WAVES OF FAKEMON THREADS?

NEW DIGIMON GAME?

he kinda reminds me of one of joker's unnamed thugs.

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Just like how the Unova final starters were fake

And how the Fairy Type was fake and Sylveon wasn't a new type

And how Greninja, Hawlucha, and so on were fake

That can't be real.

They seem kinda too, serious or trying to be cool.
it just does not fit.

It doesn't look lighthearted, like with the other pokemon designs.

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One thing I can always count on when a new Pokemon game comes out and is posted on Holla Forums is the porn to follow.

I can roll with this.

That's how it's always been. Cutie first stage evolutions that get progessively cooler/badass-er as they evolve higher.

I like Owl the Edge the most.
Flame Panther is 2nd coolest but seems almost too simple for a modern poke design.
Joker Seal is creepy. I like him, but the least.
Assuming this is even real

When was the last cutsey final evolution pokemon? Meganium?

If true, there goes my chance at having my first grass starter. That puts fucking Shadow the Hedgehog to shame.

that seal is juggalo tier

I think the water type one looks pretty badass.

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the edgy part is the hood and eyes.

This one at least looks too boring to be real

The others look really stupid. Though it's a "leak" so scepticism is going to be flowing.

Some of these are cool.


If someone said that Persian was getting the Eevee treatment and this was its firestone version I'd believed it with reasonable suspicion.

That's still not edgy. By that logic pic related would also be edgy.

I can't believe I'm saying this but it might actually be underdesigned

No, that's not edgy. The edgy part is the fact that it's got a huge hood on and looks like it's straight out of assassin's creed. It's also very dark which is an edge color.

OC do not steal.

most gen 1 designs were plain as fuck and yet they are still cool, like Sandslash

That seal/clown looks absolutely Godawful.
It looks like the kind of shit that ends up on the cutting floor as everyone ridicule and spit on the fool that came up with it.

It's a semantic argument, since simply having red or black in its color scheme doesn't make it "edgy" either.

It looks like a "dark and mysterious assassin" more than it does a wizard. Shit's subjective as fuck, though.

OC do not steal.

Most pokemons back then used certain simple shapes attaching to their limbs n stuff.

These new pokemons look much more defined with their limbs and body.
While starting off cute, to becoming a bit more cooler. Most had a very basic body shape, or a lot of shapes attached to em.

I don't think this is the case with them now.

Even the mouth and eyes of the clown pokemon has some detailed shaping to it, aswell as the muscles on his arms.

Same with the Cat with its elbow and defined hip shape.

I mean if you also look at the first two evolutions of the owl pokemon, its basically a fucking circle with oval shapes for wings, and now its suddenly much more defined and detailed?

Although even if I am wrong, these first evolution designs look so fucking lazy compared to the final forms. This is another reason I find it hard to be considerd real.

Nah

Now that's spooky.

Depends on the wizard, like this douchebag here.

I dunno why but that cracked me up, thanks user

dark isn't a color faggot, he's green and white which is about as un-edgy a color combo as you can get.

fucker even looks like a druid don't post the laughingdruids.jpeg ot you'll get Holla Forums in here.

I want that honestly. I don't really want to know how badly they would design the final evolution with pointless details. Sometimes simple is nice.

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But see, that nigger looks edgy as fuck, too. I don't even mind edgy, except in my FUCKING POKEMON.

These look bad enough that it's actually believable

WHAT THE FUCK

What your describing sounds almost exactly like the Gen I line though. Just look closely at the artwork here

Jesus

I think I'd definitely go with Owltaïr here if this turns out to be true.

I'm starting to think you have a basic misunderstanding about what's edgy.

The big cat looks like a linoone-tier trash pokemon, not a third evolution starter. Calling fake.

OWL CONFIRMED BEST AND ONLY VIABLE CHOICE

Maybe a wizard's behind this?

Why GF why?

What the fuck types are these supposed to be, anyway?

Grass/Dark?
Fire/Dark?
Water/Dark?

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That owl is just awful. Absolutely fucking awful. The other 2 I don't care about but holy that that's a terrible fucking owl.

That nigger looks barely different from Shadow the Hedgehog as far as personality goes. He looks like he's got some 2dark4u past and just wants to destroy and/or enslave the world. How the fuck is that not edgy?

Like I said, pretty sure we just have different understandings of what LOOKS edgy.

Stop it user.
Just stop.

The only thing looks defined to me with the first gen pokemon is charizards wings.

its really just oval shapes for blastoises arms and legs aswell as venusaur. and a simple circle for charizard stomach.

Theres hardly any of if none at all with the new ones, I mean, its almost showing off some muscles at the clowns chest and the owls knees.

Ofcourse gen 1 designed were made a long time ago, so the art style will have most likely changed, but if they are still going with the simplistic design like they have done the first evolutions, the 3rd forms look completly different to the design they have been sticking with.

So will you be able to have your pokemon follow you again like HG/SS?

That's really the only reason to play any new pokemon games.

I heard somewhere that it was gonna be Grass/Flying, Fire/Ground and Water/Fighting

His name is Jace, and he's a douche.


I hope so, but considering that's a fuckload of 3d models to make I don't see it happening.

wut

this.


are you being serious? he has no emotions on his face and is in neutral stance, what personality are you talking about?

that pussy is gonna get pounded.

We already know that the grass starter (owl) is Grass/Flying. So how will that thing fly, exactly?

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I bet it's a flightless bird

Damn nigger, I don't know what you're looking for. I can't explain why he looks edgy as fuck to me, just that it does. Glowing eyes, probably.

It can't be, we already know it's Grass/Flying

How do we know that?

Rewatch the trailer, it's there I think. Or one of the new pictures that came out recently. It's the only starter so far that has it's secondary type revealed, so maybe the others just don't have a secondary type on the starting evolution

His dad works for Nintendo.

different models for the arms depending on whether flying/standing.
like all other pokemon the wings will magically enlarge for flight.

im just wondering whether i should start breeding for special attack or physical.

gay

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Do you realize how many fucking fakes were posted of those back before their respective games were released

Jaguar seems alright, Pokemon suffers too much from trying to over design and over color Pokemon nowadays.


What are the laughing druids and why do they summon cuckold meminists?


Maybe it'll be like a cute clown rape?

Where the hell is that clown rape screencap when we need it?

porn when?

has to do with one of the symbols on their necklacesim not sure if it is Holla Forums lurking Holla Forums to stir shit or not , it might just be Holla Forums looking for an opportunity to DnC

Those look too good to be the final evos, especially the cat. No fucking way they'll just let it be a quadruped, GF doesn't know how to leave a good design alone. I'd fuck the owl.

No. That's pretty lighthearted. lrn2design

The cat actually looks pretty good. Were these all designed by the same person?

Whoa whoa whoa

You're saying Jace, the Mind Sculptor; isn't edgy as fuck?

What if they are those alleged fusion thing they want to implement in this generation? you didn't forget, did you? we will go Digimon Frontier in Gen 7.

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Fake and Gay.

We are not gonna get a Team Rocket vs team plasma story campaign as originally rumored are we

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These look pretty neat
so theyre probably fake

We are getting closer to becoming hivemind every day.


We took cute and made absolute edge out of it.
It is still better than 4 and 5 gen. I like more simple designs.

Guys, I have a theory, a pretty stupid theory but bare with me.

What if Sun and Moon are a step up, like X and Y where the evolution forme depended on the game version.
For example: Mewtwo X and Mewtwo Y, but without any mega stones.

What if the starters depend on the version; let's say, let's PRETEND, this version is real, and what we are witnessing is just another branching feature, much like the cities Black/White and mega evolutions in X and Y.

So by my dumb theory, the image being shown, are the Moon versions of the final evolutions, and the final evolutions in Sun and much more lighthearted and yet to be shown.
Think of this like a Dark World/Light World kind of thing.
Werewolf theory, I would call it.
Parallel worlds, and there are a LOT more Sun/Moon version pokemon.
It wouldn't be too far fetched knowing what game freak has done with the last games.


I'm unsure what to think of this myself, it's certainly an interesting feature, if proven real.

I hope they don't end up having shit stats.

I really hope Torterra gets a mega evo in Sun and Moon; everything else would just be gravy.

BUT IT'S JUST A GAME THEORY

Faggot

Also, what if there's a Zombie Pokemon, that is Dark/Fairy
With the ability 'Undead', and it is able to fully revive itself after being knocked out once.

There have been Hawaiian stories about certain things.
We're obviously going the get the Tiki pokemon as well, which will either be Grass/Fairy or Grass/Dark.

I also have a feeling that the Solgaleo will be "Light" type, as everyone here has assumed.
Light/Dark….Sun/Moon.


It's pretty fucking stupid, but if fairy exists, anything can happen.
We're watching Pokemon crumble right before our very eyes.
Prepare for the Pokealypsis.

You might be onto something here

Clowns aren't predators user, we just want to have a laugh and a good time. There's no need to be afraid of them.

t. Bozo the Butt Brutalizer

Ok I am posting e-celeb bullshit but I have reason.
You actually managed to remind me about what she said about story in localization.
They pretty much scrapped any of it in English version. 1:43


Well they are named as opposites sun/moon.

It would explain why all 3 are edge lords.

I am saving your post in case you are right to later blast how 8ch is amazing.
I also want to believe it because it sounds awesome.

It's fake because they're all taken at a dumb exaggerated angle.


At least whoever took this had the courtesy of taking the photos straight.

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I am.

These designs are too edgy to just exists by themselves.
Either one thing.
They are varied depending on the version, simply put, there are two forms, edgy or airy looking, or they have another form; which is their neutral form, which we haven't seen either, and those normal formes are altered to Dark/Light by something special.

So, let's say, there are three forms, Dark, neutral, and light. What we see in the OP are the Dark forms.
Sort of like Charizard, Mega Charizard X and Mega Charizard Y.
A bit odd to delve deeper into it I know, but I'm just letting loose here.

Meaning, there will something that triggers said forms.
Let me make up a fake event, let's say, there's an island in Moon Version, let's call it island of Plunging Darkness, where the visitor embraces the eternal shadow of the black moon, basically, your Pokemon turn edgy, like in OP.

Then in Sun, there is the Island of the Rising Sun, or something, where the visitor embraces the infinite might of the bright sun's light, then your Pokemon turn into light, airy, deity looking creatures.
I'm tired of explaining, but you should get the jist of what I'm trying to say.
If anyone has any TOTES WHACKY theories, post them here.


sacred-texts.com/pac/maui/maui07.htm
Also, have some Hawaiian lore.
If gamefreak follows lore like the last games.
Then these might be spoilers.

Have some more
pvs.kcc.hawaii.edu/pdfs/Hawaiian_astronomy_I.pdf
ancienthuna.com/gods_diagram.htm


Let's hope so, because what I'm trying to explain sounds stupid enough to have gamefreak do it.


That would go up right into my reputation.
Right next to leaking the g:KND


SANS IS MOON???????

Sans is Phil Collins

I did that once. Turned out to be real. I actually like the designs. It's a lot better than half the shit they put out.

OOOOH, THINK TWICE

Is this Pokemon meets Batman?
Grass Owl Cultist=Court of Owls Member
Cat=Catwoman?
Seal Thing=Literally a fusion of the Joker, Bane, The Penguin and the ice dude

You're a big clown

Call me edgy, but I like the edgy owl, is looks like the Thief from the Thief Videogame Series.

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There god, I love that edgy clown!
To bad the pokemon game to casual for me.

Hang yourself.

There's no need to give him the cold shoulder, user.

Carlos, you're the reason we're building the wall.

I'm against the wall.
I already drank the Kool-Aid.

Then you're a nigger and we're shipping you to Africa.

Ah fuck I lost it

Didn't you hear user!?
That's the next Region.
Here are the starters.
What crazy adventures will I have there.

Could they make the water starter any more smug?

I want the Asscreed owl and rape clown

They're going to pull a gekko moriah and have the creepy fuck open his mouth like slap 'n stretch cartoon character every time he laughs.


Fuck. That. Shit.

What's wrong with fairy types? I mean besides the fact that it gets scalefags salty because it shits all over dragons, which I'd said was a good thing.

The only thing thats wrong with the fairy type is that there isn t a dark/fairy succubus yet.

What the fuck.

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you are aware you are on a site of refugee Holla Forumsirgins many of which have become nazis after joot back-stabbed them.

we are the owl.

I actually really like the way the owl turns out, I was convinced it was going to look like shit once it evolved but I'm definitely picking it now. The seal is absolutely fucking terrifying though, I hope it doesn't actually wear that expression in-game.


S T O P
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Reminder

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Oh man Cant wait for the Pokemon fanbase to go fully autistic agian

And what is this?

Why live. Shadow Drop looks fucking dope for a Gengar only move.

Boy Im glad I won't be buying this piece of shit game.

There is absolutely, positively no way that they look this cool.

no excuse

Oh boy a new season of my favourite Taiwanese tapestry : "My little user can't have such shit taste"

They do look pretty nifty, user.

Why are you telling us about your autobiography?

FUCKING LEL

fucking kek

NICE FUCKING GAME POKEFAGS

If you haven't cracked your 3DS wide open at this point I'm convinced you don't even play video games.


fukn saved

lel

Holy shit, call gamefreak.

Even if these turn out to be fake, that fucking clown is way too good to be wasted.

Fake or not I like the wicked looking buff seal clown.

Other two are meh.

I like it because it’s fucking terrifying. The clown seal is retarded, but if that was actually the endgame it would be worth it.

if this is real, clown seal is new starter

I was browsing /r/pokemon :^) and a lot of fan designs there are far better than this shit

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Honestly I hope these are real, the concept of branch evolutions sounds great, being some tiny innovation and all, which incopetent GF avoids like the plague

What about Dynamic Fury? That shit is baller and Machamp will never ever get it.

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Kill yourself

Damn that clown looks badass.

What do you expect in a fucking pokemon thread. Glad to know I won't be spending money on this garbage since it seems that nintendo and game freak is just doubling down on their "new" fanbase. At least there is cold comfort that pokemon is going the way of digimon in terms of furries ruining an entire IP.

As cool as these evolutions are, I still prefer this set.

On that topic–that topic being and retards like him–what would happen if GameFreak actually did make a… Ryuko-like Pokémon?

So much for actually providing an argument.

Refute WHAT? Are you literate? Did you even try to read what was written?

Look at the image dimensions you retards. When two images are posted within a millisecond of one-another, they get the same filename, and the latter one overwrites the first one. Open both images and look at their URLs. They're exactly the same.

FireJaguar is cool and im glad the owl didnt just turn into a green version of the owl from OOT.
Seal is still shit.

You're right, don't mind all the furbait in pokemon threads. They are clearly inspired by what made pokemon good in the first place.

So no, you’re not literate and you didn’t even try to read what was written. Fair enough.

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Serebii confirmed was Serebii debunked. Didn’t you get the confirmation?

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who the fuck cares to be honest, knowing this now i can feel the smug satisfaction that at least i am not as pathetic as people who steal content for 5 seconds of fame and bunch of points

That's actually pretty good.

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These were fakes made after the names were first leaked. Look at the owl in the fake and compare it to the leaked mid-stage owl which actually is clearly faked since its' feet were just shopped from rowlet

But mostly it's the comparison of the fake ones eyes with the eyes of the proposed final stage that makes it hard to believe.

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user, i don't give a fuck

I only want my sphericowl action figure with fantastic neck action

I can already picture the McDonald's toys

Already gotcha, fam

Wow it's like I'm on tumblr everyone just listen & believes OP with out question.

YES!

Phil Collins here, it's true.

I'm down with the clown.

I hope these are real, they're the best starters I've seen since gen 4, I like all of them.

I thought that this imageboard was Juggalo free

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Checked.

I just think he's neat.

I always pick the water starters. They're always a good bet.

I was leaning on the owl but fuck man.

Gras/flying?

You can't work with that. I hope Pennywise is Water/Fairy. That's a fucking nice defensive typing.

user, we have 2 SS13 servers for a reason, niggers here love them clowns.

wew, just how fairies were supposed to be

Might as well post some of their earlier work.

I will probably go for edgecat should I ever play this game.

Well shit

I thought i was finally away from these faggots.

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Since this is the only active Pokémon thread:

nintendolife.com/news/2016/05/feature_what_we_know_and_think_we_know_from_the_pokemon_sun_and_moon_reveal_trailers
archive.is/1pCzt
WARNING: Confirmed written by Serebii

- Trainers are actually visible during (most of?) the battle
- There's no 'terrain ring' around the active pokémon anymore
- They stopped using chibi models on the overworld, and the movement's far less grid-based
- We still don't know how the "synchro" stuff the anime's teasing will work in the games, if they even implement it

Thanks for reminding me user.
Just when i was forgetting what a juggalo was.

So Popplio turns into Wobbufett, Rowlet turns into AssCreed, and Litten turns into a black panther. They all look like shit, but the clown seal's design looks like it makes the most sense out of the other designs.

tbh fam samurott still looks fake

I mean the design is alright I guess (not enough personality for my tastes), but it's completely removed from the rest of the line

It's Oshawott that's the odd one out of the three, being a clown instead of a samurai.

The water one looks great, I'd use it for sure.

Has GF done that before? 2 humanoid seems kinda uncreative.

Just like how Charizard is removed from the rest of the line since it goes from a salamander/chameleon to a dragon, right?

Oshawott isn't a clown though, it's nose is just supposed to be like any other mammals, and it puts it shell on its' tummy just like a real otter would put shells on their tummy when they eat them.

Though I do agree with you, seeing as Samurott is one of my favorite starters. I also feel that the line is partially inspired by Miyamoto Musashi given how Samurotts swords look kind of like oars.

Good job people.

This is the perfect meme.
Its etymology is surrounded by mystery, but it is all invasive.

Gen VI ended with all humanoids.

Thats because they were all were suposably RPG Classes.

I don't the theme of this gen, if it even has one?

Oh yeah, on the topic of that; Gen 5 Starters were all Based on Royalty.

The Snake was based on European Royales, Pig was based on Chinese Royales, and the Otter based on Japanese Royales?

They don't always have a theme. There are kinda rough themes I guess?

Reptiles
Extinct Animals
No fuckin' idea
They almost fit the theme of "Ancient Legends" except Empoleon
(This gen was also the "fuck the water starter silly" gen because both ground and fighting gave an edge over Empoleon's Steel-typing)
Royalty, see
RPG classes (Paladin/Fighter, Magic-user, Rogue)

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All of this is stuff that you would have known if you watched the trailer.

Amphibians dipshit

No. They were reptiles not amphibians.

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Is it true that all Fire Starting Pokemon are all based off the Zodiac, too?

Those aren't the themes.

Genetics all athe starters have weird additions like the bulb, flame on tail, and Blastoise's cannons. This aslo matches Mewtwo's origins
Tradition. This is the only generation where all the starters are pure one type and they have identical stats to their predecessors.
Nature. Sceptile has a tree growing out of it, Heat is required for chicks to hatch from eggs, and Mudkips line is there too
Mythology. Torterra is the world turtle, Infernape is Sun Wukong, and Empoleon is Poseidon
Kind of got it but the games themes are unity, and balance so its' the only gen where all the starters have identical base stat totals.
Yeah rpgs.

No sir I don't like it.

Amphibians

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Right nevermind I'm retarded. Still 2/3 are amphibian.

why was this edited to say this instead of 10?

What fucking third world monkey erased the 1 and said hey that sounds good? why do you shitheads keep using it?

Mythological salamanders aren't amphibians or anything like actual salamanders.

Bulbasaur also clearly isn't a frog.

I knew turtles weren't amphibians but what are the exactly are they just regular reptiles?

With the starters, I liked all of them a bit, but with these, I just don't like them at all. Owl has become bland edgelord. Cat has become generic cat. And Oh No has become Even More No.

Gen II and "II" are a stretch, IV is wrong because Empoleon is absolutely Napoleon (well-dressed, frilly, short, kicks serious ass), and why would you ignore my V (the clear and canonical theme) for yours?

I like them. With the exception of that retarded clown seal, they remind me of gen 1 Pokemon that were frequently closely based on real animals.

Fairies are degenerate.

Looks pretty nice, but somehow it doesn't feel anything like a pokemon
Meh
Who the fuck could even think of this? It looks like some shit out my worst nightmares. I think I actually sort of like it, though.

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Wait a minute….

I thought BulbaSAUR was a dinoSAUR. Also, Charmander eventually becomes Charizard, a dragon/lizard, so I'd still say all 3 are reptiles

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Well that's embarrassing.

Anyway, the tradition theme of Gen II also plays into the region of Johto having a classic japanese look as well as the nature of returning to Kanto.

As for Empoleon, his face is supposed to be a trident. Like what Poseidon/Neptune had. I mean it can be based off more than one thing but Mythology was at the crux of DPPt.

Also I was only ignoring the Gen V point because I agreed with it, partially, but wanted to state how the starters match the theme of the games they originate from, just like most of the others.

I'm not seeing it, m8.

Owl, cat, and a psycho clown

What I'd expect from a degenerate fairy.

Oh, I see it now. The Owlman threw me because Batman is fighting him & is in the foreground of the image.

Does anyone else think these will fucking traumatize children?

iirc this gen's theme is circus-related animals

shut the fuck up

Charizard still looks like Charmeleon, though. Just bigger, orange, and with wings. Samurott looks nothing like Dewott.

It's more fun to act retarded.

It actually does, it makes more sense if you're japanese because samurott and duwott both have Samurai inspiration. the thing is also based off some japanese myth like Magikarp and gyarados.

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It's the face, mostly. Where the hell does it get that snout from? Why does its eyes change like that? Why does it become quadrupedal? Wouldn't it have been way cooler if it stayed on two legs and had shell swords for arms or something?

Zombie.


The edgy is warming up on me.
I mean, it's a little closer to Gen V and Gen 1, which is what I want.


This is why I'm thinking this might be real.

Although>>9368126

says otherwise

The last two are samurai inspired, as I said earloer.Oshawatt is kinda the odd one out. Samurott is actually based on a Giant Otter too so it makes more sense.

Yes, the last two are based on samurai, but they barely share any features.

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It's honestly not that bad.

Other starter lines follow that, with some even abandoning mid-stage ideas.

For example, Croconaw has a toga/caveman look, but it gets abandoned on his Third stage.

It's just too different.

Yeah, but Croconaw and Feraligatr are still very clearly related. Croconaw just gets bigger, puts on some knee pads, and gets spikier. It's really not that different at all.

kkkekkk

You're cherry picking at this point.

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Is he a frat boy?

No, you just don't have a retort.
I explained the visual differences between the pokemon. I actually backed up what my point. You haven't even bothered.
Fuck off until you have something to actually respond with.

sauce?

I did too, you're literally repeating yourself and saying "that doesn't count! That's not enough!" to me even though they do share multiple visual similarities.

Wow.

That's actually pretty nifty, I mean.

Shells, stache and tail improve.

I mean
Has added pads while Samurott has a helmet.
Which neither first evo had.
Neat.
Now what we need to know, is who drew the OP pic?

NO ES FAKE ES LUCHA

The only similarities they share are the whiskers. That's it. The last one, honestly, doesn't even look like a fucking samurai. What the fuck is that helmet supposed to be? Not a kabuto, that's for damn sure.
The whiskers and color of the snout are the only thing they have in common. That's pretty tenuous, if you ask me.
Look at any other starter pokemon. Their evolutionary line is much more clear in comparison.

Can we all just agree that gamefreak has no fucking idea what they're doing.

What? Why? I don't mind Samurott, it just looks like it should be its own pokemon and not part of Oshawott's line.

That's the only thing we've ever agreed on for over a decade.

That's what I'm trying to say, the designs are inconsistent for the most part.

They've flanderized.

I'm still salty that luvdisc didn't evolve into alomola.
There are many other things as well.


GOOD.

It's just like the Smash Roster "leaks", people mistake fanart for the real thing.

You know which gen 5 starter wasn't inconsistent?

No, there is more. You're just outright denying them now and being a general shit.


Yes.

but they've never known what they were doing Gen I was a buggy as fuck mess. Gen II only worked because Iwata, Gen III was boring until Emerald and FRLG, Gen IV was absolute shit but Platinum and HGSS redeemed it making it the best gen in the series, Gen V I haven't played but it just feels disjointed to me, gen VI was more lackluster than Gen III with lackluster remakes that didn't even surpass the original emerald and was just a straight up RS remake with bits of E sprinkled in and no third version.

I'm expecting Gen VII to be meh to alright but better than Gen VI at least.

Maybe you should point out all these similarities, then. This was not good enough.

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Again:

Yes, grass milotic was so great!


Gen 2 is my favorite, honestly.
Then 5, 3, 4, 1 then 6.

I only like Gen 3 because of Emerald/FRLG/Colosseum/XD

I consider it to be the best spinoff region, but on the main games like R/S, then it's easily the most mediocre region.
Gen 4 follows it though. I like Revolution, it was no Gale of Darkness, but it entertained.
I agree with ORAS, it felt VERY unfinished.
I agree with everything you've said thus far though.


Serebii has SJW's?

muh childhood

I mentioned the whiskers are the same, the body armor would make sense if the third evolution's armor actually looked like shells, but the samurai thing? Explain to me how Samurott looks like a samurai. I know it's supposed to, but I don't see it.

I loved most of the stuff they added in gen 5. I wish the map was a bit better, though. It was way too linear for my liking.

I'm just not going to respond to you at this point.

That image of the zelda cycle comes to mind.

Way to ignore the rest of my post.
So you don't have anything more to say, got it.

NO ES FAKE?

Tell me about it, I haven't had so much fun with a pokemon game since gold.
Black and White were a bit boring, but they REALLY stepped up with B2/W2.

It had that sense of exploration that really hasn't been there since G2, I did enjoy Platinum though.

Then they fucked it all up with X and Y.

They had a real good thing going, and then it all went to shit

I mean, the Solgaleo and Batshit are awful and look like something out of Undertale. It's not good.

Shit, did they? I didn't play Black 2 because I thought it was weird to have a direct sequel to a main game like that. I figured it was a cash grab. Exploration though, really? I'd really like a pokemon game that wasn't on rails. Should I go download that along with one of the hacks for it?

It was a weird time period really, especially after Super Mario Galaxy 2.

I didn't know the direction Nintendo was going at the time, I expected more direct sequels, it was just a fleeting phase though.

Anyway, I don't know what I expected from a SEQUEL, but I was pleasantly surprised, new areas, new music, new trainers, new plot, it was one of the freshest things after HGSS. It really is an amazing game, not perfect, but better than what they've given us before with Yellow/Crystal/Emerald/Platinum.
They actually managed to make a proper expansion of a region, I wouldn't mind seeing more "2's" in the future if they improve them like they did here. That won't happen though.

I've only played the Vanilla one, so I'm unsure what the differences in the Volt/Blaze fanhacks are. Some anons here will tell you.
Definitely play it.

Nigga that is the latin word for LIZARD!! Dumb ass.

I'm playing Sacred Gold right now, so if the other hacks are anything in the same vein (which I believe they are), then it should be good. It's just some rebalancing, nothing too major. Every gym leader has mercilessly beat my ass, though.
I couldn't imagine doing a nuzlocke run like this.

Ah! That sounds pretty neat actually, that's what I'm waiting for in this hack.
OR was way too easy, so I'm just waiting for this one to have some legitimate fun with.
gbatemp.net/threads/or-as-pokemon-delta-emerald-rom-hack.421637/
It's basically just that.
Re-balancing among other minor things.

Why is the fucker no longer an antagonist.

He could literally be in the leagues of Bowser and Ganon.

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Pretty sure XY's shittiness was mostly because they were transitioning to 3D and overdoing EVERYTHING. The reason the game chugs like it does is because they overdid the models. It has absolutely no AA because all the models are higher polygon than probably any other game on the 3DS. They probably did it for future proofing so they can reuse the assets in the future for other games more easily. ORAS I feel was incredibly rushed because they wanted to push out a moneymaker fast.

My favorite thing about it is the changed abilities. Imagine my surprise when I picked Totodile and he had Guts! What about a totally beefed up Fighting/Flying Farfetch'd that crits the shit out of everything? So many shitty pokemon are made not shitty. It's great.
Even cut is useful now! It's my go-to move on Nuzleaf since it's a 60 power Grass move.I never thought I'd like using HMs.

There he is. There he goes again. Look, everyone! He posted it once again! Isn't he just the funniest guy around?! Oh my God.

I can almost see your pathetic overweight frame glowing in the dark, lit by your computer screen which is the only source of light in your room, giggling like a like girl as you once again type your little "FUCK OFF TUMBLRTALE" post up and fill in the captcha. Or maybe you don't even fill in the captcha. Maybe you're such a disgusting NEET that you actually paid for 8ch gold, so you just write the post, Oh, and we all know the post. The "epic" FUCK OFF TUMBLRTALE meme, isn't it? I imagine you little shit laughing so hard as you click it that you drop your Doritos on the floor, but it's ok, your mother will clean it up in the morning. Oh, that's right. Did I fail to mention? You live with your mother. You are a fat fucking fuckup, she's probably so sick of you already. So sick of having to do everything for you all goddamn day, every day, for a grown man who spends all his time on 8ch posting about a capeshit movie. Just imagine this. She had you, and then she thought you were gonna be a scientist or an astronaut or something grand, and then you became a NEET. A pathetic FUCK OFF TUMBLRTALEfag NEET. She probably cries herself to sleep everyday thinking about how bad it is and how she wishes she could just disappear. She can't even try to talk with you because all you say is "FCUCKFOFF TUBRLTAE." You've become a parody of your own self. And that's all you are. A sad little man laughing in the dark by himself as he prepares to indulge in the same old dance that he's done a million times now. And that's all you'll ever be.


Forever…

Need a Madoka Magica edit.
Clownseal's signature move will be guillotine. Hidden ability is No Guard.

shit i missed a part to modify

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Definitely, I would have loved to see XY with a better BW engine instead of the current one, sort of how the transitioning Dragon Quest and Pokemon Ranger games did it in a 2.5 sort of fashion; a mixture of sprited work and 3D rendered cities at 60fps.
I know it sounds like I'm literally asking them to rehash shit, but I just wanted them to take their time making the whole XY/SM engine better, so they could have taken their time with it then NOW we could have the games running like a charm.

Not only would it have given the future games and its engine more elbow room for development, but they would have increased hype for Pokemon's first transition to full 3D.
But we're here now and this is what we have to accept.
Game freak IS game freak after all.


Wow. Cut sounds a LOT like surf now, that's pretty great actually!


It's Lit at ten.

Am I being taken on a ruse cruise here?

Final owl starter looks way to simplistic and humanesque to be legit and flame puma looks way too fucking simplistic to be a final evo.
Water is the only believable one and the only one of any merit.

Besides that only the grass type looks believable.

*I just wanted them to take their time making the whole XY/SM engine better, so then NOW we could have the future games running like a charm.

Fuck my spelling.
I'm going to sleep.


Yeah, water starter looks like Mickey Mouse or something.
The cat also looks like it got morphed with Pikachu.
Horrifying stuff.
Like litachu

Actually Grass/Flying protects against one of Flying's weaknesses, Electric.

And it adds up to 5 weaknesses, and a quad weakness.

This means shit if they give some sort of workaround to the dude. Like making him a fast sweeper type.

Starters are never shit statwise, they're middle-high at best.

So it's not just me then?

>ice and rock pokemon everywhere

Rock types aren't much of a problem unless the hack was shitty and didn't give you a grass attack from the start.

but against Ice types you are FUCKED.

Oh no, it was a little hummingbird, so it was super fast, but fittingly, my only grass attack was… mega drain. It was a fantastic little thing, just as long as it hit first.

Stop fighting… I like you equally.

Did you flunk out of second grade?

What's your point exactly?

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Thank goodness ice types aren't a problem

Turtles are reptiles, not amphibians.

>it's litten at ten