Hello fellow gamers! I recently purchased my new favorite GOTY DOOM!

Hello fellow gamers! I recently purchased my new favorite GOTY DOOM!
What's your favorite thing about the new award winning DOOM game developed by id Software, Certain Affinity, published by Bethesda Softworks, and ZeniMax Media, now for sale on Steam for $59.99 USD?

I personally love the graphics and the effort the great developers put into the game!
The gameplay is very compelling and innovative! The graphics are pushing modern-day hardware to it's limits! Only the coolest most cutting edge gamers can handle DOOM!
We gamers sure couldn't have asked for a better sequel to one of the best, longest running franchises we've seen! DOOM!

The enemy variety is epic! The storyline is dark and cinematic! DOOM is simply one of the best games of 2016, hands down!
And if you haven't picked up a copy of the game yet, what's wrong with you? ;).

How could you call yourself a Gamer if you haven't played the new award winning DOOM developed by id Software, Certain Affinity, published by Bethesda Softworks, and ZeniMax Media, now for sale on Steam for $59.99 USD?

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People will porn dump this thread instead of ignoring it.

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Posting gore would be a better ward.

Courtesy of some femanon and an orange expo marker.

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God damn, I didn't realize today was the day, and I didn't even stock up on anything new.

It's the little things.

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Fucking Kike. Shit like this shouldn't even need to be specified in the rules, and giving them a fucking containment thread just means he's trying to appeal towards both groups, like the fucking Kike he is.

He's giving them what they fucking want.

AYYY LMAO!

You're complaining about that?
Standard behaviour is to lock every extra thread of a videogame especially if it's being shilled, forcing all discussion to happen in a single one where spamming isn't allowed.

And yet, for the sake of memes, let's allow multiple threads of Doom as long as people can post porn in them XD

Queue in all the fetishists starting Doom threads just to get boners.
Queue in all the gore enthusiasts claiming regular porn isn't enough. Or the foot fetishists telling you you need to post weirded shit, like feet.
Queue in all the funny "salt miners" spamming the board with multiple threads for Doom because "I'm ironically shilling but it's not against the rules because you can post porn in them XD"

It's all incredibly stupid, it's letting the hatred for the game dictate how people post in the board. Just lock the damn threads and keep a general.

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wew lad

so if i'm understanding this right, if I want to make an unspoilered porn dump on Holla Forums I just have to preface it with a Doom 4 shillpost from a different IP?

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Seems to be.
Thanks Mark, you fat Jew.

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And lo, there were video games.

It's fucked, man. This place is fucked.

Fred's first mistake was letting legacy names still exist.

I guess with trips like that you're allowed to bump.

If you wanted a porn dump you shoulda just asked user-kun~

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Trips are always for the truth, user. Know that.

That, and wraithposting was the fucking best, and last thing to happen here naturally. Then Mark suddenly got mad at people derailing Evolve threads, and corralled them away, while letting Evolve threads still exist.

That's when I knew shit was fucked.

Speaking of salt miners, I think I just found my mother-load.

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This. The whole concept was broken from the start. There can be no real competition between boards this way.

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I've been watching a few videos and although it doesnt have the trademark speed of doom 1 & 2, the new one doesnt seem halfbad, just more Halo-ey than the others.

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Doesn't matter. Whether it was called Holla Forums or /vidya/ or whatever, it would be the same. The problem are the posters, not the names.
Consider the fact that Holla Forums has about twice the userbase of Holla Forums and that it's median age there is about 17 years old.
Now consider what a bunch of NEETsocs that love playing videogames but also "fight the MAN" will sound like when they come visit Holla Forums.

This shit ain't even about Doom 4 being good or bad, it's about how HI-HI-Hilarous it is for us all to laugh together at the funny shills and how superior we are for not falling to their tricks.
While allowing multiple threads about it, keeping a general to discuss the game and providing no newcomers with a single reason to not buy it. Clearly NOT the plan of shills…

Were this old oldchan, extra threads would be locked or straight up deleted and the general would be filled with people telling you "it's shit because X and Y" and every shill would make an ass of itself trying to justify why X and Y are actually good. THAT was a good source of laughs. Their pathetic justifications and cry for freedom of speech when they weren't allowed to spam.

Now, it's just… Let's meme up the whole board because why not.

And right on queue, here he comes…
Ahah, aren't you the most hilarious poster in this whole site? Let's start threads for the sake of shitposting the board with porndumps, that's bound to increase the board quality somehow. Not like it needs to be any better anyway, right? XD LMAO SALT!

You know you could've just said you wanted porn.

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Holy shit she's getting fucked while playing Catherine. Time to torrent this shit and fap

Exactly. It just had to be a Kike that claimed the board first, too. So very fucked.

Refer to the gentlemen above that I quoted.

If we had /vidya/ or anything else, there would be equal grounding, but everyone will come to the board they know, and that is Holla Forums.

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Fuckoff shills

You could always make another board and shill it you know. Crying about it wont change anything.

You could just go into the general and tell people its shit because xyz and ignore porn dumps, not that they're going anywhere.

The shills are not that far away since Hothweels stepped down. For everyone who wants to discuss all things Doom 4:
It is a comfy thread.

Now to the faggots who want to torpedo the very concept of the site. Look, I know you are salty about the cripple gone. The shitposting Grandpa is gone and Codemonkey is a pro when it comes to such things. I am not sorry that your reign is over. Drama was the other cancer that is killing Holla Forums and Jim has applied the chemo yesterday.

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How did that worked out for /svidya/ or any of the other boards that tried that?
Oh that's right. It didn't work because splitting off the userbase into multiple boards while also having Holla Forums as the default videogame board in people's minds simply doesn't work.

Making a separate board for Holla Forums is like voting third party in America and you know that very well.


Hey, I ain't complaining about the porn itself, thanks for the faps.
I'm complaining about letting multiple threads exist as long as people can post porn in them, that's the stupid idea.
If these "shill threads" aren't even supposed to be used for discussion, why allow them in the first place? Just lock them, instead of enabling all the fags that are gonna unironically shill. Like this thread, for instance.

Civ6 has had countless threads closed because there was already one up for discussion. The same for Dark Souls 3 and a few other games.
Doom is only considered an exception because it's hip to hate Doom. Hate the game all you want, it's likely to be justified anyway.
But pretending that the way the doom spam is being handled is not a circlejerk of salt miners that want to laugh at the silly shills is ridiculous. For starters, you are even handing porn out!

*The shitposting Grandpa is immune to all bantz