I went full blown Leftie, guys! What next?

wew

Yeah, this

We're not the ones with cuckold porn and black dicks saved to our computer, fam.

I don't understand! Cuckolds vote Hillary! She's the leader of the authoritarian Left! Stronk wimminz! We must obey the women! We men exist to obey the wimminz needs! Real Leftest men obey women and suck on black penis if they demand!

AIDS Skrillex & Carl The Cuck are leaders in your movement, are they not?

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I hate to respond to this post even remotely seriously, but

[citation needed]

Fucking kek, she's just a center-right establishment liberal.

No, they're two random protesters from a YouTube video that Holla Forums spergs over.

Only liberal fetishits like cuckolding.
Fetishes have nothing to do with socialism. In fact, I think that a lot of right-wingers have some pretty fucked up fetishes themselves, too.

Joke's on you, nobody likes Hillary here :^)

Cuckolding is a right-wing fetish.

How many times have you seen cuckold brought up on a left-wing board of any type?

Okay, now how many times have you seen cuckold brought up on a right-wing board of any type?

I rest my case.

Yes but it is practiced by liberals IRL.
Also, yes Holla Forums obsesses over cuckolding a lot, but that's not the point I tried to make there.
What I wanted to say that cuckolding: (usually) apolitical or "no strong views" liberal with an "open mind".

Jesus, kys

How can you base your entire political outlook on your girlfriend cheating on you (or not having a girlfriend).
Fuck off Holla Forums

this

here's an unironic post of Holla Forums on a mostly leftist board

Holla Forums has some deep psychological issues.

Then stop raiding and falseflagging other boards with your lefty bullshit.
I have noticed you loonies have started pushing your crazy naratives on halfchan qa board.

which we are not.

kek

Then stop raiding and falseflagging other boards with your Holla Forums bullshit.
I have noticed you loonies have started pushing your crazy naratives on pretty much every where.

Or maybe people just legitimately don't fucking like Holla Forums.

There's little/no leftist presence on halfchan.

if you want a stormfag safespace then go to stormfront

Why would you have that picture saved in the first place?

Real leftists fuck brown qts anyways.

You can't not like Holla Forums, user, they are literally the entire website!

If you want a lefty safespace go to facebook.

How come people post here anyway?

I dont know if I like them or not but nobody can escape the fact that everything they say turns out to be correct.

Maybe because this is an actual socialist/communist place and not a liberal circlejerk?

Thats the same thing more or less.

No, they take things that are correct and append their retardation to it, giving their arguments the veneer of being truthful and accurate but it's all retarded drivel.

I-i mean, niggers a-am I r-r-r-right?!

The fact that the file names are all finished and not linked, means you have a folder of bbc. That's fucked up, fam.

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i don't care about Holla Forums posters, i just make fun of them
i stay where i want faggot

Well, to be fair, we still haven't kicked out the tankies

MODS=CUCKS

Correction. I know there is no difference.

How come all their predictions come true then?

Read a book nigger.

youtube.com/watch?v=jrfbWtMgyk8
buzzfeed.com/victimsofcommunism/ten-super-disturbing-ways-communism-is-being-made-110h3

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Read a book.

The authoritarian Left is taking over America! Thats why we need to vote for a strong masculine leader like trump to stop black men having sex with our wives!
Man, isn't trump such a strong assertive man, I'd love it if he had sex with my wife. It wouldn't by cuckoldry though because I would be the one in charge not my wife.

Hot tbh.

Name of girl?

(you)

Guess they don't like us Leftie cucks. Maybe it's our black cock obsession and our desire to prep the bull.

See Comrade, we agree! BBC fucking our wives is beautiful!

About what, Mao or Stalin?

Carl the Cuck, a real Leftist, would beg to differ. He's out there protesting, fighting "the man!" All he gets is to prep the bull. He's more of a Leftist than we'll ever be, sadly. Unlike us he actually fights for what's right! A true Leftist! He doesn't allow dissenting opinions! Gulags for all! Genocide for those who disagree with us! Leftism shall prevail!

Americans *should* give black men their wives as repatriation for the slave trade.

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shitting autosuggest
*reparation for the slave trade.

We should all take a trip to Venezuela, I hear it's a wonderful Socialist paradise! We need a break from evil Right-wing extremist America! There's too many literally Hitlers walking around!

I'm going to fuck brown qts and fill my qt latina up with white semen. You have fun with your niggerdick pictures faggot.

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Why would you go to a country with low living standards, rather than try and raise the living standards in your own country using socialism?

Seriously, your way makes zero sense.

read again, faggot
not arguing about socdem being reasonable or a functioning way
just because it's shit, doesn't make it not-socialist
like anarchism or market socialism, both are utterly retarded and go nowhere, but it's hardly any better than socdem

Impossible, we're Leftists, we can't get women. We're too effeminate, unassertive, and weak. The most we can hope for is to prep the bull. Let's all moisten our lips boys, we have to prep work to do! Like real Leftie man! Let's go get some black dick erect!

try harder faggot

read again

Venezuela is a true Socialist nation, isn't that what we want? Also you're being kind of racist, talking down about a brown nation like that. Are you saying they're inferior or something? The US is a Capitalist pig nation! Down with Capitalism! We NEED to go to Venezuela, dammit! Socialism is grand! It's the savior! We must experience Socialism! We must! To Venezuela, Comrades!

Nice Freudian slip there, my Holla Forumsyp friend.

Seems like a doctored photo. That guy looks like one of us, Comrade! He clearly has no job and is reliant on government/tax payer assistance like us. He's a true Leftie! Comrades unite!

Yeah Poe's law, I know. It's hard to parody Holla Forums

It is.

You're essentially making the argument that a monarchy where the peasants get to elect an advisory to the king is a republic.

hurr

At least you admit that you support fascism.

I've fucked more qts than you've talked to faggot. Leftists are naturally more chad than you tradishunfags who couldnt get fucked if you paid a $2 whore. Go back to your cuckporn folders and kill yourself.

No, he's clearly an alt-right Nazi. He looks exactly like a childless single man that masturbates to anime.

Wew

No they don't lol there was supposed to be a Nazi masturbation fantasy over Trayvon Martin

U

Wew

Wew

Market socialism does not go nowhere.

Speak for yourself :^)

I don't understand. That's us, Comrade! We're all lonely single men who prep bulls and jerk off to porn on the PC. We also steal money from tax payers, obviously like him since he's too fat to work. He's one of us. Stop fat shaming him and embrace your brother, Comrade.

I wonder what Freud would have thought of the alt-right.

Once again speak for yourself.
Socialism has nothing to do with welfare state

This is the shittiest trolling I've seen in a long time.

Yeah no kidding.

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I understand, Comrade. We're amazing men. It's a shame women don't respect us. We're real men! We protect the human race! We're progressive! We're real men and we're not ashamed to show it! We're secure in our masculinity!

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Comrade, let's go to Venezuela together! It's Socialist heaven!

Freud is pretty shit but a lot of his ideas have been shown to have scientific basis. Like the bits with psychological projection and fetishism.

Wew

Venezuela isn't a socialist country because only a fraction of workers work in a democratic workplace and own their means of production. It's more socialist than America but it's not a "socialist country"

TBH mods don't delete this thread this is fascinating

Stalinist ruin everything.

Why would we be saving this shit thread?

What do you mean saving it?

sage

Venezuela is a Socialist haven! Amazing place! It has one of the highest standards of living on the planet! Not like our terrible, horrid, oppressive Capitalist (PIG PIG PIG!) countries! People say "I'm going to Canada if Trump wins!" Well you know what? Fuck Canada, it's a Capitalist pig shithole! i'm going to Venezuela! Leftie paradise! My Comrade and savior B████ ██████ adores Venezuela, and has spoken highly of it! Amazing place!

sage goes in all fields

suhgay

saijoo

No effort a tall.

saje

Saging in an unepic thread

*saging
Nigger

saij

Saje

This is a safe space, you pig! Get out! Go back to Holla Forums you Right-wing extremist! You can't disagree with me! This is Holla Forums! We all think exactly the same thing! There's no room for dissent! Get THE FUCK! out!

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Sage

sAge

I know we do. We're like emotional, irrational little girls! But dissent is not allowed! Irrational emotions are! This is the Left! Comrade!

saGe

sagE

sage shit threads

Anarcho-capitalism is best capitalism

gay thread

Why do Holla Forums tards have so many pictures of black dicks saved

Hmmmm?

Dude how can you think there aren't different ideologies on here when we have dozens of serious non-shitposting falgs

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I'm from Holla Forums comrade, and as a true Leftie, comfortable and secure in his masculinity, I aim to please the female sin my life by prepping the bull! A real Leftie I am, Comrade!

sade!!

No you aren't you said there's no difference between liberals and communists

Are you suggesting you. Are. Dissenting? Get. The. Fuck. Out! NOW! Racist fucking pig!

sage!

Hahaha XDXDXD Nice one!!!

sage

Wew don't get too excited fam :^)

We're Lefties. We like to oppress people, steal wealth, commit genocide, lock people up in gulags for having different opinions etc. It's what we do, Comrade. You wouldn't dare disagree, would you? I'll send you to the gulag!

How can I sage all this sage?

wrong field kamarade

You just gotta sage the sage till the sage sages maaan

Comrades why do you sage me? You're staying in my thread anyway. The point of a sage is to let the thread die, not stay in it and consecutively read every new comment. We're Holla Forums, forever rational! We are, Comrade!

Oh shit yeh I need some sleep

We are self aware and understand the bad things countries claiming to be and actually socialist have done and once again the steal wealth thing is bullshit

We keep saging it because you keep bumping it

sajeje

suhgay

saggy

Ay lmao

forgot to change muh trip

Comrades, it's time. We must gather together and rejoice in our social progression! Time to prep the bull! Like real Leftie men!

Shaggy from Scooby Doo

so OP what's it like having your thread get shit all over and what is it like being in such strong denial about your sexuality and on a scale of one to ten how gay are you and how long is the average dick you suck and why are you gay

forgot to change my trip again

Sage for the revolution

Saje

I'm a stronk Leftiest man! I don't back down… Unless a woman tells me to.

#roadto300

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Why do you like black dick so much Holla Forums?

Gay post

Anyway daily reminder stormfags have accomplished nothing while leftists have armed militias and such all over the world

sage

En route to 750, Comrades! We shall prevail!

Comrade, I gathered all these pictures from Holla Forums. We are cucks together! Proud and secure in our masculinity! We fight for black men, and prep the bull!

It's actually not 750 on this board it's 300
They don't have Holla Forums filenames so somehow I fucking doubt that

We do, Comrade. It's called the Venezuelan government! We shall conquer America!

And you know the EZLN which fights Mexico alone and wins and Rojava which fights ISIS almost alone and wins

OP what's it like being a virgin at your age

Comrade, the limit is whatever I say it is! I will make a dozen threads if necessary! I will spread Leftism to every corner of Holla Forums until every Right-wing extremist is chased from this board forever!

Why are you gay OP

The lady that doth protest too much Holla Forums

I'd like to see you try you low energy slavshit

We, Lefties, dominate the third world! Fuck the Capitalist pigs and their racist first world countries!

no effort

wow
So OP how do you feel about Puerto Rico being an American colony are you for or against

Comrade, we're all together. Just enjoy our time together. This is your Holla Forums experience now.

dab for us OP post a pic of you dabbing

gay faggot nigger jew post

S..a..g..e

We appreciate you contributing to the 300

GOD DAMN CAPITALIST PIGS! Puerto Rico deserves to have a dictator! God dammit I'm so mad right now!

S…a…g…e

S….a….g….e

OK but are you pro or con on white imperialism of the rest of the world

S.…..a…..g…..e

yeah thanks OP you really help us out when you keep posting it really helps us get closer to 300 thanks

S…..a…..g…..e

Oh shit kek

Hmmmm

White people need to be exterminated, Comrade. It's our goal! don't you remember? White people are sub-humans who never developed everything. We stole everything from non-whites. Everything. That's why their civilizations are so much better!

cmon step it up

No problem, Comrade. We Lefties know how to work together toward redundant goals!

Sage because the mods won't fucking delete this shit

Have you gone through gay therapy OP

I want a legit answer I'm curious
Also white societies aren't "better" than anything else that's a fucking spook. The Mayans were ahead of Europe in basically all but military technology

N-no they shouldn't it's fascinating

Pro tip
Lefty ideologies aren't just the opposite of /po/ltardiness.

Jesus you really are a cuck Holla Forums

Yeah step it up OP you low energy cuck

s a g e

He's not listening

S A G E

Right, he's too busy choosing the exact black cock from is black_cock drive.

Boom bop blam

You son of a bitch literally Hitler Right-wing extremist Nazi! How dare you turn on your Comrades!

I know, all brown civilizations are superior to white civilization. They almost developed the wheel in the Americas and Sub-Saharan Africa, but didn't quite make it! Still superior to us! We whites are sub-humans and deserve to die! Look how free women are in non-white nations! We whites can't help but oppress women!

Comrade, we are Holla Forums. We prep the bull.

Is that OC? Timestamp black cock

How many black dicks do you have saved Holla Forums?

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Holy shit you are a cuck

sageing yeh

sage meh

Comrade I save every black dick I come across on Holla Forums. All of these pictures come from here! We are all the same! It's why we get along so well!

Didn't need it, nothing to transport

BTW I'm Puerto Rican

Cite the thread they come from or eat my sloppy floppy is 12% Black good enough for you

suhgay

And he still keeps going why do you have so many black dicks saved Holla Forums? cmon answer up

Please accept my apology, Comrade! We inferior sub-human whites apologize! We Lefties are you eternal slave for the actions of our ancestors!

Daily reminder top porn search in the south is cuckoldry

Yeah I'm unironically mad about that colonialism thing so if you could sort that out or genocide us that'd be gr8

sage war?

yes

Comrade, they come from Holla Forums. Every corner of it. We. Are. Bull. Preppers.

sage meee

Sorry my Comrades, wrong picture. I know you enjoy the black penises.

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sage me harder baby

What happened to that guy?

s a g e

sage

THE IMMORTAN LOOKED AT ME I AM AWAITED IN VALHALLA

yeah that's another thing that bothers me about these niggers

We on the Left understand your anger, Comrade. We dedicate our lives to serving brown and black people. We will suck on your penis if you want! We are Leftie men! We are progressive!

sage

#roadto300 only 93 more to go

Sage

Todokete setsunasa ni wa

sage

sage

sageeeee

Comrade, in Europe we prep the brown Muslim! We allow them to rape white women with impunity! Reparations for not allowing them to conquer Europe hundreds of years ago!

sageeeeeee

s a g e

Namae wo tsukeyouka Snow Halation

sage

sage

yeah no seriously suck my dick you two cent trailer trash bitch unlike you i'm unironically confident in my masculinity and have no problem receiving head from ugly guys because head is head hope you can take my 8" underage chode tho

sage

sage?

#roadto300

sage

sahe

sage

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safe

I understand brother! We on the Left don't believe in gender! We are progressive! You and I are not gay for wanting to fuck and/or suck men! We are progressive!

lmao yeah no kidding

Keep em rolling rolling

saaaggeeee

They see me saging, they hatin

saaaaaggggeeeeeee

Comrade I don't watch television! CNN and the like is so biased toward Trump that I broke my television in a fit of irrational emotional rage!

"gay" is a spook and there's nothing wrong with having sex with men. Prove me wrong.

sage

I unironically like cuckold porn tho

just a small town girl

sage

If you sage a thread often enough, will it still reach bump limit?

this is now an ugly/cringy nazi dump thread

living in a LONEly woo-oorld

sage ME

she took the midnight train going
A
NY
WHERE

yeah don't worry about it

just a city boi

I agree, Comrade! We men on the Left enjoy having our buttholes filled! It's why we encourage women to use strapons, and it's why we prep bulls!

Salvia officinalis (sage, also called garden sage, or common sage) is a perennial, evergreen subshrub, with woody stems, grayish leaves, and blue to purplish flowers.
It is a member of the family Lamiaceae and is native to the Mediterranean region, though it has naturalized in many places throughout the world.
It has a long history of medicinal and culinary use, and in modern times as an ornamental garden plant. The common name "sage" is also used for a number of related and unrelated species.

sagr

BOANENREZ'D ENSAF DETRO-HOYT

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We know your fetish

We are almost there, Comrades!

he took the midnight train going
A
NY
WHERE

lmao i don't even like anal either but we're both missing out on the male g spot being up there :^)

The Nutshack is an American animated sitcom created by Ramon Lopez and Jesse Hernandez which aired on Myx TV in the United States and Myx in the Philippines. It was the first animated series geared towards a Filipino American audience,[citation needed] and featured the voice of Filipino American comedian Rex Navarrete. The Nutshack follows Filipino American San Francisco native Phil, whose cousin Jack flies in from the Philippines to live with him in the Tenderloin district of the city. It first aired in 2007, with its second season airing in 2011.[1][2][3] Unlike the first season, the second season is censored for unexplained reasons.

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I know, Comrade! Being Leftie men we must accept that anal is right for men! We must take penis in our butt!

sage

Holla Forums tards have severed dicks and black cock saved on their computers

hmmmmm really makes you think

sage

sage

Suprise level 0/10

A SINGER IN A SMOKY ROOM,
schmelawainen CHEAP PERFYOUHOOME
oh the MOOvie NEVER ENDS, it goes OON and OOOOOOOON and OOOOOOON and OHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

sage

Almost Time for a new thread, Comrades!

sage

sage

sage

sage

sage

sage

If you had just one chance
one opportunity
to sage all the threads you ever wanted
on one board
would you sage, or just let it bump

C'mon and SAGE it up

This picture looks like something out of Hellraiser

STRAIN JURORS
WAY DING
up and down the boulevard, their
SAD DOSE
''SURCHARGE' in the nayyyiayiayaight
'>>928599
it's allegedly to "troll" people which raises the question of that being a completely pathetic pursuit

i fucked it up, the line is "for a smile they can share the night"

sage

sage

sage

sage

Do you even know what trolling is? (This isn't it)

sage

Bump, Comrades!!!

Come on and slam and welcome to the jam come on and slam yep youll wanna jam

sage

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sage

STRAIGHT LIKES
FEEBLE
livin just to find emotion,
HOW TEAR
SUNWEAR in the NAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAITE

You friccin moron

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sage

Almost there famrades

I have multiple threads to bump, Comrade. No time! No Time! Comrade!

sage

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wait let me redo that
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Done

sage

We Lefties love being cucked and prepping bulls!

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sage

sage

MOD DELETE THESE FUCKING THREADS

sage

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sage

THANK YOU FOR ACKNOWLEDGING MY ACCOMPLISHMENTS I AM VERY HUMBLED ON THIS 300TH POST FORCE SAGE DAY I WOULD LIKE TO THANK THE ACADEMY THE FISCAL CONTROL BOARD OF PUERTO RICO AND MY MOTHER SHE DA REAL MVP

I wish I was deluded enough to think acting like this makes me look funny and cool and not pathetic and sad.

you guys can stop shitposting now btw

sage

Bump, Comrades!!!!! For black penis!

sage

sage

sage

sage

oh wait I forgot the bump limit on this board is 400 I'm retarded

sage

welp I'm done

sage

Alright fair enough

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shit

Daily reminder

NAZI GERMANY LOST
THE SOVIET UNION WON
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NAZI GERMANY LOST
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Mods are ded innit

You are not retarded, Comrade. We Lefties are just mentally slower than normal people. It's okay! Don't shame!

sage

sage

sage

sage

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sage

Welp
We anarchist board nao

sage

sage

sage

lmao
for the rest of you just spam this it's almost exactly the character limit

I noticed that, we're self-moderating

sage

same

sage

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sage

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I wish I had some copypastas open to spam

sage

4 the 400

sage

I want a Joe Biden for my sex life. Somebody older and probably kinkier who'll guide me through the difficult waters.

The other day, my gf had me cum on my own face, and then leave it there while I went out to the mailbox to get the mail. In my complex, they're on an island in the center of the parking lot with people around. My gf watched from a window and it really got her off.

That's when I needed my Joe. Should I be doing this? How fucked up is this? Should I just let another guy penetrate me like she wants so that she stops finding different ways to escalate my humiliation? Has this relationship run its course? I needed a veep, man. And I wanted it to be Joe. (It all worked out, though.)

I bet you 2 labor vouchers ilias was behind the black cocks

Wouldn't do you any good. You'd never see me coming. You'd go to take a shit or piss early in the morning because I put diaretic drugs in your food and water plus a cocktail of muscle relaxers to take the fight out of you. Just happen to slip as you entered the bathroom, conk yourself out good on the end of the bowl, and then I'd inject you with a nice cocktail of my own making that'd be sure to keep you under for a day or kill you in the process.
Your place would catch fire making it look like you were trying to fake your own death, poorly.
And then you'd wake up in my fun room, Not fun house mind you, as you won't be getting out that chair I've put you in, with the bucked placed underneath your chair with a strategically placed hole for convenient ingress and egress of objects, offal, and other matter. We'd go ahead and run chicken wife through your arms and legs to keep you tied up nicely and see if you were an organ donor for any rich types who'd blown through their kidneys or livers. And honestly that's how you'll want to go because that will mean death will be quick and relatively humane compared to what I have waiting in store to where you finally beg me to kill you, or at least try with a tongueless mouth and your jaw muscles strategically severed for other fun.
Well fuck, I don't want to give away the ending. I know I got you all teased up and aching.

use these as well

Daily reminder
NAZI GERMANY LOST
THE SOVIET UNION WON
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NAZI GERMANY LOST
THE SOVIET UNION WON
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You're just a normal Leftie male. Take comfort. You're a real Leftie male, secure in his masculinity!

So I stroll into my local game stop looking to buy a copy of Persona no Embremu: Waifu Jam! Gaiden. I grab the game and take it to the charming maiden at the register. I say "pardon me, milady…. But could you ring me up? A shame I don't have your number, or I'd ring you up instead…" She giggles and takes the game, blushing as her fingers brush mine due to my fingerless gloves.

Her eyes widen as she reads the games title "Wow, I've never seen anyone buy this before! You must have special taste!". I smile and ready a witty response when suddenly a voice rings from behind. "Hahaha look at what this faggot is buying! That's not Call of Duty! What a piece of shit!" I quickly turn around, my cloak billowing behind me, to discern the source of this rude outburst.

Standing before me is generic dudebro caricature with a sports team cap and "The guy that beat you up that one time behind the school in early October" shirt just standing over the guffawing.

"Excuse me sir… you may disparage my person if you wish, but it is untoward to swear in front of a lady."

"Fuck you faggot!" The man replied.

"As you wish…"

I quickly swing my cane into his kneecap before he can react, he bellows and charges forwards. I expertly sidestep him and the cashier screams as he crashes into the counter. I draw my sword-cane and mutter a quiet oath as I drive it deep into his back.

"…requiescat in pace…"

As I clean my blade the girl walks out from behind the counter, twirling her hair with her fingers. "So…maybe you'd like to come over to my place and play that game sometime… ?" the cashier asked me.

"No thanks milady, It's single player only. Besides…"
I sheath my sword.

"You're not my type"

I skate away on my Heelys into the sunset.

Wouldn't do you any good. You'd never see me coming. You'd go to take a shit or piss early in the morning because I put diaretic drugs in your food and water plus a cocktail of muscle relaxers to take the fight out of you. Just happen to slip as you entered the bathroom, conk yourself out good on the end of the bowl, and then I'd inject you with a nice cocktail of my own making that'd be sure to keep you under for a day or kill you in the process.

Your place would catch fire making it look like you were trying to fake your own death, poorly.

And then you'd wake up in my fun room, Not fun house mind you, as you won't be getting out that chair I've put you in, with the bucked placed underneath your chair with a strategically placed hole for convenient ingress and egress of objects, offal, and other matter. We'd go ahead and run chicken wife through your arms and legs to keep you tied up nicely and see if you were an organ donor for any rich types who'd blown through their kidneys or livers. And honestly that's how you'll want to go because that will mean death will be quick and relatively humane compared to what I have waiting in store to where you finally beg me to kill you, or at least try with a tongueless mouth and your jaw muscles strategically severed for other fun.

Well fuck, I don't want to give away the ending. I know I got you all teased up and aching.

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

Superior Communists won! Only lost over 100 million form war and genocides! We are vastly superior!

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im coming for your wife bucko

List of Least Smelly to Most Smelly:

Zenyatta - Is a robit

Bastion - Also robit

Genji - 97% robit

D.Va - Fancy A.C. Mech

Widowmaker - Skin is blue cuz she cold as fuck. No sweat.

Mercy - wing suit probly has a cooling system. Not too bad.

Hanzo - Little Smelly. Light clothes, not too bad.

Symmetra - Also light clothes, but still smells.

Lucio - Running and wall riding builds up a sweat. Sorta more Smelly.

McCree - Heavy clothes, must smell. Like a hoodie wearing neck beard.

Zarya - Bodybuilding makes her smelllllyyyyy.

Junkrat - Dude smells of explosives and sweat. Nasty shit there.

Soldier: 76 - About as Smelly as Zarya. Sweats more cuz old.

Pharah - Jetpack Mech outputs too much heat. Smells like dirty arse.

Torbjôrn - Fuckin dwarf ass hairy ass mofo sweats like hell. Super Smelly.

Reaper - Must smell like ass if he wears a trenchcoat everywhere all the time.

Reinhardt - Big furnace Mech. Gotta be hot and sweaty in that shit.

Roadhog - His folds hold his stench. Hold your breath.

Mei - Arctic suit in fucking hot ass summer. How are you not dead?

Winston - He's a fucking gorilla what did you expect?

Tracer - Holy shit tracer is at the bottom of my list. How can she be? She super hot grill. Well, she can't bathe. She has to wear that big machine to exist, meaning she can't take it off to bathe. Most likely not waterproof, because of the large hole in the power core. She must be THE WORST SMELLING PERSON IN THE OVERWATCH UNIVERSE. She's more active than any other character, and would clearly build up a sweat. Sure, she can control her own time, but only slightly. She'd still build up a sweat, and a stench like no other.

Did I miss anyone?

Disagree? FUCK OFF THEN.

This has been a smell PSA.

Edit: Christ I did way to much thinking about this.

Edit 2: I made this at 4am while trying to go to sleep. Ignore my errors.

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We prep the bulls, Comrade!

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Is there a character that could even possibly EVEN TOUCH Madara Uchiha? Let alone defeat him. And I’m not talking about Edo Tensei Uchiha Madara. I’m not talking about Gedou Rinne Tensei Uchiha Madara either. Hell, I’m not even talking about Juubi Jinchuuriki Gedou Rinne Tensei Uchiha Madara with the Eternal Mangekyou Sharingan and Rinnegan doujutsus (with the rikodou abilities and being capable of both Amateratsu and Tsukuyomi genjutsu), equipped with his Gunbai, a perfect Susano’o, control of the juubi and Gedou Mazou, with Hashirama Senju’s DNA implanted in him so he has mokuton kekkei genkai and can perform yin yang release ninjutsu while being an expert in kenjutsu and taijutsu.Spoiler
I’m also not talking about Kono Yo no Kyūseishu Futarime no Rikudō Juubi Jinchuuriki Gedou Rinne Tensei Uchiha Madara with the Eternal Mangekyou Sharingan (which is capable of Enton Amaterasu, Izanagi, Izanami and the Tsyukuyomi Genjutsu), his two original Rinnegan (which grant him Chikushōdō, Shuradō, Tendō, Ningendō, Jigokudō, Gakidō, Gedō, Banshō Ten’in, Chibaku Tensei, Shinra Tensei, Tengai Shinsei and Banbutsu Sōzō) and a third Tomoe Rinnegan on his forehead, capable of using Katon, Fūton, Raiton, Doton, Suiton, Mokuton, Ranton, Inton, Yōton and even Onmyōton Jutsu, equipped with his Gunbai(capable of using Uchihagaeshi) and a Shakujō because he is a master in kenjutsu and taijutsu, a perfect Susano’o (that can use Yasaka no Magatama ), control of both the Juubi and the Gedou Mazou, with Hashirama Senju’s DNA and face implanted on his chest, his four Rinbo Hengoku Clones guarding him and nine Gudōdama floating behind him AFTER he absorbed Senjutsu from the First Hokage, entered Rikudō Senjutsu Mode, cast Mugen Tsukuyomi on everybody and used Shin: Jukai Kōtan so he can use their Chakra while they are under Genjutsu. I’m definitely NOT Talking about sagemode sage of the six paths Juubi Jinchuuriki Gedou Rinne Tensei Super Saiyan 4 Uchiha Madara with the Eternal Mangekyou Sharingan, Rinnegan, Mystic Eyes of Death Perception, and Geass doujutsus, equipped with Shining Trapezohedron while casting Super Tengen Toppa Gurren Lagann as his Susanoo, controlling the Gold Experience Requiem stand, having become the original vampire after Alucard, able to tap into the speedforce, wearing the Kamen Rider Black RX suit and Gedou Mazou, with Hashirama Senju’s DNA implanted in him so he has mokuton kekkei genkai and can perform yin yang release ninjutsu while being an expert in kenjutsu and taijutsu and having eaten Popeye’s spinach. I’m talking about sagemode sage of the six paths Juubi Jinchuuriki Gedou Rinne Tensei Legendary Super Saiyan 4 Uchiha Madara with the Eternal Mangekyou Sharingan, Rinnegan, Mystic Eyes of Death Perception, and Geass doujutsus, equipped with his Shining Trapezohedron while casting Super Tengen Toppa Gurren Lagann as his Susanoo, controlling the Gold Experience Requiem stand, having become the original vampire after having absorbed Alucard as well as a God Hand, able to tap into the speedforce, wearing the Kamen Rider Black RX suit, with Kryptonian DNA implanted in him and having eaten Popeye’s spinach while possessing quantum powers like Dr. Manhattan and having mastered Hokuto Shinken

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'twas inevitable

I think this guy might be counter-counter signaling by pretending to be an insecure right wing Holla Forumstard badly pretending to be a leftist.
In all seriousness though this guy probably is a fashy retard with a BBC folder.

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Let me tell you that I have made a bad mistake this evening.
My girlfriend (who let me tell you is only my 2nd girlfriend of all time) said I am "invited to dinner" with her and her parents. I was very aghast, nervous, and bashful to be invited to such a situation. But I knew it must be done.
I met them nicely, I should tell you, and it started off in a good way. The idea slapped my mind that I should do a comic bit, to make a good impression and become known to them as a person who is amusing.
When I saw that baked potatoes were served I got the idea that it would be very good if I pretended I did not know what potatoes was. That would be funny.
Well let me tell you: backfired on my face. I'll tell you how.
So first when the potato became on my plate, I acted very interesting. I showed an expression on my face so as to seem that I was confused, astounded but in a restrained way, curious, and interested. They did notice, and seemed confused, but did not remark. So I asked "This looks very interesting. What is this?"
They stared at me and the mother said "It's a baked potato." And I was saying "Oh, interesting, a baked….what is it again?"
And she was like "A potato."
And I was like "A 'potato', oh interesting. Never heard of a potato, looks pretty good."
And then they didn't see I was clowning, but thought I really did not know what is a potato. So I knew I would be very shamed, humiliated, depressed, and disgusted if I admitted to making a bad joke, so what I did was to act as if it was not a joke but I committed to the act of pretending I didn't know what a potato is.
They asked me, VERY incredulous, did I really not know what a potato is? That I never heard of a potato. I went with it and told them, yes, I did not ever even hear of a potato. Not only had I never eaten a potato I had never heard the word potato.
This went on for a bit and my girlfriend was acting very confused and embarrassed by my "fucked up antics", and then the more insistent I was about not knowing what a potato is was when them parents starting thinking I DID know what a potato was.
Well let me tell you I had to commit 100% at this point. When I would not admit to knowing what a potato was, the father especially began to get annoyed. At one point he said something like "Enough is enough. You're fucking with us. Admit it." And I said "Sir, before today I never heard of a potato. I still don't know what a potato is, other than some kind of food. I don't know what to tell you."
Well let me tell you he got very annoyed. I decided to take a bite of the potato, and when I did I made a high pitched noise and said "Taste's very strange!"
That is when the father started yelling at me, and the mother kept saying "What are you doing?" and my girlfriend went to some other room.
Finally the father said I should "Get the fuck out of his house" and I said it was irrational to treat me like this just because I never heard of a potato before. Well let me tell you he didn't take that kindly.
Now in text messages I have been telling my girlfriend I really don't know what a potato is. The only way I can ever get out of this is for them to buy that I don't know what a potato is.
I wish I never started it but I can't go back. I think she will break up with me anyway.

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No doubt about it

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We did it lefttid!

Clearly tells of his priorities. You all are sucking Holla Forums's dick by posting on this board.

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We did bois. We bumplocked the thread

#roadto400

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You can stop now you know

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go back 2 your safespace, Holla Forums, you're clearly too emotional to talk rn