What the flying fuck is this and why does it have the ladyboys fucking face?

what the flying fuck is this and why does it have the ladyboys fucking face?

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He's a priest or a pope who ate himself so fucking fat with cannibalism that he turned into sludge. Then the sludge started eating things too. Eating gods apparently has side-effects to it.

It is a slug that is in the middle of eating gwyndolin.
OP's pic is the gwyndolin part.

A big guy

kinda looks like he also ate nito too but i'm not so sure about that, could just be skulls of the humans he's eaten
i'm thinking aldrich is another fragment of manus

also did anyone else notice how gwyndolin's crown looks more like a sunlight maggot than it used to
like waaaaay more

He ate best girl, Nito and probably Priscilla too.

nito and especially priscilla could go either way
a pale girl could mean like three different people, and it doesn't infer that aldrich ate them, too, just that he saw them
also consider the reversal ring

Some faggy blob in a disappointingly short Anor Londo revisit that gets his shit ruined by a lightning longsword.

How could he eat Nito? You killed Nito in the first game, for good. Gwyndolin was one of those secret bosses, completely optional so chances of him surviving in the lore up to a point a fatass priest vores him alive is much higher.

Ornstein wasn't optional and he went to Archdragon Peak and died there.

Did you read his name?

Isn't the whole point of the series that no one actually ever dies?

IT ATE GWYNNY

I liked that boss

True, but then the story of the first one can work with Ornstein alive. The story cant work if one of the 4 lords are left alive, since those are absolutely needed to be killed to reach the Kiln of the First Flame, just like in DS3 itself.

Nito cant be alive, because if he was alive, the normal ending of the Dark Souls cannot happen, and therefore it contradicts Dark Souls 3 as well. The whole point of gathering Lords of Cinder in the third game is to re-enact the same thing you did in the first game, kill 4-5 really powerful Lords to reach the "king".

To be honest Ornstein was probably an illusion like Gwynyvere. Maybe even Smough too, since apparently he survived up until the Sully had a crusade up in that bitch and killed EVERYONE.


Its more like things are always repeating themselves in one way or another. And anyways what's more likely? That he ate an ancient god that we killed in a previous game or that he just used the waste of the literally thousands of people he logistically corralled into his fucking mouth over the years. After all his arena is literally filled with his own shit and the floor is covered in the bones of people he was chomming on.

Thinly veiled excuse for shameless fanservice. Keep it in the general.

His spear looks exactly like Nito's sword, and he's also wearing that black hairy thing with skeletons Nito had, so I think it's safe to assume he ate Nito, or at least some of his bones.

Heres an autist getting upset about Aldrich and fan theories but at least hes right.

Or could be the Cathedral of the Deep salvaged Nito's remains since they are corrupted "Way of the White", and Way of the White were on a quest in the catacombs in the first game.

And then their pope got fucking fat, stole the old artifact of Nito for himself, stuck the old Nito's blade to a spear and became sludge.

Please keep it in the general