Where on Earth is Carmen Sandiego

Why would the US Govenrment recurit two teenage orphans to find terrorists who are so above everyone else they can succeed in stealing the Great Pyramid og Geeza from an airplane?

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The agency that hired them was probably incompetent, and they were probably hired through some contracting company for the gov.

A.C.M.E. seemed pretty competent otherwise, tbqh

Severe budget cuts and low salary loopholes for teenage workers?

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Let's not panic here, I have a master's degree in computer science with additional courses in advanced mathematics, and I can't do long division either

Because it's for children.

Wow, just wow. It's 2017 and people still believe cartoons are for children. Let me ask you this smart guy, if cartoons were for children, would an anonymous imageboard filled with 30 year old virgins be talking about them?

Because it's the current year and they have a diversity quota to fill

Because it was a video game.

because pedos.

If the porn of the show is anything to go by, it's so the siblings can use their constant fucking to draw in Carmen Sandiego. She's a huge Shota/Onee-san fetishist.

They look nothing like the characters

Orphans are emotionally vulnerable, making them desirable targets for trauma-based mind control. They can be easily shaped into couriers and spies. "Terrorists" operating at that level are obviously agents of one of the major intelligence agencies. What we're seeing in this cartoon is a superficial representation of the world of espionage. The teens are clearly not meant to catch the terrorists. So what's really going on?

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Because it's a video game inside a cartoon. We're going through two different layers of suspension of disbelief here.

I wonder if any of the players felt cheated they couldn't catch Carmen.

Aren't they trying to make a new movie with the property?

We're through the looking glass here, people.

You can catch Carmen Sandiego in the games. The kid on the cartoon is legally retarded and needs to git gud since he is worse than a pleb.

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Lovely animation, but this is the superior theme song.

I wonder what she will steal next?

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she will never steal your heart

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The election from Hillary.

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Across all the games, shows ect. Has Carmen ever stolen the kilogram from France? It seems like it would be the perfect object for her to steal, a combination of her ability to steal abstract things like languages or the international dateline and an educational show.

She didn't steal abstract concepts in the show, she stole impossible things to steal like the sphinx or the eiffel tower.

I believe in one game she did.

Why isn't this thread more popular?

Carmen Sandiego stole a bunch of posts.

That just dawned on me how fucking scary that would be actually happening.

Are you talking about Carmen Sandiego Word Detective? She was only kinda stealing language that time.


We're soon 2019 switching over to a better kilogram definition that isn't based off of a hunk of metal. Or we should, if the CGPM does their job.
But yeah, it would not be good if that was stolen before then.

Wait, never mind. She was "stealing peoples ability to speak".

We should have a dedicated DIC thread tbqh. An Under-represented cartoon company, despite the post-buyout public image.

I used to get excited for this show but it always disappointed me. They need to put her in the 30's where she clearly belongs. Maybe as a supervillian for Tintin to track down, that would be awesome.

I remember this dinosaur cartoon done by them. It was similar to Land before time in that they were young dinosaurs that were friends and had some adventures. I remember my mom either renting a vhs of it from blockbuster or buying it. Either way it was kind of surreal in my mind.

do you mean this show my dude?

why steal the KG when we can just wait for the natural fluctuations of mater and gravity to render it worthless, trying to pretend physical things are constant is funny.

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Embed re;ated is the better Dinosaur Show, tbqh

This?

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That might've been the one.

Never heard of it but sounds like I would've liked it as a kid.