Have a nephew turning 5 soon

I don't think I've ever been this disappointed. Any efforts to get him to play something structured and focused are going to be rendered fruitless as soon as he opens that box. I was even going to hack my Wii U and pirate Mario Maker, have a few good levels done when he gets here, but now I don't even have the enthusiasm.

Somebody please tell me he isn't going to become an autismal little shit like in those videos

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Minecraft autism has been an integral part of cerebral development for Caucasian hermits since 2012.

Get him to realize that vidya is nearly always shit and tell him to move on to reading or sports.

Chad isn't sad that he never became an /r9k/ frogposter.

you showed him good, older games that require skill so he probably won't.
minecraft really hits on those "younger-teen-on-amphetamine" types.
also minecraft is fine if you play it for the right reasons

also, this.

Coming from someone that has been taking care of now 8 and 4 year old nephews, Minecraft is probably the least dangerous thing he could get hooked on.

The 8 year old is completely addicted to Clash of Clans, to the point the only thing he wanted for his birthday and christmas was money to burn in the cash shop. Apparently this shit is the norm among all his classmates as well.

The 4 year old is still ok and plays other vidya (including minecraft), but I know it's only a matter of time but his brother influences him.

But really, it's not gonna matter what you do. He's going to do whatever other kids his age are doing to fit in. Best you can do is try to keep him open minded.

Are you Russian by any chance?

vid related might happen to your nephew.

Webm for those who want it.

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I would say this, but the kid is still too young for that realization. Let him ring out his childhood with the blissful enjoyment of video games that comes only from not being addicted for years.

It should be fine as long as you don't let him go full autism on it. Stick to exploring and making simple castles, no 1:1 scale replicas of middle-earth or crap like that.

the legend lives on

this

just dont let him on the internet

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And i know someone has the 8x slowed version.

I might be fine if I keep it off my computer then. You can't mod the PS3 version, so I won't have to worry about furfag mods or any of the sort.


Either way, I'll have to have a discussion with them about mobileshit and to never spend money on it. Being addicted to that garbage sounds awful.

what ever happened to the original source?

when i try to view the original, it tells me vidoe doesn't exist

Jesus Christ you are a tremendous faggot.

Quit trying to force your stupid childhood problems on the kid just because yours is over.

>BANNED
>REEEEEEEEE
every time

There's always hope. My nephew is bored of Minecraft now even though I torrented it for him. He still likes the SNES emulator, though.

He wants to play Roblox, but his parents won't let him. I heard there were a lot of autists on there. Probably best that he doesn't.

Get him Dragon Quest Builders and some Nipponese textbooks.

My little brother literally plays nothing but minecraft on his wii u and nothing else. He has splatoon, smash 4, even mario maker, and yet he still plays nothing but minecraft. He doesnt even come out of his room anymore. Minecraft is a disease.

That does give me a bit of hope. Also, people still play Roblox? I'd have thought that died by now.

On the other hand, is the exact situation I want to avoid. It's the WoW of the decade, but for smaller children.

I actually did teach at a Salvation Army center. There was a computer lab and Roblox was installed on all the computers. Whenever I would print out a lesson plan, there would be at least 3 kids playing it there.

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It's fucking digital lego's to kids. That's all kids see it as. It's a fantasy world with Lego's. You autistic fuckwads need to stop seeing what grown ass adults on youtube do and let your brothers enjoy their lives without your faggotry tainting everything.

the other day i saw some Minecraft LEGO sets on my local toyshop

Shit felt meta

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It varies from kid to kid whether they fall to Minecraft autism. Still you might want to make a buffer against it. Get him Terraria. When you compare the two, Terraria comes out ahead. Plus the console version lends itself to being more of an action adventure game since it's more tedious to build than in the PC version. As an added benefit, gifting it to him won't seem like a snub to your mom.

Just keep him away from MC letsplayers on youtube, that's the gateway to true autism.

Nice blog faggalo

Minecraft is a good game. Don't blame it for the autism that loves it.


Alpha was fun.

Once again mods beat vanilla

Vanilla's face is more detailed, and although I like the body, the mod one looks like a monkey.


This, fight autism with autism.
Console version is shit, tho, although a decent adventure game, I guess.

That second thing looks like a goddamn fox or something, not a rabbit.

but user, the first one is vanilla

You want him to buy into failed consoles?

Goes without saying.

Here's the fox, there are also white ones

Well, shit.

This video makes me feel weird things. On one hand, I realize he's a total psychopath who was collecting heads, and belongings of a number of victims, and that he was breaking the rules. But I also feel bad for him and can't understand why.

because he wasted all that time making that house

It's just a shitty marketing way of saying there are some instructions for pre made builds in there, as far as I know it's always been like that.

That was the admin's house, he invades and griefs other people's homes on that server.

So the cyka invaded the admins house, and the admin deleted his own home?

I don't fully understand what is happening there.
The guy fucking everything is an admin on that server? So he just bait some people to waste time on it to fuck with them later or something?
That sounds really evil.

I think there's another reason for them saying that . . .

Hard to believe it's been over a decade since LEGO stopped having those "alt builds" on the back of the box.

The current theory for why they stopped? Because parents complained about their being no instructions for those back of the box "alt models" because their kids couldn't figure out how to build those without them. (as a child i always saw that as the challenge in the first place, build this smaller model (from that set) using just this single photo).

Basically stupid kids ruined it for everyone else.

nah, stupid parents.

Kids will figure shit out if you can. I got my kids some of those duplo blocks and helped them make some dinosaurs and houses out of them. Sometimes they still ask for help if the build is particularly complex, but they can figure it out themselves and make all sorts of shit. People, especially the modern parent, forget that children are a pure "monkey see, monkey do" creature.

Dumb kid with full on swag gear raids and griefs other people's homes and steals their stuff.

He finds another house, he doesn't know its the admins.

Admin learns about the kid, cyka kid goads him, he humors the kid, proceeds to repeatedly use admin powers to screw with him, and the screaming hyperventilation, que in the finale, Admin removes his house, but he can get it back in, kid goes berserk, and he gets banned, the end.

It sounds fucking amazing actually. I'd love to do this kind of shit if Moineyglonta wasn't so shit and autistic.

I don't see anything wrong with your nephew playing a kids game.

I do understand that Minecraft is cancer and all, but you are still teaching him autism, just in Nintendo form. It might be better, but liking Nintendo games is still autistic as fuck.

You could get into tinsmithing, teach him how to make some dope sheet metal lanterns.

LEGO has always said "build your own X: instructions included" because their original marketing didn't take(pic related)
this is just a faggy twist

Then minecraft becomes a comfy and contemplative exploration/resource collecting game where you build your own village and are able to do grand projects like building a castle. It can be pretty rewarding, especially when a buddy picks up when you're off the keyboard.

>peaceful

What the hell?
I've never heard of boys building doll houses.
All I would do is build vehicles with legos when I was a kid.

and also recreate RPG storylines, but with them all mixed together, and characters changed sort of

that shit was always there, in the form of browser games like tribal wars etc.

it's just more visible now, because they can be glued to their smartphone instead

You aren't seriously considering telling me to git gud in fucking minecraft, now aren't you friend ?

You never built lego houses, nigger?


I bet your buildings look like shit, too. You probably thing "big building" is a substitute for a well designed piece of work. You've gotta be a real bitch and a half to be scared of Minecraft monsters.

i used to build houses with legos all the time. but i never used them to "play house" or anything. i still thought it was fun.

I loved building houses and arenas and wrecking the shit out of them with my other toys. That counts, right?

i also unironically enjoy minecraft occasionally. it's a lot like virtual legos.


hell yeah. wrecking stuff was half the fun.

Calm YOUR autism, there's worse shit he could've gotten, faggot. I'm sure you have all kinds of retarded and horrible shit you call "good".

besides, minecraft doesn't cause autism or anything like that.

but i guess it is appealing to autists, for whatever reason.

A young kid liking minecraft isn't anything shocking since it's like vidya legos. But of course op never played with legos, he was always too mature and hardcore for that so he was gitting gud at deepthroating mean dick.

It seems to attracts autists almost as much as Nintendo games.

Also, this - Minecraft is literally LEGO.

Uh...?

There's challenge, and then there's tedium. Having to bat a single zombie five times just to kill it, and then multiplying that by however many mobs spawn as soon as night falls, is definitely tedium.

Pic related

Build a wall, you stupid nigger.

minecraft has some other aspects that i like. sometimes it's nice to just turn on some good music and vegge out mining. it's sort of theraputic.

i'd imagine someone with the attention span of a squirrel would rather commit suicide, though.

Make up your fucking mind, mate.

CIA?

Have patience.

You try to mock me, but every post reveals your own ineptitude.

calm down. your autism is beginning to show.

What is this fucking shit? I've seen this shit on other boards. They're .rar files that are named after women and contain a number of pictures and some text file that describes something. They're password protected, though. You'll have to have some sort of incredibly fast algorithm to crack that shit. Fuck you, guy. Give us the passwords or fuck off.

I am calm.
If he's scouting for a place to build, why is he doing it at night? Why would he build walls outside of a fortified position? It just doesn't make sense. It must be why he plays on easy mode.

What the fuck is this shit?

some people just don't care about the survival aspect. they just want a sand box to play with.

I guess. Creative mode sounds truly autistic, if you ask me.

If I don't even have a location for my house picked out, why the fuck would I waste my time and resources on building a lodging for just one night? It's easier to just keep going.

It's not like surviving in Minecraft is a challenge; putting on peaceful until you have a house up and running simply lets you cut the early shit and get to the good stuff. If I wanted a First-Person-Slasher I'd go and play Warband.

it's not bad if you just want to relax and build shit.

Is this a falseflag attempt? They're all full of Cheese Pizza aren't they?
Expect hatechan on the news tommorrow boys, international criminal "Hotwheels" is getting raided by the CIA for making hatechan.

Although I agree with you in the offline part, monster are part of the substance.
Next you'll tell me free editing is acceptable.


Always built space ships. Still a sucker for that.

There are ways to do that without being a bitch.

It's a new CP spam thing. Report it and move on.

why are you faggots even paying attention to it?

just ignore it and move on…

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You know, isn't it better to let CP exist, so that you can track it back to where it came from and actually catch the guys abusing kids?

Sort of how they let the local drug dealer go to catch the supplier and cut off the drugs entirely?

Where's the password, tho?

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i know. i know. some ppl just don't want to have to worry about light levels and walls.

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No.

Holla Forums gets cp spam every now and then, usually coinciding with an sjw needing to project their fetishes onto their enemy. Nothing really comes from it.

I wonder who's behind this post…?

Why use logic when you can freak out and use it as an excuse to curb free speech?

i liked building those too. and building different kinds of vehicles.

As I person who doesn't give a shit about honeypots, previous spambots had the real deal, even if just as preview. This one is just insulting.


I had pieces of space lego and shit, so that helped my autism.

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kill yourself autistic millennial scum

There's this great new invention called the sun that can take care of that for you.

now why do you have to go and do that?

to defend against aggressive invaders without going to war with them.

learn and teach him about redstone logic, or binary programming
get him interested in the technical stuff and make sure he learns that shit and he'll be able to use the same kind of thinking in computer programming fields

redstone shit is pretty fun. it doesn't work well on multiplayer, though. too much lag.

but you can make crazy contraptions on a local game.

but ugly?

switch out minecraft disk with terraria
problem solved

that's why you figure out how to lagproof it so that it can work on multiplayer, although a little slower than in local

there's a minecraft mod called computercraft. it adds a programmable bot to the game that can be programmed to mine for you and other things. It's pretty neat to play around with.

i only ever made redstone doors/bridges on multiplayer. and even those were laggy.

switch out minecraft disk with nier import copy

You know, just my 2 cents, but cheese pizza seems like a perfectly fitting nickname for child porn.

It's about as not shit as it. Literally what the fuck was wrong with my actual tastes when I was younger? I'm 20 and I've only recently started liking sausage as a topping.

fugg

kids are stubborn and stupid.

i eat supreme as an adult and love the shit out of it. i still don't like black olives, though.

I can't fucking stand any kind of peppers.

green peppers aren't bad. they aren't even spicy. red peppers are slightly spicy but actually have a really good flavor.

i also don't like the really spicy ones, like jalapenos and such

It's 4 swings with an iron sword, and 5 with a stone one. Once night falls, the sun is nowhere to be seen, genius.

I gotcha covered.

I like jalapenos but as I'm getting older they're doing a number on my anus.

Most meat on pizza is kind of garbage. The chains pepperoni and sausage is often times gross.

White, bacon, jalapeno is dope.

Plain is dope.

This local place around me does a supreme, but it also has this shaved salami on there that is, you guessed it fucking dope.

It comes back, you know.

Digiornos cheese-stuffed crust supreme is pretty good.

Digiorno's always surprises me, cause I think it's delivery..

Anyway yeah, they're pretty good shit and sometimes on sale. They have this one that's like mushroom spinach that's actually fucking amazing.

Also brier hill man shit is classic.

I've never even played Minecraft, but this video makes me want to. The warning at the beginning was no exaggeration.


Quite the optimist aren't you?

As far as frozen pizza goes it's among the worst
how it gets so highly rated is completely beyond me

at first, the prepubescent screaming is annoying, but after a while, you feel a feeling of joy and peace the more this little prideful, psychotic child suffers.

It feels like a warm sun.

You think so?
Maybe I'm just ignorant to how the world works, just naive.
Cause the real problem is kids getting hurt psychologically, not pictures of that existing. Although I wouldn't really want the pictures to exist either because that's violating their privacy and showing their bodies to people that they don't want to, but I think it's better to stop the greater evil, right?

Have you ever seen the Wire. Same shit just replace dope with lolis. The people really in charge of it never get fucking caught.


thx doc

I used to write loads of video game stories with golden swords and evil wizards, I drew swords and weapons and stuff, to the point that they got really detailed and shit, I surprised myself when I looked back at some old stuff I made when I was a kid.

I was a a big reader, and classical fantasy novels were the shit. I found a lot of no-name ones that people forgot over the years. Tons of Star Wars expanded universe books and shit.

I never thought i'd actually be able to make any of that, you know? Now I can.

I never wanted the girly shit, I just wanted adventures.

Never understood how is that even profitable.
I'm guessing you have to pay somewhere on the internet to get them Even when you can get them for free easily, after all, if they exist is probably because of demand, but not necessarily.

See, I never really cared about "adventure" so much, I more so wanted to be a hero, and have a girl fall in love with me, and see cool new interesting stuff in the world and learn about it.

Kind of strange that those are the exact same things I want now; Have I even grown up at all?

GOD TIER: Anchovies
PEASANT TIER: Anything else
Really, this shit is the bomb but so many pizza places don't sell anchovies any more

I do like anchovies, people not liking them probably just got memed on them by early 90s sitcoms and movies.

How do you keep them away from watching let's plays, though? You cannot just forbid them to watch them and you cannot explain why you don't want them watching those videos.

Fucking disgusting.
Although once you get used to it, they are not that bad
GOD TIER: Pineapple, nigger

Of course he can.

Eww, are those slugs. What a poor taste in pizza.

WHAT A SURPRISE.

It might be a movie/tv propaganda thing, or it might be the fact that anchovies are fish out of a fucking can. I for one don't want to eat any kind of meat out of a can.

You can say the same about pineapple on pizza. It got memed until anyone liked it.
Don't know why, Brazilian grilled pineapple with cinnamon is the best shit I tasted in my life.

Isn't the reason that kids watch letsplayers that it's a friend simulator, as well as watching someone they think is funny?

It's the equivalent of watching a sitcom with friends I guess.
So you need to help him make friends, and teach him to be funny, then he'll have no desire to watch letsplayers.

Seriously, it seems like the only reason kids watch letsplayers is because they're lonely and also want to escape their sad lives with something bright and shiny and loud to distract them.

Not really, is just like how memes work.
It doesn't have to do with quality at all. I'm talking about the popular ones, like PewDiePie, if he goes deep into unknown e-celebs you should suspect he browse either /r/4chan or half/b/

Oh my god OH MY GOD
there he goes again
isn't he the funniesr guy around?
every fucking time he just comes in thinks he can bait evwryone with his sjhit taste fucking PINEAPPLE HAWAII PIZZA
NOT COUNTING THE FACT THAT HAWAII PIZZA IS GODS MISTAKE FOR ALLOWING IT TO EXIST IN THE FIRST PLACE
HAWAII PIZZA IS SHIT ON SO MANY LEVELS THAT THERES A SPECIAL CIRCLE IN HELL FOR ASSHOLES LIKE YOU WHO UNIRONICALLY ENJOY HAWAII FUCKING PIZZA
HAWAII PIZZA WILL NEVER BE ISNT AND WAS NEVER GOOD
STOP SPREADING FUCKING LIES ON THE INTERNET

pussy

You always need more iron in your blood, that's why metallic taste is good.

Best pizza is chocolate meme pizza

Aluminum isn't iron.

Fuck you, user.


You're probably being ironic, but there's nothing wrong with canned meat unless you're a hippie.

I really don't understand why people like digiornio's either. You can buy those refrigerated pizas that are kind of like Papa Murphy's or something for like the same price. Digiornio's is just dry and shitty. I'd never think someone delivered that.


You don't think having them exist hurts them psychologically? I'd care a lot less of people looking at pictures of me naked now than when I was a child. At least I had my innocence at one point and people can't take that away from me. It's probably pretty rare that the people actually making "top notch" CP are ever getting arrested. I'd actually even be interested to know the sick shit politicians and important people have been caught doing and got away with. Even R. Kelly doesn't get in trouble and he's pretty much nobody.

Why the hell do so many people like things just because their popular?
Maybe I'm biased, but it does seem like it's due to loneliness; They all just want to fit in and be a part of a group and feel like they're connected to other people. It's really sad and these people deserve our sympathy. That's what I think anyway.

It's like the reverse of hating things just because they're popular, these people want to be admired for being "original" or "better" than everyone else, to stand out from the group, not to feel connected like the sad people, but to feel superior and "different", even when they're not.

One people needs to be shown what real friendship is, the hipsters and goths need to be brought forcefully burning up in the atmosphere down to Earth.

My daddy taught us not to be ashamed of our toppings, especially when you've got such nice ones.

Yeah, you're probably right.

I don't even understand how anyone can sexualize kids.

I used to think young girls were hot and I wanted to kiss them, when I was a kid though. Now all I want to do to them is protect them though now that I'm older.

Survival instincts, user. If something is good for someone else and that person is "better" than you then it should be not only good but better for yourself.
Wanting to fit is also survival instinct.

Don't get me wrong, you're not wrong in the connecting part, that's just something they have in common that he can talk about with his friends, the same reason some people drink despise not liking it.

People that doesn't fit in are the saddest people, don't you think?


No. The same with rape victims. Is something you get over with, if you don't you're not apt for society.

Pretty shitty argument, user. Innocence means nothing.

pineapple is great by itself, on pizza it needs other things like ham and onion to counteract the sweetness though.

That. We're a tribal species, and not fitting in with the tribe means being ostracized and denied access to the eggs, which means your genes die out.


Comfy is a code word for empty :^)

Well, it depends. I'd never go single digit, but I think 11 upward is alright, although 11 is a little low still.
Kids aren't what they used to be, with more access to information "innocence" is pretty easy to lose now and early so 11 yo girls are usually hornier and develop quicker thanks to the early hormone rush.
That doesn't mean they understand what it is just by watching a BJ video, tho. It's pretty much the same reason they like let's players. Ironic.


Hot pineapple with cheese alone is pretty good, tho, user. Both flavors go pretty good along.
Hot pineapple basically tastes like caramel.

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Girls who grow up without a father present actually go into puberty sooner (wew, biology), and the single mother rate is going nowhere but up.

We also have an insane amount of growth hormones in our dairy and meat products, which is why even when I was a kid in the early 90s you'd have thin 13 year olds with big tits.

Well I think it's better to have a few really close friends than "fit in".

Fitting in basically means suppressing your own likes, dislikes, emotions, opinions, and tastes in order to not be abused and pushed away from resources.

It's better to find people that are like you than pretend to be like other people. Now this doesn't mean to never change, but the way you're supposed to change is that you become a better version of 'you instead of changing who you are at the core and trying to become someone else entirely.

Yeah, single mothers are the worst possible thing for kids.
Single fathers slightly better, but not by much.

When the fuck are people going to realize that kids need a mother and a father? People need to stop having kids thinking the only thing you need is an egg and sperm in order to raise kids, fucking idiots.

I don't know if having two gay dads or two lesbian moms works though, not enough data to tell so far.

But yeah, the data so far has shown without a doubt that having a mom and a dad are the best thing for a child.

It seems self-evident, but with everything SJWs touch they try to destroy anything good and healthy and say that it's wrong and evil, but they don't even have evidence, and everyone believes them for some insane reason, like they enjoy suffering or something.

Jeez, I'm getting really sick of this trash.

Cans (save for soft drinks) are almost always steel alloys , so that the cheap iron doesn't break down too fast

Or at least that's what it's like over here in Shitpostland

fucking yanks, learn to store food like a real nanny-state


heh


This is why I hate having a pettanko fetish

Yeah, fucked up world we live in. But I get to see 13yo tiddies on facebook pages as revenge porn.


Well, that's cool user, you know how to deal with loneliness and depression, but most kids or even adults don't know how.
Being different is actually counterproductive for nature since it meant taking risks and probably die. But we are kind of special as we can make choices based in more than instinct and develop even further as individuals and specie, but the instinct is always there, leading us to depression and shit.

We sadly are a social specie and we psychologically need human contact to be happy, specially at school.


I lost hope for humanity long ago user. Just sit and enjoy the rise until it ends, like a defeatist.


Same.

Too late now


Nigga, toy shop here is filled to the brim with Minecraft shit, plushies, lego, clothing etc. It aint a game its a damn brand

Did you hear the one about the user who tried to get his nephew to have good taste in games?

He was destroyed!

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Well I know in theory, not practice.
I don't actually have any friends.
I think it's better to be lonely than be around people that you can't be yourself with and express your real feelings and opinions and only have very shallow connections with.
Yeah, people need to teach kids about their instincts so they can circumvent them for their own happiness. Instincts are sometimes beneficial, sometimes definitely not though.

I don't understand that picture at all.
Is that what a micropenis looks like?
And what's with the testicles? They look like a vagina almost. Is that a Female to Male transsexual?

There are so many things that confuse me about this picture.

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yes op you should let him play minecraft so they could socialize with equally plebeian kids like him

We are your friends faggot

That is a good album

It's not really that easy, user, even when you know how it works doesn't guarantee you happiness. But it can help you to cope with unhappiness, tho. Happiness by itself is a pretty empty concept that is mostly achieved by shallow stuff.

You're on an anonymous board, talking to strangers. That might be your way to get around your share of human contact.

Frankly I'd rather a kid be addicted to Minecraft than some kind of P2W mobile horseshit.

These days kids are growing up thinking that it's normal to spend hundreds of dollars on 'free' games.

Is this an Onion article?

Anyway it's better to show kids cool stuff instead of stuff that will help them be like everyone else.

Anyway the shit media isn't hard to understand if she wanted to hide her power level from awful people.

but why would you want to choose from greater and lesser evil? OP was already working on his good taste. he should dispose of that game and offer a replacement like rayman legends. literally anything other than meinkraft

The kid will get to it sooner or later, user.

the kid will learn about sex sooner or later so let's have him watch hardcore porn or outright rape him as well right

I have a personal grudge against this kid now, he's such a piece of shit and minecraft is what did it to him. Someone told him I played magic the gathering at some point too and he ended up bringing out his binder to show me. It was full of beaten up commons and uncommons mixed in with his yugioh cards.

Those kids were right to bully him.

Johan, is that you?

That kid sounds like tsundere.
You should have just given him your D like he wanted you to.
And then you could teach him about manners and how not be a video/tabletop game pleb.

If anything he just needs to stay out of my fucking mtg, he can go play as much yugioh as he wants since they already have a notoriously awful playerbase

People that destroy children psychologically and emotionally and make them hate themselves, fear other people, and be unable to love or trust are just as bad as people that copy data and arguably don't even take money away from people?

This guy needs to stop and reconsider his entire life.

But user, what difference does it make? MtG is just as shitty, if not worse.

That guy happens to be a lead designer at Paradox.

Card games were a mistake. You are part of the problem, young user.


If a 16 year old takes a dick pic, he is legally a CP producer and will have his life destroyed.

I was playing "doctor" and shit (licking pussies and having my little kiddie dick licked) starting when I was like 7. That doesn't fuck kids up, criminalizing that shit and forcing those kids to register as sex offenders is what destroys lives.

i think it's some new tumblr meme

That's where you're wrong, magic just got a 10/10 set on pretty much every level and the competitive scene is still very much alive since wizards doesn't outright ban every deck that wins.

In fact, the only things they ban are absolutely degenerate like the eldrazi deck, and cards that absolutely must go in every deck if they're legal, like ponder.

Yes, because user wasn't talking about the kinda of paedo porn where adults fuck kiddos.

Well I didn't mean kids having sex with other kids, that's fine.

It's natural, of course they want to feel good, and of course boys and girls are curious about each others bodies.

I meant adults raping kids and abusing them.

Much like OP, I have a nephew who I've tried to show the higher path of gaming, but with less success. He's 10 and still never beaten a single game or come particularly close, he always looses interest as soon as anything gets even slightly hard. And to put this in reference, I'm talking about modern Mario games being too hard for him. Meanwhile I can say with certainty that at that age, I had beaten Mario World and previous Marios as well, so I know I'm not setting the bar unreasonably high.

Anyway, eventually he found out about Minecraft and of course that sucked him right in, worst part was he wasn't even playing on Survival. So I bought him Terraria in hopes of getting him closer to a real game with goals and combat, and yeah, that worked. He still hasn't made amazing progress, but it's finally a game he's sticking with and trying hard parts over and over until he succeeds. As opposed to dying about five times on some Mario level and giving up forever. So now I just gotta hope that learning the value of trying ten or twenty times or more times until he finally wins transfers to other games.


No luck here though. He watches those mind-numbingly stupid videos of people playing Terraria or Minecraft where they play terribly and blatantly, poorly, ham it up and over react to everything and he eats that garbage up. He honestly believes that terrible acting is real, it drives me nuts. I kinda lucked into the worst possible solution, in that my sister/his mom heard some dumb rumor about crude language in those videos and banned them on that level, but A: that's the worst reason to forbid them, and B: As long as he still wants to watch them, the problem still exists as far as I'm concerned. I just can't convince him they're dumb.

More recently he's also gotten into videos about secrets and theories about the games, but not even merely Game Theory bad. Evidently there's this even lower tier of videos like that, but made by dumb kids for dumb kids. I wouldn't even know these existed if he hadn't shown them to me, but man, are they bad.


This. I asked him, he watches what the other kids told him to. That's the same reason he got interested in Minecraft to begin with.

Legally there is no difference from a 50 year old guy taking nude pics or kids, and a kid taking a picture of himself.

Actual child rape/porn does that, what they need to do is decriminalize sending nudes or having sex with your 15 year old gf when you're 16.

Got any screen caps?

Or they find survival games to be fucking dumb, and just wanna play with their virtual legos w/ low-tier electronics via redstone.

I am still proud of having built a XOR gate before they added the fucking comparators and without using a guide. Shit I didn't even know it was called a XOR gate at the time.

Have your own kid, you piece of shit.
Raise them how you want.
Problem solved.

All is explained here.
archive.is/SwiVk

Depends on where you are.

Of course, but the specific example in the pic was just "CP" without any context. There doesn't need to be any rape or abuse, or even any sexual activity at all to make it CP.


I wouldn't have minded an older girl or woman playing with my dick or sucking me off when I was young. I would have happily welcomed that shit had I known it was an option. Obviously rape, or an adult abusing their position of authority to coerce the kid into having sex with them is as close to evil as you can get, but it's not black and white.


Burgerland.

Similar story, but probably not the same guy.
archive.is/eUNU1

my little cousin is super autistic over Crazy Taxi

she actually called me now because dreamcast I gave to her broke again so i'll probably just install it on her family's PC

She sounds pretty cool.
What is she like other than Crazy Taxi?

That thread was both hilarious and depressing.
Jeez, people with autism are kind of sad to think about. They might never have real friendships or romantic relationships. Damn, that's really painful to think about.

Also I saw this posted in the thread, it's pretty interesting supposition

It more or less states that the problem is that the children were never socialized and more importantly the parents never made an emotional bond with the child, so the child, being essentially feral, attempts to bond with anything emotionally, anime, pokemon, minecraft, etc.
And this explains why so many children are seen as autistic.
Damn, I wonder if this holds any truth.

If I by chance happen to have a child who wants to play vidya, I'd at the very least give him some older games to play like Descent, Ultima, Turrican, Rayman, Unreal, Doom etc.
My biggest fear is that he'll get ostracized at school for not playing the hip new shit like Mineycrafta or whatever the newest ASSFAGGOTS is. Almost everyone played multiplayer games with their classmates like UT, CS, Quake, GTA, BF, or RuneScape, but now it's all just Minecraft and MOBAs.
I don't deny having casual streaks of my own when I was a kid, but at least videogames then weren't as shit compared to now. So even when he would fit in, I fear that my kid would just stick to whatever's popular instead of discovering his own taste in videogames.

Autism doesn't really have anything to do with getting overly attached to something (it does happen frequently), it happens to neurotypicals as well. Autism is something you are born with, doctors aren't that quick to diagnose any social recluse with Aspergers.

Researchers do not have a definitive explanation for the rising amount of autistic children. Some say it's because of certain ingredients in food which causes the brain of an unborn child to grow differently from other normal babies. One could say it's because in the past we never had a clear definition for autism, but autists in the past must've at the very least gotten some kind of special diagnosis or treatment. I don't believe there were as many autists in the past than there are now.

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Are that loli's eyes speakers?

I don't understand. What's strange about what I said?

It was liking watching the 'treatment' scene in a clockwork orange.

Complete piece-of-shit reduced to the most basic of pathetic morsels as he watches things be taken away from him.

That feeling of bad is based off disgust. He's nothing.

I agree it's fascinating to watch.

He doesn't need to imagine having no relationships

My nephew's been really into that shit too. He got the 360 version last Christmas from his parents but apparently he'd been watching let's players play it for a while before that. I don't really get it. But my parents didn't get why I liked Streets of Rage and Chrono Trigger and Crash Bandicoot, so I guess I'm just getting too old to be anywhere near hip now.

Not even close to the same level, but still always relevant.

Oh, boo-hoo. Buy a goddamn hugbox.

What is the purpose of saying this?

I can't be doin' with this.

Thats how you learn you little shit

I was reading Goosebumps when I was 5. How old is your nephew, user?

Yeah, I'm confused too. Was it all from the perspective of the kid freaking out? Who's house was it set in? All I'm really certain of is that kid had problems.

And all the more confident that playing offline is the right choice. Or at most, only with people you personally know.

If he doesn't know how to read, then he's right. Pokemon without any sense of direction would be boring as fuck. Are you saying that he's old enough that he should be able to read?

I know this artist but I can't remember who the fuck they are goddam

sure, all I did was lurk but I still felt part of something.
thank god i can't remember my somewhat cringy streaming days very much

There's everything wrong with canned sardines though. It doesn't even taste like meat, it's just SALT. Salt flavored salt, with salt on the inside and salt on the outside. You might as well save the money of buying canned sardines and pour out half a box of salt on top of the pizza instead. Hell you can even make little isolated lines if you'd like, so you get one bite with no salt and one but with nothing but salt.

But then what is the cut off point?

When you are 16 and your partner is 13, 14?


And there lies the problem.

Instead of sending kids to the slammer and giving them the record of a pedo for doing shit like that, we should instead educate kids on why they shouldn't do it (Leaking to the public, lack of decency, etc.)- rather than the glorification we see in the media currently.

here, i'm back


I guess she likes to play Worms World Party on dreamcast with me since she asks me everytime to play that. We didn't get to have quality innocent loli time though since her mum came to pick her up and her brother suddenly threw a gigantic fucking autistic tantrum so I quickly left.

What's it like to have autism as severe as yours, OP?

maybe he should avoid playing what you played then

Buckle up, friend, it's going to get a lot worse before it gets better

Sex is not abuse, user, if you think that you might as well become a feminist.
An adult having sex with an aware kid is no different than an adult having sex with another adult.
Abuse start when you force the kid to do stuff he doesn't like or want and shit like that.


Look for mind-control.


Well, I like salty stuff,and anchovies are really salty.
There are ways to prepare canned food to avoid the salty taste, tho, and not all canned food nor canned fish tastes so much like salt.
Anchovies have this salty flavor and texture that goes good with pizza, but I understand why you wouldn't like it.


Autistic, but that's cool.

Why does noone like mushrooms anymore? Best texture enhancer.

There's no flavor.

What's so bad about not having a romantic relationship? I've come to see love as something more beautiful than anything, but at the same time I prefer solely remaining a third party and watching other people or characters enjoy it.

Maybe it has to do with being autistic myself, but as far as I'm concerned I don't need love with an emotionally sufficient family and single childhood frined. I don't even want a waifu.

Depends on how they're prepared.

All dead chefs in the world are spinning in their graves now, good job.

Jesus fucking Christ user.

Mushrooms are great on pizza. That mild earthiness and texture contrast nicely with peppers.

How old is the kid?

Introduce him to Dwarf Fortress and tell him its a bit like Minecraft

Back in the red/blue days most kids I played with couldn't read english but we still played it.

I don't get why people think mushrooms are good, they have no flavor to them. The people who seem to enjoy them keep on spouting /ck/ memes about "texture", which has shit to with how food tastes. You're eating a literal fungus. Why aren't you eating regular pepperoni pizza instead of masturbating to your fancy chef shit that has toppings that shouldn't belong on pizza in the first place.

of course you fucking retard
give him something like trauma center or prime hunters ffs

Do you even have a tongue?

They taste like mushrooms, I like the taste of mushrooms.

"Regular" pepperoni pizza is boring as fuck


user I'm sorry but you just sound retarded and/or autistic.

I wish taht there was a Cleric Beast cover of this

Why not just get sausage or salami? Pepperoni is legit the worst meat you can get.

I did the same and failed. The twerp started screaming and punched the screen on the first level of Doom saying the graphics were bad. Then he went to play Minecraft, which has even worse graphics. He was the one that asked to play in the first place because he was interested in what I played. Apparently he likes swinging the sword around in Minecraft better than Doom combat. I don't play games with him anymore.

He's watched me play Doom already. He has an impression that it's a fast, hard game where you shoot monsters in the face.

he's 5 you stupid piece of shit let him play with digital legos so he doesn't turn out as much of a faggot as you or the rest of this board

Pineapple with cinnamon is a continental recipe in America
BR pls go