I vote Trump and this is the thanks I get? I should have listened to the prepperfags.
What do I do? If the Oroville dam is breached, my home and all my possessions are fucked, and the lives of my family, many of whom are fellow Trumpists, are in danger. Any recommended locations to move towards until the storm subsides? Any tips/tricks/FAQs/cheats?
Also, as an aside, Holla Forums has my phone blocked from posting, and references shitty aspergers-tier posts that I've never made. What the fuck, Holla Forums?
If you are genuinely worried about it…. anywhere outside of Sacramento, fam.
Christian Hughes
I don't live in California but flood advice is pretty universal: get to high ground. As for your house and things, they are probably doomed.
Bentley Nelson
Head west or east, whatever gets you out of the path of the flood. Assuming the dam breaks and all hell breaks loose with it, that is. Failing that, I hope you've got flood insurance and know how to swim…
Evan Nelson
The water rises
Thomas Lewis
head to another state user and don't come back
Hunter Robinson
You can appeal a ban. The sweeping IP caught you. Good luck.
Wyatt Phillips
I happen to have an empty basement ready for move-in. If you let me have your wife for a night, maybe we can work something out.
Henry Hughes
I happen to have an empty basement ready for move-in. If you let me have your wife for a night, maybe we can work something out.
Angel Scott
...
Benjamin Campbell
Why not go rent a moving van now and load it up to drive to safety?
Oliver Collins
kek
Jose Martin
If you let him film and share, I'll send $5 to your Paypal.
Dylan Carter
Yes, the fire rises!
Nathaniel Cook
Ain't that easy. Family is skeptical. I'm thinking heading up to sly park maybe? Is that too close? It's much higher ground than Sacramento, high enough to snow.
We got 2 cats. I know it's gay but I rather like my cats.
Elijah Lewis
Lift up your eyes and look north, OP. The future state of Jefferson needs you. If you're feeling less brave and just want to settle down, then go to the east coast.
Joshua Kelly
Move your ass to the appalachian mountains. It's one of the few places in the US that's immune to all the big natural habbenings.
San Andreas? not a problem.
Yellowstone? Well outside the killzone and also outside the range of the worst of the ash.
Hurricanes? They pretty much just bash themselves ineffectually against the mountains.
Earthquakes? I've never even felt one.
Luis Ross
HE DIDN'T SWIM SO GOOD!
Dominic Bailey
Nice.
Is that a worst case scenario for the dam breaking? Or just a general flood warning?
Carson Morales
If you repair your dam, the water wins
Jaxon Jones
Admirable, but mistaken.
Lincoln Perry
General flood-plain map showing frequency of severe flooding.
Adam Moore
The tradition of owning cats goes back to the Romans user, it's ok.
Sebastian Turner
Buy flood insurance
Easton Myers
Also Appalachia is white as fuck
95%+ white easily
Carter Ortiz
Fucking leave Commifornia. Do you really want to be a casualty of war during the libtard purge? Just get out of the way so Trump can nuke them.
Oliver Long
You should listen to those trips, OP.
Lincoln Rivera
Hah. The average residential flood insurance costs 43k. For what, a car, PC, a couple cats and a few nice gaming systems? I don't own any housing so it's cheaper to say no on that.
Luis Hughes
But, before coming here there is one thing that absolutely must be understood: It's pronounced appalachian, not appalshian. HARD "ch"
Joshua Johnson
The spics and shitskins in cali shitpost here and get banned. Get a VPN for your phone. And get the fuck out of Commiefornia.
Nathaniel Cox
Be ready for a WROL Katrina type situation. But don't take it seriously because it probably will be okay.
As for the phone making posts. Do you have bluetooth turned on normally? If so turn it off because there are tools you can connect to someones phone and send texts/make calls and use it normally without them being aware.
Nathaniel Hill
Use this as your excuse to flee California for good. Either join the Memewest Front and move to east Washington, east Oregon, Idaho or west Zyklontana; or you can move to a purple state (or Texas or Georgia), or you can move to Holla Forums Hampshire or upstate Maine.
Gavin Lewis
It'll be impossible to make a decision that quickly by Wednesday, the time this is all allegedly going to collapse.
We have thought about Minnesota, before. If we survive this shit and it really happens, fockin Minnesoota all de way, ay?
Thomas Turner
If it wasn't so impossible to get guns in Commiefornia, that would almost make it worthwhile. So many ghetto fucks and shitlibs.
Jacob Green
Nothing gay about cats, they'll keep your house pest-free. Get a couple of cat carriers and bring them with your dumb ass.
Jack Bailey
Is that Michelle Obama ?
Easton Martinez
Go to Texas like every other Commiefornian faggot that gets tired of it. That or the Carolinas.
Noah Thomas
I would get to high ground and pack anything that is really important (photos etc) make sure you are armed too. anything you leave behind will either be looted or destroyed so don't leave anything you want.
Ethan Hughes
lol wat a fag i hope your wife drowns in semen
Josiah Hughes
user….why are you inviting outsiders to Appalachia??? Have you gone silly son?
Don't move here we are all fat inbred hicks that drink whisky do meth and moonshine, play the banjo and are missing teeth!
Jaxson Cox
Watch out, we got a survivalist over here!
Ayden Gutierrez
make a private purchase the only really hard guns to get are handguns and semi auto rifles armslist .com/
Jeremiah Hall
if he can afford to live in commiefornia he can afford to live in a hotel for a week
Justin Barnes
Really? What do you have to do differently?
Jason Baker
yes you should have
are there really rightwingers who don't plan for this shit?
That better not be an upper lip piercing,
Brayden Sanders
Evalion's your wife?
Anthony Stewart
Good to see I joined the right side.
Gavin Bell
Hopefully you've gotten armed in someway. You don't know what is coming down the pipe.
Dylan Ortiz
That guy isnt on our side, probably lefty/pol/.
Wyatt Wright
fun fact that first pic is the old michigan militia
Jackson Butler
FAGGOTS WILL DROWN IN A SEA OF POZ LOADS FAGGOTS WILL DROWN IN A SEA OF POZ LOADS FAGGOTS WILL DROWN IN A SEA OF POZ LOADS FAGGOTS WILL DROWN IN A SEA OF POZ LOADS FAGGOTS WILL DROWN IN A SEA OF POZ LOADS
Matthew Flores
It takes a year long process for most. Expensive. Many forms.
For someone like me with a record (does a bar fight at 20 really constitute a violent record? doesn't anyone live anymore?) it's damn near impossible. Only the governor himself can sign off on whether I'd be okay to own a handgun. It's ridiculous.
And meanwhile the black and hispanic street gangs shoot you for looking at them the wrong way, or failing to glance their way at all..
Aiden Bennett
Nigger, drive to Auburn and shut the fuck up. We in Sacramento are in zero danger. Oroville is fifty fucking miles away, on the other side of Yuba City.
STOP TRYING TO GET OUR HOME ADDRESSES, ANTIFA
Elijah Jackson
I have nigger-tier Wal-Mart straight talk and I get periodically banned, must have given my phone the same IP address as some other shitposter, probably one using a VPN.
Levi Miller
I bet you can't call jews any bad words, either
Nicholas Barnes
you can buy a pump action shotgun california fairly easy, buy a 12 gauge and a tube extension for it and load it 00-slug-00-slug-00-slug-00-slug–00 it is the definition of crowd control
Julian Reed
saved
Elijah Barnes
So like the only guns worth having?
Jonathan Price
You have a wife and a kid yet you cant even get them out of harms way? what you have no family or relatives to help you also? How shit are you?
Jacob Gomez
Not everyone is a whetback like you user
Jacob Torres
Don't be mad at me libshit, I'm not one of your pets that vote you in. I will help make CA great again and deport anyone who helps spics along with them.
Adam Taylor
Give me your girls number fam. Don't worry I'll take care of her. Yeah leave California. Been saying this for years. Collateral damage is necessary. You're probably permbanned then. Use a VPN. Android or iOS?
Zachary Garcia
You can get pump action Ar-type guns that are just as good.
Noah Bailey
I'll match your donation and raise you five bucks.
Austin Taylor
Looks like Cali could sure use a Right Wing Safety Squad right about now ayy
Carter Martinez
Rode not road.
Julian Ramirez
I have an actual idea OP go on twitter and contact twitter .com/maga3x?lang=en and see if any fellow Trump supporters are local and can help
Aaron Evans
What the fuck.
GTFO, califag. On second thought, please just stop… being alive.
Chase James
Actually, the flood area is all Trump supporters. It is the non-Mexican half of the Central Valley. What we needs is for Quake-Chan to shake things up.
Shake it up Quake-Chan
Xavier Mitchell
no
Carter Campbell
I guess the official moderation stance is "Holla Forumsacks should die because helping them survive a happening might involve doing something outside the containment board oy vey". Sad!
James Myers
You can call someone to auction off all your personal belongings. You might stand to make a nice quick buck.
Short sell and bring money to the table to cover it. Head to Montana.